【ENG Sub】Mito Tsukino's OVERDUE trip to the dentist

[@KigCaseyEN]

BRIEF UPDATE: Since the stream back in mid-February, Mito has been undergoing regular treatments all the way throughout March. Unfortunately, progress has been painstakingly slow as for some reason dental anaesthetics don't seem to have any effect on her... According to her recent tweets she had some major work done just this afternoon. (April 10th, JST) Here's wishing her all the best and for a speedy recovery.

[@Nucksen]

Damn, that's bad. It's the same with me and it's a real pain in the... Well... Mouth. Really makes you want to miss appointments

[@bakk3731]

anaesthetic doesnt work on her? good lord just how is she gonna deal with that

[@skyeazura3593]

This has inspired me to keep my teeth healthy, if even 16 year old JKs can have cavities I’m screwed

[@jaybee9213]

lmao the same as me. Anesthesia doesn't really work on me. More like after my tooth got taken and felt some pain is just the time the anesthesia fcking works

[@magic_cfw]

inb4 she'll be like: "It's painful the first time but feels better after a while"

[@siaowun9418]

Tsukino Mito goes to dentist. Tsukino Mito: _This is kind of hot_

[@f4ww4z]

As expected from Mito

[@gossamera4665]

*The dentist blindfolded her and forced his big tool into her mouth, all she could do was gargle in surprise.*

[@joj.]

Tsukino Mito: **exists** Tsukino Mito: _This is kind of hot_

[@siaowun9418]

@Adr Lulu usually I watch vtubers that only get more confusing when you know context. Mito is the queen of out of context with context.

[@rudytambung5739]

She's really a good story teller

[@Shabadaba1216]

Mito is a natural entertainer

[@Tremulousnut]

She loves putting the NTR twist to every story though.

[@raynei]

@@Tremulousnut That's what's entertaining about her

[@xforce6213]

I was actually thinking how good she would be as a storyteller to her daughter

[@YouSwellow]

Okay i get it finally. I get why she is currently the most popular nijisanji Vtuber

[@yuuta6563]

That's just the tip of the iceberg, my dude.

[@deodex2067]

@@yuuta6563 just the tip :)

[@shanaismaiwaifu25]

*looks at her doujinshi Me:Yup,that is just the tip...

[@yuuta6563]

@@shanaismaiwaifu25 Yikes

[@hypashoq]

@@yuuta6563 how is that a yikes brother

[@uhoh6706]

Wouldn’t be a Mito video without the mention of Ecchi or porn stuff lmao

[@citrusleech]

Inchou: *brings up porn on literally almost everything* SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

[@bilal6391]

thanks so much for this, there's a severe shortage of translated Mito content unfortunately, so this is much appreciated

[@zero9112]

Ah yes, I remembered when I went to a back alley dentist. I needed a tooth extracted since it was severely decayed. Doctor was on his lunch break and watching Tv when he did the procedure. He swiftly stabbed my jaw with the anesthetic, came back after a commercial break and yanked out the tooth with the forceps in about 5 seconds. It felt like I was punched in the jaw but it was surprisingly pleasant. That’s when I learned that not only was I a sadist but also a masochist.

[@yohanes7440]

Wow

[@Jamushu]

*_They don't call ya "Police Dick" fer nothin'!_*

[@probablyenzoh]

wait hol up

[@NickJerrison]

Tsukino Mito's Dental Adventure. So glad it's now out for western public.

[@Ruki1411]

damn, her drawing very cute

[@Seiza25]

I'm so glad more people are translating her clips! She's a queen and everything she does is a meme

[@Seiza25]

Her drawings add so much to the comedy it's GOLD

[@ninety5878]

she really is the most interesting vtuber out there. Consistently amazed at her storytelling abilities and how naturally she makes meta jokes.

