i've heard about Hamzah's 5th grade relationship about 100 times now
@pvm6033 ай бұрын
he won’t let it go
@97nissan3 ай бұрын
atp he needs to bring back that ep when he was reading the love letters she gave him
@eeexeee62863 ай бұрын
that was literally his last relationship EVER
@SaraHaffeyane3 ай бұрын
Bc its memorable
@creamcheesecasserole3 ай бұрын
Right it’s really ALL he has
@ollie-may2553 ай бұрын
Hamzahs most committed relationship gotta be with that hat😪
@user-yi7cd4mu3p3 ай бұрын
he’s always wearing it
@lilybamm3 ай бұрын
it has a built in dandruff layer that protects his head probably so i get it
@am-zj4mq3 ай бұрын
that hat or nap queen hoodie
@eeddeenn13 ай бұрын
@@lilybamm😊😊😊p
@bloodysuperstar83 ай бұрын
this has to be the craziest thumbnail yet
@Joey_Animations3 ай бұрын
ok profile picture
@lilybamm3 ай бұрын
my personal favorite honestly
@maisie82683 ай бұрын
Even Rudy’s looking in shock 😭
@bradyandino3 ай бұрын
So early that the “finally I can eat” comment ain’t even here yet
@sk-zk3yw3 ай бұрын
not very early cz the so early that the finally i can eat comment ain’t even here yet is already here..
@TomatoMinaa3 ай бұрын
@@sk-zk3ywI had to reread that like 5 times
@Official_Zim3 ай бұрын
So early, you became the “finally I can eat” comment lmaoo
@Displ4c3 ай бұрын
Actually there’s a finally I can eat comment 1 minute before yours
@ameliamar89543 ай бұрын
i can finally eat
@clairahah3 ай бұрын
“finally, i can eat” but then martin talked about his foot fungus
@rosa_stars3493 ай бұрын
and his bush
@explodingbear3 ай бұрын
"ketchup foot" actually killed me
@dvyrules3 ай бұрын
like omgggggggggg 💔
@natbustos3663 ай бұрын
I was literally enjoying my meal and him talking about the foot fungus i genuinely stopped chewing 😭😭
@brashaacooper16402 ай бұрын
Was literally mid bite when he started with the feet talk😭
@jayhouke3 ай бұрын
outing myself till i character
@slushynoober3 ай бұрын
Outing myself till she slush on my character
@level69rizz3 ай бұрын
@@slushynooberslushing myself till she outing on my character
@Displ4c3 ай бұрын
Noobing my character til I slush
@winter_wolf32843 ай бұрын
She outing on my character til i slush
@LUVRG1RL3 ай бұрын
she slush on my character till i’m out of noobz
@ed93583 ай бұрын
I’m at lollapalooza and I’m sitting in a corner w my headphones trying to listen to this
@fefeolivier13213 ай бұрын
Reallllll
@emilysnapka45133 ай бұрын
Low key wish I was there with you bro lol have fun ❤🎉
@notlylahh3 ай бұрын
realness
@Aizlaiy3 ай бұрын
hamzah will not let go of that 5th grade relationship 😭
@jasminesock3 ай бұрын
he’s yearning
@user-gu8ov2nh8j3 ай бұрын
I get it
@mort133 ай бұрын
hes real tho i had a 5th grade relationship like freakishly like his
@faizahh013 ай бұрын
i think hamzahs 5th grade girlfriend should come on the pod
@torinoobz3 ай бұрын
HELP TWINNING PFPS
@sewnwires3 ай бұрын
ahh yes rot in bed, eat hot chip, and listen to ooc
@amra4-p4s3 ай бұрын
the real deal fr
@user-tm9me5qr2q3 ай бұрын
livin the best life
@louisashannonxx3 ай бұрын
someone who gets me can we be best friends
@alexanderosinubi51543 ай бұрын
so real
@indubitablyamy3 ай бұрын
+ lie + be bisexual + charge they phone
@perlarqv3 ай бұрын
i always feel like martin is lying everytime he tells a story HELP
@lisey0628 күн бұрын
me too 😂😂 i genuinely think he is
@farteater86943 ай бұрын
Thumbnail is absolutely outrageous
@Maya-pw2ek3 ай бұрын
I slushed
@jankyginge3 ай бұрын
You’ve gotta flip the calendar to August!
