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[@diannesulman]

Flynn’s speech is outstanding. His communication is beyond his years. He’s so cute.

[@sharimagnetti3257]

I think it's when parents actually talk to their babies/children rather than just baby noises I talked to my second like she was much older and her speech was much better and she picked it up faster than my first as I over babied by first as I was a young mum but I love watching how they raise Flynn

[@aprylcullenmusic]

I was about to comment the same thing omg he's not a lil new baby anymore and I'm so sad

[@_alauda_]

I don't think it's beyond his years at all... he also spilled everywhere when drinking from a cup!! Have you seen Kobe Eats? He's a baby and has so much coordination

[@diannesulman]

@@sharimagnetti3257 that’s true. I’m an early childhood educator

[@sharimagnetti3257]

@@diannesulman its really fascinating when I had my children in preschool here in New Zealand I had to repeatedly ask them to talk in a normal tone voice so the could be heard a d understood clearly my youngest is now 7 she has already been put forward 2 years they wanted to put her forward again but I dont want her put to far forward as I'm worried about the effects it will have on her socially when she reaches high school aged things like not being able to get her license at the same time etc i was only put forward one year and I found it so difficult when I was at high school I was smaller I couldn't get a job when everyone else was couldn't get my driver's license didnt have boobs lol those sort of things are world ending when your a teen

[@kayleightempleton6344]

Flynn wearing an women are incredible shirt is EVERYTHING

[@aIexrobb]

Yassss💪🏼💗😜😘🏳️‍🌈

[@fidget_8874]

Ya

[@cay870]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT COLLEEN’S MOONWALKING SKILLS?!

[@octoberlillyrose]

Right I've been saying this for a while now

[@francesamat9277]

Frrrr, and Flynn's🔥🔥🔥11:21

[@kingofpopmjj]

she outsold michael’s ASKGJGJ

[@jilldinius6522]

Right?!? I was thinking the same thing

[@Ellie_S]

IKR

[@joeherrera3178]

“Get a life” is becoming their new “relax”

[@cheriebrittin7627]

Daisy is worried for you, “what’s wrong human?” That footage of cats and Flynn looking down tube is totally adorable! 💕💕💕

[@mirofeya]

Also, cat drool like that when they are extremely nervous and having a hard time. Even heart problems!

[@ilovebadtzmaruuu]

Flynn wearing the "women are incredible" shirt made my day, he's literally the cutest lil human ever periodT .

[@ilovebadtzmaruuu]

@Sean Beckerer hopefully he’ll be able to in a couple of years

[@AliciaA116]

L lol

[@Abby-su6nc]

@@Ubrennan !?

[@jaydenalivia]

the way she said “just one, no brother or sister for you” 🤭😂

[@Arkid77777]

and the fact that she had a miscarriage and she DID have a brother or sister in her belly for flynn that time, its heart breaking😫😥

[@autumnfrank1749]

Flynn is so cute in his “women are incredible” shirt

[@camillytortilly]

Who else loves that flynn has a shirt that says "women are incredible"

[@lucysmitherman7194]

It is colleens merch

[@eileenreilly4653]

More than u knowwww

[@ilovejesus0402]

Lol

[@chloe._.chloee]

Yep it’s a mini version of colleens merch

[@camillytortilly]

@@chloe._.chloee i know

[@Shayswiftie]

I still have colleen's theme song from May stuck in my head. "Hey I'm colleen and I'm filming my day every day of may so hey I'm glad you came and I hope you'll stay you're watching quarantined with colleen and this is my day" Anyone else??

[@eleanorcunningham8592]

Mee

[@caroline1973]

Omg meee

[@whyareyoureadingthis3474]

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME

[@RobotGirl]

My niece would watch May's vlogs with me, and it was the simplest one for her to sing along to (the emphasis on certain easy words really stuck with her) and so its always been my favorite cause i just hear my niece singing along in my head

[@stardustcrusader8890]

And her June birthday one

[@tanyavariava4666]

My heart breaks for her. She was actually pregnant here😭

[@crystalcurrie2393]

What you mean,?

