The himmapan hotel in hitman. It boasts being a 5-star hotel with a beautiful view but it's staff is very rude. some bellhop bumped into me with nary a word of apology and then a waiter ( who, thinking back, kind of looked like the bellhop) grabbed and choked me from behind and when I came to I was naked in a wardrobe. never did get those clothes back.
@marhawkman3036 жыл бұрын
Did you wake up to find yourself awkwardly laying on top of a waitress? Which was doubly awkward because I'm pretty sure i woke her up by trying to climb off her... badly. I slipped and tried to catch myself… yeah.. no prizes for gentlemanly conduct there.
@Rodrigo-ei4ht6 жыл бұрын
This comment is genius. I had a really good laugh
@chimblemasterofchimney47716 жыл бұрын
Hey, I usually have to pay for that kind of treatment.
@sethneville6 жыл бұрын
Be glad you weren't there the day a load of tools got misplaced.
@xeda787_6 жыл бұрын
Or the day bug spray was sprayed in the vents, I still have headaches from that
@JamesBond007976 жыл бұрын
Terrible video game vacations? How about any innocent people caught in the crossfire of any of the Hitman contracts or James Bond chase sequences? Or even anyone attending the horizon festivals.
@dontmindme58796 жыл бұрын
Yeah island parties don't scream "legal" patrons
@JamesBond007976 жыл бұрын
@Agent 47 So it's not you who's responsible for killing hundreds of innocent vacationers at a nightmarket, but Mike?
@Ckoz28296 жыл бұрын
Man, I feel sorry for the islanders in any Just Cause game. One moment you’re relaxing on the beach, the next a cow with jets stuck to it blows past you and gets sand in your eyes.
@JamesBond007976 жыл бұрын
@@Ckoz2829 That's a similar reason to why I mentioned the horizon festivals. Imagine crossing the street to the store to grab some lunch, only to get ran over by a 200mph life size hot wheels car.
@TheHero-25506 жыл бұрын
Sounds more like a list of heroes with outstanding collateral damage reports
@warandpoetry95426 жыл бұрын
'Okay Bailey, as per company policy, you have the option of either two weeks vacation on a war-torn remote island full of man-eating tigers and terrifying exotic diseases from which you may never return, or you spend the two weeks working as normal in your office here in Hackney, your choice.' '...' 'Bailey?' 'Hold on, I'm thinking...'
@LMNProds6 жыл бұрын
Seriously, no 'Until Dawn' in that list ? Group of kids, up in the mountain, for good fun. And then, creepy killer clown, crazy flamethrower guy, ghost chase, and ... oh yes, freaking WENDIGOS !
@respectableaf90616 жыл бұрын
True, winter vacation is still vacation
@TheKongaBeat6 жыл бұрын
Maybe people are secretly into that?
@DaemonPayne6 жыл бұрын
Best Horror game I've played in years
@rotten_kale6 жыл бұрын
When I first saw the video I thought until dawn would've been the first thing.
@LMNProds6 жыл бұрын
+UltraWave360 I knew Far Cry 3 and Dead Island would be there. But I was also sure Until Dawn make the list, too !
@alecciarosewater74386 жыл бұрын
I Expect You To Die is a recent-ish VR game where mission control repeatedly promises a first-class vacation, and the best part about the "vacation" is that you can close the window blinds and pretend the tanks outside don't exist so you can go back to eating your doughnuts while the bad guys wait for you to make the first move
@isupergirl6 жыл бұрын
"Does this dirty tissue mean anything to you?" Me: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in a puzzle game. "Hm, let me smell it." Me: ....I stand corrected.
@Ren956 жыл бұрын
And for those of us with OCD, also the stuff of nightmares. I'd rather live through Amnesia than smush my face into a mystery dirty tissue 😵
@johnpettersen94925 жыл бұрын
@@Ren95 ocd? U mean germaphobe?
@sonniepronounceds-au-ni92875 жыл бұрын
That's a good way to get sick with a cold.
@moralityisnotsubjective55 жыл бұрын
@@johnpettersen9492 OCD often has a germ phobia component. Mine does.
@insaincaldo5 жыл бұрын
That doesn't even begin to sound like moon logic.
