We Made AWFUL Geometry Dash Ideas…

We created slideshows to present our Geometry Dash update ideas... we were NOT cooking.
👥 FEATURING:
‪@MatMart‬
‪@beanable‬
‪@AzureTurk‬
‪@Tatox3_‬
‪@GeomaniacGD‬
📖 CHAPTERS:
Intro - 00:00
MatMart - 00:18
AzureTurk - 01:53
GeoBlitzy - 04:34
Tatox3 - 09:04
Beanable - 12:30
Geomaniac - 15:36
Results - 17:34
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🎺 MUSIC USED IN ORDER:
Wii Party - Main Menu
Animal Crossing New Horizons - 4AM
NFL on FOX - Theme Song
Undertale - Small Shock
Animal Crossing New Horizons - Emergency Escape Service
Deltarune - The Legend
Kevin Macleod - Carefree
Deltarune - Checker Dance
Lud and Schlatts Musical Emporium - Schlatt's Basement
Lud and Schlatts Musical Emporium - Tax Office (Day)
Deltarune - NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A
Rocket League - Shiawase VIP
Undertale Yellow - Shimmer
Undertale Yellow - Birds of a Feather
OMORI - Sunny
Lud and Schlatts Musical Emporium - Tax Office (Night)
Animal Crossing New Horizons - 3PM

[@Xempir]

OOOH OOH AH.AH. BANANA BANANA OOH OOH ME MONKEY CLIMB OOH OOH AH AH BANANA BANANA

[@Spacemarioedition]

I agerree

[@irfanmuzaki6698]

Gdoodgo

[@QQn5]

a

[@simplibetter]

OOGA BOGGA LOOGA BOOGA TOOGA

[@SlyFox64GD]

@@simplibetter “shoot from page to page”

[@MatMart]

Unironically if my update idea was added to Geometry Dash the game would be eternal

[@justarandomchannel1319]

yeauh

[@Spacemarioedition]

yeauh

[@addyladdy6562]

ETERTAL??????? AEATANANUS REFERENCE ?!????!!??!

[@QQn5]

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[@A1nonym0usgd]

Hello matmart

Hey! I really appreciate that you enjoyed my video and it served as an example for your idea hahaha, that just awesome 😁

[@GeoBlitzy]

It’s amazing. Thank you.

[@GeomaniacGD]

i love you Cega Studios

[@StallionGD]

7:43 This is now officially called a Yeezy Demon

[@Xempir]

what’s up checkmark

[@ThunderCube3888]

AzureTurk's entire update had me laughing out loud. Right from the second that the curtains drew away to reveal Baby Bazinga Boy to the sound of the NFL Theme I knew I was in for a legendary ride

[@GeoBlitzy]

RIP SHELDON 🫶😭

[@ikilledaman]

@@GeoBlitzy young sheldon reportedly shot dead in houston 😭🙏

[@fireindahole-777alt]

rip geoblitz and others for 2.3

[@tinpotgaming]

@@GeoBlitzy an alternate universe where bazinga memes dont exist 😭😭😭

[@Tatox3_]

I agree with this guy, lets add sakupen circles onto the main levels

[@goreydegenerate_anon]

aint no way no one saw this

[@madadog]

Henry my goat

[@Bluecrystal1234]

its lego piece 28125 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@Puggled64]

you will beat balengu

[@Puggled64]

@@madadogdon’t you mod for austin?

[@Therealjosso]

Azure Turk: long transitions Beanable: spells like a 5 year old Geomaniac: procrastination and questionable tabs

[@Slowpoki]

"I'm bored of it already" is so real

[@ConcreteXF]

For those who don’t know: the 19% part of moon adventure have designs that resemble fun symbols used in Germany during ww2 that I don’t think I can say without getting banned!

[@GeoBlitzy]

wow!

