Overwatch Competitive Is A Joke

[@SaltyPhish]

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[@joaofaria2913]

Me trying not to imagine phish’s shaved balls while he talks about manscaped

[@FireMoose-d4o]

the yee haw joke has been in a video before

[@froggod6484]

Competitive is never a joke when Johnny G is in the lobby

[@andrewwitkowski1900]

Bro I got him in my game the other day. I'm glad to know the JohnnyG lore is still expanding

[@archiemetherell]

JOHNNY G THE GOAT 🐐

[@TheLegendaryFUSRODAH]

nah, percocetpete sweeps this lobby

[@leadpoisoned45]

Johnny G is THE G

[@yardbandit]

Supertanker reference

[@tyvintandy9960]

It's insane how they can make everyone laugh while playing comp. Such talent.

[@goingoutsad]

Ik and still be a higher rank than me😩

[@lukehertel7432]

The surprise FUNKe collab made my jaw drop.

[@Secret0zv]

The way Salty breathes to censor himself singin' Ballin' has me rollin' a bit.

[@GregenOfficial]

As someone who has been binging your videos, I can confirm you have done the "yeehaw" joke before. It cracked me up the first time I heard it

[@aitipsea3909]

Fun Fact: Ladybugs are actually agressive predators, think of them as the leopards of the garden world

[@kats9743]

Not true! Most of the ladybugs you are thinking of are actually Japanese beetles that were brought here and THEY are the aggressive predators that’ll kill actual ladybugs and all other insects in the garden

[@kitlandcosmos8445]

@@kats9743 ladybirds are predators. they eat aphids, spiders, larvae and other small insects

[@bentownsend4017]

@@kitlandcosmos8445 thank you ladybird is the superior name

[@honque2490]

@@bentownsend4017its literally a bug.

[@bentownsend4017]

@@honque2490 and what ladybird is a way cooler name

[@willdangerfield50468]

You guys are the only thing that still gives this game merit

[@ashurean]

fr fr Although it's more like this game is good background noise for these guys

[@mrjokerpt2.041]

R*tarded comment of the day

[@Emma_2Banks]

This and the sacred forbidden ultra hidden never dying rule of the 34.

[@mr.flatcap4197]

Y'know, watching Phish vid's make me wanna reinstall and play some OW 2 then I remember I'm playing OW 2 then I want to jump into traffic

[@plasticchairguy6471]

This fish guy is very funny i wish hispanic were real

[@anollsvlogs9188]

Yes the yee haw joke was in a previous video phish

[@eladfanta5176]

I can confirm you did a “tee haw joke” and the group classified it under “a terrible joke”

[@thederranged8556]

Okay I was totally caught off guard to see none other than FUNKEE playing Overwatch 2. Did no one tell him they fixed the Titanfall 2 servers or…

[@papertowels9162]

You can't fool me. I know Funke was at the beginning of the video! You can't hide him away like that!

[@sqweemish6173]

Yes the "yee" and "haw" joke made it into a video Mr. Phish.

[@SaltyPhish]

ive officially ran out of footage

[@insaneballs12]

​@@SaltyPhishsad

[@Alex-wr9ny]

Saltyphish: Overwatch: Cold ones 2:59 "you give them the Yee I give them the HAW"

[@tigreen14]

the segue into the manscaped ad killed me

[@IbraNasYt]

5:50 yes the yee haw joke is from another video I think yee was on dps doom

[@jusarson7237]

Fun fact: Ladybugs aren't passive bugs, they do infact bite. In many cases they're shown to be more aggressive than some spiders

[@Off_Limits_III]

Loving the Ash highlight every vid. Has become a good bit.

[@pricemedlin5651]

this reminds me of old phish videos for some reason. i love it

[@sonicandtailsforver]

10:33 Canon One Piece Zoro

[@dovedcool7582]

Lady bugs are not passive, they are one of the most dangerous insect predators for other bugs

[@lalolindu]

miraculous lied to me 😢

[@RedHornet980]

we are not bugs

[@Jeffk1]

6:26 He had a flashback that happens before the idolized character dies tragically in front of the MC

[@suarez9108]

Wait, was that THE Funke himself.

