Our New Favorite Clip | Your Mom's House Ep.689

[@MrBeProvocative]

"Blehup" is officially my new favorite YMH soundbite

[@EtopiaCA]

Blehup

[@Clinton221087]

Mee how

[@xxjon11]

2 liter hulk hogan

[@Fedshmoka]

TWO LEETA CUP O' COLA

[@colt4505]

BWEHP!

[@amberamber7841]

Tim playing the sounds over and over of the drunk guy so he can make Kristin laugh is so pure to me for some reason♥️

[@aMindOnceExpanded]

He's saying "but anyhow" I believe. right? Beahhnnyhoooww?

[@theorigamirhino]

Tom and Christina (tri sucks) are effing adorable lol

[@tribeard5424]

Hmmmm Kristin? Hmmmmmm.

[@LangstonDev]

I'm convinced he was trying to make her fart or burp

[@donaldlove4547]

@@tribeard5424 these are their names. Just ask Bruce Krishna

[@KRAFTPUNK]

I was listening to this in a packed sauna at my gym yesterday and could not stop audibly laughing when Tom started repeatedly pressing the “be happeh” and “blehup” sound bites.

[@brandtdowney6819]

I miss nadov's laugh

[@edwardbooth8937]

Asking for blowy central was a missed opportunity to ask for the scrum to be eaten

[@delataylor]

Oh sh*t! You're right! Stupid Tom.

[@delataylor]

Haha!

[@Oneirovore]

I think it illustrated how he was taking it as a real wager.

[@austinsmith9899]

I really thought that's what he was going to say too lmao

[@KZ_MMA_]

Scrum city

[@colt4505]

That Drunk Cool Guys section needs to be its own video. I haven't laughed so hard in a while. "BWEHP!"

[@awholewhitebabybruh]

Same I’ve rewatched it at least 5 times. I needed that laugh..fuck lol

[@johnadams9514]

Christina should call Chicago “Shit cock goo” cuz that’s what I call it

[@michaelmorgan9389]

BWEHP.....A lot of holes in his brain

[@Rosskles]

I am convinced he is acting up for a giggle lol

[@Jawsnake]

Definitely worth an "Im home here now" deep dive. I hear it as, "BENHAP". As in, been happening possibly, but I have no clue what the fuck he said before that anyway so I have zero context clues.

[@tylerjacobson8012]

47:35 is the funniest shit ever. That whole part of Tom mixing the drops like that was perfect. I laughed so hard I had tears coming down my eyes.

[@theblackdust]

True

[@triptepper]

one of the key elements of the show is the dude laughing in the background. a live laugh track is pure gold.

[@snapees]

When Tom says he has held in farts before and Crystal goes “When?” And he responds, “Picture a time when I didn’t fart. Then.” 💀

[@bearberenstein5202]

Who's Crystal?

[@jaybabexox]

@@bearberenstein5202 Tim’s cousband.

[@Wnick56]

@@bearberenstein5202 a very handsome woman

[@moogs05]

Snapees is obviously Garth Brooks . Nice Try Garth .

[@puff3400]

@@moogs05 this is such a funny comment

[@Pms000]

Is Native in trouble again? He’s laughing extra loud at Tom’s jokes today 😅😂

[@chriskotte8468]

Pretty sure that was him managing Starbucks. He must’ve gotten a pay decrease.

[@LilNewtGingrich]

How much do they pay him to cackle like that

[@passeddown9979]

Blink jewishly if you're in trouble native

[@joeyjojoshabadoo3148]

When you and your wife are cry laughing on the couch listening together just 5 minutes in. It’s probably going to be a alright day.

[@traceyj2765]

Joey Jo Jo? Das duh worst name I eva heard! Joey Jo Jo?

[@jacklame1584]

Tom says “blowie central” And Christina says fine without even blinking. She’s a real one 🔥👌

[@RobbyInTheLobby]

The perks of an emo gf

[@GJSolo]

I'd like this comment, but there are 69 likes and I'm not a monster

[@Glizzygloss]

@@GJSolo Have at it

[@tophercabba]

toms cuddles and head sratchies must be outta this world lol

[@HaywoodJablomi_420]

I bought my husband a candle that says on it to light it when you want a blowie. I ended up hiding it lol it's too convenient and this candle lasts forever! The thing will never end. They made it like that on purpose I'm pretty sure.