@raffaelomat29186 жыл бұрын
In final fantasy VII: crisis core Zack has the worst luck when it comes to vacations. In the main story while he hits the beach Cissnei spies on him when suddenly scuba Genesis soldiers attack. Subsequent 'vacation' missions get interrupted by more G soldiers, sea monsters and Dr.Hojo ending with something called the Sea Hulk, and the notice that Zach won't be granted any more vacation days.
@alhena116 жыл бұрын
When I saw the video I imidiately remembered this scene from Crisis Core. You beat me to it.
@fredbyoutubing6 жыл бұрын
I just realized that Lara Croft is just an other Far Cry protagonist! She's a murderer who became one with the jungle and stabs tigers!
@marhawkman3036 жыл бұрын
Nah, the Far Cry protagonists are Lara wannabes.
@tombsofak6 жыл бұрын
Mar Hawkman Agreed.
@youkofoxy6 жыл бұрын
Jaguars are not Tigers. They both are panther. But Tiger go for the neck. Jaguar go for the skull base. That is a big difference.
@GunlessSnake5 жыл бұрын
@@youkofoxy I don't think it's that big when factoring in the whole "big cat currently murderizing you right this instant" thing :P
@Grim_Bud4 жыл бұрын
@@GunlessSnake it does though one has the kindness of killing you right away, the other gives you the luxury to watch him festing on your guts.
@asaturner40976 жыл бұрын
Fun fact First time I went camping there was a small hurricane and when I woke up, my tent was in a tree, my sleeping bag was in a different tree and I was in a puddle, I slept through more that I probably should have
@marhawkman3036 жыл бұрын
was drinking involved?
@asaturner40976 жыл бұрын
@@marhawkman303 nope, I was like, 12 or something
@nightsong816 жыл бұрын
You sure you weren't just knocked out?
@asaturner40976 жыл бұрын
@@nightsong81 yep it had been an exhausting day! I've been a light sleeper ever since though
@Ckoz28296 жыл бұрын
asa turner Man. And I thought I was a heavy sleeper.
@tetragaming63326 жыл бұрын
7 innocent bystanders in the wrong place at the wrong time.
@Ckoz28296 жыл бұрын
Alex gaming I swear they did something like that already, but the title eludes me. Something along those lines, though.
@Philadoxical6 жыл бұрын
That's easy, the last seven games oxbox played. They seem to have a thing about 'no witnesses' even if the person they are moving down was nowhere near a crime scene.
@sethneville6 жыл бұрын
Sooooo, we won't be getting a video titled "Outside Xbox Goes Camping: And That's How They All Died"? It'd be great. Andy can enjoy some scary stories, Ellen can meet the local spiders, Luke would wander off looking for pokemon, Mike can burn the woods down, and Jane could live on forever as the local legend no one ever sees twice.
@preciousrogue18336 жыл бұрын
Jane you forgot the worst part of camping. The bugs, Jane. THE SPIDERS.
@marhawkman3036 жыл бұрын
I prefer spiders to mosquitos personally. spiders don't bite as often.
@darylrazon48726 жыл бұрын
And especially the flys
@purplehaze23586 жыл бұрын
who?
@sandmart2756 жыл бұрын
@@Sableagle Spiders have eight legs. -8 points
@hukuizstudios84816 жыл бұрын
Isn't it Ellen who is an Arachnophobe?
@TheDoctorandMaster6 жыл бұрын
The War Hero background in Mass Effect. It takes place before the game, but Commander Shepard is on Elysium for shore leave when the planet is attacked by slavers and mercenaries and s/he has to hold them off until the rest of the military arrives.
@semarshall31296 жыл бұрын
Really the entirety of the Mass Effect series applys here
@TheDoctorandMaster6 жыл бұрын
semarshall3129 Except that for the rest of the series (outside of maybe some DLCs), Shepard is on duty so that doesn't work.
@Silentgrace116 жыл бұрын
Poor Spyro. All he wants to do is go to Dragon Shores, and suddenly he gets swept up and dragged into a dragon-free realm via an inter dimensional portal and can’t actually get to his well deserved vacation until after he defeats Ripto and completes literally everything that all the people in that world can’t do for themselves. At least he actually gets his vacation in the end, though. Can’t say the same for most of these folks.
@FireSonata6 жыл бұрын
Does Alan Wake counts? sure not a tropical setting but still went there to clear his head. so that's sort of a vacation for me.