[@cyriusjohnson6962]

I was gonna say, why was no one talking about it 😂

[@JakovPeace]

Bruh I was eating Cereal when you started your ad, and i almost did a spit take when 1:55 came up....

[@jucathedog]

10:35 best sense of direction from Zoro be like:

[@tycohen6683]

Greatest ad transition I’ve ever seen

[@awaspow]

0:23 you had it coming.

[@aheroofthestorm]

What Happened to Essie?

[@justacursedlego286]

Bro I swearManscaped ads are always the most genius things ever

[@Off_Limits_III]

5:37 expected response but still funny asf

[@goingoutsad]

I was in the forest and fell into what I thought was a thorn bush but when I got up I had 7 yellow jackets in my legs and arms and they were still swarming me. Not a fun day

[@dontgotovideos5560]

Lmao you took that health pack from the genji and i just imagined the xenoverse goku meme but with genji

[@FallenMeeps]

you can't keep FUNKE out forever

[@KitsuKusanagi]

10:29 Aldo here roleplaying Roronoa Zoro.

[@ADuxk]

Cant believe he reused the yee haw joke, how unoriginal smh

[@drewbinator1750]

"You give 'em the Yee, I'll give 'em the haw." Has made it in a video before, Phish. I dont know which one, but it has.

[@Sebboebbo]

Da king is back baby he neva miss

[@somthingsillyman]

Oh wow Phish still has that real spy crab plush

[@simpingforbabish1209]

not only has the yee haw joke made it, the yapanese joke has also made it and i think thats just poetic

[@zenyatta9133]

Man, Phish, i hate you so much right now, im laying in bed getting all comfy at the perfect time of 1:19am about to start drifting off to sleep, all of a sudden i hear "HE NEED SOME MILK" and now i want milk

[@asinglefish4529]

A ladybug tried to crawl up my nose once

[@colonthreecolonthree]

You guys should queue with FUNKe

[@WouldDieForChomusuke]

5:56 yes it did, i don't remember what video tho, but it DID make it in a video (Might have been horse girl)

[@spoopyd.8910]

I haven't seen one of your videos in forever and I got flashbanged with your face. Holy shit.

[@SaltyPhish]

IM GLAD WE ONLY KNOW EACH OTHER ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE I WOULD HATE SEEING YOUR FACE EVERY DAY TOO

[@spoopyd.8910]

​@@SaltyPhishLMFAOOOOOOOOO glad to see you're still the same man. When was the face reveal?

[@citrine_feline]

yknow, i wasn't expecting to see phish sporting the pan pride banner at the start of the vid, good for him :> it might be old news that just slipped my mind but as a fellow pan fella, good for him

[@Ashhley_the_shawty]

_:insert "fucking your kitchen utensils" jokes here:_ 👉 🗑

[@damn-jx1op]

5:28 say it say it phish SAY IT

[@anangrycrocodile3318]

Funke shockwave in my soul

[@TheStellarJay]

Ayo funke?

[@lightningvolt3150]

my boy got a manscaped sponsor let's GOO

[@invinciblecarrot956]

WITH FUNKE????? JUSTYN??????? HES COMIN TO DROP SOME OVERWATCH ON YA???????????????

[@blindonabudget6953]

no way my favorite KZbinr collabed with saltyphish

[@imapastaboy7311]

FUNKE! FUNKEEEE!!! FUNKE!! Ask him where more movement video game videos are. :3

[@omegarebirth7281]

Has Salty played Ace Attorney? I know it's he's editors that add the AA OST but this + the trial in the SMP video makes me wonder. Not sure how he feels about playing a VN but it would be interesting for a stream.

[@maitreshifu12]

the letter c would be so much easier to find on a keyboard if it didnt look that much like a smiley face

[@TheDripalorian]

Phish might be the only KZbinr that doesn’t feel weird when promoting manscaped, oh phish is talking about trimming his ball hair? Yeah like every other tuesday

[@MrVibe_21]

Competitive is basically living in hell- we all had that.

