"I'd be building monuments to this thing" They did Jane, he's called Sobek and he's awesome.
@AmberW286 жыл бұрын
Jon Baxter she clearly didn't play the mission where you rescue Sobeks child
@TheTboy0076 жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I was gonna say. It appears they didn't play the game enough to learn it
@andymcp47527 жыл бұрын
Bayek starting the Assassin Order; "This is our Assassins Creed Origins" *Winks to camera, freeze frame roll credits*
@nickm-s7 жыл бұрын
Nah go all in. Freeze frame on the wink while jumping and raising a fist in the air while an 80s song plays.
@amoschew36097 жыл бұрын
Nick M-S nah mate, it's a mid-air freeze frame while the group jumps up to high five while looking at the camera with huge smiles
@dodegagon16417 жыл бұрын
I really want Bayak to get into a fight with his love interest (Aya I think) because she doesn't like how he is against the Queen and all that, but before the fight begins the script should be: Aya: Bayak, this is reckless! This "order" you think highly of creating will only lead to ruin. You went against orders and my orders are to stop you from continuing your journey. Bayak: You are blinded by their lies! You don't understand!Nothing is true! The lies they peddle are endless. For that we can not stop, everything is permitted to stop our enemies, whether you like it or not. Wink to camera
@PAXperMortem7 жыл бұрын
Andy Mcp would be my second favorite quote right after "Wow, you truly are a The Force Awakens."
@domlocke38457 жыл бұрын
Nick M-S I agree with the freeze frame, but it's of them walking away from the camera as The Bengals' Walk Like an Egyptian begins to play in the background that fades to a stylized montage of their coming accomplishments.
@davidwit77497 жыл бұрын
I'm just picturing Jane narrating a nature documentary. "And here we see the majestic hippopotamus. Hippos are vicious mothers who will f___ your s___ all the way up."
@thenodgod17357 жыл бұрын
Because of the first sentence I heard it all in David Attenborough's voice, lmao
@mgsstealthgirl2187 жыл бұрын
Also-not-so-Funfact: Hippos can run up to 50 km/h on land. So you better have a car at the ready - oops. My fault. Nice to have known you Bayek
@domlocke38457 жыл бұрын
I once watched a thing about a guy who was swallowed by a Hippo but managed to get out... it was a very surreal hour of Animal Planet.
@drutzzix7 жыл бұрын
I don't think it's even possible to hunt a hippo with a bow. Like they really are vicious mothers
@mgsstealthgirl2187 жыл бұрын
drutzzix It would probably end just like with a bear. Unless you hit them straight in the eye and the arrow reaches deep enough, the only thing you would accomplish would be to make them more angry.
@martatarasiuk51987 жыл бұрын
Cat-patting, quite obviously, is the most important game mechanic.
@timothymclean7 жыл бұрын
Don't pet Senu too close to your cat-petting grounds. Cats get jealous, and while only one would hardly be a match for a hawk, a whole clowder would be another story. What I'm saying is, don't anger the Catfather.
@domlocke38457 жыл бұрын
I always thought the term clowder didn't fit cats. A Murder of Crows is spot on, but a Clowder of Cats? What? I mean, where is the sense of disdainful superiority?
@benjaminyork27077 жыл бұрын
What if its a freedom eagle?
@davidhollowelljr9497 жыл бұрын
It'll be like a cat version of the Zelda chicken storms.
@Borderlines7 жыл бұрын
Praise Osiris? Don't you mean Bastet? Do you want those cats dead, Jane? Hmm?
@HalfOrcMage7 жыл бұрын
At least she didn't say Anubis
@Fivehe7 жыл бұрын
Sahkmet would do too right?
@Dancingpinata-7 жыл бұрын
Rook Talma True! Though she was more of a lioness godess than a (domestic) cat.
@dragonictus7 жыл бұрын
Praise Toth
@AlphaWolf0965 жыл бұрын
Lexi Guches Bast was a war and lioness goddess, up until the unification of Egypt, where she eventually became Bastet (the -et being used as an indication of lower status in the pantheon, in her case). Bastet became a protector of women (and maybe children), guardian of home and hearth, goddess of fertility, revelry, and perfumes, as well as one of the Eyes of Ra. The Greeks equated her to Artemis, putting her in an interesting position as both a Solar deity (due to association with Ra) and a Lunar deity (due to association by the Greeks with Artemis). She’s also considered to be the wife of Anubis, due to how perfumes are often used in embalming.
