Xmas Challenge Day 10! Hitman Santa Challenge (Jane)

[@bennice6811]

All joking aside, Santa is genuinely terrifying with his spectral laugh and bells getting louder as he gets closer. Made me jump when he showed up.

[@Philadoxical]

My main concern is the guy spends 364 days a year watching kids and then spends 1 night a year breaking into their homes when they are sleeping. Santa himself is on a list alright. The police just need to catch him. If the OXBOX interpretation of Rudolph is anything to go by, then Santa also has a little kink to him.

[@timothymclean]

Santa: "Ho ho h-" 47: _knocks out Santa_ Diana: "Agent 47, your mission was to kill the Wet Bandits, not the spirit of Christmas." 47: "He should know not to sneak up on me like that."

[@Storyman09]

I mean.... If he sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake than it stands to reason that he SHOULD know not to sneak up on 47 like that.

[@narcspector]

Storyman 😂

[@NorseGraphic]

😂

[@Hellwyck]

"We've lost more Santas that way..."

[@maxlittlewood]

I love how Jane seems to be increasingly merry in these intros

[@maxvel0city906]

She's been on the NOG And everyone else on the team is too scared to stop her.

[@maxlittlewood]

@@maxvel0city906 Haha true other max or they're all on the Nog too

[@timothymclean]

She thought she was corrupting the holiday season, when in fact it was corrupting her.

[@TheJarric]

spirit of crismas corrupted even lord sceletor

[@mattd3224]

I’d say she’s getting crazier everyday but we all know she hit that point a while ago

[@Se7en2107]

I love how terrified everyone was when Santa finally appeared. I remember when I played this level the first time, he appeared next to me in Dalia's bathroom. I got such a fright that I choked him out with fibre wire, took his axe and just went on a Santa rampage through the level.

[@oynque8965]

"It's so festive here … now where are those people I"m supposed to kill?" Classic Jane ...

[@thebpphantom]

"Fifty feet... thirty feet." "That's inside the room. You can't be reading that right." "I'm reading it right man!" Hicks pokes his head up through a ceiling vent and sees a Santa scrambling on all fours in a spiral towards him through the ventilation hissing "naughtyyyyyyy" My Aliens remake that reclassifies it as a Christmas movie.

[@Philadoxical]

If you like horror remakes, check out this year's 'The Predator | Holiday Special.' It's short and daft but along the same vein.

[@lem0nwings]

7:09 "Maybe he's disappearing and reappearing and that's what we're hearing" sick rhymes Jane.

[@EC20222]

Been waiting FAR tooooooo long for a hitman challenge. God speed this festive season

[@Iriel907]

Who put anything *but* Hitman challenges in that stocking?

[@Zoso14892]

Well they re-released all hitman missions in hitman 2. I'd be happy to see them all redone with the new mechanics.

[@NathanWeeks]

It's funny that Santa is labeled an "Unconscious Witness". I'd love to see the police interviewing Santa Claus about the vampire magician who attacked him!

[@dragon-kitty]

Love how they're supposed to be competing but when it comes to Hitman they immediately rally together so agent 47 can win

[@li_ka2]

They're used to elusive targets!

[@McDDcM]

For a competition you guys are all very supportive of each other.

[@EduardoVidalSalgadoFajardo]

Adam McDDcM It's not a competition if your Christmas champion powers fixed the result for you, right Andy? *Wink wink* All jokes aside, it's not the end of the journey that matters, but the ride along with friends, that's the prize and every one of the oxbox team wins.

[@Philadoxical]

Whoever wins, there have been rumors (from Jane) about a new D & D. I'm hoping for that leak alone, the tiefling takes the win.

[@samuelstarnino]

@@Philadoxical It's not a rumor, they've annonced on twitter that 2 episodes of the new oxventure "A Fishmas Carol" would drop on the 27th and another 2 on the 28th.

[@Philadoxical]

@@samuelstarnino thank you man but I was trying to be funny and generally suck at it! 🤡 I will however, e excited to see the next (mis)adventures of the pose.

[@michiev]

Andy and Jane's screams and Mike's "Alright, jeez" is literally how all horror games with these three go.

[@michiev]

How can Jane be horrified by anything 47 does considering some of the horrific things the oxventure party has done in D&D

[@DancertheRose]

I actually jumped when Santa showed up... jeez louise my heart is actually hurting right now... I'm like Mike during the scary games but when the non scary games get scary I always jump...