@eshavacha57863 ай бұрын
like a good cigarette after a shift
@mizmanda.3 ай бұрын
you guys having rats is so fitting
@fefeolivier13213 ай бұрын
It's like we're there with them ❤️
@spiralations73043 ай бұрын
51:32 I can’t get over the pause. Martin rly couldn’t restrain that thought 😭
@Varcette3 ай бұрын
I know, this shit has me dead 😭😭 And Hamzahs reaction too bro 😭
@m0niplier3 ай бұрын
Martin always flashing gooch
@Lmscats3 ай бұрын
Rudy forgetting he's not a cat
@hsh215093 ай бұрын
hamzah started the nonchalant boyfriend 4:47
@melanienegron3403 ай бұрын
you saved me
@brisk69523 ай бұрын
Literally that boy from PEN15
@imparatorece3 ай бұрын
is it pink on mandy's tiktok hell nah boy😭😭
@slushynrd3 ай бұрын
16:05 the rice crispy story had me on the floorrr😭😭😭
@alexiames68303 ай бұрын
dude me too lmaooo😭😭
@Sophia-qy9vx3 ай бұрын
Hearing the words yikyak in the first 2 minutes gave me full war flashbacks
@Deranged3163 ай бұрын
The police literally got involved in my school because it literally was running both the pupils and teachers lives 💀
@rickaymartin30173 ай бұрын
I’m in college rn and we use Yik Yak and someone literally posted let’s have a food fight in out cafeteria and the school probably had a little mole on their cause why like an hour later we get a email saying that food fights were like forbidden and wrong to do huuuhhh
@loverdanni3 ай бұрын
havent watched but that title is scaring me 😞
@paula_irl3 ай бұрын
The american accents you did were actually such an accurate representation of what american tourists sound to us in europe
@zee9813 ай бұрын
was thinking this lol
@homunculusblunt3 ай бұрын
kicking my feet up onto the table and crossing my arms behind my head and letting out a sigh. im so happy
@carlyjean420blaze3 ай бұрын
51:01 this statement is CRAZY now we see martins true colors😭
@s0llyc4ls1003 ай бұрын
Rainbow colors
@charlie33443 ай бұрын
i love how rudy is always there in the middle 😭😭
@Lmscats3 ай бұрын
you're sitting in the wrong places...
@madelinef173 ай бұрын
⚠️the calendar is on the wrong month⚠️
@serotonin76873 ай бұрын
the warning symbols😭😭
@junkiemozart3 ай бұрын
NONONO NOOO NONO
@slushingmynoob3 ай бұрын
1:40 the rat is literally planning a great escape
@Lois-xf2pb3 ай бұрын
Nipper REVEAL 💜
@bluehueningie3 ай бұрын
lightning thighs is so innovative, thanks martin.
@sumaitahossain1483 ай бұрын
33:50 hamzah was probably talking about jackfruit it’s much sweeter
@aadn0003 ай бұрын
It is fucking August guys, come on catch up
@kkiii40563 ай бұрын
the thumbnail is definitely something😭😭
@jayhouke3 ай бұрын
51:35 BOI WHAT DA HELLL
@jayhouke3 ай бұрын
this is soo gonna get clipped can’t wait to see it on my fyp
@w4vies3 ай бұрын
9:41 not used to martin having his legs crossed like this 😭 he has a big ass indent for his fingers to rest on bruh
@ginaverses3 ай бұрын
he’s just bony - ozempic if you will
@ginaverses3 ай бұрын
INDENT LMAO i love this comment
@Sophia-qy9vx3 ай бұрын
Martin with the Josh Richard’s pose in the thumbnail
@fefeolivier13213 ай бұрын
Minus the garlic knot.. .