@AK-tr6lo7 жыл бұрын
Egypt was still pretty ancient 2000 years ago. If u think the romans are old today that’s what the romans thought about the pyramids
@yastaav7 жыл бұрын
Classic Oxbox, majority of the items on the list involved petting fluffy animals.
@TheOneTrueEfrate7 жыл бұрын
Yastaav Padia as it should be.
@yastaav7 жыл бұрын
Exactly TheOneTrueEfrate!
@eingoluq7 жыл бұрын
It was called Kemet back then. The Greeks called it Egypt, but the Egyptians called it Kemet
@marcusreading37837 жыл бұрын
Actually, if your petting cats, you really should be thanking Bast, not Osiris.
@lelescarlet71845 жыл бұрын
Marcus Reading Yasss! Mythology knowledge for the win! Plus, of course you can pet the cats! They were literally worshiped! It would be a sin to not include that!
@fightnerd7 жыл бұрын
"The enemy of my enemy is not my friend. It turns out he's just a bunch more enemies." Such wisdom, never thought of that before
@lorenzoabrick51887 жыл бұрын
1 thing I learned while watching OXtra playing Assassin's Creed Origins: Ellen is a monster. *echoes in background* _never say die..._
@mgsstealthgirl2187 жыл бұрын
Everyone, get your flamingos to safety, else they might learn to say die
@paulwade58537 жыл бұрын
I put mine into protective custody the day Ellen turned rogue. Trust thee not in the purple headed devil!
@haroldgerken48356 жыл бұрын
Flamingos never say die because I cut out their tongues
@AngelBeatYunara7 жыл бұрын
I like this new edition of Cat Petting Simulator.
@eleanorsmith71527 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this with my cat and every time there's a meow she looks round confused
@Samuraiwavy7 жыл бұрын
Egypt’s original name was Kemet
@mgsstealthgirl2187 жыл бұрын
History nerd high five
@cubancucumber7 жыл бұрын
Go away
@mgsstealthgirl2187 жыл бұрын
But....why..Did you not subscribe, because you enjoy Andy's history lessons and Lukes boat lectures?
@cubancucumber7 жыл бұрын
MGS Stealth Girl not you fam
@Liakos9537 жыл бұрын
Shawn Wavy and it means black land
@loweydude2207 жыл бұрын
Bayek more like by-'eck as in "by 'eck ive just been shanked in the throat by an assassin'
@HZR-mx2xo7 жыл бұрын
Benjadict-Lowerdick Show yourself out.
@luc1ferous7 жыл бұрын
If there is a relative called Corblimi I will die happily somewhere quietly.
@johnnycageband83867 жыл бұрын
Benjadict-Lowerdick 10 points
@aal35967 жыл бұрын
Always be nice to the cats, although I have no worries about that with you guys. In all seriousness though, cats were sacred in Ancient Egypt. A Roman once got stoned to death during the Ptolemaic period because they accidentally harmed a cat. Respect the cats and their protector, Bastet.
@awashington84477 жыл бұрын
So, I'm guessing they're never gonna wrap up that Juno storyline huh...
@mgsstealthgirl2187 жыл бұрын
They gave up on that years ago. If you want a conclusion to that arc, you'll either have to write your own or settle for someone elses fanfiction
@originalcaligulaoctocat7 жыл бұрын
Wasn't that hinted at in Syndicate?
@jayjayson96137 жыл бұрын
Honestly...who cares?
@mgsstealthgirl2187 жыл бұрын
It was. But ever since 3 they have been really half hearted about it. By this point I'd rather they either make a satisfying ending and then only focus on the historical part or commit fully to it and make it a more central part of the games again.
@mgsstealthgirl2187 жыл бұрын
As did I. Hence the comment above ;)
@gtoyadhatagyab80137 жыл бұрын
I remember this one channel who interviewed Ashraf, and he asked whether or not you pet cat in this game, And Ash denied it. But who would've guessed, now you can. Good job Ash.
@Tigercup97 жыл бұрын
I love how lined-up the title is.
@tanislee13617 жыл бұрын
You guys could make a video about dogs who magically know how to do things, despite having no training. An example is mad Max's dog who can sniff out mines and fable's dog who can find buried treasure, even before you buy a book to teach him.
@aNytmare7 жыл бұрын
2 videos in 1 hour? Is it christmas already?
@aNytmare7 жыл бұрын
k thx bai
@DoomWalker427 жыл бұрын
Best cat-petting simulator of 2017! 10/10 would pet cats again! :)
@LukaBago7 жыл бұрын
This is actually the first AC game I've been excited for in a long while. My favourites were AC 2, 3 and Brotherhood.
