Osie's Insane Life Stories | Gmod TTT XL

[@gonzy_estavez]

"it's not a tiny dingus. it's a regular sized dingus , I'm just really big" - a common defence

[@IcespherePlaysGames]

They say trimming the bush makes it look bigger

[@panner11]

Another great dingus moment: The double entendre by Osie when Kirsty said "Everyone touch my dingus" and Osie said "It's vibrating" and then "who's become a big boy" when she heard the Mario mushroom sound of a traitor becoming big.

[@djrt8179]

The Shaq defense

[@ONTOE0]

It’s what he gets for using mushrooms to bulk up.

[@Renoehe]

Lewis hitting Osie in the face with the gnome grenade and having it flop down in front of him got me good. Love some Yogs tier plays.

[@twysted_catalyst9096]

21:31 That pooning was like something out of a horror movie. Ben just looking in a little crevice only to look up and find L. Poonley with no time to react. Terrifying stuff

[@MalloryGrahamSlams]

26:25 Duncan's protest at Lewis' turncoat play was so genuine it had me dying

[@panner11]

This kinda made me realize that that's the op meta for the turncoat. Kill innocents when you are at full health and wait to turn when you're low or it's the end.

[@daddysempaichan]

@@panner11 The problem is making sure the traitors doesn't kill you before you do the thing. Also Karma.

[@panner11]

@@daddysempaichan Oh yeah karma. I wonder if they still use the TTT karma system, haven't heard it mentioned in like 5 years.

[@doctorecho3007]

@@panner11They probably do, but they tended rebalanced their karma if it became too offset so it might be that.

[@Akniy]

@@panner11 they just ignore the karma. In a recent ttt episode you see the server resets everyone's karma to 1000 in the chat.

[@ayakiria]

THIRTY MINUTES OF TTT?! Hell yeah! Always fun to watch Yogscast shenanigans.

[@TheShazMC22]

Hearing Zylus going “I’m floating” off screen then to turn to him doing a perfect spiral has me dead 27:48

[@bbmikej]

The big brain play of Osie hypnotizing Zylus and then Zylus killing her was fantastic.

[@brandongalvan6603]

The Innocents kill each other, the Detective is left against three Traitors, and the Traitors throw away the victory. These are the quality Yogscast plays that I subscribe for.

[@Coldyham]

Then immediately afterwards, one traitor kills herself and the other is the main suspect in a known location, but the innocents throw away the victory

[@housewilma4904]

did osie and bouph like walk out of a slice of life tv show? cause these stories are so mad as to seem that way. why cant my life be so intresting?

[@daaaaaaanny]

Osie is clearly the main character. Nobody gets this many illnesses and lives the tell the tale unless the plot demands it

[@sambishara9300]

@@daaaaaaanny She's probably the designated sick character

[@happyhatebot]

Asking for life to be interesting is exactly the kind of monkey's paw wish you don't wanna make, honestly. Interesting to hear about is rarely so interesting to live.

[@TheRealDawny]

It's because they are northern

[@BunzJackson]

I'm not sure having various obscure diseases is the kind of spice I need in my life.

[@BucketOfFail]

I think you need to make a video of Duncan trying all the canned meals from Poundland, like all day breakfast, big bbq, etc. but, he can only heat them for 2 minutes.

[@luketfer]

As someone who has eaten microwave beans 2 minutes is enough for tinned stuff for it to be fully heated.

[@sambishara9300]

Chubbyemu video in the making

[@Kaiquintos]

@@sambishara9300 Chubbyemu and Ashens collab in the making.

[@lavenderwalrus9875]

@@luketfer of course its enough for beans they are floating in liquid but you get just same canned meat and that isnt gonna be close to enough

[@Aurich88]

Ben fleeing from Lewis into the backrooms, only to emerge from his long journey directly in front of Lewis was very funny. Lewis then turning coat to join Ben in victory was just an amazing twist.

[@lavenderwalrus9875]

which was only possible because the god gamer kirsty managed to rez ben under lewises nose before dying to an item swap error XD if she hadnt the round would have ended before lewis had the chance to turn

[@IndustrialBonecraft]

I sometimes wonder if I eat healthily enough. Then I listen to Osie or Bouphe describe a meal and I feel like some kind of Olympian.

[@calamari_genie]

And somehow they've both got pretty good figures

[@andrewjenkins9965]

​​​@@calamari_genieyeah, but they also catch all the crazy diseases, like crumbfoot, or squirrel flu. 😅

[@MrRiccars]

I want an episode where the pre recording banter goes on for like 15 minutes and they end with the intro.

[@Kaiquintos]

I wonder sometimes how long it will take until that actually happens. And how long it will take for it to become the normal for a short period of time.

