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[@Dragoon45]

My greatest creation: epicdesk.shop/collections/dragoon Well it was made my talented artists, but I told them what to do, so I get the credit. The deskmat is only available for one month, then this masterpiece will dissappear forevor

[@Funk-vf4rz]

Yes

[@RealUsername64]

Forevor

[@overscore8565]

You should make a dragoon clicker game

[@CoderCatGG]

Wow, this Dragoon45 guy got to see and comment on this 30 minutes before us...

[@Archie-Vr.]

I NEED THE DESK MATS

[@The.T_]

Part 8 of giving Dragoon money every Video until he has enough money so he can buy a plane ticket to Vatican City so he can steal the pope's hat

[@Dragoon45]

We are getting closer...

[@MrEggington2]

ah yes i love permanently borrowing the pope’s hat.

[@iannotsusbutianpiggy8861]

@@MrEggington2same

[@LolOoh-pe7qy]

i can’t wait to see the pope bald

[@Abucoc]

The lore its all coming together

[@foolrealnoway]

oh hey, a recap episode, all we need now is a beach episode and this series can be legally classified as a anime

[@Typical_Slayer]

Oh no, please, I don't wanna see Vera in a swimsuit

[@austinschwartz7424]

so would that make it an Isekai?

[@speedpedro8736]

Given the ammount of parallel worlds visited, it's the isekai of isekai's due to how many isekai's are occouring@@austinschwartz7424

[@Coocoocrazytoysreviews]

Beach episode!!!

[@CrazedSundance]

@@Typical_Slayer I do 🤤

[@ashton2283]

99% of cookie clickers tend to quit before they win big

[@Laserrobot]

For the reald

[@zrice2]

That was me

[@hendoggsgames3130]

@@zrice2L

[@pocholo3288]

As someone who has completed this game 100%, I can say that this video took a lot of time and effort to do. Huge shotout to this guy

[@Mediocre_Soup]

dang how much cookies you at

[@pocholo3288]

​@@Mediocre_Soup4 trevigintillion

[@charliedanoob802]

I only play cookie clicker because the dev tools are funny

[@user-mg3cm3lr3h]

i will susbribe and tel my famly to if you post a vide of your achemets

[@pocholo3288]

​@@Mediocre_Soup4 trevigintillion (4 followed by aproximately 69 zeros)

[@im_kas]

dragoon having beef with a fictional grandma is the funniest shit

[@FLXNANDOGAMING]

For real

[@Proter_goofin]

​@@FLXNANDOGAMINGno,for fake

[@user-uj4qg8lj3r]

u saw it urself she is real and she needs too duck off

[@snomcultist189]

@proter_goofin No, FOR JERUSALEM!

[@hornet9842]

@@snomcultist189 no, for the popes hat

[@Mahashiii]

he puts way too much effort into this, and there's no sponsor ?!?!?! 💀💀💀 I bet many psych wards would love to sponsor

[@manelneedsaname1773]

Tbf this video itself is an ad

[@MeLoNarXo]

​​@@manelneedsaname1773yeah bur he doesn't get extra pay for it Since he is advertising a product he himself has so he isn't payed upfront

[@HockeyGamr]

The sponsor is his desk pads guys

[@Mediocre_Soup]

betterhelp?

[@hertzzgames]

​@@MeLoNarXohe still gets the money frome the mousepad purchases?? wdym

[@CusterdCrange]

first video I've watchd of yours, and i'm REALLY tired so i feel like i'm having a fever dream but this is amazing with the kingdom hearts OST and humour, plus editing. I'm subscribed, keep this effort up my guyyy 🔥 🔥

[@Redux_A-New_beginning]

Agreeable

[@Oddling3000]

Had to pause at 10:19 ish to follow along with the math. So so close, but so so wrong as well. But- it's funny what the actual outcome is. For those who are curious, (C^2) - (M^2) =/= (C - M)^2... What it actually comes out to is : (C^2) - (M^2) == (C - M)x(C + M). IF you continue with this, you actually get C == 0, instead of C == 2M, since the M's cancel out. Really enjoyed the video! Actually got me to finally buy the game, especially with the coding section! Thanks!!

