DAKAAAAAAAAAA! (Translation : Blood axes are the best)
@noahsitu81263 ай бұрын
WAAAAAAAAGHHHHH
@ThatOneGuy-iv9sn3 ай бұрын
WAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
@maryconnolly55813 ай бұрын
WAAAAAAAAAAAGH
@100Servings3 ай бұрын
The Ork battle in the novel The Infinite And The Divine is the best. My favorite moment was when Trayzen battles his way to the control room of an ork ship. With less than a second, he had to figure out how to stop the ship from launching by analyzing the controls. They consisted of a green button that was labeled "GO" and a red button labeled "STOP". He pressed the red button, then collapsed into a chair, overwhelmed by what just happened. He heard the orks shouting and assumed they were about to attack, then discovered it was cheering. They just watched him kill his way through the ship, including stabbing their warboss to death with the jagged stump of his severed arm. It was the most awesome thing they had ever seen. Trayzen was overwhelmed with the utter stupidity and orkishness of the moment.
@conrad-constantine3 ай бұрын
my all time favorite line comes from that book> "There is almost nothing in the galaxy, quite as dangerous....as an Ork... that is having FUN!"
@Mr.Mister3-263 ай бұрын
In the Book: Siege of Castellax, Orks invaded a World of the Iron Warriors. A troop of Iron Warriors teleported into the fort of the orks to destroy the promethium tanks, so the orks would run out of fuel. Mission accomplished, now how to get away? They decided to steal a Ork Aircraft. One of the Iron Warriors cracked the skull of an Ork Pilot open and ate the brain. Well it was a meager meal..... But he somehow learned how to fly this orkish Aircraft. His Sergeant stood in the cockpit and wondered how in the hell, this could fly, the controls were just a mess of buttons. The Warrior that should pilot it, ripped the chair out and throwed it out. When he pushed the start button nothing happened. He had to smash the button, to start the Aircraft. When his Sergeant ordered to slow down a bit, the Warrior turned his head towards him and asked, "with which brake?". The Aircraft had no brakes.
@100Servings3 ай бұрын
@@Mr.Mister3-26 I was watching Party Elite recap a game of Battlefleet Gothic Armada 2 between the Orks and the Tyranids. The Orks sent a boarding team over to one of the Tyranid ships and took it over somehow. I'd like to believe some absolute chad of an ork climbed up the ship's nostril and punched it in the brain until it did what he told it to do.
@AnakinFury3 ай бұрын
@@100Servings "OI, DIZ IS A PINK LOOKIN DRIVER WHEEL NOW AIN'T IT?"
@SpacePumma3 ай бұрын
Just imagine being trazyn whose people went to war against the Krorks. These absolute living war machines to now face off against the orks of the current setting
@spinksies25403 ай бұрын
WEZ BEEN WRITN RED COZ RED MAKEZ YA GO FASTA, SO OUR BOSS SAID "OY, MAYBE ITD MAKE YA GITZ LERN FASTA" SOZ WE WROTE IN RED N NOW WEZ SMARTA N WE ALMOST STOPPED FIGHTN TO CONTEMPLATED LIFE BUT IT GOT BARBOG ALL DEPRESSED N HE KRUMPED IMSELF SO NOWZ DA BOSS SAYS WE CANT READ NO MORE
@flayar32073 ай бұрын
Rip Barbog he was a real one 😭🙏
@donny37473 ай бұрын
Genuinely made me laugh, thanks for that. Needed it today!
@NohFR-12 ай бұрын
RIP BOY BARGOG, HE WAZ THE BEZT
@calebkelly82212 ай бұрын
These Orks seem... Smarter somehow... 🧐
@commissardale2 ай бұрын
Hey I made that
@deathsmage423 ай бұрын
Every Ork player I have ever played against in the Table Top has been the coolest, most chill guy at the store. Pretty sure the psychic gestalt extends to the few weird Ork players out there.
@BeyondDaX3 ай бұрын
Because the Orkz allow for more chill players to play as unironically the happiest species/faction in all of 40k
@helsingS_3 ай бұрын
as someone who has so far only played against ork armies so far can confirm
@DiscoKevin694203 ай бұрын
The Facebook group pretty much confirms it
@sonofsanguinius1763 ай бұрын
pretty sure it works the other way around...like smash your face with his wrench if you make him lose a game lmao
@RichyN253 ай бұрын
As an Ork Player, I can confirm I'm not there to win, I'm there for a good fightin
@xladbetr80973 ай бұрын
Mork punches you when you’re not looking, and Gork punches you when you’re looking
@antoniopinon64463 ай бұрын
and both punch you when you are down?