@respectableaf90616 жыл бұрын
At least you could enjoy some nordic walking :)
@ThePowerOfOneThePowerOfTwo5 жыл бұрын
That definitely counts
@realityboy136 жыл бұрын
What about Danganronpa 2? They are kinda on a vacation and are forced to kill each other
@jeveritt83986 жыл бұрын
The game is too obscure to be featured on a channel like this which is a shame because Danganronpa needs to be played by more people
@Kilojoules6 жыл бұрын
that is a good point, though! the game makes a point of tricking you into thinking everything is fine (which you don't believe for a second, cause you played danganronpa 1) and the second your protagonist tries to relax, it all hits the fan.
@dindapriska6 жыл бұрын
Danganronpa 2 is a gameception, especially at Chiaki's punishment scene
@icemonitorlizard6 жыл бұрын
You're on an island and forced to kill each other? I dont see the problem
@UltimateHalG6 жыл бұрын
Eric Hernandez I was thinking the same thing. Where's Jabberwock Island? (I mostly clicked on this vid hoping they would talk about everyone's favorite killer teddy and my favorite white haired hope enthusiast)
@EightViolett6 жыл бұрын
Zack Fair's vacations in Crisis Core Final Fantasy VII were a total nightmare...for his employers. Everytime some monsters or criminals showed up and Zack had to mercenary them away, Shinra Corp had to do the extra paperwork of sending him to a replacement vacation.
@ArchmageOfAnarchy6 жыл бұрын
Bulletstorm. That game's set in a Resort, and it's quite literally anarchist heaven.
@zerd18014 жыл бұрын
FINALLY! Someone acknowledges Let’s Go Jungle! I love that game! I just wish it was easier to find in arcades! Also, the compatibility screen was actually from the sequel: Let’s Go Island.
@phyllissmith59806 жыл бұрын
Jane you should have camped with us back in the day. We have a huge tent and sleep on cots with air mattresses. We had a huge lantern and would play cards in the tent at night or when it rained. But I only ever remember cold weather once. I live in Texas, USA, and summer here Never gets cold.
@robloxdude196 жыл бұрын
Fallout 4: Nuka World. Let's go to this cool Amusement Park that survived the bombings! Oh wait... Nuka Town is swarming with Raiders, the Safari Zone is full of deathclaw/alligator hybrids, the robots in the Galactic Zone are combat prepped and hostile, Dry Rock Gulch is full of tunnelers from 'Tremors', Kiddy Kingdom is a radioactive, ghoul infested nightmare and the 'World of Refreshment' is now home to Mirelurks that have infused with Nuka Cola Quantum. Hardly a 5/5 on Trip Advisor...
@nibbles1356 жыл бұрын
I think the most violent busman's holiday is Naughty Bear: Panic in Paradise where you the player control Naughty Bear in order to murder a load of Teddy Bears
@semarshall31296 жыл бұрын
Mass Effect 3 Citadel Dlc, just trying to enjoy some shore leave before the world ends and suddenly I'm trying to steal my own ship back from my clone with my secretary's tooth brush!
@bezerkoid5 жыл бұрын
The second half was a pretty good holiday
@Veladus4 жыл бұрын
You (well your Shepard) 9999999999999% deserves it for trying to take a vacation in the middle of a Reaper invasion.
@polkarrty6 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure Jane is the one preventing vacations
@eurusadventum21226 жыл бұрын
The video mines dont dig themselves mate.
@Ren956 жыл бұрын
No. Only YOU 👆 Can Prevent Vacations.
@Darkman90005 жыл бұрын
Silent Hill is a good example. Novelist and his young daughter are just visiting a town for a quiet getaway, ends up in a living nightmare where the fabric of reality is slowly crumbling away as monstrous animals and bugs begin appearing, all while the sky is either foggier than a morning after a heavy thunderstorm, or darker than the deepest ocean floors. Steambot Chronicles could also count, since the main character was basically visiting the game's location for a little R&R, only to end up having the ship he's on get blown up, winding up with amnesia, and targeted by numerous thugs and evil organization because they didn't bother to ID check the guy they were really after.
@jaredlong68086 жыл бұрын
One of my all time favorite games, star ocean: till the end of time, has you start out on a vacation planet, only to be forced to flee to a whole other planet due to a terrorist attack.