[@startoku8054]

ABSOLUTE MAD LAD WITH 17 MINUTES OF MITO TRANSLATIONS WITH EFFORT ON EDITING!! This format is works, it stresses more of Mito's story and presentation. In a situation where Mito (or other streamers) is talking to the chat more often, keeping the chat visible is probably better. Seeing the speed of the chat, or the spam of "草" is enjoyment of its own. I definitely like the occasional translations of the chat, and I believe it would be great if that happens more often. You are doing a great job, thank you for the translations! I NEED MORE MITO!!!!!

[@cartixio]

"what's this outrage they're talking about" =searches it= I regret everything

[@nuhanji2018]

Tsukino mito's "ROAD TO DENTIST" this series is what I'm waiting for..

[@さゆ-r4x]

こうやってグローバルになっていくんだなー！ありがとうございます！！

[@IJNAoba9-25-26]

Dental tools:*Exist* Mito: *"Ahh m That's Hot, That's hot!"*

[@rook_corner2382]

Dan, ultrasonic plaque scrapers, tokyo sure has some advanced healthcare. Here in west coast we still use ol'scrapers and suctions and they still hurt

[@Silver-Rexy]

I dont think plaque scrappers should hurt...

[@Ixiaz]

@@Silver-Rexy Depends. I had the ultrasonic scraper and some kind of water polish thing for years, but my new dentist apparently prefers the "good old fashioned" tools, so it feels like he's literally hooking the scraper behind the plaque and breaking it off as if opening a door with a crowbar. I literally had plaque fly into my eyes from the force, and I was spitting blood for minutes afterwards.

[@Silver-Rexy]

@@Ixiaz I guess I must have a gentle dentist or very little plaque lol

[@yd_]

Maybe I'll ask my dentist about this next time I go, because he and his colleagues all use both the manual and ultrasonic scrapers to remove plaque. Probably both individual preference and context-dependent.

[@niconiconii4561]

4:56 i think she is saying "virgin's delusions" instead of typical.

[@Crainshaw83]

i went to the dentist today, thinking i had a cavity, but wasn't. i had this video in my recomendation, it was friggin entertaining xD. also my cleanup did hurt, i'm shook she felt nuthin . That madoka reference killed me.

[@bt8559]

Thank you for the mito translation

[@UenoLocker54]

2:44 is wonderful.

[@flagellent4675]

in addition to being a great storyteller, shes a great illustrator as well sure her drawings might not look the best, or better than any working illustrator out there, but they easily and clearly show whats going on, and i think in essence thats what illustrations should be

[@audiencefromspace]

I didn't know that dentists blindfold their patients in other countries. In my country we just look away. Even sometimes they give us a small mirror so we can see everything

[@shinobu5359]

I think it differs for the particular clinic, and what they specialize in. If it's just cleaning it may not be necessary but doesn't hurt. But if they are drilling or extracting teeth, eye protection for the patient is necessary.

[@audiencefromspace]

Nope. Never in my life for whatever operation they did and for different clinics, they don't blindfold here

[@goodtogo2876]

@@shinobu5359 lol no... protecting my eyes is not necessary when drilling my teeth😂

[@DaveSmith-cp5kj]

@@audiencefromspace Here in the US they don't blindfold you, but give you a little plastic eyeshield for dental work involving ceramics. It really isn't necessary because the vaccum sucks it all up but it is more comforting. I think it also depends if you go to a general dentist or a specialist.

[@yosglory]

yes, more iinchou

[@drojf]

they blindfold you? In my country you just put on like...sunglasses. You can still see reasonably well through them.

[@canox6017]

Where i'm from you just close your eyes

[@Dim2134]

@@canox6017 Where I'm from they just have you stare at the fucking lights.

[@vipergg7870]

Dim Light Same. I wish my dentist gave me a blindfold.

[@hito2938]

@@vipergg7870 nahh fam..i want my dentist to choke me sleep

[@akaniichan]

...they make me clench my teeth while looking so it feels like I'm pulling it with my own strength

[@Fawriel]

Can I get some more content of this girl narrating the most ordinary shit like she just went on an adventure to a strange foreign world?