@niclyx79702 ай бұрын
@@antoniopinon6446 That's the best time to punch
@N2and2Uzi2 ай бұрын
@@antoniopinon6446why would they not? It’s the perfect timing to hit you weak points
@achimdemus-holzhaeuser12332 ай бұрын
Mork might also Kick you.
@N2and2Uzi2 ай бұрын
@@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 and steal your kneecaps
@danilakalinin62613 ай бұрын
I love little joke idea in lore that Ultramarines so successful because orks think they have lucky colors and actually conjure buff to this chapter.
@andresamaya61872 ай бұрын
Someone should have told that to Sanguinius, now the Blood Angels are speedrunning obliteration
@dannyyous2 ай бұрын
Yes like believing comissar yarrick is an unkillable badass and shoots lasers out of his eyes so he does or how commander farsight is like a ghostly boogeyman to the orks so he becomes one and cuts down boyz en masse in his red speedy crisis suit
@calebkelly82212 ай бұрын
So Salamanders iz best beakyz coz green iz best kolur
@Randomyoutuber-48312 ай бұрын
That’s a bit debatable since Orks could just as easily think that the ‘umies painted their armor wrong or are using the wrong shade of blue or something and so the buff doesn’t apply because of that assumption on their part. An Ork’s line of thought can be pretty damn weird sometimes
@Randomyoutuber-48312 ай бұрын
@@dannyyoussome people have theorized that even though Yarrick was reported as KIA, Orks held such reverence for him that they effectively created a new Yarrick out of their collective psyche so they’d always have him around to fight.
@xzardas5412 ай бұрын
Humans fighting for survival. Eldars clinging to thier lost glory. Necron cleaning bugs from thier lawn. And orks? Orks are having fun.
@abe28262 ай бұрын
The League of votann are dwarves and are digging holes Tyranids are eating all the biomass in our galaxy like the apex predators they are
@a_paperweight2 ай бұрын
And Tyranids are just here for the buffet
@NO122221Ай бұрын
@@a_paperweight it feels like we're forgetting someone else, but it must be just my imagination
@ErrorNamenotfound-mx7bvАй бұрын
@@NO122221 tau:*screaming to be recognized*
@LaughingLiftingGaming3 ай бұрын
If they made “Warhammer 40k: Orks Orks Orks” the video game, sign me up for a special edition preorder.
@yeturs694203 ай бұрын
Shootas, blood, and teef is a fun little game, if you haven't seen it.
@Raigster3 ай бұрын
I heard of an ork game
@adamevaskevich55283 ай бұрын
Speed Freekz is super Fun NGL, PC only RN, but it's Early Access so hopefully be cross play when it's fully released
@rikifromplanetk83053 ай бұрын
Bruh they could release a fucking visual novel that features romance and is also a musical and i would buy it given i could be a bad moons
@CherokeeWill3 ай бұрын
I thought about this a few weeks ago. Make it an mmorpg where u can make clans n bingo multi million dollar game. Surprised it hasnt been done yet
@banechrismon60513 ай бұрын
"Back to serious town" said the cute little Cadian soldier.
@oye61242 ай бұрын
they wouldnt have said it that way, probably more like back to cadian town or something idk i just got into warhammer a week ago
@amputant2 ай бұрын
@@oye6124the only constant in wh40k is cadians never shutting the fuck up about being from cadia so yeah
@supremefankai54803 ай бұрын
The problem with a lot of Orks in stories is that most people only focus on the Brutal while forgetting about the Kunnin'. It would make the Brutally Kunnin' god sad, whichever it is. That's why my favourite Ork Warboss will forever be Gorgutz 'Eadhunta, that boy knows his Orky-know-whats, plus his dialogue with dumber Orks is hilarious.
@dennisv34353 ай бұрын
DA FING ABOUT BRUTAL KUNNIN BOYZ IS DAT YA NEVVA SEE DEM COMIN, AND WHEN DEY'Z KRUMP YA, DEY LEAVE NO WITNESSES DA FUNDAMENTAL BELIEF OF ORK STELFF IS DAT NOBODY SEES YA IF YA KRUMP EVERYONE
@antoniopinon64463 ай бұрын
Das Red Gobbo is cunning but brutal if im not mistake....for the Revoluzion!!!!
@invaliduser9113 ай бұрын
Gork is brutally kunnin. Mork is kunninly brutal
@supremefankai54803 ай бұрын
@@invaliduser911 are you sure about that?
