Our Lord and Saviour Tetsuya Nomura

[@KishibeRohan]

Dear Diary: today i saw Nomura Default Dancing. Today was a good day. Also darkness.

[@Ibo-b6i]

Nigga you here too XD

[@bretginn1419]

Sometimes, you just gotta Bravely Default.

[@nerd0Chija]

Also X Blade

[@mr.l3992]

Use Heaven's Door to fix this.

[@frostycane5134]

Kishibe Rohan all worlds begin on DArKnESs

[@user-hc9nc8gh3q]

They call it bad writing I call it natural selection

[@wood1066]

KH fans: So Nomura how do you plan on developing Kairi's character? Nomura: No

[@TheOne-dn9mr]

Nomura: Disney Fans: Ah, I see

[@TeryJones]

*Me:* Hey Nomura why were all the Foretellers in that Back Cover movie such fucking idiots who didn't catch on that the Master was pitting them against each other on purpose? *Nomura:* Disney. *Me:* Why is it that despite gathering "the Chosen Warriors of Light" it still ends up being Sora that basically does most of the fucking work in that final battle? *Nomura:* Disney. *Me:* Why did you recycle the same exact villain for the entire series? So much so you had to invent "Nobodies" then later on retcon that everything up to Dream Drop Distance was a waste of time and only KH3's ending matters? *Nomura:* Disney. *Me:* So if Xion's death was truly one of the most defying important moments of Kingdom Hearts' story, why did you ruin it by bringing her back? *Nomura:* Disney. *Me:* Two Riku Replicas? Really? *Nomura:* Disney. *Me:* Say, Nomura, I recall being the Birth By Sleep bonus movie "Blank Points" being the point where Aqua first learns about Sora and his attempts to save everyone, learning this from Ansem the Wise after his dive into darkness during KH2's endgame. After spending so much time in the realm of darkness between BBS and KH2, Aqua finally gets hope hearing about Sora from Ansem. It was a pretty touching moment.........so why did you fucking ruin it by making A Fragmentary Passage? *Nomura:* Disney. *Me:* How come it have to be Ansem the Wise (a supporting character that is barely in the game a lot) that ultimately stops Xemnas in KH2 and not Sora (THE MAIN CHARACTER)? *Nomura:* Disney. *Me:* Here's a thought, instead of the Black Box being one big long winded tease for KH4, how about have it be a key plot point that factors into KH3's endgame? *Nomura:* Disney. *Me:* What the fuck did you do to Vivi from FF9 you son of a bitch? One of the best characters from that game reduced to Seifer's buttmonkeys. The fuck?! *Nomura:* Disney. *Me:* Nomura, brah, what in actual hell were you thinking throwing in The World Ends With You characters into Dream Drop Distance? Did they even matter to the plot? What was the point? *Nomura:* Disney. *Me:* Why on God's green earth did you make Dream Drop Distance's knock off of Pokemon Amie a mandatory feature for level and stat progression? *Nomura:* Disney. *Me:* What the fuck were you thinking with that Drop mechanic in Dream Drop Distance? *Nomura:* Disney. *Me:* Dude, Disney Villains in Xehanort's New Organization XIII. This franchise is suppose to be "fan fiction as fuck" but you never thought to have Maleficent, Pete, Hades, Davy Jones, Randell, Gothel, Hans or even Anti Aqua join Xehanort's ranks! The hell's wrong with you?! *Nomura:* Disney. *Me:* Oh that reminds me, why is Mickey the only Disney character to have a Keyblade? Why not show Yen Sid's Keyblade? Or maybe you could have given a Keyblade to, I dunno.....Rapunzel? Woody? Buzz? Elsa? Sully? Baymax? Jack Sparrow? HERCULES?! Or maybe if none of them maybe the previous Princesses of Heart huh? What about Aladdin? Ariel? Jack Skellington? Peter Pan? Beast? Tron? Mulan? Simba? Experiment 626? DONALD AND GOOFY?! *Nomura:* Disney. *Me:* Why was Advent Children a fucking train wreck of a movie that went so far as to ruin Cloud's character? *Nomura:* Disney. *Me:* Why did Square kick your incompetent ass off of FF VERSUS XIII project after a decade or so of development hell? *Nomura:* Disney. *Me:* Do you really think for one second this "Verum Rex" bullshit is gonna make up for how badly you dropped the ball on VERSUS XIII? *Nomura:* Disney. *Me:* Why are you basically the gender swap version of Rebecca Sugar? Artist first and writer a distant second? *Nomura:* Disney. *Me:* What even is your favorite Disney movie? Do you even have a favorite Disney movie? *Nomura:* Disney. *Me:* How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? *Nomura:* Disney. *Me:* What killed the dinosaurs? *Nomura:* Disney. *Me:* Why did the chicken cross the road? *Nomura:* Disney. *Me:* Omelette du fromage? *Nomura:* Disney. *Sora:* Say if I wasn't gonna have any actual relationship with Kairi, why not just have me be in a gay relationship with Riku? Y'know, the character you had me develop far better chemistry with anyway? *Nomura:* Disney.

