Jane thinks the Wabbajack is evil because if it turns someone into food, she imagines they remain conscious while she eats them alive. Sure Jane, it's the weapon that is evil.
@anarchyantz15644 жыл бұрын
Our Dark Queen is just "misunderstood".
@nicholasfarrell59814 жыл бұрын
Nathan Weeks it can be both, ya know.
@marhawkman3034 жыл бұрын
@@nicholasfarrell5981 Using a weapon you know to be horribly cruel is evil yes. Also I suspect that being changed to gold or a sweet roll DOES kill you. It showed the "bounty added" message immediately. Also the sweet roll is an inventory item and not an NPC
@deathbykonami54874 жыл бұрын
Use it on Nazeem
@belafeldbusch33974 жыл бұрын
Nathan Weeks this weapon is basically Majin Boo
@gruggerduggerhoose4 жыл бұрын
“Horrible... deliciously horrible” Welp that settles it. Jane has resorted to pastry based cannibalism again. *puts a quid in the jar
@JachAnen4 жыл бұрын
Must be a big jar. The last one I put in mine sticks out after cramming it in
@gruggerduggerhoose4 жыл бұрын
Jan Christoffersen got to get an oil drum then cut a slot in the top of it my dude
@gruggerduggerhoose4 жыл бұрын
Casandshail milk lorry trailer man. Got to store that dough somewhere. Lol
@anarchyantz15644 жыл бұрын
Yeah but we can get away with a technically they arent human any more so not cannibalism excuse when in sweet roll form though (Remember for future get out of jail excuses). Mmmm sweet, sweet rolls.
@Altzar20114 жыл бұрын
She's Android 21
@williamlaswell2654 жыл бұрын
The irony of the K9000 is that it’s a dog being carried around by a mailman.
@alexanderwest60724 жыл бұрын
This comment is seriously underappreciated
@brentonherbert77754 жыл бұрын
Oh my god...
@jacksoncage93034 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@A_Man_The_Man4 жыл бұрын
Wow ironic
@lonewanderer13282 жыл бұрын
Champ and the Postal dude lmao
@devringalbrath4 жыл бұрын
The "non-lethal" methods of defeating each of the bosses in Dishonored are all horrifying, and yet poetically cathartic.
@hansmatheson59764 жыл бұрын
I don’t know man... ..I feel (personally) Dishonored’s NL choices edge too far into the heavy-handed and/or terribly cruel “territory” to be described as “cathartic”. (No matter how narratively poetic they may be)
@jamesmackes45314 жыл бұрын
@@hansmatheson5976 Do you know what "cathartic" means? Forget yourself even, it's cathartic to the player character even more. Every single one of the people you kill is in some way complicit or involved in the death of the Empress, whom you cared deeply for and they pose to harm the society you live in to gain from it.
@ariavachier-lagravech.69104 жыл бұрын
Jane: speculate that the wabbajacked sweet roll is still alive Also Jane: take it to fireplace
@zelg.55514 жыл бұрын
JT: "...so that's why those apples were screaming."
@CAP1984624 жыл бұрын
“Weapons Jane ‘definitely’ won’t be using in the next D&D session”
@jr637-14 жыл бұрын
On her own party mates... >.>
@nicholasfarrell59814 жыл бұрын
Nine Lives Stealer is one.
@TheAsylumCat4 жыл бұрын
On that note, I'm pretty sure the heat metal spell in dnd violates the Geneva convention, especially when plate armor is involved
@nicholasfarrell59814 жыл бұрын
@@TheAsylumCat if you have enough time. Horrid Wilting is far more qualified to commit war crimes, though.
@a_sad_cinnamon_roll15944 жыл бұрын
Say what you will but Jane has done the least damage to fellow party members. If I’m not mistake it’s either Ellen or Luke
@tobiasmills96474 жыл бұрын
Once hit a mudcrab with the wabbajack. It turned invincible, and permanently aggressive against any NPC. I come across it every now and then ahead of the line of dead bodies and destroyed villages.
@Nitrinoxus4 жыл бұрын
A normal game studio: "Hey, there's a bug here. Let's take it out." Obsidian: "Hey, there's a bug here. Let's make it into a joke weapon!"
@FenrirStrife14 жыл бұрын
Bethesda: "Hey, there's a bug here...and here... and here... and here... and here... and here... and over there... and up there...huh... Lets add more microtransactions."
