NPCs Who Are So Done With Your Bulls*** | Commenter Edition

Turns out we're not the only ones who like to annoy NPCs. Here are your suggestions for the non player characters who are so done with your nonsense.
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[@MySerpentine]

I adore Haskill. Especially if you decide to do Sheo's quest after you're already the new Madgod. He sighs and concludes that praying to yourself and giving yourself a quest is actually pretty typical for a mad god.

[@Camazotz-kz9wr]

That is my favorite line from Haskill haha

[@MazogaTheDork]

Sheo's VA, Wes Johnson, has said on a livestream that the inconsistent accent is deliberate and a sign of the madness he represents.

[@mayowankenobi]

"CHEESE!!!!"

[@J0Ecorreia]

Wes' VA, Sheo Johnson Sheo's Wes, VA Johnson Johnson's Sheo, Wes VA

[@Chasmodius]

Pretty convenient, that...

[@BogeyTheBear]

Well, duh. He was teetering between the Mania and Dementia aspects with his voice. (Mania) "Clouds don't smell bad. They taste of butter!" (Dementia) _"...and tears."_ Most telling is how he sounds shortly before disappearing. At that point, Order had taken hold.

[@Zenlore6499]

“The Part Where He Kills You” has always been one of my favorite jokes of all time!

[@SolaScientia]

I think it was my 2nd or 3rd run of the game that I just stood there and let him. It's also funny to see/hear his reaction if come back after he's begging you to come back and then just jump into the pit.

[@michaelandreipalon359]

Reminds me a bit of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.

[@drankydrank1]

The achievement repeating it for a 3rd time is what got me when I played it.

[@MsKornkitty]

"Threatened to stab you... didn't think that was going to happen in your fantasy game.." *looks nervously at Tonberry*.

[@NivMizzet89]

How often do Tonberry's threaten before simply stabbing though?

[@silverwyhrecat5]

@@NivMizzet89 The ominous walking in FFX and FFX2, I count it as a threatening. mostly because I panic every time.

[@AshenVictor]

@@NivMizzet89 Depends how you interpret their silent yet menacing approach.

[@josephkrick2793]

Doink!

[@ShenLong991]

to be fair, i would not bother the savior and manager of all game save files too much. He could go mental and delete my saves. but to be fair... in the time of cloud based storage (cloud as in, another guys pc... you know) the threat is much lower today.

[@AskForDoodles]

Ellen's childish glee at annoying the Stanley narrator is so accurate to how it feels to play that game.

[@oxfanblink4115]

So true 😅 Like with older Animal Crossing games due to Mr Resetti if you quit the game without saving properly enough times to get him to try and force you to apologise but you basically tell him to do one instead 😈😆

[@GentleGiant1997]

Ellen is a treasure and should be protected at all costs by the other legendary folks at OutsideXtra and by us as well (the loyal fans/viewers)!

[@atgosh]

I've waited years to mention it, because I figured it wouldn't be seen, but I have an idea for video: 7 times you KNEW that 'dead' body was gonna attack you as soon as you get close (working title). Seeing Zoe play Dead Space reminded me that sometimes you just know that guy's playing possum until you're in in arm's (or claw's) reach

[@shotgunshells2]

Good idea. I can think of dead space, half life 2, and bioshock entries just off the top of my head.

[@zata1197]

this is a good one, that happens all the time!

[@denverarnold6210]

So many in cutscenes, too.

[@domihase8148]

There is only one necromorph in Dead Space, who is actually dead, when you encounter it in a bathroom. I'm always confused, why it doesn't try to kill me. 😂

[@DreadWulfie]

I think you used the perfect two-word sentence to finish the title. 7 times you KNEW that "dead" body was playing possum.

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

"Shaun has all the Patience of a Saint, but without the "S" because he Ain't got any." That's a new one. I'm gonna use that from now on.

[@rickgillan1009]

It's a Marilyn Manson lyric :p

[@iainkilcar7463]

Haun?