[@cryw1092]

@@TeryJones I feel like you have a very serious problem here...

[@TeryJones]

@@cryw1092 Yeah, how far too easy it is for me to smell that popular bullshit excuse, it is just so foul the nose plugs do nothing...

[@cryw1092]

@@TeryJones What I mean is that you're kinda acting really pissy. It's offputting.

[@MrSishirpeyyeti]

I was about to write the paragraph out in the comments section, but then I remembered that Just a Pancake's possess incredible powers beyond my comprehension. Thank you for doing the Lords work sir.

[@revolverocelot1380]

Well I just posted it .So lets hope Just a Pancake comes to me as a cute girl and I get a date and not a malevolent entity hellbent on my destruction.

[@Durahan13]

@@revolverocelot1380 Why not both?

[@revolverocelot1380]

@@Durahan13 I hope Just a Pancake is actually a yorha android.

[@revolverocelot1380]

2 months. Just a Pancake did not come to me at all. Perhaps this is my true punishment. Crushing loneliness and rejection.

[@Grifinne]

Tetsuya Nomura ist now available as a skin in your favorite game, Fortnite

[@faceless2386]

"Let me keep you safe" Kairi - 2019

[@MewMewSun]

But like.. Didn't he die?

[@fateji6771]

@@MewMewSun Exactly

[@exyra_curxe]

Famous last quote

[@mayisaythatsasmashingblous5876]

"*Laughter*" Live studio audience - 2019

[@SuperFusionAJ93]

"You listen to me, Deadweight Nero - 2019

[@elisalo4742]

Carri is not useless, papa nomura said she will be the ultimate darkness boss in KH8

[@chaonpod]

Okay I believe you

[@askin_guy4652]

A boss as useless as maleficent. Oh my, I cant wait

[@schiaccius1clay]

carry is the water darkside you fight at the start of kh3

[@MisteRRYouTuby]

Kingdom Hearts 3 does not exist.

[@Sora418]

I hope my grandson see that

[@karma-max7202]

If I post the paragraph from the video he will find me....... Doubtful but "I believe you"

[@ascendedcat260]

"Now listen here you dummy dum dums! I know some of you will say something like: "Just a Pancake, the number 1 channel for Kingdom Hearts discussions, you are wrong! Carry is not useless because she saved Sora after he saved everyone else with the power of waking!" While that is true, she didn't do it through her training and development? She did it because she is a princess of heart. That means that you could swap KH3 Kairi and KH1 Kairi and nothing would have changed. "Why am I ranting like this?" you ask? Well why are you reading this? Don't you have anything better to do than pausing the video at the exact second and reading a paragraph? By the way, if you post this paragraph in the commenr section I will find you... Anyway, thanks for watching!" Now come at me, you pancake

[@littlebloodymooneporo]

@@ascendedcat260 okay i seriously believe you

[@Vexominous]

Trying to find the exact time to pause was hard, for some reason youtube automatically skips to the end of the video if you try to see it frame by frame when there's only 1 second remaining.

[@-__-yuh]

Vitor Lehmkuhl somehow I got it literally you’re right its in the frame of the 26th second

[@dmas7749]

@@ascendedcat260: yeah thanks i don't have the timing for that

[@krozaurion2210]

"Well why are you reading this" Because I only make mistakes in my life.