@shikishinobi6 жыл бұрын
I would have thought a weekend in the Mountains a la Until Dawn might be a nice vacation. You know, where every single horror trope is out to get you, and then some? Or how about a nice fishing holiday like the start of Time Crisis 3? About twenty seconds fishing before you are sent guns blazing into combat? A cruise might be nice. A cruise on the S.S Anne in Pokemon Blue/Red/Yellow(?) where every person you come across challenges you to a Pokemon battle in what seems like a massive free-for-all Pokemon brawl.
@brentage50006 жыл бұрын
Wait, Jane got killed by the Blair Witch? I thought she WAS the Blair Witch. Maybe it is safe to go camping again...
@yokaihollow5896 жыл бұрын
Bioshock. A nice plane ride to visit family turns into trip to underwater city filled with broken buildings, addictive citizens & overprotective murderbots, all while Atlas keeps whispering demands into your ear.
@GhengisJohn6 жыл бұрын
Andy, that license covers _both_ bropeller and brotorcraft .
@tyrant-den8846 жыл бұрын
Evil Genius. You just want to relax in an island resort; but then you go out to work on your tan and nearly walk into an open shoot out. You try to find cover only to find yourself if a metal hallway full of death traps 2/5; don't go unless someone else is paying for it
@joenesvick70436 жыл бұрын
After doing everything else possible in the game Mass Effect 3, Shepard finally takes her/his shore leave before going to the illusive man’s base (do want Miranda at the party after all). Going out to a delicious dinner with Joker, Shepard ends up falling through the fish tank. No Medi-gel, low ammo and quite a walk through hostile enemies before finally finding a companion (your love interest if she/he’s a squad member, Samantha’s not) to help. You also get help from Wrex, if you didn’t kill him on Virmire or the Citadel (if you sabotage the cure) 🤣. And that’s just the first mission of shore leave
@BlindGaming6 жыл бұрын
Personally, I wouldn't want to be Yu Narukami in the Persona 4 Arena series. He heads off to see his friends during golden week and the next thing he knows, he ends up in TWO fighting tournaments that decide the fate of the world.
@bryonyperecat59546 жыл бұрын
That would also count as a vacation too, wouldn't it? What's worse? Facing (one of) the P4 antagonist(s) or Mystery Food X? Maybe just lump in all of the Personas together whenever you have to travel anywhere. P3 Kyoto trip anyone? (Or DAN for people like me with no coordination)
@alexbaker15695 жыл бұрын
The ox box team is one of the best channels on KZbin, we need more people like you 😀
@sniperluigi85076 жыл бұрын
Yeah, mario has always had a weak spot for seafood. He’s banned in several sushi restaurants
@notoriousbmc16 жыл бұрын
Interesting fact: Vaas was actually just a holiday maker who happened to be staying on a beach-side cabin next to 'Bro's 'R Us'. Between the constant fist bumps and endless ''duuudes'' the general douchiness made him snap...That is when he discovered the true definition of insanity. Bonus fact: He gave Rook Island 4* on TripAdvisor.
@docette20156 жыл бұрын
I have vaguely fond memories of camping as a kid, but my desire to go out into the woods and sleep in a tent with insects battering at the canvas has gone down quite a lot as I've gotten older, I must admit. Then again, most of these games are all about the dangers of tropical paradises. . .nobody tell me if they've made a horror game about Hershey Park yet. I liked that trip.
@kentamidorin6 жыл бұрын
Star Ocean 3's first scene. Perfect vacation spot, cute girlfriend, deadly alien invasion...
@TheHero-25506 жыл бұрын
How about "Top levels you didn't want to beat because they were too fun." Like if the music was great, or the level itself was really fun, etc.
@djalexander77235 жыл бұрын
8:13,Duke sings like a BADASS angel,don't you agreed?
@loganbednar64916 жыл бұрын
Bad vacations : Peach's vacation in "Super Star Saga", Peach's vacation in "Paper Mario Thousand Year Door", Peach's vacation in "Dream Team", Basically any vacation Peach plans!!
@8ballmoe6 жыл бұрын
Im calling it now!! Evil Luke will replace Tall Ellen for the next show of the weekend
@zoeb-p59936 жыл бұрын
I saw Jane ranting about camping, but all I heard was Prudence, deep in the woods with her party, complaining about the forest and lamenting that she couldn't just eldritch blast the marauding raccoons away from the party's supplies, because it's "wrong", or whatever.
@McDDcM6 жыл бұрын
I assume Ellen will never watch this list because of the giant spiders shown? How will she learn not to go on holiday?!
