DATING PROFILES | ShxtsNGigs Reacts

[@mubarezahmad8662]

James continously tryna see what Fuhad would do for him is funny af

[@galaxylucia1898]

I’m at the 2:25 min mark and I swear… James is “if pushing his luck we’re a person”😂😂😂😂

[@fueledbyrhythm]

Always lol

[@shebangedme]

Testing every limit possible 🤣🤣

[@anjunacb]

The interlocking toe pics suggestion sent me!😂

[@Axelrun1994]

And yet James is willing to suck both holes.

[@JEM_KIKI]

" I'm not doing background vocals"😭😭 meanwhile JAMES WOULD DO IT IN A HEARTBEAT WITH A LIL DANCE

[@Kwa_OwenZ]

Exactly dude😭😭😭😭

[@TVOE_12]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@3lancerofficialmaybe871]

While butt naked.

[@fg2347]

Naked

[@Basementjacks]

Facts

[@ravironhapi923]

Atp we need a list of the things that Fuhad will actually do for his friend,to save James' heart from being broken on every episode😅

[@franklinmo.]

Every single episode 😭😭

[@aziweshaun1299]

" naked... with a grass skirt" not even 5 minutes in and James has started with the scenarios 😂

[@Charlielacken]

Love it 😂😂😂

[@risharddaniels1762]

The way i jumped 😭

[@MmeSuprina1]

Whats wrong with him?! 😂😂😂

[@tre10x18]

Fuhad not doing back up vocals is why they lost to chunks and filly

[@Moonlight-ws3iq]

This😂😂😂

[@zariohuggi7916]

FAAAAAAAAAACTS🤣

[@teeplustee]

Hell yeah lol

[@beloncekamz2821]

😂😂😂😂

[@BannerProxy]

Say it louder for the people in the back 😂 chunks and filly been bredren for 11 years

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

"GOBLIN THESE NUTS" 😭🤣🤣

[@explicitbeats.mp3]

Man😂😂😂

[@jessgray8732]

👹👉🥜

[@briarucker4384]

Absolutely unhinged 😂

[@StaticShockNene]

I almost screamed in this hospital! 😂😭

[@jaquanenglish5997]

Took me tf out

[@creoleqt87]

Love how they said women have tons of choices on dating apps but continued to repeatedly say how bad the men's profiles are 😂 we don't have great options!!

[@lisabeth2994]

Facts! and woman tend to be more selective.. our criteria isn’t just to have the required body parts 😂 once we get rid of the men we aren’t attracted to, the pervs, the AH, the catfish (the old men who’s profile is 20 years old) you are left with slim pickings 😂

[@tanchormay6447]

Quantity over quality in our sad shallow dating pools 😂😅

[@karlagonzalvez4703]

On top of that most ONLY want to "clap cheeks"

[@marciamarcel9884]

Lol, TBF ladies y'all can be a bit too superficial sometimes with your preferences sometimes, y'all would turn down a guy just cause the lighting in his profile pic is bad...and a bunch of other things too...1 picture or a profile with less than 200 words is not enough to tell you who someone really is...just saying

[@Noloyiso_M]

There's a lot of men in existence, that unfortunately does not me options. They know this.

[@Fluffykins0801]

Never gonna forget the guy who set up a whole dating profile for his girlfriend so she would have someone after he dumped her 😭😭😭 like bro

[@KjAndre]

What?!! This is mad 🤣

[@shaquillegriffith6401]

Goat 🐐

[@michelegoesglossy1879]

That's the best ever 😂😂😂😂

[@deaditeera]

Noooo way!!! 😮

[@briarucker4384]

I would just disintegrate. This is feral 😂

[@victorfagan6919]

A grown man saying tootsies in reference to their toes is uncontrollably hilarious 😂😂😂

[@livestonearth]

That "Chris crossed applesauce" got meeee lmaooooo

[@nzingo812]

James and his scenarios😂 He would deadass do anything for Fuhad. Love from Kenya

[@carolinewamuyu6222]

❤

[@joanchibbungu9786]

hi nzingo,,,,you've the same name as my mom

[@cheptooabigail2876]

Wee mkenya😂😂😂brudaa

[@nzingo812]

faaam😂😂si unajua lazima tu represent@@cheptooabigail2876

[@SuperAtoti]

Glad to see Kenya in the yard

[@allysonfox8460]

17:03 James yelling “THE FUCK IS THIS?” will never not make me laugh

[@zanna_marie]

No ladies we can't be that desperate to meet a guy in the forest for a date. That can't be real

[@ahsiabukhari]

I wonder what scenario would finally cause James to enter his acceptance phase of his relationship with Fuhad😅

[@battlellc5719]

Righhtt

[@Ray-pp5qb]