[@aryasecretabsolu665]

Because I thought... no nevermind, I'm just stupid.

[@TheOne-dn9mr]

"That's rough, buddy,"

[@TalesOfGod]

You like Tales Of Symphonia so that automatically makes you a winner in my opinion.

[@ManusiaKagakRusuh]

Nomura on his Twitt: Kairi will be useful in KH3, it's time for her to shine ... also Nomura: *make her useless anyway*

[@greco-romano9852]

Did you not see the way the moonlight lit her ice fragments up?! *I'd say she got her time to shine!*

[@pleasemyytcommentsaredumb.8189]

Yeah. It is due to Disney's big involvement because they want munny. In other words he had no full control about the story. Kairi became useless again because of Disney. I hate them.

[@Egurius3]

@@greco-romano9852 Please get out.

[@otomeleifu]

Ezra nah Nomura is not good at writing females. He said it himself. Consider that Kairi has had a track record of having very little involvement in the series from the beginning. Which sucks bc why tf would they do that. She has potential to be great but Nomura is bad af at that sometimes

[@ManusiaKagakRusuh]

@@greco-romano9852 Darnit I read it with Dark(Repu)Riku's voice ...

[@miraculoustherainwing8397]

Carry is useful because without her carry’s grandma wouldn’t be carry’s grandma

[@TheKpa11]

Your profile pic fits with this comment. Did you plan that?

[@miraculoustherainwing8397]

My profile picture fits with everything I say

[@flamekeeperanimations7194]

*Stops Video at the exact second Paragraph appears and Reads it.* Me: ....If I post in Comments he will find me.... *Okay, I Believe You*

[@LeonardoRodrigues-uj1sm]

Now listen here you dummy dums dums! I know some of you will say something like: "Just a Pancake, the number 1 channel for Kingdom Hearts discussions, you are wrong! Carry is not useless because she saved Sora after he saved everyone else with the power of waking!" While that is true, she didn't do it through her training and development, she did it because she is a princess of heart. That means that you could swap KH3 Kairi with KH1 Kairi and nothing would have changed. "Why am I ranting like this?" You ask? Well why are you reading this? Don't you have anything better to do than pausing the video at the exact second and reading a paragraph? By the way, if you post this paragraph in the comment ssection I will find you...Anyway, thanks for watching!

[@fitundumbgodofthunder5111]

He will find you

[@DigitalGator]

*Liam Neeson wants to know your location*

[@kory1687]

Just a pancake the number 1 channel for Kingdom Hearts discussions Wants to know your location.

[@renatoamud2299]

i'll get him cloud "pancake" strife said.

[@yourtypicalbot1926]

Leonardo Rodrigues oK i bEliEvE yOu

[@Rouseiryuu]

She grew tremendously strong! In KHII she could only push two shadow heartless out of the way with her keyblade. Now in KHIII she was able to destroy the total of ONE SHADOW HEARTLESS!

[@GeorgiaAndrea]

Look at her end combo twirl though. I was rooting for her to not fuck up...and she did.

[@sjengplantaz583]

@@GeorgiaAndrea hahahaha you made me choke on my pancake

[@soul6733]

@@GeorgiaAndrea She stalled against Xion for a bit.

[@adamlong6711]

SHE’S LEARNING!

[@Masonicon]

Too bad, Xehanort murders her so when Sora commits suicide for bring her back to life, Sora got fucked This killed kh3 for me

[@ElToland]

I have the best counter argument: *X-Blade!!!*

[@MrHaveGoing]

Good point!

[@sleitedrert8747]

Dude, chill.

[@j.v.8429]

But what about some good old D A R K N E S S?

[@ninjamonkeytttt]

OK I BELIEVE YOU

[@infinitypirates9173]

why Darkness

[@KevinEontrainer381]

Just like what's written in the book of Nomura Chapter 13 verse number 7 it says: "Okay I believe you."

[@chocobo4646]

What a beautiful review of Carry's amazing character arc in KH3! We need more insightful and wise reviewers like you! Thank you Just A. Pankace!

[@nekyam5469]

Pankace

[@emmetth3726]

If Kairi wasn’t useless would it truly be a Kingdom Hearts game?