@misterthegeoff97676 жыл бұрын
If you believe that cooking so bad it requires a courage stat check is impossible then clearly you didn't have the kind of housemates I did at university. After trying to teach one of them how to fry an egg we ended up having to throw away the pan.
@mantis6386 жыл бұрын
Another game that came to mind is spyro 2. He tries to go on vacation, but then gets brought to a new world where an evil dinosaur wizard (I guess) is taking over it.
@legocorvo86996 жыл бұрын
What about any holidays taking place in Paris, Sapienza, Marrakesh etc? The best case scenario there is ending up choked out and naked in a cupboard somewhere.
@Formoka6 жыл бұрын
A staycation watching Outside Xbox already sounds better than every holiday I've ever been on. And I went to Disneyland when I was a kid and didn't have to pay for it myself.
@AbrahamArthemius6 жыл бұрын
I see Persona 4, i approved this
@Collinsquire6 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the vacation spots or cruises in Pokemon/Pokken games. You can't go 5 feet without someone wanting to fight you.
@lewismartin34306 жыл бұрын
far harbour. massive pools of rads. raiders and synths everywhere
@axletensa80516 жыл бұрын
If I recall that was less going on vacation and more helping your synth friend Nick on a detective job.
@lewismartin34306 жыл бұрын
@@axletensa8051 still the worst road trip ever.
@bottlebrush12216 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy you mentioned Let's Go Jungle! It's my favorite arcade game of all time!
@melrenee54165 жыл бұрын
You has clearly never gone camping the right way I could live for months in a tent with my family’s setup 😂
@silverstarofsootclan75076 жыл бұрын
What do you mean camping is awful?! Camping is the freakin' best!
@greenliongirl076 жыл бұрын
No thanks. Between wolves, bears, mountain lions, big foot and poisonous snakes, no thanks. Also, I live near an Indian bural ground so going outside at night can be freaky.
@cathysmith34283 жыл бұрын
How about this? You're on a holiday with your family on a distant planet where you're playing tennis. All of a sudden you feel the need to show off, and break a hole in the sky, creating a black hole that sucks in everything but the Earth and Sun. (But you remake the Sun anyway, because it's about time for a new one anyways.) Beautiful Katamari, anyone?
@mikeshogunlee6 жыл бұрын
I am on vacation in North Carolina..... It’s okay-I live in south Virginia
@edwardking93596 жыл бұрын
Jane, camping is the most comfortable holiday for me because I adequately prepare and bring a trailer tent
@JaneSt.Valentine6 жыл бұрын
Suprised the original Silent Hill didn't make this list...
@jgn6 жыл бұрын
Jane, it's either that, or going to a TV world and fighting personas to save a friend or he / she dies.
@dekkuboboo84866 жыл бұрын
What about that one time those people went to that place and some bad things happened in that one game
@christophertedlock74056 жыл бұрын
It didn't make the list 😕
@dekkuboboo84866 жыл бұрын
but that one scene is awesome
@christophertedlock74056 жыл бұрын
@@dekkuboboo8486 I like the other scene better.
@dekkuboboo84866 жыл бұрын
that scene was the best
@Ckoz28296 жыл бұрын
The worst vacation has to be the cabin retreat in Until Dawn. It’s just friends meeting up for a holiday then suddenly: wendigos! Who would’ve guessed? And here I thought skiing was my biggest hurdle.
@moralityisnotsubjective55 жыл бұрын
I take issue with your attitude on camping. Those problems are solved by the following: 1) Bring plenty of blankets 2) Have an air mattress or cot 3) Set up camp at a higher elevation and put up a tarp 4) Good campsites warn if bears have been sited in the area 5)You can set up proper showering and washing stations if you know how
@logansrevenge12146 жыл бұрын
I always expect clowns to try to bomb me when I'm in Paris. The mimes are dodgy too. And what is wrong with that shop owner? "Hi stranger can I smell that rag you got there? Yup chloroform."
@alden24426 жыл бұрын
Just so you know.... Kanji is best girl.
@Chris_Sizemore6 жыл бұрын
What no love for Bioshock? You're taking a graduation trip heading off on a grand adventure and it goes pear shaped as fast as you can say 'would you kindly'.
@fishfingers45486 жыл бұрын
I've never been to Paris, I've been to Stockholm though; what's that, you want to kidnap me... alright, you look like a nice fellow... why not.