@Nitrinoxus4 жыл бұрын
@@FenrirStrife1 Pretty much, yeah. Their games' bugginess used to be charming, but now it just makes them look like a bunch of work-shy hacks with no QA skills.
@Micras084 жыл бұрын
@@Nitrinoxus Pretty much. It was rather charming up until they decided to try and cash in on their own incompetence :-/
@Nitrinoxus4 жыл бұрын
@@Micras08 A joke isn't as funny when the punchline is in on the joke, yeah.
@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii61494 жыл бұрын
Now no one can argue that it's not a feature!
@voltzoen62624 жыл бұрын
Sweet roll: I used to be an adventurer like you until I ran into a mad man with a Wabbajack.
@mpcollins19934 жыл бұрын
Fimmion hungry
@roadkillz784 жыл бұрын
Until I took a Wabbajack to the knee.
@PogoPinguin19884 жыл бұрын
Just imagine the guard next to your victim go "Let me guess... Someone turned you into a sweetroll..."
@xdsmile53594 жыл бұрын
Me:Well im gonna make a buffet of sweet rolls. Also me:Torture at its finest.
@Hercules1-v9m4 жыл бұрын
The Soul Tear shout from Skyrim. Literally rip the soul from somebody's body and enslave the soulless corpse that is still self aware.
@zach112413 ай бұрын
Nah. Soul trapping someone in a gem isn’t evil. Putting that soul gem next to Meridia’s Beacon, however....
@welshzecorgi79034 жыл бұрын
"-never to enjoy walkies again." Technically you could walk the K9000. I believe the term is "walking fire".
@lonelywanderer11144 жыл бұрын
I don't think K9000 is cruel because he seems genuinely sad when you put him away. 😢
@donnykitsune57074 жыл бұрын
@@lonelywanderer1114 yeah more the worse weapon to ignore
@awesomechainsaw4 жыл бұрын
Lonely Wanderer 111 which is why I take him on regular bandit killing walks
@dopetrashman77304 жыл бұрын
"The human head has five holes..." 7 if you count the eye sockets.
@austinknight58814 жыл бұрын
I think they were referring to the traditional "5 orifices" in Chinese lore... maybe? Plus, also, another hole if you count the throat. Through which it DOES technically extract the brain...
@joshuaalderson8604 жыл бұрын
8 when you decapitate
@saintdelamuerte98134 жыл бұрын
I counted six because I'm a psychopath and instantly autocorrected to decapitated human head
@KyrieFortune4 жыл бұрын
@@saintdelamuerte9813 doesn't decapitating someone reduce the number of holes? You take away the ears and mouth to replace it with only one hole (which is just the continuity of the mouth)
@yowtfputthemaskbackon92024 жыл бұрын
well, if it's got a hole...
@acejohnson39394 жыл бұрын
If the K9000 has a dog's brain, ears that perk up when enemies are around, and sniffs for enemies too... Isn't it actually a more effective attack dog getting infinite walkies without the mess..? Well at least not one you have to clean up.
@firstnamelastname71244 жыл бұрын
HE IS A GOOD BOY HOW DARE YOU HATE ME FOR GIVING HIM WALKIES
@sarahsayshello97264 жыл бұрын
He spits alot though. Leaves brass casings laying around everywhere. Dont even ask where those come out of
@user-ns3vs3bp3e4 жыл бұрын
This whole thing is just a “Jane’s favourite weapons” compilation
@-DarkAngel1982-4 жыл бұрын
And God bless her psychotic little heart for it.
@LostSoulNo3012814 жыл бұрын
As soon as I saw Destroy All Humans in the spoiler list I knew where this was going... Up the bum.
@NathanWeeks4 жыл бұрын
Implode is a weapon that causes "ruptured organs, explosive blood spray, and a whole bunch of screaming." By me. I'm the one who is screaming. Now, and probably forever since hearing that description.
@tpbloomfield4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the descriptions of most of the spells, weapons and artifacts in that game are just brilliant if you want a lot of horrific imagery, Implode is just one of many.
@uberfreak24 жыл бұрын
Nah, the cruelest was controlling some npc to take to the demon forge to be torn apart in return for some items
@IkeFanBoy64 Жыл бұрын
The saving grace is that it seems rather quick. Also, you'd probably go into shock and be dead well before popping.