[@DrMario67]

German reference

[@ConcreteXF]

It’s more around 21%, and hopefully it’s not intended to be that way 😬

[@moonbow3641]

NO NO GERMANS

[@ConcreteXF]

@@moonbow3641 racism :D

[@utubeiskaren7796]

I love the implication that Azure thinks blimps originated from Henry Stickmin Slubslibe

[@depoka1420]

3:53 bro offended his german audiance AND THAT IS A REAL WORD ITS KIND OF A OP TANK

[@RispGD]

I can't wait to see the most horrific things in geometry dash 😀

[@goreydegenerate_anon]

how did people not see this

[@takunyikagaming_]

geometrical denominator

[@GDInklord]

These guys will single-handedly make it take like 13 years for 2.3 to come out

[@Greeny109]

Robtop needs to hire all of you to his new team. Geometry Dash would be cancelled immediately and we could all be free.

[@azzamensor7687]

Free from nonstop pain

[@yo_gab]

missed opportunity by azureturk to add a swastika as a cube 💀💀💀

[@MayrenSiyu]

there is already a swastika cube

[@MayrenSiyu]

dice88's icon

[@tannerdonkey9939]

I’ve got a suggestion for the car gamemode, don’t make it just restart progress on the level, make it restart your whole geometry dash account and doxx you by making you comment your address on bloodbath

[@swaggusbutawesome]

1:05 is that a swaggus reference?

[@XcreatorGoal]

Wouldnt be surprised if mr goblin mode gets added LMAO

[@moritz4451]

XcreatorGoal not having a single like or comment? Lemme fix that

[@no-brainer-gamer]

1:09 matmart sounded exactly like gd colon there

[@Puppetryyt]

16:08 i just saw a ad for flying gorilla bro☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️☠️💀💀☠️☠️💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀☠️☠️💀☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@infrences]

The moon adventure reference is CRAZY (for anyone who doesn't know, the part is infamous due to the block sections designed like swastikas that the player jumps on)

[@OfficalResko]

FIND THE GEOMETRY DASH DIFFICULTIES REFERENCE :OOO 4:59

[@thewinner4378]

I’ve been awaiting a new video since the Minecraft x GD Soundtrack crossover

[@Tao_Chai2]

banger

[@DarskideDraws]

if you havent eaten a tangerine today go eat one

[@dezcubing5844]

Thanks for reminding me

[@I-did-September-11th]

Hmmm... No.

[@I-Love-Tax-Evading]

Damn you're right

[@DarskideDraws]

@@I-did-September-11th why not

[@utubeiskaren7796]

So, a brief recap: FatFart (Who can't draw): *Multiplayer where you help each other beat levels and shoot each other *Live collab thing *Emoji comments (And apparently removal of comment censorship?) *Level algorithm *Multiplayer campaign (Possible with 1 player, ez with 2 players) to encourage collaboration. You team up to beat the ultimate easy demon *1:35 MatMart's toy AzureFlare: *Kim Jong Cube *Sballin *Swing Laden (& wave) *Adolf Shipler *Plane mode (blows up spikes) *Tank mode (ft vine logo) *Submarine *boat *Panzerkraftwagen *Airship (like from Henry Stickmin) *A lot of lore GeoBichzy: *we want Poppy playtime best levels 300% player mode ???% monster mode poppy playtime difficulty icon 50 diamonds 100 stars epic official level (+ new songs) *we want 120 new difficulty faces *we want other thigs *Human mode (+funny video) *Plants vs zombies with humans apparently *Goblin mode, steals your orbs when you die *Father stretch my hands pt 1 level (with new difficulty face and "super extreme mode") *New tower so we have two towers which Scratch crashes into in his chopper because nine eleven joke Butox3: *New main level sakupen circles (main level 53) *Click between frames mod *RobTop was exposed by ViPriN for child labor and it is true *85% of players beat Aeternus *Ryan beat Solar Flare on day 2 because by the time 5.3 releases people are just extremely skilled for some reason *GDDP (Geometry Dash Dasher Program) as a form of monetization for creators *Ranking system (simple demon, easy demon, medium demon, hard demon, insane demon, extreme demon, green demon, grandma demon (grandpa's dead), and Dasher. Easy through extreme are really bad 3D images of the demons and simple demon is a white sphere with a picture of an NA face with horns on it) *Crossovers (nSwish ball as a vehicle in rocket league) *Premium subscription for $69.99 a month Beanable: *Amazingon box and cats tower block designs (also cat bread?) *New main levels I Kiss Boys, Fire In My Hole, 10 Levels of Difficulty (Like KaiGuy), npesta ankle npesta, Beef, and Doggie Never Soggie *New gaymode parked car, you stop moving and have to connect the controller for a driving sim and drive the car to get it to move, or if 5 seconds pass before you do this the game crashes *Hello bro ball, it's like ball mode but better *New music from Beet oven, Drake and Yung Gravy GeoWomaniac (who made part in the video in like 20 seconds): *Click to add subtitle. *GORILLA MODE. Annihilates walls because I hate arrow triggers, and jumps really fucking high (17 blocks) for some reason. Prioritizes collecting bananas over beating the level. *The Jungle (not the dashlands), like the tower but it encourages you to go outside *You fight a horse at the end of The Tower because geomaniac never went to a jungle and doesnt know what lives there

