Chat Couldn't Believe Bijou ACTUALLY Jebaited Them Like This... 【Osekkai VA】

[@user-ry9yw3nh6k]

Bijou too strong, even osekkai obey her commands ☠️

[@cn8299]

She's not just a jewel, she's an Infinity Stone. She's just too powerful.

[@oesntdatterm9548]

Wrong. She's the heart of the universe. At least get it correct.

[@scurreith3667]

She’s not a stone she’s the whole damn gauntlet

[@zerulaw9118]

Kaela probably said “challenge accepted”

[@pierredelapotterie5996]

She evades deez nuts jokes, and she even traps chat, she's too strong, nerf her plz

[@oesntdatterm9548]

It's because she's been around long enough. Her and Nerissa both confirmed that Bijou is actually older than Nerissa.

[@grinnazeed]

The patchwork will occur again after all collab bans are gone, Kaela will nerf her.

[@dimasfmw]

Of course she's older, she's a rock.

[@vyor8837]

​@@grinnazeed nah, not kaela. Risu and Pekora.

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

I mean she said washroom so maybe it's just the Canadian thing to be trolls to everyone considering Kronii's experience with this.

[@imhappy._.]

Only Hololive would compel you to pat a goddamn rock. It's a cute rock, but a rock nonetheless.

[@FannyPack9mm]

Bro she looks 12. Go get counseling before you assault your cousin or something

[@omargoodman2999]

Just roll with it...

[@faidzeelhisyamhattar2133]

A year ago if people told me to pat a Rock, I'd imagine myself getting a clothesline and and elbow drop after...

[@metamaxis]

As a geologist, I take offense to this comment, despite its truthfulness.

[@luka188]

Hahaha! That's one of the best edits you've done Osekkai, so good

[@lildyo]

Agreed. Always a treat when Osekkai makes a cameo in his uploads

[@monster25man]

I'm always caught off guard when Osekkai self inserts themself into the clip and it ends up being the funniest part of the clip

[@MidnightCrescent]

Finally the long awaited return of the irl segment 🙏

[@AngellishV]

Been a while since I last saw an Ossekai 4h wall break

[@DinnerForkTongue]

Seeing Katamari and Bijou together on the screen makes me think... *_Meme Pebble needs to play Rock Of Ages._*

[@victordeluca7360]

Now that's a game I did not expect to be brought up

[@DinnerForkTongue]

@@victordeluca7360 You can't tell me it does not fit her perfectly. Come on.

[@jdridesbikes]

That's a solid game I haven't thought about in years. Yeah, it would be cool to see them play it

[@luxraydarkrai]

Oh god I haven't heard of this game since Cartoonz and Delirious played it lmao, that would be awesome

[@Lv6_Esper]

Ok, but what about rock simulator

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

bijou's a gamer, yup. osekkai's hands are so clean, wow, nice!

[@s0m30n3lol]

Man, even disinfectant? He is not just cultured, but also going out of his way to treat the girls with respect.

[@KeebeThePlush]

As rocks we won’t decay for a while so we have enough time for bijou when she streams

[@Pudding404]

Only clean hand -s- are allowed to pet the pebble. Bijou knows how to enforce good hygiene.

[@animegaming4057]

She can’t tell me I can’t take breaks?! I don’t want to be a pebble forever, I have to exercise if I want to become a boulder!

[@oesntdatterm9548]

Tough luck. You didn't reroll life starting as a Boulder. You're stuck as a Pebble.

[@grimoireweiss3099]

@@oesntdatterm9548 Idk. They're already bolder for talking back.

[@JohnEvansChaoseed]

You have to improve yourself, you can't just take life for granite.

[@animegaming4057]

@@JohnEvansChaoseed this community is funny! I love it!

[@benhicks9481]

But if you work out as a pebble, that means you keep eroding down, so you become a stone

[@NeuronActivation]

Biboo: "Im too lazy to braid my hair since its so long" Could Biboo be repunzel confimed?

[@patrickstyle24816]

Ey it's the Hololive Buzzlightyear guy

[@philtkaswahl2124]

She did it, folks. She got us an Osekkai hand reveal.