[@darksleuth66]

It’s even funnier since assassin is the worst thing in the world it’s got two “ass”s kinda like Seth mcfarlane no no wait… that’s just his face

[@chrisriley2321]

Honestly I hated him in AC2. Like dude I get you don't like me or respect me. Put put aside the hate boner because we need to work together like it or not. Sometimes you gotta work with people you don't like and in this case I'm an assassin too so if you want us to be successful in missions you gotta co-operate

[@Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger]

@@chrisriley2321 He redeemed himself, shame Desmond was already dead

[@finnover9781]

If we keep asking OutsideXtra for one more video like this, will they be done with our bull****?

[@andrewgieseler8052]

Who Bull****s the Bull****ers?

[@bezerkoid]

@@andrewgieseler8052 Quis Bullshittiet Ipsos Bullshitties?

[@michaelandreipalon359]

And yet who's bull*******g the bull*******s of the original bull*******s?

[@coffeeaddict9605]

Being scolded by Andy sounds worth it.

[@maxpain5102]

jane probably put her world domination plan into motion 😂

[@leahbeth8335]

Pikachu getting zap happy when he's ornery is pretty in keeping with the anime, so no surprises there.

[@monopolizedopamine]

Yeah it's like they forgot how many times Ash was zapped when he first had Pikachu lol

[@WhiteFangofWar]

Not even Professor Oak could tame his free spirit. I remember he seems to have a thing for giving angry lectures to misbehaving Pokemon like Tentacruel or Mewtwo.

[@insaincaldo]

Must be related to Ash's

[@jahjoeka]

He still does that ?

[@silversailor5950]

The broom closet ending is still my favorite!

[@Excalibur-Sonic]

Same

[@angelreaper1000]

same

[@michaelandreipalon359]

Thank the stars they kept it in the Ultra Deluxe Edition.

[@Zenlore6499]

I know Ellen’s shirt is Hocus Pocus, but it kinda reminds me of a bowling alley carpet or wall decorations. Not complaining, I like it!

[@dr.dinglefritz3971]

3.5 star hotel carpet

[@TheBloodswordsman]

Thank you for pointing out that Ellen's shirt was Hocus Pocus. I am so damn blind I missed that fact...

[@Zenlore6499]

@insanity wolf Let’s not.

[@Zenlore6499]

@insanity wolf My bad, I misread it as a dirty joke at her expense.

[@tezlaactual6582]

Or like the seat patterns on older city buses

[@digishade7583]

The fact that the turrets in portal 2 identify wheetly’s screens as a target is hilarious

[@DemonicaaD14]

If memory serves Wes Johnson, VA of Lord Sheogorath, was inspired by both the Irish and Scottish accents, he dropped a name of a comedian. So he chose to do a mix of Irish and Scottish accents for Sheo.

[@M_M_ODonnell]

To be further fair, if any video game NPC would absolutely deliberately choose an infuriatingly jumbled accent, it would be Sheogorath.

[@DemonicaaD14]

@@M_M_ODonnell I would be angry if Sheo DID NOT have a jumbled accent xD

[@lisah-p8474]

In the Oblivion Shivering Isles DLC as the story progresses and he becomes more "sane" the accent gets less outrageous. By the time the Grey March arrives it has toned down considerably.

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

@@DemonicaaD14 you may want to avoid his quest in Morrowind, in that case.

[@RedSpade37]

@@nicholasfarrell5981 You mean Shiggawrath's quest in Morrowind?

[@0PercentImagination]

Save moogle mentioning the knife reminded me of Tonberry's and he only thing saving you from them is how slow they are, a moogle that has proven to have ridiculous speed armed with one of those knives would legit instantly destroy the party if it fought them lol.

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

The tonberry's knife isn't the issue. It's the attack they do that is.

[@diegomoreno6752]

Petition for Ellen to bake as a challenge in the next Show of the Weekend!. Let's say make a cake with Kratos' colors or in Sonic's shape to keep it videogame related

[@juanchoLR]

Up up!

[@marhawkman303]

I mean years ago Jane baked a Portal themed cake... Maybe now is Ellen's turn? :D

[@ANonymous-fq5ky]

Theres been a mug cake episode with Ellen and Luke.

