Overwatch: Certified Surgeons

[@Ryniano]

I love how anytime theres an argument in one game, phish always clips from like 3 matches in the future where the argument is still going

[@otony5219]

PLUTO IS A PLANET *FIGHT MEEEEEEEEE*

[@blufferfish0896]

OTony521 bro, pluto is not a planet. I will fight you. and I will win

[@otony5219]

@@blufferfish0896 no bro NASA CONFIRMED IT IS A PLANET

[@ViewingChaos]

Only to silence the dissenters...

[@MegalodonKing99]

@@ViewingChaos i was thoroughly confused thinking you commented 5 years ago

[@OwerfordAmazington]

Using a defibrillator is the medical equivalent of “have you turned it off and on again?”

[@yourallygod8261]

and sometimes turning it back on doesn't even work :b

[@lightwater7093]

Its like your body reset program only you have to pay

[@blufferfish0896]

lightwater *Laughs in UK government funding*

[@PlebAndo]

Blufferfish089 were so lucky to be in the UK

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrin]

@@lightwater7093 and then you're paying for it for the next 10 years

[@maxnathe4862]

“Pretty messed up what they did to Pluto, huh? I’d treat Uranus much better than that.”

[@namor__]

I’ll admit that it was pretty good, but it will never be as good as the original. “Did you hear about Pluto? That’s messed up right.” - Burton “Gus” Guster

[@Lubricated1]

that doesn't make sense....

[@scytheleaf]

Namor _ Can’t wait for Psych 2!

[@hyperbolic3259]

@@namor__ Yes, I knew it had to be a psych reference

[@zk1lc142]

In terms of maturity we have no maturity

[@baptistegrasset49]

2:10 Classic Salty Physh move to instalock Lucio whenever you're on Ilios even if you're on tank

[@TheDarKnight0405]

just saying I said this before you and phish like yours, Im heart broken smh my head

[@imprincesswolfy2565]

TheDarKnight0405 that’s rough buddy

[@baptistegrasset49]

@@TheDarKnight0405 guess we had the same idea woops

[@TheDarKnight0405]

Mr. GK ye lol, it was pretty funny seeing him try and choose lucio when he couldn’t lol

[@SaltyPhish]

@@TheDarKnight0405 dont worry i have hearted your comment as well

[@beknown63]

0:38 “An aneurism is a blood clot in your brain that kills you randomly.” “WELL, IT COULD BE WORSE”

[@vainzi]

I thought I was the only one who heard this lmao

[@Milkster86]

Yeah you could survive and keep living.

[@robindenkik]

5:13 is the funniest thing i've seen in a while

[@LUN4MS]

Anyone know the song though?

[@MrFulldawa]

@@LUN4MS second

[@Morientoso]

@@LUN4MS i think its a song by Smle specifically made for salty. It was also used in a Valorant vid, slightly altered

[@wynderlacunae268]

I fucking died at that

[@angelsoflolz]

@@Morientoso Source? I luv it

[@salt4147]

So proud that Saturn’s parents finally decided to let him stay up past 10. He’s growing up so fast

[@TheDarKnight0405]

2:13 when he tried to inst pick Lucio but got tank looollll

[@TheDarKnight0405]

Thanks phish

[@imprincesswolfy2565]

Man, phish is a real one

[@baptistegrasset49]

Dude he likes your comment aswell he's the best

[@TheDarKnight0405]

Mr. GK ye I know, I love phish man he’s been my fav ytber since overwatch came out, even through inconsistenct uploads and now where he uploads a lot I still get so much happier when I see he’s uploaded than any other KZbinrs I watch

[@ZachAttack6089]

*2:09

[@suarez9108]

“The wars that the Ants from Antz caused is the reason I’m a gamer now.” -Salty Phish

[@bubba13]

Video should just be called "twobold and lewi fighting about planets for 12:08"

[@PlaystayShaun]

It shouldve just been the pick up line Lewi used

[@red_thunder]

@@PlaystayShaun would have been better if they used the original from Burton guster

[@nottazi]

2:41 The mercy mains didnt like that.

[@Liggilon]

Truth hurts, doesn't it?