@haitianptc3334 жыл бұрын
I still remember The Sheepinator from Ratchet and Clank. You turn your enemy into a harmless sheep, and if you're determined enough, you can upgrade it so the sheep also explode.
@nickjeffery5364 жыл бұрын
The worst weapons were the friends we made along the way
@xdsmile53594 жыл бұрын
*Looks at Gaurdian sadistically*
@mybutthasteeth13474 жыл бұрын
The wabbajack ain't mean at all! Who doesn't want to be a gold coin? Or be a mudcrab? Its great fun! Who doesn't love fun? You said it yourself, it's deliciously horrible to turn them into a wheel of cheese!
@ColdNekoAngel4 жыл бұрын
You are totally right.
@AlexDuos4 жыл бұрын
Hey wait a sec...
@aerothallji65144 жыл бұрын
It's The Staff Of FuuuuuuuuuuUuuuuuuuuuuuuuUuuuuuuuuuuuuun
@derekstronf18374 жыл бұрын
I once had a greatsword drop from nowhere. Saved my a Ass all the same. Then I turned a skeleton into a chicken. Good times...
@fatrobin724 жыл бұрын
shame it doesn't have the option to turn people into newts...
@Uniclonus4 жыл бұрын
"Coffin filler". Brilliant. Never change Jane, you're the best.
@MrAceofspades6274 жыл бұрын
That man did not turn invisible Jane. He disintegrated.
@Fyrmer4 жыл бұрын
Potato, potahto.
@bumbyonline4 жыл бұрын
MrAceofspades627 hey, I couldn’t see him afterwards, counts in my book
@Alizudo4 жыл бұрын
@ There's also a perk that gives Fire spells a chance to incinerate enemies low on health, turning them into piles of ash. They still drop items, but same necromancy problem.
@davidmoore12534 жыл бұрын
@ A very ethical objection.
@pessimisticpianist5824 жыл бұрын
" we are all terrible, terrible people " *-outsidetgebox 2019*
@Floymin4 жыл бұрын
Call me old, but I don't know TGE.
@yoshi85014 жыл бұрын
the guest says with flowey as profile picture
@pessimisticpianist5824 жыл бұрын
@@yoshi8501 ☻
@yoshi85014 жыл бұрын
says the guest who had a flowey profile picture when he sent that command
@xdsmile53594 жыл бұрын
Gee Thanks for telling something I already know.
@Artificer19114 жыл бұрын
The human head has 7 holes, we just have two of them plugged up with eyes.
@soldier1stclass6404 жыл бұрын
Which is still more dignified than what the probe does
@CasperVonGhoul4 жыл бұрын
Heh this made me take a moment to count them
@LtBasil4 жыл бұрын
Actually it has thousands of holes. Most of them are pores.
@6961904 жыл бұрын
@@LtBasil and/or sweat glands
@Artificer19114 жыл бұрын
@@LtBasil I wondered if anyone would bring that up. 😊
@OptiJams4 жыл бұрын
"Big willy unleashed" "should have been a tip off" HOH
@juanmarailgun77834 жыл бұрын
"have you tried... hear me out... biting them on the neck?" What?! naah. Kain just raises his hand and the blood just... flows into his mouth. I mean he SOMETIMES bites necks, but that's more of his killing method rather than feeding one.
@rocketrooster24104 жыл бұрын
If you include the Rat swarm from dishonored you should also include the vigor "a murder of crows" from bioshock infinite. What more brutal way than being pecked to death by a swarm of crows?
@anarchyantz15644 жыл бұрын
Bee swarm maybe?
@MrShukaku19914 жыл бұрын
A swarm of Bees?
@anarchyantz15644 жыл бұрын
@@MrShukaku1991 Well insects, probably including bees. Bioshock one and two had a plasmid for Insect swarm.
@moonraven61454 жыл бұрын
Possession vigor as well, have your mind enslaved to it's owner, and then be forced to bludgeon yourself to death when it wears off
@mrGovnoff4 жыл бұрын
A swarm of flying zombie sharks?
@rashkavar4 жыл бұрын
The implosion one reminded me of a skill in Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines: Blood Boil. Make a person's blood literally boil until the pressure...well, Kain said all that needs saying about pressure...
