13 Evil Achievements for Heartless Bastards: The Return

Four years ago we made a video called 12 Evil Achievements For Heartless Bastards, which focused on the sort of achievements that moustache twirling ne'er-do-wells would be happy to display on their gamercards. Now, four years on, we have 13 more achievements that you should feel good and guilty about owning. Subscribe to Outside Xbox! tinyurl.com/SubToOxbox
Whether it's harassing the poor, murdering animals, leaving your friends to die or actually killing them by your own hand, these 13 achievements encourage you to reveal the very worst parts of your character for usually paltry gamerscore rewards.
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[@moonlightwolf]

Not really an achievement, but if you kill too many sims in the Sims 3, the game reminds you that it is a life simulation game.

[@seltyo]

Moonlight wolf Happened to me. 😂

[@perali2590]

Moonlight wolf nice

[@meatybean-nuts1974]

I remember that!

[@user-vk1wf7vl6p]

XD

[@user-vk1wf7vl6p]

Also try doing with unrealistic mode... it will be hard

[@Stelios300X]

Jane did all of these things without knowing she'd get achievements for it.

[@Stelios300X]

In real life tho. Not in games

[@gristlebee3726]

Is that really a bad thing?

[@arcticseanachai2283]

for her......no

[@floatinggoose9197]

flying dutchman Truth

[@ting280]

while laughing maniacally

[@zapdragon5942]

The description of "You... Monster!" is even better: "Send an adorable chick to a fiery end, the same place you're now destined to go"

[@fernandorodriguez-cg6gf]

I get it

[@addyxinwonderland1473]

@Mr medic Man :O

[@markusruizthegodofallsupre286]

I am glad it was there

[@jmemes4041]

I will probably never do that

[@jmemes4041]

Its a slime rancher ding

[@johnweber4504]

Cookie clicker’s “just wrong” achievement. You get it by selling a grandma.

[@tformerdude6788]

Pfft! XD

[@thatoneyanfeimain5486]

Ohhhh ya I did that once

[@hillkids02]

Oh god...

[@hillkids02]

@Tim hahahaha... ... seriously...?

[@gonernotloner]

Well if I didn’t do that I wouldn’t have a PS4

[@domlivesey9055]

It's not an achievement but in Rainbow Six Siege if you down a hostage in terrorist hunt enough times it will stop saying friendly fire and start saying "you monster"

[@nashdiy8570]

There should be a list for "__ Moments Games Recognized You As A Monster"

[@domlivesey9055]

Typical Gamer you monster

[@guilhermebranco8572]

Is it true?

[@LAnimeMaster]

And you know this how? ;)

[@adhamhatem5780]

why the wink?!

[@minigod2751]

"what would your dad say? *Cough* probably... Cuz he's sick" I think I might actually love Jane lmao

[@dudescrawny5859]

Uh oh.

[@Justsomedude_867]

We all love Jane 😏

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

Outsidexbox: "You Monster, from Slime Rancher" Me: "This one sounds familiar." Outsidexbox: *Mentions the Chickadoos* Me: "Oh..." *sweating intensifies*

[@purple_dragon2950]

I got the achievment on accident....

[@markusruizthegodofallsupre286]

@@purple_dragon2950 ok you will burn in hell too😊

[@lfg-lightningfastgamingplu8403]

Ummm........ I never played slime rancher................😰😰😰

[@starnicu4660]

Better go and try that now-

[@CarlosGabriel-qw6mq]

Markus Ruiz he did it on accident

[@jazzanarchy]

“What would your dad say? *cough* “Probably.” “Because he’s sick.” Jane is savage.

[@originallmoney9099]

Hmm...Lucius puts people in woodchippers, Jane puts people in woodchippers in Hitman. Somehow, I don't think this is a coincidence. Jane, do you have a long-lost brother we're not aware of?

[@pairot01]

She got some daddy issues :P

[@dpasquan2000]

I think Jane is Lucius

[@nerdherder9340]

And his father is satan

[@thehulkster9434]

She did say "thanks Dad" when talking about being evil because of being a child of Satan.

[@MineSlimeTV]

"well he didint actualy put it inside the woodchipper as i saw a big downside from Lucius to Lucius 2 seriously if you look at the video the body dosent even go inside the wood chipper in that ocasion

[@Slyzr332]

Trevor is pretty straightforward: I wasn't counting cards,I was cheating

[@agamingnow8404]

Jeremy Teo now you have even likes

[@kaydon9740]

Agaming now now he doesn't

[@EFB57]

15:54 Perhaps the TV trope applies here as well.