[@notoriousbmc1]

OutsideBakeOff (but indoors)

[@gruggerduggerhoose]

Title! OutsideCakestra

[@monstormaniac]

I love the segues in this from Stephen Merchant character to Stephen Merchant character and from Desmond to Desmond. Wicked clever!

[@Mulbert]

Not meaning to "well, actually" but it was Danny Wallace in Assassin's Creed, they sound really similar though!

[@carlsiouxfalls]

@@Mulbert For a while I thought it was the same voice actor too.

[@Rio-in-Red]

The broom closet ending is my favorite 🤣

[@austinknight5881]

As your friend, I find this concerning.

[@TheManInTheLongBlackCoat]

Mei Ling in Metal Gear Solid who, if you keep asking to SAVE but repeatedly press DO NOT SAVE instead, will at first forgive you, then tell you not to call her unless he’s serious, not allow you to save at all and, eventually, poke her tongue out.

[@nirosolis485]

Ah yes, Mei Ling! I think she was the first NPC I ever deliberately annoyed. That game had a lot of fun things like that.

[@Amaritudine]

Rosemary from MGS2 also reacts badly if Raiden engages in too much questionable behaviour, like gunning down seagulls or hanging out in the restroom for gratuitous amounts of time.

[@denverarnold6210]

For Stanley Parable, the cheater ending is my favorite of the narrator's snapping point.

[@bct2308]

You mean the serious room?

[@denverarnold6210]

@@bct2308 with the very serious table.

[@bct2308]

@@denverarnold6210 “100 Billion Trillion years; standing here in the serious room.” “INFINITY YEARS IN THE SERIOUS ROOM.” Both spoken with the most serious tone ever spoken.

[@SolaScientia]

I've never played The Stanley Parable, but hearing that narrator say "sweet fa" like that absolutely sent me. I also love the adenoid voice it takes when mocking the player for standing in the broom closet when it talks about the player talking about the broom closet ending; major Clarkson vibes there, lol. I love messing with Wheatley. Another good one is just standing in the first room he wants you to solve and doing nothing. It doesn't take too long to get the achievement, but the whole time you refuse to push the button he's there complaining about it and dropping "hints" about what to do. I do love his increasing desperation for his "fix" with the puzzle solving and GLaDOS being snide about resisting the urge and all. I love Andy in the background of the cat section. I've no room to talk because I too would spend a lot of time petting the cat or any video game animal I'm allowed to pet.

[@roguishpaladin]

You really should play The Stanley Parable. The narrator, and how he responds to your behavior in the game, is the chief attraction to the game, so you would enjoy it very much.

[@SolaScientia]

@@roguishpaladin It's on my wishlist, but I've been waiting on it, and I also have so many games I'm in the middle of. I say that knowing I've started yet another run of BioShock Infinite as it's one of my main comfort games, lol.

[@drawingdragon]

The entire game (Stanley Parable) is just literal hours and hours of this sassy British man getting progressively irritated with your shenanigans, the Broom Closet is just the tip of the iceberg 10/10, would stand in a Broom Closet for 15 minutes waiting for more dialogue again

[@immortalfrieza]

@@SolaScientia There's like 3 different versions of Stanley Parable now, all with lots of different lines from the narrator.

[@thomaslane1547]

Also, Stray is a great video game cat game. You can't _exactly_ pet the cat, but you can have it curl up and nap, which makes the PS5 controller purr like a kitten.

[@dizzyroseblade]

I thought for sure the Final Fantasy IX one would be when Ruby runs in to yell at you for refusing to advance the plot at the very beginning (by getting the plan wrong like 100 times or something like that).

[@Alakaizer]

Pretty sure it's 64 times, but, yeah, that's what I came down here to say.

[@xenogil180]

I believe Ellen had a lot of fun getting the capture for Portal 2

[@gloweye]

I was expecting a "uhm, pet video game dogs?" from Ellen as alternative to petting video game cats.

[@faffy2632]

Wow looking forward to the Ellen baking special. Like how Andy has made video game drinks on the show before!