[@cranberryman99]

Carry didn’t carry herself too much in kingdom hearts 3 I’ll exit through the back door

[@nicolassarazin2311]

Hahahahahahaha that's original.

[@Lion09887]

Papa nomora I pray to him everyday to try and get anti aqua

[@SuperNova0079]

I actually got Anti-Aqua and she is so absurdly broken.

[@Lion09887]

@@SuperNova0079 my poor wallet

[@DeitySora]

I've failed countless times and I'm sad now

[@krimsonkatt]

Wait? Kingdom Hearts 3 has a gatcha tcg minigame as dlc? What the heck?

[@krimsonkatt]

I though KH was beyond the gatcha hell.

[@onadaTotihotiH]

This is so sad, Alexa, play Simple and Clean

[@Missingnoleader]

Alexa, play Don't Think Twice.

[@Soul_Free]

Simple and Despacito is the way that you're making me feel tonight, favorito favorito baby

[@JosephKun27]

In Donald voice pls.

[@davidt6814]

Missingnoleader baby don’t think twiceeeeeee

[@sanctusversatile3221]

Simple and Despasito.

[@Neatrior]

It was Nomura’s master plan all along.

[@MojoChino]

It took me literally 358/2 seconds to pause this and read the paragraph. That was too much trouble to go through. And so I will make it my life's mission to make sure that no one will go through the same encumbering darkness that I, Mojonort, had to endure... By revealing the hidden message of this video!!!! Kingdom Hearts! Fill them with knowledge!! The paragraph in this video says --

[@yellinghayfire4935]

*Kairi is killed* "I have done it!" - Master Nomura speaking through Xehanort

[@TrueMose]

Our God is an awesome god He reigns from heaven above With wisdom, power, and love Our God is an awesome god *_Nomura starts to default dance_*

[@tatemurphy3943]

0:17 Sora: Save yourself, Karrie. Karrie: Help me, Sora. Sora: Gosh darn it, Karrie.

[@bakerdoze]

Kairi’s like a walking Phoenix Down from Final Fantasy. She doesn’t really defend anyone from harm, but can revive a character *after* they’re knocked out in battle.

[@naomif3293]

Just a pancake, the number 1 channel for kingdom hearts discussions, I literally had nothing better to do then slow video down and pause it a the exact milisecond

[@Zayindjejfj]

Everyone: Nomura is finally gonna give Kairi a spotlight to prove herself! Nomura: No, I don't think I will.

[@ZeroTheScyther]

"Pausing the video at the exact second" - My dude... that's not a second. That's literally one frame.

[@johnnycosta297]

JustaPancake: 0:26 "By the way, if you post this paragraph in the comment section I will find you..." Me: “that doesn’t fit your character at all BUT BELIEVE YOU”

[@alimichalkan8046]

“Let me keep you safe” Carri gets herself and Sora killed.

[@mikroseokie1796]

The paragraph tho😂 I love Kairi but she will never get that development she actually deserves

[@cheskafrancisco9165]

Nelusa K. Hi!! ARMY!!!

[@mikroseokie1796]

Hey :)

[@Raph___A]

I looked up "useless" and an image of Kairi popped up.

[@Asakedia]

I thought Aqua would come first place

[@BLU.BL4CK]

So did I, 'cept I got an image of a "useless goddess!".

[@The_GhostWind]

I try that (for reals) to see if I could see either sakura or Kairi, but instead there were a few images of Aqua (konosuba, not KH) on google images. Also there was one image of Yamcha and magikarp, and I have to say that the results are pretty accurate

[@randomdood1216]

Deafult dancing nomura must be stopped because he will gain new crazy plot ideas

[@awesometris999]

The wait for KH3 dlc is already hurting the pancake

[@mhm3766]

Dont forget about Tai Yasue Co-director of the kingdom hearts franchise!

[@COAagent]

You could replace Kairi with Squidward Tentacles and nothing would change except maybe Sora's sexual orientation

[@schiaccius1clay]

nah, he would still marry riku

[@mariosonicgamer2209]

@Ryan Actually Kairi had a lot of important roles in the story. She saved Sora and Riku several times over. If you tried to replace her with anyone especially squidward. Everyone would be dead by the first kingdom hearts game. Kairi was up against veteran keyblade wielders and powerful nobodies who overpowered Sora and Riku on multiple occasions. Its perfectly understandable that she lost and was captured.