[@angelstarfire]

Lol

[@jevonjackson4236]

In fairness Trevor is being Trevor just saying.

[@Crisjola]

I remember accidentally triggering "Tears of Shame" because the wild-dog I had had died but was also in a mess of other wild dogs and I was just going around looting, hadn't realized I'd lost my pet, and accidentally popped the Steam achievement. >.

[@lemonpie9633]

Cris Michel that is such a B R U H moment

[@shaun2566]

Cris Michel I killed my rare tame hoping to get the skin I needed it was a black dhole though so I don’t feel bad

[@hillkids02]

Nooooeeee

[@hillkids02]

@@shaun2566 it’s an animal?! How could u!?

[@AHHHHHHHH21]

@@hillkids02 it's far cry primal, animal cruelty is almost the point of the game!

[@Bobby-ii5hg]

When I saw Red Dead Redemption I tough it was going to be the "Dastardly" Achievement Lasso and hogtie a woman, and then transport her to a traintrack, leave her there and watch as the passing train kills her

[@Crisjola]

Bobby I believe that was in the original Evil achievements video they did ages ago (like 6 years ago now).

[@Mothzerella]

I did that once.......I was a weird kid

[@MxDemeanor]

*Laughs in evile*

[@akirathewildcard9625]

@@Mothzerella oh no your weren't weird you were Dastardly

[@Mothzerella]

@@akirathewildcard9625 Pfft- Good one :]

[@canukforce]

Either shooting the buffalo riffle in the air was giving the dead buffalo a 21 gun salute, or you doubling down and trying to shoot their souls as they go to heaven.

[@danohara949]

( shooting birds)

[@fireflyserenity31]

@@danohara949 sky buffalo

[@TalonStormCrow]

How else do we get buffalo wings?

[@LadyElvan]

"Buffalos don't have wings!" "Thanks to people like you, dad!" (Anyone else old enough to remember this commercial? :) )

[@azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700]

Alright, that made me laugh. Take this Like and have a great day.

[@hyliandoctor]

*clicks on video about evil achievements* *gets Red Cross ad*

[@bankutibence2688]

LOL!

[@notequalok7143]

Gandalf Becan ha gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[@hyliandoctor]

dabman1474 blah why, yes; how did you know?

[@NeoAya]

To get the Total Dick achievement, you have to copyright a red cross, a basic geometrical shape

[@YourMom-xi1vc]

Same hahahahahha!

[@rachelsyrup]

I wish *I* could tame a wolf by walking up to it and going "shh, shh".

[@everyonegetselfears1444]

Try it! Totally works! ;)

[@Sackle19]

Oi. You’re calling us monsters for getting at least one of these achievements. But wait- You had to play ALL 13 games and get those achievements to show us what monsters we are! Who’s the monster now, M8?

[@SpairM]

Or they found footage online

[@Janepringles]

@@SpairM true

[@Maedroth]

As someone who hasn't played Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons, when it came up and said wishing well, I assumed you had to just dump the sick guy down a well.

[@jacobl6714]

Well, if the theory of the host was correct, it'd at least solve that ravenous thirst of his! Bottoms up gramps : )

[@pacplay926]

Me too

[@hmsgreat]

teach a man to fish and he'll get pushed into the water by a bored assassin

[@patrikhjorth3291]

hmsgreat Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

[@Marc-lf4du]

Patrik Hjorth course it'd only be about a minute

[@Prince__Teclis]

Patrik Hjorth Is that a Terry Pratchett qoute?

[@patrikhjorth3291]

Prince Teclis I really have no idea where I picked it up, but it's possible.

[@ChatookaMusic]

Number 6 reminds me of the time my uncle was first playing one of the earlier AC games and I was sitting behind him every time he ran by a horse saying "killlll the hooorrrrssssse" in a whispery voice

[@lfg-lightningfastgamingplu8403]

What about duck seasons “stone cold killer” When in the shooting section, theirs a baby duck on the right. Shoot it, and you get the achievement.

