Overwatch: The Indecisive Drinker

Everyone rages as Essie once again takes seven million years to walk across her house and grab a drink from her refrigerator as a comp game starts.
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Outro Song by Xygon: open.spotify.c...
People in the vid THAT MAKE CONTENT:
SMLE [Lewi] (magenta): / lewissmle
Blue (cyan): / yourboiblueee
Yee (peach): / yeeunderscore
Twobold (light red): / twobold
BazzaGazza (arial orange): / @bazzagazza
Oasis: / oasisonoverwatch
Ami (lilac): / miracumoose
Essie (mint green): / easter_tiger
ASDF (dark blue): / probablyanasdf
Saturn (puke yellow): / saturno_ow

[@Drewsta]

S5E2, Phish and Lewi start dating, but it probably won’t last, asdf makes his cameo for the show, Ami contemplates leaving the show, TwoBolds backstory is revealed, Phish confronts his nut addiction, special guest star Oasis makes an appearance, there’s a Danganronpa easter egg, Essie confronts her drinking problem, there’s an awkward funeral, and Phish flirts with the announcer lady as a love interest. Tune in next week to see what happens on Salty Phish, S5E3.

[@thegooldash2443]

wait can you do this for every episode please thank you also. the only good ship is yee x nice announcer lady

[@Drewsta]

the gooldash Oh I totally will

[@SaltyPhish]

SPOILER ALERT FOR THE EPISODE

[@jackadamson12]

@@thegooldash2443 nah Yee X phish X lewie is the true ship

[@Drewsta]

Salty Phish Ah sh*t you’re right! I’ll remember to put a spoiler warning for next week

[@gigginoxplayer]

Salty inside Essie’s home: Wait, it’s all fridge? Essie holding a revolver: Always has been

[@azmatkhan3220]

Thanks Obama

[@matthewgarcia3357]

Very intresting Obama!

[@toromomo8]

yes Obama i agree

[@Y.L.N.G]

G'day g'day mr Obama

[@Junya01]

Nothin personnel, fish.

[@redvelvet6969]

The first 40 seconds I can just imagine the amount of fanfics produced.

[@aidanborlet8440]

I can see this comment before the video and my mind has gone wild

[@dakillerpyro_]

Red Velvet Every shipper: It was like I was made for this

[@MrParallaxFx]

i dunno, I'm more of a oasis x yee guy

[@Wohbling]

Sorry what just got done writing my SaltyPhish xxx Twobold

[@oppionatedindividual8256]

Where could one find said items? Asking for a friend

[@SmashuFlashu]

5:46 ah yes, the cast for the next Danganronpa game looks great

[@jelo421]

The saltyverse has expanded which now includes oasisonoverwatch, bazza as a developing side character, and a revived asdf

[@metalben005]

Phish Cinematic Universe

[@ScariestGary]

Don’t forget NAGIKOTOMAEDA

[@JustAguy006]

Just_Wait 390 so basically P.C.U. I like it

[@metalben005]

@@JustAguy006 exactly

[@theomegagreenxy1652]

Ah yes, my favorite member of the gang. NAGITOKOMAEDA

[@ICANTTHINK1124]

TheOmegaGreen XY the man that belongs in an insane asylum the ultimate lucky student, ITS NAGITO KOMAEDA

[@cryochasm9638]

ON THE NINTENDO DS

[@catdblood]

He keeps the team hopeful.

[@rostaranto3883]

He belongs to the streets

[@martinaohl3992]

Ah,yes the good old squad...well and there's Nagito😂

[@hamsterman8975]

5:48 wait a minute Nagito is here Oh god

[@Drewsta]

“Hey Hajime, I’m the newest hero in Overwatch. I’m filled with so much hope I can barely stand it. Even when I die, my team will still be filled with hope. Root for me Hajime!”

[@umbramaster7459]

@@Drewsta Hajime: "I don't care please just leave us alone"

[@lxvendula]

Meeeeee

[@ICANTTHINK1124]

Hamster Man soon enough the entire dr2 cast will be playing overwatch, Chiaki probably already is

[@metashadow24]

Yeah danganronpa is canon in overwatch, where do you think that hammond cames from?

[@FusseIkuchen]

7:42 As a German, i have 4 Fridges. One in my kitchen, one in the garage, one on our porch and one in the small cottage in our garden.