[@hannagentile4587]

Colleen said we’re eating raw fish to celebrate me not pregnant but she was pregnant

[@sydalyssawatson2839]

@@crystalcurrie2393 She had a miscarriage, the tests ended up turning positive in the trash

[@lizs4639]

Any time she drops hints about how something bad happened to her in her past and it left her feeling unsafe, I just feel so sad for her. I hope one day she and many others can feel more safe.

[@adristeward4166]

I use milk for my hot chocolate, water just doesn’t taste right to me

[@irisjaffe4657]

Then it’s just warm chocolate milk :(

[@alexandralawson9578]

@@irisjaffe4657 it’s better than watery hot chocolate 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@meganchristiansen8409]

Yess im not the only one

[@robertad242]

Hot chocolate is made with milk indeed. No water 😱 Edit: I mean, you can use water of course 😂 not here to say no. But you’ll lose that creamy rich component

[@alexandralawson9578]

@@robertad242 💯

[@mollysperr1356]

Kory was probably laughing at the scream he let out in what would be yesterday’s vlog 😂😂

[@ellawachtel66]

No I don’t think so because this is yesterday’s vlog right?

[@mollysperr1356]

@@ellawachtel66 well when she filmed it it would be yesterday’s is what I mean

[@evatang4429]

I LOVE how cute flynnn is especially when he says “danceee partiii”

[@emmablack565]

Erik shouting “Flynn!!” Was so cute

[@muffycat525]

Eric: that’s not a jacket! That’s another sweater! Colleen: I wAnTeD a HoOd! GeT a LiFe!

[@roselee4858]

Lol

[@CaitlynAlice]

Erik coming in out of the rain and eating out of defeat is my entire vibe.

[@sophieghaffari9006]

Omg when Flynn said “what’s he looking at?” It sounded like he was talking like a normal person and not toddler babble! He’s growing up so fast! 😭😭😭

[@izzydeffinger5200]

Can we get a “brushing 10lbs of hair out of daisy” segment again

[@aarguellez1803]

Yee that video lives in my head rent free

[@codyash3802]

“Eric got me a fire pit for Christmas that I still haven’t used because it’s been too cold.” Ya know what fixes the cold? *........a fire pit*

[@amyfrazier6763]

I’m sure she meant to say hot lmao

[@Benni777]

Yep come to Michigan it snowed over here 😂😂

[@kenlie9213]

Ikr it didn’t make sense but that’s why I love her 😍

[@alwayshelen2055]

Sometimes it’s just too cold for anything, you know

[@imjuliewaters]

@@alwayshelen2055 That's what I was thinking, that it was too cold to be outside even with a fire going.

[@mauramiamor]

Ok Flynn and the cats looking down the tube was something I didn’t know I needed.

[@Charlierose214]

Colleen: “no brother or sister for you” Me: Terri said two boys hunnie lol

[@emmablack565]

Flynn wearing the “woman are incredible” top makes my day

[@yuckybunny4736]

is anyone gonna talk about colleen’s moon walking? she really went off😌

[@camifussy6636]

Omg yes! I was looking for this comment!

[@avamoore4395]

YESS she ate it up and left no crumbs

[@victoriajension8302]

Ok but...Flynn's moon walk!?? Even better lol

[@JazminE2918]

Yess!

[@callietoh1226]

Ugh everyone has been complaining how much she takes pregnancy tests to the point where she has to put a trigger warning when she wants to talk about it?? Like cmon let her live

[@a5947]

Anyone else love how Flynn is wearing a shirt that says women are incredible?

[@laurenhiggins9762]

Other KZbinr’s title: pregnant?! Colleen’s title: I’m not pregnant

[@dekadoni03]

Flynn trying to do the moonwalk with his parents is the absolute cutest thing everrrr 🥰🥰

[@morganalex991]

I LOVE the intro. It gets stuck in my head at random parts of the day. Anyone else? ❤️ ❤️

[@laurensmith8710]

It does me

[@ellafriedlander5]

Um not the last part but you do you bu

[@makinsie7095]

It's a new year new me!😉

[@eileenreilly4653]

Omg sameee

[@katpinksherry5151]

Nope, I skip it.

