13 Evil Achievements for Heartless Bastards: The Return

[@moonlightwolf]

Not really an achievement, but if you kill too many sims in the Sims 3, the game reminds you that it is a life simulation game.

[@seltyo]

Moonlight wolf Happened to me. 😂

[@perali2590]

Moonlight wolf nice

[@meatybean-nuts1974]

I remember that!

[@ЭлинаЗахарченко-е5т]

XD

[@ЭлинаЗахарченко-е5т]

Also try doing with unrealistic mode... it will be hard

[@Maedroth]

As someone who hasn't played Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons, when it came up and said wishing well, I assumed you had to just dump the sick guy down a well.

[@jacobl6714]

Well, if the theory of the host was correct, it'd at least solve that ravenous thirst of his! Bottoms up gramps : )

[@pacplay926]

Me too

[@zapdragon5942]

The description of "You... Monster!" is even better: "Send an adorable chick to a fiery end, the same place you're now destined to go"

[@fernandorodriguez-cg6gf]

I get it

[@addyxinwonderland1473]

@Mr medic Man :O

[@markusruizthegodofallsupre286]

I am glad it was there

[@jmemes4041]

I will probably never do that

[@jmemes4041]

Its a slime rancher ding

[@canukforce]

Either shooting the buffalo riffle in the air was giving the dead buffalo a 21 gun salute, or you doubling down and trying to shoot their souls as they go to heaven.

[@danohara949]

( shooting birds)

[@fireflyserenity31]

@@danohara949 sky buffalo

[@TalonStormCrow]

How else do we get buffalo wings?

[@LadyElvan]

"Buffalos don't have wings!" "Thanks to people like you, dad!" (Anyone else old enough to remember this commercial? :) )

[@azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700]

Alright, that made me laugh. Take this Like and have a great day.

[@Slyzr332]

Trevor is pretty straightforward: I wasn't counting cards,I was cheating

[@agamingnow8404]

Jeremy Teo now you have even likes

[@kaydon9740]

Agaming now now he doesn't

[@EFB57]

15:54 Perhaps the TV trope applies here as well.

[@angelstarfire]

Lol

[@jevonjackson4236]

In fairness Trevor is being Trevor just saying.

[@Crisjola]

I remember accidentally triggering "Tears of Shame" because the wild-dog I had had died but was also in a mess of other wild dogs and I was just going around looting, hadn't realized I'd lost my pet, and accidentally popped the Steam achievement. >.

[@lemonpie9633]

Cris Michel that is such a B R U H moment

[@shaun2566]

Cris Michel I killed my rare tame hoping to get the skin I needed it was a black dhole though so I don’t feel bad

[@Chara_Dreemurr999]

Nooooeeee

[@Chara_Dreemurr999]

@@shaun2566 it’s an animal?! How could u!?

[@AHHHHHHHH21]

@@Chara_Dreemurr999 it's far cry primal, animal cruelty is almost the point of the game!

[@Stelios300X]

Jane did all of these things without knowing she'd get achievements for it.

[@Stelios300X]

In real life tho. Not in games

[@gristlebee3726]

Is that really a bad thing?

[@arcticseanachai2283]

for her......no

[@floatinggoose9197]

flying dutchman Truth

[@ting280]

while laughing maniacally

[@domlivesey9055]

It's not an achievement but in Rainbow Six Siege if you down a hostage in terrorist hunt enough times it will stop saying friendly fire and start saying "you monster"

[@nashdiy8570]

There should be a list for "__ Moments Games Recognized You As A Monster"

[@domlivesey9055]

Typical Gamer you monster

[@guilhermebranco8572]

Is it true?

[@LAnimeMaster]

And you know this how? ;)

[@adhamhatem5780]

why the wink?!

[@Bobby-ii5hg]

When I saw Red Dead Redemption I tough it was going to be the "Dastardly" Achievement Lasso and hogtie a woman, and then transport her to a traintrack, leave her there and watch as the passing train kills her

[@Crisjola]

Bobby I believe that was in the original Evil achievements video they did ages ago (like 6 years ago now).

[@Mothzerella]

I did that once.......I was a weird kid

[@MxDemeanor]

*Laughs in evile*

[@akirathewildcard9625]

@@Mothzerella oh no your weren't weird you were Dastardly

[@Mothzerella]

@@akirathewildcard9625 Pfft- Good one :]

[@noneya5865]

I like how you could get the wallet back after pushing the guy into the woodchipper

[@marhawkman303]

Well, you didn't push the WALLET in. :p

[@minigod2751]

"what would your dad say? *Cough* probably... Cuz he's sick" I think I might actually love Jane lmao

[@dudescrawny5859]

Uh oh.

[@PeterRattin]

We all love Jane 😏

[@jazzanarchy]

“What would your dad say? *cough* “Probably.” “Because he’s sick.” Jane is savage.