[@Kristina-qp1dl]

Something about Rythian's "nonono you cover it in BEans!" at the start 0:25 already got me

[@Thoran666]

2:20 to get to the intro. A new record and I liked the discussion. Im with Zylus, eat whatever you want for breakfast even if it takes a while to make. If you have that time and feel like it, why not? Edit: Welcome back Dingus! :D

[@noahfuller4128]

@@j-henry7391 and bullying Zylus is part of the yogscast's

[@jacobcothran9961]

I personally wouldn't take the time to make that sort of stuff for breakfast but if I have something like leftover lasagna I will definitely eat that for breakfast

[@darthpepito]

27:52 there are times when I wish these had facecams, just so I could see Lewis' eyes bug out when he heard Ose say that she used to drink double creme

[@Dave_L913]

28:00 English to American translation: "Double cream is the British term for heavy or whipping cream in the United States, but it is a little thicker than our whipping cream. It contains about 48% butterfat. Double cream is so rich, in fact, that it is easy to over whip it and get it too thick."

[@samweaver9109]

That conversation at the beginning was hilarious.

[@josmith8657]

I will never understand how they can be paying so little attention as to KILL THE PERSON WHO BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LIFE AND ALSO TURNED THEM INTO A TRAITOR....yogscast guarantee

[@ironcladguildhand9321]

The yogscast guarantee means misplays abound!

[@Techstriker1]

Well they are effectively doing a podcast at the same time, and being distracted by said podcast's content (IE usually Osie's crazy stories).

[@palecaptainwolfkayls8499]

These are some riveting food talks, you know! And frazzling, it seems.

[@seanmcgovern1779]

To be fair, this time Zulus was ghosting talking about duck.

[@josmith8657]

@@seanmcgovern1779 Truuuu I would be pretty distracted as well...

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

Another XL?! This is unprecedented! We got two within 2-3 months! How glorious this day is! Let us rejoice!

[@markey1997]

rythian was on fire for this game, he has some really good play, just casually going 1 v 3 twice and winiing

[@arterca]

Oh my lord, Ben calling out lewis for poisoning himself laughing maniacally like he didn't just do that a couple rounds prior without anyone figuring it out.

[@RobTFilms]

I remember when TTT XL meant 10+ players

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

I prefer longer stuff more then none. I miss the bigger casts but this is great content to listen to while you play games or work so it’s a A+ plus from me.

[@peterhausenthedragon2082]

@@D44RK_Iced_Yogs same longer episodes are better than more people. you get to hear everyone talk instead of a jumbled mess of everyone trying to talk

[@daaaaaaanny]

Having a lot of players was good for very one off episodes, but it's definitely a pain to schedule for a time everyone can play, and an even bigger pain to edit 10+ people's audio to be a comprehensive noise all while capturing all the funny moments of different perspectives

[@13lackhood]

Yeah i would really like another TTT XXL with the complete yogscastm would be great if Simon where up for it as well.

[@peterhausenthedragon2082]

@@daaaaaaanny my exact thoughts

[@deadpwner99]

man i always love it when we get to see the "pre recording" chats at the start its always great

[@arterca]

Bouphe and Osie talking about cats always cracks me up. The way Osie annunciates "boy" gets me.

[@stone5against1]

I love Osie's weird stories. Now all we need is a drakon compilation of all her stories

[@TheOnlyOrk]

Zylus killing Osie who rezed him is a bad play we ain't seen in a while. The classic

[@Squeesher]

Osie would be amazing on "Would I Lie to You?"

[@ahayward38]

Ooh, another gameshow for the yogs to rip off. Count me in.

[@cskiller86]

@@ahayward38 "Perchance I Misrepresented the Facts?"™

[@elizanix]

as a butcher, the difference between a sausage meat and a burger meat, is the grind. that's legit it, its how thick the grind plate is.

[@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas]

And sausage is typically seasoned while ground beef is not. And them thinking sausage requires a casing is also pretty silly. Most breakfast sausage does not have a casing.

[@f2vedan]

Just rewatched the yogcon Diggy Diggy and man I'm 24 years old now and the amount y'all have shaped my humor and interest is insane. I'm proud of how far yall came since I've started watching as a youngin. Especially Sips my Canadian brother and of course Lewis and Simon. Much love, Furious.

[@operatchick6486]

I'd like to point out that 'small child eats too much duck and develops health issues' is literally an episode of King of the Hill. Bobby eats too much foix gras and gets gout.

[@DeathWray26]

11:26 A rare Ben death lacking any "bleugh" noise.