[@noneya5865]

I like how you could get the wallet back after pushing the guy into the woodchipper

[@marhawkman303]

Well, you didn't push the WALLET in. :p

[@marvelouschester4104]

I can't wait for "Evil Achievements for Heartless Bastards: Origins"

[@weebweeb3516]

Marvelous Chester don't forget the 4th installment, "Evil Achievements for Heartless Bastards: Retribution"

[@Tigercup9]

"Evil Achievements for Heartless Bastards: Reloaded"

[@weebweeb3516]

Okay so now we have a timeline Evil Achievements for heartless Bastards Evil Achievements for heartless Bastards: The Return Evil Achievements for heartless Bastards: Origins Evil Achievements for heartless Bastards: Retribution Evil Achievements for heartless Bastards: Reloaded now we need to do 2, 3, and then Brotherhood. SOON THIS FRANCHISE SHALL REACH A STRANGE AMOUNT OF SEQUELS AND NAMES AKIN TO BATTLEFIELD AND ASSASSIN'S CREED!

[@gezblair]

Cod Sworth don't forget the reboot

[@Reids0me]

Don't forget the deluxe edition, and the ultimate edition which is just all of them in one video.

[@ZeldaTheSwordsman]

That last one... _Some_ devs would throw in Jason rising ominously in the backseat, but evidently not the ones behind this game

[@deadersurvival4716]

To be fair, they had already made the game so unbalanced in Jason's favor that they didn't expect anyone to get in the car.

[@AiginSongbird426]

That happens in Clock Tower

[@ZeldaTheSwordsman]

@@AiginSongbird426 Funnily enough, that's what I was thinking of

[@clubbasher32]

This channel is just unlimited content for me to stress/lonely watch. Thank you.

[@jesseolson109]

So I totally thought "Heartless Bastards: The Return" was a new video game title.

[@flyingplatypus6688]

Jesse Olson same xD

[@effeffiagonalick5078]

I'd play it. I'd play the hell out of it. For like ten minutes before I start feeling bad for killing virtual people, lol.

[@avalynpoe4441]

Inglourious Basterds sequel confirmed!

[@papyruspapy5417]

Jesse Olson lol me too

[@amyhoard1222]

It may happen someday, sounds like Bully 2, to me :p

[@leon6kennedy]

18:46 my new profile pic on literally everything. starting with KZbin

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

The Re - Return This is probably the funniest thing I've read today. I'm glad you followed up. I really hope he sees this.

[@ryanbader8539]

The Re - Return My hero

[@Marc-lf4du]

The Re - Return or a screensaver

[@elcolto2320]

Same

[@commenter7867]

Tbh its way to blurry to see his face. Use photoshop and increase the resolution

[@caedes5728]

You missed the one called “plenty more fish” in shadow complex which you get for leaving your girlfriend to her fate by driving away. I did also get the “chicken kicker” achievement in one of the fable games for...well...

[@goddessofrandom7184]

Breaking their wings, legs and ribs and leaving them there for a week before stepping on it? And then kicking it to the road to get turned into roadkill? That sound evil enough for 'Chicken Kicker'?

[@caedes5728]

Goddess of RANDOM!!! That escalated quickly! 😂

[@calebrose740]

I used to play Fable I don't remember which one It was a long time ago More than three years I kicked chickens just to kick them I already had the achievement

[@grimreaper78945]

The entirety of Shadow of the Colossus. ‘Nuff said

[@grimreaper78945]

The fact that an achievement pops up immediately after you kill one.

[@grimreaper78945]

There’s another reason why you would feel bad for killing them but, it would spoil the end of the game so, I’d suggest you play it first to know what I mean.

[@bennice6811]

I actually got the "what is wrong with you?!" Achievement completely by accident. I was playing a mission and was being swamped with enemy carriages and found that killing the horses was an easier and faster way of getting rid of them.

[@aeringothyk5445]

That’s intentional horse murder. Not an accident.

[@zonamaster4763]

as the achievement said, what is wrong with you?!

[@_Not_Retarded]

what is wrong with killing horses ? it's not like we need horses anymore since we have good old gasoline .

[@veziusthethird]

Antonio Brother they also have give us food. you know, meat

[@_Not_Retarded]

VeziusTheThird yeah . i never had horse, though .

[@mohammedalgthamy9563]

i wasn't counting cards i was cheating Trevor Phillips

[@lillildipsy49]

Mohammed Algthamy i actually found this as he said that

[@NolePTR]

I swear to god that was Rick from Rick and Morty.

[@lillildipsy49]

Capt sun how am I a liar?

[@LonyDude]

Mohammed Algthamy I

[@kuznetsovaj8795]

Mohammed Algthamy lol when I was reading this comment Trevor was saying this line

[@LadyMiir]

I remember when the Endor DLC for Force Unleashed dropped. I was hanging out in a Star Wars chatroom at the time, and one guy came in to excitedly announce that you could dropkick Ewoks-- then the chatroom was suddenly emptied as everyone raced off to go dropkick Ewoks XD

[@flickcentergaming680]

To be fair, the dropkicking animation is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

[@sammyazari1675]

"between hitting harassers and killing horses I think templars might actually have a point" man that was awesome

[@BFedie518]

You're revisiting this list because you're playing Red Dead Redemption and trying to resist tying people to railroad tracks, aren't you?