[@andr__c10h12n2o]

Is there anything Mito won't sexualize? www

[@A7XFan800]

She will take that as challenge

[@LeonValCh]

Probably it's the age. She's in that age where her hormones are raging.

[@nota5wagyu]

@@LeonValCh the mid to late 20s?

[@Seiza25]

When I got my wisdom teeth taken out, they numbed my gums by giving my gums a shot in the four seperate places. My god it hurt. I could feel the bones connecting my teeth breaking and ripping as they yanked my teeth out with pliers.....

[@X33Ultras0und]

That's so crazy. The whole process is completely different in the UK. The the bit where they x-ray you, they just take 3 pictures, one for the left, the middle and right sets of teeth, then you get to see everything through a black and white photo. And for the light, they give you shades (they are like sunglasses). I don't know if I was lucky, but I actually had the possibility of been seen that very same day. Even though I am in the capital. But I chose the next day's morning. Crazy that they blindfold you, because of the light. But maybe because they have such cute staff, they would feel a strong gaze through the glasses so it's more comfortable to have the patients blindfolded.

[@PhuNguyen-ph6lx]

"Everyone gets plague" What a great timing for the remark

[@Alex_Was_Taken]

Plaque and plague are two entirely different things lol

[@AnomalousMats]

Ah yes, the plaque. "Don't forget: you're here forever."

[@AngelBunnyAlice]

Great video. Thanks for translating.

[@khelkun]

lol I knew she was going to reference that mouth opener thing to av

[@robinpayapag861]

When I went to the dentist to pull my tooth out I never did any of what Mito did and just took me a week to heal

[@mirzaajah6034]

Once she references anything sexual, it just keep flowing out

[@maximusZ09]

this video really makes me think of my blessing that I never have issues with my teeth other than the wisdom teeth that I have it removed and I can actually eat in 3 hrs after operations... so yeah...

[@guliverjham8148]

Chat really saved it with that Mario Cart ass beating.

[@GrassKusa]

7:32 i can never sleep again

[@geraldbartholomewjackson3219]

the panorama thingy is to find the bad teeth, used by the dentist. the camera is used to make it so you can actually see the bad teeth.

[@tatin1959]

how does she manage to bring up porn and other sexual shit you could think of in a dentist visit??

[@MitsurugiYuuhi]

because there are a lot of "setting" like that in JAV.

[@raynei]

Japanese people are pretty creative when it comes to anything sexual

[@tatin1959]

@@raynei I mean an 100+ yr old loli?? a loli dragon??? a loli mom?? loli with big boobs?? idk what else to add but I'm pretty sure they have done anything you could think of and even things you haven't even think of

[@raynei]

@@tatin1959 loli maid, literal school girl, loli shrine maiden. The possibilities are truly endless

[@tatin1959]

@@raynei through japan anything's possible

[@jsshadow-lurker5152]

She's lucky. The dentists I went to weren't really a shocker and I'm not really confident in calling the first and last dentists that I visited 'pretty'.

[@JR-qt8qb]

I just went to dentist for the first time in 4 years. I had so little plaque they said they didn't want to charge me for removing it, as it took less than 20s to scrape the middle line of my lower teeth.

[@frauholle1699]

I lost track for all of the videos when she mention p*rn entrance with dentist equipment, sasuga inchou

[@CartoonHangout]

Man, her dentist sounds better than the one I have. I've been putting off going since the pandemic started, though. I need to have...a lot of work done. I should have brushed better.

[@miruneverdies]

I visited the dentist a lot, with my dying teeth. At this point, I see it as routine.

[@akiishida9296]

I keep remembering Miito Shido when I hear Mito Tsukino, idk why. A combination of Miito Shido and Tsukino Jyogi haha

[@isen_kun]

Aight imma man up and head to dentist as well

[@codezone2066]

She somehow manages to describe what happens every time i go to the dentist, literal genius.

