Our Craziest School Fight Stories | ShxtsNGigs Clips

[@shwdsalomon7745]

"I almost lost my life, to a nobody." is such a dramatic and funny start to a story.

[@CrystalRivasWelcometomyworld]

Quasar sounds like a Disney movie villian 😂

[@caldervitriolic2128]

That's actually the name of a Marvel superhero so your kind of right

[@Ivy94F]

@@caldervitriolic2128 I knew it sounded familiar, especially seeing it written out. Lol!

[@qwazimnisi8740]

It sounds like a Pokémon 😂😂

[@godsassassin3733]

TaserFace shaking in his boots rn😂😂😂

[@thekingofpopabc]

@@qwazimnisi8740not rayquaza😂

[@KayrolGonzalez]

Imagine Quasar watching this like I'm a changed man Fuhad 😢😭

[@marlonharrison5511]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@kenlobban4855]

"They were best friends... Until they weren't..." I don't think I've heard a better tag line for a movie! 🎉😮

[@Mario_1611]

2:54 "They just wanted beef and pum" is a statement I never expected to hear in my life 😂

[@MsIngPeaces]

Sounds like a dish💀

[@claudialung6263]

For some reason I thought James said that but it was Fuhad, like fam 😭😭😭

[@peterimmanuelking]

😂

[@ak-jxrdy-7]

​@@MsIngPeacesMasterChef tings.

[@jhanalewis5456]

I get so excited when James says “listen up” because his stories are always interesting but that means he’s getting ready to tell a STORY! 😂

[@peterimmanuelking]

James is a great story teller 😂

[@ak-jxrdy-7]

You just know he excelled in descriptive and narrative essays.

[@gideonvictor8224]

“A fist has no name” 😂😂

[@holly.earendil5187]

The way James can TELL A STORY has me HOOKED

[@MyPluggLuvsMe]

James fight story has me SQUEELLLINNNG!🤣🤣

[@ebknows]

The way James tells a story....edge of seat

[@KeeKee_X]

James story is true. I remember this fight 🤣🤣🤣 Lee was tonk and handled business!!! hahahahaha

[@Ronaldineo777]

You saw it?

[@abm5119]

James: I almost lost my life Fuhad: :laughing:

[@bigboi4807]

The tea is always hot when James and fuhad start name dropping🤣 I'm all the way in the states like YOO LEE FROM 7th GRADE🤣

[@TheJFrost1117]

“Beef & pum” made snot shoot out of my nose.😂😂😂

[@lwaziqamata4532]

Anyone who drinks 2 litres of Iron Brew a day would scare me too 😂😂😂😂😂

[@helenwright413]

Lol my husband drinks Irn Bru by the 2L bottle and he's the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He's northern, so their blood runs with Irn Bru and Vimto 😂 He's scrappy if pushed, but he's really just a big nerd ❤

[@ScottishAnnie]

@@helenwright413 I used to go through the 2l bottle if Irn Bru Xtra everyday used to keep my nausea at bay too lovely stuff & easy to drink way more lol

[@hyrsk1552]

His confidence was ROOOOOCCCCKKKEED!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂

[@ken_kaniff246]

Yall some real gentlemen relocating for fights at allotted times 😂

[@deanhowell5936]

How was it at your school?

[@bigrandomun9267]

Thought that was normal. As long as it ain’t on some jumping thing and it’s just to properly settle things, you can do it whenever.

[@bengazibengazi1208]

Right! At my school the fights were in school

[@althompson3451]

James was stitched up being the new kid Those lads knew Lee would say yeah 😂😂

[@user-oratiwe018]

James: "when I say I GASPED bro" and he made that face dead

[@OliviaHSanchez]

My son went to private Catholic schools. His elementary/middle there were none. In high school: 9th grade there were 7 for the whole year. Then 10th, 11th, and 12th there were 2 - 4 each year. His school had a "One and done" rule. You fight you were kicked out and your parents owed tuition for the year. It was in our contracts.

[@snobbygyrl07]

So Ellisp is the honorary White here?! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@BlasianLuvsNailArt]

Fuhad, come defend your boy!!!

