overdramatically reading Youtube commenters thoughts on quickswap nerfing

[@stvlth]

Double gunning? Are you serious? As someone who was once a member of TDM Academy, but got out as soon as possible, let me tell you how truly evil and depraved doublegunners are. During our induction week we were forced to practice quickswaps for 8 hours a day. Every time a student messed one up, the other students were made to huddle around and verbally berate that student. Throughout our training we were forced to chant before blowing up Day 1 pirates "If they're using a sword, rip out their spinal cord." At golden sands, we fired at both merchant emissaries and solo sloopers. Half the targets were unarmed, and half the targets we were supposed to shoot at were innocent alliance server players performing megalodon hunts. We were supposed to shoot at any target, regardless of whether it was armed or unarmed, whether it was a pirate legend or doing glitterbeard. The only time in TDM training we were allowed to watch PhuzzyBond was when the news showed reports of innocent solo sloopers being "accidentally spawncamped" by our elite sweatlord galleons. As soon as I saw how truly evil and depraved TDM'ers were, I got the FUCK OUT. I went straight to the leaders and told them I don't want to be part of their toxic pirate terrorist organisation. I told them I REFUSED to kill innocent pirates, and take part in unjustified wars of aggression. The leaders responded by spawncamping my sloop and shooting me with ashen winds skulls for ten minutes straight. They told me that I wasn't leaving and that if I ever tried to speak up against their hate and bigotry again, they would murder me. I took matters into my own hands, and sailed to monkey island at night while the TDM'ers were asleep. I hopped the fuck away from the server I was on, and have not returned to this day. Every time any pirate expresses admiration for the TDM'ers, I fucking VOMIT. I was in for long enough to see that the double gunners are a sweatlord supremacist terrorist organization, just as bad as the cheaters.

[@crudmaster]

this is the one right here king

[@tooley008]

I ain't reading all that

[@davyjones649]

The horror

[@ChalkyR2D2]

Too many words, I dont have all day 😡

[@tooley008]

Would rather quick swap while I still can than reading this

[@NNYBG]

Man, I can't wait to hear them scream in VC when they get absolutely destroyed by people who use two guns and realize the problem was not the quick swap :D

[@DarthBommi]

This comment somehow made my day

[@twosangx]

swords too, even if double gunners switch to sword, its the same outcome

[@InaAkuma]

@@twosangx they'll never not have something to complain about

[@DlSCREPANCY]

the potato swordlords have no idea

[@jboxer1957]

"Finally no more being spawn camped by double gun" my brother in christ, you're still going to get spawn camped by double gunners

[@dbpooper]

As a pirate i can confirm that we do not use fortnite players

[@Clancy_or_Oscar]

😭

[@ClassicShiba]

Wait until they figure out about triple gunning

[@Foecone]

Thanks crud for exposing those dirty, vile, disgusting double gunners

[@premare5934]

all these people must not have played when og double gunning existed. They would have had an aneurism.

[@zguaapo]

Im so glad they removed skill, makes it much more fun to win through luck, as i really dont care about getting better at this game. So sweet

[@RedcubeYT]

Shit I just wish there was some software that makes it so double gun still existed in season ten 😉

[@Jeff_189]

I lowkey wonder if there will ever be a pirate game like sea of thieves that actually tries to make their game smoother.

[@squillchills]

YEAH this update is huge for the game and thank you rare for flipping the bird to double gunners

[@markmartin2204]

I don't think they realize they are still going to get sunk

[@L0n3w0lf-YT]

"where chest of fortune" A player that has his priorities hahah

[@blueshark5072]

Where is funnies is all I care about come the next update since everything else is another useless ui screen

[@crudmaster]

grug has priorities

[@vinnysot]

as an eye of reach, I see this as an absolute win

[@TheCrudcrayon]

we making it out of the crud chronicles with this one!!!!

[@mr_casual_Shorts]

Each comment my brain cells seem to evaporate into thin air

[@thomaskast7842]

Let's show the sword bots if it was really double gunning that made them completely incompetent

[@ahmahti1334]

they love to say that sword requires immense skill :D

[@thomaskast7842]

@@ahmahti1334 Sword does require immense skill to play like Blurbs, they just never ever have it

[@ahmahti1334]

@@thomaskast7842 I meant that the skillgap between someone who has 100% mastered the use of sword and someone who has 100% mastered the use of doublegunning.