[@nohaxmeh576]

Is that necessarily a bad thing? >:)

[@BFedie518]

+Definitely Nisha Oh I have.

[@GuyWithAnAmazingHat]

People with the most animated eyebrows: 1. Ethan Klein 2. Emilia Clarke 3. Jane Douglas

[@daafaev15]

GuyWithAnAmazingHat eyebrows the internet looking for lists like this

[@philippegauvin-vallee9371]

7:46 To be fair, it is (purposefully or not) the most effective (and spectacular) way to disable a pesky chasing carriage. More than once did I accidentally shoot the horse instead of the driver. No aimed shot, all quick shots.

[@STEP6192]

12:30 Beautiful, BEAUTIFUL message. "Teach them how to fish, and they'll fish for themselves. Trow them on the ground and they'll.."

[@uswhockey972]

That video was the first to get me into watching youtubers, OxBox is a gateway drug!

[@Tigercup9]

MAKE IT ILLEGAL!

[@pahman3070]

Some Guy are you the same Some Guy who watches Nerdcubed and Many A True Nerd?

[@Tigercup9]

No, you're thinking of That Guy, my brother. I kid. Yes, I am. Anything important you needed to tell me or just noticing that I like British KZbinrs?

[@mira9760]

“Oh my god! They treated the Martyr of Hecatonchires poorly!” “You bastards!”

[@megarigged]

what everybody was thinking that achievement

[@lovejoy5774]

Profile pic checks out

[@alittlewoozy3187]

Ain’t nobody gonna escape.

[@god2593]

Yeah?

[@thewonkydonkeyleader]

You have got to love it when it says "you have gotten an achievement" then "You...Monster"

[@monty609]

I only got the “evil achievement” in Friday the 13th because the guy that helped me fixed the boat, didn’t want to escape with me and right when he said that, Jason teleported to us and we went separate ways.

[@Axl-ng1yj]

Not an achievement but just a really bad thing, in Fallout New Vegas there is a quest called "come fly with me" where to clear a facility from ghouls you have to help them to get to space, they want to go to space because they don't like the discrimination towards ghouls on earth and because they believe in a far away land for them, but you can sabotage the project by helping them do everything except that in the moment of the launch you change the coordination systems so they crash into each other and die, they just wanted to live without discrimination and you kill them, in ghoul culture that's considered a dick move

[@chickencurry420]

Axl4325 Puh-LEEZE tell me the last part of that comment is a Rick and Morty reference! :D

[@Axl-ng1yj]

Japanese Brony hell yeah it is friend

[@DouchebagDex]

in human culture it's considered fun :D

[@dang_cats]

They die regardless so 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@DarkRobotics]

Axl4325 ghoul lives matter.

[@narcspector]

"What the hell hero, what would your dad say?! *coughs* , probably." LOL

[@SonicUmami]

Bottomless Pit is your profile picture death grips ??

[@CelticVictory]

I really wasn't expecting the murder of your new wolf friend. I thought they were going to use it to kill a human enemy.

[@neromauritzen8917]

*Me aproaches wolf* "Shhhh!" *Me gets eaten alive*

[@Jenna2k]

Gotta say shhhh twice

[@calebsimmons8539]

wait did jane just say "thanks dad" to the devil... my suspicions are being proved

[@timmyteaches7663]

Caleb Simmons proven*

[@jon-michaelharris5840]

Jane- "Thanks dad" I just think she is talking to the Devil

[@TheNarrowBoatDungeonMaster]

Jon-Michael Harris yeah well it's a bloody disgrace when your little brother gets his own game and tones of movies abs your relegated to a KZbin channel.

[@mattmorgan14]

Erin Panes who is her brother

[@radicallus635]

Lucius. The son of Satan. (Not really, but it's for kicks and giggles.)

[@StrikaAmaru]

13:30 It's a bit harder to empathize, when in ep 6 Ewoks are cannibals... those poor stormtroopers :(

[@brendanroberts1310]

There only cannibals if they eat there own species.

[@StrikaAmaru]

@@brendanroberts1310 In real life, yeah... but for fiction the definition tends to get an expansion - a fully sapient creature eating another fully sapient creature is also considered cannibalism even if they're different species.