@HitandRyan3 ай бұрын
@@invaliduser911Itz da uvver way round and I’ll fight ya over it
@PhthaloGreenskin3 ай бұрын
People really downplay just how horrifying Orks are. Orks are like Trollusks in Wheel of Time. They round up People in cages to eat them later. They roast children over open fires because the meat is softer.
@BeyondDaX3 ай бұрын
But they always find time to eat some squigchips along the way. Especially barbecue waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh flavour.
@fjLKA3 ай бұрын
Trollocs. I hope they're not called Trollusks in the Amazon series!
@PhthaloGreenskin3 ай бұрын
@@fjLKA oops
@myonlyfriendtheend49583 ай бұрын
Helsreach did this really well it didnt read like a battle but how the fuck are we going ti survive this natural disaster
@antoniopinon64463 ай бұрын
and they do this in the funny way!!! if you dont love Orks...well you have a problem in your life...
@thorshammer80333 ай бұрын
The potential for kitbashing , looting and straight up making from scratch is the best part of collecting Orks.
@KrakDuk3 ай бұрын
For real. I think orks are the perfect second army since you can use all your bitz to really make them special
@mememachine3963Ай бұрын
I have gotten so used to Ork kitbashing at this point, that whenever I see a model bit that's a piece of metal, gun, or mechanical bit, I immediately think of how it could be used for Da Boyz
@lunkerdoodle-13 ай бұрын
Astra Militarum: "Sir! We have reports of orks attacking the plant. We need reinforcements!" Inquisition: "Haha funny." *Exterminatus*
@BeyondDaX3 ай бұрын
Inb4 Sudden freebootaz arrival in void space post exterminatus
@TheKingGandy3 ай бұрын
"every Kit is basically an Ork kit!" Truer words have never been said lol
@Magicoftherings3 ай бұрын
Nobody has seen a purple orc so it does work 13:12
@antoniopinon64463 ай бұрын
just perfect!
@JakesFavorites2 ай бұрын
Wouldn't that be due to Lictor encounters? They have camo and they're purple.
@Magicoftherings2 ай бұрын
@@JakesFavoritesno it is the power of da Waagh
@Tavenknaughtlin12 ай бұрын
Fun fact; that's practically the only color that DOESN'T have some kind of symbolism in the actual Ork lore. The sneaky color for Orks is Camoflage. And yes, that is a color to Orks, because if it looks like camo, it works. Doesn't matter if it's neon yellow stripes on eye-stabbing magenta polka dots. If the orks believe it's camo, it's sneaky (as of 10th edition at least, but purple being a magic color wasn't in any other previous codex or novel).
@internetzenmaster89523 ай бұрын
In any other universe, Orks would likely be a setting-ending threat. In 40k.... they're funny/terrifying and what keep the setting together. Time for a good ol' fashioned WAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!!!
@shaneomahony54693 ай бұрын
Honestly they can be both in 40K. It just depends on whose POV you are reading.
@braedenmclean53043 ай бұрын
A lot of the time they are an appetizer for the *real* threat of the game/book/media they are in
@Balljiggler973 ай бұрын
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!!!!
@invaliduser9113 ай бұрын
@braedenmclean5304 yeah sadly they tend to be used as punching bags, especially when space marines get involved, which is really sad because if you read brutal kunning you actually see what it's like for a non space marine to deal with orks and how smart they get in bigger numbers it's great if only it didn't switch to the view of the machanicus i just want a story of orks killing stuff
@daverage47293 ай бұрын
Orks just want the party to go on. No existence ending nonsense like some of the other factions. HOORAY!!!
@Scorch_the_skywing3 ай бұрын
“Orks, the best xenos” Tyranids: and I took that personally
@timotheebrasseur61883 ай бұрын
Nah nids know that orcs are the tastiest. That's what we're talking about, right?
@Scorch_the_skywing3 ай бұрын
completely correct! They feed the hive mind very well!
@def3ndr8873 ай бұрын
Necrons eviscerate them
@sidneyswope30003 ай бұрын
**both start to beat each other growing in size**
@herrnein41643 ай бұрын
No one likes nids or their players for their vore fetish
@charlessaint79263 ай бұрын
*WAAAAAAGH!* Mac, eat a Snickers. *Why'z dat, boss?* You turn into an Ork whenever you get hungry. Better? *Better!*
@mairaineplayzgames22052 ай бұрын
ork belief: an ork ship is damaged in space, the orks go outside theyre ship to make repairs, no space suit whatsoever. an allied ship comes buy and decide to help out, those orks do have space suits and are confused...they tell the other orks: "you do know you need a spacesuit to survive yeah?" and the orks tht werent wearing a s pacesuit, promptly die!