[@skyeiv8471]

@@ahmahti1334 Having to get in close will always take more skill than having room to run. The skillgap isn't huge, but it is there.

[@MilkEnjoyer243]

Ah yes m1 and w the most competent of players

[@timeguypog]

why are there other players in my multiplayer game ????

[@ahmahti1334]

I spent 2 hours last night, arguing with swordlords about how superlunge is just as big of an "unintended feature" as doublegunning. As a matter of fact superlunging requires way less skill and precision to do, and it gives a greater advantage

[@RedcubeYT]

Bro I completely forgot about that

[@SnaxMang]

I've heard rare digs that one so they keep it around.

[@ahmahti1334]

@@SnaxMang they dig what the gamepass swabbies dig

[@SnaxMang]

@@ahmahti1334 Then wouldn't they dig quickswapping since it's so popular? That makes no sense lol

[@ahmahti1334]

@@SnaxMang no, since bad players whine about it

[@XUM4N]

No more double gunning? Guess I’ll just spam blunder bombs instead. Edit: They just want to have a pirate themed sword fight so that they can role play winning for once.

[@timotheygoodwin9667]

the precious sword one COULD have been just about the fixes to sword combat

[@bossnass641]

It's sad that the community of a pirate game doesn't want a pirate game.

[@SnaxMang]

A vast chunk of these were people glad the dg exploit was gon and that anticheat is coming... it sounds like the do want a pirate game lmao

[@vialgabravo159]

@@SnaxMang one that doesn't require skill to play apparently the double gun "exploit" is very useful, without it the fights will be less fluid, and they will still lose but this way they will lower the skill ceiling even more little by little, until your skill doesn't matter at all

[@SnaxMang]

@vialgabravo159 "less fluid". So the fights don't end in two seconds? I've fought people that do and don't quickswap. Both feel fine. As fine as sot on foot combat can be cause the whole lot is honestly lacking.

[@skyeiv8471]

@@vialgabravo159 Sword requires more skill to master. Why put exploit in quotations? It's a glitch that gives you an advantage, so it's completely accurate to call it an exploit.

[@skyeiv8471]

@@SnaxMang We need another type of sword that acts differently than the cutlass.

[@orangnejones]

Just managed to sink one of Crud's many impostors. Or was it the real one? Probably not the real Crud, considering they were with a Reaper PJ buddy, but one of Crud's many fakes has sunk.

[@crudmaster]

Considering I've been at work for the last 5 hours it wasn't me. Also my gamertag is crud goblin so if you see that in recents it me

[@GoombaGumb]

Double gunning is for pvp, swords are for pve mostly or those classic duels. I like the sword in a duel but in general pvp it just sucks cuz usually the only advantage you have with the sword is lags or hitreg from an opponent + it still gets bend over by a blunderbuss. If there is a world where all those weapons work in harmony please get me there

[@GrubbleGubble]

It makes me realize that all actual good players have to use something extremely broken if they wish to genuinely win, so in turn it makes the skill gap even BIGGER and even HIGHER than it ever was.

[@FatTallGuy]

I have subscribled. And. Liked crud master 420's video!!

[@crudmaster]

we do not talk about the 420

[@dr.despacito3711]

Its joever lads

[@jasonc.8220]

When are they gonna fix the having good aim and movement exploit? I can’t deal with sweats jumping and using objects as cover :(

[@skyeiv8471]

They already did, it's called Safer Seas. ;P

[@Telesto_Timelost]

Honestly 2 or more ships in safer seas would be really cool for private 1v1s or tournaments

[@fallenspector4896]

“there is nothing we can do about the removal of double-gunning”

[@Tibzyy7]

cruds cooking all his sword bredrin's bro

[@crudmaster]

it's a double edged sword

[@totesh000]

what will monkeytrollpoo do without quick switch

[@Vaxiious]

@Clancy_or_Oscar when you realize pirates usually had 2 pistols tied together by rope around their necks and 1 in their belt you'd come to realize pirates used swords only after they've shot their shots

[@skyeiv8471]

Was that before or after they fired themselves out of a cannon?

[@Plaidbobcat]

4:23 I’m a sword player like I assume this guy is but holy f that’s the worst take I have ever heard in my entire life

[@skyeiv8471]

Blunder isn't even a one shot unless you ADS and hit every pellet. Sniper is fine, if not slightly--SLIGHTLY--OP. I'm talking like 5 less damage, tops. My biggest issue comes from a lunge getting interrupted, but I don't use them very often, and most of them are successful, so meh.