[@AlmondLBD]

See this illustrates why for the longest time I thought Wheatley and Shaun were voiced by the same person

[@DirgeTV]

In fairness, they do a similarly good job of a character that gets very annoyed the more the player does something that pesters them so I could see where you'd get that impression.

[@DiamondAppendixVODs]

"Has all the patience of a saint but without the S" is a great joke

[@moretea512]

Sheogorath has a Shivering Isles accent. Everyone knows that.😁

[@Voromire1]

To be fair, Sheogorath is literally the prince of madness. Maybe he just has that accent to make everyone else go crazy!

[@jaredcrabb]

Apparently the va did that on purpose.

[@ralphbutcher7294]

Looking forward to seeing Ellen doing a follow up video of her enjoying some cookies she baked

[@Michael_Lindell]

3. That Parable couldn't Standley your Bulls***...

[@RileyZilla1001]

I love the npcs in Tramsformers Fall of Cybertron. Sometimes you are given a button prompt to kill one as you wind up for the kill; but you can stall there and they worriedly try to talk you out of killing them. "!Hey Starscream! Nice day huh? Heheheh *sobs"

[@mar_speedman]

Fall of Cybertron was gold. Too bad about Cybertron, though

[@LunaBeth97]

I've almost finished playing disco elysium and I'm certain that I make Kim question his life choices several times 😂

[@timhutchinson8485]

Grumpy Pikachu might just be the cutest thing I've ever seen.

[@Ceece20]

In Nier (remake), the main character will actually kill the camera (you) if you try to look up her skirt too often, resulting in a game over.

[@TwoLeftThumbs]

How did you happen across this information? Eh? EH???

[@michaelandreipalon359]

Research.

[@persomiissleepy]

Technically it's Kaine specifically and given who Kaine is, she would not be pleased

[@molybdaen11]

Thin skin for an battle android.

[@zulubunsen9067]

For some reason I was under the belief that Shaun Hastings was voiced by Stephen Merchant so I thought putting him after Wheatley is a combo move, but looking into it I shattered my beliefs.

[@iainkilcar7463]

Danny wallace and stephen merchant have very similar accents that's why. Still shaun looks pretty much exactly like danny.

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

I wanted Shaun so badly to be revealed as being a Templar so I'd have an excuse to shiv him 😂.

[@garysturgess6757]

I'm playing Syndicate now, and he is really quite upset when he finds out that the politician's cat name is Desmond. Seems that Shaun liked Desmond more than he let on. But yeah, Shaun is definitely one of those characters that grows on you (assuming you pay any attention to the 'present day' portion of an AC game, which, honestly, I can easily forgive you if you don't). His descriptions of the various beers in Syndicate is quite amusing.

[@ed_j_webb]

Oh me too. I always bugged him with a (self voiced) "hey Shaun what you doing?" more times than was necessary.

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

@@garysturgess6757 I've unfortunately not played any of the games after the Ezio trilogy, didn't know Shaun was still being shown, lol.

[@garysturgess6757]

@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley My personal opinion: 3 is bad, 4 is good but it's a pirate game not a ninja game, Unity now that the bugs are worked out is good (and a lot like the Ezio trilogy), Rogue is annoying (Templars are NOT the good guys, I don't care how much they want to pretend otherwise), and Syndicate is (so far) really good. I own the others (my wife has played them, I haven't yet) and the most I can say about Origins, Odyssey, and Valhalla is that they feel more like Dragon Age than Assassin's Creed. Not necessarily a bad thing. But definitely different feel.