@SusCalvin2 ай бұрын
T4 Marines can survive short exposure to space. Orks are T4 as well. Orks might be stupid enough to forget putting on helmets.
@Slamander_Man3 ай бұрын
The Orks are one of , if not THE xenos race
@Broomer523 ай бұрын
my favorite thing Orks imagination power managed to do is essentially make Gazkhulls Grot Makari immortal. According to Makari names are extremely important to The Green Skins because your name is earned. Makari isn't just called Makari, Makari IS Makari. The Boss is the man who knows everything so if he says something is true then it obviously means it's true and especially for Gaz. No Ork would question him so when Makari died without anyone noticing all the Orks kept bothering Gaz about where their Good Luck charm was, Gaz got annoyed and shoved Makari's Banner into a random Grots hand and said "that's Makari!" so it did become Makari as his mind manifested in that Grots body. From that day forward it became common knowledge Makari can't die and will just respawn in a different Grots body.
@SusCalvin2 ай бұрын
GW joked about this in Gorkamorka. The grot revolutionaries are led by the Red Gobbo. The Red Gobbo has a very impressive hat. It might be several different grots wearing the hat.
@DavidSmith-ul7vx2 ай бұрын
He also sat on the original makari
@SusCalvin2 ай бұрын
@@DavidSmith-ul7vx I did not interpret it as mystical grot psyker shenanigans. The Red Gobbo wears the hat. If a grot wears the hat they are the Red Gobbo. They had fun rules where you got your income partly as a budget from the Kommittee, based on how much you wrecked.
@svargo773 ай бұрын
"This is 40k, not McGraw Hill" got me. 😂
@Snipermonkey7493 ай бұрын
Ah yes, just sat down with lunch, perfect timing
@jameskearney11853 ай бұрын
Perfect
@brandonluis453 ай бұрын
Same brother!
@Enozak3 ай бұрын
You forgot to mention the Bad Moons among major orks klans edit : it would have been nice to insist on ork mastery of teleportation technology. Ork tech is often seen as crude and primitive by other races, but when they manage teleport a gargant in the middle of a battlefield, the AdMech are shitting themselves being both confused, horrified, and amazed (see : Brutal Kunning by Mike Brooks)
@pessien84742 ай бұрын
I mean, they shoot snotlings through the warp with precision, so isn't that a given?
@willbo212 ай бұрын
They have the shokk atak gun... which teleports stuff inside their enemies... so they have 'mastered' teleportation
@roundishcap2 ай бұрын
Not to mention Ork Space Cruisers are perhaps the most deadly warships in the setting with how little it takes orks to produce them. A bunch of primitive orks can just decide to unite one year and become spacefaring and whatever crap they cobble together can dish out some serious serious damage. While Imperial ships are plentiful and generally more dangerous and actually maintenance, some orks routinely win battle after battle after battle. The speed of which a random no name warboss can assemble a space fleet that threatens an entire sector is frankly astonishing. To the imperium it just appears out of nowhere, and they are looking to assassinate any big ork that looks like it will start a Migration of the species.
@ieuanhunt5523 ай бұрын
I wanna see a Bromance between an Eldar and a Krork. A friendship 65 million years in the making. Though Greenskins never stop growing so the krork would probably be the size of planet.
@Lunch_Meat2 ай бұрын
Next best thing ok? My best friend and fellow 40k player have been going team mode with my Orks and his dark eldar since 3rd edition. If gallows humor had an army, we would be it.
@trackstar62523 ай бұрын
The passion your channel is ridiculous, always puts a good and lasting smile on my face if not; they have me loosing my mind with laughter. Definitely deserves a lot more recognition, keep it up KrakDuk!
@KrakDuk3 ай бұрын
Thanks a lot! Glad you like my videos!
@trackstar62522 ай бұрын
@@KrakDuk They’re perfect KrakDuk!
@RC-Sev73 ай бұрын
"I'm a tank I'm a tank I'm a tank I'm a tank"
@coolmanidk3 ай бұрын
Imma just pretend ma log is a dakka
@Jacobi96853 ай бұрын
12:00
@teslapunk59993 ай бұрын
“Not F*CKING CANON!”
@Havspankakan3 ай бұрын
@@teslapunk5999yes it is becuse they belive it is
@juliancontreras71133 ай бұрын
@@Havspankakan Not how it works
@scriosta13 ай бұрын
KrakDuk: my favorite xeno species! Every Loyalist everywhere: * excessive racking of bolters *
@KrakDuk3 ай бұрын
Favorite Xeno species TO KILL. Any true loyalist knows that last part goes without saying
@scriosta13 ай бұрын
@@KrakDuk to late, the inquisition has been notified!