[@COAagent]

Mario SonicGamer you underestimate Mr. Tentacles.

[@fightingmedialounge519]

Not if you make squiward a princess of heart.

[@mariosonicgamer2209]

@@fightingmedialounge519 squidward would lack any training, courage, intelligence or determination Kairi has.

[@RetroRageasaurus]

Im going to fight you, Just a Pancake, Number 1 KZbinr for Kingdom Hearts discussions

[@ruben27lozano]

Papa Numora: I can confirm that Carri will be a useless character development for Kingdom Hearts 3! Me: Okay I believe you!

[@MisteRRYouTuby]

Carri does not exist.

[@ruben27lozano]

@@MisteRRYouTuby Gosh Darnit Carri!!!

[@fundevil]

I was about to write the paragraph in the comment section. I swear, but then I got frightened by what the immense power of Just a Pancake could do to me

[@MalachiLper]

I was also considering posting it (I have it written up to send to a friend) but I fear the repercussions of my actions and will not.

[@shion980]

On one hand, death, the other, the person gets to meet Just a Pancake... decisions decisions

[@fundevil]

@@shion980 Indeed my good friend... Decisions... To be killed or to be visited, such are the possibilities!

[@JustinY.]

*HE'S TURNING HIS BACK TO THE SUN!*

[@zeromage0243]

Justin Y. Long time no see

[@Byakkoya11037]

AND BATHING IN IT'S LIGHT!!

[@xelarande333]

We are finished ! HE ATTAINED THE RANK OF ULTIMATE LIFEFORM !!!

[@tylerhamilton7032]

hey Justin! how’s it going?

[@josephjoestar3627]

Only 32 likes? Rip

[@BLU.BL4CK]

By our Lord's decree, she shall remain a trifling existence.

[@5544525]

The paragraph in 0:25 on 1 frame of the video is useless like Kairi in KH3 Anyway: "Now listen here you dum dums! I know some of you will say something like:"Just a Pancake , the number 1 channel for Kingdom Hearts discussions , you are wrong! Carry os not useless because she saved Sora after he saved everyone else with the power of waking!" While that is true, she dos it because she is a princess of heart. That means that you could swap KH3 Kairi with KH1 Kairi and nothing would have changed. "Why am I rating like this?" you ask? Well why are you reading this? Don't you have anything better to do than pausing the video at the exact second and reading a paragraph? By the way , If you post this paragraph in the comment section I will find you... Anyway , thanks for watching!" Now come and find me because of this useless paragraph, like sora did with Kairi ! Edit 1: KH3 fanboys: "You know that Kairi is not useless, bla bla bla and crying shit" Me: "Your point?" Edit 2: Kairi is more like USE LESS that useless at all Edit 3: If you are asking yourself why... I don't really know

[@ThunderJimmy]

Damnit fortnite, I should have known you were behind this madness.

[@samdee8185]

Thunder Jimmy 😂😂

[@Tenshi04Akuma]

Kairi : **Has screentime** Nomura : I'm gonna *erase* this woman whole *existence.*

[@SkyLightKey]

Nah he aculy Plans her to have her own game first befor she gets a real fighting chance

[@melissamaga]

"carry is not useless because she saved sora!" bc she's a princess of heart which means that any other princess could've done the same cause they're also connected to sora which takes us back to the starting point: carry still didn't do anything XD

[@Vriel659]

Just a pancake, the number 1 channel for kingdom hearts discussions, you are wrong! Carry is not useless because she saved Sora after he saved everyone else with the power of waking! Vital character.

[@RaverRacer]

And then he died because of her anyway XDDD

[@derekhogan9685]

Uri' Kusanagi too bad she didnt use the same trick on herself

[@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE]

@raver The fact is that she TRIED though.

[@RaverRacer]

@@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE bro do you rest? You're constantly on twitter defending kh3, chill

[@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE]

@raver nothing wrong with defending a game I care about. And yes, I do take rests lol.

