Ozzy Man and Mozza: Drunkest Guy Ever

Me mate Mozza and I commentate the drunkest guy ever trying to buy more beer. Bloody intense shit.
Unedited 11 minute source video is here: • Video
Music:
Hans Zimmer - The Rock Main Theme
Fair Dealing - parody, satire, commentary, review.

[@SpongeBath_ShitPants]

He was later admitted to the local hospital, where doctors found trace amounts of blood in his alcohol stream.

[@apotheosistheurbanmonk2341]

😂😂😂

[@goldensperm7182]

Hahaha underrated comment xD

[@Urdad209]

Lmaooo🤣

[@EzizaIdemudia]

What da fuck re you saying 😅😅

[@269gregory]

😂🤣😂🤣 That was great! And I will have to use it! Lol

[@vc6596]

He was probably the least drunk at the party and so they sent him to do the beer run

[@mattsully2238]

B double e double r u n. Beerrun!

[@AMANSHARMA-xw8qi]

🤣🤣

[@tulockthewerewolf9744]

Lmfao

[@bettyshabazz4092]

😂😂😂

[@AadyaSahara]

😂

[@petervanrensburg687]

"The last thing a protagonist needs is sober people.... with their judgy eyes". Classic Ozzy! "It's hard to watch a good man being brought down by Tupperware"... incredible!

[@heartless604]

😂 if inebriated was a person!

[@misterdog7]

Commentary cracked me up!

[@kimmyfreak200]

"It's the cerebral palsy stage" ~ wolf of wallstreet 1:11

[@ariatrent6263]

“That last thing he needs a sober people with their judgey eyes” 😂😂😂

[@Stoic78]

He’s so drunk he’s falling down while already on the ground.

[@joehostile4541]

He’s probably on herion.

[@CrazyDriver-cv6dy]

😆

[@swavnasahoo711]

😂😂😂

[@Prelaz99]

Haha one of the best comments I've ever read

[@kth5077]

Joe Hostile ... Heroin?? Nah, this is alcohol alright

[@dash4800]

I think the craziest thing is not that he's still up and moving but that somehow he was able to decide that he needs more beer.

[@Hermit.Crabbe]

"I'm still conscious and it only takes me 20 tries to get back up.. better grab another case"

[@beaucephus526]

Xanax will do that to a person

[@leonardpearlman4017]

Just a few harmful excess brain cells left.... Another six-pack should do it!

[@boriscook6817]

🤣 I’m crying

[@americanpatriot8996]

So true , maybe he’s thinking if he drinks another beer he’ll sober up a little bit.

[@feenok3314]

"Uncle terry asking if his alright" "Hes like, yea im fucking... golden" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@davidhilton8680]

A true gentleman to be honest. He made sure the beers stayed cold for other customers by closing the beer fridge door!! Great to be that hammered and still thinking of your fellows 😂

[@smartychase]

He was probably thinking keep them cold incase he wants to nip back for more later 😅

[@yyflandre]

I hope he drove his car home, because he's clearly too drunk to walk

[@OMGAnotherday]

😂👍🏼

[@jameschavez9417]

Lol 😂

[@route55qatar]

LMAO

[@unargumentativeset9564]

WTF😂😂😂😂

[@covid19deception39]

🤣

[@kriskaada1703]

he is not drunk .....HIS PONYTAIL IS TOO HEAVY FOR HIM

[@GSP-76]

LOL

[@vodofearless2233]

exactly!

[@mrkoolhimselfmrkoolhimself8847]

Did he drive there

[@sharmajignesh836]

This comment should get more likes

[@thetexastickler5698]

That's probably the fucking funniest shit i ever heard

[@fridz66]

Guy is unkillable. Even the tupperware wasn’t powerful enough to keep him down long enough. He pulled an Undertaker move right in front of our eyes.

[@NostalgiaforInfinity]

How will Tupperware even recover from this humiliating defeat? It had ONE job.

[@kissoffire1]

OMFG. I haven't laughed til tears in ages. The commentary just makes it more golden. Especially when one remembers being in a not so dissimilar state, just not in public though🤣🤣🤣

[@DEADMEMORIES187]

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HIS JOURNEY TO THAT STORE

[@angelkotilainen]

I need to know what happened next. That guy alone outside is giving me anxiety 😂😂

[@ghostgamergirl1523]

This was just i- 💀☠️

[@stevemann3375]

He's just got to remember where he parked the car.