[@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988]

I love when you insert yourself in the clip, gives it such an monty python little skit to compliment the streamer shenanigans

[@Mroji777]

2:23 "I will never wash my hand ever again"

[@SushiKishi]

I thought losing Yubis was rough, now we’re losing bathroom privileges too!

[@bishopwerst]

Bro had to get in in the action.

[@ithildiess8305]

HAHAHA THAT IRL CAM KILLED ME SO GOOD 👍👍👍 XD

[@khov]

she is precious and sassy

[@XenoKnightAlpha]

Haha! I like the live action segment. Nice ending!

[@lowbatt777]

ending was perfect my dude!

[@OniMorter]

Great edit, great moment. Great clip. Thank you osekkai

[@realNoMee]

To be fair, pebbles are just rocks that have bathed so much they've gone smooth.

[@ericday637]

That ending caught me off guard. 😂

[@Tsukuyomi_99]

Thats some nice hands u got there dude 😏

[@ceanist_]

Was not expecting that bit at the end. Great work lmao

[@amuroray.1690]

A comment that's a little late, but I love how you incorporate IRL footage of yourself into the clips. I don't think I've seen anyone else do that, so it's like a cool signature move you have.

[@Paradox-es3bl]

The IRL editing bits are my favorite. That and... I'm pretty sure I remember a "Hi, Honey!" from you, so mad respect. Although, SodaFunk's was better, but she's a girl, so that's an unfair comparison lmao.

[@MrJarrefan]

He doesnt know

[@Markneoneo]

"Girl"

[@-nni]

0:43 the way she laughs at this part sounds like starting a car😂

[@ChristianStout]

_From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of stone._

[@desto13c]

The end edit is GOLD! Yabai!

[@jcudejko]

Epic headpats at the end, nice work 🤣🤣

[@chase14000]

THAT ONE GUY IN CHAT: "i don't know, i'm bald"

[@lazybelphe3584]

“Wash hands before polishing stones” got it

[@TehKang]

I love your IRL skits

[@KeegoTheWise]

0:45 she’s being nice. polish yourselves more than once in a while. it’s the hottest summer on record right now, so y’all better be the smoothest and most polished pebbles the world has ever seen

[@Ichinaru31]

Osekkai overly prepared for almost everything!

[@williamw9632]

"UWOOAAAH YABAI" with deep voice

[@TheBloodswordsman]

Osekkai just once again proving to be best clipper.

[@vect0rwolf]

Washroom? Canadian rock confirmed.

[@Rompokus36]

*Head pat intensifies*

[@Fulikia]

it's been a while since I last hear osekkai's irl voice

[@Albert_Wesker_1969]

If Bijou wants to play it that way technically being a rock she shouldn't need to take a shower. Rocks only get wet when it rains,when thrown into a body of water,or when they're in water already like a river bed. Rocks are bald too. No hair on them. She has hair. Rocks don't speak,move on their own,or need to breath besides not needing to eat or sleep. Rocks don't bleed nor do they feel pain of any kind. So in reality who has who here? Gotcha Biboo.

[@Lv6_Esper]

I have a pet rock, and I can confirm that all of your statements are false

[@Albert_Wesker_1969]

@@Lv6_Esper Nice try. Unfortunately for you I was around when the pet rock fad was occurring. It's just an ordinary rock. The person who marketed though to fools then was a genius. Fools are easily parted from their money and the inventor of the pet rock fad proved it unequivocally. Only if you're a child or an adult with the mind of a child would you honestly think a rock is a pet. Are you interested in buying ice cubes if you live in the Artic or sand if you live in a desert biome? So gullible.

[@Da_A-]

Waiting to see if Osekkai's hand starts to crystalize after headpatting Bojiu

[@Homiloko2]

Being a pebble is the best, you don't need human rights

[@severussnape2917]

Yay! Osekkai live action!

[@davidkaminski615]

Even camping, we find ways of at least cleaning the important bits.

[@thekhoifish0146]

Let’s go bros, Ojisekkai hand cam

[@abandonwareguru]

I know what happens because I've been outside for a full weekend touching grass without access to a shower before. Checkmate, internet

[@yamete_kudastop4942]

not even lowkey telling you to take a bath. lol

[@zelzolina7342]

First vtuber I saw play jokes at chat lol

[@budiisnadi]

Alright, I need to "wash my pebbles" for a while. BRB.