[@burgerlad5507]

Awesome God is legit one of my favorite church songs 👌🏻👌🏻

[@syniaxs9192]

Thanks this cured my depression

[@Dirvinator]

I actually love this song. It's an awesome worship song. I dig the pancake remix.

[@PhoenixSora9aOs3]

there is just something with that fortnight dance that lays another layer of insults to it all. And i love it

[@whatsthatsupposedtomean3104]

Imagine you have to play as her to start the game as a level 1 with no skills in Kingdom Hearts 4

[@RavenAveira]

Dear god kill me now

[@ronny_innor]

Well she technically IS level 1, she never gets any kill *glares at Sora's repeated level 1*

[@Sonic_Gamer501]

The church my family goes to actually used to sing that song.

[@TheKpa11]

You know creators, developers, writers, etc really are in the position that could constitute them as Gods. Both are isolated from Society Both create things Both are worshipped and put on pedestals Both can be contradicted and both exist in many numbers Both have cult followings and their creations are made to escape reality Both are questioned for their actions and existence Both are heralded after death, and degrade the more they are presumed living Both are faces that take praise and slack Both are hung on by their every word or action And both are talked about constantly ....oh and both are parodied like Just a Pancake here for example

[@silverflight01]

ReMind is probably the only time where Kairi wasn't entirely useless

[@maskofthedragon]

Not even the Hyperbolic Time Chamber could save her!

[@cathl4953]

Is anybody else here procrastinating on their exams?

[@miraihibino1277]

Kate Noswatudidthere Nope, did that last week. This week I’m contemplating calling in sick to work every morning.

[@jedschrock7636]

🙋‍♂️

[@generalkenobi8131]

Dear Lord Nomura, Can you please write a good character other than mansex over here?

[@Candy-fd7po]

And Raiku

[@zachtemoro2116]

And rucksack

[@maverickdarkrath4780]

Even then he still fucked up mansex in ddd

[@pronounjow]

It took 3000 years to get that paragraph staying on my screen x_x ... Also *OKAYIBELIEVEU*

[@boputime4130]

Lets see how fast the Feds arrive... 0:26

[@NightsIntoDreams777]

I can't tell if Nomura default dancing is a blessing or a curse

[@gatst7680]

Just another 2 weeks then we can have more memes

[@papanomura2574]

What an awesome god

[@whatsthatsupposedtomean3104]

So what if I post the split second paragraph in separate sentences in multiple comments?

[@MrHaveGoing]

Shit! That's genius!

[@DanielYuStar_Pachirisu_Feet]

I read the paragraph, don't worry I won't post it

[@Nitrodino7875]

What paragraph?

[@cassandramyers2214]

@@Nitrodino7875 near the very end of the video, Just a pancake put a paragraph on the screen for like a split second. He does this in a lot of his videos

[@mbrillon765]

It's too fast for me to catch on mobile even at 0.25x speed

[@DanielYuStar_Pachirisu_Feet]

@@mbrillon765 I actually did it with mobile

[@emishimaru-sama6449]

It seems Just a Pancake used the ultimate technique: Complain on Twitter.

[@KainuTrash]

Love everything except now I gotta pause every frame to read whatever that was. Ty pancake

[@reddodeado301]

Just comma or period. That's frame advance.

[@dewey4578]

Next script: Darkness within Darkness within Darkness

[@TheJaredPunch]

ShipTrack X within more Darkness awaits you

[@dewey4578]

@@TheJaredPunch RAIKU!!!

[@BobbyTheGamerOfJUSTICE]

Real talk, I personally believe Nomura has something planned for Kairi in the future games. This game was just the beginning of her “arc” to where she proves she isn’t useless.

[@TheBlueLink3]

I believe so too, and I certainly hope we are right. It would be a good way to turn "bad writing" into good writing.

[@jst4hr]

XehanortNite *DARKNESS* ROYALE

[@Nintendrone42]

I sure do love Kingdom Hearts 3 having multiple abandoned plot threads, like every single Final Fantasy character's existence, Maleficent doing something, and Carry being an actual character and not a plot device.

[@StalkerTheEnglishDragon]

Just a pancake, the number 1 channel for Kingdom Hearts discussions, you are wrong! Carry is not useless because she saved Sora after he saved everyone else with the power of waking!