[@jayzenitram9621]

He drove of course. The chances he walked there are zero.

[@muhammadashfaq686]

same here😂😂

[@TrystansWorkbench]

"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak".

[@violetmoon6233]

OMG the most underrated comment 😆🏆👌😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Fastbikkel]

You mean the spirit he drank? :)

[@hihowsitgoin1006]

Snu snu?

[@arandommofo2411]

And spongy

[@ArKritz84]

"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak" is from Matthew 26:41 (NIV) while "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised" is a quote from Zapp Brannigan in Futurama S03E01 (TV broadcast S03E05) titled Amazon Women in the Mood. I greatly prefer the latter.

[@halewich]

That used to be me. I can't tell you how good it feels to be sober and healthy.

[@larrydanadavid2435]

Plenty of healthy people consume alcohol responsibly.

[@Travis-tx7um]

​@@larrydanadavid2435 that's beside the point but nobody said they didn't. A lot of us are out of control when we pick up booze

[@larrydanadavid2435]

@@Travis-tx7um That’s on you. And you sound a little angry.

[@Travis-tx7um]

@@larrydanadavid2435 yss cuh I bin drynkun

[@globalsaturation7333]

@@larrydanadavid2435sorry mate but if you consume alcohol you ain’t healthy

[@soham_mandal]

drunk guys are superheroes my mate was walking down the middle of a highway, opposite direction, hands spread wide like an eagle...ended up in a gutter...blamed us for laughing and pulling him out 💀💀

[@Treeofwysdm]

"Drunk guys are superheroes" Yeah. No. Idiots perhaps, heroes not so much 😂

[@7Frosty7]

are there drunk people in india in the first place??

[@Kem____paalty16]

@@7Frosty7 Ohh too many drunk buggers end up in open gutters from centuries in india.

[@vladraduandrei5227]

@@Treeofwysdm this

[@alfiehall1478]

"It is hard to see a good man brought down by tupperware." 😂😂😂

[@Hallmighty]

I completely lost my shit! I'm still tearing up.

[@titanuranus]

I had to wipe away a few tears at that one myself.

[@noorfarisasyiq]

Fucking caught me by surprise that one

[@PaleBluu]

That line killed me! 😂

[@arakarak7421]

I laughed so hard l pissed myself 🤣🤣

[@RafaelThorazines]

He is fucking octodad!

[@batatis11]

This should be top comment

[@WaxKestral89]

Well if tentacles do it for him I'm not gonna judge.

[@denoww9261]

kinky

[@nataliagonzalez2925]

😂😂😂

[@maul42]

Shhh. Nobody suspects a thing...

[@lh3540]

I've never seen anyone this drunk without being 10 minutes from puking. This man has an iron stomach.

[@wesleywarsmith1113]

That's why I don't think he was drunk. If your THAT drunk you don't want another drink. He was high on something and was craving the booze to switch up the buzz.

[@cletusjones9411]

Some people can drink without puking, or getting hangovers. That’s why they blackout and get DTs. If you puke and get hungover from drinking too much be thankful. It’s natures way of keeping you from becoming a raging alcoholic.

[@dh1380]

He probbaly puked and carried on drinking 😅

[@kray3883]

​@@cletusjones9411unfortunately does not work that well...I've known some serious alcoholics who puked a lot. One in particular who just claimed to have no memory of it the next day. I was never sure if that was the truth (which would explain why they kept doing it) or if they were just trying to stay out of the doghouse.

[@mysterious_billionaire]

He's on Ketamine

[@kar9990]

I don't know why this showed up in my feed. But I'm delighted it did😂😂😂

[@shawnparker3671]

The funniest part is, if you look at the clock, it's 11 am.

[@mccari09]

Maybe he works nights... I always feel like I have to tell the cashier very loudly so that everyone else can hear when I’m buying beer at 7am

[@FFS33]

Wow what ? in easter Europe they are drunk this way at 6am , at 11am they are fresh AF . SLAV POWER ! =)

[@428mjrdz3]

All nighter.....me m N my friends sometimes stay up till noon ..yeah im going 2 rehab

[@alecnolastname4362]

@@428mjrdz3 wow and you must be the coolest of all your friends to right?