[@litessbu]

I was looking to see if anyone else spotted that, yeah. Also you can get ≠ by doing alt(or option) and =

[@Julien-nv3ly]

And also you can't divide by C-M, cuz C-M=0

[@Mothhhhhhh]

I paused there like "wait. something isn't right" and then saw him slap the c^2-m^2=(c-m)^2 and had a stroke. thankfully the video is so good my whiplash vanished

[@blueskysahead238]

When the world needed him most, he said "Fuck off, Im baking Cookies."

[@pegasus4191]

Years later, me and my brother found the next cookie baker, Dragoon…

[@StandupWind709]

Found it😂

[@CountFab]

Unironically, watching you push ever further really inspires me. I just came back from a tough exam, and seeing one of your Cookie Clicker videos in my feed made me remember that, no matter the adversities, we can find a way to achieve our goals with enough perseverance (and a sprinkle of insanity)

[@gregoryturk1275]

Same

[@Coocoocrazytoysreviews]

A sprinkle is generous

[@treysabre2943]

This is my favorite kind of humor/content. Thank you for putting a smile on my face.

[@gerushka]

bruh ik no one need that info but Vera is common slavic name, that also literally translates to "Believe" (meaning of that name as well), so its double fun

[@triventilatoro]

Dragoon, the DNA tests have returned, Vera isn't just a grandma... VERA IS YOUR GRANDMA!!!

[@cebh6790]

NOOOOOOOOOO!

[@Kubiboy57]

Everything makes sense now

[@GoldenApple12_nocap]

PLOT TWIST

[@website-kz6jo]

du du duuuuu

[@CountFab]

51% Slavic blood

[@iykop7274]

Do you get PTSD every time you go to a bakery?

[@kalackninja]

my guy i bought cookie clicker because of this video and after playing it you put so much creativity into this video its actually insane, good show mate

[@gurjass6530]

the grandma lore goes crazy

[@Gabrielfromultrakill359]

Crazy? I was crazy once…

[@sjoerdvandermeer15]

They locked me in a room. A rubber room…

[@user-ln9gd8cp1x]

A rubber room with rats.

[@Youtubewatcherlol1]

that’s crazy

[@Frau_Brotchen]

@@user-ln9gd8cp1x and rats make me crazy

[@andrewvin171]

Dragoon's the type of guy to learn Quantum Physics just to play a cookie game.

[@CwazyDuck69]

22:37 I really like how he says this because it’s true, to get to where you want to be there’s always something blocking the path to success, but you just have to go through it.

[@4Penguins]

I just discovered this channel and the style reminds me of old Tobuscus videos. It's actually uncanny how much they resemble one another in form.

[@Dantonfall]

“He knows when your sleeping, he knows when your awake. He knows you haven’t drunk enough water.” As a kid who just got back from the hospital and is being forced to take in 8 - 9 liters a day now, I felt so much stress hearing that

[@EXPeepik]

... i should probably drink some water

[@chumer1337]

You're in too deep.

[@Riciliz]

thats what she said Edit: for some reason, the amount of likes this reply has is the total amount of likes that all of the other replies that say "damn, you beat me to it" have. This still stands up as of 52 likes.

[@ENSontop]

​@@Ricilizi don't know what he expected from saying that😂

[@-w-.]

​@@Ricilizdamn, you beat me to it

[@Echyy]

​@@Ricilizdamn, you beat me to it

[@Mahashiii]

@@Riciliz damn, you beat me to it

[@Jedihunter503]

I don’t really play it on steam but at 13:27 can u see slightly debug upgrades though idk if that is always there on steam, great vid btw

[@-Raylight]

Don't know who are you, but you have *"Dragoon"* and in my recommendation, therefore it's a must to watch your video and sub xD I didn't know that Cookie Clicker has such a deep lore. Especially when you have a beef with the grandma. That's _adoughrable_ 🤣

[@jappie3699]

> javascript console > "Cookie Clicker is written in Java" that PHYSICALLY hurt

[@lawinepijllawinepijl9013]

Yeah i thought that too xD

[@dxcvvxd]

watching dragoon not knowing the difference between programming languages makes me hurt physically

[@fbiman9643]

Am I stupid? Cuz i don't get it.