[@brendanroberts1310]

@@StrikaAmaru ah didn't know that thanks for the info.

[@insomniagobrrr5542]

@@StrikaAmaru you're stretching the definition of the word

[@FuryMcpurey]

I actually once got the Traitor Achievement in BBT. Me and my oldest brother were always killing each other in game because we both found it hilarious and all in good sport.

[@ibear2554]

I have to say. I love Ewoks, but seeing them punted is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I think I laughed at Jane's heartless joke about her Dad because of humor bleed- over.

[@The_One_In_Black]

I don't get why people hate cannibal teddy bears that would have roasted and eaten most of the cast if not for Leia's mercy.

[@dr.chaimsaw7841]

+Bill Silvia technically they aren't cannibals for eating humans considering they're a different species

[@The_One_In_Black]

Dr.Chaimsaw Fair point. I see the word get used in both ways so often it slipped out without thinking.

[@ChuggerNugget]

In Shadow of War, you get an achievement for beating your own orc until he cant take it anymore and he turns on you

[@artmancanvas781]

4:19 AnD tHe FlOoR-bOaRdS wErE bReAkInG aNd CrEaKiNg AnD pEiCeS oF tHe ShIp WeRe FaLlInG aPart.

[@RealBadMike]

You should get one of these achievements for typing like that

[@hotcrossbuns6585]

And then Reginald comes upstairs and he's all like, "I SaY GenTlEmeN, I Do bElieVe We ArE In QUite a SpoT oF boThEr"

[@TurnipCart]

@@Alsebra who kares

[@USAFreewayROTF]

7:34 I got this achievement COMPLETELY by accident. I would always try shooting gangsters off the coaches. But there were times when it was COMPLETELY UNAVOIDABLE! And so I got the achievement...

[@KayDizzelVids]

I always figured Trevor was the very uncommon alignment of Fucking Crazy.

[@Rexy_THE_T-REX]

Ye i think it blow umm mentaly ill

[@violetsnow804]

I got What is Wrong With You by accident, because in carriage chases, it's easier to just kill the horse then bother with the driver.

[@OGVade]

Violet Snow lmao same

[@GoVocaloider]

I got it by accident too....because I can't aim. 😅

[@niffry]

3:18 To be fair though, it would've been either that or being raised in a coop for another 5 or so minutes before being shot into a cage filled with hungry carnivousrus slimes

[@fifo5553]

3:58 So you *would* throw live baby chickens into an incinerator if there was a discernable profit involved? Interesting.

[@TwisteDxBoi]

I actually got the AC Syndicate trophy by accident, or rather by killing the horses of pursuing enemy carriages and not purposely killing them for the trophy. Extremely effective when chased by them. Just sayin'

[@marhawkman303]

Such strategy! :D I've always found it amusing when acheivements like this actually have a valid use.

[@nademhijaze9931]

Why he fuck you lying

[@anarchyantz1564]

Same here TwisteDxBoi, it was the most effective way of dealing with them plus it keeps the glue factory in business or all those orphaned children wouldn't have a job right!

[@sierraholmes4882]

TwisteDxBoi lol I’ve done it too!

[@noahwattel4226]

Same actually got it on accident without knowing it existed I was just shooting horses because I was surprised at how much bullets it took. IN THE HEAD.

[@elisabethtveitalea3414]

Hey, killing the horses was, although sad, really helpful during a carriage chase as it makes the carriage useless, and the horses are bigger and easier targets than the people. I'm not a monster Ok? I'm just an efficient player. Right guys? Guys?

[@aaronchavez5335]

It was my favorite way to do things. After I used a horse to get somewhere i'd always shoot it and cause a massive wreck.

[@RafehhhA]

Elisabeth Tveita Lea ok

[@siimplylil9403]

Elisabeth Tveita Lea yeah

[@danielcurtis2981]

Whatever helps you sleep at night bud

[@korn4283]

LEGOLAND Lego land yaaaaaay

[@katfromthekong414]

Jane's what-would-your-dad-say joke is too good 😂

[@ThunderhunterFTW]

"and therefore, all achievement runs, are evil. Thank you."

[@battleframestudios8989]

Throwing the girl's ball into the well the most inhumane thing I saw on this list. Not the wood chipper death.

[@lillol4]

Battle Frame Studios thank you for not saying that killing an animal was the most inhumane

[@chibistanduserdio5034]

Kon'nichiwa tomoya

[@OlaftheGreat]

"Nooooo! Why would you do that, hero? What would your dad say?" *Cough,* probably.