[@harrisonnguyen8595]

Wait but how did you just post this 2 HOURS ago?

[@heavnlyy5193]

Harrison Nguyen he posts his videos early for his twitch subs in discord

[@Dapin.]

How tf you were here 2 hours ago

[@SleppyLeBo]

As an American, I have a mini fridge in my room

[@hamsterman8975]

As a Russian we have vodka fridges everywhere

[@Voxus2142]

Nagito would honestly be the best Mercy player He'd just somehow find a way to pocket the enemy team, make it look like he's actually playing tank, shoot himself with his pistol but miss and kill Widowmaker, and then get the world's best revive at the end of the match that makes everyone either love him or hate him This is the kind of content that Danganronpa 4 needs

[@diavolosteddy7594]

He can use mercy’s old ult and gets huge rezzes every time but no one knows how he does it

[@stephaniemcarthur1036]

Hope amirite

[@MagickjellyMC]

Don't worry everyone, that genji who just team killed us will become a *stepping stone* for our *hope* and-

[@taminoschnittler7325]

Exactly

[@silvamlon]

Wabbledee: Just get excited whenever I hit a shot SaltyPhish: Nice hit *_B A B E_*

[@TTVArgusGuy]

you are correct that is what occurred

[@seangoz]

Wow, it’s almost as if we watched the same video

[@desire9308]

Yo thanks I couldn’t read what it said

[@Lissi07]

Wow I didn’t even know

[@vitozd2001]

Ah Yes... I, too, can watch the video.

[@reelinginthelights]

5:48 nagito is checking if there's hope in your squad

[@masterofwill5937]

Essie: needs a drink* Also essie *The hardest choices require the strongest wills* Edit: OMG SALTY!!!!

[@veikkatoivari9871]

did he remove the heart when he saw the edit or something?

[@xlifenova]

veikka toivari edits remove hearts

[@addisonyoungblood4501]

Pepega

[@darienwhite6223]

If you acknowledge his existence, he erases any trace of it

[@diavolosteddy7594]

Lololol edits remove hearts

[@M8ingSeason]

I'm glad such incredible friends were able to help Essie with her issues in a kind and accepting manner. 7:02

[@lava2istrue]

Regarding the pea thing, if your fish have swimbladder/gas problems, giving them boiled pea can help them get better. This works mainly on labyrinth fish such as Bettas and gouramis. This is due to them constantly gulping at the water surface both for air (they have an organ for extracting oxygen from air, it’s normal) and for when they eat. My own two gouramis make an audible pop whenever they jab at food.

[@hamsterman8975]

Does anybody know why he puts that dog in all of his thumbnails Im starting to see them everywhere Please

[@GreenCorgiQueen]

Lobster Dog will take over

[@LordBanana0]

Yes

[@mr.pokemoshka4410]

HE WAS THERE FOR THE WHOLE TIME OMG AND NOBODY DIDN'T SAW ABOUT THAT

[@oxilef8471]

There's no dog in the thumbnail.

[@pogf1sh296]

The lewi’s mascot

[@xcross9893]

So is anyone gonna tell salty the the "announcer lady" is athena aka winston's ai

[@wimpy5560]

Don’t. Let him found out by himself

[@pixelplayer5814]

Oh shit, I lost

[@xbadkarma2515]

Miracumoose: i was gonna play bastion Asdf: *im already bastion*

[@telponox1174]

Yee: you should tracer Salty: i dont wanna ply tracer Yee: but you like playing tracer Salty:..... Salty: im already tracer

[@Beautifulconnyxime]

NO

[@CuongCDo]

NERF BASTION

[@ashikjaman1940]

CiscoDisco WE’RE BRINGING IT BACK BABY

[@Beautifulconnyxime]

Ashik Jaman NOOOOOOOOOO

[@shuckle8020]

Essie takes a long time to get to the fridge coz she has smol legs

[@nakamaraku]

me: oh nice, that guy has a Danganronpa name :0 phish: nagï tōko mædå

[@dani-nc6px]

Not all of us are weebs

[@fungalmage3336]

I love how he plays Lucio like he's playing Genji Just zooms up and around people and never lets them breathe The most aggressive support gameplay

[@KitsuLovesU]

Then watch some reddit lucios if think that’s intense

[@ateriii4097]

“Hello there everyone! It’s me, Nagito Komaeda on Salty Phish’s video! AHAHAHAHAHAHA”

[@pokeman7295]

So I have a 10 month old and he's teething super hard and has trouble sleeping and my wife can't get him to sleep when he's like that but anytime I sit and watch Salty with him, he loves it and it keeps him calm enough to sleep. Thank you Salty Phish for helping with the boy, it's very much appreciated!