😭😭😭😭

[@jaycebradley8404]

that whole hypothetical foot pic scenario had me cryingggggggg ffs james 😭😭 ‘if anybody’s ✨interested✨’ bloody hell i cackled. and then fuhad being the one to get salty in the situation for once 🤣

[@AndyMickDeezy]

Thread ..."Are you up for pegging" James "What app is this" 😂😂😂😂

[@mrsbee4230]

“Pur for daddy….., meow”🐱😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@veiddimaddur8354]

"Brave is the word. These guys hate pum" Salute

[@jay_islove85]

😂😂😂James is forever trying to come up with scenarios where he could get close to Fuhad… the footsie pic scenario had me in stitches😂😂😂😂

[@stacey8486]

You guys have no idea how much what you do is like therapy for us. Had a rough start to the day today, and seeing a notification from you guys made me tear up a little bit because I seriously need the laughs. Thank you! Sidenote: I've binged your content since I found you mid-July! And I watched your episode with Chunks and Filly like 3 times. Laughter is really the best medicine, man.

[@ThatFitGirlLife]

Same! Hope your day tomorrow is so much better than today 🤗 Only good things🙌🏼

[@stacey8486]

​@@ThatFitGirlLifethank you so much! So sweet of you!

[@pmccray551]

FACTS... had a fu€k'd up day ... I come straight here for quick relief 💯

[@Charlielacken]

I am so glad i am not the only one lol literally shittest day and these two both have me laughing so much ❤ booked my tickets yesterday for 02 in may x😊

[@chy8427]

Next week: James apologising to the French 😂😂

[@apthomas2008]

Listening to Fuhad and James read the convos was hilarious! They need to do a bit where they read passages from spicy novels and then continue roll playing how they think the scene ends since they like role playing so much 😂.

[@curtis478]

James is so fruity around Fuhad, it actually makes me crease so much. Reminds me of me and my pookie bear bestie

[@chmchn]

....your what??😂

[@tsc93-c]

@@chmchnyou heard him! 😂

[@thyler-dane]

"Naked? With the grass skirt?" - James 😂❤

[@leenataylor7772]

Fuhads concerned "is it ?" took me tf out

[@zxhra.13]

The interplay foot pic scenario spun me 😭😭💀

[@sariahraymant9103]

Y'all have no idea how rough it is out here. It's so bad that my friend compiles a yearly PowerPoint of shame for the worst dating profiles she's come across 😂

[@Carpathianpixie]

Please share with the rest of us😅

[@karlagonzalvez4703]

Wowww I love that so much lol I could imagine all the girlies sitting around the PowerPoint on the TV while she reads aloud and everybody laughing their asses off while sipping some wine and eating snacks. 🤣 I could imagine yall taking shots at every creep who says anything sexual off jump. Smh It's horrendous out here

[@ayb1470]

That sounds hilarious 😂

[@sariahraymant9103]

@@karlagonzalvez4703 we do have a party! And now we've all started sending that friend screenshots of our worst experiences, so the PowerPoint is an accumulation of all our pain 😂

[@cocomo3141]

😂😂😂 yo where he channel at tho???

[@chantalewis3091]

JAMES: "I have NO ego about my foot." ALSO JAMES: "I got cute tootsies too." 😏 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@slightexag]

James roleplay is always the funniest shit ever

[@lovelight8722]

The screenshots really revived this episode 😂. I just feel like other folks don’t deliver it they way y’all do

[@TheJWRB]

“Stop… do it properly!” Has killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@simplymanda523]

James and these random scenarios. the feet pics though 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Andros1921]

James kept his arm on the back hoping Fuhad would scoot closer. 😁

[@NeptuneMartian]

James was relatable af when he said “Kyle makes me wanna die” because facts, wtf was that?? 😭😭

[@Talya1001]

Hahahaha James’s wink about his tootsies !!!! These two make me laugh on a daily 😂😂

[@ImFelicious]

I'm glad y'all get to see first hand how guys behave on dating apps. As a single lady, before I deleted tinder I screen shot one profile as a reminder of how DREADFUL it is on there. The screen shot: dude smiling all big and proud while missing his front tooth.

[@MyRealeety]

That surely can’t be one of the worst things you’ve seen on a dating app 😭 my man can’t do anything about them teeth

[@ImFelicious]

@@MyRealeety it was probably just my breaking point- as it was not just him missing his front tooth, he was posing with his friend who also was missing his front tooth. So two dudes, in what I think was a bar-- smiling huge, both missing a front tooth. There's tons of nudes, married men claiming open relationships, etc.

[@botondbakos5954]

​@@ImFeliciousthat's actually hilarious, that could be their gimmick lol

[@Ray-pp5qb]

If you're in the US, dental care is expenses AF. Damn right he gone smile proud with a missing tooth. The girl who loves him will buy him a tooth.