[@qq13563817153]

I love Shaun, he's such a dork that he happily tried Isu rations freshly printed from ancient food making machines in AC3

[@abithefallenhuman921]

Very happy my man Haskill is the face in the thumbnail, man is the poster boy for fed up NPC

[@legionarybooks13]

I wonder if they're familiar with Viva la Dirt League's 'Epic NPC Man'? One of their most popular sketches is when the main quest giver, Greg the Garlic Farmer, finally snaps after adventurers keep skipping his dialog. 😄

[@mar_speedman]

Recently on streams, when they're skipping cutscenes quickly they keeps yelling "Skip! Skip!" so I think maybe they've at least seen the skip sketch

[@legionarybooks13]

@@mar_speedman ah, I haven't watched their streams. I figured given the premise of this video that they are probably VLDL fans. We'll know for sure if they start yelling, "Outrageous!" 😆

[@terrykarl7085]

One of the best I did was in MGS Sons of Liberty. While you're meant to send Otacon pictures of the new Metal Gear, you can instead send him pictures of the Commandant. At first he just says who the picture is of, but any more and he starts getting annoyed. Which if anything just made me send him more.

[@elenadirectorofmiiss7942]

So Pikachu gives you a heart attack and Eevee gives you traumatic brain injuries... Hard to say which is worse.

[@jaredcrabb]

Good thing Eevee isnt a Flareon, itd send you to the moon:D

[@Excalibur-Sonic]

THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVORITE!!

[@Space_Noise]

Nice to see In Sound Mind on here. Such a cool game.

[@cormacmccoy1]

My favourite of all time is an oldy but a goody. In Warcraft 2, the human soldier getting fully pissed with you when you click them too much.

[@roguishpaladin]

Are you still touching me? Don't you have a kingdom to run? Join the army, they said...see the world, they said. I'd rather be sailing. The voice actor was, I believe, Bill Roper, who was a producer on the game.

[@cormacmccoy1]

@@roguishpaladin HAHA Nice :D I did not know this was a producer, but yes, absolutely love this one :D

[@katfromthekong414]

Andy: "James too shocked to even countenance this line" Cue James laughing his head of in the background 😂😂😂

[@occono3543]

Got really confused by the cat calling the player Desmond right after the Shaun Hastings bit.

[@whoisthis01]

Ellen's expressions in this one are particularly on point. Everyone's great as usual but this one's particularly good.

[@Living_with_Narcissists]

I can't believe Ellen's Baking Academy isn't a thing yet.

[@ApetureTestSubject]

We had two disappointed British entries in a row, and two entries in a row featuring a guy named Desmond. Thus making Shaun Hastings, who's in the middle of that Venn Diagram and the middle of those three entries, the most annoyed man on this list. Congrats Shaun... You win nothing.

[@Bluebedo]

7 things Ellen has to do in her life other than playing with video game cats. Make it happen!

[@Kartissa]

It won't. There aren't enough things for the list....

[@Average_Omori_fan]

You know, the broom closet ending was my favorite

[@Envy_the_Darksider]

In Deep Rock Galactic, there are many ways to annoy Mission Control: -Use the jukebox in the space station -Kick barrels into the launch tube -Kick barrels into the drop pod -Tap on the glass of the specimen tubes in Season 3 He gets even more annoyed when you: -Deposit all the barrels into the launch tube (he sounds so done at this point and gives up, sarcastically congratulating you) -Ping a specific mushroom type in the Fungus Bogs where your dwarf shouts "Mushroom!" multiple times -Ping a gold nugget or bittergem multiple times where your dwarf shouts "We're rich!"

[@PhobosDynami]

I loved Ellen's little laugh at annoying the narrator from Stanley Parable. Also Ellen, I'm baking some cookies right now you can pass off as your own to show Andy he shouldn't underestimate you.

[@gameboy3433]

I brought this up before but I will bring it up again. Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks: Zelda will get pissed at you if you keep hitting her whilst she is hanging in the phantom armor, to the point that she wants to make you a spirit.

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

My second favorite incarnation of Zelda (first is BOTW).

[@LarryGarfieldCrell]

"Fuzzy widdle animuls" was absolutely perfect, and absolutely accurate.

[@talikajr]

In metal gear 1, you can annoy Mei Ling, the woman in charge of your game saving to the point where she will stop talking to you and even making faces at you

[@Michael_Lindell]

I can't wait for Ellen's upcoming channel "Outside Bakestra"!

[@slakmansauce3390]

"Hello Desmond-go away" "Desmond? Darling?" Perfectly cut.