[@KitsoSekati-on9cd]

Noooooo😭😭😭😭😭

[@bomboclaat-man]

The token white friend. Jk jk jk😂

[@cookingwithislandgaltchloe2792]

Man James such a story teller... lol

[@Samantha-cy8fn]

This might be a long story but this school fight was wild. Fights happened all the time and they just threw down wherever, usually in the hall with the lockers. There was this girl who had a baby sophomore year, and the preppy girls were relentless in their teasing of her. She lived in my neighborhood and I knew she was at the end of her rope, especially with this one bitch who was the prettiest girl in school and a suck up so she never got any repercussions for consistently picking on this girl. The day of the incident I saw her on the bus and said hi like normal and she didn’t say anything, just waved. I didn’t think anything of it because her life was rough and she had really been beaten down by the bullshit. So the school day goes by and no one knew what was coming. So the bell rings and we all head out to the busses and start hearing the most disturbing screeching you can imagine. Turns out that teen mom had been hiding a straight razor in her cheek the entire day and waited for her moment. She walked up behind “little miss homecoming queen” knocked her to the ground and sat on top of her slicing up her face. And it was BAD! It also took what felt like forever for the school resource officer and teachers to arrive so the preppy girls face looked like ground beef by the time they broke the fight up. Turns out teen mom had to drop out because she couldn’t find consistent childcare and that was gonna be her last day anyway and she planned to go out with a bang. So the prep had to be airlifted to the hospital and ended up needing 6 corrective surgeries before she even looked human again but sadly she was no longer the prettiest girl in school and never picked on another soul again her final 2 years in school. Teen mom caught a bunch of charges including some crazy ones like attempted murder. Luckily for her many people spoke up in her defense saying that prom queen and her clique pushed her way past the point of no return so all she ended up getting was a few assault charges and ended up going to juvi for a couple of months. She got really lucky. Prom queen’s parents tried to sue for damages but you can’t get blood from a stone because she and her child were both wards of the state and living in foster care. But teen mom did the rest of the school a favor because all bullying virtually stopped for the rest of the school year. And that story will always go down as the lost epic fight in our school’s history and became a cautionary tale about being careful on who you bully because that bully may have nothing to lose

[@BB-gd7ez]

Oh wow. That's awful on all levels.

[@sacredcaramel4546]

whoa damn you’re right though that’s definitely a lesson to anyone who tries to bully

[@Lucian_Media]

That's so awful. Young people are the worse😢 especially to teen moms

[@diamondPolee]

My mom taught me to NEVER bully anybody, because a scared person can unalive you if they’re scared enough!! So I just never bullied anybody! But I was bullied in school. I wasn’t even 100 lbs soaking wet. So I am from Cali but I lived in Texas in high school. They thought I was preppy, pretty and proper. I spoke proper, didn’t bother anybody, so they thought I was this tiny proper girl from Cali. Their food is different. They’re THICK!! Lol so there was this 12th grader who used to bully me in grade 10! They wore heels in school. We were sitting at this steel picnic table at lunch outside. So she decided to attack me!! Here I am, 94 lbs, 5’1/2 maybe at the time, trying to get these heels off! This girl was like 5’6, 150 lbs AT LEAST!! I only got only f heel off! So I took one step back, Dodged her hit and went to work with the heel in my hand!! 🤷🏾‍♀️ then she was hiding under the table, she wouldn’t come out, and I grabbed her hair, and basically used the steel bench, if you know what i mean!! There was sooo much blood!! Omg. And the whole damn school was watching!! There were wall to wall windows in the cafeteria, i never seen so many faces pressed up against the windows! It was pandemonium because ppl were rushing to get outside! So after I was arrested by the school police officer, when I came back they were like OMG Y’ALL ARE CRAZY IN CALI!! It was going around the school that I was in a gang in Cali and everything 😂😂😂 moral of the story, leave ppl alone!!! You never know what the person you’re bullying is capable of!!!