[@aspirationsDelineation]

I got that achievement trying to pass I back to the other brother.

[@vladdracul5072]

@@lillol4 Then I'm going to say it: killing an animal was the most despicable act on this list (not "inhumane" as that would imply "humane" as being a good thing despite the fact it has "human" in it, a species which frequently wages war on itself and often treats members of their own species with utter brutality).

[@Lolpy.]

I got that Friday the 13th achievement by accident the funny thing is I saw one of the guys alive on the side of the road and I WAS going to stop for him but then I saw Jason appear and I just drove away Am I a bad person?

[@anarky1765]

No, he was already screwed. Running away was the obvious move at that point.

[@SonBoruto]

One man's escape is another one's death. Which is Friday the 13th in a Nutshell 😂

[@trindalas]

A supernatural serial killer is on the loose. It’s every man or woman for themselves in my book, unless you can save them without putting yourself at risk. If he’s RIGHT THERE there really isn’t anything you could do anyway, lol.

[@numaandhavoctv]

"HEY LOOK A GUY!" *jason appears* "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK"

[@jevonjackson4236]

I don't blame you i see Jason i will runaway like the greatest coward in history. Side note it's better to runaway like a little girl than getting killed by Jason just saying

[@kharnthebetrayer8251]

Shadow of War: Bad Boss. Strike a Follower until he's had enough. You need to beat up an Orc, make him follow you. Then beat him until he turns on you, and then probably kill him. It is possible to get by accident, but it took me about 10 hits in a row before he turned on me, so pretty hard to do by accident. I just picked a guy that killed me, recruited him, then killed him to get the achievement. Also, Blood on Blood. Make a Captain kill his Blood Brother. The orc has to do it. So you have to 'recruit' the Orc, then assign them a mission to kill their blood brother, then help them weaken them until they can get the final hit... This often ends with them betraying you shortly after for forcing him to kill his blood brother, which is fair enough.

[@morganhe-man3543]

Kharn The Betrayer I did both of those Before I started to try for the platinum

[@jacobmartinez665]

Kharn The Betrayer sorry didn’t see you’re comment typed that too

[@keithroderick5105]

Couldn't you force him to kill his brother, beat him a bit, and then kill him

[@alcreamiemaster7293]

It's weird but 2 of the times I did that, the brother said, I never liked him anyway

[@ChaoticUrges]

0:32 Love Trevor. Best Character.

[@TwicetheDicergaming]

Ok I got the tears of shame one but only because I was trying to kill a sabertooth and my bear got in the way. Oh boy was that fun trying to find another one

[@brewskie866]

Twice the Dicer gaming1675 just grab a mammoth and fuck everything up 😂

[@StephenxTehxLefty]

I think I used the badger.

[@DoyBarcenal]

Guy: Kicking a bunch of teddy bears into space. Me: *Insert team rocket joke here*

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

I sing their song from the 2 B a Master CD.

[@sickopenguin7202]

Insert duck tales space theme

[@meatybean-nuts1974]

Dank

[@feckusmaximus3234]

You have no idea how hard I laughed at this XD

[@k1er4n544]

Joseph Barcenal they are evil anyway they eat humans plus they got there first ever space program xD

[@Sansomeness]

13:50 Well, you obviously never played the first game. Have you seen how intensely he punts those Jawas? He even electrocutes them right before.

[@xcaliber7779]

"What would your dad say? *cough* probably because he's sick" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GG-dt5hh]

So... in four years time, we can expect you guys to finally finish Shenmue?

[@senan5555]

UltimateGeek 121 I read that Shmule Like Boy in Striped Pyjamas

[@nashdiy8570]

They're save was messed up. They will never finish it.

[@ColdLazarus12]

**Vader NOOOOOOO**

[@blazingfire7517]

They should do that the same day Chugga uploads the last 2 Okami Trial Demon gates which should be the same day that MatPat uploads Doctor Who Part 3

[@osedebame3522]

The same day Half Life 3 comes out.

[@mikesample3249]

Bringing back my favorite list!

[@DestronGaming]

Oh, Lord Primus, help us!!! I think Jane's personality is merging with her DnD character's!!! SHE'S BECOMING DEMONIC!!! lol "Tears of Shame" almost brought tears to my eyes! I can't believe that a few people would kill the wolf that they befriended! Still, its only worth doing that if you find a LARGE animal to do it to... Keep it up you guys!!!

[@MxDemeanor]

Me: *walks up to you going 'shhhh, shhh'*

[@CelticVictory]

@@MxDemeanor Oh, you seem so nice...wait, I see where this is going.