@x0lopossum3 ай бұрын
3:51 I agree with this, Orks havong chlorophyll in their blood and allowing them to photosynthesize makes their ability to thrive on baren wasteland planets without starving to death make sense.
@Noble8453 ай бұрын
I can't describe how much I love this guy's cadence and speech. His energy and punctuation when describing this stuff makes it actually enjoyable to listen to. His art is also masterful as well, emplacing specific aspects of each piece. Good video. 10/10 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
@AwesomeBitchPleaseАй бұрын
You should check out Samonella
@welkiesshitpost71563 ай бұрын
Youz noze wot humie? Dis iz one ovf if not, da bestest 40k vidya I've ever seen! A noice waaagh to ya, humie!
@Helios81703 ай бұрын
Hands down best comment here
@tommyfortress75153 ай бұрын
1:25 i see what you did there on the DNA. clever :-)
@Aikurisu3 ай бұрын
I lost it at the green gorilla with the gun. Also, what's better than green? Red, of course! IT GOES FASTER, BOYZ.
@metek89263 ай бұрын
They are the best because they are having the most fun fighting and In the 40K there is only war and the orks love war.
@plasticbag41023 ай бұрын
1:31 thats how i picture old ones now. 😂
@starguy1o1633 ай бұрын
DAMM dude passed my favorite Ork Klan the Bad Moonz the richest Gitz with plenty of teef and armed with the most Dakka fueled Shoota'z to ever exist
@Skarrier2 ай бұрын
Another reason why Warhammer (not necessarily 40k, but anyways) orks are cool: they literally *started* the whole "green ork" thing in a media as a whole.
@rayzerot3 ай бұрын
I don't believe you when you say that you're an Ork fan anymore- you went over the colors without mentioning that purple is stealthy! The reasoning why always makes me smile
@DarthZ014 күн бұрын
there was a whole section on it, but it was colored purple so you couldnt see it.
The psychic gestalt is basically the reality paradigm from mage the ascension. To make a thing real it has to have widespread belief. Can a brick be a cannon? Possibly but you'd have to convince an entire clan or planet that this was true on a base instinctual level which is very hard.
@corbenoneill30923 ай бұрын
'Long time ago in a galaxy thats this one ', got me 😂😂
@SMIDSY6093 ай бұрын
I love Blood Axes. The idea of a sneaky ork, that uses tactics is hilarious... because it is still an ork doing it in their orky way
@SusCalvin2 ай бұрын
Stormboyz used to have drill. They are doing militaria, with parades and hoisting a flag and formations.
@sha_6633 ай бұрын
The waaagh energy from accumulated boys acts like a collection of cells, enough waaagh energy unlocks their talents. Small warbands are primitive and it takes enough to "awaken" the oddboy's potential No random shockattack gun in an obscure mini group etc
@bryantstevens57893 ай бұрын
I just got my first ork combat patrol and am sitting down to paint right now the universe has aligned
@menyf7s3 ай бұрын
14:22 not the soyjack guardsmen
@Jim-Stick16 күн бұрын
Orks are among my absolute favourite life. The Wagggh is something I use with my daughter to get us hyped up on the day. The more I've learned about them, I get so excited ... them beliving things to making things happen is so cool.
@durandus6763 ай бұрын
12:46 the theory I’ve seen is it is as powerful as a reality stone at a Wagh of the beast or Gazkhul level but they’re too dumb to consciously use it or even realize it’s happening so they still think they can also get krumped. You can see this in brutal Kunin where their standard arms are easily able to do some damage to the Gargant sized demon engine. Because guns hurt things, so gun hurts the thing.
@michaelwazowski51593 ай бұрын
The story of Tuska Daemon-Killa is probably my favorite Ork tale, giving those warp fiends a reminder there’s always a bigger (greener) fish
@NetMoverSitan3 ай бұрын
Psychotic green fungus monsters having the time of their lives.
@ScotsmanDougal2 ай бұрын
I've been trying to get into 40k for years. I played when I was a child in the 80's. These videos are brilliant for helping me get caught up on the lore etc
@Frosty44273 ай бұрын
I like to think that a lot of the Ork mechanics attributed to WAAAGH! energy are actually far simpler and stupider than that. An Ork mek unknowingly uses his innate genetic knowledge of machines to create some super special truk parts. The truk incorporating these parts is painted red because it was created to go fast. Therefor red ones go faster. They go fast because they're red. They're red because they go fast.