[@ImFelicious]

@@Ray-pp5qb most employers offer dental insurance and it's like $3 per pay, but I hope he finds someone who enjoys his toothless smile.

[@tieganmccusker3034]

0:10 why does james sound like f*cking yoda!??? 😭😂

[@DinosaurClubTV]

Fuck, that "Chris crossed apple sauce, what do you think he'll do to you?" made me laugh out loud so bad, that shit was stupid funny in the best way XD

[@donovanclarke3826]

“GANG VIOLENCE!!!!!” IM SCREAMING

[@lalalal3xis]

James's laugh is contagious

[@karlagonzalvez4703]

"Women have OPTIONSSS" The options: 🙄🤦‍♀️

[@squeakatu1981]

Hey guys thank you for that scary look into the dating world. I'm a recently single 41 year old, out of a 12 year relationship and although I won't be dating for a very long time (he cheated, long story), the idea of how I'd meet someone scares me. My friends are all in relationships and I now have zero self confidence so going to a bar or pub is a no no for me, after watching this apps give me the ick badly.

[@yaniquewest455]

Babe I’m 26 out of a 10 year relationships (he cheated, long story 😂) and I have a 4 year old boy. The idea of modern dating is TERRIFYING so I get you. No matter the age ugh

[@squeakatu1981]

@@yaniquewest455 I'm so glad it's not just me who's scared. I'm sorry he hurt you 💜

[@elainethompson6514]

Get your confidence up, date yourself for a bit, and get crystal clear on your boundaries before you even try to entertain one of these men. Dip at the first sign of boundary-testing/line-crossong or these XYs will have you on the ropes! ❤

[@lisabeth2994]

@@elainethompson6514facts! I have been dating myself for 4 years and I think I am the one haha

[@lisabeth2994]

The dating world is worse that this… this is the clean version without abuse. You have to have good self esteem and self worth before you start. When you do start listen to your instincts and be very picky.. I hope you feel better soon ❤ sending healing vibes your way

[@claireoscar5649]

26:57 “I got cute tootsies too😉” than proceed to say “i never had a pedi in my life” I peg your pardon James 😭😂😂😂

[@jazzimilz]

My brother showed us (his sisters) his dating profile & we all agreed that one of his photos needed to be moved to the first one cause it was the best. He’s dating a girl he met on there & she said the pic we chose was his favorite. It was a win for the girlies 💞

[@joeykerchner3932]

James laugh gets me Everytime especially when he does the wheeze🤣

[@Shawnti_RN]

16:37 😂😂😂 Giggles. That sent me! Not what I was expecting him to say at all. Cuz if Chris crossed applesauce, what do you think he’d do to you? 😆 🤣

[@pkzzack6403]

You guys make my day everytime i see a new video notification🥺❤

[@denisemyers9052]

So wait, Fuhad. You hang out with Tobi, you don't miss James when he's not around and noooow....you won't help him snag a bird?!!!! Come on, man!!! LOL

[@thobekambatha7605]

I think it stilll makes me laugh😂 how the reaction video is put in between Fuhad and James video circles so when they hit each other laughing, looks like they have REALLY long arms going all the way across the video🤣🤣🤣

[@lizzylovesyahmuch]

It makes me hopeful for normal men, that James doesn’t think these profiles are real 😂 they are real and get even worse 😂

[@jjb3237]

Olivier is not à weird name, it’s just a French name

[@flacortw]

most things that are from france are weird

[@izzy_hatake]

Pretty weird name

[@TimTheEnchanter0]

Two things can be true

[@leonalexandre1451]

It’s just Oliver in French chill

[@chmchn]

Believe it or not, those two things are not mutually exclusive.

[@fabersoul]

12:50 Fuhad " the jokes aren't landing" 😂

[@Colein2013]

17:06 I almost just choked and died at James reaction 😦🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kikimarriott8707]

Get grandma out the cage is WILD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nilsonia1]

29:13 You can hear Rem laughing, so cute 🥰

[@TheKayleeanna]

At 2:14, Fuhad's face when James said "Naked?" was so funny! 😅

[@huhtravis]

I’m glad it wasn’t just me that miss pronounced the word “shove” in my head 😂

[@sweethomevanilla3021]

I haven't laughed that hard in SUCH a long time. What a good vid making it a good day

[@iGotTheTivo]

Them saying women have too many options meanwhile 😂 the options

[@mazipaz9709]

Exactly 😂😂😂 where are the options

[@iGotTheTivo]

@@mazipaz9709 like excuse me sir can we reroll or is it really just between the man making a penis for his voice message or the guy whose auditioning for Ariel

[@crescentedwards851]

Top tier episode boys!!! you should definitely do more of this, and we need a list of what Fuhad would do for James!