[@kaiki-desu8193]

​@@fbiman9643 Java and javascript are two completely different languages.

[@fbiman9643]

@@kaiki-desu8193 so they have nothing in common?

[@KirkWilliams300]

Not trying to be a math dork and I know this is all a joke to explain cookie fractals, but (c-m)^2 would not equal m(c-m), it would equal c^2-2cm+m^2, which explain how cookies magically appeared. Honestly, this is on par for cookie clicker craziness though.

[@Dragoon45]

(c-m)^2 is c^2-2cm+m^2. that is true But (c-m)^2/(c-m) is the same as (c-m)^(2-1), which simplifies c-m the actual problem with the maths is that c-m=0, and you can't divide by 0

[@Dragoon45]

wait, i may have messed up

[@Dragoon45]

yeah alright, youre right But for some reason c^2-m^2 / c-m is still c-m

[@spongytrout7462]

@@Dragoon45NERDS

[@KirkWilliams300]

@@Dragoon45 sadly not true, c^2-m^2 actually written out is (c-m)•(c+m). The opposite sides makes it so when you distribute, that middle section cancels each other out so you are left with the two terms squared. It’s weird because theoretically signs shouldn’t matter but because of imaginary numbers that arise from negative numbers and squaring/square rooting, stuff like this happens.

[@Gbate]

"Fuck off and let me bake cookies" 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🗣🔥🔥

[@minecraft_plushieaxolotl]

the funniest part in the video

[@Gbate]

@@minecraft_plushieaxolotl fr💀

[@Thecooldudenoob]

a heartfelt message ❤❤❤

[@ndzsau]

LOL

[@itsCombustify]

bro just went up to 11 with that quote

[@Ne_Ne_Vova_UA]

22:05 you can also add the red cookie buff from grandmapocalypsis that gives you like x999 cookie production

[@ThreeScaredBros]

26:05 I havent felt this offput and uplifted since early tobuscus music

[@Xx0bamaGamingxX]

And now, we wait 2 years, for the inevitable return of dragoon's cookie clicker frenzy, exept this time he'll have a certain amount of sugar lumps

[@breni1518]

>Goes to a discord about a game. >You play the game wrong. Fellas, is it wrong to click a cookie?

[@cheeselordthe11th47]

No, fellas. It is not wrong to click a 🍪

[@corporatecapitalism]

Are people actually like that on there?

[@cookiemains]

i mean its suboptimal and he spreads misinfo like 99% of the reddit is pretty braindead for a similar reason

[@truffflzz]

@@corporatecapitalismthe thing is he could be playing the game so much more optimally, we expect more from the face of our community

[@Fififoop_Foo]

​@@corporatecapitalism he isn't good at the game, especially for someone who is legit the face of cookie clicker

[@FirstNameBasis_]

This was the best cookie clicker video ive ever seen. Not that ive seen many over the years but damn this really pulled me in. C:

[@mementomori8958]

I LOVED the song at the end. Amazing video

[@Png-Name]

Crazy? Dragoon was Crazy once! He locked himself in his room. His gaming room. From there baking cookies made him crazy.

[@christianmiddelaarvan2377]

Crazy? Dragoon was Crazy once! He locked himself in his room. His gaming room. From there baking cookies made him crazy.

[@zetsokuro2614]

Crazy? Dragoon was Crazy once! He locked himself in his room. His gaming room. From there baking cookies made him crazy.

[@BA_Leafy]

Crazy? Dragoon was Crazy once! He locked himself in his room. His gaming room. From there baking cookies made him crazy.