[@bmoulton8844]

Someone tell Nadav that I can’t be productive at work until he drops the episode

[@jakobczarnecki5131]

I’ve been refreshing since like 5:30 and then when I got busy and had nothing to listen to they released it 🥲

[@notsure42]

Yes and if we cant work we become homeless and thats all on him

[@ozzymanuel]

Or laugh like crazy that shits distracting

[@stephanieann87]

Waking up to a new episode is the best way to start my day!

[@likwidmagik]

@@jakobczarnecki5131 I was watching bad friends while waiting.

[@Balonious_Crunk]

Solo episodes are hands down the best. Keep bringing back the soundboard drops!!

[@brazilianbold]

52:56 “I practically would take a dump in the shower if I could” TOM’S FACE 😂

[@martypayne5650]

Anyone else find themselves coming back to this video periodically?😂🔥

[@johanvanderpants9363]

It really speaks volumes that every 2 bears episodes ends with an exchange of "I love you" and this ends with a cilantro fart.

[@identified_Vibe]

My life has been in a real dark place recently but to wake up and start my day with this.. nothing has made me feel better thank you Todd and Christy!

[@zakattack7799]

Todays a new day! Make the best of it. I dont know you, but I believe in you. You got this.

[@clydefr0g]

Hey man, honestly same. But it’s time for us to stop living with a loser mentality. We’re already fat poors; we don’t have much to lose

[@jacobhammock3355]

Honestly bro, he looks like a Todd. He should change his name. Definitely more of a Todd than a Tim.

[@DekkarJr]

good luck bro

[@mnapoletano7723]

Good morning my queen above 18

[@griox5262]

The adoring side eye that Tom gives her at like 5:44 is so telling. He worships her so much and it’s cute.

[@kimr2352]

Played this for my dad and he made the MEHAW and WHLOOP sound perfectly 😂 I’m dyin

[@9176michael]

I was laughing harder than I have in decades at the derp drunk and Tom's drops

[@JoeyTen]

The "blwuep?" drop is when I died

[@adultswimify]

Me too. Damn that was funny af

[@dontimaginedragons]

that guy was definitely on crack too lol

[@9176michael]

@@dontimaginedragons I live and work in the "country" part of the state. Outside of KC and Stl. That's not far off

[@Robespierres_Ghost]

Lets get that back door Rocco/ Christina P scene going already. Don't think we forgot.

[@delataylor]

Hahaha!!!! You are god-damned right.

[@Mike-om4tv]

Needs to put his foot on her head.

[@brodieadams7926]

It's all I think about

[@BadGoyz4Life]

She'll never hear her own farts after that

[@EmilyJeezLouise]

I fell asleep listening to other KZbin videos and this episode automatically started playing I had the craziest dream with this sound in the background and woke up laughing to “2 liter Coca-Cola” waking up laughing is such a weird experience 😂

[@BurnAmazonDown]

Please make "knehaow" and "bluoup" permanent soundbites 😂😂

[@evanprotsman9623]

Christina: “You have to give me cuddles and head scratchies for an entire hour.” Tom: “You won’t hear me fart for the rest of my life” Damn Tom! 😂

[@seize2179]

these new thumbnails feel more like clips

[@Not_Genie]

If they get any shorter it will count as one.

[@cracknigga]

they need to stop with these r worded thumbnails

[@seanp1776]

I was thinking the same thing

[@frecklefart909]

How fragile are you people that the thumbnails hurt your feelings that much? 😂😂 Get over you f**king dingleberry's 😂😂

[@KouteauBro]

These are the Schulz thumbnail

[@MrBmoney157]

As a 5 year long viewer and 7 year long fan… these thumbnails kind of make me want to touch your cameras through the fence. Don’t contort to what everyone else is doing, it’s way to cringe. Much love tho ❤️

[@wildesage4172]

Man, Tom's comedian dna is really showing in this episode. He sprinkled those drunk guy drops in JUUUUST enough throughout the show that they kept us laughing the entire time, but never so much that they got worn-out or became less funny, and he drops them right when you least expect them. Absolutely incredible sense of timing across a 90-minute show. Me-how!