[@MxDemeanor]

@@CelticVictory *EVILE LAUGH*

[@dungeonpastor8295]

The fact that Jane is I’m fact her dnd character sans horns is my favorite thing about this channel

[@unsociableweeb3693]

I have a good excuse to why I got "Chad is a Dick" achievement, ive been walking around telling everyone that I fixed the car, but instead they all decided to wait for the police arrive. So I did as they please and went without them, once I left they all died.

[@RatAvenue]

Unsociable Weeb who's your profile pic? Tomoko?

[@quintenvargas7400]

Unsociable Weeb I got the achievement as well but my excuse is that someone told me to leave them

[@MarcadudeandCodester]

My excuse is I left in the boat just as the other last guy was being killed, so they would've died anyways

[@_Not_Retarded]

I want to play games online with you

[@ericatrent89]

Unsociable Weeb my excuse is im a dick

[@jefflinton9851]

Tears of Shame achievement pops up, followed IMMEDIATELY by a Chevrolet ad. Love it.

[@Mr_Spaghetti]

Jeff Linton i don’t get it

[@stevenmaloy8065]

Mr Spaghetti he’s saying if you

[@stevenmaloy8065]

Mr Spaghetti buy a Chevrolet you should be crying tears of shame

[@burgervendor8616]

Guess nobody has enough money to buy one...

[@ryujinnchair]

4:36 turn on captions

[@goddessofrandom7184]

Lol

[@robertbrowne1462]

When I saw the battle block theatre ship appear on my screen I got hit with a wall of nostalgia 😌

[@bezmagica]

Same

[@abramnanney1763]

Fun Fact: alligators actually hate the taste of human meat

[@karlderkase479]

Did ... a alligator tell you that ?

[@fashionsoulsonlysouls5575]

But ryly tho

[@recjr7685]

It's a mutual sentiment if true, alligator meat is disgusting.

[@RealRabidRabbit]

Robert Chaffins But gator jerky is super good

[@recjr7685]

Huh, I've never had it jerky style. Well, next hunting trip.

[@MegaGouch]

What about killing all the Bigfoot in Red Dead Redemption, Undead nightmare? When given the choice to kill or leave the final Bigfoot, I of course did the humane thing..... firebombed him.

[@araccooninthedistance6817]

MegaGouch i throwing knifed each of his limbs then blew him up

[@josecardenas9021]

Props

[@DVD-jw3ly]

i placed the dynamite exactly and blew him into the water.

[@Fritz_A.]

I'm probably the only player who spared him

[@johnlemon252]

I got "Tears of Shame" when the white wolf fell off a cliff. I found his corpse, was really sad that I'd lost "Buddy" as I'd taken to calling him. As I stood over his corpse I thought "Well, I shouldn't let the pelt go to waste," so my Takkar tearfully skinned his wolf friend, and then I got that achievement and that was just the tear-flavored icing on the sadness cake. Walk free, Buddy. Walk free.

[@eides73]

What happened to “Neglect”, the achievement that you get in Hollow Knight when you leave an intelligent being and comic relief character to be torn apart by a boss you could easily defeat? Zote is conceited l, but nobody deserves that...

[@alexanderlev743]

Isnt Zote that **** that screws you over if left alive? Besides ,he had it all under control (or so he said xD)

[@sleeby4226]

I thought I could come back later because I sucked and couldn’t even beat vengefly king then I came back after beating hornet to see his corpse

[@kimmydim7778]

When someone kills a person in a game: Ha Lol When someone kills a animal in a game: Nuuuuu why would you do that!!!!!!!

[@shermanatorbs7774]

IKR

[@_Not_Retarded]

well the biggest threat to a human is the bullshit of other humans so it makes sense .

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

You don't even have to kill it, just don't be nice to it and people freak out, lol

[@nerothewateruser8030]

astrological perfectly describes one of my friends when we used to play minecraft. I kill a horse, she shoves me into a lava pit

[@AvianZone]

So true

[@number4497]

It's been four years? Holy shit. Congrats you guys for staying awesome.

[@ninjaskeletronix3135]

The tears of shame should be renamed to: "Are you happy you heartless bastard?"

[@pacal6484]

“When pigs fly” in minecraft is the evilest and saddest of them all

[@gonernotloner]

Why you get an achievement and free pork

[@gayboichow2770]

I got the Friday the 13th achievement by driving the car to the exit and accidentally running someone over who was trying to escape with the cops XD

[@bruhmoment8962]

The Red Hat “accidentally” lol

[@landongaming7470]

I just left

[@timmyteaches7663]

The Red Hat nice

[@Thesoga0820]

Tyler Bergen He got an achievement for it so clearly Jason would do it. Also how is doing the objective of the game being a coward?