@fuckknowledge7 жыл бұрын
When he let them 5 arrows fly he was like get down to the ground. The hippo had no choice but to sleep. Shout-out to Chris Smoove!!!
@RuTheSuperJew227 жыл бұрын
Looks like those villagers were attacked by, you guessed it. Hungry hungry hippos! I'll get my coat.
@Arakhor7 жыл бұрын
The chapter subheadings are genuinely the best things about these videos. :)
@mozzyozzy7 жыл бұрын
Did you also learn the true meaning of friendship?
@SickIdiot7 жыл бұрын
why did my brain read that in Jane's voice????
@elias_xp957 жыл бұрын
I love it when a random cat starts following me. Get quite a lot where I live and they are all so cute.
@CaitlinRC7 жыл бұрын
Don't disrespect the cats, they're sacred :D
@timothymclean7 жыл бұрын
Does that make them sacredy-cats?
@domlocke38457 жыл бұрын
If dogs could communicate intelligent thought, I wonder what they'd think of Ancient Egypt?
@hobbs25917 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how their taking mechanics from their other games and putting them into origins
@emmastone80687 жыл бұрын
The thing with cat following you is the same as in watch dogs 2 when you pet a dog and it begins to follow you around lol
@theastrogamer7107 жыл бұрын
Now show us some more stealth failures.
@lucasm.38647 жыл бұрын
*Cue Mike montage*
@KingMaloneBars7 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna drop an outside xbox diss track
@blackbeard_yf1277 жыл бұрын
King Malone Let me know when you do
@paulwade58537 жыл бұрын
King Malone you're in the wrong place mate.
@GuusDeBruyn7 жыл бұрын
Ok.
@ZackRToler7 жыл бұрын
Ellen giggling about the cat is just adorable
@FuzzyTrekkie7 жыл бұрын
"Forget cats! If I were an ancient Egyptian I'd be building monuments to this thing! (Giant Crocodile)." Ever heard of Sobek? He literally looks like a human with a Crocodile head.
@LordDeathwing175 жыл бұрын
THREE things the Internet and Ancient Egypt have in common, Jane: we worship cats, we write on walls, and we communicate in pictures.
@usbiv2237 жыл бұрын
"Pockets Full of Kibble" is the name of my new band!
@M0ntarro7 жыл бұрын
Senu is essentially drone in modern games.
@collollo7 жыл бұрын
#1 and #7 are the best news about Origins I’ve seen yet
@tildenpointer73687 жыл бұрын
One thing that is really cool is that Bayek, while hanging on to a wall, he will do a backflip into a haystack. I though that the fact that Bayek does a backflip was really cool.
@acertwo227 жыл бұрын
Bastet case?! I love you OutsideXbox
@patrickracer437 жыл бұрын
Mike and Andy were busy with trash can duels in WWE 2K18 so Jane had to threaten Luke to play Assassin's Creed Origins... Until Ellen heard about the cats in the game
@thelonelylion6 жыл бұрын
*CAT PETTING SIMULATOR?* Now I need it.
@Liakos9537 жыл бұрын
"You can Assassinate people" Thanks didn't know that lol 😂
@neontime85077 жыл бұрын
HiddenBlade 953 it's because Ubisoft fucked up and doesn't like making fun combat anymore
@AmaranthOriginal7 жыл бұрын
I want an order of Assassins based off the most adorable murder machines ever, cats. Instead of one-hit kills, they subdue their prey and then bat it around for an hour.
@Tucher977 жыл бұрын
so i have to ask, will assassinations still be an attack button prompt or is it an interact prompt, or is weapon choice/attack choice gonna be as bare as syndicate, something i did enjoy in 3 and before was choose weather to use swords, fists, axes, hammers, hidden blades or down right shank them with a knife (or hatchet in 3)
@Some__Guy7 жыл бұрын
It probably says something about me that while I was watching them shoot arrows at the crocodiles, I just thought "USE YOUR SCATTER ARROW!"
@WhiteScarf527 жыл бұрын
Two videos.... uploaded 20 minutes apart... YESSS!
@Sakkeru967 жыл бұрын
Attacking hippos and alligators? Did you learn NOTHING from Mafia 3?
@Micolino98787 жыл бұрын
Maxim 29: The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more, no less.