[@codeyscott802]

Shoutout to Nadav and crew for always bringing the positive vibes, even when Tom treats them like pledges

[@anthonyzullo]

Closest analogy to their job title I've seen so far.

[@d4mdcykey]

The gloryhole (just off camera) evens everything out.

[@peoplewhoparty2980]

😊

[@schavez5656]

He's their boss... be less sensitive, ma'am

[@glenncarlson3161]

They just talked about people in wheelchairs. I'm in a wheelchair and I loved it. I mess with walkers in the same way. I love to tell people in public that I'm on a hockey team or that I'm trying out for the Harlem globe trotters! Or any BS story I can think of just to see the look on their face. YMH is by far my favorite show, hot sauce is the best

[@clicheguevara5282]

I’m autistic and I absolutely love jokes about autism.

[@robertlasiter9856]

I love that you call people walkers that's fucking hilarious

[@rodneysmith603]

I'm gonna start calling people in wheelchairs "rollers".

[@8thlvlMage]

"You shoulda seen the bus. One of us is still in the shop."

[@aelfwealld]

@@clicheguevara5282Yea but that’s because you don’t understand the jokes…. Lol :)

[@outdoor_landon]

I speak drunk ozark mountain man. My old man is fluent. That "but any how" is amazing. I didn't even question what he said it's so accurate

[@connorwahlers4150]

I finally deciphered one of the drunk guy phrases. "BEHAOW" He's saying "but anyhow" we're starting to crack the code

[@HorridTemplar]

Such a high and tight episode. I love when there's no guest and Tim and Charlene and the both boys can just shine.

[@KarklinPumpkin]

Screw in another lightbulb, knuckle duster.

[@perc3136]

Same

[@JustinL186]

Agreed

[@chicoandthem4n]

Charlene? Im a casual fan, inside joke?

[@HorridTemplar]

@@chicoandthem4n that's her real name

[@Andre-bu3we]

Dwayne Crawford had me in pain in the grocery store fresh produce section. Holding in the laughter . My new favourite sound clips.

[@Senzuballs]

BWEHP

[@clevermissfox]

Glendale Gary is one of my favourite cool guys. Love to see an update. Bless you baby girl for recording this traffic stop and shenanigans

[@msgephsy]

Cristina calling Toms mom the R word really had me belly laughing haha wtf she's the best, keeps it real

[@Ramboskates85]

Tom: “don’t ever let me do this to my face” As if we didn’t notice the obnoxious chemical peel on his face a few episodes ago 😂😂

[@jeremiahwelton1303]

That was chemical peel… light busted on his head and burned his face

[@girthvader1551]

@@jeremiahwelton1303 pretty sure he's joking bud

[@stunksmahoney4606]

Bad, bad Jean! You don’t help the stupids! Have you learned NOTHING here?!

[@apatternedhorizon]

@@jeremiahwelton1303 If a light had fell and hit him in the head, he would've went to the hospital.

[@Grapezzzz]

He probably fell asleep in a tanning booth like the cool guy he is. If a light really fell on his head and burned his face like that, I'm sure he'd go to the hospital, you chomos.

[@ZombieGameAreMe]

Great ... Now I'm going to be making drunk guy noises all day. This show just adds reasons for people to think I have a restricted plate

[@spartangoat87]

That drunk cool guy section had me crying and laughing so hard! Jesus that was so damn funny!

[@andythomas9564]

They’re absolutely being honest about how they feel about the fat,poor,ugly ,disabled or all of the above 😂 they can just say “we are comedians”

[@Chris-kv4xl]

The drunk guy soundboard is the first time ive ever been on the ground laughing

[@draw-etan]

Y’all should sell a soundboard with all the best sound effects 😂😂😂😂

[@delataylor]

Great idea. Even better, one of those cheap keyboards for toddlers.

[@SunflowerDogs]

@@delataylor Just imagine your kids first words "I...I...I'm Glassin"

[@broncotrolly]

2 liter co cola. Buuuep. Knee how

[@Wogunder66]

There is a link to a page with a lot of the drops on the subreddit. It's pretty outdated though.