[@Caption_Obvious]

We need more Angor for discussions like this

[@lastmagmarian9116]

Aye

[@keeganlafferty1395]

@@lastmagmarian9116 Aye Aye

[@shearnotspear]

@@keeganlafferty1395 Aye Aye Aye

[@jamesmarlowe57]

@@shearnotspear aye aye aye aye

[@KuroroSama42]

5:55 Having worked in a butchery for a summer in highschool: Yes. You use a meat grinder to make ground beef and you use a meat grinder to make sausages. The only difference is that you will take that ground meat (usually pork), season it and squeeze it into a casing. Heck, you can buy "sausage patties", which are just seasoned ground meat patties. Note: I'm not talking about weiners. Those I haven't seen made, but seem quite different. I mean actual sausages, like italian, bratwurst, toulouse, mexican, etc. edit: The difference in texture is because sausages typically DO have a bit more fat than patties and because the fat is being held in by the casing, so it doesn't melt away as much while cooking.

[@GoODanDEVIL666333]

My favorite quote about British food. "The British were so preoccupied obtaining spices they never took the time to learn to use them."

[@penaughty2]

Osie showing some real Daltos energy with these stories

[@ivyartemis2431]

I've never thought about it but they truly are cut from the same cloth aren't they

[@fishpop]

13:53 Osie gets a Dingus and immediately falls in love. i've been looking through these early Dingus episodes for what Ben says at 14:29. 14:38 The way Kirsty/Pikachu holds Dingus is adorable.

[@jazzmazz9214]

26:39 The most clutch team change.

[@calamari_genie]

Duncan seemed so hurt by Lewis killing him before turncoating 🤣🤣

[@derpmanaveragegamer7791]

its a miracle that osie has survived this long with all the things wrong with them

[@marionetteraconteur]

Lewis's sausage vs burger conversation fails when you consider the existence of sausage patties

[@Bloodfencer1990]

"Flaying" a sausage is a thing, cuz you can use the sausage meat to cook certain dishes. One of my favourite pasta dishes requires italian sausage meat and I can't get that here unless I buy it as sausages.

[@jonasquinn7977]

A dish my mum used to make a lot was chicken sausage pasta which she needed to peel a chicken sausage for

[@cat_on_jam]

Lewis imitating Rythian sounds like a sith lord. We need sith lord Rythian

[@JBGee]

My cheeks hurt from grinning so much at Osie's stories

[@styfen]

It is almost never that I agree with Zylus, but when it is, it is about breakfast.

[@diamondedge83]

Zylus: "There's science to be done...I'm Still Alive." lol accidental Portal reference.

[@SkaterBlades]

3:46 oh a "potato *clear throat*", i love that dish

[@skodass1]

Back in the olden times a sausage was made of pork or beef primarily (and cleaned intestine as the outer shell) but these days you can make em with any type of meat really... venison sausage is a 10/10 sausage

[@clarehidalgo]

You forgot, blood sausage has been around for a long time too

[@Furey24]

Somebody needs to animate the story Of Osie's cat playing the piano for cream, holy hell that wrote me off.

[@NjZach]

I love the classic pooning 21:33

[@IndelacioLetsPlay]

Zylus is correct, don't limit yourself to what you're having for breakfast or what meals, cereal tastes best at night anyway as supper, and I use to have to make dinner for breakfast because of the hours of my job and the trash tiny lunch they give for a 10 hour shift just to have energy to get through the day.

[@MeowTrix]

I love these yogpod type of TTT videos lol

[@getefix3]

12:30 did zylus kill the hypnotist that brought him back?

[@elliewoodruff7569]

“Did you get help?” Turns corner to see Duncan’s body slowly falling down the stairs😂

[@trebm]

The pre-intro conversation about breakfast is exactly why I watch the yogscast.

[@oprahpimpfrey4650]

I know it's probably a lot to ask, but please do a TTT movie, or even just a 1-2 hour bit of all the stuff that was cut it would make my year

[@professorpwerrel]

Rythian ON FIRE with the plays this episode wow

[@TheRealHusk]

I like these half hour long TTTs, you could LITERALLY just record an hour of TTT, play seriously every other round and chat like you do for GTA and it would be perfect.

[@cskiller86]

"seriously"...

[@TheRealHusk]

@@cskiller86 Zylus never loses when he plays seriously ;)

[@HappyLarry.]

Sometimes I'm shocked how Duncan operates independently edit: watching Lewis not understand what a sausage is and Osie couldn't figure out microwave food on her own makes me think that half the bloody yogscast needs to be in a home lmao

[@TehSlan]

What do you think the Yogscast is?

[@HappyLarry.]

@@TehSlan Ye Old Retirement Village

[@JJamieGreyy]

I love these XLs so much, I just love hearing y'all chatting shit about anything

[@KoalaProductions]

Osie is some kind of SCP where every episode a new medical ailment appears in her past

[@zomble_z]

"He's such a good boy" "BLAAARGH!"