@ryangarrett82326 жыл бұрын
Surprised that Alan Wake didn’t make this list I mean fighting a supernatural spirit on a lake what could be more relaxing
@Mikanojo6 жыл бұрын
i agree with Jane in this matter, camping IS bad. The only positive result of every camping expedition i have ever been on, has been to remind me vividly of how much i love civilization, and how little urge i have to commune with ticks, spiders and mosquitoes.
@petermcconnell99254 жыл бұрын
"Did they ever find your kidney?" Trying to figure out if that as and Eggbert reference or not.
@samanthacampbell81726 жыл бұрын
At least Duke had some comical characters on his vacation. Some aliens look like Alf, but I guess that can be scarier than everything else he is fighting.
@sophiefrankis94766 жыл бұрын
Here's an idea for a video; 7 precious characters that must be protected. They don't have to be necessarily weak or cute or small. In fact they would be the ones protecting you. What for whatever reason we don't want to see any harm come to them and just want to wrap them in a safety blanket.
@EdMeares5 жыл бұрын
So, Jane, it sounds like I shouldn't expect to convince you in how wonderful an extended weekend up in the heights of New England's Green Mountains, wherein we could camp in valleys surrounded by steppes SO high, steep and green that not even starlight can seep in after sundown, and you're looking up at a sky SOOO black and lightless, you'd think you were floating in a bottomless pit would be, huh?
@metarcee24833 жыл бұрын
The Arctic Cruise from A Hat in Time. Your luggage gets destroyed, the Captain makes you work for some luggage you lost (that level STINKS), and then your ship sinks.
@BootyjuiceJenkins6 жыл бұрын
Number 1: Wii Sports Resorts.
@marhawkman3036 жыл бұрын
I would LOVE to learn how the Wii-fit instructor developed the strength to be able to fight Donkey Kong! Sounds worth the risks. :)
@darylrazon48726 жыл бұрын
Look up bald pokemon(its the channel) wii sports resort 2
@physical_insanity6 жыл бұрын
That's not such as bad game.
@DragoSonicMile6 жыл бұрын
+Sol Anima Network, That vacation is less of an Hell, more of an alternate Earth.
@galacticgila2196 жыл бұрын
Sol Anima Network XD Number two; Until Dawn
@arokh726 жыл бұрын
Leisure Suit Larry 2, the cruise. Rancid spinach dip...well just spinach dip unto itself, a sun that burns you to a crisp, and even worse...a 'mama' who would make Christian Grey blush.
@orangecat8620026 жыл бұрын
Yeah but without all these games, when would I ever have an excuse to say "Sun's out, guns out"?
@kuno33363 жыл бұрын
My first thought was I'd have been surprised if Dead Island wasn't on the list. My second was that all the playable characters were there because they were working, but it started you at a resort, so...
@toddcox18454 жыл бұрын
Flynn was posed to have a vacation in Skylanders: SWAP Force, but ended up in Kaos' latest scheme instead, yet he still enjoyed it.
@connorbalkwill68146 жыл бұрын
Why isn't Splatterhouse (2010 version) here? You take your girlfriend to see some weird and creepy doctor only to be murdered and have your girlfriend taken by said doctor. A demonic mask finds you, resurrects you, and makes you kill things. You try to stop whatever ritual he was doing to your girlfriend (in order to resurrect his wife) and almost save her. Did I mention that you ALMOST save her? Yeah, she's not your girlfriend anymore. The ritual required sacrifices. You killed a lot of things in the game. You were the executioner all along. Worst vacation ever.
@heliosfactor2136 жыл бұрын
What about a good ol’ hiking trip in the mountains? Well if COD Ghosts taught me anything is that hiking is bad. (Mostly because of the giant rod that hits the nearby city.)
@eshelynn6 жыл бұрын
Remember that one time where Cloud and the game went to the amusement park/ arcade/ resort, Gold Saucer? Remember how they were framed for murder? Remember how they were sent down to the desert prison? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
@joshuastauffer93346 жыл бұрын
I think the worst holiday is the one in the first class update of I Expect you to DIe. The agency sends you on a vacation for the express purpose of giving you more work.
@birkinsmith88 Жыл бұрын
14:14 They're called 'Toadies' because a toady is a lacky that flatters you and shit. Also Toadstood is a mushroom they've got on their heads, so it's a two-pronged pun. I think.