@gothnerd8874 жыл бұрын
I wonder which clan Kain fits in with?
@kallasantysanty60924 жыл бұрын
@@gothnerd887 He is named Kain ... but lets say he was just a regular vamp, i would say Ventrue with some Tremere added for extra bloody effects :)
@VergilAngelus4 жыл бұрын
Kain would probably be directly analogous to Caine since he is the 'father' of the modern vampire types in LoK. I specify modern vampire types for anyone that's actually played the games.
@kallasantysanty60924 жыл бұрын
@@VergilAngelus Yep not the ancient winged and blueish ones, and not even the first human ones (was it Vorador? I think it was:)) but later on the father of all the new ones (like Raziel in his pre-reaver of souls state :P). The lore there is a bit confusing with all the time paradoxes but i think i remembered it right ...
@guilhermebraga97734 жыл бұрын
Goth Nerd he is so evil that I would go with old clan Tzimisce.
@TheGuardDuck4 жыл бұрын
Horrible Weapons pt 2 "Oh cool, it gets worse!"
@logansrevenge12144 жыл бұрын
The sweet roll is sentient and aware as you eat it alive? 😟 Stay out of Jane's head cannon.
@anarchyantz15644 жыл бұрын
Or the range of her head cannon.
@hexagonalchaos3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if it could talk and didn’t rot, new friend who smells like food and is emergency food too
@LadyOnikara3 жыл бұрын
I have a few mods on Skyrim that do a couple things similar to Wabbajack. If a guard says "Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll", it turns them into a sweetroll. If they say the line about arrows to the knee, they get struck by lightning. If Nazeem says the line about going to the Cloud District, he gets flung up into the air VERY high, then crashes back down, still alive. Three mods that I will never play without.
@Elfangorax4 жыл бұрын
"Haha, hilarious! I mean, not hilarious, horrible... Deliciously horrible." Careful, Jane; your Prudence is showing.
@romancuadradocartelle61934 жыл бұрын
The good thing about periodically forgetting about Blood Omen is getting to rediscover the Shakespearean lines and the awesome voice acting. Vae victis!
@rayceeya86594 жыл бұрын
#5 reminds me of the "Blood Boil" attack in "Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines". "The target's blood is instantly heated to boiling, causing him to explode violently. Others nearby take blast damage from the explosion."
@elafimilo81994 жыл бұрын
Agh. Thanks for that.
@thehulkster94344 жыл бұрын
Skyrim: pretty much any enchanted weapon. I mean, as if fueling your weapon on the souls of your enemy wasn't bad enough, Dawngaurd had to go and show us where all those souls end up for eternity.
@seaborgium9194 жыл бұрын
I mean.... to be fair it was made worth it by Magical Demon Horse Arvak~*
@rebelwolf7724 жыл бұрын
I thought the soul burned out after you fueled your weapon with it and they just stayed in the soul crain until they were used
@thehulkster94344 жыл бұрын
@@seaborgium919, yeah, the demon horse went a long way to convincing me I wasn't the bad guy.
@thehulkster94344 жыл бұрын
@@rebelwolf772 - I don't know, it's elder scorlls lore, it's self contradictory and confusing. Either way, using the souls of your enemies to power your weapons doesn't seem like a good thing, regardless of what happens with that soul.
@insaincaldo4 жыл бұрын
@@rebelwolf772 It's more of a sacrificial offering in exchange for the enchantment.
@geraintthomas43434 жыл бұрын
Rome 1 and medieval 2 total wars: Plague, just plague. Get a spy infected, send them to an enemy city, watch half the people die, get an easier battle when you attack it.
@davidmoore12534 жыл бұрын
Wow
@insaincaldo4 жыл бұрын
well then
@hafizhaditya28964 жыл бұрын
tbh... the K9000/fido actually like you to use him... and it will whimper sadly when you decide to change your weapon... i guess the dog just too innocent to understand to even understand that he turned into a gun. and its eat bullet as the think tank said, and the reason they give it to you is because they ran out of bullet for fido to eat. so you give him treat if you reload him lol...
@connortheandroidsentbycybe77404 жыл бұрын
Who thought making Prudence aware of "Implode" was a good idea?
@connortheandroidsentbycybe77404 жыл бұрын
@Prime Megalodon hmm?