[@dezcubing5844]

So hyped for the gorilla gamemode, especially the banana mechanic and how you physically cant miss any of the bananas

[@GeoBlitzy]

banana stocks are through the roof

[@romanmcgolrick117]

5:43 "THE SPIDERS, u h a h 🤖"

[@moritz4451]

Gamemode Idea: a dash orb follows you and you click it with right click but it can also jump as high as a pink orb with left click and you can click orbs with leftclick and mini mode just makes the das orb that follows you a reverse dashorb

[@Lancer...probably.]

still better than most waboo's ideas

[@MarkUnderMark]

I have been LIED TO that these are AWFUL GEOMETRY DASH IDEAS Subscribed

[@GDMakar51]

Add an option to make the teleportals not remove the wave trail

[@POOPdoodoo75]

0:54 LBP mentioned ‼️🗣️🔥

[@Pauloguipin]

LITTLEBIGPLANET MENTIONED TAHHAHSHDHSHEHDBAHFBDJD

[@NoobyNoob0102]

3:50 it's spoken Pantserkraftvagen

[@jpegstuff]

did not expect geomerty dash+ to be on my blizzy video bingo card

[@andmoreisreal]

Tatox literally pitched it straight outta shark tank

[@Chinarider1972]

Ok but like Gorrila mode could be like a high jump mode, he like swings his arms up and launches up

[@randomchannel-kh7oc]

2.3 update idea: down input support like you press s and it will trigger an event called down hold and down release

[@CKsilver]

the 19% part of moon adventure T_T iykyk

[@minekey949]

Where is Johdanlop? Why isn't he featured in this episode?

[@Jon-zz8mj]

Human game mode when finish level it go “honey I’m home”

[@GeomaniacGD]

the gorilla mode is revolutionary and i will be expecting an invoice from robtop soon

[@MayrenSiyu]

flying gorilla mentioned🗣🗣

[@Dunk0]

Really excited to see what Funny Game does with these new editor features

[@GeoBlitzy]

Funny game. Will return for these.

[@MTFGamma-6]

Funnily enough, Beef is a real level

[@TF2_Engineer]

how funny that matmart is really going serious with the idea

[@SASTSimon]

15:37 thats oomf

[@itzomqtzs]

that 9/11 joke was it in dying 😭

[@devilfm8490]

Nah tbh, the gorilla mode doesn’t sound bad for platformer. We have jet pack instead of ship and we use orbs on platforms to wall jump but we could have a new gamemode for that instead.

[@DecidiousGreens]

is scratch a top or bottom?