[@bennice6811]

I actually got the "what is wrong with you?!" Achievement completely by accident. I was playing a mission and was being swamped with enemy carriages and found that killing the horses was an easier and faster way of getting rid of them.

[@aeringothyk5445]

That’s intentional horse murder. Not an accident.

[@zonamaster4763]

as the achievement said, what is wrong with you?!

[@Anthonybrother]

what is wrong with killing horses ? it's not like we need horses anymore since we have good old gasoline .

[@veziusthethird]

Antonio Brother they also have give us food. you know, meat

[@Anthonybrother]

VeziusTheThird yeah . i never had horse, though .

[@johnweber4504]

Cookie clicker’s “just wrong” achievement. You get it by selling a grandma.

[@tformerdude6788]

Pfft! XD

[@thatoneyanfeimain5486]

Ohhhh ya I did that once

[@Chara_Dreemurr999]

Oh god...

[@Chara_Dreemurr999]

@Tim hahahaha... ... seriously...?

[@gonernotloner]

Well if I didn’t do that I wouldn’t have a PS4

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

Outsidexbox: "You Monster, from Slime Rancher" Me: "This one sounds familiar." Outsidexbox: *Mentions the Chickadoos* Me: "Oh..." *sweating intensifies*

[@purple_dragon2950]

I got the achievment on accident....

[@markusruizthegodofallsupre286]

@@purple_dragon2950 ok you will burn in hell too😊

[@wesomesaucer]

Ummm........ I never played slime rancher................😰😰😰

[@starnicu4660]

Better go and try that now-

[@CarlosGabriel-qw6mq]

Markus Ruiz he did it on accident

[@originallmoney9099]

Hmm...Lucius puts people in woodchippers, Jane puts people in woodchippers in Hitman. Somehow, I don't think this is a coincidence. Jane, do you have a long-lost brother we're not aware of?

[@pairot01]

She got some daddy issues :P

[@Tism_Stang]

I think Jane is Lucius

[@nerdherder9340]

And his father is satan

[@thehulkster9434]

She did say "thanks Dad" when talking about being evil because of being a child of Satan.

[@MineSlimeTV]

"well he didint actualy put it inside the woodchipper as i saw a big downside from Lucius to Lucius 2 seriously if you look at the video the body dosent even go inside the wood chipper in that ocasion

[@TwisteDxBoi]

I actually got the AC Syndicate trophy by accident, or rather by killing the horses of pursuing enemy carriages and not purposely killing them for the trophy. Extremely effective when chased by them. Just sayin'

[@marhawkman303]

Such strategy! :D I've always found it amusing when acheivements like this actually have a valid use.

[@nademhijaze9931]

Why he fuck you lying

[@anarchyantz1564]

Same here TwisteDxBoi, it was the most effective way of dealing with them plus it keeps the glue factory in business or all those orphaned children wouldn't have a job right!

[@sierraholmes4882]

TwisteDxBoi lol I’ve done it too!

[@noahwattel4226]

Same actually got it on accident without knowing it existed I was just shooting horses because I was surprised at how much bullets it took. IN THE HEAD.

[@rachelsyrup]

I wish *I* could tame a wolf by walking up to it and going "shh, shh".

[@everyonegetselfears1444]

Try it! Totally works! ;)

[@uswhockey972]

That video was the first to get me into watching youtubers, OxBox is a gateway drug!

[@Tigercup9]

MAKE IT ILLEGAL!

[@pahman3070]

Some Guy are you the same Some Guy who watches Nerdcubed and Many A True Nerd?

[@Tigercup9]

No, you're thinking of That Guy, my brother. I kid. Yes, I am. Anything important you needed to tell me or just noticing that I like British KZbinrs?

[@hmsgreat]

teach a man to fish and he'll get pushed into the water by a bored assassin

[@patrikhjorth3291]

hmsgreat Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

[@Marc-lf4du]

Patrik Hjorth course it'd only be about a minute

[@Prince__Teclis]

Patrik Hjorth Is that a Terry Pratchett qoute?

[@patrikhjorth3291]

Prince Teclis I really have no idea where I picked it up, but it's possible.

[@wesomesaucer]

What about duck seasons “stone cold killer” When in the shooting section, theirs a baby duck on the right. Shoot it, and you get the achievement.

[@calebsimmons8539]

wait did jane just say "thanks dad" to the devil... my suspicions are being proved

[@timmyteaches7663]

Caleb Simmons proven*

[@hyliandoctor]

*clicks on video about evil achievements* *gets Red Cross ad*

[@bankutibence2688]

LOL!

[@notequalok7143]

Gandalf Becan ha gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[@hyliandoctor]

dabman1474 blah why, yes; how did you know?