@thebonesaw..46344 жыл бұрын
Camping is simply... the worst. I was forced to do it as a kid (my dad was a real outdoors-man type). However, it did save my life once. I was hiking with my brother-in-law on Pike's Peak (hiking with NO intention of camping); however, we were caught up in a blizzard that can suddenly pop up on the mountain (weather reports in the 80s were shit). Anyhoo... I told my brother and law to head for an area above us with a rock outcrop which would be our best chance for shelter and to look for twigs and branches on the way. Sure enough, we found the perfect little outcrop that had a giant slab of rock on top. It was nearly tall enough to stand in and was perfect for waiting out the storm. We built a fire (we both smoked at the time so we both had a lighter, otherwise we would have been fucked) and we found enough fallen wood to keep it going all night. And I wouldn't have known any of that shit without my dad having taught me. But still, camping sucks... I think I would have gleefully welcomed the odds of freezing to death that day had it meant I could have avoided all those "educational" camping trips as a kid. Other than this one which occurred around 1987, and which I was forced into without choice, I've only gone on one other camping trip (somewhere around 2005), and I immediately regretted it. I swore I would never go on another and, to date, I've held to that conviction. Edit to add: my dad also taught me how to make traps and snares, so if it ever comes down to it, I know how to eat a raccoon... ostensibly.
@danieldavis45452 жыл бұрын
and here I thought the most terrifying part of Dead Island was the constant reuse of character models
@MathiasDemo6 жыл бұрын
Crisis Core: There's a series of missions wherein everytime Zack goes on vacation, the beach is attacked by monsters.
@Alsebra7 ай бұрын
After watching enough cooking shows in my life, I can comfortably say that there *are* indeed people that are that comically bad at cooking...and my heart weeps at that knowledge.
@scrodohbaggins78016 жыл бұрын
The entire plot of Spyro 2: Ripto’s Rage starts with Spyro being dragged into a new adventure with magical portal tampering on his way to his vacation destination.
@paintedpig30216 жыл бұрын
How about fortune city from Deadrising 2, sure a near city sized casino is great but the high risk of zombie outbreak is off putting
@MagatsuOoyodo6 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure the scene you're using in for Let's Go Jungle's Compatibility Rating is Let's Go Island's, and it's definitely the same hellish vacation
@DiscountOstrich6 жыл бұрын
Does the trip to the remote mountain cottage in Until Dawn count as vacation? You know, the cottage with the psychopath on the loose, and the wendigo's that just run around the woods like they own the place? That cottage?
@MatthewSchooley945 жыл бұрын
Let's not forget Spyro 2, where Spyro and Sparx try to go to Dragon Shores but end up having to save Avalar instead.
@nicholassucre48346 жыл бұрын
Let's go jungle! I loved that game as a kid, sadly the local arcade ended up replacing the machine for a TWD one :(
@TwitchWasHere6 жыл бұрын
Love it when tropes get called out by name.
@CD-Gaming4 жыл бұрын
What about that resort from Star Ocean: Til the End of Time? Got invaded by inconsiderate baddies, then you wound up stranded on a planet whose inhabitants think swords are high tech! And not the cool kind of sword either...
@ThePonz876 жыл бұрын
oh, right, I forgot how much Jane _loves_ being in the open air! :P *starts thinking back to the video (rdr iirc) with trekking talks*
@maxmueller45765 жыл бұрын
i would actualy try to dare you guys from ox to make a vid about game vacations that went well or as planned, aside from the ones you give your charackter by halting your quest progress to look at a beautiful landscape or play with an animal, because i seriously cant think of a single videogame vacation that didnt end in an involuntary lesson in anatomy or at least what the equvalent of anatomy is in the programmers minds of said game. ^^
@rollin-kimblecroskey91105 жыл бұрын
That's why the only time I go anywhere is either to pay my bills, go shopping or to a friend house.
@Sasuke836 жыл бұрын
If you don’t like the camping trip in Persona 4, you can always wait until the ski trip where you get caught in a non-existent storm, get pulled into another world, and have to fight a Goddess. Or, you know, not go on a vacation ever.
@MozilloGames6 жыл бұрын
In Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, the protagonist, Zack, gets sent on a sea side holiday at the Costa Del Sol after he had to kill his mentor after they turned into a giant monster, but then that beach gets attacked by actual terrorists and Zack has to fend them off with nothing but a parasol. Talk about a busman's holiday.