@ElgrothJohn7 жыл бұрын
The enemy of my enemy is my possible temporary ally. Never a friend ;)
@cool643787 жыл бұрын
Did they add the one button assassinations back in? Or are you guys just playing with a really high level character? I definitely remember seeing an interview where the guy said you'd have to level up your hidden blade to do more damage
@MisterK97397 жыл бұрын
Too Much Tequila Aleks They were just not attacking enemies that are of higher level with shit gear. It's not that hard :D
@ThePartyBoss247 жыл бұрын
Thinking this is a list of interesting things to make me hyped and wanna buy assassins creed origins. First thing on the list is being able to pet cats, which has technically always been in the game and the second is, of all things, assassinating enemies...
@marcherwitch98117 жыл бұрын
"...i'd be building monuments to this thing..." i wanna say sobek? it's sobek right? or khoptek?
@DarylVanHumbeck7 жыл бұрын
Maxim 29: The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy, nothing more, nothing less. ~ Howard Taylor, The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries.
@Thisismyhandle4237 жыл бұрын
I don’t understand why people don’t like this. This looks absolutely amazing! I stopped playing AC after Black Flag. I will definitely check this out
@neontime85077 жыл бұрын
Lil Durk because the combat looks like garbage
@NimbleTack7 жыл бұрын
Why ever would a hippo want to 'fondle your socks'? I assume that's what it stands for.
@bentoth95557 жыл бұрын
If you knew hippos you wouldn't have to ask that. The answer would be apparent. They love socks. They REAAALLY love socks.
@willybob73847 жыл бұрын
Jane: "...with my buddy Ellen." Ellen: "I'm not your buddy, friend." Jane: "I'm not your FRIEND pal." Ellen: "Well, I'm not your pal buddy." Jane: *Sighs* Ellen: "hehe."
@Elora-vd9vq7 жыл бұрын
I love how the most important things for you guys is that you can pet cats and Senu!
@Jaunitta6 жыл бұрын
Cool I had cats following me everywhere now I didn't know you can pat them.... thanks :)
@DrKondziu7 жыл бұрын
I heard Ellen wasn't supposed to be in that Assassin Creed gameplay but she showed up anyway Edit: I just found Andy in the haystack
@patrickracer437 жыл бұрын
guess Ellen finished her Andy disguise and it must have fooled Mike and Jane... and her cover wouldn't have been blown if it wasn't for those cats, CURSE YOU UBISOFT!!!!
@tairneanaich6 жыл бұрын
They actually called it Kemet, the Black Land
@patrikhjorth32917 жыл бұрын
By the way, the Egyptians did revere crocodiles in the shape of the god Sobek, a ferocious and capricious protector deity. Apparently, one of his titles was "He who eats while he mates". Not sure I'd want him looking after my house, to be honest.
@frodobaggins77107 жыл бұрын
By 'eck, that's a lot of cats to pet. (I'm pretty much going to use that pun as much as I can when the game comes out.)
@incognitotomato90616 жыл бұрын
You forgot to include that if your hidden blade sucks you only make the enemy mad and they try to light a fire that attracts bounty hunters who will likely murder you in a single hit if you aren’t prepared
@leoward69747 жыл бұрын
Did you know if you go into eagle vision if you move your joystick from left to right quickly senu does a roll
@oferyuvalzam39392 жыл бұрын
Ac origins Tactical guide better feeling is to get into the head of the charchter in certain scenarios, like goods collators. WEAK POINTS Arrow. while shooting enemies at weak points like knees albo feet etc etc it makes him move weaker to your attacks if you hit weak point with certain combinations like feet + knee + heart it automatically creates health deecres vanarablities modfier. such as: - less attack damage -Weakness to arrows - weakness to combos - regenerate health less etc etc.
@allankuria99235 жыл бұрын
6:50 Damn river pigs.
@hthegreat12457 жыл бұрын
What are the odds that those giant crocodiles are going to be called Sobek or at least a side quest calls one Sobek
@josee.52747 жыл бұрын
this lady's AC jokes are funny as hell lol
@domlocke38457 жыл бұрын
While I haven't touched an Assassins Creed game since III, I am not only very interested in this game, but also the following ones. From a narrative standpoint, it should be very interesting to see the Order's Dogma evolve over the early period of its existence. Similarly how early Christianity was, while still Christianity, less dogmatic than say Dark Ages Catholicism, I'd like to see what the early Assassins act like compared to Altair's or even Ezio's Assassins Order.
@ChillyReaper7 жыл бұрын
I haven't played an Assassin's Creed game in a long time, I think the last one I played was either 3 or Black Flag. Should I get Origins?
@neontime85077 жыл бұрын
ChillyReaper absolutely not. 3 was AC's peak regarding combat and this looks insulting to that
@vermilliontoaster30637 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy you can lovingly pet the animals pet the animals.