[@SimplyTakuma]

Polished fresh washed pebbles.

[@GrayD_Fox]

She studied the ancient texts

[@glimn4839]

Wait that was only one hand, the other one still stinks!

[@wisdumcube]

Bijou used the uno reverse card

[@Ikxi]

Clean headpats 👍

[@whong09]

I haven't showered in 3 weeks

[@denden6316]

sorry biboo I'm a pebblejailbirdnoveliteruffian hybrid

[@szadun]

Obsessively watching their oshi to the exclusion of hygiene: Pebbles 🤝 Saplings

[@Girrange]

That woah, yabai at the end LMOAI

[@velfare]

It’s been awhile since we last seen his monitor 😅

[@TonkarzOfSolSystem]

There are legitimate reasons why one might go a little while without washing hair, like visiting the rainforest. It only takes a few days for hair to get greasy, and you;'re not supposed to wash it more than 3 times a week (according to hair doctors) so if just miss a day or two because you're in the rainforest that's completely reasonable.

[@xcorr77]

I volunteer to be Biboo's dedicated hair braider and hair petter.

[@nawu2024]

*starts to go the sink *wash hands *dry hands.. *PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT

[@MinusNeko]

最後の小芝居最高だった

[@hanisu93]

Uh.. Uhh.... You have a very nice palm, Osekkai-san 😳😳😳😳😳

[@Tunnelsnakes]

This kusogaki... 😂

[@victordeluca7360]

No kusogaki, only wholesomegaki

[@Tunnelsnakes]

@@victordeluca7360 Both... both is fine :D

[@cyechan50]

That got unexpectedly meta

[@astralklein539]

Yea rocks don't get tired or don't neet to go to washroom. Also rock don't have hair, therefore Bibald.

[@BertPdeboy]

HEADPATS TILL SHE TURNS 24 KARAT!! 🤗

[@zubleo8590]

Kawaii Biboo wants Pebble to take a shower. Now every Pebble are now clean and healthy

[@Slayer3915]

Wow, you have one of those cool 3D monitors, huh? Give some extra headpats on my behalf :>

[@2057ram]

Homie wash your other hand

[@kuuluna]

A hairy rocks sounds so cursed

[@akumuryuu]

In my area, every year, around the middle of summer, hot water gets turned off for a few weeks. So even if I wanted to shower, my only option was to heat up some water in a kettle and pour it in a plastic tub. Aside from that, some people spend their vacations out of town, in some rural village where you have to heat up a sauna with some firewood, which is generally only done in like once a week due to how costly it is. So not much of a "gottem" moment there.

[@FUNFLL]

I thought the chat answered they hear it from Chloe

[@seppafer]

the only reason I know hair gets greasy is because mine does it usually less than 12 hours after a shower

[@LaughterOfSilence]

Just one hand? Lol

[@TonyBomboozled]

I'm gonna go shower now, just out of spite.

[@Nomimonyo]

Kobo, Luna, Babu collab! PLEASEEEEEE!! I NEED IT!

[@NinjAsylum]

Polish yourselves .... Oh Bibou..

[@Dyleniz]

I mean I learned from a certain orca

[@xmlthegreat]

Who is this sassy lost rock?

[@roman1640]

Bijou rocks!

[@vixz_]

Bimbo is ready for sponsorship from soap or something

[@JonGBF]

Why does that sound like a bird? 0:42 🗿

[@ComfyCherry]

How do I know? I have depression... When I felt like shit at one point I went like a week, maybe more, doing almost nothing and couldn't be bothered to shower, my hair got real oilly and uncomfortable, so yeah... moral of the story don't get depression :P

[@lmko]

So her hair is soft and grow on rocks? It´s the moss!!! Ame interested!

[@pensmith]

nice nice nice

[@geneMag]

wait, she said washroom... Canadian..?

[@jrnazon9998]

How did it feel? Was everything you ever dreamed?

[@risshizentsukuyomi]

> wants hair touched 😏

[@noble_wine]

😂❤

[@gianpaulo4330]

Wa… washroom???

[@CYXXYC]

gebaited

[@SKy_the_Thunder]

How do I know? It's called "depression". Can't recommend.