[@jmydn2]

*app

[@namesryan50yearsago65]

47:27 his ability to be hilarious without trying is what makes him the best comedian of all time

[@musbox]

Loved how Tom set her up for the "babe...I don't think it's alcohol"..."it's something else"!

[@sharonsimmons6427]

I didn’t pick up on that. I was like, how the hell does he not know?! 😮🤣😂

[@neighborbruce]

Salami Tommy has to be the grossest nickname I have ever heard

[@justinbeard5106]

The drunk Irish guy saying “it’s great Jimmy Jong Wei” 😂

[@TheBlackCrayon77]

As a person who once used Starbucks and Coffee Bean restrooms to shoot smack/heroin...We would come up with every excuse in the book to be left alone. I also have female friends who would do this and say they were changing pad when asked to hurry. Cool facto. The guys who would always catch me shooting up and knock on the door, ended up becoming my sponsor when I got clean and a very close dear friend.

[@mitchg5809]

Y’all gotta remember for someone to take their phone out and film themselves getting kicked out, and talking about bloody tampons in the open, they are probably crazy lol. She was prob in there for like 45 mins doing drugs

[@thestraydog]

I absolutely agree with you, she changed her story a few times too. I guarantee she was off her face on dope and started getting belligerent because of it. Several people probably complained about it, and they had to send someone in to handle this basehead 😅

[@cartoonhanks1708]

Everytime I see a comments section on KZbin shorts with these videos they ALWAYS take the camera person's side (unless it's an older white woman) There was a video of a black guy filming a woman in her like tiny little apartment backyard (it was small and multi-story) and she was sitting in a lawn chair on a tiny little back lawn that was open cause it was like one of those same house looking house/apartment neighborhoods. He just walked into her yard and she just jumped and got scared (obviously) apparently she was looking at him from a distance with some binoculars. Still doesn't justify harassing someone. Obviously the comments section took the guys side. Side note KZbin really likes to recommend race baity shorts like those (at least when they were just starting to roll it out)

[@Slashtheclown17]

She was a real problem, that was over like 3 different occasions that she was filming, and she had to continually loudly announce changing her tampon, ya don't have to be so specific! And then she threw in the race thing when other than her bringing it up it wasn't the issue

[@Ottophil]

@@cartoonhanks1708ive noticed every comment section theres a racist person pretending they aren’t super racist. You’re them today

[@clicheguevara5282]

@@Ottophil Go ahead and point us all to the part of his post that was “racist”. 🙄

[@delataylor]

I am dangerously poor. Tom's success keeps me happy and motivated.

[@cmb6087]

Save your saltines my man. Hang in there, I’m with ya.

[@Godgrusher45]

45:30 is the fucking best display of what Tom and Bert would look like combined 😂😂😂😂

[@DoomSplitta]

I was at the gym and looked insane when Tom kept pumping Behup on the sound board. Certified classic episode.

[@dennispugh7368]

"My husband is dying!!!" i laughed so hard i hate myself 🤣🤣🤣

[@pyramidion5911]

It really was the cherry on top of that bat shit sundae

[@ryanjames9599]

timestamp

[@joshuaaldaco8438]

BWEHP

[@Hungryhipoe]

Nothing like counting psych meds at a rehab while listening to ymh 😂

[@ryanbeaulieu2704]

Hope your good jeans!

[@Hungryhipoe]

@@ryanbeaulieu2704 lol I’m good I work here buddy but thanks!

[@travisbashore]

The two skill sets overlap.

[@Hungryhipoe]

@@travisbashore lol very much so! Lots of cool guys I help at my work 😂

[@woozey2168]

Somehow I’ve never thought “brass tax” in my head it has always been “brass tacks”

[@sillynelson1]

Seeing Christine die laughing at the MEE-HAM guy was adorable

[@TheSuspira]

I knew Christina would lose the burp bet, its like a tic for her to burp.

[@russlemarr398]

You totally nailed it Tom. Right in then middle of the Starbucks. Have it. Totally in need of compassion for a woman that's bleeding.

[@ninjascyther5071]

Charro is rocking the simple Jack haircut

[@rtaylorlang]

Yall see the weatherman accepted Tim's B-ball challenge!?