[@MxtherMonster]

i will never be safe from nagito, he's haunting me wherever i go

[@hornyaspid9756]

Shit, same dude.

[@lionslights5648]

the 'please call me salty' is fucking hilarious twobold is such a blessing

[@BlanekdCheque]

For those curious, peas help fish because they swim weird after vitamin deficiencies so peas help out.

[@diobrando6910]

I KNEW IT, YOU ARE A FISH PERSON!

[@tracyminchew3274]

5:59 Perfect timing “Genji don’t go in” *sword dashes over* *gets run-over*

[@terriblejokefactory8831]

"Cheese, you seem like a good Reinhart" Now this is a mistake. If he would be good, Phish wouldn't have matched up with him.

[@ellieguerra536]

OH HEY, I'm the Ana that teabagged Yee in Eichenwalde and then got obliterated by Mercy. WORTH IT!!

[@megacannon9]

I just absolutely LOVE all this Essie and her fridge talk

[@DeadArm]

I stopped playing overwatch 2 years ago but I'm still watching these

[@catandogclone7880]

“THE TIME IS NOW!” “McCum”

[@MaxlvlMarcus]

9:47 “You never see this, Lewi on ball.” [ INSTANTLY DIES ] Yeeaaah, maybe it should stay that way.

[@norwingguevara302]

As a Hispanic, we don't have a garage, the cars are on the street in front of our house my guy

[@eomuk]

when lewi started talking abt the hispanic fridges i was like “yeah one in the kitchen and one in the garage” as a joke i can’t believe it was right why are we all like this

[@Coratlan]

i have 2 garages.....yes i have 3 fridges

[@eomuk]

Britta essie is that you lmao

[@lelo669]

We get more bazz content on phish's channel than his own.

[@spencer2148]

this is infact the worst timeline

[@Billy_The_Frog]

feelsbadman

[@JustAguy006]

Shame cause Bazza is a great KZbinr but doesn’t upload as much as Phish and now he’s basically left KZbin to play with Phish. I’m kinda okay with that. Phish is basically a phish out of water while Bazza is the fully evolved version of him ( I wanna say his pfp but idk what it is) and he teaches him how to evolve into a better person but fails. Kinda of a mentor and student vibe.

[@rachaelv8829]

Can we just appreciate the amount of time he puts into these videos. It’s honestly amazing, and for him to come out with great content every week is so crazy. Thank you phish

[@pamchix4917]

Yeah, the ten minutes goes in a minute for me. Salty’s videos are so good!

[@rachaelv8829]

King Henry thank you for your opinion, but I don’t think anybody asked for this either :)

[@jaytch6639]

Simp lol

[@arkraith4148]

Wow... if they get that excited over the announcer saying "Victory"... just wait until they hear her say "Da feet"

[@erronhammesvar5168]

Ah yes...the sweet, sweet toes

[@jaidenpena7947]

Yee's dream came true! He's playing with Oasis!!!!

[@lillejj325]

season 5 character development

[@ashikjaman1940]

Jarrod Virrueta The real development was Bazz talking about getting a fish in an earlier episode and then the reveal that he actually got a fish this episode

[@hugebluefalcon]

@@ashikjaman1940 I just realised that, holy shit I'm stupid.

[@thesirbob355]

"as a Hispanic we have 2 fridges, the one in the kitchen and the one in the garage" that's my grandma and one has the main food and snacks and the other has the good ass sodas man

[@zedanide6984]

1:23 Underrated moment

[@promienny6599]

From the title alone, I'm assuming it's about Essie

[@raggy5328]

Father has uploaded

[@catso9555]

4:05 DUDE "please docter call me salty" I SHIT MYSELF FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

[@enzocolaco5891]

I'm so glad that the "please call me salty" joke makes a return I really love it.

[@quinnboughner7224]

I need somebody as supportive as Salty in my life as he was in the first 40 seconds of the vid.