[@NeoAya]

To get the Total Dick achievement, you have to copyright a red cross, a basic geometrical shape

[@YourMom-xi1vc]

Same hahahahahha!

[@clubbasher32]

This channel is just unlimited content for me to stress/lonely watch. Thank you.

[@leon6kennedy]

18:46 my new profile pic on literally everything. starting with KZbin

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

The Re - Return This is probably the funniest thing I've read today. I'm glad you followed up. I really hope he sees this.

[@ChillCube6277]

The Re - Return My hero

[@Marc-lf4du]

The Re - Return or a screensaver

[@elcolto2320]

Same

[@commenter7867]

Tbh its way to blurry to see his face. Use photoshop and increase the resolution

[@violetsnow804]

I got What is Wrong With You by accident, because in carriage chases, it's easier to just kill the horse then bother with the driver.

[@OGVade]

Violet Snow lmao same

[@GoVocaloider]

I got it by accident too....because I can't aim. 😅

[@ChatookaMusic]

Number 6 reminds me of the time my uncle was first playing one of the earlier AC games and I was sitting behind him every time he ran by a horse saying "killlll the hooorrrrssssse" in a whispery voice

[@Lolpy.]

I got that Friday the 13th achievement by accident the funny thing is I saw one of the guys alive on the side of the road and I WAS going to stop for him but then I saw Jason appear and I just drove away Am I a bad person?

[@anarky1765]

No, he was already screwed. Running away was the obvious move at that point.

[@rashaadsreign]

One man's escape is another one's death. Which is Friday the 13th in a Nutshell 😂

[@trindalas]

A supernatural serial killer is on the loose. It’s every man or woman for themselves in my book, unless you can save them without putting yourself at risk. If he’s RIGHT THERE there really isn’t anything you could do anyway, lol.

[@numaandhavoctv]

"HEY LOOK A GUY!" *jason appears* "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK"

[@jevonjackson4236]

I don't blame you i see Jason i will runaway like the greatest coward in history. Side note it's better to runaway like a little girl than getting killed by Jason just saying

[@TwicetheDicergaming]

Ok I got the tears of shame one but only because I was trying to kill a sabertooth and my bear got in the way. Oh boy was that fun trying to find another one

[@brewskie866]

Twice the Dicer gaming1675 just grab a mammoth and fuck everything up 😂

[@StephenxTehxLefty]

I think I used the badger.

[@ZeldaTheSwordsman]

That last one... _Some_ devs would throw in Jason rising ominously in the backseat, but evidently not the ones behind this game

[@deadersurvival4716]

To be fair, they had already made the game so unbalanced in Jason's favor that they didn't expect anyone to get in the car.

[@AiginSongbird426]

That happens in Clock Tower

[@ZeldaTheSwordsman]

@@AiginSongbird426 Funnily enough, that's what I was thinking of

[@battleframestudios8989]

Throwing the girl's ball into the well the most inhumane thing I saw on this list. Not the wood chipper death.

[@lillol4]

Battle Frame Studios thank you for not saying that killing an animal was the most inhumane

[@chibistanduserdio5034]

Kon'nichiwa tomoya

[@OlaftheGreat]

"Nooooo! Why would you do that, hero? What would your dad say?" *Cough,* probably.

[@aspirationsDelineation]

I got that achievement trying to pass I back to the other brother.

[@vladdracul5072]

@@lillol4 Then I'm going to say it: killing an animal was the most despicable act on this list (not "inhumane" as that would imply "humane" as being a good thing despite the fact it has "human" in it, a species which frequently wages war on itself and often treats members of their own species with utter brutality).

[@jesseolson109]

So I totally thought "Heartless Bastards: The Return" was a new video game title.

[@flyingplatypus6688]

Jesse Olson same xD

[@effeffiagonalick5078]

I'd play it. I'd play the hell out of it. For like ten minutes before I start feeling bad for killing virtual people, lol.

[@avalynpoe4441]

Inglourious Basterds sequel confirmed!

[@papyruspapy5417]

Jesse Olson lol me too

[@amyhoard1222]

It may happen someday, sounds like Bully 2, to me :p

[@caedes5728]

You missed the one called “plenty more fish” in shadow complex which you get for leaving your girlfriend to her fate by driving away. I did also get the “chicken kicker” achievement in one of the fable games for...well...

[@goddessofrandom7184]

Breaking their wings, legs and ribs and leaving them there for a week before stepping on it? And then kicking it to the road to get turned into roadkill? That sound evil enough for 'Chicken Kicker'?

