【ENG Sub】 Mito Tsukino "Good thing I'm VIRTUAL or I'd never get away with coming here..."

[@probablyenzoh]

This story was such a roller-coaster, luckily it was all just in the virtual and was NOT real.

[@Scrub_Lord-en7cq]

This really tells us that our Alternate Universe is an isekai world. Btw can you buy me Truck-kun...

[@turtlekid1877]

That stripper had a whole character arc.

[@Reminiscable]

I cried.

[@jamiemb17]

Yes, I think that was the point of the act.

[@chl5679]

You're one of those few translator that not only never make any translation mistake but also does a great job localizing the nuances of what they're saying. Not to mention the editing that actually resembles Mito's own style. Just want you to know that your efforts are appreciated and as a prisoner of iinchou I prostrate before thee.

[@probablyenzoh]

Hell yeah, among the best of the best.

[@chaos-kun7310]

@Howard Lin Don't you mean 'I PROSTATE before thee? " 😎

[@nim4721]

Not to mention the extra mile of the editing with the sound effects which further adds to the experience. You RARELY see translators do that these days.

[@ettu357]

Holy shit. Total respect for the stripper who solo-acted an entire story on her own. If Mito was able to understand the story w/o any dialogue then the stripper must've been a good actor.

[@siaowun9418]

the stripper that was a country girl literally reinnacted an entire nhentai doujin...

[@mhedansantos3519]

how dare you say all this and add no SAUCE

[@zeromailss]

kinda reminds me of 177013 but not as dark, I'm sure there's other doujin that come closer to the story she is telling tho, would appreciate if other could share some code for that

[@heaven.3031]

Lmao

[@siddiqhambali2673]

code my friend?

[@alejomakevids]

I neeed those numbers ASAP !

[@niismo.]

Mito is amazing, her storytelling never fails to entertain me

[@r.ferguson1120]

Cool story. Really enjoyable and unexpected.

[@Seiza25]

Her illustrations make the whole experience so much better lol

[@noairtime]

That place seems less like a strip club and more of a risqué performance arts theatre. Honestly I respect the hustle.

[@reserted]

This is literally an essay about her experience about strip clubs in japan. Since the translation took longer and everything is pretty cohesive, i fully understand the reasoning on the delay. I mean it's your channel and content and i highly appreciate you for using time on this translation, you probably the downplayed alot of your efforts on proofreading and editing, especially when you complained about how analytical the story is and the nuances she said. Really big props

[@goldynajma6460]

Iinchou came looking for bewbs, and found the meaning of life instead. Also I need more of that myahh noises at the end...

[@Sleepy_Newt]

the beautiful world of Vtubers is constantly surprising me add “vtuber goes to an art-house strip club with a full pantomime performance” to the list of things I never could have conceived of seeing

[@-Raylight]

The strip girl knew which girl is teasable, a professional worker is truly terrifying creature lol Apparently strip club in -Japan- virtual world is also an opera xD It's so convenience when you're from virtual world, you can do anything you want without repercussion, according to Iinchou anyway xD

[@Akyx94]

This was strangely informational and educative... Sasuga iinchou 😂 I'm also glad you included the last part. She used to use that clip at the end of her streams but I never knew what it was about or supposed to represent... Now I know lol 😆

[@mark009vn]

Mito: "Stripping is an art-form I swear."

[@oneepie]

I think she's confusing a strip show to a cabaret show, not that I would know

[@derrilazkia1002]

But she says there's also strippers there? Dancers that strips just for the erotic purposes?

[@warren5037]

@りゅーさん what's the difference between cabaret and strip clubs?

[@anguyen1920]

@りゅーさん I have no idea why this is interesting, thanks Ryuu san

[@rRekko]

@りゅーさん being interested can be used as "being curious" so it's not really that weird. The mere fact you were wondering shows interest in the subject. The word has a wide meaning.

[@rRekko]

@@warren5037 put simple, cabarets are placed where the dancers performs acts, while stripper are establishment where women (sometimes men too) just get on stage and dance while stripping. In the states at least, not all strip clubs have girls stripping naked, quite a few only strip down to their underwear and most of the times they take their bra off too.

[@keyeshield1]

When i see Mito's clip i know its something unexpectable. BUT i never expect THIS unexpectable dang it

[@reginaldrasyid2456]

It's not easy to captivate audiences with 9 minutes story telling about their experience to a strip club. Iinchou is truly a good storyteller. I admire her. She could write book and become best seller if she wants to

[@EnJaded0]

Only, ONLY Mito, will find find all the deepest meanings in ero things. Swear, she’ll develop a theory of science with roots in ecchi.

[@TalesOfGod]

My class president would NEVER do this, I'm literally shaking and crying right now! (On a serious note, I was not expecting any of this. She never fails to surprise me.)

[@chaos-kun7310]

Iinchou: "I almost jumped out of panic" That wasn't panic you were feeling, Iinchou.