[@emilylong6767]

Went to an irish school and we didnt have the patience to wait till school was over to fight , you fought there and then and usually it was in the bathrooms for some reason😂

[@Hayavin]

Every Irish school, especially secondary schools, have fights in the bathroom and the backfields 😂💀

[@missumielovely]

In the school I went to the fights were mostly on the school grounds. They were really dramatic 😂😂😂😂😂

[@KitsoSekati-on9cd]

James mom had a hard time with this one 🤣🤣

[@somimbotina6638]

I watched this twice. I came back for Quasar 😂😂😂😂

[@rtjay6770]

As someone who went to school. James did indeed lose his life to a nobody

[@rssstrz]

Im just pausing the episode every couple of seconds preeing their face expressions🤣😂😂

[@SHunt2024]

This Quasar sounds like a real life YuYu Hakusho! 😂

[@Lisali81]

Fuhad going awww at the end got me laughing.

[@eliashedin7313]

i'm from sweden, our fights just spontaniously broke out all over the place after every lesson, didn't matter what day, someone from some class was fighting and it got bloody

[@MonaKenyi]

We had a forest behind our primary school where fights took place. Translated from our local language, it is/was called "Not enough tears/crying" We'd convene there with our friends and fight it out😂😂😂

[@Saleemah_Dejour]

You just told me it was a boy name Quasar and started describing Kakashi. I’d be scared too 😂

[@taegansargent234]

I was routing for Adam 😭 15:48

[@li3557]

The thumbnail looks like James was starting the fights and couldn’t finish them ngl😂😂😂

[@PromiseGene]

James is a movie 🤣

[@mujahidkemp2764]

LOL only real hitters go there 🤣🤣🤣

[@nickfavre8117]

I sound like Quasar... All I cared about was poom and fighting😂😂 I was accidentally smart too😅😅

[@dotcom2463]

Corny comment

[@SashMac11]

Yehhh Lewisham McDonald’s was the meet up after school to fight 😂 the good ole days

[@godrules3596]

Bro I went Colly there too many memories😂😂😂

[@bellaprincesa2452]

I remember a good fight happen at my school my friend Chris took a picture and it became a literal worldwide meme 😂

[@chellebaker7729]

Share the meme plz!

[@q2anti]

Our spot was on the Bakerloo line by the doors, Kenton to Harlesden😂

[@Hyster1aMcR]

At my highschool if you had beef it was always after school to limit the amount of trouble you got in

[@zhyph3rcars]

I had 2 fights in my first weeks of highschool. One because of a your mum joke, and the other was against 3 year 11s (I definitely lost) over football. I used to fight for fun😂

[@mjnelligan7288]

I love the way he say thump lol

[@gregoryterry206]

He did not take kindly to the open palm slap 😂😂😂

[@BreleePrince]

Quasar sound like the type to capture you and tell you his entire masterplan

[@isabeldunn4010]

I will always remember the one 'fight' I was in. Secondary school, probably around 15, this tiny girl that looked like a rat was waiting for me after school on the walk to my bus stop. I knew it was happening because there was a massive group of kids circling her and waiting for me. They all surrounded me, egging her on to hurt me, egging me on to fight. One girl even offered to hold my coat. I just kept walking, I don't fight. She pulls my hair back as I walk, so I turned, punched her as lightly as i could, she was knocked back and I continued to walk to my bus stop. She continued following me because the crowd was pressuring her. The bus turned up just as I got to it, rat pushed me into the side of the bus as it slowed down to stop. I got on, stone faced, drove away. The people on the bus backed me up, shared my opinion that she was related to the rat kingdom. I remember this 'fight' because I stayed true to myself, I defended myself but never fought, walked away at every opportunity. I wouldn't give her the satisfaction of being bullied or intimidated. She was half my size, I did boxing, I could have destroyed her and left her with a disability for life. That's why I walked away and will continue to always walk away. I have too much strength to let myself be pressured into using it

[@Atvguidepr]

"I have no enemies"

[@mxmmianaxo1160]

James needs to do story times 😂😂

[@pringl3112]

I have two stories (all in highschool) 1) these two girls fought in a bathroom and this white girl was getting beat up and she peed on herself 2) two girls were fighting and the girl that was winning slammed the other girl's head into the wall, murderer type stuff. 😂