[@caedes5728]

Goddess of RANDOM!!! That escalated quickly! 😂

[@calebrose740]

I used to play Fable I don't remember which one It was a long time ago More than three years I kicked chickens just to kick them I already had the achievement

[@marvelouschester4104]

I can't wait for "Evil Achievements for Heartless Bastards: Origins"

[@weebweeb3516]

Marvelous Chester don't forget the 4th installment, "Evil Achievements for Heartless Bastards: Retribution"

[@Tigercup9]

"Evil Achievements for Heartless Bastards: Reloaded"

[@weebweeb3516]

Okay so now we have a timeline Evil Achievements for heartless Bastards Evil Achievements for heartless Bastards: The Return Evil Achievements for heartless Bastards: Origins Evil Achievements for heartless Bastards: Retribution Evil Achievements for heartless Bastards: Reloaded now we need to do 2, 3, and then Brotherhood. SOON THIS FRANCHISE SHALL REACH A STRANGE AMOUNT OF SEQUELS AND NAMES AKIN TO BATTLEFIELD AND ASSASSIN'S CREED!

[@gezblair]

Cod Sworth don't forget the reboot

[@Reids0me]

Don't forget the deluxe edition, and the ultimate edition which is just all of them in one video.

[@Axl4325]

Not an achievement but just a really bad thing, in Fallout New Vegas there is a quest called "come fly with me" where to clear a facility from ghouls you have to help them to get to space, they want to go to space because they don't like the discrimination towards ghouls on earth and because they believe in a far away land for them, but you can sabotage the project by helping them do everything except that in the moment of the launch you change the coordination systems so they crash into each other and die, they just wanted to live without discrimination and you kill them, in ghoul culture that's considered a dick move

[@chickencurry420]

Axl4325 Puh-LEEZE tell me the last part of that comment is a Rick and Morty reference! :D

[@Axl4325]

Japanese Brony hell yeah it is friend

[@DouchebagDex]

in human culture it's considered fun :D

[@dang_cats]

They die regardless so 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@DarkRobotics]

Axl4325 ghoul lives matter.

[@Sackle19]

Oi. You’re calling us monsters for getting at least one of these achievements. But wait- You had to play ALL 13 games and get those achievements to show us what monsters we are! Who’s the monster now, M8?

[@SpairM]

Or they found footage online

[@Janepringles]

@@SpairM true

[@mohammedalgthamy9563]

i wasn't counting cards i was cheating Trevor Phillips

[@lillildipsy49]

Mohammed Algthamy i actually found this as he said that

[@NolePTR]

I swear to god that was Rick from Rick and Morty.

[@lillildipsy49]

Capt sun how am I a liar?

[@LonyDude]

Mohammed Algthamy I

[@kuznetsovaj8795]

Mohammed Algthamy lol when I was reading this comment Trevor was saying this line

[@jefflinton9851]

Tears of Shame achievement pops up, followed IMMEDIATELY by a Chevrolet ad. Love it.

[@Mr_Spaghetti]

Jeff Linton i don’t get it

[@stevenmaloy8065]

Mr Spaghetti he’s saying if you

[@stevenmaloy8065]

Mr Spaghetti buy a Chevrolet you should be crying tears of shame

[@burgervendor8616]

Guess nobody has enough money to buy one...

[@sammyazari1675]

"between hitting harassers and killing horses I think templars might actually have a point" man that was awesome

[@ChuggerNugget]

In Shadow of War, you get an achievement for beating your own orc until he cant take it anymore and he turns on you

[@MegaGouch]

What about killing all the Bigfoot in Red Dead Redemption, Undead nightmare? When given the choice to kill or leave the final Bigfoot, I of course did the humane thing..... firebombed him.

[@araccooninthedistance6817]

MegaGouch i throwing knifed each of his limbs then blew him up

[@josecardenas9021]

Props

[@DVD-jw3ly]

i placed the dynamite exactly and blew him into the water.

[@Fritz_A.]

I'm probably the only player who spared him

[@grimreaper78945]

The entirety of Shadow of the Colossus. ‘Nuff said

[@grimreaper78945]

The fact that an achievement pops up immediately after you kill one.

[@grimreaper78945]

There’s another reason why you would feel bad for killing them but, it would spoil the end of the game so, I’d suggest you play it first to know what I mean.

[@miraleeks]

“Oh my god! They treated the Martyr of Hecatonchires poorly!” “You bastards!”

[@megarigged]

what everybody was thinking that achievement

[@lovejoy5774]

Profile pic checks out

[@alittlewoozy3187]

Ain’t nobody gonna escape.

[@god2593]

Yeah?

[@KayDizzelVids]

I always figured Trevor was the very uncommon alignment of Fucking Crazy.

[@Rexy_THE_T-REX]

Ye i think it blow umm mentaly ill

[@monty609]

I only got the “evil achievement” in Friday the 13th because the guy that helped me fixed the boat, didn’t want to escape with me and right when he said that, Jason teleported to us and we went separate ways.

[@aaronmcdonald4685]

This gives me hope that you guys will do a 'Mousetrap: The Return' letsplay in approximately 4 years. I can dream, guys. I can dream.