[@sophiahayas8902]

Flynn spills the hot chocolate and tryin to clean up Colleen: Oopsies, it’s ok we can clean it up Me spills water and tryin to clean up as fast as I can My mom: WhY diD yOU DO tHaT, YOu aRE sO CluMsY, OH MY GOSH NOw I HaVE tO cleAN Up AhHhHhHhHHhhhHhh

[@deddyrazar8478]

colleen I still watch your vlog bc it's part of my daily routine and you always cheer me up!

[@kayli3755]

Flynn saying "got it" from the tube footage was my favorite part. He is so adorable! Edit: I use milk for my hot chocolate, but my younger brother likes water.

[@shannon2519]

11:22 Whatttttt. Colleen is SO good at moon walking! 😂

[@hannahwalker9150]

I love how Colleen plays with cars like there dolls

[@sillydeven]

Thank you for being such a great comfort creator! When I’m feeling sad or overwhelmed, you always cheer me up! I love you!!!

[@meredithbisioski471]

"I'm gonna go light things on fire..." That's such a dad phrase

[@JulianneMalene]

The catcall kinda sounds like a newborn kitten when they want their mother. Maybe her mother instincts are kicking in and she’s checking if you’re okay.

[@soulcurls4146]

...Or maybe her ears hurt from the high pitch.

[@0KellieCollins0]

Awe🥰🥰

[@JulianneMalene]

@@soulcurls4146 might be 😁

[@malloryfallon6394]

awww that’s prolly why 🥰🥰

[@littlesteph777]

Every day I am amazed at what an actual little person Flynn is becoming. His speech especially blows my mind, its like he can say 10 more words with each day that passes and I adore it!!!!

[@avap69]

Gus: sticks head in the tube and can’t get it Daisy: sticks head in the tube and can’t get it Flynn: sticks hand in tube “I got it”

[@zach-ib6my]

Colleen: how are you not bored of me? Us: we are obsessed with your vlogs

[@lunarqi]

i think hot chocolate with milk tastes a lot better but that’s just my preference lol

[@hannahmoore8108]

Same!

[@alondraponce0]

Agreed. I also think oatmeal taste better with milk

[@hannahmoore8108]

@@alondraponce0 yessss

[@leishagreenleaf833]

Totally agree

[@aryetydn5189]

Genshiiin

[@ivywilson5096]

“I want a hood get a life” -Colleen B.

[@Lulybell45]

I hope Flynn likes Michael Jackson’s music because his moonwalker is great.

[@mesmerizingx3551]

For my hot chocolate, I pour in hot water then add a little bit of milk so its creamy, and the milk helps it cool down :)

[@Erika_Jasminne]

Can’t believe that its almost been a year since you started vloging 🤯

[@hi-md4cd]

I nooo🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@livilovesgoats2658]

IKR it feels like one month

[@Mellovesdeep25]

Love the dance party montages!

[@evelyn.milata]

FLYNNS SHIRT IS EVERYTHING you women are incredible and no sleep club are my favorite things from your merch lines or whatever there called but i love them all

[@gracebach5251]

Who else has memorised colleens entire intro it’s soooo catchy it’s always stuck in my head

[@katpinksherry5151]

She does it often enough to know the words by now.

[@ariannahemann3095]

Meeeee

[@kennedyjohnson401]

ME

[@michaelapowers5954]

I sing it with her almost everytime and I now I just try to practice matching her voice😂

[@cke22]

I know right- like I always say this part 0:11 😂

[@tiffanyann9763]

You need to have a do over... it’s quarantine .... you guys deserve it ❤️❤️❤️

[@irvanisse]

Omg that footage of flynn in the cats looking thru the tube was the cutest thing ive ever seen😍😍😂😂i laughed so hard

[@kierraadele]

Omg I love your cats.. they are so cute!! Such great personalities!!

[@lilaose9881]

The fact that Flynn was pushing was trying to push Erik into the fire is hilarious

[@jazminvee4401]

Colleen: Are you a excavator? Flynn: A fort cliff I love how he corrects Colleen🤣🥰

[@malloryfallon6394]

I feel like at some point Flynn’s gonna babble something like “brother?” or “sister?” and Colleen is gonna freak out and talk about it in her office at the end of the vlog 😂😂

[@treebles]

omg, flynn + the pups looking down the tube was too cute! 🥰

[@kaydiedemster9447]

Daisy going up to Colleen’s mouth: I have found the source of the noise..now how do I make it stop?

