Orlando bloom interview **EAT SHIT AND DIE**

[@friday13thirteen]

"eat shit jessica, it's carrot" is ICONIC

[@AnimatedBlast]

Orlando: it’s spinach 😂

[@abridgedtoofar]

It doesn't matter how many time I come back to this, it still makes me cry with laughter

[@fatemahjafar8202]

This probably wouldn't be as funny, if Graham wasn't putting on those voices when he read them 😂

[@SnowdropWood]

I watched this when it originally aired, more than 15 years ago, and it still makes me cry with laughter!

[@maggiesnyder3720]

Oh my god his laugh is so adorable :)

[@jackass123491]

Years later and this is still great!

[@Nocturne22]

That message board is so early 2000's.

[@MsVampirate18]

omg that laugh after graham norton goes "so what is ur fav vegtable?" soooooo cute

[@topgurl9313]

oh. Graham's famous reading voices. Always crack me up

[@MayLily]

Definitely one of the most hilarious interviews. I remember watching this in 2003- Man how time flies...

[@Adv18]

MayLily I know, it's terrifying!

[@CuteAngelBabe101]

This is one of the funniest videos i've ever seen. BRILLIANT and Orlando is so cute when he laughs

[@EvaSwiftiexTheArcher]

Everyone here cries with laughter but I am crying because I see Orli's adorable face! Jesus! He's so cute!😍😍😍

[@thewildbruce5612]

Yeah. Orlando is beautiful!!!! 🥰😍😘❤❤❤

[@orlandobloom9628]

his laugh after the question if he is veggie is so fcking cute...I lloooooovvveeee him so much

[@C68M68L]

This one's going to be remembered as one of the funniest Orlando Bloom interview segments - EVER. Thanks for sharing and posting it. :)

[@aryagreenleaf6027]

Orlando has the cutest laugh everrrrr

[@EvaSwiftiexTheArcher]

He does!

[@nikkilama00]

Oh my god I'm crying from laughing so hard XD my fave part is "you all are mingers!" (I probably spelled that wrong lol)

[@Aodiwnahdkwbab]

just for my own future reference this was apparently aired on october 31 2003

[@tigerstripes1957]

That was hilarious!!!! "What is your favorite vegetable?" "Hehe"

[@0oNiicoleo0]

Every time I watch this, it just makes my day!!! I love Orlando!

[@694060]

i've seen this so many times but cant stop replaying it hahahah

[@ArwenPendragon]

I remember recording this off the telly when it was originally broadcast, on a VHS tape no less! Aww, LOTR fangirl memories.

[@badbunnyky]

this is forever my favorite video, it is so important to me

[@TheJess6936]

Can't stop laughing, haha. I love how Graham reads the chats xD and Orlando's laugh at 1:23 xD

[@prisonmike5696]

ok the laugh at 1:22 makes my heart explode with joy

[@xxHann98xx]

This is so perfect. He's so perfect. Everything is so perfect omg.

[@luitaurus]

Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha!!!!!!!!! This video never gets old!!!! I used to be in love with this guy when I was a teenager ... i still think he is a cool guy, but no more than that. I wonder what those looney girls would think about this video now?XD XD XD XD XD XD lol!

[@blasee4731]

I fell in love with him at the age of 10. And I still am. :D

[@GabbyTeAma]

The fact that I'm still here in 2021! It's that good haha

[@Guroftw]

I keep watching this over and over again

[@hotaznspice]

watched this YEARS ago and did not realise this was Graham Norton hahahahahaha!!!! =D

[@onlyillusion3570]

OH MY GOD It is so funny and so sadly at once 😂 And Orlando’s laugh is really cute and sweet🤗

[@EvaSwiftiexTheArcher]

Absolutely cute and sweet!!!

[@stephanierose2126]

His laugh at 1:23 it is the most perfect thing i have ever heard

[@NotTheGodOfWar]

Stephanie Rose 1:23

[@KiraYagami-kz4th]

The most replayed part of this video. Did you do that?🤣😂

[@FionaCullen7]

O M G HAHAHA. "Eat sh*t Jessica! It's carrot."

[@MrsOJBB]

HILARIOUS!! i luv him, such a sweety and innocent! really gentle but still v.manly! he shook my hand when i went 2 see him at in celebration, winked at me saying thanx! omg!! also got my programme singed! and pix, but never selling them, 4 my eyes only!! x

[@thetruephobia]

Sex on the beach WHATEVER and then you WOKE UP !! x'D ahahahahah omg thats priceless.

[@THEDOORIZCLOSED]

I like how he wrings his hands, especially at the end. He looks mischevious.

[@JackW42]

I desperatley want the link to this message board!! This is SO funny!!!

[@shibear8391]

I AM OBSESSED WITH HIM!!!!😍😍

[@ashembie]

1:23 that giggle made my day

[@chloeallen2777]

that is soo funny love Orlando's laugh so much x

[@popptart4]

"Eat shit Jessica!" lol... they are desperate. I love his laugh!

[@Iloveorliandwicked]

I don't know how many times I've watched this. I LOVE IT! Grahm Norton has great expression!

[@heywhatsup2195]

"eat shit jessica its carrot" "sex on the beach yea right and then you woke up!" rofl!

[@Ministf]

I need to download his, seriously, this is the MOST hilarious thing I've ever seen

[@babyhorsey6]

OMG!! "eat sh*t and DIE!!!" ROFL

[@Bioshocked321]

I love that laugh at 1:22

[@ninjabinja100]

"Yeah sex on the beach whatever, AND THEN YOU WOKE UP! " - hahahahahaha omg!