[@GG-dt5hh]

So... in four years time, we can expect you guys to finally finish Shenmue?

[@senan5555]

UltimateGeek 121 I read that Shmule Like Boy in Striped Pyjamas

[@nashdiy8570]

They're save was messed up. They will never finish it.

[@ColdLazarus12]

**Vader NOOOOOOO**

[@blazingfire7517]

They should do that the same day Chugga uploads the last 2 Okami Trial Demon gates which should be the same day that MatPat uploads Doctor Who Part 3

[@osedebame3522]

The same day Half Life 3 comes out.

[@katfromthekong414]

Jane's what-would-your-dad-say joke is too good 😂

[@mikesample3249]

Bringing back my favorite list!

[@ibear2554]

I have to say. I love Ewoks, but seeing them punted is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I think I laughed at Jane's heartless joke about her Dad because of humor bleed- over.

[@The_One_In_Black]

I don't get why people hate cannibal teddy bears that would have roasted and eaten most of the cast if not for Leia's mercy.

[@dr.chaimsaw7841]

+Bill Silvia technically they aren't cannibals for eating humans considering they're a different species

[@The_One_In_Black]

Dr.Chaimsaw Fair point. I see the word get used in both ways so often it slipped out without thinking.

[@STEP6192]

12:30 Beautiful, BEAUTIFUL message. "Teach them how to fish, and they'll fish for themselves. Trow them on the ground and they'll.."

[@number4497]

It's been four years? Holy shit. Congrats you guys for staying awesome.

[@jon-michaelharris5840]

Jane- "Thanks dad" I just think she is talking to the Devil

[@TheNarrowBoatDungeonMaster]

Jon-Michael Harris yeah well it's a bloody disgrace when your little brother gets his own game and tones of movies abs your relegated to a KZbin channel.

[@mattmorgan14]

Erin Panes who is her brother

[@radicallus635]

Lucius. The son of Satan. (Not really, but it's for kicks and giggles.)

[@thewonkydonkeyleader]

You have got to love it when it says "you have gotten an achievement" then "You...Monster"

[@elisabethtveitalea3414]

Hey, killing the horses was, although sad, really helpful during a carriage chase as it makes the carriage useless, and the horses are bigger and easier targets than the people. I'm not a monster Ok? I'm just an efficient player. Right guys? Guys?

[@aaronchavez5335]

It was my favorite way to do things. After I used a horse to get somewhere i'd always shoot it and cause a massive wreck.

[@RafehhhA]

Elisabeth Tveita Lea ok

[@8xhosynth]

Elisabeth Tveita Lea yeah

[@danielcurtis2981]

Whatever helps you sleep at night bud

[@korn4283]

LEGOLAND Lego land yaaaaaay

[@narcspector]

"What the hell hero, what would your dad say?! *coughs* , probably." LOL

[@SonicUmami]

Bottomless Pit is your profile picture death grips ??

[@FuryMcpurey]

I actually once got the Traitor Achievement in BBT. Me and my oldest brother were always killing each other in game because we both found it hilarious and all in good sport.

[@GuyWithAnAmazingHat]

People with the most animated eyebrows: 1. Ethan Klein 2. Emilia Clarke 3. Jane Douglas

[@daafaev15]

GuyWithAnAmazingHat eyebrows the internet looking for lists like this

[@BFedie518]

You're revisiting this list because you're playing Red Dead Redemption and trying to resist tying people to railroad tracks, aren't you?

[@nohaxmeh576]

Is that necessarily a bad thing? >:)

[@BFedie518]

+Definitely Nisha Oh I have.

[@LadyMiir]

I remember when the Endor DLC for Force Unleashed dropped. I was hanging out in a Star Wars chatroom at the time, and one guy came in to excitedly announce that you could dropkick Ewoks-- then the chatroom was suddenly emptied as everyone raced off to go dropkick Ewoks XD

[@flickcentergaming680]

To be fair, the dropkicking animation is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

[@possumridgeentertainment4614]

You don't have to be the one to kill your pet to get the tears of shame achievement. I came out of a battle where my pet died, barely kept myself alive so I was unable to get to my pet to heal him, so I decided to take advantage of the situation. The Neanderthals (I can't remember what they're called in-game) killed him but I got the achievement anyway just as soon as I butchered him.

[@cyndrift]

I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE THE DAY THANK YOU SO MUCH

[@philippegauvin-vallee9371]

7:46 To be fair, it is (purposefully or not) the most effective (and spectacular) way to disable a pesky chasing carriage. More than once did I accidentally shoot the horse instead of the driver. No aimed shot, all quick shots.

[@Quinntus79]

No Buffalo were wiped out in the wild west. American Bison on the other hand, were nearly wiped out. That being said, they aren't exactly nice.