[@scroogemcfyuck8110]

@@edwardhim2276 r/woooosh

[@iggnifyre6333]

I don't know what made me laugh harder in this game, Kairi doing piss all throughout the entire thing, or Riku Replica flying off into the sunset with the other Riku Replica.

[@elix154]

Wow, I think I saw Carry death more than 20 time before having the good frame to read this paragraph... Thank you, Pancake-senpai

[@BornEvilXIII]

Carry: “let me keep you safe” 2hours later: Sora fucking dies

[@FletcherReedsRandomness]

Screw Sora, Tetsuya Nomura should be in Smash!

[@emishimaru-sama6449]

You're right *hahahahahaha*

[@popmoncatkittyhero]

She knew she was useless in the first game, but she at least tried to be useful in the second... I’m guessing she had Sora’s sleep juice that made her really useless and got nerfed. :/

[@jettthewolf887]

This really didn't age well after Re:Mind lol

[@mastervidxad5883]

Nah. Vanilla KH3 she was useless. DLC just made her less trash. Kairi is still useless nonetheless.

[@pedroxruz6032]

Do people actually think Re:Mind improved Kairi significantly? REALLY!?

[@Jacob_G9]

@@pedroxruz6032 She's Slightly better. Slightly better garbage written character is still garbage.

[@rodrigotorres5119]

SHE’S A PLAYABLE CHARACTER NOW.

[@sugarmel5949]

Comments: kairi is not useless😡😡 Me: lmao she useless

[@wakewind4129]

Kairi is a walking Plot Macguffin with red hair

[@devishaho3775]

He needs help from mashpatato samurai *And so they will be unstopable*

[@YhelloWish]

That's why Eeyore is the best girl in the series.

[@sethhowell3067]

Re:mind dlc, baby!

[@leol8854]

Text at the end. Just for you guys :) Now listen hero dummy dum dums! I know some of you will say something like: " Just a Pancake, the number 1 channel for Kingdom Hearts discussions, you are wrong! Carry is not useless because she saved Sora after he saved everyone else with the power of waking!" While that is true, she didn´t do it through her trainning and development, she did it because she is a princess of heart. That means that you could swap KH3 Kairi with KH1 Kairi and nothing would have changed. "Why am I ranting like this?" you ask? Well why are you reading this? Don´t you have anything better to do than pausing the video at the exact second and reading a paragraph? By the way, if you post this paragraph in the comment section I will find you... Anyway, thanks for watching ! You´re welcome

[@MS-bi1vm]

I used to sing this song in church lmao

[@flightnesssnowbirb8318]

A pretty accurate depiction of what Nomura would do if he had Heaven's Door as a stand

[@TurtleTime26]

*reads paragraph* OK I believe you

[@David-es4pi]

The best bit is how short this video is... you know, cause it only really includes Kairi’s important moments in this game :/

[@roiitzkovich4545]

Hey look Carry's dead. NOBODY CARES! stigidush...

[@shadyhunter975]

Which nobody

[@wTone69]

i watched this over 20 times already and it still amazes me. Now... We wait for just a pancake to tell us about E3

[@NoahRogers19980618]

“Everglow Viewers Also Watch This Channel”.

[@C____G]

Your channel and Kotaku's Tim Roger's FF VII discussion are the only videos that maintain my existence in this universe.

[@MrHaveGoing]

A fan of Tim Roger? I see you are a man of culture as well

[@noahmcbride2803]

Just a pancake, the number 1 channel for kingdom hearts discussions, you are wrong! Carry is not useless because she saved sora after he saved everyone else with the power of waking!

[@wettymeister]

well it's about time fortnite dances came thru this channel

[@BugsyFoga]

"Our God is an Awesome God" Me:"Okay I believe you "

[@Ichirushu]

Kairi:LET ME KEEP YOU SAFE.. Me: Sure, you TOTALLY don't die in like 2 hours. Kairi: sOrA

[@shouldveusedsafesearch8099]

Kairi: Don't worry. I'll protect you this time. Also Kairi: Sora! Riku! Save me!

[@ssbk65]

If Kairi's actually playable in the RE: Mind DLC, it will shock everyone in the good way. Seeing her have an overdue playable debut would be a mark of history in the KH series.