[@krinxx1118]

I love this video so much “I am strong” has become a consistent part of my vocabulary

[@matthewrandell5055]

3:15 I wanted to hear the end of her joke :(

[@kantje]

Essie's Hammond stream donations really went to 3 fridges lmao

[@shenny255]

4:41 my mom walked in so I paused the video all Sage heard was "show me your.." and then I paused it LOL

[@totallycoolgaming2750]

I was laughing so hard because I just remembered that my family has a fridge in the kitchen and in the garage 😂

[@caleortega2936]

Bro same. Y is it true?

[@davidvaihansky3616]

I’m gonna be honest I didn’t expect Nagito Komaeda to make an appearance. It would’ve been funnier if y’all knew who he is.

[@chandlersun3877]

2:05 after playing this game for 5 years (since beta) I’ve never noticed that window victory pose has the players name at the bottom

[@deaddawgz]

i truly was not mentally prepared to hear Salty mention Nagito by name, i live in fear everyday now

[@bluegamer4214]

7:42 As a Hispanic myself, we also have a main fridge in the kitchen and another smaller one in the garage used mostly for storage. It was weird hearing Lewi say literally the same situation at my house, yet I felt strangely connected

[@PKMNTrainerWilliam]

Hearing Phish pronounce Nagito Komaeda was the single greatest thing ever.

[@Justacheese]

Your chemistry with your friends makes the video much better than it would have been otherwise. All of you really seem to play of each other well when it comes to jokes and stuff.

[@luv4keenan972]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT LOBSTER DOG IN ALL OF PHISH'S RECENT THUMBNAILS!!!!??????

[@canoligreen92]

As a danganronpa fan, the way he said nagito komaeda is triggering to me lmao

[@forso240]

As a danganronpa fan, I laughed my ass off

[@jkrowling7421]

What if Essie just has a really big house

[@ScravyGravy]

I never realized that in the first 20 seconds of the video, specifically when Lewi leaves spawn and scopes, the rifle’s long barrel doesn’t extend

[@k_hrysaor]

you hit that moment in the video where the title makes sense and it’s like the stars have aligned

[@desire9308]

ladies and gentlemen I can confirm that lobster dog is still in the thumbnails

[@pluto3194]

Dogster

[@PrismDL]

bro how people commenting an HOUR AGO when this came out literally 17 seconds ago BRUH

[@brutalwave3800]

Bruh I'm shook

[@decafdodo]

time travel, duh

[@sebulant]

phish sometimes posts his video early for twitch subs in discord

[@Jesus-wp7dg]

Twitch subs or youtube members (I don’t know if his channel has them)

[@Archer9010]

yt memebers or other ways.

[@HolyConspiracyTheory]

as a hispanic...I do actually have 2 fridges, one in the kitchen and one in the garage. The one in the garage we use mostly for drinks and any frozen foods that won't fit in the kitchen fridge.

[@Dreadmoth]

5:50 nagito is filled with hope when he plays dva

[@notcarseatheadrest]

5:44 it’s the real nagito he came back form the dead

[@inariball5538]

As a fellow Hispanic I can confirm we do have two fridges, one in the garage and the other in the kitchen

[@totallyrealname1174]

Everyone! You're forgetting about a certain ship!!! Blish? YourBoiPhish? It was a very crucial turning point in the SPCU (Salty Phish Cinematic Universe), because after that, Ergot suddenly became more inclined to compliment Phish & Ergot began embracing his overall horniness. Therefore, Phish x Lewi, would never have happened if it wasn't for the events that took place during Phish & Blue's character arcs, followed by Ergot's. Which allowed the subsequent seasons to have these fleeting romantic moments between Phish x (Insert Person Here). Overall, Phish has made it very clear that him & Blue are intertwined in this universe, going as far as sharing the same mindset. But Phish is too much of an a̷̧͙̫͔̜̥͖̣̟̞͙̼̔̓͠ͅl̷̥̼̜͇̺̥͇̼̿̀̓̾͐́̾̈́̿̃̾̈̚̕p̷̛̱̳̭̪̾͌̅̀͗̽̇͠h̸̠̬͓̫͇̪̪̰͖͉̱̬̮̥̲̍̈́̃͠a̷̢̮͇̲̺̤͌͒̐̿͒̍͝͝ to stay in one place. As seen in the first portion of this video & his escapades with Lewi. (If you can't tell, this was just a very shitpost-y analysis on the romance between Salty Phish & Co. But do as you will & expand on it as much as you want.)