[@SegaMaster172]

This isn’t on Xbox but it’s still a heartless achievement all the same: On Shantae: Risky’s Revenge on IOS, there’s an achievement for killing a puppy (I shit you not...) One of the main quests you have to do to get into the first dungeon of the game is finding and returning a little chef girl’s lost puppy to her. You find the pup in the hands of Rottytops, Shantae’s zombie friend(?), who was planning on eating the dog as a snack. Rottytops hands over the dog to you and you eventually get back to the girl to reunite the two. After doing this, the puppy can be seen running around inside of the girl’s home. What some might not know is that you can actually attack the dog if you do a crouch attack next to it and you’ll even get some money for doing this. However, you can only do this ONCE because after doing this, the dog DOES NOT RESPAWN *FOR THE REST OF THE GAME!!* Doing all of this unlocks the achievement “Play Dead”. Congratulations, you killed a little girl’s innocence puppy for some quick cash. Good luck living with yourself after that... There’s also another (somewhat) heartless achievement you can get for first denying the girl her puppy once you bring it to her and she asks for it back; the “Heart of Stone” achievement.

[@neromauritzen8917]

*Me aproaches wolf* "Shhhh!" *Me gets eaten alive*

[@Jenna2k]

Gotta say shhhh twice

[@aluchardtheunluckyvampire2545]

When i picked up the gta 5 couple they started doing it in the back

[@Luke-of1fl]

Alucard Murcielago wtf

[@bamleith3095]

nice

[@DucklynStark]

Did anyone actually take the couple back to the hotel? Or was it just me?

[@hervaliantangel5323]

Which, personally, made it that much more satisfying to deliver them to the Altruist camp. No, there will be no hanky-panky in MY backseat, thank you very much. Well, unless it's ME doing the hanky-panky. The mess I had to clean up afterwards, that just won't fly. Light the car up afterwards in a holistic cleansing. Of course, it never occurred to me to turn around and shoot them, or light them on fire, like in other comments. Hmmm. Gonna do that in later playthroughs.

[@hervaliantangel5323]

@Whiteface IMSCARED why not all of the above? Do multiple playthroughs, and execute them differently in each playthrough ;) There's your replayability, lol

[@unsociableweeb3693]

I have a good excuse to why I got "Chad is a Dick" achievement, ive been walking around telling everyone that I fixed the car, but instead they all decided to wait for the police arrive. So I did as they please and went without them, once I left they all died.

[@RatAvenue]

Unsociable Weeb who's your profile pic? Tomoko?

[@quintenvargas7400]

Unsociable Weeb I got the achievement as well but my excuse is that someone told me to leave them

[@MarcadudeandCodester]

My excuse is I left in the boat just as the other last guy was being killed, so they would've died anyways

[@Anthonybrother]

I want to play games online with you

[@ericatrent89]

Unsociable Weeb my excuse is im a dick

[@CelticVictory]

I really wasn't expecting the murder of your new wolf friend. I thought they were going to use it to kill a human enemy.

[@kimmydim7778]

When someone kills a person in a game: Ha Lol When someone kills a animal in a game: Nuuuuu why would you do that!!!!!!!

[@shermanatorbs7774]

IKR

[@Anthonybrother]

well the biggest threat to a human is the bullshit of other humans so it makes sense .

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

You don't even have to kill it, just don't be nice to it and people freak out, lol

[@nerothewateruser8030]

astrological perfectly describes one of my friends when we used to play minecraft. I kill a horse, she shoves me into a lava pit

[@TheLovelyAviZone]

So true

[@gayboichow2770]

I got the Friday the 13th achievement by driving the car to the exit and accidentally running someone over who was trying to escape with the cops XD

[@bruhmoment8962]

The Red Hat “accidentally” lol

[@landongaming7470]

I just left

[@timmyteaches7663]

The Red Hat nice

[@Guapo_Oppai]

Tyler Bergen He got an achievement for it so clearly Jason would do it. Also how is doing the objective of the game being a coward?

[@vali6717]

In an ironic twist I got it by sacrificing Chad so I could escape.

[@Canadian_Zac]

Shadow of War: Bad Boss. Strike a Follower until he's had enough. You need to beat up an Orc, make him follow you. Then beat him until he turns on you, and then probably kill him. It is possible to get by accident, but it took me about 10 hits in a row before he turned on me, so pretty hard to do by accident. I just picked a guy that killed me, recruited him, then killed him to get the achievement. Also, Blood on Blood. Make a Captain kill his Blood Brother. The orc has to do it. So you have to 'recruit' the Orc, then assign them a mission to kill their blood brother, then help them weaken them until they can get the final hit... This often ends with them betraying you shortly after for forcing him to kill his blood brother, which is fair enough.