[@thehairylarry]

Mercy mains been real quiet 👀

[@abigailthompson838]

thehairylarry it’s because we’re crying

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrin]

They wouldnt need to be upset if blizzard would stop nerfing her into the core of the planet

[@shriizel3667]

"Mercy mains will remember that"

[@Cookiemonsta296]

A “dwarf planet,” as defined by the IAU, is a celestial body in direct orbit of the Sun that is massive enough that its shape is controlled by gravitational forces rather than mechanical forces (and is thus ellipsoid in shape), but has not cleared its neighboring region of other objects. So, the three criteria of the IAU for a full-sized planet are: It is in orbit around the Sun. It has sufficient mass to assume hydrostatic equilibrium (a nearly round shape). It has “cleared the neighborhood” around its orbit. Pluto meets only two of these criteria, losing out on the third. In all the billions of years it has lived there, it has not managed to clear its neighborhood. You may wonder what that means, “not clearing its neighboring region of other objects?” Sounds like a minesweeper in space! This means that the planet has become gravitationally dominant - there are no other bodies of comparable size other than its own satellites or those otherwise under its gravitational influence, in its vicinity in space. So any large body that does not meet these criteria is now classed as a “dwarf planet,” and that includes Pluto, which shares its orbital neighborhood with Kuiper belt objects such as the plutinos.

[@SolarSimonDM]

You sir, deserve a plutinum trophy for that highly educational comment

[@kingthordan2562]

Thanks, Kanye, very cool But, hear me out... is a dwarf planet a planet? I think the original classification Pluto was given after not being a planet anymore was just a really big asteroid, and therefore not a planet

[@bluecar7719]

Ctrl + C Ctrl + V

[@Cookiemonsta296]

bluecar 771 Damn did you figure that out all by yourself, you deserve a cookie Einstein

[@nickduncan8376]

Thank you, Kanye West

[@jarman2110]

Man you guys were at each other's THROATS this vid lolol

[@Leo_812]

Youd be like the ants *from Antz.* Solid on the fly reference

[@ethanfrields7050]

"I think we'd be doing better if someone would stop playing a FILTHY RAT." "Okay, then stop playing Mercy."🤣🤣

[@zheerhan]

"You heard about pluto? That's messed up right?" -Burton Guster trying to pick up girls unsuccessfully

[@DaveOW]

Sam : NOOOOOO ! You can't just say than a defibrilator use static electricity !!!! Can i bring facts ? Everybody : HahA, hEaRt gO brrRrRrrRRr

[@gametugboat3985]

Than heart stop

[@k_hrysaor]

Hey genuine shoutout to Sam, thank you for all you do and I hope you know you’re appreciated, especially in times like this. You’re a superhero, I have nothing but respect for you❤️

[@PixenBit]

Thank you so much, that means a lot!!!

[@silvamlon]

“Whats the diference between this picture”: Shows a picture of a super hero “And this picture”: Shows a picture of Yee “They’re the same picture”

[@somerandomguyyounevermet2117]

As a totally legit nurse, I can testify to the fact that CC's does in fact me Crowd Control.

[@porkywharf.388]

You really do be in all salty phish video comment sections tho.

[@darthrevill6293]

8:43 Tybold is Lewi's alt account it seems.

[@jessya775]

oh shiiiit

[@BlockBeam101]

ngl this was like the funniest shit I've seen in a long time. Like I was laughing 80% of the video dude. Good job

[@yoursteak5215]

Genji:I need healing Now Genji:I AM THE HEALING

[@breakingnewsflash]

4:42 And that your honour was when he said. And I quote “my hero academia” with no other context. I rest my case.

[@yellowbed]

9:10 most iconic line from psych, the most underrated show ever

[@TheMasterKrook]

0:32 this clip ended the same way it began with a brig in phish's face

[@mininududedu]

Holy shit how do you comment on so many videos

[@noodledoodle0710]

*shut up, krook*

[@noodledoodle0710]

MininuDuDedu ayy

[@mininududedu]

@@noodledoodle0710 ayy

[@jepa9439]

When phish uploads, you gotta be fast.

[@danirc1817]

*SPEEEEED BOOOOOOST*

[@colebranham9697]

@@danirc1817 SPEEED BOOST

[@jepa9439]

Some Lúcio mains in the chat?

[@danirc1817]

@@colebranham9697 this is the content that Phish need

[@jepa9439]

@Pnk Panda Im lúcio main too, like phish.👌

[@ScrubbyOwl]

0:34 as expected from salty, tactically taking damage to get his health that low

[@juliusalad6131]

69

[@Metalex0]

5:15 - Me: *is watching a documentary of a murderer* 5:20 - Dad: Ah, the glory days

[@R0P55]

What's the name of the music?

[@SpaghettiTheory]

I've seen about 80% of Phish's videos about 3 times each, and this is by far my favourite. It has great bit after great bit and the short jokes are genuinely funny. The pacing is nice and all around just a great video.

[@drowsypig]

"I thought it was that, you scream in their ear *Clear* to see if that wakes them up, and then if that doesn't work you press their heart with electric paddles." - Salty Phish

[@J3llyf12h]

11:40 -11:44 that went from 0 to 100 BACK to 0 way too quickly 😂

[@herrocrow7227]

I’m glad Salty and his friends have entered the same brainwave as my friend group where we just fucking speak in various voices like Marge or Lois.