@bentoth95557 жыл бұрын
Monuments to crocodiles? That would be the god Sobek.
@hallower19807 жыл бұрын
Palm trees, crocodiles... If I can kill a croc with a coconut, this game is getting a good review.
@markobrien92627 жыл бұрын
Your cat will follow you around until it gets, tired or bored, or sees Senu land on your arm and then feels betrayed
@alexkassavetis90987 жыл бұрын
Nothing is true, everything is.... AWESOME!
@lucasm.38647 жыл бұрын
Here's an idea for a list: 7 Times in Games Hacking Didn't Work Like That. Looking at you, Sly Cooper franchise and Bioshock series.
@mgsstealthgirl2187 жыл бұрын
That list would be endless. How about we add Mass Effect, Deus Ex, every Batman Game (though they got triangulating a signal finally right in arkham city - or was it arkham knight?), WatchDogs, Assassins Creed: Black Flag... Edit: And yes, I'm a nerd. Even worse, one with a scientific degree which means people have to listen to my bullshit - at least in real life ;)
@lucasm.38647 жыл бұрын
MGS Stealth Girl Watch_Dogs is the worst of the bunch. An entire city connecting every single system (even the ATMs, somehow) to a single network that is penetrated pretty easily. That's just... why...?
@virajmehra68327 жыл бұрын
If you wiggle the left analogue stick quickly you can make Senu do a barrel roll
@nikorobinson3177 жыл бұрын
Ubisoft’s current track record is alarming. Watchdogs 2 2016 - Pet dogs Ac Origins 2017- pet cats. Don’t even wanna know what we’re gonna be able to pet when the next Just Dance comes out..
@shirochan6667 жыл бұрын
Every time one of these videos involves petting any sort of animals it's a guarantee that Ellen is the one playing
@chrishutter60027 жыл бұрын
I'm willing to trust this game now that I know it got hippos right. Pound for pound, the hippopotamus is one of the strongest animals in the world- I'd fully believe that Bayek got his idea for the Assassin Order from their rampages.
@neilmenzli13476 жыл бұрын
they did build monuments to that thing "sobek the river god"
@spyrosdeloglou89707 жыл бұрын
*Stalk like an Egyptian* I died!
@McDDcM7 жыл бұрын
CSI: Cairo? I assume this is lead by Detective Pikachu.
@karazor-el9677 жыл бұрын
To be one hundred percent honest, knowing that I can pet the cats and the eagle are by far the most important things I would want to know about this game before I play it... Imagine how long it would have been before I had tried to pet a cat differently to the way I pet dogs in Black Flag.... I would have seen the cats, went to pet them, realized there was no petting option and moved on, feeling somewhat emptier inside... And being able to pet the Eagle is cool as HECK! I am definitely getting this game ASAP now PURELY because I get to have a freaking EAGLE as a friend :o :o :o
@Kazuma112907 жыл бұрын
So long as friendly NPCs don't constantly die because of random unscripted circumstances, I'm okay with the rpg stuff.
@otakugril677 жыл бұрын
I'm glad we all have our priorities straight, petting animals is a must and the only thing that matters.
@thisisodsmith7 жыл бұрын
Still can't help but imagine the Yorkshire assassin By 'Eck...
@robink_gacha3 жыл бұрын
The only thing i learned while playing this game is that Egypt has WAY more forest's, grass and water than i thought
@LukaBago7 жыл бұрын
It would be cool if they did some sort of short cinematic type of assassinations now. Similar to BF.
@Artan90007 жыл бұрын
Looks awesome
@tuyrh333l.t57 жыл бұрын
you guys the best
@austinpearson10167 жыл бұрын
And to think only 23 days til this game comes out
@toddm73677 жыл бұрын
Austin Pearson Between cod ww2 and this. Im eating cheap.. Thank god for no ball and chain
@trejordan54367 жыл бұрын
Did she just say f your ass all the way up lol 😆
@asamvav6 жыл бұрын
They did make giant monuments to big bad crocodiles... The god of nile Sobek is a giant crocodile whose sweat created the river.
@KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva7 жыл бұрын
There were monuments to giant crocodiles. They had a god named Sobek who was a crocodile.
@aylith6633207 жыл бұрын
I was expecting all 7 in the list to be "You can pet the cats"
@seankane21107 жыл бұрын
Ellen should demand that Ubisoft introduce kibble vison for an AC Origins dlc!! :D
@mackenzireese94767 жыл бұрын
what about being able to come into contact with water without immediately keeling over? Wow what an amazing time to be alive :)