@went2thearcad33 ай бұрын
@@fefeolivier1321OH MY GOD THIS IS FOUL
@jasminesock3 ай бұрын
i knew once i saw martins s.o.b. (spread open bussy) in the thumbnail it was gonna be a good one, keep it up guys! ❤️
@Bahaga043 ай бұрын
47:54 Hamzah 100% had flashbacks to Elf Martin in the testing department
@bayliashlynn3 ай бұрын
just roke up and it’s 3pm i’m having a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch with my ooc today ladies
@Lifeonmars1273 ай бұрын
Its 8pm n im eating biscuits 💪💪
@bayliashlynn3 ай бұрын
@@Lifeonmars127oh hell yeah
@bayliashlynn3 ай бұрын
think i’m bout to switch to some chips and queso for a little palette cleanse
@norahborahh3 ай бұрын
3pm and laying in bed the whole day bc i have a MIGRAINE 💜
@explodingbear3 ай бұрын
@norahborahh me laying in bed instead of school bc i have an EXTREMELY MILD HEADACHE 💜
@moIeypie3 ай бұрын
can’t wait to watch when i get out of work in 5 hrs
@Chiwasshere3 ай бұрын
1 hour left you can do this
@moIeypie3 ай бұрын
@@Chiwasshere thank you i’ve been counting down the minutes fr 😣
@iisabel182373 ай бұрын
Have u wayched it yet
@moIeypie3 ай бұрын
@@iisabel18237 yes i’m 20 mins in 🙏🙏
@jayhouke3 ай бұрын
does anyone else sit and refresh the comments and read them all whenever they watch an ooc video or slushy video or hamzah patreon video i just sit there liking comments like 😋
@drpepperluvvrr3 ай бұрын
This is sooo real
@ginaverses3 ай бұрын
yup, im liking all ur comments😭
@lvuix3 ай бұрын
doing that rn lmfaoo just saw ur other comments
@minoin9133 ай бұрын
and the fifth grade relationship saga goes on
@noobzter6993 ай бұрын
I’m dying at the difference of the girth of there legs 😭 20:44
@anayelis.46433 ай бұрын
Why does Martin leg look so uncanny, it looks crooked 😭
@noobzter6993 ай бұрын
@@anayelis.4643 RIGHTTT OMGGG
@mshorseman3 ай бұрын
why is hamzah's american accent so audibly uncanny valley 😭
@user-tm9me5qr2q3 ай бұрын
39:11 plssss hamzah we want turkey vlogs🙏🙏🙏🙏
@YasmineMinini3 ай бұрын
YES
@josechiquito77543 ай бұрын
46:30 they’re just doing a socal accent😭😭
@dailysweettreat3 ай бұрын
was high about to have a panic attack this helped
@maximbuchet83753 ай бұрын
How has this podcast become so popular, I remember subbing to the patreon when Hamzah was just alone in his room. Well done Hamzah I'm happy you made it !
@lexmarksthespot3 ай бұрын
title is a wild choice
@caliwali163 ай бұрын
martin having a bush is not what expected
@caliwali163 ай бұрын
see i’m in such shock i can’t form a sentence correctly
@sarahm76733 ай бұрын
Not hamzah thinking he is right and never being right kills me
@amelie64793 ай бұрын
YAY we got hamzah playing with his sock for an hour
@supercool18423 ай бұрын
51:35 martin really just says the first thing that comes to mind 😭😭😭😭 no filter
@irem86983 ай бұрын
37:10 No Hamzah it wasn’t Turkey for us it’s always been Türkiye
@cupid99963 ай бұрын
freaky ass thumbnail 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@emofbi49353 ай бұрын
the way i literally knew that the kid with the orange peel under his fingers and joker stan’s name would be aiden like ofc it was. that would be aiden
@piaycz3 ай бұрын
wow what a good way to start a nice sunday
@thatssad70593 ай бұрын
i choked on my frozen strawberry when martin said nippers
@esmetaras89593 ай бұрын
i was born in the england and have lived here my whole life and Hamzah’s accent at 49:40 actually made me rewind that was too good ????