[@amozoness6]

"Eat shit Jessica, it's carrot." LAWL!!!

[@CieraOhNo]

This is the best thing I have seen in awhile

[@AARislovel0ve]

favorite interview i've ever seen

[@ambassador-classenjoyer6239]

I can only hear this in Dukat, Eddington, and Solok's voices. "Eat shit Dukat, it's carrot." lmao

[@Lucyderidder]

This keeps getting more and more hilarius

[@ripeshot11]

the way the guy was reading the messages made it SO much funnier! haha

[@taysland]

Haha the cutest laugh ever!!! :D

[@daisy2579]

This is so funny. I love Orlando Bloom he is so, CUTE. He is more than cute

[@KatDoesCrime]

This is so unhinged I love it lmao

[@miapreston1498]

Yeah his laugh is adorable

[@2000girlsrock]

OMG he is sooooooooo adorable

[@NotTheGodOfWar]

Awww, he was so lil! 🤣😍

[@NotTheGodOfWar]

His laugh was(and still is) so cuteee!

[@ntd524]

My favourite line: "You two are sooo sad, you do not know Orlando. I do. You are MINGERS!" xD That's class! And of course: "Sex on the beach whatever - and then you WOKE UP!" 0:47 - I predict Orli is thinking "God these guys are so sad. Do so many people really love me that much?" - YES ORLI!

[@cokieblume]

I love the idea that not knowing Orlando Blooms fav vegatable means you cant know him! I couldnt tell you my best friends fav veg and ive known her for about 10 years i can honestly say it has never come up...never realised that was the only way to tell the 'fake' fans from the real...lol

[@paulshuttleworth6261]

Graham Norton has aged so gracefully. Embraced middle age, let the hair go, grown a solid beard. Toned the style down a bit but still got an edge.

[@Lucyderidder]

This is just FRAKING HILARIUS I do exacly the same as those other girls on net.

[@KatieKatt]

lol orlando's too funny cracking up he's probably thinking wtf XD

[@Nontanlv]

Orlando is cute XDDD

[@CubfanDaMann]

It would be funny if someone read the comments from this forum too!

[@Original28Sasusaku]

i love his laugh at 1:23

[@marym2011]

omg.... my 12 year old self's love for him is reblossoming lol

[@vivalasummer29]

This is hilarious! I LOVE the way he say "pop-eye"!!!

[@mazHB]

Falling off my seat...hahaha...love it thanks

[@Sesshoumarusmistress]

Oh, Gods... I just about die, that was fricking hilarious! "EAT SHIT AND DIE!!" LMFAO

[@Phangzor98]

Love when i see a comment saying exactly what i am thinking! love lotr

[@BeautifulMind204]

haha I love the way he laughs :P

[@LuckyStrike015]

" Yeah sex on the beach whatever, and then you WOKE UP!!!!!! " Hahahaha that was hilarious

[@JackW42]

For sure! I have tried to find it..sadly no luck as yet!

[@titash3973]

It took a moment to recognise Graham before he turned around. Coz you know, the suit and all, but no one mistakes that accent.

[@marijanaloca]

"Yeah sex on the beach whatever, AND THEN YOU WOKE UP' ahahaha :D Orlando is so hot,love his face at 0:48 :D

[@footballcrazy75]

his laugh at 1:20 is so cute :) xx lv u Orlando hehe :) xxxxxx

[@kaoriyuki2094]

i love u Orlando Bloom

[@Minisazzerella]

lmfao!! that was the hardest ive laughed all week - no, all month. lol!

[@xJessJonesx]

The way Graham Norton reads it aswell is so funny. Makes it sound twice as bitchy hehehe!

[@ih4nn4h]

this is. the greatest video ever.

[@Man0nntjee]

Hahaaha! I think i've seen this for a 1000 times and it is still sooo funny! XD

[@InsightsEnPointe]

Hahaha, I just told this to a friend. Never gets old!

[@swhite7929]

The sheer hilarity of this comment section. Truly amazing.

[@palesamdakane374]

Literally crying with laughter lmaooooooo 🤣🤣🤣

[@sRp517]

omg this is so fucking hilarious! you can see it in his face:"why me?" XD

[@Ceassa]

Every time I watch this, I can't bloody stop laughing!

[@americanidiiiot]

How can you dislike this clip? Haha it's hilarious, as the comment at the top I would say the same thing. Obviously it is the girls who they're making fun of xD

[@raeofsunshine17]

AHAHA! xD This is the greatest thing I've ever seen. I mean, I love Orlando, but not like those girls. If I ever happen to run into him, I would treat him like a person, not a sex object, like so many girls do.

[@2000girlsrock]

That laugh at 1:23

[@paigejirgens1029]

"you two are so sad. you dont know orlando i do you are mingers!!!!!!" XDDDDD i love that!!!! that always made me laugh no matter what

[@xMexStarx]

HAha I can't stop laughing!!!

[@liligombos9754]

what's that website? i need to check it out!! he's sooo cute! i love him!! ^-^

[@patebrisee]

Made my day. Funniest thing by far. hahahaha

[@FloatyPineapple]

"This one's called in bloom, orlando in bloom" *Murmur* "this makes me really nervous..."

[@roxy4566]

love orlando an this is frickin funny!!! lol

[@ellivangennip]

OMG his laugh is so cute (a)

[@starbunni74]

this video is barely a year younger than me but here I am, laughing my ass off bc I'm over tired :)

[@Nicky-0909]

AND THEN YOU WOKE UP! omg i cried laughing

[@bethanyellen4603]

God dammit my ovaries that laugh at 1:23