[@xfara]

Crazy? Dragoon was Crazy once! He locked himself in his room. His gaming room. From there baking cookies made him crazy.

[@ValiPateu]

Crazy? Dragoon was crazy once! He locked himself in his room. His gaming room. From there baking cookies made him crazy.

[@penginguy2177]

10:32 fun fact this step is invalid because c-m=0 and you cannot divide by 0

[@austersimon]

the oldest trick in the book to make 2 = 1 possible

[@kimikimar383]

Besides, c²-m² is not (c-m)², rather (c-m)(c+m)

[@Flood901]

the fact that it starts off my baking cookies with your grandma to fighting cookie god in between universes with the help of a cookie dragon in the span of like 10 hours is crazy

[@Combat1029]

Dragoon is so funny:"Sugar lumps is like a cracked cocaine"

[@RngGm]

The entire video was an ad for a deskmat That deskmat looks amazing

[@ChaoticKittyUwU]

damn this video is acctually insane. love when content creators go the extra mile to make something sick.

[@1pikapein]

Glad your channel is back man!

[@justablooob]

every time i see one of your videos, they made my day, amazing work

[@user-wf9es7lb1o]

Hi, I want to thank you sincerely for being one of the very few who put all their sound tracks in the description, even if they're played for very small lengths of time ! It really does make a difference.

[@drodi9693]

the song at the end was genuinely beautiful. this serie is a masterpiece

[@gunnerbayless2522]

You have done many things. You proved that anything and everything is soup. You found the golden ball. You beat Morgan the god of perfection and got the title of best btd6 player. Now you have bested vera, god and hivemind of the grandmas. You even beat dont shoot the puppy. You have gotten too powerful now i must best you.

[@zqs_raygun_pro7064]

I feel like Dragoon has a fetish for putting himself in more pain than people would go through in 100 lifetimes

[@kaloianyakov4992]

Dragoon please rap more at this point not only do I want it, I NEED IT, MY SOUL NEEDS IT, EVERY FIBER OF MY BODY NEEDS IT, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE ME FROM SELF DESTRUCTION

[@SephTunes]

I hope he stops rapping forever, I skip those parts immediately.

[@kaloianyakov4992]

@@SephTunes I SHALL CRUSADE AGAINST HERETICS LIKE YOU AND WILL DESTROY THEM ALL AND YOU I WILL SAVE FOR LAST TO SEE YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS FOR A DARKER WORLD CRUMBLE LIKE THE SKIN OF VERA WHEN DRAGOON DESTROYS HER

[@powerplay9422]

You are forbidden from buying his deskmat@@SephTunes

[@QuJee]

Nice, Genevieve Ladi, the true protagonist, hasnt been forgotten

[@Bitbotgaming]

bro the song at the end is actually so good bro, the tobuscus vibes are spectacular and I love you bro.,

[@EinarSterve]

Got the mouse mat, love it. It is actualy so smooth i can notice a real diffrence the face is also improoving my gmeplay

[@giby8866]

only dragoon could basically make a summary of his last 4 videos that i already watched and still make me watch till the end

[@phero193]

I love his awful maths class at the 10 minute mark. If you need help dragoon, hit up your local asylum. I am not qualified for that

[@robbedacop9680]

Discovered this channel from here and honestly great content, you not meeting up to your own expectations when it comes to succeeding in these types of games -though you still do quite well- is also relatable to your audience's abilities. I do not meant to roast, your outcomes are what would be for the average person who hasn't lost it yet gave a shot at insane feats and thus, charming. Also tight af bars, you should make a (meme) song.