[@christianlalla5529]

Yup summer all the time it was either yup the park a blindspot behind the classes or the bathroom I remember slumped someone in the bathroom and he hit his head on the urinal 😂

[@Stu161]

If you walked a hundred feet out the back door of the school, you'd go through a little wooded area, over a creek, to an abandoned parking lot. Guys would go and smoke whole joints between classes back there 😁

[@jaymitch5530]

Quasar watching this like iittee bet you’re next 😂😅

[@mills8]

There was a black guy called Quazer in my school and also Quaser (laser quest) in Downham was the GO TO bday party spot 🤣

[@FFSX1-]

nah bro...where i'm from, it was on sight...even teachers who would try to stop it would get fucked up as well

[@ive_tt]

😂😂😂

[@mantleuk]

No one: Me: Did Rob make it into the inner circle 🫣

[@christianlalla5529]

Yeah i was always 4”11 freshman to sophomore year people used to always try and bully me but short with hands is different 😂

[@rheroberts868]

I wanna locate Quaz/sar...I need an update😂

[@Diablo22967]

I have a couple of stories 😂😂😂 if I remember correctly there was also a year that the entire school fought against some guys from another rival school

[@MarieMulligan82]

Iron bru bars, Wham bars and vimto bars were the best 👌

[@taintedliquer916]

That'd crazy my school fought right in the hallway anywhere they saw the op it was on

[@jamesh1045]

Across the street from my school there’s was an alleyway that let to a canal and a bridge for students to cross it was right past school property but still far enough it was rail trail fights lol along the canal

[@MsFrobinson]

I need definitions please : Canteen -? Ballard -? Iron brew - ? Form - ? Great vid love you guys

[@misssharmink]

Canteen -dinner hall Bollard - short concrete posts (usually found at the end of a path to separate the walkway from the road/street) Iron brew - fizzy drink / soda Form - gathering of your students and their main teacher at the start and end of the school day

[@maridriller2512]

Canteen is where you get your food and where you sit and eat in school kind of like a dining hall Ballard are like those short posts like 3ft on the edge of the pavement like the ones people try to frog jump over Iron brew is a Scottish fizzy drink Form room is where you go at the beginning of the school day for the first like 20 mins of school where they take registration and form is the class/people

[@q2anti]

Canteen - where you eat lunch. IRN BRU (iron brew) - orange-coloured Scottish soda Bollard - the small metal poles sticking out of the pavement by the road form/form time- your tutor group / the time you spend at the beginning and end of the day where you get registered

[@simmplebee]

canteen - school lunch hall ballad - like a song that everyone loves to sing like an anthem i think iron brew - popular scottish soda form - school tutor group that you usually register with at the beginning of the school day hope this helped:)

[@simmplebee]

omds i just watched the rest of the vid and i thought you meant ballad but it was acc bollard 🤣 a bollard is like a big pole in the ground on roads and shit to stop cars

[@trishabeckford3114]

This is the third video that I liked at 999. Something ain’t right

[@lil-dragon9271]

Once saw a bunch of 13/14 y/os beating the 💩 outta each other with uni cycles 🤣🤣🤣

[@MrBadavidson9]

Big up irn Bru in all forms!!

[@laanaalove]

Quasar is a star isn't it?

[@leyla7046]

there like a black hole, an extremely active galactic core of very old galaxies.

[@KohlHosein]

Good stuff as always…Hoping to see these stories in anime styled animation very soon

[@AfrosNPuffs]

Me dating a Quasar growing up🧍🏾‍♀️😂

[@lethallulu94]

Quasar gotta come to the front lol

[@douglasbutler6072]

I remember one fight I had with a mate. We were all roasting each other in our maths class. I noticed one of my mates had eczema. So all I said was I bet you can never finish a pack of crips." He said what you were talking about. So I said every time you grab a crips a scab falls into the pack, and you just keep on eating 😂😂. After that, he stopped talking, and when class finished, it offered me out for a fight 😂😂😂

[@TheRealElsinius]

In our craziest school fight (which was more probably attempted murder tbh) this dude had slammed another guys head into the mirror and the sink in the bathroom. There was blood everywhere from his nose and teeth getting knocked out. When the school officer tried to pull him off the other kid because he was still beating him, he tried to fight the officer too. When the second one came, they had to tase him 2-3 times to get him to stop. The bathroom looked like a murder scene. The floor in the big stall at the end and the way to the exit, the sink and mirror, everything was just bloody.