[@428mjrdz3]

@@alecnolastname4362 if u say so

[@patrickezuma7140]

"It is hard to see a good man brought down by Tupperwear"

[@OMGAnotherday]

😂👍🏼

[@SyazAnne]

i can't

[@Enourmousletters]

@@frenne_dilley Don't tell me what I can't do with my plastic!

[@heatherpeppers627]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@farhanatoerien3437]

🤣😘🤣🤣

[@carolyncard6134]

I had to watch this multiple times because I couldn't see through the tears from laughing. Think I will go pee and watch it again 😂

[@sampsqwantch4612]

pee on me

[@f.b.8254]

How sad, that you find a suffering person incapacitated by an extreme amount of alcohol FUNNY. What a sad, stupid person you are.

[@Treeofwysdm]

"Struck down by tupperware" 🤣

[@JarlHavi]

“The last thing this guy needs is sober people with their judgy eyes.”

[@Treborianus]

he has choosen his life style. he deserves that.

[@Treborianus]

@Sadie Smiles I will fall some day, but not because of alcohol or drugs rather because of my old age.

[@Waseemqaziatx]

I can’t laughing. This was hilarious

[@jeffreybonell4641]

Come on, we all felt that line

[@NoName-ms8jb]

@@Treborianus you mean alcoholics won’t make you fall? I think you meant to say alcohol, not alcoholic. An alcoholic is a person. Alcohol is a drink.

[@TurboNutterBastard.]

The best part is the guy is so drunk he won’t remember any of this and then he’ll find this video one day.

[@pbj4338]

Let's hope so!

[@dillangeiser4820]

Lool

[@PopTap]

@Charles Antony you should write a fan fiction!

[@armanasaintclair8962]

Unbelievable, but I know this guy LOL yes, his seen this video haha 😆

[@wildcat8797]

Legend has it that he’s still trying to stand up after falling down on the sidewalk.

[@heidiwollenweber9568]

I have never laughed so hard in my life! Trying to get up...that did it for me! 😂😂😂

[@roselahuerita]

Lmfao 😂😭😂💀💀

[@juli-annb.anderson8816]

It's just TOO hilarious, isn't it.😂🤣

[@jillpatton3432]

He should really wear a helmet when he drinks.

[@T-Nah]

🍺Drunks vs Stoners🚬 101: Stoners believe that Everyone knows they're high Drunks believe that NO ONE knows they're drunk

[@jimbojones8208]

Biggest load of shit I've ever read.

[@britt1953]

I feel called out

[@justamanofculture12]

I see you are a man of culture as well 😌

[@Rahuldev-yg6mo]

True

[@outlandishyute8528]

This is 100% facts

[@digital_nobody]

Brain: "enough of this shit! you must be stopped! im turning off the legs! "

[@jacktorrance2633]

😁

[@adamccurdy]

Lmao!!!

[@michaeltwiz8477]

lol

[@chiefhowlingwolfhannibal7360]

Oh man this was too funny..you need a lot more likes

[@digital_nobody]

@@chiefhowlingwolfhannibal7360 xD I dont talk too much to people. imagination wilding from boredom thanks :D

[@dragonwithagirltattoo598]

I’ve been drunk a few times but never caught on camera while drunk. I almost feel kind of sorry for him that this is documented forever. I hope he’s sobered up since then 😂

[@Xerrea]

The lesson is that you always need to have more than enough alcohol at home, before you start drinking.

[@j.rduran1915]

Or its alive

[@sekovittol3124]

@@Xerrea I always say that it's always better to have more beer than you need than not enough beer.

[@sekovittol3124]

Yes! I have been there, in public making a total arse of myself. Looking back I wonder why i have never been punched out while drunk. Anyway, I'm older now, and I learned lessons., I learned to not drink while being a teenager, ...being the age of 54 I find that is increasingly easy to do. Now I don't drink much because hangovers are just not worth it when you are older and you have 2 days off / week. The answer is dope, just be a pot head and have a couple of beers once in a while.

[@hiddenhydewithinhim]

Before it showed his face I was actualy scared if it isn't me the guy in the video. Same hairstyle, same clothes and I believe some shops have seen me fu***d up like this.

[@AzraelisHorny]

Give him a break hes obviously just trying to get a beer after 10 years of sailing the ocean

[@angelkotilainen]

I love how they stand back and allow him get out in his own sweet time, they're just happy to release him back into the wild, to play with traffic and such.