[@monkeywang9972]

Awwww shit. It’s on!

[@sam-the-man8500]

No way he did lol I can't wait .....y didn't he say anything about it today? Do you have a link please and ty

[@Christopher-md7tf]

@@sam-the-man8500 Because they bank episodes, often weeks in advance

[@Christopher-md7tf]

I hope Tim doesn't break his body again 😆

[@gehrkedesign]

David Wolter gone break Toms other arm

[@yourrealfather9354]

Was always a great time hearing blueban laugh at the opening segment

[@chomper22]

“Main Mommy dying of laughter from drunk guy noises” 43:00 is basically the funniest thing of January and probably 2023 so far. 😂🤣💀

[@ryansimkins5886]

From 43:00 to 46:00 was one of the funniest things I've ever seen! 🤣 Tao leetah cakakola 🤣

[@alexgall3023]

Morning Jeans. I woke up, ate my breakfast, drank my coffee, and then brushed my teeth. Just like a normal person.

[@ripF5C]

normal people definitely don't eat food right when they wake up lol

[@alexgall3023]

@@ripF5C If that's the part of the joke that you're focusing on, you dont get it haha

[@ripF5C]

@@alexgall3023 I didn't see a joke anywhere lmao

[@alexgall3023]

@@ripF5C haha start taking a deep dive into the older episodes

[@kyleworthington2165]

56:05 - most underrated Christina moment of the episode.

[@michiganjfrog366]

For some reason I haven't watched my mommy's in awhile... But I'm so glad I watch this episode, I have not laughed this much in months. Thank you to you two Rs

[@shawngraham120]

It’s so entertaining when they have the argumentative husband and wife debates 😂😂😂

[@SunflowerDogs]

Maybe it's just my childhood but every little debate sends danger signals all over my brain lol But I can't NOT laugh also, so we deal

[@122756ABC]

Over/under on how many months before Tom leaves the marriage is down to 10.5.

[@nolongerblocked6210]

@@122756ABC I'll take the under

[@Fungdarc]

I think it’s neat, too!

[@user-qy3jq9kr1d]

@@SunflowerDogs I thought I was the only one. Everyone else in the comments seems to not give a flying fuck😂

[@zachpeterson7120]

Can't wait to hear their take on tate in 2-3 months

[@zg9445]

Seems like Cool Guy material 😂😂😂

[@gokuss15]

I doubt the charges will stick. Women have come forward before saying they were offered large sums of money to accuse Tate. I bet the allegations are false.

[@isthatyoursomnomnom]

@@gokuss15 You misspelled "hope".

[@gokuss15]

@@isthatyoursomnomnom being a douche isn’t a crime. No innocent man should see prison.

[@isthatyoursomnomnom]

@@gokuss15 Do you even feel it anymore?

[@lachazaroony]

A woman in the British parliament when arguing with Churchill said: "Mr. Churchill, you are drunk." And he responded : "And you madam, are ugly but ill be sober in the morning,"

[@RippyClippy]

You can steal Nadav’s laugh but you’ll never steal his posture!

[@illuminahde]

In that girls defense, who hasn't threatened to hit a baby with a brick??

[@clicheguevara5282]

I prefer cinder blocks.

[@titusrichardson9957]

You know toms competitive because almost an hour in after they started the episode saying let’s see who burps first he visibly holds one in at 50:27 😂

[@CollinReynolds1978]

That was a burp it went into his cheeks, Tina won. No blowie for Tom. LOL

[@mikebickell5973]

Stolen valor for sure.

[@sweetkatienerd]

Yes!! No blowie central.

[@SR-pt5lo]

Tina won, Tim lost

[@james5637]

50:25 Tim lost.

[@katwalker4262]

I will say as someone who uses, the excuse “I was changing my tampon” when being asked to leave a bathroom is 100% used

[@aDvEnTuReSxOFxRaWrY]

i dont think any duo is better live than these two. key and Peeles sketch work and these two gems.

[@addison6665]

I was listening to this at my desk at work and had to stop because I was laughing too loud and drawing attention to myself lol.