[@nanotsuki]

i love how her picture story time about her absurd experience is always interesting, also she tend to see things differently and always find positive things from every experience

[@thefinalday5858]

The silent audience - Japan

[@nacho_9217]

The moral of the story is: As long as you make money, it doesn't matter what your job is.

[@yuuta6563]

She's completely batshit crazy and I love that.

[@samikrungoken]

I need her story telling skill for teaching

[@Necroneer]

4:35 Guy in the chat be like GTA? What a fascinating talk from Mito this was a really interesting clip, really loved how she reported this. Very analytical and intriguing. Her drawings really helped as well. Not sure if the strip girl chose her because she knew Mito was new or a girl. But either way that was a good experience for Inchou. That country girl story seemed like a really good story that sort of has its own special message, but ultimately is kind of an advertisement of how helpful prostitution is to those in need. I wish I was there to witness it as well.

[@jayciii29]

That wasn't a strip show, it was a stage play written by hideo kojima

[@jasongu508]

That was actually quite enlightening. Never thought there can be so much more to an R-18 performance than just the erotic aspect. Sasuga the class president for making such a sophisticated and insightful narrative of her experience.

[@kusumapau8883]

i couldn't have think of any other way to get a story this wild if were not because of you translating this piece of clip from a random vtuber. An important masterpiece i would say.

[@AngelBunnyAlice]

Thanks for translating! Mito's stories are always entertaining.

[@derrilazkia1002]

It's really fun and refreshing to hear about her "𝚂𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝙰𝚍𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚜" stories like this

[@K0ICHIRO]

Everybody is talking about the story and I'm here thinking about that one guy who donated $100 when Mito starts talking about her art class

[@shogus0046]

Thanks for this great clip Mr.Translator! Awesome work as always

[@josesibarani3580]

Mito : *tells morally questionable story* Mito : this story is fictional because im in the virtual world Me : understandable, have a good day 👍

[@4slidem1r]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS CLIP

[@FreyjaWion]

she's a cultured woman.her mindset extremely flexible.unfortunately her content mostly talking stream which for foreigner.....nani kore? imi wakaranai.

[@Rez441]

Iinchous stream is the only place where you hear an anime girl tell about her experiences 1. Going to a strip club 2. Renting an expensive sex doll and getting it delivered to a hotel room 😂

[@yoursonisold8743]

It's pretty common for strippers to pay more attention to women if they happen to be in the club. That part was pretty realistic for a "fictional story" lol But that act that I can only describe as a theater performance... I dont see how that fits into a strip club.

[@mylesobrien7477]

Maybe its one of those high society strip clubs.

[@MexicAnime]

Sounds like that dancer was/is more of a burlesque performer. Those shows tend to have more of a story/showmanship aspect to them.

[@polkalamypekopeko2969]

That feel when my first impression is her walking in to Project Melody's chaterbate stream. Lol

[@takashinakamura2624]

Nice job on the translation!

[@Tufukins]

This was such a comprehensive discussion I loved it

[@miraqen7801]

I see a little bit of "Charlie" inside her soul. Great analogies 9/10

[@Chryen50]

"Just like one of my japanese doujins! "

[@midoi8161]

I like this, take my subscription

[@definitelycultured7521]

Understandable have a nice day

[@zinedinezethro9157]

The 4th wall breaking at the beginning was gold😭😭😭

[@Ohimeshinso]

I'll be dead by the end of this because I can't breath, it's too funny

[@fullcrackalchemist]

6:19 *Dear God not again!*

[@elihere]

I live for Inchou's educational field trips

[@anormalmatsurisu8351]

The Marine of nijisanji

[@Spartan-Primer]

More like Marine is the Mito of Hololive. Which is still incorrect, since Haachama is more likely to get that title.

[@hoowhdis7191]

I'd love to echo everyone in the comments complimenting you on your translations skills and dedication before I go and try to give a little bit of constructive criticism. For some of the scenes, you might want to consider putting the subtitles in other places, like at the top of the screen -- there were moments where the drawings were completely hidden. Anyways, I think this is either the first or second video I've seen from you. Good job!

[@Silver-Rexy]

She speaks with the same cadence as the cat with blins and smetana guy which unnerves me a little.

[@nonsensicalabyss]

Iinchou's exploits are always fun to listen to lol

[@blankblankpog]

Hmm that last one feels familiar but with kinda happy ending

[@remnantmemory1811]

Give it to japan, even their strip show is bizzare lmao

[@Ron_O]

Dope translations

[@novastanton2257]

This sounds like a more like art than anything in the movies recently. I wonder if theres a sequel to this?

[@youraveragemachine1013]

What the fuck am I watching is the perfect way to describe it.

[@derrilazkia1002]

Iinchou is really se*ually curious i see

[@Nobunga]

At this point with Mito I'm not surprised

[@electronresonator8882]

now that she got a lot of money, she can go back to the village and start farming again I hope that is not the performer background story

[@gentahutomo2769]

now I must find that club if I ever go to the virtual world

[@Banana-cc5rx]

so... its basically like watching gymnastic except the dancer is naked. Got it.