[@vali6717]

In an ironic twist I got it by sacrificing Chad so I could escape.

[@tmirred1945]

5:14 But it was I only wanted to kill him 49 times... but you know, too mutch motion...

[@stiffpictures8971]

*sees battleblock theater* My brain: **Secret** Audhehishehrhwuejdhejehfvr

[@Dovah_Slayer]

Technically Starkiller does that to any small enemy he had a different move in the first game but it still ended with him kicking them

[@Ripatoris]

But what about the Darkest Dungeon achievement: "Like lambs to the slaughter", where you send resolve level 0 heroes to... well... Also out of almost 3,000 players, only 7.97% got this achievement

[@2stupidgamers877]

William I am one of those who got the achievement. No regrets.

[@Ripatoris]

2stupidgamers Sadly... so have I... so have I.

[@justanotheraltaccount7821]

It was worth the gamerscore.

[@aaronmcdonald4685]

This gives me hope that you guys will do a 'Mousetrap: The Return' letsplay in approximately 4 years. I can dream, guys. I can dream.

[@nebbia1860]

My personal heartless favorite is when in AdventureQuest World's Doomwood saga, you have the option of (literally) back-stabbing Artix the Paladin. It hurt deeply, but hey, achievements are achievements!

[@atronx7]

I got the AC Syndicate one within an hour or two, shooting the enemies horses is a great way to leave the templars in the dust.

[@possumridgeentertainment4614]

You don't have to be the one to kill your pet to get the tears of shame achievement. I came out of a battle where my pet died, barely kept myself alive so I was unable to get to my pet to heal him, so I decided to take advantage of the situation. The Neanderthals (I can't remember what they're called in-game) killed him but I got the achievement anyway just as soon as I butchered him.

[@sickrandy2946]

Lest we forget the Dragon Age Origins achievement for siding with the werewolves in “The Nature of the Beast” You essentially promise a group of settlers you’ll save them from the werewolves that have been slaughtering them, only to bring the werewolves back to their camp so they can slaughter them some more.

[@nerothewateruser8030]

Sick Randy that should be in here

[@Daniel_C_Griffin]

They're only being attacked because Zathrian cursed them centuries ago and refused to even parley with them despite numerous attempts. The Werewolves grew desperate. Fun tip, side with the Werewolves and use the Cleanse Templar ability and see how fast the Zathrian boss fight ends :D

[@santiagomolinas5154]

Juli

[@patirck024]

Sick Randy I did that haha

[@KasumiRINA]

Bioware got tons of these. How about killing Maelon, destroying his data that countless Krogan women died for, killing your best friend Wrex so he wouldn't know, sabotaging the genophage cure, and dooming an entire race to die out so you can save Mordin who's like 50 and most salarians don't even live that long. :3 I did that. Of course, not doing all that means you have to shoot Mordin in cold blood if you went for sabotage and I couldn't do that.

[@shadedergu9921]

People talk about Ezio being all that, but they forget how Ezio spent most of his career following in Altair’s “Legendary footsteps”

[@therealnickynurotic8930]

15:58 what she says 😂 I love that girl

[@ryaquaza3offical]

Murdering allies, kidnapping people, you know, I'm not too bothered tbh,. But killing pets, that's not gonna happen, I'm antisocial, not heartless

[@ryaquaza3offical]

More like I just hate people lol

[@Lamorakc]

Ryaquaza 1 There is scientific reason that people feel worse when seeing a dog die in media then a person.

[@ryaquaza3offical]

I think it’s upsetting regardless tbh

[@Lamorakc]

Ryaquaza 1 Yeah that's why I replied that.

[@stevenmaloy8065]

Ryaquaza 1 kind same, for me it’s more I hate being around/talking to people

[@incitossol]

Yay. This list is back with new and questionable choices.

[@raineeeeee9661]

Yup

[@samuelphenix3584]

Incitos 98 I

[@gregallan4291]

What do you mean?

[@chickendoinks74]

The ac syndicate achievement wasn’t even something I tried to get, it just happened to be one of my preferred methods of deal with the blighters.

[@DiggyDougSauce94]

Fun fact, the Martyr in God of War was actually concept art for how Kratos was supposed to look after being tortured, but it was apparently too gruesome a fate for the main character and they scrapped it.