[@TheRealElsinius]

Another one happened where this white boy told a black boy to get off his court in the school gym. The black boy held him upside down and slammed his head into the floor like Rock Lee. The kid had his skull cracked and went into an immediate coma. It looked like he died.

[@carolineross9864]

Girl at school got bullied. Her name was shelly white but after a particular bullying run, shelly pee'd herself and her name became Shelly Yellow 🙊

[@Lucian_Media]

😮

[@casualbadgamergaming]

anyone else get recommended this randomly and its probably because of the new reacts ep and they try iron brew and james talks about this boy

[@diamondPolee]

This is why you don’t bully ppl 😂😂 My mom taught me to NEVER bully anybody, because a scared person can unalive you if they’re scared enough!! So I just never bullied anybody! But I was bullied in school. I wasn’t even 100 lbs soaking wet. So I am from Cali but I lived in Texas in high school. They thought I was preppy, pretty and proper. I spoke proper, didn’t bother anybody, so they thought I was this tiny proper girl from Cali. Their food is different. They’re THICK!! Lol so there was this 12th grader who used to bully me in grade 10! They wore heels in school. We were sitting at this steel picnic table at lunch outside. So she decided to attack me!! Here I am, 94 lbs, 5’1/2 maybe at the time, trying to get these heels off! This girl was like 5’6, 150 lbs AT LEAST!! I only got only f heel off! So I took one step back, Dodged her hit and went to work with the heel in my hand!! 🤷🏾‍♀️ then she was hiding under the table, she wouldn’t come out, and I grabbed her hair, and basically used the steel bench, if you know what i mean!! There was sooo much blood!! Omg. And the whole damn school was watching!! There were wall to wall windows in the cafeteria, i never seen so many faces pressed up against the windows! It was pandemonium because ppl were rushing to get outside! So after I was arrested by the school police officer, when I came back they were like OMG Y’ALL ARE CRAZY IN CALI!! It was going around the school that I was in a gang in Cali and everything 😂😂😂 moral of the story, leave ppl alone!!! You never know what the person you’re bullying is capable of!!!

[@Porsh-tt4kg]

I'm trying to figure out what time of year it is over there during the time of this video. We got James in the classic grey sweatpants and Fuhad in shorts. Confusion lol 😅

[@taylorkatemc]

we didn't have a specific spot, buti wanna share THE school fight story of my school, involving underworld connections, a harry potter themed diss, and a violent brawl before the first bell rang. but back in the day when i was in early highschool we had 👀The Incident👀 at my school. a mob boss's daughter ("becky" - i dont know if she was an affair daughter, a marriage daughter, or a step-daughter, but definitely kin) was enrolled the year below me, (her first year of high school, so 12/13yo), but she was enrolled under a different surname for safety or whatever. she didn't give a fuck and was bragging about who her dad was and how she had powerful connections too, and how if anyone fucked with her there would be *ConSeQueNces* from the get. basically just gassing herself tf up at any chance, trying to intimidate other kids, big bully energy. eventually another girl, same age as her, copped back with some comment about how becky was acting like draco malfoy from harry potter, talking about how "wait until my father hears about this!" .... and there maaaaay have been a comment about how her dad couldn't have been that smart bc he'd been extradited and was sitting in prison. at this time mob boss daddy was crashing and burning in terms of what clout he had left, it was all over the news here and internationally. WHEN I TELL YOU that lil becky snapped, you don't get it. this little demon creature launched herself at the other girl, ripped out chunks of hair, slammed her face into the wall, split her lip and eyebrow, blood, screaming, body kicks, scratches, bruises, tried to jump on her while she was on the ground, etc. it wasn't all one sided, but becky went to another level and wouldn't stop. and it all went down *before homeroom*, like inside the school hallway in full view of teachers, students, etc. this was a feral brawl in an all-girls catholic private highschool between two 12-year-old girls before fckn 8:30am. idk what happened after with the other girl, but becky was "asked to leave" (that's the upper class way of being expelled) and i know i saw cleaners wiping away blood.