@aidan-h3p3 ай бұрын
But then a mob of boyz sees a slow-ass trukk painted red. They assume its fast because what kind of zoggin' idiot would paint a slow trukk red? Hey presto, you have an unreasonably fast trukk for as long as the boyz need it to be fast to get proper stuck in. Orkz paint all the fast things red, so all the fast things are red. The colour red has become a legitimate indicator of speed to an ork, so all red things are fast, whether that is technically possible or not. I like the chicken or the egg situation. Maybe this specific thing is fast because its red, maybe its red because its fast, who knows? All the orkz care is that it is fast and red, the fundamental rules of reality are undisturbed.
@Frosty44273 ай бұрын
@@aidan-h3p Exactly. It could be a bit of both, but the Orks' disregard for scientific consistency makes it even funnier
@KrakDuk3 ай бұрын
Ya I’ve seen that interpretation and that fits well I think it’s just as valid as the subtle reality manipulation. Also kinda fits behaviors real animals sometimes do
@matthewgagnon9426Ай бұрын
That's my preferred explanation of the gestalt field. The belief has SOME effect, but it won't turn something useless into something useful, it just acts as reality grease.
@applnokr7433 ай бұрын
You should have one ork per video wearing a Santa hat… meta orks from the 21st century would want it that way, and you know it.
@Headbringer3 ай бұрын
The Lamenter bullying at 6:57 and beyond is mean.
@notjarek2373 ай бұрын
But it is a really funny picture
@mobiusevalon3 ай бұрын
I got Space Marine 2 free because I bought an AMD GPU. I wanted to play the first game beforehand, which somehow was already in my library. After playing both games, this channel appeared in my feed. These two games and this channel are my entire exposure to 40k. You have a new subscriber.
@Churchillest3 ай бұрын
Well now i know how Flashgitz’s channel got its name, makes sense considering they love 40k. Never knew it was a type of ork.
@JakesFavorites2 ай бұрын
Just assumed they were a kind of git that animated in Flash.
@Deltarious2 ай бұрын
I think your take on the Ork's gesalt power is honestly just about perfect from a balancing/in universe narrative making sense point of view and I do agree with it, though I will say that I find it so funny that I think I personally would like it to be a little (but noticably) stronger sometimes, say when there's a really bigh waaagh. Things like the Orks making a gun that just *actually* doesn't physically work but it *does* work for them and if you were to watch it you'd see it at least attempt to line up with physical reality but it'd just bend and warp the bullets through the chamber and out the barrel, literally as though it were distorted by the warp. Also other things like it making purple orks actually nearly invisible if there are enough of them to beleive it hard enough. I also do find the "I'm a tank I'm a tank" meme extremely funny, so I could perhaps see it as canonically happening *once* in one of the biggest waaaghs at the height of their willpower when actively fighting and winning. I like to beleive that most of the memes are theoretically possible as extreme exceptions and one offs to demonstrate the absolute pinacle of what's theoretically possible for it to pull off with the most willful orks in the smallest area in the bigggest waaaghs, just that 'normally' it's much, much weaker, the 'strongest' normal thing it extends to being those 'color buffs' you mentioned. Also one thing you didn't touch on that I *love* about the Orks is how chaos basically does not work on them nearly at all, and those few it does get are just killed for being 'not orky'. They are basically already in heaven so it makes sense that chaos has very little effect on them when combined with their gesalt
@9051team3 ай бұрын
The happiest race in the 40k universe ORKS ORKS ORKS
@urbaddude50433 ай бұрын
You have so many comments so quickly on ur videos, and I think that speaks to how awesome ur vids and editing style is! Love these and I wasn't even into warhammer before I found this channel!!
@limefennecfox14963 ай бұрын
Talking about ork clans and not mentioning the bad moons is heresy
@KrakDuk3 ай бұрын
I forgor😭 i think when I was writing it I musta thought I covered them after talking about and drawing flash gitz
@xxhelljumperzxx92653 ай бұрын
Babe wake up new KrakDuk video dropped
@DaryllDemo3 ай бұрын
ORKS ORKS ORKS!!! I personally am a Burna Boy.
@thejunglecommando2 ай бұрын
You’ve been one of if not my most favorite 40k KZbinr and this video cheered me up after the recent passing of my aunt, thanks man for your charismatic and cheering voice and explanation of the 40k lore FOR THE EMPEROR!