[@user-ns3vs3bp3e]

7:17 most people “let’s leave out something for Santa as a thank you” Jane “SANTA BAIT” why do I have a suspicion Jane hunts Santa every year?

[@kcollier2192]

"Be very, very quiet- I'm hunting Santa!" Jane Douglas by way of Elmer Fudd...

[@cribb]

On the tenth day of Christmas, Oxbox gave to me: Ten murdered burglars, Nine reindeer fighting, Eight cowboys leaping, Seven gifts from Santa, Six drunken pirates, Five angry ghouls, Four roasted birds, Three hats shot, Two Santa clotheslines, And a shutout of the boys of Bury. Thanks to Dapper Horus for the help

[@mattd3224]

Alex Cribb don’t forget the 11 boys working

[@de-d9027]

Dang that good

[@polkarrty]

Ten homes a loning

[@TheOneTrueEfrate]

So when Santa wakes up does he put on the vampire magician costume and then continue on his way? Kind of terrifying.

[@nymalous3428]

Jane, my dad saw the Kurt Russel Christmas movie, and it is his new favorite. I'll let him know you saw it... (he doesn't follow you guys, but he likes when other people like the same things as him).

[@thewolframhart6777]

Santa 47: He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you awake. He knows if you've been bad or good.... Christmas star to the face.

[@narcspector]

Wow that got legitimately intense at the end there, I thought for sure she was done for, but Jane kept a cool head, went from cover to cover without screwing up (no pun intended) and got the eff outta there w/o getting iced (no pun intended)? Truly an Xmas miracle!

[@respectableaf9061]

I feel that this challange was spoiled beforehand since the fotage was used in the "7 worst thing to happend to santa in videogames" video from earlier this week.

[@Hellwyck]

The outcome wasn't shown.

[@fullmortal4116]

*happen

[@matthewslates]

I'm about to watch it. Jane has to complete the challenge to have a chance of winning. Come on Jane.

[@Angrymuscles]

In the blink of an eye Jane went from gentle and awestruck by the Christmas festivities, was spooked by said festivities, and became a brutal December assassin.

[@theDegausser]

I literally did a physical fist pump after seeing Jane complete this and get a point. I’m rooting for you. You deserve it, Jane FTW!

[@VirtualNuisance0108]

That's not Christmas mist, it's Asbestos dust and Agent 47 now has cancer. The real silent killer

[@respectableaf9061]

That's dark.. And funny 😁

[@jennifervalentine8955]

Santa is surprisingly slippery. Also now I can't stop thinking of 47 saying in a German accent, "Come on, come get me!" Oh and later, GET TO THE CHOPPA NOW!

[@Hellwyck]

That'd be an Austrian accent.

[@docette2015]

Santa -- the original jump scare! XD Though it is genuinely fantastic to see this mission, after it was mentioned in your last "bad things to happen to Santa in video games" list. :D Jane did quite well in getting her Santa suit and taking down those two robbers. The "electrified puddle" was worthy of Home Alone itself. :) A well-deserved point!

[@telecleez]

I think the actual shadow client was Krampus. He just wants to smear Santa's name by making him look like a murderer.

[@adicakes]

‘Back once again, are you? More Christmas, Is It?’ - Jane’s sass is amazing! best intro ever

[@timothymclean]

Santa can turn into coal dust? That's pretty cool. I wonder what other holiday figures have cool superpowers. Can the Easter Bunny use eggs as grenades or something?

[@susansparrow]

Timothy McLean have you not seen the documentary “Rise of the Guardians”?

[@jamesanthony8438]

12:52 _Santa stabs a guy with a screwdriver_ *Santa:* "Welcome to the Naughty List!"

[@KarateKitty5000]

Was looking for the video before it was out XD merry Oxmas guys

[@danielaldridge5886]

Also btw love the videos you do, always funny and brighten up my day, here’s to more great OxBox vids in 2019 👍🏼

[@Ac0303]

Santa, spreading the gift of death so you don't have to deal with the boxing day hangover

[@AVFCAM]

How can Jane get challenges this tough when Mike can literally finish a task without actually doing what the challenge was...

[@SteveTheRabbit]

It's a Christmas miracle, and Jane "Barrelroll" Douglas is still in the competition.

[@cozy_kelpie]

"Santa's kind of terrifying." Indeed! You know how little kids try and stay up to see him? Friend of the family used to do that. Armed with a baseball bat. To defend her house from the old man who was going to break into it.

[@Ren95]

Good kid instincts.