[@Lucian_Media]

The savagery of girls/women is not enough explored and accepted but trust...it's been felt

[@taylorkatemc]

@@Lucian_Media there are some amazing podcasts and series' dedicated to exploring female offenders, I'd recommend Deadly Women the series and also Female Criminals by Parcast, it's a podcast series.

[@booth8984]

We just fought at school at 7am in the US

[@BuddhaG97]

Our honorary white boy was Jasko. Real name was Jasmin(he was Bosnian) but would go by Jasko. Still my boy till this day

[@Spyderqt]

"A man's fist has no name"

[@gingerswiz]

Ayyy what's wrong with living on Irn Bru during school years XD

[@ahhbee8298]

I'm trying to think what school is near next to big John's Omg the iron bru sweets was the one

[@mosestaiwo3806]

I remembered the story 😂😂😂😂

[@christianlalla5529]

Man I remember this whiteboy named steven maaan he kept just talking and talking and he kept saying that he would sleep me and as soon as we got out of school on the way home bro tell me why bro couldnt hit me and i just bobbed and weaved and just kept knocking him out on the ground next day bro couldnt even walk the same route back home 😂

[@chellebaker7729]

I'd scream if you men read this. Went to a school in a small place called Fairport Harbor Village in NE Ohio. It's tiny, you could walk from the beach on one end of town, to the other side of town in maybe 20-30min. The spot was a tiny cut through street called Paradise Alley. It was literally a skinny little alley with a tall wooden fence down one entire side of the street and bushes and trees separating folks backyards from the cut through road on the other. I fought my cousin once in 7th grade. We met at lunch break. It was supposed to be her, and I only, classic 1v1, settle our score type fight. I showed up by myself, and she showed up with like 18 girls from our grade who just hated me more than they hated her. Long story short, I broke her nose, fractured her wrist, and cracked 2 of her ribs before 2 girls jumped in. So I did the sane thing and ran to my friends house. Adrenalin is no joke. I managed to flip all of them the double bird before leaving them looking for me. I was jumping hedges and cutting through backyards like I'd practiced it. Had lunch with my friends mom and went back to school before lunch hour was over. She never tried to fight me again, and neither did anyone else at that school. Guess i won, even though i ran. Got hit twice in that fight, neither was from the cousin i was actually in a fight with, and i had no marks. I dont regret shit, I'd do it all over again if given the chance. She needed the wake-up call and ego check badly, and I got peace the rest of my 7th grade year. 😂😂😂

[@bigombre3867]

In middle school there was a big dirt field diagonal from the school so almost everyday there used to be a big fight between the black kids and Mexican kids.. I have no idea why BUT we all got along during the school day but AFTER!!! We would all GET DOWN.. well not me I just watched 😂 then everyone walk to the Mexican lady buy some takis and Mexican candy and go home 😂 could get so much stuff for $5..

[@Evanthea]

Not the IRN BRU!

[@jchelbi]

lol yall dangerous over there - me in the US 😂

[@marcusmack4628]

Why do i feel like ive seen this before

[@kylastone3289]

What ep was them explaining David and Goliath?

[@TiaPerry-xp3lz]

Quazer is deffo Albanian 😭😭😭

[@ubaok24]

Fam. These stories. Lol.

[@jaze2028]

Sorry you went through that james

[@KazeGaara89]

Bring Lee on the podcast as a guest

[@christianlalla5529]

Oh yeah i went to victorvalley high and silverado 😂

[@bigsippy-]

Big johns is only in brum?, crazy😂

[@keepingitrealawesome]

I was locked in 🍿🤏🏻

[@dotcom2463]

What does ballodds mean or whatever they’re saying?

[@peteraswile-g7w]

I was really rooting for Adam. He let me down 😢

[@KemEarl]

Seiko no Qwaser🤣