[@TheGuyNamedVolcano]

matmarts ideas were ACTUALLY good

[@yo_gab]

14:05 Functionality ❌ Funky nationality ✅

[@Pauloguipin]

0:54 LITTLEBIGPLANET MENTIONED RAHHHH 🌍🌏🌏🌍 I ❤ LBP!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🔥🔥🔥

[@deathlygamingreal]

4:31 19% in moon adventure is four swastikas

[@moonbow3641]

Srry but the “airship” in the world history collab idea is actually a zeppelin🤓

[@KayceeKC]

rob gotta take notes bro

[@utubeiskaren7796]

I've actually had the algorithm idea before it would probably be great

[@HeggieHogzz]

17:21 rule thirty ummm 🤨📸

[@athaullahfathi6153]

10:43 i got an ad RIGHT AFTER he said that, Wtf

[@cecuskaaa1325]

Nuzlocke part 3 when

[@GeoBlitzy]

just watch the stream VOD 😭

[@PixelZyxelPH]

Bro blue screened while he was streaming💀💀💀

[@gdtester8393]

How to pronounce Panzerkraftwagen "Panzer kraft wagen"

[@Molly-ji1vp]

3:58 Very much happy (am a Henry fan) (also it’s Stickmin Henry Stickmin)

[@shattre6087]

LITTLEBIGPLANET REFERENCEJDIAKDMDKSKKERKKF

[@EimysGD]

8:45 lol

[@WiredCoronet]

You should add ball(s) gamemode

[@KylashTheKiller]

Does anyone know what matmart's toy is

[@quantaumGD]

its a good day when geoblitzy uploads.

[@Kingsoup009]

Robtop be like: thats a good idea!

[@GGinoD]

The Panzerkraftwagen is real

[@Xanii]

im a simple man, i see sheldon i click

[@Nxt_RxdxifyYT]

Beanable's idea is actually good

[@GeoBlitzy]

Yung gravy?

[@Nxt_RxdxifyYT]

@@GeoBlitzy Yeah?

[@Tmitric]

8:00 ... Woahh oh oh oh ohhhhhh oh oh oh oh Woaa oaa oaaah STORY OF GEOMETRY DASH

[@TheTripleSpike]

I want to use the kim jong cube icon in gd

[@gaminghuskyforlife]

no way tatox3 i know that guy i think

[@irynasynenko7597]

4:05 AMONGUS YEEEEEEEE

[@Spacemarioedition]

Hey there buckaroo i think these ideas will be thrown in dumpster and they are so good that i hope they will be exist!!

[@meisyoshi]

Spacemariosmash😢😢😢

[@TheTripleSpike]

I want Gorilla gamemode! The Wilderness update is Fire

[@YeeterGuy]

The last one got me 😂

[@MapleRewind935]

13:58 a new WHAT

[@Galaxyguy53]

Bro geomaniac is diabolical on his tabs 17:20

[@Beterthanu6292]

Matmarts are so good

[@MayrenSiyu]

4:32 loll

[@Seagullo.]

8:35 oh no

[@luscaodasher]

the frick is that thumbnail dawg (second yooooo)

[@GeoBlitzy]

grilla

[@officialtetronome]

azureturk might be addicted to politics

[@komadino]

as a spanish guy, WHY THE FUCK DID GTA LOQUENDO VIDEOS SHOW UP IN THIS WHAT 😭

[@GeoBlitzy]

😭😭😭😭

[@user-fc2lx4ou2t]

17:03 uan

[@juliusrealGD]

8:45 nah dawg💀

[@GDPhoneix5]

alright so ima release 2 new levels: npesta shitting on doramis pants And 911 Game modes:tower and plane and

[@mountaininvr]

whats the song 2:40

[@GeoBlitzy]

Small shock

[@mountaininvr]

@@GeoBlitzythanks also ur my fav gd youtuber

[@1love.birds1]

Hi ​@@GeoBlitzy

[@Weakest2huFan]

Azureturk genuinely lost my interest by not including normal face Hitler.

[@Mypfpisacoolduck]

What in the flying maybe possible is going on here

[@TF2_Engineer]

man i want kim jong cube

[@BenutzernameUnavailable]

same

[@Plgaming.memesandothers]

Geometry dash needs new game modes for example the vr gameode

[@idk-_-6932]

Yippee new geoblitzy vid

[@baileyyyyyyyyyyyy]

i laughed so loud over the fucking san andreas one damn it

[@cyb3rgd]

I don’t understand this humor lol. Cool video btw

[@TheTripleSpike]

Beanables Ideas were the best

[@IceBergGtag]

Smallant! 10:47

[@TurnbuNg]

Horse in the jungle 💀