@Bigal30314 жыл бұрын
I blame Cthulu
@connortheandroidsentbycybe77404 жыл бұрын
@@Bigal3031 that makes sense!
@craigfunk34532 жыл бұрын
Why just Implode? I enjoy Penta-lich of Tarot! Why have havoc and brutality in only 1 spot on screen? Have practically all the 'item' deaths going on at once! Have some implode! Some explode into meaty chunks! and other melt into a poisonous, plagued pile of goo dangerous to all who pass through it! Made even better once you know how to send other sacrifices into the spirit forges via mind control! Get so many of these items you may as well never bother with the regular spells unless required (or do the go to game breaker of chaos armor, energy bank (as needed), and repel; become immune to damage while your attackers gleefully kill themselves!)
@moonraven61454 жыл бұрын
Got one with questionable consequences, the Celestial Claw from Amid Evil, it's basically a staff that Steals planets out of space and time, shrinks them down inside the staff, and shoots them like rockets, and yes you can capture the Earth sometimes and blast it at enemies :)
@marhawkman3034 жыл бұрын
what sort of enemy are you fighting that hurling planets at them isn't overkill? O_o'
@Jankenstein5 ай бұрын
@@marhawkman303 Parasitic demon crystals, holy warriors of an ancient celestial power source, beings of indescribable power and chaos that have slain gods, uh.....The literal embodiment of evil and his fountains of infinitely flowing life force? I'd say the claw and it's cousin the Infinium are underpowered for the task.
@warpjediAK4 жыл бұрын
Surely you're the bad guy in 'destroy all humans' regardless of which weapons you use?
@SgtCookie1114 жыл бұрын
I mean... have you _seen_ humans?
@iSTEFIXi4 жыл бұрын
@@josephmichealholland5381 agree
@livingcorpse56644 жыл бұрын
Even more of a badguy for how cruel it is.
@edi98924 жыл бұрын
Meh. Humans are by far the worst invasive species. A little population control would be for the good of every other species...
@iSTEFIXi4 жыл бұрын
@@edi9892 i vote we destroy america
@tylorfox7834 жыл бұрын
That one bullet in Turok: Evolution that eats your enemy alive while making tweety bird sounds
@maxvel0city9064 жыл бұрын
That Sweet Roll sure did a "Sweet Roll" when it hit the ground! Totally not sorry. 😋
@Emil_Stoltz4 жыл бұрын
Nice.
@iamrei8564 жыл бұрын
In skyrim, I killed a dragon with 239 cheese rolls thanks to the telekinesis spell. Man I love cheese.
@catluvr24 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a lethal case of lactose intolerance.
@Linosek2794 жыл бұрын
-Sees Sheogorath Yep, we know were this is goong
@wyattderp5814 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure any weapon Mike uses makes him the bad guy... especially if there's dynamite involved!
@anarchyantz15644 жыл бұрын
Oh come on thats not fair to Mike! He doesnt need any weapon for that.
@BogeyTheBear3 жыл бұрын
It is established canon that Mike has the Gambit-like ability to make any object he throws explode.
@MoonlightStrider4 жыл бұрын
I honestly felt really nostalgic hearing Kain's voice again Simon Templeman did such a great job, he could make reading the Terms of Services sinister, or a takeaway menu.
@YourWaywardDestiny4 жыл бұрын
NGL I got a little giddy just hearing him. All the weird little things about that game seem really fun right about now. I'm going to go replay it, go walk around in meat armor because it's hilarious and get really confused by the Doll Maker section all over again.
@MoonlightStrider4 жыл бұрын
@@YourWaywardDestiny I honestly never really finished it properly as a kid, I got stuck after legging it from Malik and child me didn't know how to get to Vorador. But seriously the way he described the properties of items, I swear when he was talking about the Inspire Hate spell he sounded like he was being pleasured by the thought.
@YourWaywardDestiny4 жыл бұрын
@@MoonlightStrider This game was pretty good about letting you know Kain is an asshole. It was made in a time that Anne Rice vampires were big, so hate-loving him was perfected. If you can find a copy and a PS1 with all the accompaniments, it might be worth another try through. Simon Templeman's performance doesn't get any less great throughout. It's certainly better than the cutscenes.
@sasuunix63324 жыл бұрын
The first thought I had of a bad guy weapon was the Cerebral Bore from Turok 2. It drills into the eye of a victim only to detonate an explosive in the brain.