@mistmanjones35553 ай бұрын
Bro gave me PTSD with the McGraw Hill mention
@capt.skippy75893 ай бұрын
Dude, ive been getting into warhammer a lot recently and i gotta say that you are one of the best (if not the best) youtubers that have helped me catch up on the lore that ive missed. Keep it up.
@NulnOilRequired3 ай бұрын
ORKTOBERFEST! -medic tf2
@calebkelly82212 ай бұрын
Hell yeah bro
@TheSingingFoxyАй бұрын
One of my favorite stories about the Orks is the one of the space Marie’s or guardsmen stuck in a collapsed building surrounded by an army of Orks with no ammo. They point there guns making pew and bang noise, and throw rocks before going KABOOM, and this actually makes the Orks believe they were shooting them and throwing grenades, allowing them to kill all the Orks.
@plasticbag41023 ай бұрын
Lez get a WAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH chain goin
@ninja-ho8uy3 ай бұрын
WAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH¡!!!!!!!!
@ingmarlidman52943 ай бұрын
WAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH
@Doctharkun3 ай бұрын
WAAAAAAAAAAGH
@ordg17743 ай бұрын
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH
@jamesworthey49493 ай бұрын
Wwaaaaaagggghhh!!!!
@NKG4163 ай бұрын
''this is 40k not mcgraw hill'' damn genius
@wearenumberone11113 ай бұрын
Many believe that orks paint things red because they think it makes it go faster but its actually the way its written in their genes for example they paint things that go fast red not the other way around
@aidan-h3p3 ай бұрын
I thinks its a feedback loop where the concept of red things going fast becomes so ingrained into the ork psyche that it begins to work the other way with the old Waaagh! physics. All fast vehicles are painted red, that's just how it works. That trukk is red? Then it must go fast because what kind of zoggin' idiot would paint a slow trukk red? Red things go fast because orkz paint the fast things red so all the red orky things must therefore be fast, no matter what on earth those things may actually be physically capable of. The color red has become a legitimate indicator of speed to an ork, and thus 'Red-unz go fasta'.
@pessien84742 ай бұрын
Or it actually does work since fantasy Orc shamans use red for speed-based markings,
@bottybelcher3 ай бұрын
BAAAAAAAD MOOOOOOONZZZ!!!!!! (not mentioned)
@MooseEdwards2 ай бұрын
My brothers army is Orks. He has been rolling with them for over 12 years. He likes the unpredictability. I don’t play the tabletop yet, but I been watching forever.
@Bigboy_smooth3 ай бұрын
So would the war in heaven be referred to as the Waagghh in heaven to the Orks?
@williamk.23572 ай бұрын
My boys made it here…maybe GW won’t end our melancholy Mustard crusade. For those we cherish.
@topcat593 ай бұрын
Ork’s are the real rulers of this rotten galaxy and the umies wish they could be the Sigma Green Chad like them.🐱
@anthonyp12702 ай бұрын
Hey there KrakDuk, just wanted to say I'm really enjoying your content! You've got something special going on here. I can tell you're putting a lot of work into these videos, and it shows. Seriously, keep it up! I'm excited to see what you do next and watch your channel grow.
@BlinchixOfRivia3 ай бұрын
Personally, my favourite ork colour is purple. Ever seen a purple boy? Neither have I. Means they're sneaky.
@aidan-h3p3 ай бұрын
technically, considering quantumn mechanics, every atom you are not currently perceiving could consist of purple orkz. Dem gitz iz zoggin' sneaky.
@BlinchixOfRivia3 ай бұрын
@@aidan-h3p they could even be in the emperor's throne room. The real biggest threat to the imperium.
@aidan-h3p3 ай бұрын
@@BlinchixOfRivia The Emperor is a purple ork in a clever disguise. Truly sneaky.
@antoniopinon64463 ай бұрын
@@aidan-h3p ...no fights in the throne room yet, so not funny to be there...yet...(quote by SORKrates)
@mikedangerdoes3 ай бұрын
Was hoping you would do a bit on the Orks. My casual dips into the hobby over the years have left me with a muddled understanding of them so good to have a simple, clean, and fun refresher.
@MisterRemmington3 ай бұрын
The Orks used to have one god, but it was too powerful and beat everything, so it perfextly split itself in 2, so they could each other as much as they want. Khorne tried to fight Gork and Mork but got beaten easily and went crying back to their domain.
@aidan-h3p3 ай бұрын
I like to think the Orkz have two gods because they could not imagine one on his own, because he would have no-one to fight. Punching another ork in the face is the default state of being and anything else is something noteworthy.
@r.coburn33442 ай бұрын
Best 40k channel. youve also chosen the best character to teach us about this setting: the Imperial Guard are my comrades in a way the Astartes and ofc anely xenos simply can't be.