[@morganhe-man3543]

Kharn The Betrayer I did both of those Before I started to try for the platinum

[@jacobmartinez665]

Kharn The Betrayer sorry didn’t see you’re comment typed that too

[@keithroderick5105]

Couldn't you force him to kill his brother, beat him a bit, and then kill him

[@alcreamiemaster7293]

It's weird but 2 of the times I did that, the brother said, I never liked him anyway

[@Ripatoris]

But what about the Darkest Dungeon achievement: "Like lambs to the slaughter", where you send resolve level 0 heroes to... well... Also out of almost 3,000 players, only 7.97% got this achievement

[@2stupidgamers877]

William I am one of those who got the achievement. No regrets.

[@Ripatoris]

2stupidgamers Sadly... so have I... so have I.

[@justanotheraltaccount7821]

It was worth the gamerscore.

[@abramnanney1763]

Fun Fact: alligators actually hate the taste of human meat

[@karlderkase479]

Did ... a alligator tell you that ?

[@fashionsoulsonlysouls5575]

But ryly tho

[@recjr7685]

It's a mutual sentiment if true, alligator meat is disgusting.

[@RealRabidRabbit]

Robert Chaffins But gator jerky is super good

[@recjr7685]

Huh, I've never had it jerky style. Well, next hunting trip.

[@StrikaAmaru]

13:30 It's a bit harder to empathize, when in ep 6 Ewoks are cannibals... those poor stormtroopers :(

[@brendanroberts1310]

There only cannibals if they eat there own species.

[@StrikaAmaru]

@@brendanroberts1310 In real life, yeah... but for fiction the definition tends to get an expansion - a fully sapient creature eating another fully sapient creature is also considered cannibalism even if they're different species.

[@brendanroberts1310]

@@StrikaAmaru ah didn't know that thanks for the info.

[@insomniagobrrr5542]

@@StrikaAmaru you're stretching the definition of the word

[@sickrandy2946]

Lest we forget the Dragon Age Origins achievement for siding with the werewolves in “The Nature of the Beast” You essentially promise a group of settlers you’ll save them from the werewolves that have been slaughtering them, only to bring the werewolves back to their camp so they can slaughter them some more.

[@nerothewateruser8030]

Sick Randy that should be in here

[@Daniel_C_Griffin]

They're only being attacked because Zathrian cursed them centuries ago and refused to even parley with them despite numerous attempts. The Werewolves grew desperate. Fun tip, side with the Werewolves and use the Cleanse Templar ability and see how fast the Zathrian boss fight ends :D

[@santiagomolinas5154]

Juli

[@patirck024]

Sick Randy I did that haha

[@KasumiRINA]

Bioware got tons of these. How about killing Maelon, destroying his data that countless Krogan women died for, killing your best friend Wrex so he wouldn't know, sabotaging the genophage cure, and dooming an entire race to die out so you can save Mordin who's like 50 and most salarians don't even live that long. :3 I did that. Of course, not doing all that means you have to shoot Mordin in cold blood if you went for sabotage and I couldn't do that.

[@NGMonocrom]

Thumbs up for Andy using the term "Sheeple," and surprisingly using it the right way. Nicely done, Andy.

[@artmancanvas781]

4:19 AnD tHe FlOoR-bOaRdS wErE bReAkInG aNd CrEaKiNg AnD pEiCeS oF tHe ShIp WeRe FaLlInG aPart.

[@RealBadMike]

You should get one of these achievements for typing like that

[@hotcrossbuns6585]

And then Reginald comes upstairs and he's all like, "I SaY GenTlEmeN, I Do bElieVe We ArE In QUite a SpoT oF boThEr"

[@TurnipCart]

@@Alsebra who kares

[@tmirred1945]

5:14 But it was I only wanted to kill him 49 times... but you know, too mutch motion...

[@DoyBarcenal]

Guy: Kicking a bunch of teddy bears into space. Me: *Insert team rocket joke here*

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

I sing their song from the 2 B a Master CD.

[@sickopenguin7202]

Insert duck tales space theme

[@meatybean-nuts1974]

Dank

[@feckusmaximus3234]

You have no idea how hard I laughed at this XD

[@k1er4n544]

Joseph Barcenal they are evil anyway they eat humans plus they got there first ever space program xD

[@TrickyTalon23]

Those beggars you get hated for throwing, they throw rocks at you when you just run away

[@ryaquaza3offical]

Murdering allies, kidnapping people, you know, I'm not too bothered tbh,. But killing pets, that's not gonna happen, I'm antisocial, not heartless

[@ryaquaza3offical]

More like I just hate people lol

[@Lamorakc]

Ryaquaza 1 There is scientific reason that people feel worse when seeing a dog die in media then a person.

[@ryaquaza3offical]

I think it’s upsetting regardless tbh

[@Lamorakc]

Ryaquaza 1 Yeah that's why I replied that.