[@LAZERAK47V2]

Real talk, ants can lift 50 times their own weight. Now imagine a human punching you with that level of force.

[@sfen941]

Keep up the amazing vids. You’re the only overwatch channel I watch and you and your friends are hilarious. Thanks for all the laughs

[@garrettdunham7726]

Definitely my most favorite video of yours salty. It's just constant quality and enthralling humor

[@duckiebuck_]

Yeah everytime when I use a defibrillator I scream "CLLEEAAARRR" into their ear too! :^)

[@Manopeteca]

Bro this video was one of the best, i was laughing so hard in the "Ants from Antz" part. Great job man, love your videos.

[@n0kx1st60]

Thank you Salty, after watching this video I have professional degree in medicine.

[@pricemedlin5651]

5:12 this clip had me laughing so hard

[@michaeldirenzo167]

Twobold’s fighting back against Phish’s bullying and I’m here for it, each season gets better than the last

[@babyreaper2192]

I’ve picked up the habit of saying “we go again” just from watching Salty

[@jaspertadjiki1683]

Phish: wants to be family friendly Also Phish: Has that one voice clip at the end of the video

[@finite4991]

“Hands thrown immediately” 😂😂

[@rustlerconsumer3703]

7:28 Look! Comedy is evolving! Comedy involved into... *_L OOOOOO II SSS_*

[@kazamwoko927]

i love how whenever music starts playing, phish just gets DUNKED ON

[@nullpaladin3564]

I like how salty phish season 4 has just become an amalgam of adult swim shows “Our comedy has evolved

[@keiranferrier3642]

2:09 I love how phish instinctively goes for Lucio when it's illios even when he's tank just out of muscle memory alone.

[@jumanhi8339]

My sister was acting really rude just now, but seeing the notification for your video made me feel better

[@thiccllama53]

*compells you to keep commenting* sarcasm- but there really was no point in even commenting this. why. lol.

[@goahway5307]

I feel that 🙂

[@pelican6943]

ThiccLlamaOW You can say that about majority of the comments in a comment section

[@ECXLEvan]

This is honestly one of your funniest videos. I was laughing start to finish

[@Drewsta]

On this episode of Salty Phish ANKO Season 5, this episode is sponsored by instagram/reddit I guess, everyone goes back to school and fail miserably, Essie spits some facts, Yee is revealed to be a player, Phish changes mains I guess, the gang goes pro for the second tournament arc, best girl Ashe makes a return, there’s a Family Guy and Simpsons crossover, PLUTO IS A FRICKIN’ PLANET, the gang almost falls apart over it, we find out Sam is blind, TwoBold and Lewis have a boxing match, ANTZ from ANTZ make a guest appearance, Sam is dyslexic too wow and she contemplated leaving the show. Tune in next week for Salty Phis ANKO S5E6

[@simpleastrophotography1301]

Fuckin love the “if I ever see you in real life? Just hands. Hands will be thrown immediately”

[@HammondCR]

I cried when essie called Hammond a dirty rat

[@pablitoxhehack9103]

I just really love the “TAKE THE HINT” from YaboiSaturn And twobold PLUTO IS NOT A PLANET 😂

[@DawNoah]

Well in defense of Pluto being a planet “Dwarf” typically means small And they’re saying a dwarf planet should not be considered a planet So are you saying that small people should not be considered people?

[@imprincesswolfy2565]

We need to fight for torbjörn's rights

[@ace0fspadesz]

FINALLY SOMEONE AGREES!

[@thaddeushenry9730]

Wait, you thought those short things were people?

[@gametugboat3985]

@@thaddeushenry9730 im 90% sure they are just goblins

[@OwlpoAnimations]

yes. I am in fact a goblin, not a person.

[@etb7856]

5:20 I’ve never laughed so hard lmao wtf is he doing down there?!

[@Lucky-mk1ci]

8:45 love to see it, classic editing mistake giving Twobold Lewi’s color

[@Jonathan__B]

I just love it when they all laugh about something stupid in a real good kood the end music starts fading in

[@aspen1889]

"polygamy we stan" essie supports my relationship and I love her for that

[@AzuraRaijin]

"Youre like the fucking Ants from Antz" is the greatest insult in the history of man. I'm still losing it over that.

[@bennn1132]

This was one of the most TOXIC video you’ve ever made 😂

[@singulariteas]

i relate to twobold's passion about pluto being a planet so much

[@thaddeushenry9730]

What's your height?

[@declicitous1763]

"I like holding both their hands." J O J O R E F R E N C E I N T E N S I F I E S

[@gametugboat3985]

SALTYS BIZZARE ADVENTURE

[@jamespark3555]

0:37 Lewi: an aneurysm is a blood clot In your brain that kills you randomly... AND INSTANTLY Baptist: WeLl iT cOuLd bE wOrSe

[@ddog2093]

5:16 does anyone know what the sound/song is called

[@yonatanexelrod9742]

I think lewi made that go to his link in the description

[@iConGOML]

I feel like my sense of humor degrades when I'm drunk 'cus this is one of the best salty video's I've seen in awhile.