[@daniellerene9828]

7:54 if they don’t like his name they won’t like my name, it’s literally ifckedurdad

[@YouDontHaveThisHandle]

Guys we only had to wait 2 weeks this time, be grateful the upload was within the month

[@obi-wankenobi8927]

1:03 rock and stone for those that get it

[@BagelBoi4000]

rock n stone brotha

[@JQN_d._.b]

6:53 Yo is that THE Isaak?

[@michals1108]

just played few games in competetive is really not enjoyable, its either your team got god aim dps or opposite, same with tanks and support, difference is not small , its always fukn huge, so either your team is stomped or theirs, NO FUN

[@tl1326]

holy shit funkE, the animation man?

[@Afunguy]

I PUT THE NEW FORGI’S ON THE JEEP

[@thyweeb23]

5:51 this joke DID in fact make it in a video (OW1)

[@ajinasociety1238]

He’s back

[@crangejo]

you DID do the "You give them the Yee I'll give them the haw" on a video ago

[@Alternateuniverse7157]

Why is nobody talking about FunkE Was in the same game as phish?

[@mcl4549]

FUNKe was in the video? Instant like.

[@czhween]

Thank you Salty

[@Mystery-pd6jc]

FUNKE!!!!!!!!!

[@magnoUo]

FUNKE??????? Thats a crazy coincidence

[@drnimitz]

6:09 Salty after 2019

[@EggplantWall]

1:55 ohh thats why im bronze...

[@korean_batman_gg9137]

Rate justyn moment in the beginning

[@ProvenOW]

Yo the Isaak cameo?

[@arkoholicditto495]

He said ear and hair nose trimmer during the ad at 2:30

[@alandsilva7180]

I firmly believe Phish has said that joke before

[@goingoutsad]

It’s all fun and games until you mistake an Asian Bettle for a ladybug💀

[@Aaxoz]

I wonder if that guy at the start of the video likes movement shooters

[@soltenebris6938]

What was the world record Twobold had?

[@RedHornet980]

That’s what I’m saying

[@yy..]

Yes, that joke already made it into a video

[@RosesAreReaVioletsArePurple]

1:07 death sentence. Toughts?

[@Ashhley_the_shawty]

"-and prayers buddy" -Aldo, 2020

[@Tangyorange.]

WHY WAS FUNKE AT THE START

[@SynthPlaza]

where is lewi, been awhile since we saw him

[@Cmal8900]

You didn’t have to add “competitive” to the title

[@corrat]

I swear I've seen a couple clips from this video like 1,5 years ago, but this is ow2 and I'm so confused

[@SirBurnsy]

Call Aldo Zoro cause that man was fucking lost my guy

[@joaofaria2913]

Phish posted= good day

[@bbittercoffee]

Holy shit Phish Jett cosplay

[@Ashhley_the_shawty]

If you asked Phish if it was uncomfortable hed say "Nah It was a _breeze"_

[@0rthodoxqux752]

FUNKEEEE

[@colonthreecolonthree]

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

[@lazernarwhall]

did you just… randomly queue into funke, or did you queue with funke

[@Gingy1000]

i cant tell if the first clip in the video is there to fuel his ego or to tell people funke's in this video so they watch more

[@SoulKing0448]

Trying not to imagine Phish’s smooth balls during his ad

[@Ashhley_the_shawty]

Relatable

[@ofirmedini6561]

Did he just deflected a three turrets sym setup and a mei behind a mei wall that he literally jumped in to from high ground how is he huger rank then me bro

[@snatchygoblin2789]

funke still exists? thats whats up

[@Waffl3B1T]

It’s been a joke since I made a new account and played the same and ended up in GM lobbies when I’m in diamond lol

[@frenchsnailbutter]

Dude I wondered what would happen if I did the same thing.

[@Waffl3B1T]

@@frenchsnailbutter oh it’s painful. I hate it. I have made a grave error

[@deaddawgz]

is that why im bad at video games, cuz i don’t have balls?

[@Ashhley_the_shawty]

So that's why I'm a Mercy one-trick

[@spacegamer267]

Its a Bethesda game so NPCs actually use your body type for what to call you instead of the pronouns you set at the start, so buggy its accidently based