[@HylianFox3]

I forget, did the previous video cover the shopkeeper from Link's Awakening who KILLS YOU if you steal from him? Even if you don't go back into the store everyone calls you THIEF. It's a pretty famous "what the hell, player?" moment.

[@carlsiouxfalls]

I think they had a 7 list of shopkeepers who would aggro you if stolen from.

[@mar_speedman]

Yeah, I'm sure they put that in a list, before.

[@braxtynmd]

In god of war Ratatoskr will start to get really really peeved if you keep hitting the chimes and he’s already there

[@ferd617]

12:28 The fact that Shaun is voiced by standup and general funnyman Danny Wallace (who went on to join the writing team for ACs 3 and Syndicate, BTW) no doubt adds to the enjoyment factor in annoying the living crap out of him.

[@AdamBoozer]

Haskill was a great one. I remember that. You think he's just a pushover, but that guy is an Immortal that's been around longer than the Imperial Empire. 😆

[@andrewprice6053]

Andy gets to rag on Shaun Hastings and Ellen gets to instill the wonders of cats in video games. Perfect OX video.

[@MayaConner16]

I actually really liked Shaun Hastings. The dry sarcasm absolutely kills me.

[@christopherwalton3565]

Annoying the squirrel by throwing your axe at the chimes in god of war Ragnarök 😂😂

[@throwingoutrox]

here’s 2 NPCs that fit this category: the Snowman from Undertale, specifically if you eat his snowman piece in front of him. he will be utterly disgusted with you and will tell you to begone. if you talk to him after defeating the final boss, he’ll tell you that he knows the truth about how horrible of a person you are. Jason from Dead Rising 3. in the mission “Family Style Dining”, if you talk to him enough times after he asks you to bring him fresh meat, he’ll snap and decide to straight up kill you and make you the meat. well, he’ll try, but he’s beaten VERY easily.

[@thomaslane1547]

I used to annoy Rollo in Redguard by repeatedly asking him, "Bell?" Rollo got fed up quickly. I also used to repeatedly ask the palace guard "This is the palace, correct?" but it didn't bother him.

[@hellonurd8957]

I think I pointed this out in the last video, but in Sonic Generations, the friends you save will get annoyed if you keep interacting with them.

[@HewieSux]

In the AI Somnium file 1 & 2 , there is a CSI-Inspector whose name the MCs of both games keep forgetting it'S optional dialgoue to talk to him whenever he is on a crime-scene . it'S hilarious how Kadaka and Kojima take the piss out of each other in these 2 games . in an act of respect to the VA of him they included a note in the Files it went like "your name will never be forgotten - unlike Kagami's"

[@oldharlock7760]

...and the voices of the masses grew louder and louder. *Baking stream! Baking stream! Baking stream! Baking stream!*

[@antonanderson1965]

Don't forget Black Mesa, where you irritate the scientists by messing with the computer, messing with the fire alarm, and throwing randum stuff at their heads in the beginning of the game. Also, ruining the microwave casserole

[@JoshuaEisenbart]

I can name four things that Ellen has to do besides petting video game cats: 1: petting video game dogs. 2: petting Pikachu in Pokémon: Let's Go Pikachu 3: petting Eevee in Pokémon: Let's Go Eevee 4: petting Chao in the Sonic franchise

[@brentwerner6103]

I've been saying I'm sharpening my knife, kupo since 2005. My favorite line from FFIX

[@SanderEvers]

That Pikachu one makes me think of the first Pokémon anime episode.

[@shawnlowry1602]

being the goose from: Untitled goose annoy everyone and completely ruin their day!

[@sleepytime999998]

The ad drop at the start of Stanley was seamless.

[@curtiszidaneziraa]

Kings Quest in the beginning of the third chapter when you keep trying to ignore the dead baby owl.

[@leonardquirm]

Sounds like that's next week's list sorted: "7 Things We Spend Our Time Doing Other Than Petting Animals In Video-Games" 1. Baking 2. ...nope, we were lying, there was only 1 thing.