[@ettu357]

Bruh that madoka analogy conyeved what she meant waaay too well to me

[@GenesectX]

when i went for a dental surgey when i was 12, they took a while to put me down with the anesthetic and i woke up half way through lol

[@TristanDoingGood]

My dad's jaw is more metal then bone. He says one of his biggest regrets was thinking only old people and boxers lost their teeth.

[@kuuryusi]

Man, so they have blindfolds huh. I suffer all throughout my brace adjustments to the light

[@UnclePutte]

Well shit. The dentists I get are always the grampas with thousand-mile stares, like they'd seen charlie in the trees again on their way to work in the morning.

[@hansfactory4296]

Mito? Mito is nice.

[@AnTama47]

So rumored bijou in dentist is real

[@shar.7888]

oh so that's why i get bad toothaches regularly, that was informative lol

[@KYSheng]

The song she listened to on the way to the denist - Fumino Tamaki's cover of "Donnatokimo" m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/r2THqnaelquoY8k

[@thepositiveguy2768]

Anybody have the link for fumino tamaki's donna tokimo song?

[@KigCaseyEN]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oHbIoaCegrCpabs

[@thepositiveguy2768]

@@KigCaseyEN thank you so much

[@JoelGloade]

If anything the crunching sound of your own teeth being worked out with pliers cuz its too rotten to yank out all at once so get those shards out of there

[@770neyo]

There is no way she's 16 Also, Japan's dentist technology is fucking 16 parallel universe ahead than my country

[@masterfreelance99]

Gah... I'm about to go to the dentist.... I don't know if rewatching these is a good idea....

[@goku_dunker_420]

>Officially shes 16 years old ahuh sure

[@TheZanySpirit]

I NEVER even heard of this girl, looked her up and found she's supremely popular on Nijisani and I never even so much as heard her name before. To be fair I watch more Hololive, but I still watch a whole lot of Nijisanji translated content. It's sad to know this is the first time even hearing of her after all this time.

[@TheZanySpirit]

Also, everything she said here was so goddamn accurate. I remember going to the dentist, with those windows letting you see everyone else getting their teeth done, I remember that strange ass device for the teeth, the spread mouth, having your teeth displayed to you, the pretty dentist girls, the knocking on the teeth and being asked if it hurt, ultrasound teeth cleaning...all of it. It's really crazy how vivid it is because it gives me a 100% accurate memory of my last dentist visit.

[@AraAra-pw7tl]

thank you japan mario kart players

[@chitochihiro]

It's at this point (9:00) that I thought She'd say something like "Kono Butayarou"

[@corruptpixel8441]

In my country i haven't seen any chair like that, the ones from the dentist's i have seen are the basic stuff and a light, well being from the 3rd world sucks

[@shiki333]

05:14, meaning that you'll receive a hell of a beat up?

[@MegaRazor619]

I got three teeth pulled out 5 days ago. I feel.

[@bartisrjuba1142]

tbh i understand why people dont want to go to the dentist as someone who went to dentists alot i can say that it doesn't really hurt but instead its annoying like very very annoying especially the que

[@rakshal132]

Its really weird seeing a Vtuber reference Madoka Magica.

[@Viehzerrer]

The previous video was devoid of the lewdness, Mito is known for. This one more than made up for it.

[@nepgeardam6807]

This kinda sounds like my 2nd time at the dentist. Except without the cute girls XD

[@mayuravirus6134]

Everyone can just eroi

[@thataverageguy826]

Sometimes Iincho can be like 6 years old lol

[@HuffdrewPaint]

A blindfold!?

[@softkjs832]

Okay but we gotta know which dentist clinic she went to with the pretty ladies

[@yuinurahilyon5711]

Drills??? 😂😂😂

[@krisu0100]

Japanese dentistry seems so different compare to my local one. Really weird that they blindfold patients because of the light, like they don't have those yellow colored "sun glasses"...