[@Drp_br_]

Not a single person: The dude who are the bat: *Nom* Coronavirus: 5:59

[@joghnythegurue2710]

I'm just imagining essie opens all three fridges and they're all JUST driks, and she just sits there for like an hour staring at them before shoving her hand into one and yoinking out a lne coke bottle, cans of pepis, sprite, crush, and apple juice flying everywhere as she non-shalauntly slams the dor shut and arrives. Everyone asks what took her so long and the nly response they get is a disturbingly audible gulping noise and a word... "Hydration"

[@isaiahrobles1237]

100% relate to Essie taking 3 years to get a drink

[@stanzenjoyer1275]

Essie: it will take a while so don't queue Phish and friends: gets mad when it takes a while

[@shuiichii5517]

As a Hispanic lewis is absolutely right about the two fridge situation. Literally every one of my family members who have a garage have a fridge in the garage

[@Meisuki]

5:50 so after seeing the Nagito user, I have to know if you won that match, because that character in particular is quite the trouble-maker.

[@clowntwinkie4752]

I love that Saturn told the other team that Essie has 3 fridges and them going crazy in chat

[@clowntwinkie4752]

Also apparently Yee also has three fridges

[@moistAiv]

Essie should get a mini fridge just for drinks in her room so she doesn't have to go so far.

[@EnderalRocks]

5:15 lmaoooo

[@Sebastien5k]

I’m actually glad these guys don’t swear that much now. It makes me happy

[@CuriousLumenwood]

I love Lewi’s “WHAT THE F***” to Essie revealing she has 3 separate fucking fridges each with their own drinks in them

[@Chaos_Vulpix]

0:33 Totally wasn't me lol

[@AFestiveDude]

Is Lewi legitimately a doctor, or is his non-tricking of Oasis tricking me into actually believing that Lewi’s an actual doctor?

[@potatos9842]

He makes music right, there's no way he's also a doctor

[@StRodeNL]

Yo forget the WidowMercy ship, the Salewi ship is where it's at!

[@onnitikkanen7105]

The video didn't even start before I knew who you meant in the intro :) lmao

[@RiseandThrive308]

I like how everyone in here just repeats a joke until people laugh. No matter how dead it is they repeat it a million times if they have to.

[@KirioGameNote]

Something about Bazza caring for his pet fish and feeding them a pea is really cute to me

[@whirlwind4303]

8:41 Aang when zuko doesn't get his honor back

[@Joshua-go4vz]

No Don't do this

[@bleepblock2177]

I would say he’s too pure for that but then I realize he and katara had kids

[@professorpalpatine7188]

7:43 As a Hispanic, I can confirm I have a garage fridge but it’s only for beer and caprisuns

[@eriksz.1390]

1:38 I was thinking the same Yee.

[@lulialmir]

10:33 "Day 301 without sex" Ha! Mortal, I am at an outstanding 6.018 days without sex!

[@CarterLa_14]

Essie is the kinda person to Have 3 fridges full of the same white claw flavor and cries at each one

[@sensitive0198]

I mean, as an indecisive drinker, who doesn't even play this game, I have to support Essie side here. You can't go search for a match while going to drink. I stand by Essie side, you are a troll. And I like that.

[@DanielGonzalez-lr6bk]

that thing about hispanics having two fridges hits too close to home lmfao

[@SantiagoAgnes]

7:44 Holy crap I can't believe it. I thought my family was the only one.

[@properstan5000]

you know it's a good day when Phish uploads

[@shadow4380]

5:47 Ah yes, the whole squad is here Tbh this might be my favourite part lol

[@torzee6489]

0:00 remember when Technoblade played Minecraft on a steering wheel? this is him now. feel old yet?

[@harrypachingchong8685]

Technoblade is good at the game

[@AH-pr7di]

Oh shoot

[@zenbamboo7978]

Well..... This confirms it. Yee is in love with Winston's AI system. Athena, you are loved by Yee and now Phish..... This is about to get.... Saltyee

[@BrandonBreakfast]

As a hispanic, I can confirm that we do have 2 fridges. One in the kitchen and one in the garage.

[@Mr_Mynt]

All of the old references!! I love itttt!

[@randomhunter7402]

I am binge watching salty’s content and enjoyed bazza’s character development. from talking to salty about getting fish to needing get them a pea cause they’re swimming weird