[@outistynnanyt5153]

To be clear! I am 100% being pedantic, and don't actually have an issue with the words being used interchangeably. I understand context and vernacular Technically "electrocution" specifically refers to an electric shock that results in death, thats the definition of electrocution. If it doesn't kill you, its just an electric shock

[@demonprincess9680]

What about Undertale? When Papyrus tried to put you through that color tile puzzle, you can keep making him explain the color effects. It doesn't take long for him to get annoyed with explaining before he just ditches you with instructions for the puzzle you can't even read

[@toastnuances]

two player character Desmonds in a row?! you gotta spread out your Desmonds better, guys!

[@FatherMurph]

The moment I saw the thumbnail I immediately remembered, “The book has no pictures.”

[@notoriousbmc1]

Sure, feel bad for the narrator. Absolutely, feel guilty for smashing Wheatleys' monitors, but NEVER!..NEVER feel anything but distain for Shaun Hastings.

[@TheBasedTyrant]

Whenever someone says Electrocute instead of shock I'm always left wondering if they know that electrocute is a modification of execute, and it implies electrification to point of death.

[@YayDee85]

Repeatedly clicking units in the various Warcraft games has them whine, fart, sass, belch, complain, sing songs, and much more. And then there's the sheep, who straight up explodes.

[@pockylovingranger]

Here’s one for if they ever do another sequel to this, Ratatoskr in God of War Ragnarok! You can call him with a chime and if you continue to hit it with the axe after he shows up, he’ll eventually snap and scream at you xD

[@NickPiers]

The Broom Closet ending was MY favourite!

[@mikeymike1792]

I'm still surprised the flower obsessed psycho from Breath of the Wild didn't make the cut. Step on her flowers once, she warns you. Twice, she screams at you. Three times? She kicks the everloving shit out of the Hylian Champion.

[@premiumheadpats4150]

The boarded-up broom closet really got me.

[@jeremalice]

The shopkeeper in "The messenger" when you interact too much with his cupboard

[@Jolis_Parsec]

Haskell is probably the best sidekick character to a major player in a game’s lore that I’ve ever seen. He’s basically the Zeppo to Sheogorath’s Groucho given how serious he is by comparison. 😂

[@JustinR150]

God of War Ragnarok when you keep ringing to chime the second time you can interact with him.

[@AngelBeatYunara]

From a Desmond game to a Desmond game, neat.

[@KitoBallard]

I think my fave recent title where you can annoy an NPC is God of War: Ragnarok. Ratatoskr will set up a gong, and if you keep throwing your Axe at it, he has some fun, but choice, words to say.

[@anariel_peredhil91]

Strange Brigade: There's even a Trophy where you have to annoy the Narrator.

[@montgomerylanius8391]

We need to remember all the fun lines from StarCraft 2 units if you click on them enough.

[@pinkcowqueen]

Ellen talking about baking gave me flashbacks to Tome Sweet Tome... "I turn into a chicken, and I lay some eggs!" "Not an ingredient in bread but it's canon now!"

[@PMProut]

MGS one, when you pull the save screen without saving, Mei Ling will end up poking your tongue at you Still MGS one, during the time Meryl accompanies you, if you stare at her in first person up and down, she blushes Still MGS one, the passage with the wolves, with Meryl, if you punch her and hide in a box, she orders the cub to pee on the box, you can then move around in that box and the wolves won't attack you

[@evanharrison4054]

My absolute favorite is Blizzard RTS units. Click on them long enough and they'll start making pop cult references or just straight up begging you to stop "touching them" "For the End of the World spell, press Control-Alt-Delete." - Sorceress "Yeah, you can get a nickel for boosting Starfall, but jacking Heal's a ten-day stint in county. Now lifting Faerie Fire, they just let you go for that - it's not even worth the paperwork. But Reincarnation, man! That'll get you life!" - Spell Breaker

[@benjaminsmith7396]

Deep Rock Galactic you can annoy the guy on the intercom by throwing barrels in the launch bay, and he'll say different things depending on what event is going on at the time

[@neowolf09]

Every NPC in dying light 2 when you stop for more than 5 seconds