[@thyfirekeeper]

I see someone was born in may :)

[@greenaum]

You know about the Windows accessibility feature, that lets you use the numpad on the keyboard as a mouse? Including clicking, and... double clicking? You end up with 2 keys to hammer the shit out of whenever there's a frenzy on. You can also get a god in the temple who multiplies any frenzies etc by the number of buildings you've sold in the last 30 seconds. So you put him in, buy loads of the cheaper buildings, then set to "sell" "all" and do just that for a few types. Then your numpad hammering can be worth dozens of times more! Eventually you'll probably want to let him go if you're gonna go into idle playing. But he'll help you get up high quickly. Of course some of the buildings you sell may have been contributing to your cookies per second, so you might take a hit there. But most of the early buildings are crap and contribute almost nothing, so they're better sold off as a multiplier. But you only get 30 seconds, remember! So during a frenzy you might have time to sell them, then rebuy them quickly (by the hundred), then sell them again. Do that as many times as you can manage in the frenzy (or Dragon Harvest or whatever else). The time you waste buying and selling is more than compensated for in cookies. I don't sell cursors or grandmas cos they're good contributors, but the few below, in fact many, you can check are producing almost nothing.

[@resicle7]

Dragoon really took the phrase "Let him cook" to heart

[@goldenage6439]

13:50 I smell someone who doesn't know the difference between Java and Javascript

[@Jake_Gotthard]

JavaScript = moviescript Java = coffee mug with steam stuff on it, funni.

[@jogo-md8jq]

We have turned one cookie, into 2 math cookies. And all we had to do was divide by 0 to get there. A truly marvelous invention

[@coolcatpoolcat0520]

this entire video is just how conversation flows with that one friend tbh

[@FunnyFlink]

The cycle never ends Well it does but it lasts quite a while

[@AkiYasushi]

Cookie clicker is a bit more complicated than I remember

[@ielyr]

Dang I haven't heard your voice in a while its good to be back

[@Wullus]

for every like this gets i will bake 1000 cookies without clicking (BRING IT ON)

[@Wullus]

So far at 15000 cookies to easy

[@eswndernderplays]

19K now. Wait… do you mean in game or in real life?

[@randomgamer746]

32000 now

[@Aadvik_and_more]

bet

[@Aadvik_and_more]

bet

[@Ryxbar]

Hey man, first time seeing one of your videos. Just wanted to say incredible video quality, storytelling, comedy, and overall flow; great job, man! Time to go speedrun your entire catalog of videos to see more of this fantastic stuff ^.^ very cool

[@wagiqwq]

"I don't have a sponsor this video" The video:

[@canadaguy9940]

I love how each episode is like a new cookie clicker ascension, where you restart quicker to reach where you left off

[@The_Shimp]

I like how he constantly replays the same games but he makes up a new plot every time

[@lordpuff]

Thank you for inspiring me to do all the achievements too. I have 87% and mostly just need building amounts/cookie amounts and lumps. I shall aid you in your perilous quest to defeat the wretched grandmatriarchs.

[@XperimentorEES]

I remember a time before there were sugar lumps and stocks, but the addition of the garden was what got me to quit. lol

[@keepcalm1875]

I aint gna lie i barely came across this guy but his comedy is so great i subbed damn near instantly

[@jamesmitchell5138]

10:46 Im going to point out here that you tried to divide by 0, had me confused for a few minutes though.

[@jamesmitchell5138]

I never expected for Dragoon to see my comment, let alone react to it. From one Aussie to another, wow, never saw that coming.

[@Aphysical]

I have a birthday in may and I choose to stay asleep (don't wanna pay child support)

[@Dragoon45]

so reasomable

[@Israeltheking123]

Hi Dragoon

[@hannarose96]

Watching this at 2 AM is an experience that I don't know if I would ecommend

[@05-1leaderof05]

Oh, thank God you’re back I thought you were gone forever

[@NotPoisonVR]

i’ve been struggling the past time and your videos help so much! thank you for making these awesome videos!

[@someaddictedidiot2186]

13:40 "The JavaScript console. Cookie Clicker is written in Java." Java and JavaScript are completely different programming languages!

[@377GhrHello]

Can't wait for dragoon to find out hypixel skyblock now has a version of cookie clicker with grandmas too! Vera has a interdimerional army!