[@scaredyhart268]

"..............DA FUCK IS THIS🤨?!" 😂😂

[@Hahak-k3g]

These profiles/messages escalated to an extremely disturbing level one after another 🤣😳💀

[@kaybritt6711]

I think it’s cool they always talk about the things they do and don’t want to go through with their kids before they have them. My friends and I do the same thing lol, just a group of future uncles/aunties.

[@keila2948]

LMAOAOAO THE FACE FUHAD MADE WHEN JAMES SAID “NAKED?” 2:15 HELPPP

[@Bahle_Gaji]

“Hi” killed me 💀😂

[@ThePeachjam]

You guys are so hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣Loads of love ❣from South Africa.

[@moroccanghizlane7720]

James always surprises me with his scenarios ..... now with the feet? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ahsiabukhari]

The screenshots really saved this episode😭

[@InfectiousDucky]

Fuhad is constantly breaking James' heart 😂

[@handsomemahlambi]

26:24 they did say that too quick😭😭😭😭

[@crescentedwards851]

I would watch a TV show of all the things James would do for the bromance

[@3lancerofficialmaybe871]

It would only be viewed on pornhub unfortunately.

[@SouloXD]

29:00 I love it how quickly a quick foot conversation turns Fuhad into the Sully of foot pics 😭 about "how much you made off our plug"

[@TheMillenialsAgent]

James’ shameless foot plug was the highlight of this whole vid 😂😂

[@KaizokuOoji]

That demi lovato impersonation tho😂😂

[@linnpersson5598]

River: This is how you pronounce my name **plays sound of streaming water**got me so hard man😭🤣

[@LighthouseJaye]

25:29 Yoh the tone switch😭😭 I can't breave😭🤣 16:31 WWWWWWWWWWWW🤣😭. I shouldn't be laughing *this* hard🚶🏾‍♂️

[@servingcant]

James is soo unserious “cute tootsies” una💀

[@sevenblack5227]

OUR DAUGHTER?!?! WOOOOW Funny as he'll, keep 'em coming😹

[@MrSteveCMI]

Lmao it’s so funny how often Fuhad denies James and after the last SNG with Filly and Chunkz I’m convinced they are not real friends 😅

[@JFantauzzi7]

Yo the guy named River nearly made me spit laugh 😂😂😂

[@marjorievanhorm2845]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😉"if anyone's interested" was hilariously cute.

[@brandonaim5383]

Petition for these two to restart challenges 👇

[@tiffanygilmore7008]

You'll had me rolling watching this one. You guys are a riot 😆 🤣

[@Kwa_OwenZ]

My favourite parts : “I’m not doing background vocals” Fuhad is too funny😭😭😭✋🏽 GOBLIN THESE NUTSSS😭😭😭😭fuck man “Wtf did he say😒” “Ooooooooooo. WAAAAaaaa”😭 “Wtf is this😡……😟what was that?????” “Hi hows you?” *”good you?”* “Hi”😭

[@Blullaby]

Hilarious episode !! The regular people are equal parts scary, weird and funny (': ! Kills me that some people put their real face on the internet to say the most audacious things you've ever read / heard ! 😅

[@ambereyes7998]

Not me getting “hey how are you?” boring messages instead of these weird ones so I can laugh 🥹😂

[@lalalal3xis]

"I got cute tootsies too" 🤣🤣🤣

[@k8tdagr8t]

Rem cracking up in the background is SENDING ME 😭😭😭😭

[@YananoBere]

26:42 JAMES, YOU CAN'T SAY STUFF LIKE THIS!!! 😂😂😂😂. You don't know what you're inciting.

[@keishakeyz86]

This is the crap that happens in DM's as well. 😢 as women, we just deal with it!

[@traceymmates]

That over 40s clip is so true, we ain't wasting time 😂

[@treasureloraine]

I had someone match with me, then open with. “Too tall. Looks like you have to squeeze to fit in your pictures”

[@hellafrizzy]

James wants to play footsie with Fuhad. He deffo be biting his lip 😂😂😂

[@donkojinho6567]

This video was hilarious The very last one made me wake up my household and neighbours 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Theguynextdoor813]

I swear James is openly bi-sexual

[@Forumbug74]

Secretly? Lmao

[@kezzykizzy5386]

You wish he was He's acting up for you guys to comment on it. Get a clue

[@Lucawolf72]

32:42 gang violence is WILD I am crying 😂😂😂

[@LovelyMissCocoa]

I died more than James at the 'Chris crossed applesauce' part. It was just so corny and unexpected 😂😂

[@mattread2002]

James’s red poster needs to be closer to the sign like fuhads black one, pisses my ocd off mannn

[@hishighness1842]

"OLEEVEEYE" from James had me dying 😂😂

[@Janinemu-o4]

Hahaha 😂😂😂, 10:21 lmao what a fxxkin giggle that was, I guy who knew exactly what he wanted when making that audio (🎉success🎉) 👏