@SusCalvin2 ай бұрын
Ork power is not to imagine their guns and their vehicles and their ships are not crap. It is the power to gleefully grab a sack of stikkbombz with no safety pins and stuff them in a sack. Or to grab a shoota that will break down, laugh when it does and just grab the next. This is compared to Imperial technology where a meltagun can be in service for hundreds of years and a starship can be thousands of years old and cared for like a holy object. Be a constant forward motion.
@FrCl_Minty2 ай бұрын
As a Lamenters fan i'm deeply saddened by this portrayal but happy to be included
@gamepro68413 ай бұрын
Can't believe how big your account grew in just a few months i remember joining like 6 months ago when you only had 3-6k followers. Amazing
@mikehorb94852 ай бұрын
I have a 2K ork army built up over the past 8 years. Boyz, Killa Kanz, a Battlewagon, Deffdread, Nobz, Thrakka, a Weirdboy. I have 1000 points of Ultramarines including a predator and dreadnought, but they were purchased during 5th edition and everything is the old school scale and base set up. Most recently I got an Age of Sigmar Nighthaunt starter box just to challenge myself on super thin and whispy models. Tried airbrushing for the first time, it’s cool.
@activatewindows46853 ай бұрын
Now you gotta talk about Yarrick and Gazghullz relationship man.
@Omnicras2 ай бұрын
The 40K galaxy belongs to the Orks. Everyone else is just clinging to life there.
@SwordlordRoy2 ай бұрын
Remember, there are accounts of decapitated Orks waking up after a battle, picking up their head, walking calmly out of no man's land, getting to a Mad Dok, then simply having the head stapled back on...sometimes even the correct way around...and living a fulfilling life of carnage and fighting after.
@Dap1ssmonk2 ай бұрын
Another thing I like to use as proof of the color thing being at least somewhat literal, is the old tabletop rules only stipulated color, you did not have to physically change the model to get the bonus from the color. So if a dakka wagon is red and one isn’t, with no other discernible differences, and the red one is fasta on the table, which is arguably the most canon portion of warhammer, I’d say that’s pretty definitively proven.
@Xeonerable3 ай бұрын
I don't consider myself a warhammer40k fan but I love your videos just because of the art, the jokes, and the eccentric presentation.
@classarank7youtubeherokeyb632 ай бұрын
KrakDuk posts about the Orks and then Isaac Arthur posts about fungal aliens. This can only mean warp shenanigans. Lots and lots of warp shenanigans.
@TheKersey4752 ай бұрын
My favorite Ork fun fact is the fact that young Orks rebel by being orderly with organized marches and shining their boots in public
@leandrodevilsummoner3 ай бұрын
The Orkz are certainly the most fun race of Xenos in Warhammer. WAAAGHHH!! great video sir Krak Duk.
@disgruntledtoons28 күн бұрын
In the 60K: Dusk fanfic, somehow some Orks get restored to their Krork state, and they are utterly badass. They have full access to their genetic knowledge (so they can make fully-function armor and weapons), stand a lot taller, and regard their fallen kind as an embarrassment fit only for being destroyed via orbital bombardment. And while they don't particularly like other races, and will enslave humans, they will also ally with humans and even protect them. Their leaders are two gretchen named Mork and Gork.
@theinternetpolice20782 ай бұрын
i find it so funny that the Orks between Fantasy, AoS, 40k and Blood Bowl are basically the same, other than AoS orks being ever so slightly more chill.
@shubashuba92093 күн бұрын
For some reason, Orks seem like the race most likely to cooperate with the Imperium during end times.
@khylerbane45232 ай бұрын
Here’s some advice when dealing with orks… If you are confused, walk into your bathroom, look into your mirror, and say “orks” until you get it.
@hypedupdemon3 ай бұрын
“Rock or something “ is still one of the best inside jokes to see in the wild
@Mtch-oy562 ай бұрын
I don't even have any Warhammer stuff and iv never played a game of Warhammer or played any of the games on console but I just love learning about the lore and you do a really good job at telling it really entertaining keep it up 💪💚
@Kleineralsdulil3 ай бұрын
A lot of guardsmen pointing their guns at the orks and screaming "BAMBAMBAMBAM PEWPEWPEW" and the orks fuckign died
@dirtgrub14693 ай бұрын
I hate that you mentioned McGraw hill, I actually flinched
@RanTurner3 ай бұрын
BLACK TEMPLARS BROTHER PLEASE (love your work krak, keep krakin’)!