[@NucShock]

God I am glad you made a video, I've been so depressed and crying all day I'm glad now cause I know I'll laugh btw I'm 15 and I'm 5'2 XD

[@mefirrealsies]

Why do we need to know height lmao

[@penguin2985]

Why the crying

[@michaualtington]

Atleast youre not annoying like saturn

[@muhammadajmal3345]

Why your age

[@riametal]

Aye, i can count to 15. Technically, you’re legal now

[@DxlyCrxstal]

Phish: Calls Mercy a rat Me: "You know how close I am too crying"

[@crazyphrog6383]

I’ve noticed the use of TF2 weapons in the recent thumbnails, are you felling nostalgic and might go back and play it again or just include them to mess with our heads?

[@Ineedahorse5]

No no he’s got a point...

[@michaelrackermann7247]

Ah yes, the episode where everyone roasts each other. This will make a great addition to the salty phish lore.

[@benanator876]

i’m watching this 7 months later and this is still the funniest video you’ve ever made i never fail to cry laughing multiple times throughout this video

[@longislandlegoboy]

4:54 the captions following the Winston highlight intro is a nice touch well done

[@CordyBrush]

ACTUALLY! The correct way to bend "Cringe" is: I cringe. I Crang. I have Crungen. xD

[@jaeco649]

Twobold and Lewi having an arguement that's straight out of Rick and Morty. Twobold is Jerry and Lewi is Rick in this scenario.

[@sercxr7887]

This whole video was just arguing and I love it

[@evankierstead4385]

2:10 phish instinctually goes to lucio on Ilios

[@Entebbe24]

Best video in awhile. Actually was grinning and laughing during all of it

[@tectonicwa4531]

I like the idea of someone using a defibrillator saying *"vibe check"* each time they use it.

[@SunburstSenshi]

Y'all roasting Sam at the end I don't think I've related to something so much in years and I felt it so much

[@inverse_oni]

5:21 So how weird do you want it to be Phish: YES

[@dot0l]

i'm already laughing my ass off from the first clip, that's why i love your videos man.

[@kevinallen9813]

Doctor: CLEAR *oh shit he's not waking up* Also doctor: LETS RUB SOME ELECTRIC PADDLES ON HIS HEART

[@Me-vl4vk]

5:20 that was a sick beat tho

[@rancidmarshmallow4468]

ok that rein at 5:15 fucking killed me, that's a great clip

[@TheActualMrLink]

10:08 that might be one of the meanest insults this year! And that includes “floorhole!”

[@steve98ism]

I havent laughed this fucking hard in a while holy shit this video is amazing

[@sheauwn6974]

You know Salty, I just want to say that you're the one youtuber the people can relate to. I mean, you represent what we all are: the common man. No particular set of skills, no exceptional abilities, just someone to relate to. In many ways, the people watching are actually even more talented than you, which gives us the mindset "Man, if this guy can be successful, I sure could!" I mean personally, after watching you, I feel better about myself every time; your videos make me realize my inadequacies could be way worse. Thank you for beings such a good emotional wingman, my man.

[@alexw3777]

I need the clip of Phish falling and seeing the Reinhardt as a separate video ngl.

[@whitedinosaur45]

Okay but honestly, all of season 5 so far has been goddamn amazing. Keep it up phish!

[@insomniac_biz251]

Awh Sam is getting attacked so hard in this episode, she's gonna go Super Saiyan on all of you at some point.

[@rustlerconsumer3703]

I was actually dying from the lois joke

[@christofferhougaard]

Sam talking about medical stuff is some of the best salty phish content yet.

[@Spaghettem]

2:13 Honestly felt that when I got lijang tower once but i got tank and was really depressed

[@porkywharf.388]

Twobold will literally be at the height of a garden gnome whenever the next video comes out.

[@DaGirlzGoCrazy]

Bruh the last fight had me laughing so hard haha

[@PikaPiPika]

When the argument about Pluto being a planet popped up, it reminded me of that Rick and Morty episode lol.

[@CasperGrimshaw]

I could be sleep deprived but this video has some of the funniest content in it.

[@reinhardtwilhelm835]

There's a dog just vibing on Genji's bicep. Nothing out of the ordinary, move along.

[@limescinema2640]

Antz literally traumatized me. Fr thought some bugs were gonna climb in my ear and take me from my family for so long

[@carlosa.4516]

I love this so much, thank you Salty for putting up amazing videos. Have no idea how you get me to laugh so much every single time