[@Plaidbobcat]

@@skyeiv8471 EXACTLY

[@isteponeel]

Man it’s crazy burning in hell rn

[@lordknog2883]

Pirates use swords? Blackbeard literally carried like 12 pistols smh

[@Anecdotalist2147]

when are crud body pillows dropping?

[@vzus]

there is nothing we can do ...

[@lucky_mcgee799]

I mean now DG will probably use swords will sweep everyone leading to people who complain about quick switch and have it back in the game

[@BoXeNMusic]

Great production, great music

[@crudmaster]

thank you from the bottom of my heart i really take pride in this channel

[@GGolddenn]

what excuse will they have after they still lose 😭

[@crudmaster]

hacking

[@_YungHyper]

holy moly great upload

[@cryth2725]

honestly just wish they would put a greater emphasis on naval combat in this game, i could just be bad but 99% of hourglass matches ive played are won by whoever can get the boarding victory first

[@crudmaster]

the only naval modifications since i started playing i can think of are changing chainshots and popcorning

[@skyeiv8471]

@@crudmaster I know that we have blunderbombs, but we should really have grapeshot as an AoE anti-personal option.

[@BenkitleyBJJ]

i will continue to shit on every sword lord (except crud) to prove that i am a true gamer

[@crudmaster]

tribe gang

[@NoahMilk62]

snigglebuns

[@VlekSoT]

This is no doubt the best sea of thieves video ever.

[@user-jt3ns5mu2w]

WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER!!

[@AnselmeCipher]

Thank you crudmeastar

[@vialgabravo159]

They don't understand that they will lose against double gun anyway

[@drmuslicr193]

Finally I found u crudmaster

[@crudmaster]

welcom

[@NightShineDJ]

Improving hit reg has buffed guns so hard

[@blouefish]

where chest fortune?

[@slaughter420]

hello youtube

[@Fehnickss]

this is crudtastic

[@thatoneguylynx8647]

As an Xbox player who sucked at PvP cause I couldn’t double gun I will say that Xbox players just have a skill issue

[@wongyangus]

It’s so funny how the bums think that this change is going to magically level the playing field. They don’t realize that someone who’s mastered quick swapping would more than likely beat them in a sword fight. I wonder what these bums will be saying in 5 months from now when they are still getting slammed by double gunners/sword converts

[@DanielC0005]

I think purate were use a Spanish cow horn to fight in the against them. Yarg!!🌂 (Edit, thank you for 8,000,000 likes)

[@crudmaster]

we did it joe

[@hundredcloth1906]

Crud the emporium update gave me cancer

[@roboglotwod]

not owlet in sot

[@icy9159]

kanye west mousik 🤤🤤🤤🤤

[@quantum_moog]

the guy at 4:46 has been commenting/replying on anything anti-quickswap nerf. I was arguing with him, pretty brainless. He was saying that everybody who uses two guns is racist 💀💀

[@tooley008]

I shed a tear watching this 😢

[@burninghand1946]

o7 to the double gunning feature we will miss you for all the fights you helped us win, now we will have to nerf ourselves and still win because sward

[@fartguy412]

damn those double tapping no skill boso’s!!!

[@beansplzgams6731]

Is crudfest still happening

[@crudmaster]

crudfright: crudscream in 2 weekends

[@KingMell0n]

quick swapping is not what won the fights, even with the normal length animation you can 2 tap before someone has time to heal. when a game NEEDS quick swap to feel fluid and smooth you know something is fundamentally wrong

[@Umbrrrr]

thank you SeaClues ❤

[@crudmaster]

78 sinks btw

[@slaughter420]

i dont know what is the problem with double gunning, like you know there are palyers who play the game much longer and actually try, and they fucking nerfed the only weapon combo that was fun to use, im disappointed right now.

[@bigheck143]

Is the Crunt face reveal? ALLIGATOR???????

[@Fluppy58]

ngl this is really hot crud i love you

[@Katten9068]

Mannn i love that they removed skill from the game! Thank you uncommom!

[@Approvedjoey117]

I just wanted the salt to be fair ;)

[@ahmahti1334]

crudfest 2024 when?

[@crudmaster]

next year probably

[@ahmahti1334]

Ship sighted!

[@Beans4Supper]

I sure am glad that those smelly players that use a different weapon load-out than me got rekt 😎😎, good thing the sword wasn’t fixed!