[@fadadapple]

MORE TTT XL PLEASE. This is so good!

[@resurgam_b7]

Picking up the loot goblin's bounty is a guaranteed death sentence. Someone either kills you immediately because they want the loot, or someone RDMs you later because they forgot that you got your traitor weapons from the goblin. Rythian was definitely the MVP traitor of these rounds 😂

[@blinky297]

Top tier plays. Innocents murdering each other. The hypnotist getting murder by the person they brought back. This truly is peak TTT.

[@VideoSage]

Wait.... How did Ben get revived around the 25:00 mark? Was it just a Dead Ringer, and Lewis failed to hear the ding?

[@DBSilver2024]

Kristy took his body and revived him.

[@BDYRPER]

I love these longer episodes

[@josmith8657]

I absolutely LOVE XL TTT!!! Thank youuu

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

I feel like we don’t hear enough stories from the Yogscast, especially childhood stories. For how much I’ve watched these guys, I don’t exactly remember much even though I’ve watched countless hours of YT, livestreams and Podcasts.

[@Thromash]

Duncan, the ultimate 2 minute man.

[@NjZach]

This is a great episode. So many good moments got me dying 🤣

[@DrDingsGaster]

I forgot how this episode was full of sausage talk and chaos and I'm here for it.

[@HardCore283]

Sausagemeat is not put in a casing of skin. Most sausages are made with pig intestines or sheep intestines. However there are a lot of sausages that are made with a artificial casing.

[@Mrham90]

Using minced meat with a lower fat content (leaner mince) can cause issues with the burger/meatball holding its shape. In this case, an egg can be used to help the mixture keep its shape

[@nedcurfman3486]

I LOVE the multi minute cold opens

[@shearnotspear]

Weirdly enough, potato gratin is a very common breakfast here at my dorm in Kyoto Japan. Mostly because they sell them at 7/11 and they’re one of the cheaper options.

[@BuzMcNugget5]

Love the long episode Yogs please put out more like it!

[@Vasri]

A burger is meat and fat ground together. A sausage is ground meat, fat, and seasonings that get stirred together until it emulsifies

[@moona43000]

It’s always my favourite episodes when they stop playing the game and start just having conversations. They really should start the YogPod again

[@Imagin8io]

27:46 - Return of floating Zylus XD

[@torkoal_fire7640]

I love this episode, everyone just standing around and chatting 😂

[@Cosmic_Tortoise]

Surprised when the sausage conversation came up, Lewis didn't admin-cheat the Sosig randomat.

[@MrSimpsondennis]

Duncan: "it's always 2 minutes" Me: LITERALLY EVERY MEAL HERE IS 4-6 MINUTES IN THE MICROWAVE

[@IloveyouLenaKatina]

I love Dingus. I love how much they all love this cat. I love all the puns. I love how cute Kirsty is cuddling Dingus! Overwhelmed with cuteness! ssssiiiiggghhhh...

[@Pratalax]

Ahhhh good ol' Yogscast fever dream rambling conversation. The madness keeps the darkness away...

[@iDouBLETAPo]

This is the shit we want! Throw in all the faff. We literally just like vibing with you all for half an hour.

[@clarehidalgo]

Bacon is not quick if you bake it, takes an hour to cook bacon in the oven but it gives the most consistent results. 30 minutes, drain the grease, flip over the bacon, another 30 minutes, drain the grease and done

[@Inucroft]

18:40 is such a fun POV of Lewis

[@UnclePalpy]

12:38 I… what. Osie resurrected Zylus wtf 😂

[@Zelmel]

Ben. If you put egg in your burger you're not making a burger, you're making mini meatloafs.

[@HunterDrone]

on the breakfast debate, old pizza 1:30 in the microwave to warm it up

[@Addi_HD]

I love how Kirsty is just here having fun. For example, discombob gets thrown at them, everyone runs away, Kirsty? Stands on the nade and goes ‘weeee’ when it goes off😂

[@jonesy3million26]

All sausages are pudding but not all puddings are sausages.

[@rhystaylor851]

7:49 Oos and Dun are right, you don't need egg to hold together a good burger.

[@diinkus4944]

As someone who's last name is Dingus, these last few ttt videos have been very fun

[@timeworn_object8755]

Half an hour of Yogscast TTT, and it's not even Christmas

[@anonymouscayh]

Zylus, I don't agree with you on many things, but I do agree that people limit themselves on what food when.

[@AceArata]

"Is a sausage just pork and a beef burger a beef a burger just beef?" - Lewis Brindley

[@skellygal2057]

TTT is the best with the Yogscast

[@eiddon]

I gave my cat a stuffed cat, and he drags it around the floor like a creepy maniac.

[@djrt8179]

Osie is like a golden retriever lmao