@pedrosalles92733 ай бұрын
35:30, neither green nor orange are primary colors, my dear
@ANGEL-yb7gv3 ай бұрын
hamzah aroace allegations
@kwangyagal3 ай бұрын
He will never beat them
@comeasyouuar33 ай бұрын
gay allegations
@Shizukou42993 ай бұрын
Aroace world domination
@JO-hr2kg3 ай бұрын
51:35 my new fav pickup line
@nev48673 ай бұрын
I like the transparency about the sponsors
@rosa_stars3493 ай бұрын
Hamzah looked so scared when martin went birth position
@terriorthodle88153 ай бұрын
Martins leg looks a little broken 😢
@iloveharrystyles123453 ай бұрын
truly the brown parent predicament like we just didn’t openly express love or vulnerability and now i don’t know how 🤷🏼♀️
@pabloo0143 ай бұрын
martin having a full bush checks out
@trinity.hen073 ай бұрын
school starts tmrw but ooc is forever and always
@marysheehan60453 ай бұрын
why did the end bit feel genuinely tense
@macherfarfan14353 ай бұрын
It was so funny
@yuamyyy3 ай бұрын
saw the word nipper and decided to watch
@nightmhare93263 ай бұрын
finally I can chug a gazillion beers and drive a car with my children in it 😊
@Ribloxgsmer3003 ай бұрын
NOBODY IS TALKING ABT THE rice krispies story?!?😭😭😭😭😭
@blueberrymuffinenthusiast3 ай бұрын
Podcast just in time for my spicy chicken sangwich with fries and pink lemonade
@frankiesvideoalbum3 ай бұрын
that sounds delectable
@blueberrymuffinenthusiast3 ай бұрын
@@frankiesvideoalbum Update it was delitchous.. I wish I could have it again rn 😞
@frankiesvideoalbum3 ай бұрын
@@blueberrymuffinenthusiast ugh that's the best. and you cannnnn! you just have to believe in yourself
@blueberrymuffinenthusiast3 ай бұрын
@@frankiesvideoalbum Thank you user frankiesvideoalbum… I’ll cherish this comment forever 😸😸
@frankiesvideoalbum3 ай бұрын
@@blueberrymuffinenthusiast yay ❤️
@SomethingLuna3 ай бұрын
42:27 Hamza and Martin talking about what theyre gonna do after the episode makes me feel left out.
@ziziisme3 ай бұрын
Hamzah describing giving a woman a purple nurple gave me pause 😃
@emarlabu3 ай бұрын
TURKIYE MENTIONED!!!!!!!
@yazzalicious3 ай бұрын
the essex accent was crazy
@gisellevargas59383 ай бұрын
just came back from a hot ass trip in mexico and i get blessed with this thank you guys
@charlie33443 ай бұрын
24:15 “dee dee mega doodoo” LMAOO
@Lifeonmars1273 ай бұрын
Bro this has only been out 4 20 mins
@charlie33443 ай бұрын
@@Lifeonmars127i watch it on 1.25 speed cuz they be talking slow sometimes
@al3ja_a3 ай бұрын
Martins tan is tanning
@sudeergin55963 ай бұрын
Hi, Turkish here. It is actually called 'Türkiye' in Turkish. I literally gasped out loud when Hamzah told that he is coming to Türkiye btw. Love you kings 💐
@elisabeta1013 ай бұрын
Lollll on his patreon he said everyone in turkey was being so mean to him
@sudeergin55963 ай бұрын
@@elisabeta101 OMGG I can understand that because even Turkish people are mean to me 🫠 It depends on the region tho
@mikaella013 ай бұрын
10:03 is martin’s leg supposed to bend like that 🤨
@pabloo0143 ай бұрын
big ass dent in his leg lmao
@neptea3 ай бұрын
had a bad week but you guys feeding us so well made it so much better!!!!
@mcbussn3 ай бұрын
we need more martin speaking croatian
@haleyluvr3 ай бұрын
judging from the title today's gonna be a good day 😊!
@doodoodoink3 ай бұрын
the thumbnail is actually insane
@lydiawalshs3 ай бұрын
THE VIRUS HAS SPREAD TO TÜRKİYE..😦 we need a turkey vlog asap!!
@bathfrog3 ай бұрын
why’d yall go bush for bush at the end there omfgggg
@pbpbp3 ай бұрын
i cant tell if they are out of character or in character or just character
@etcvral74323 ай бұрын
I can finally get drunk while watching this
@Gooberryfarm3 ай бұрын
Hamzah, i also read fly guy…i wanted you to elaborate on that topic.
@lalune64963 ай бұрын
happy to see im not the only person who's been obsessed with the paddy scouser edits....my fyp ate up with em and I can't look away.
@freefutura3 ай бұрын
as a scouse person, thank you
@shimmldaq3 ай бұрын
why is hamzah smiling so hard
@Lorreine.2223 ай бұрын
I’m putting spike and razors in my book as like a comic relief or a side gag
@Slushynoobzloverrr3 ай бұрын
Finally you guys are posting more often🥰
@kirbyzwrldАй бұрын
durian does NOT have the texture of an onion or the flavor of a mango😭😭😭