[@jonsaunders2179]

I know what you mean

[@bungmusturd5458]

40:23 is comedy gold. I can't wait to revisit this some day and laugh my ass off again.

[@kgw100]

Pretty cool. Tom is hyped for these top tier sound bites he just farmed

[@m0torheads]

I had to pull over I was laughing so hard at the drunk guy noises, thanks mommies!

[@codywoodward2108]

I love that Glenndale Gary has all lady cops around him😂🤣 you know he loves it😂🤣

[@8thlvlMage]

He spread immediately because he *wanted* that pat down. He was probably leaking the whole time, hoping for a cavity search.

[@calebarehart4419]

I am in physical pain from the drunk guy sound bites. Like, I think I broke a rib laughing.

[@scottdreger7137]

When your having a bad week and have stress . This is the best show and podcast to laugh

[@clevelandsteamer6016]

I wanna laugh.

[@derekmoore1387]

Hello my queens above 18

[@killerluuk]

You're*

[@mistercohaagen]

I wanna laugh.

[@RylzMunkister]

When my having a bad week

[@FlyWeldinGuy]

Man…..I absolutely love these 2 human beings.

[@nastynoles7946]

Nadavs laugh will always kill me 😂😂😂

[@carly2985]

Christa with the stank face during the Asian song in the beginning 💀 😂 🤣 she was feeeeeeling it

[@daviddavido8721]

You're a handsome woman

[@carly2985]

@@daviddavido8721 i get it from my mommy Tina

[@dylanbennett8419]

The crazier Christian gets the more I lover her😂😂

[@itchycaca]

We need to get Dr.Drew to deep dive on Glendale Gary like yesterday.

[@villos5285]

To produce that much content on that high of a level every week is just insane🔥Thank you for all those podcast

[@vertical7047]

Does Tom make all the intro beats? They're always fire

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

Black out tattoos are like for people who weren't regretting their tattoos enough and wanted to take that regret to another level.

[@rjones6801]

I was listening to this while making dinner last night and it had me in tears. I had to come watch it on KZbin. This clip will have a long shelf life. Thank you drunk people.

[@morganxavier]

I was listening to this while doing the dishes and at 43:44 I was laughing so hard at the drunk cool guys clip that I was leaning over the kitchen sink laughing/crying into the bubbles 🤣🤣🤣

[@tanquay]

I was at work and I just could not keep it together. It's so damn good.

[@jayrizzle9226]

Mmhmm

[@Quigs617]

I love the commitment to the bit about Cowell getting surgery after learning on YMH live that it was reconstructive after multiple accidents. This must have been recorded a while ago.

[@robojimbo7039]

when tom stacks the drunk tracks on top of each other for a moment, omg i was drying laughing like Mommies. good lord what a great collection of "toks"

[@ciccio8218]

Thanks for taking the time to talk to us cripples 😂 Tom the real mvp

[@we_be_nerds3601]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one that treats disabled people like regular people to feel good

[@steph7960]

I'm so glad we re getting to see who the real pieces of shit are? They don't even try to hide it anymore...

[@we_be_nerds3601]

@@steph7960 yeah this is a pretty good serious news podcast. If you want to hear some fake comedy podcasts, ill hook ya up

[@steph7960]

@@we_be_nerds3601 difference between being fake and being a piece of shit human being...Tom included. And we all wonder why societies going to shit. And I'm glad ur not being fake either cos at least that way we can work out the individual s we need to avoid.

[@louievercetti2706]

20:10 “ I’ll tell you another thing I do “

[@chiefelephanttuskbong8081]

That's what you get for going to Starbucks, when you see all the man buns and blue hair that should be a warning sign

[@jessicavandeputte7377]

My god. The way tom doubled down on everything just slays me. This one will be one I go back to often. Christina and nadav were extra giggly today.

[@BirchWeber]

This ep had such spectacular vibes. Can tell y'all were in the best of moods.

[@Audiofatuation]

When Tom told her she won't hear farts the rest of her life, then he finally breaks & laughs. So cute & sweet.

[@MisterShiznilty]

I think he's serious, he was laughing at Nadav losing his shit

[@saucyp123]

Love that we have an hour of laughing at Rs and then nearly everyone in the studio fails to correctly spell the idiom "brass tacks"