[@NGMonocrom]

Punching out Santa.... A lump of coal for all 5 of you.

[@stephensutton5485]

Now we know why Santa wears red. He's covered in the blood of the naughty.

[@Hellwyck]

"My xmas dreams started in November..." "Put me in coach, I got xmas dreams, I got 'em bad!!"

[@peterdennis4394]

At 7:55 imagine if you were on the streets of Paris looking up at the windows, only to see a Vampire Magician staring out at you from an attic window. Truly horrifying.

[@ClumsyByFact]

I love how chaotic it is every time they play Hitman. Unless Andy plays of course, he is stealth king after all.

[@kassandra7313]

Every time Jane talks I fall a little bit more in love with her shes so FUNNY

[@miamiheat33162]

I like this version of Santa better. Instead of milk and cookies, I’m going to leave him some whiskey and cigarettes

[@Hellwyck]

Cigars, please.

[@Technoir444]

Judging by that intro Jane’s been on the chocolate liquors all morning. Jane + sugary alcohol = trouble.

[@noddler217]

Nah, Jane's like that speed = mass times velocity equation thingy. Jane = TRsquared.

[@jamesanthony8438]

TechNoir, It's how she channels Cthulhu =)

[@Joyful_Traitor]

I have seen this video quite a few times now always for the fright santa givers you guys its funny as hell

[@saitojharry]

That happy Jane on the thumbnail is all i need for this day. Thanks ox! lol omg 😊

[@lewayprevis]

OMG! SCREWY! He returns! And in time for Christmas!

[@alexandrakatherinaschulteh9780]

With all the statues in the attic Icouldn't help but wonder: Is there a Hitman level with wheeping angels and who would win. Them or Agent 47?

[@danielaldridge5886]

Wow when playing Hitman, Jane is actually pretty hilarious, and her intros aren’t bad either... :)

[@RayLumos]

Well at least there was one Christmas miracle for 47 and Jane which is beautiful. Mine won't happen this year I messed up my Elusive Target very badly so no Christmas present for my 47. Oh and also Jane, a Kalender a day is absolutely fine. I mean you would eat more chocolate anyway why not mix it with some fun activities.

[@thegreatpineapple4425]

Jane: _Eliminates a target via an accidental kill_ Me: She's gonna nail this! Jane: _Stands next to the scene of crime obliviously afterwards._ Me: Never mind.

[@AngelBeatYunara]

You really decked the halls with shocks and thrown stars!

[@leafandryly]

It's an advent calendar everyday until Christmas for a total of 25 advent calendars. I feel like Jane and i would get along because of stuff like that

[@WiskeyFire]

3:50 Everyone should have stood up in applause from that reference

[@brandonmichaelheimbach452]

I like the way Jane approaches Advent calendars-one a day-there’s no such thing as too much candy!

[@danielaldridge5886]

‘You’re supposed to give presents, not receive them’, somehow I don’t think this Santa really understands the true spirit of Christmas....

[@rsolsjo]

"Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house Not a creature was stirring Not even a mouse Save for one agent On the upper deck Who will knock Santa out And snap his neck"

[@greenmeat1270]

'How did he sneak in here without setting of the tripwires?' 'He's using the trees!'

[@petemarshall3512]

Jane as Santa: “I can kill anyone!” Seems about right.

[@LordBloodraven]

12:50 Santa 47: "Stay off the Naughty-List... or else..."

[@liamgurney138]

* walks to bar, found trespassing * Guess Santa isn't allowed to mix his own screwdriver.

[@DominicanInTheUK]

first love you jane... Jane is best hitman

[@derpyderpdog5071]

Your not first

[@DominicanInTheUK]

@@derpyderpdog5071 there were zero comments

[@derpyderpdog5071]

But not first it needed to refresh

[@Hellwyck]

@@derpyderpdog5071 *you're

[@danielaldridge5886]

Wow and Santa literally jumps down and gets killed, reminds me of that film The Santa Clause, he who kills Santa must now become Santa Seriously though, that was terrifying. And don’t want to imagine what Hitman Santa would be like.... 😆

[@mashaelalanzi9607]

That was truly amazing, one would say it was a true Christmas miracle

[@shadowcat1606]

Wow ... Santa really is terrifying in Hitman. That would allmost qualify as a jump scare.

[@notoriousbmc1]

Santa finally got his comeuppance. He enslaves elves, puts them to work in his sweatshop and takes all the credit for their hard, unappreciated work. He's the *real* Krampus!