[@stevenmaloy8065]

Ryaquaza 1 kind same, for me it’s more I hate being around/talking to people

[@victor12xp]

What would be the OX Team's alignments though? I'm certain Mike is Chaotic something, Jane is somewhere in the Evil side, Andy is Lawful Neutral (?) and James is definitely True Neutral. Luke and Ellen could be Neutral Good and Chaotic Neutral, respectively.

[@ricochet5241]

Mike'd be Chaotic Neutral, and Jane'd be Lawful Evil.

[@dropdead234]

Jane is most definitly Chaotic Evil. "Lawful" implies rules....

[@jjtomecek1623]

James isn't just true neutral, he's a saint

[@wallofnyc]

Eh, I'd still say Lawful Evil. She has rules - the fact that they are Her rules that are detrimental to everything else (living or otherwise) in her favor doesn't make it any less structured. I feel she's too systematic to be chaotic. Maybe Neutral Evil, that she has rules but won't hesitate ignoring them if it seems appropriate to a situation

[@victor12xp]

I have to agree, Jane would be Lawful Evil. She literally plays them into binding verbal contracts every now and again to do her bidding.

[@fifo5553]

3:58 So you *would* throw live baby chickens into an incinerator if there was a discernable profit involved? Interesting.

[@issackaiser]

I know that my underwear give it back! Trevor at his finest.

[@incitossol]

Yay. This list is back with new and questionable choices.

[@rDude0]

Yup

[@samuelphenix3584]

Incitos 98 I

[@gregallan4291]

What do you mean?

[@nebbia1860]

My personal heartless favorite is when in AdventureQuest World's Doomwood saga, you have the option of (literally) back-stabbing Artix the Paladin. It hurt deeply, but hey, achievements are achievements!

[@stablernose7203]

7:26 There's been a moider, old chaps! Call the detectiv' and we'll find the culPRIIIIIT

[@bamleith3095]

very accurate

[@GlitchWitch69]

As he's saying a carriages occupants are dead an occupant gets up and walks away

[@USAFreewayROTF]

7:34 I got this achievement COMPLETELY by accident. I would always try shooting gangsters off the coaches. But there were times when it was COMPLETELY UNAVOIDABLE! And so I got the achievement...

[@almeerok7950]

I got the WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU achievement by accident. I was having trouble in a bounty hunt and the quickshot kept aiming at the horses. I killed all 5 in one bounty hunt (I am pretty sure it was one in Southwark)

[@tformerdude6788]

What is your luck?! What are the odds?

[@ThankYouCityOfficial]

This is what happened to me too. I had throwing knives equipped and they auto aim the horse first!

[@sroolikandgrizelda3661]

@@ThankYouCityOfficial same story here

[@half-slav]

I remember when i wiped out all of the Buffalo in Red Dead Redemption. I stayed home from School that day.

[@compedycakemine6960]

Jack MacGrory So you killed innocent buffalo AND you played hookie? Where did your parents go wrong smh

[@half-slav]

Christian Calso *Parent 😂

[@half-slav]

Christian Calso Where indeed.

[@marhawkman303]

Horses are better than Buffalo.... except in steak. Mmm.... buffalo steak is delicious!

[@DestronGaming]

Oh, Lord Primus, help us!!! I think Jane's personality is merging with her DnD character's!!! SHE'S BECOMING DEMONIC!!! lol "Tears of Shame" almost brought tears to my eyes! I can't believe that a few people would kill the wolf that they befriended! Still, its only worth doing that if you find a LARGE animal to do it to... Keep it up you guys!!!

[@MxDemeanor]

Me: *walks up to you going 'shhhh, shhh'*

[@CelticVictory]

@@MxDemeanor Oh, you seem so nice...wait, I see where this is going.

[@MxDemeanor]

@@CelticVictory *EVILE LAUGH*

[@captainwolfos]

Ah, the "Wishing Well" achievement... I actually had to reload my save after getting that, because I truly felt like a monster.

[@tomasxfranco]

Same. No way we let the game record something so dickish.

[@OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa]

8:15 "Which means that its unfortunate occupants are probably just as dead as that horse you just shot." *"Dead" occupant stands up, perfectly fine in the background.*

[@simianimp]

The fact that there's literally a place in Alberta called "Head Smashed in Buffalo Jump" should tell you how safe the buffalo would be in Canada.

[@Stelios300X]

Nobody really feeds people to the alligators for the achievement. The real reason is the outside xbox xmas challenge.

[@SuspectedCheater]

What about achievements that reward kindness?

[@raven.8073]

You must be new here.

[@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx]

SuspectedPotato Its common.

[@ryujinnchair]

4:36 turn on captions

[@goddessofrandom7184]

Lol

[@banjo-kazooie]

I knew Tears of Shame had to be in the fan picks as it wasn't in the original staff picks upload. It's so painful but inevitable for that platinum.