@anarky17659 ай бұрын
They already did that one
@TheJaguar19834 жыл бұрын
I remember playing Shadow Warrior at lunchtime at school one and just cycling firing modes on the guardian head and grossing out my friend with the squelching sound it makes.
@tusharchandra42764 жыл бұрын
Shifting fingers around the back of the skull? Sounds like Prudence might enjoy that.
@WhiskeyTobin4 жыл бұрын
The WMD in Postal 2 that basically released a bioweapon. Or the anthrax cow head
@toe_sucker_41654 жыл бұрын
Obsidian said "it's a feature now" but it was actually a feature now.
@Prrreciousss4 жыл бұрын
I remember someone claiming they broke the Markarth quest to turning someone important into a sweetroll and eating them by accident
@richardtaillon16164 жыл бұрын
Everyone twenty five years ago: "I love Shadow Warrior!' Everyone now, acting like Intellectuals: "Penis jokes are not funny."
@CyFiWasTaken4 жыл бұрын
"The Mandibular Re-arranger." The WHAT
@MultiNonymous4 жыл бұрын
It's the literal version of the proverbial ugly stick.
@DirgeTV4 жыл бұрын
I feel like I need a Science degree based solely upon hearing that pronounciation.
@MySerpentine4 жыл бұрын
It rearranges your mandible, obviously.
@FireFox640000004 жыл бұрын
You know I read the title of this and thought you were talking about weapons that were just plain terrible or bad and I immediately thought anything given to you by Sheogorath. After hearing what you actually meant by that title I was pleased to know that my answer still wasn't wrong.
@foofoo33444 жыл бұрын
I love it when the Wabbajack turns people into chickens.
@Skaitania4 жыл бұрын
Now we know what happened to the NPCs in early ME:Andromeda: someone with a Mandibular Rearranger got loose.
@anarchyantz15644 жыл бұрын
Most of us are followers of Jane, so instead of a Dark Lord she will be our queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love her and despair! So yeah, there pretty much aren't any weapons we wouldn't wield when commanded by our mistress of the dark.
@thehulkster94344 жыл бұрын
The army of Jane really needs a cool catchphrase worthy of our magnificent ruler.
@DapperDemon4 жыл бұрын
my favorite thing about the Wobbajack specifically is that it can break the game, because it can turn a quest essential NPC into a sweetroll.
@seagreen424 жыл бұрын
"Coffin filler" My slightly murdery d&d character is absolutely going to start calling people that! Thanks Jane (or whoever wrote that bit)
@tyrdravok23294 жыл бұрын
A pleb: using this gun makes you a horrible person. Me, an intellectual: how I use normal guns makes me a horrible person.
@rebelwolf7724 жыл бұрын
Whatever happened to the art of beating a man to death using a bag of doorknobs
@Horseshoecrabwarrior4 жыл бұрын
@@rebelwolf772 Or art of beating a man to death with a firearm? I hunger for the feeling of a skull caving in under the force of a rifle buttplate.
@thebenexperience4 жыл бұрын
@@rebelwolf772 or beating a man to death with his own severed leg
@RobLMoney4 жыл бұрын
Whatever happened to catching a good old fashioned passionate ass whooping and getting your shoes coat and hat tooken?
@BattyButtercup4 жыл бұрын
I PHYSICALLY RECOILED WHEN THAT SWEETROLL "consumed" SOUND HAPPENED.
@sonicquake00ad264 жыл бұрын
Skyrim Nexus Mod - Inside-Out spell =^_^= When you first meet the members of the Dark Brotherhood, a cranky old mage-assassin named Festus Krex, tells a story of his latest job, in which he tried out a new spell he's been working and almost turned his target inside out. You can now use this spell to turn your enemies into a pile of goo bits =^_^=
@cphtfluke75654 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the time I used the climate adjusting terraforming tool as a weapon in Spore. I raised the temperature on any enemy planet until it was so hot that all the trees and wildlife died, and the residents of the capital city were trapped in their own energy to keep the heat out. I used global warming to ruin an entire alien planet.
@beanface74082 жыл бұрын
You can do some really messed up things in that game. Genocide, brainwashing, blowing up entire planets.