[@lespaulpanhead025]

I like to imagine that Santa-vision is a high tech visor that is stored in his hat but everything he sees is all visible in red and green.

[@Hailstormand]

I've never heard so much happiness over electrocution since... that job in Japan.

[@audoldends6799]

Fun fact. The US military (NORAD) actually tracks Santa on Christmas Eve and you can call in from anywhere in the world and ask them where he is at any given time. They have him on a massive map that actually does show him moving across the globe.

[@sgtraytango]

It wouldn't surprise me if Jane was an actual assassin hiding among gamers with how good she is at the Hitmans.

[@Crimson_Rogue97]

Jane can I sit down now?

[@timothymclean]

"Mommy, why are the police chasing Santa Claus out of that mansion with guns?"

[@skywaylands]

Surprised you didnt have santa leave through the chimney

[@ronin3993]

Pretty sure Jane's 47 qualifies more as Krampus than Santa.

[@tbd211]

The only Santa I believe in is Carlos Santana

[@sacrosanct23]

He is Supernatural XD

[@hannuback]

Smooth!

[@eurusadventum2122]

All i want for Christmas is agent 47 as Santa I mean phew..!

[@MinniMaster]

Turns out, Santa himself is the Nightmare Before Christmas.

[@lawsonporter6113]

How did it take this long to get a hitman challenge? Also how is it not Andy's?

[@zanderwithaz5315]

I agree that Andy should've had the Hitman challenge. As much as I like Jane, Andy is just better

[@NisansaDdS]

@@zanderwithaz5315 It needs to be a "challenge". No point in giving Andy a Hitman "challenge". Its like giving Mike a challenge in Forza or Jane a challenge in Dragon Age.

[@michiev]

@@zanderwithaz5315 Andy is "stealthier", not better.

[@kirkanos4213]

“Feels good doesn’t it, Santa? Your first kill. You never forget it.” Nothing alarming about that commentary.

[@nathandestler1309]

"I know what he's getting in his stocking." Is it the knife from today's OXtra challenge?

[@danielaldridge5886]

I will not deny that those ghostly ‘Ho Ho Ho’ sound genuinely terrifying, what is this, a Ghost Santa Claus? 😳

[@areoan7167]

Ah a recreation of the classic movie Santa Claus vs Dracula in his magician phase

[@Ren95]

Okay, Santa is low key terrifying. Who'd have thought 47's murder version would feel safer? D:

[@RonnieBarzel]

I got far more into watching this than I rightfully should. Now I have a vague idea of how sports fans feel watching games on TV.

[@MidnightVoyager]

You missed the Christmas ghost in the attic! (You actually looked right at it)

[@Ren95]

And then I never slept again 0_0

[@MrHypnofan]

Can you supply a timestamp, please?

[@earthlybump4843]

6:18 gods that sound scared the crap out of me..

[@johnevans5706]

Having worked as an elf in santas grotto his appearing is just as terrifying in real life.

[@MrUkraider]

Hitman santa is the best in game santa in all video games ever, Jane rocks it well.

[@levi1929]

Happy Xmas to all! And a very merry Jane! I’m supporting you this year. \o/ Xmas Jane! Xmas Jane!

[@alexandertheok3316]

Thank you for doing my challenge

[@hannuback]

Go, Jane! That gift wasn't a miss...

[@codysaxe2002]

Andy’s Krampus prediction has come true! He’s coming for us all run!!!

[@finn_brice]

Guys this level is in hitman 2 and is a lot more refined (not sure if you guys knew) Great vid btw☺️

[@respectableaf9061]

On the tenth day of Christmas OxBox gave to me... 10 bullet-fleshwounds 9 customizations 8 ft drop 7 kinds of loot 6 nautic miles 5 feral ghouls 4 torched turkeys 3 lined up hats 2 DDTs And A ball on a big grass field!

[@StrawHatGuy_]

Then last moments had me on the edge of my seat!

[@DarylVanHumbeck]

Jane: "That was hairy." Me: "I thought that was Marv..."

[@kcollier2192]

Boy- talk about getting a challenge right in your wheelhouse- this should be a bases empty grand slam for Jane :) ...

[@bilbo_t_baggins2762]

Andy, I was going to do that screwdriver joke.

[@kennethgriggs8737]

Hit man, Santa challenge; you must assassinate Santa with perfect stealth. (Would’ve made a more interesting mission IMO)

[@JasonZakrajsek]

I think this is where they got the footage for the “7 Worst Things to Happen to Santa in Video Games” video they published 2 days ago.