[@yoyo_1904]

double gun complainers when they still lose after double gun has been patched

[@crudmaster]

double gun complainers when they stand still with sword and still get shot twice

[@skyeiv8471]

If it's properly patched, then they won't have an excuse. Removing quick swap should make combat more enjoyable for everyone.

[@numenization3255]

@@skyeiv8471 i think they'll be surprised at how little the difference feels as a swordlord and move the goalposts to removing doublegunning entirely

[@skyeiv8471]

@@numenization3255 Personally, I think that the game should've originally been designed so that you could only take one type of sword and one type of gun. That said, the community would have a complete fit if they made that change now, so that's probably never going to happen. Regardless, I know that I'll notice the lack of quickswapping, because there have been plenty of times when I would've won if they hadn't been able to fire as quickly as they did.

[@Jimothhy]

Me too

[@AlmtyChcknPoo]

Needs more sword

[@Iphasmere2]

rare, and most of the Ai sot "players" when someone who is good at a game is better than someone who is bad at the game:

[@RedcubeYT]

Shit players with 1-10 k hours aren't being easily beaten by players without arms aww shit better nerf the skill ceiling into the fucking ground

[@mithrilheld653]

new mic?

[@crudmaster]

yessir, still need foam pads tho

[@mithrilheld653]

@@crudmaster Sounds so good dude! But old mic will have a place in my heart cause funni mic

[@lxghtendmkw]

bro double gunning is here to stay LMAO i get called a cheater when i dont even quick swap

[@crudmaster]

a lot of the commenters don't realise without quick swap they'll still die as they just stand still swinging a sword

[@skyeiv8471]

@@crudmaster Standing still with the sword isn't a good idea. My guess is that many console players will stay in console only servers, because it's rather difficult to properly utilize the sword with a controller.

[@lxghtendmkw]

@@crudmaster yea fr all the redditors acting like they made it so u can only use gun at a time

[@shara_burns]

love u crust

[@MonkeyTrollpoo]

TDM community in shambles rn because they cant shoot someone 0.000001% faster

[@hitthedoughnut9590]

Although double gunning being removed is bad, banning people for using more Fov is worse!!! XD 👍👍👍👍

[@dartheincarnate]

I mean crud has literally been chopping up actual cheaters for the longest time. Idk how someone can cry about double gunning 😅 Will this make my life easier coz i’m a left click + W NPC? Yes Is this specific change good for the health of the game? Don’t know Is dumbing down stuff for the sake of accessibility good? Fuck no Also Rare, wake the fuck up and bring back barrel grinding

[@blueshark5072]

Watch them complain when they get camped with sword, lol

[@skyeiv8471]

Blocking is getting a buff, so that probably won't be an issue--unless it's a Gally on a Sloop.

[@blueshark5072]

@@skyeiv8471 Perhaps though given the level of skill of the average sot player it will probably still occur

[@skyeiv8471]

@@blueshark5072 Maybe they'll get better now that the TTK will be longer. Also, double gunners will have to get comfortable with the sword in order to do that, so we'll see.

[@TheRedPirate.]

Meanwhile 9/10 swordlords (myself included) use an exploit #freetheb

[@0005yuki]

i really dont believe these comments are real humans

[@tooley008]

Doble Gun

[@crudmaster]

NO!@!!!!

[@PrimaeLux]

"this will completely fix all pvp in the game" 🤓

[@crudmaster]

haters mad cause he's RIGHT

[@scopezong]

crud

[@t0mbst0neyt]

Lmao "skill gap between PC and Xbox" that's more like a hardware gap, you wouldn't enter a motorbike race on a unicycle and complain about struggling to compete 😂

[@ashysot]

Crud video yayyyy

[@amustychickn]

cud double don

[@HoistTheBloodyColours]

ooooooooawooooooo ooowwooo aaaaooooo

[@sleepysyrus]

W crud

[@crudmaster]

my sinky friend

[@ShuuuuutUp]

Crumbs > Crud

[@OfficialBaggg]

U can still double gun

[@crudmaster]

No they deleted the second gun

[@Clancy_or_Oscar]

I made it!

[@crudmaster]

bro please tell me what you meant by the pirates use swords not fortnite players comment haha

[@Sethbeard_69]

crud is

[@Foxbosun]

I think what we’ve all learned here is that Rare is s great company and sea of thieves is back.