[@azanice916]

Great job for having the patience to go for the final achievement without save scumming haha I could never

[@truffflzz]

as a person who failed flightless grail because bad exec, i can confirm comp trevig is very easy (im getting to it later okay i had exams and no time to scry)

[@truffflzz]

update: 106 trevig lfg

[@needagudusername7401]

That deskmat promo had the smoothest transition ever, and yes Dragoon I will buy your deskmat

[@FasolaGuy]

Traitor! Sacrifice her. Why must you ask? Well ofcourse! She doesn't have sugar coated lady fingers!!111!11!!1 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[@UsherGT3]

16:30 So that's why grandma's always have SEVERAL cats, they keep their allies close but enemies CLOSER.

[@PardyCharlie]

This man makes cookie clicker into the best documentary of all time😂

[@eugeniadc4401]

funky thing i might regret: This vid reminded me of my own run, and when i opened it I got a shadow achievement for playing for a year without ascending (whyd i write a month). so uh, here you go????

[@daequanhendricks3406]

I always knew you were crazy but this video was 1. Insightful and 2. Proof that cookie clicker made you lose it

[@user-gx2bz6ug6y]

Dragoon so we don't wait two years, read this. The fastest way to get sugar lumps is by doing the following: Grind out the garden seeds, and then sacrifice for 10 sugar lumps. This will lower the amount of time spend by sooo much, so please do this.

[@hrn8935]

also use dragon's curve

[@chinaunhinged1970]

Nice Toaplan soundtrack, you truly are a man of taste

[@bad-people6510]

I had one really extreme session of cookie clicker where I played way longer than I should have, but I never went back.

[@stormwarrior5362]

Continuing the saga. Beating the ancient ones. Becoming an ascended. Cooking Cookie King.

[@floatooo9408]

I already know that Dragoon was serious when he said "see you in two years". Can't wait for that video

[@TRex90708]

Technically idle games have a limit to how high a number it can handle (some have 1.7977 + 308 ). I don’t know what it is for cookie clicker, but to truly 100% you must upgrade everything so that it costs that number and wait until every statistic possible is that number

[@truffflzz]

numbers stop rendering at centillion (1e303), but the true hardcap is 176 uncentillion (1.76e308). no one has gotten remotely close to there before without gamebreaking exploits or plain cheating

[@MineONite]

That’s crazy dragoons respawned with a vengeance. We’re not gonna live his revenge arc.

[@bog..]

Ok so in the math portion at 10:40 when he says c^2 - m^2 is the same as (c-m)^2 its actually not the same bc (c-m)^2 is actually c^2-2cm+m^2 and the -2cm comes from the fact that you have to multiply (c-m) by it self and when you do that you dont just get c^2 - m^2 🤓🤓🤓

[@RyanRosales-tn8bu]

This is the best merch ad I’ve ever seen

[@RyderFulton]

6:33… if I’m Subscribed… does that cancel out the other two?

[@MUFFiB]

10:43 my math teacher always called this the freshman mistake, forgetting the middle term. c^2-m^2 is not (c-m)^2, you forget about the middle term bx. when factored it should look like this ax^2 + bx + c

[@im_kas]

Dragoon having merch is peak

[@yukiyamasaki3855]

Teacher:If you understand the homework you should understand the test. The homework: 0:01 The test: 0:06 , 0:07 ,and 0:08

[@cebh6790]

Exactly

[@silasrh__8420]

gonna buy that mouse mat but i gotta wait till i get paid so lets just hope they're still in stock by then

[@eternalmiasma5586]

As someone who’s never played this game, what the absolutely hell. I never expected lovecraftian horror

[@josh-gu6zi]

You cannot escape now. You're in too deep.

[@bloodstoneore4630]

great to see you back!

[@VeggieStr4ws]

Turned from a cookie clicker run to a literal inspiration video

[@quintuplify05]

3:01 The Deaf: 😊 The Blind: 💀