[@manofcultur3191]

understandable, have a nice day

[@ahmaddaffapratama7813]

It feels like, she's telling us her true real experience of, y know.... :V

[@qwerty3a]

That was a really interesting story

[@XenoDeki]

You know the quality of the translation is GOOD when it shows what their REALLY trying to say and not just translating word per word without understanding the actual meaning behind what they said in Japanese. That's the problem with a lot of JP to English translators in YT that just literally translate it w/o the proper context.

[@SerRompalot]

Because most people are amateurs doing it with little knowledge of either English or Japanese, doing it because they wanted to show other people moments they found great. Without these amateurs, vtuber exposure in the west probably wouldn't have blown up like this.

[@wibo3272]

No doubt this translation is top notch but give leeway to those amateurs translators. There is too much clips but too few translators, and the only thing fans can do to promote it is to go "if no one will then i will do it myself".

[@SunnyBlam]

Definitely the deepest strip story I've ever heard.

[@phosphophyllitepansy8516]

Build God, Then We'll Talk - Panic! At The Disco

[@kumorin9260]

Base on my friend's experience, He said that it feels different from watching hentai. They usually got that plot from the song that they're dancing to, it's more like a play to me. 何だか不思議かな。。

[@joshuasama2233]

Even their entertainment has better plot than most western works.

[@Ruki1411]

iinchou encounter weird things everywhere she go, even at a strip club xD btw, welcome back KigCasey, glad to see your engsub clip again :">

[@funkmaaru]

I’ve never been to a string club that acts out stuff like that but I definitely would like to some time

[@ChronicalV]

Whenever she tells a story I never know what to expect Anyone got more mito story clips?

[@GlennPranata]

It's an art

[@ianvincent6670]

I really love those sound effects. I wonder where i can download those :)

[@talonharibon8577]

Her story is basically like one of those conversations that, NEVER happened.

[@november6344]

My perspective of strip show before: ew too erotic and dirty for me My perspective after her story : A true artform with amazing artists. A mix of body intelligence, storytelling, and attentiveness to detal and audience reads. A true art!

[@tyty8484]

I love how she chuckles in the middle of her lines as she's reading the script someone wrote for her.

[@tyty8484]

@まっちゃん Yes, if it was her story she wouldn't be laughing at it so much.

[@Seiza25]

Lmao I read adult establishment and wasn’t suprised. Sasuga Inchou

[@nulnoh219]

Man, makes me curious too. I wanna go see it now. An Art house erotic theater.

[@project099evergreen4]

Her virtual word made me uncomfortable

[@exmaarmaca]

As the story goes one you begin to notice that wasn't the average strip club, the few one I have went one of the reason was cuz with happy hour the beer becomes quite cheap being less than 1 USD on that time (I'm not from the States, but to make the idea of the price).

[@melancholist6998]

Ahhh okokok if you say so

[@francotalledo365]

rlly interesting

[@safruddinaly5822]

She pretty hard to make it virtual world 😂

[@ridhwan3896]

hmmm... if that information was correct, its mean it wasn't worth it to go to that kind of place. The lack of erotism will kill my imagination.

[@AmeLilith]

I really wish I could see performance the last girl did

[@nomi-non]

I hate to say it, but this ended up a lot more tame than what i expected from hearing "adult establishment"

[@maximumforce8275]

Ok then

[@boomkaiva]

I think this is a cabaret club that has strip dance show more than being just a strip club.

[@TowaMidriffEnjoyer]

As expected of the lewd illnchou

[@LookingGlass69]

Is Mito also 17 second season?

[@geebeepman]

I can relate. at least where I went, the strip dance itself also didn't seem erotic at all. like she said, its like a contemporary dance but naked(don't quote me, I'm no dance expert). as for the audience, there's not a hollering and hooting going on either like in the movies. people would either be just watching while drinking, calling for the waiter to order more drinks, food or bill out and/or talking with each other. we spent about 2-3 hours in there. again, at least this is what happened in the club where I was brought. although before we left, the guy that brought us there offered that he'd pay to get us(me and my cousin) with a specific girl we could choose. we didn't exactly know what that meant being first time costumers, if its just a private dance or some real "action", but we passed since if its the latter, getting caught would be really damaging.

[@ChevronSeven]

WTF kind of strip clubs do they have over there?

[@Ortagonation]

anyway if you touch you should paid like ridiculous money. Its good she didn't startled and suddenly jump to her. Well the rule is thought beforehans tho', but some people just missed about it. Have been there before (not me that paid tho')...

[@Jurgir09]

Why on earth she went there in the first place?

[@SpiralPegasus]

It begs the question... WHY did she go though?

[@greycat725]

0:55 at the top of the video.

[@ranni9536]

I'm low-key confused, did this actually happen? Is she playing a character but it actually happened? Or is she on her fantasies again?