@cphtfluke75652 жыл бұрын
@@beanface7408 Hell, you get an achievement for launching an ICBM
@beanface74082 жыл бұрын
@@cphtfluke7565 You get an achievement for blowing up Earth
@KeybladeMasterAndy4 жыл бұрын
Jane is a Pastry-themed cannibal confirmed.
@EvanMe4 жыл бұрын
They call her the Demon Gamer of Fleet Street
@louisfarrow29024 жыл бұрын
Honestly these presenters are genuinely fantastic. Their deliveries are just great well done to U guys
@thespazdragon2 жыл бұрын
I preferred to look at the k9000 as another pet. I took it for walkies all the time, and when it located bad guys I called it a good boy. In my playthrough, my canine cannon loved his life.
@that_deadeyegamer79204 жыл бұрын
*"Little teddy bear toes"* Ahh Dr Dala, the only character in the game who I avoided conversation with.
@AzureIV4 жыл бұрын
I can see using the Mandibular Rearranger to make it easier for head shots.
@charlescannon24694 жыл бұрын
All of us? I didn't use.... Spoilers: Destroy all Humans ....Oh sh*t. Yeah, fair enough.
@laurenbastin88494 жыл бұрын
I love commenter editions, they're one of the things that make outsidexbox so special
@Nakker424 жыл бұрын
Had hoped to see my line when destroy all humans came up in spoilers but James Anthony definitely put it better. Ah well one day I will be in an oxbox video
@lets_rock_and_ride59434 жыл бұрын
6:12 And Jane has instantly pulled back in to humming the Tetris tune and of course add her lyrics of "Tetris song"
@Darkwing_Drunk4 жыл бұрын
I really want another Blood Omen or a remake of Blood Omen.
@evanlandis9904 жыл бұрын
TO BE FAIR, I adopted K9000 so he wouldn't be alone. In fact, I let Rex carry Fido so they can share walks together. I mean, they can still speak to each other, and are cybernetic. Rex and K9000 are family
@bisurker4 жыл бұрын
Hearing Jane mispronounce Sheogorath truly hurts my immortal soul 😂
@Charlie947813 жыл бұрын
The K9000 brain could be reunited with its original body which is then upgraded with a hydraulic exoskeleton that supports the main cannon and transforms the dog into a furry tank
@ApesWithEgos4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the term "coffin filler." Just know that I will be stealing it for use in appropriate occasions. Don't ask what might be appropriate occasions.
@Alightminer82 жыл бұрын
The sound Andy made at the smiley face in the first comment gets me for no reason. XD
@SuperBeardWill4 жыл бұрын
I'm just amazed that destroy all humans came out when I was 15 in 2005. I feel old 😂
@chrismanuel97684 жыл бұрын
I was 17
@Jared78734 жыл бұрын
I was 21.
@yun-jinlee37824 жыл бұрын
I was 3 😌
@maxblake55643 жыл бұрын
Elder Scrolls’ Mace of Molag Bal. You don’t even need head canon to justify its evil nature. It is canon that every enemy you kill with this Daedric Artifact spends all of eternity powering your various enchantments with their own life force.
@unnamedofficial57964 жыл бұрын
Wait, Jane has a Head Cannon? I'd definitely pay money to see that in action. And even more money *not* to see it in action, now that I think about it. Either way, I'll bet it belongs on this list.
@ApertureScienceInnovators4 жыл бұрын
The K9000 is a loyal companion. It even whines when you put it away. It's not a horrible weapon it's a good boy!
@teaformoo69324 жыл бұрын
Andy- "the human head has five holes" Me- *takes a moment to count said holes Literally never thought of my head like that before...
@mattball86224 жыл бұрын
For an extra unnerving edge, a hole that leads into the interior of the body is known as a 'meatus'. I am cursed with this knowledge, so now you are too.
@NAcHO-wx5vg4 жыл бұрын
Bruh. I was thinking I was the only one who had to think about that and count all 5 holes.
@chrismanuel97684 жыл бұрын
Two ears, two eyes, two nostrils, a mouth... Hey wait that's seven!
@anarchyantz15644 жыл бұрын
Technically you can make it 7 if you also include the eye holes. Just requires a bit of extra pushing to get in them though.
@teaformoo69324 жыл бұрын
@@anarchyantz1564 True, but by that logic you could make it ANY amount if you push hard enough.