[@AnneMarte1989]

This cracked me up😂 Thank you!😂👏

[@zoeymarkus]

When ever I hear “it’s an new year new me” my face lights up💕😌

[@laurensmith8710]

Same

[@zozoeliza]

colleens makeup look so gorgeous today honestly i can’t believe how good it looks when she does it in like 3 minutes 😭😭

[@Muddylittlegoblin]

I can not handle the “vagina scream” so I did the fast forward 10 seconds thing. COLLEEN I HAD TO DO IT 5 TIMES. Relax! Lol

[@anika_n]

Here to check if she’s pregnant cuz yesterday’s vlog wasn’t enough

[@anitakhcreate]

I think the cats think that you’re a little kitten when you’re doing sounds like this, it sounds like a kitten’s meow asking for food, so that’s why Daisy is so concerned - the mom in her👀 I’m not an expert, it just reminds me of that lol😂

[@Sarebearbear]

The cats & Flynn with the tube is everything I didn’t know I needed 🥲🥺🥰😂

[@sammywhite2476]

4 years ago today I saw you in concert in Pensacola and it was a great show! Thank you for the laughs and memories. My sister, mom and I had a blast. :)

[@eleanorcunningham8592]

Omg the struggle of wearing mascara and having to sneeze right after is THE WORST! Love you Colleen! Edit: I use water to make hot chocolate

[@penguinlover9423]

Same

[@psychlover42]

same

[@amandaaivettee]

Colleen: did you make hot chocolate with water or milk Me: Milk obviously what am I a Psychopath?? Chocolate water??😂

[@keriezy]

Unless you use cocoa powder (from scratch) you can use water; cocoa mix (the packet) can be either.

[@EvelynRobinson22]

A lot of premixes say on the packaging to use hot water, but I’ve always ignored them and used milk lol

[@laurenataylors]

“I wanted a hood!, get a life” 😂😂 she is my spirit animal cause I literally act the same away.😂

[@Vendelaz]

I've had a really rough week and your dance party was one of the few times I've smiled this week, which resulted in some tears in return, ironically. I'm grateful for you sharing your videos, they help

[@erinv1543]

Love you colleen! And Flynn is so cute! When colleen sneezes- not dramatic at all

[@allisonroberts9650]

she said “i make hot chocolate with water" with her WHOLE CHEST. ms. girl, you gotta use milk!

[@manonalaw7777]

Milk tastes better

[@iiLadybuq]

water

[@penguinlover9423]

Nooo water tastes sm better

[@ellafriedlander5]

WATER WATER

[@vickytaylor9155]

Coconut milk.

[@amarakauffman8650]

love his shirt!

[@tashinashaw599]

I love Flynn's shirt so much!!!

[@annab394]

I'm like that about bras as well Colleen. I always wear one other than showering pretty much.

[@brynnrenee123]

Another way we can know if Colleen is pregnant... she goes more than a month without taking a pregnancy test or blatantly saying she isn’t pregnant 😂

[@sydalyssawatson2839]

4:55 it sounded like Flynn said my name and my heart just melted, oh my gosh! He's the cutest 😊

[@ivan23southeast]

these jingles are just soo catchy!!

[@HelloThereImKeira]

Anyone remember: Hey I’m Colleen and I’m filming my day, every day of May, so hey I’m glad you came and I hope you’ll stay, you’re watching quarantine with Colleen and this is my day!! Can u believe that was 8 months ago!!!

[@morganalex991]

Keira Cummins nothing will beat Vlarch

[@jjohnsina7844]

I love her vids cause it's so interesting ab others life!

[@_daisymae_3956]

I love how Flynn is wearing the women are incredible shirt💕

[@RD0204]

In the UK we mostly have "Instant" hot chocolate powder (same with coffee, y'all were late to the party with instant coffee when whipped coffee was a thing) so you just have to add water. I personally make a paste with a bit of milk and then add water as the little bit of milk makes it creamer. If you are going to use straight up hot milk most of us use cocoa powder instead.