[@washingmachine4993]

In the uk they dont even give you sunglasses lol, you just suffer while staring at the light

[@jm329]

真冬 At our dentist in the US, they have a tv monitor that you can watch.

[@aninggga]

Since we're on the teeth topic: seen a lot of japanese people with unaligned teeth, are braces not that big in Japan?

[@aghastyayoga3371]

In japan unaligned teeth sometimes considered cute and becoming trend.

[@aninggga]

@@aghastyayoga3371 Oh ok thanks for explaining

[@aghastyayoga3371]

@@aninggga no problem

[@washingmachine4993]

@@aghastyayoga3371 is that really still a thing? Nowadays i don't see any idols with yaeba teeth. Also aren't braces pretty expensive in japan (or at least thry used to be?)

[@aghastyayoga3371]

@@washingmachine4993 well i don`t really know how it is nowdays.

[@yadralf5476]

The anesthetics suck so much man. The taste is horrible, and you need like 4 injections and it still wont work, but atleast that little bit of pain is way better then what you would go through if yo uhadnt done anything (Source : Me : Extreme Dentist Visiter, and Puller of 8 teeth)

[@otame4771]

Who would've guessed that a story about a visit to the dentist could be so interesting? Btw when I was younger, our school forced their students to visit the dentist every 6 months, I got my teeth scaled but afterwards I spat out blood just like what Mito said in the video. Idk whether it's the same nowadays.

[@funkmaaru]

What the hell they blindfold people at the dentist in Japan?

[@ElEscolta]

Woa, Japan really has some futuristics Dentist... like, holy, they do x-ray just to check your teeths!? and in such a scifi way... Sasuga, also, her drawnigs where on point (Y)

[@vipergg7870]

El Escolta i live in the US and they do x rays but they do it while you’re laying down and have you bite down on something while wearing a heavy apron

[@yuuta6563]

Here in Brazil x-rays are paid and done separetely. For a panorama you need the dentist to make something like a prescription and you have to take that to a specialized stabilishement, and then return to the dentist later with the result. It's really a pain in the ass. And expensive. Smaller local x-rays are much easier and cheaper, but it's still a pain in the ass.

[@leonk9168]

can someone explain to me why you need X-ray for dental???

[@weebcraft6829]

Becasue Japan be flexing their tech

[@jm329]

So they can look for cavities. In the US, they take xrays as well.

[@raynei]

So they can check for cavities, teeth deformations, etc

[@LucasRazorBlade]

Good thing that she went when she did, then! :D ..also, there are no such thing as beautiful assistants. ._.

[@iantune]

imagine mito is the leader of hololive and not sora...

[@weebcraft6829]

She'd be bffs with Marine

[@jamesf.7431]

She’s 16? Or does that mean her character is?

[@raiden5176]

Doubt she's 16

[@yuuta6563]

Of course she would bring up porn on this subject as well.

[@funkmaaru]

Damn why is our girl so irresponsible about having work done on her teeth? that many cavities is gonna get expensive down the road :(

[@YurgenGrimwood]

The hell, they blindfold you in Japan? Here we get a mirror that shows exactly what they're doing. Also, that x-ray thing seems a bit unnecessary? When I get x-rays of mine I just lay on the dentist chair and bite on a plastic thing. Then they put a tube thing up to my mouth and take a picture of whatever. Repeat for the other side. Maybe it's not outdated but just different or whatever but it seems very unnecessary? It sounds weirdly more high tech but I don't see the point of it. Any dentists or such who have any knowledge about it?

[@vipergg7870]

Yurgen Grimwood I’m not a dentist but i think that spinning around thing allows them to get x rays from all angles.

[@jm329]

The spinning X-ray is normally done years apart while the sit in a chair and bite X-ray is more frequent.

[@ExDragonMaster]

2434 JK becomes PP JK. A certain angel nods approvingly.

[@izu..]

Except Prez has been doing this format since long ago