@mitrovarr8 күн бұрын
One of my favorites is the spell "Invoke" from Clive Barker's Undying. Used normally, it either puts down undead creatures permanently or raises dead monsters to fight for you. That's boring. However, if you cast it on a living human enemy, they'll immediately cry out, and then slowly and deliberately kill themselves with whatever weapon they carry. It's as disturbing as it sounds.
@rho-starmkl44834 жыл бұрын
Look on the bright side, none of those weapons are in a game where your character can wear a mankini.
@marhawkman3034 жыл бұрын
Hmm... this claim feels like it needs verification... Also, Skyrim has thousands of mods, at least one has got to be a mankini.
@DirgeTV4 жыл бұрын
Unofficial rule of the internet: If it exists, there is at least one Mankini of it.
@Jessie_Helms3 жыл бұрын
I’d definitely say the worst weapon in Prey 2016 is the recycler grenade. A massive vortex sucking everything in and breaking it into its component parts... living things included.
@pusheencat10534 жыл бұрын
The rat swarms are in a pleuge tale: innocence as well
@IkeFanBoy643 жыл бұрын
Weapon I never even considered until just now would be the Magnettic Sattelite from Red Alert 3. I mean, it's a giant tractor bean that pulls vehicles and some infantry into space. Safe to say that it wouldn't be a pleasant way to die.
@RudalPL4 жыл бұрын
Legacy of Kain: Blood Omen, I loved this game, I didn't know anyone remembers it! Shame I can't make it tun on Windows 10, I still have the original CD ROM
@kallasantysanty60924 жыл бұрын
If you can instal it at all try using dgVoodoo or similar software to simulate old directx/graphic card/, or try DosBox, or both. It not always works but i could make most of my old games work on win 10 with those.
@angelusumbra57414 жыл бұрын
Sheogorath is the type of guy that can either be your best friend, or your worst enemy, and there's literally no way to know until things are already kicking off around you. So any event that he attends WILL be memorable. One way... Or another... Good luck. 😊 Addendum: This video just got a lot more awesome because it has Legacy of Kain within it. Everyone hypes the depth and complexity of the Metal Gear series. But Legacy of Kain is up there with it, if not beyond it, in that area. Even with how the gameplay in them can be repetitive, overly challenging, or both, I still love the series.
@interregnum_4 жыл бұрын
If given the chance, I bet Mike could have a target in Dishonored devoured by rats from across the map.
@MikeysBoredGaming4 жыл бұрын
“How do you feel about swarms of things? Good? Well i hope its not bad...” *That was way funnier than it had any business being*
@patrikhjorth32914 жыл бұрын
My first reaction: "Jane is wearing a _lightningbolt_ shirt. This may be the most elegantly awesome outfit yet!" Ok, now I'll watch the rest of the video.
@LeviathanRX4 жыл бұрын
Here we are going on about all these new graphical games yet we forget the grandaddy of all inhumane heroes *Dig Dug*
@BJGvideos4 жыл бұрын
Arcade games gave no fucks and it was fantastic.
@lucde_ville47434 жыл бұрын
Seeing Jane getting excited about turning people into sweet rolls is a little disturbing
@themostbritishpersonalive8684 жыл бұрын
How else am I supposed to absorb peoples life forces
@launcesmechanist95784 жыл бұрын
Another thing about the K9000. When you equip or draw it, it 'barks excitedly' but when to holster/unequip it, it 'whimpers sadly'.
@skidmark27044 жыл бұрын
Jane cannon, the darkest time line.
@mercenarychef94654 жыл бұрын
Or the tastiest timeline? Mmmm, sentient sweet rolls.
@Zartren4 жыл бұрын
Love the implosion there Kain. As a Tremere, I proceed a little differently for similar results...
@CaitlinRC4 жыл бұрын
....heat metal. It bad.
@nicholascross35574 жыл бұрын
Had an adventuring party that used to cast it on their own Warrior in full plate armour (who had a ring of fire resistance) after which they would bear hug opponents to red hot death. The evil part was it made me as DM have to use the >shudder< grappling rules.
@CaitlinRC4 жыл бұрын
NOT THE GRAPPLING RULES
@AndorRadnai4 жыл бұрын
That was a very cute sound for the smiley face on the first entry!!! And I will most definitely use ”deliciously horrible” in the future!