[@kayleencorona]

Colleen: are you a excavator???? Flynn: no girl get your facts right, it’s a fork lift 🙄🙄🙄

[@kateamisulashvili5381]

Time stamp? 😂❤️

[@abigailmuir7878]

I make hot chocolate with water, that’s all I’ve known lol

[@ehorses2729]

Abigail Muir finally someone else!! My mum says making it with milk is too expensive and too much effort I’m only allowed it with water.

[@jeanlong96]

Been watching you for years and of all the KZbinrs I always come back to you and your sister, every single day your vlogs make me laugh because you keep it real and show us you are human af. Looove you and your brilliant family. 🥰

[@SarahAbundance]

Omggggggg that cat tube footage?!?! HILARIOUS!!! I have tears bc I’m laughing so hard 😂🤣

[@ama.mensss]

When you and Flynn were baking, it was seriously so cute

[@Paigeee11]

“I want a hood get a life” -Colleen 2021

[@imabillieeilishfan7587]

lol that was funny 😆

[@Paigeee11]

@@imabillieeilishfan7587 ya

[@christinavazquez6161]

Daisy is so adorable.....she's worried about you Colleen, she is checking on you. I love Gus, he doesn't give a sh*t lol.

[@jessicajames9332]

Hahahahah I love the dance party scenes. An also when Eric said shocking after u said u were gunna make cookies 😂

[@aa.kinsella]

This is going through my head when they have a dance party. - awww flynns so cute - wow colleen work it gurl - wow colleen can really do a moon walk

[@imcharlizee2854]

IM LITERALLY GONNA CRY WHEN ERIC WIPED FLYNNS MOUTH I WISH MY DAD WAS LIKE THIS

[@abbeychampion1320]

That's deep

[@Swillies0813]

I don’t even know where to begin with this

[@gabivandenberg7056]

OMG FLYNN’S WOMEN ARE INCREDIBLE SHIRT HAS ME SCREECHING IN LOVE!!!

[@rowenflorek779]

I use water with hot chocolate and then at a splash of milk once I stirred the powder in!!! It’s so good!

[@lilygrace1438]

You are my favorite person ever. You are the sweetest kindest most amazing human ever. I love how open you are I’m so excited for the Valentine’s Day show. I will never get board of you. You have benefited my life in so many ways and have had such a positive impact on me. I love you so much.

[@ellafriedlander5]

You speak facts man

[@707Bubby]

I feel like Colleen sort of hopes she accidentally gets pregnant, I don't think she necessarily WANTS to get pregnant in the way where she is planning on getting pregnant or is actively TRYING to make it happen, but I think it is in a way like going sky diving. People will WANT to do it but they can be in that mindset where they don't want to have to CHOOSE it, to choose to step out of the plane, they just want to almost be pushed out and just in it and forced to deal when its already in motion and happening and just cope with it as it comes but it's a scary thing to willingly throw yourself into it when you have that fear. I think that might be how she sees pregnancy, something she wants, but is so scared of and traumatized by so she is scared to choose it so she is maybe subconsciously hoping it just happens without it having to be a conscious choice she has to make.

[@georgiahutchins408]

@@georgia673 another Georgia! I also agree

[@shannonhope7934]

The best and most accurate description of Colleen's feelings towards pregnancy 😂 sad but true

[@livs7953]

I make hot chocolate like I make my coffee: mostly boiling water then a splash of milk.

[@ehorses2729]

Liv S yessss, someone else 😃😃

[@slayyyy28]

Same

[@katiebrown7770]

We make these at holidays too! But we call them O' Henry's. I actually have some in my kitchen now cause we were all craving them 😋😆

[@mackenzieanslum2066]

erik and flynn trying to moon walk is the cutest thing ever !

[@cloud1037]

istg eveytime she needs to sneeze its so dramatic and its great every time XDD. Love u Colleen :)

[@miranda.Bradyyy]

Flynn and the cats footage made my day!😭❤️

[@rawilson7768]

I love your sound effect when you blink your eyes.