[@songsaboutmixing]

Hahahaha bro!

[@LindaC616]

No, the chip distributor "Uncle Terry" is on the phone as he leaves. I mean, they've no right to hold him, and do you want to clean up the vomit, etc?

[@popsbubbles1242]

classic

[@look9963]

haha that was gold 🤣

[@scottrackley4457]

The closer he makes it to the door, the less distance to carry him

[@stub2022]

"Sober people with their judgey eyes..." hahahahahhahahaahahahah

[@punintended4754]

Nah judegy people with there sober eyes😂😂😂

[@goodmorning192]

I can totally relate to that comments.

[@j-rox8551]

Stu B azz full as a doctor's wallet 😂

[@TheAntiTrope]

That part killed the fuck outta me, was about to comment and I saw this 🤣. Hella relatable.

[@VanishingBean]

Haha it had me in laughs tho Aaahh good times

[@AronBouwhuis]

And this is more legal and social acceptable than weed. 😂😂

[@jariz26]

He started his journey to the store a day ago...

[@pagen5219]

LOL

[@LIONTAMER3D]

His journey to the store began the day he was conceived.

[@izellkinney2720]

He's not drunk. He's having his own personal earthquake.

[@ladyblack49]

interesting point 😂

[@hugh-johnfleming289]

Not near loud enough...

[@anibalbabilonia1867]

Lmfao!👋🤣👍

[@jeffstoker121]

😂🤣😂😂😂😂

[@MAGGOT_VOMIT]

"He's a human that's fuckin' maggoted" BRUH??!! 😡😵‍💫🤣

[@zachhaywood1564]

"Fuller than a doctor's wallet" And "He's off his titties" are absolute classics I never get tired of.

[@peterkings2012]

The only thing in the world he couldn't let go was his beer! What a beer moment!

[@demarlobenedict3077]

“It is hard to watch a good man go down by Tupperware”

[@ianryan2058]

Hahaha that was golden.

[@michaelculver3570]

Best line in the thing.

[@brettpatching]

Gold!

[@elsugar9618]

His mind was all there, he knew what he wanted. His body just couldn't do it.

[@spencerjohnson7185]

It’s like an 80 year old man trying to have sex .

[@peterfunk8708]

Early onset of dementia.

[@elsugar9618]

@@peterfunk8708 you really think it was something other than just being crazy drunk??

[@peterfunk8708]

@@elsugar9618 bro I'm joking.shoulda said motor neuron disease.

[@elsugar9618]

@@peterfunk8708 lol oh I see...I didn't think dementia had those effects lol.

[@douggreen9433]

To this day , he remains the drunkest guy on the internet.

[@michaeljackman1390]

Bloody brilliant, you guys need your own tv show I’m in pain from laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shatterpat3943]

He's asking the wanker if he's alright and he's like I'm fucking golden

[@andrewwilson8317]

Are his shoes magnetic? Only Michael Jackson could lean that far without falling over!

[@OMGAnotherday]

😂👍🏼

[@dave9401]

😂😂

[@twistedandTangledYoyos]

🤣🤣🤣

[@heatherpeppers627]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@jamesbutler8821]

I have to say that this guy is an inspiration. When I am this drunk, the world is spinning around me and my limbs are debating whether to serve my whims, usually all I am up for is finding the nearest horizontal surface to lay on while I count the revolutions of my brain. But this guy not only does not do that but makes it to a store, sorta acquires beer, and almost purchases it, AND evades a possible prosecution for public intoxication. This guy is a legend!

[@hamiltonburger4574]

I never get tired of watching this. It's almost like slapstick comedy and a cartoon combined. God's Own Drunk!

[@Allthingsgreat1]

Don’t say that last part

[@hamiltonburger4574]

@@Allthingsgreat1 Why?

[@Allthingsgreat1]

@@hamiltonburger4574 jus doesn’t seem right.

[@daviswendye]

He figured out the problem at the end: his ear needed to be cleaned. It was throwing off his balance.

[@everready19373]

It's those choclear implants that throw you off, ya know...

[@destinationbushcraft1833]

@@everready19373 Cochlear, you spoon

[@ODN67]

@@destinationbushcraft1833 Nah, pretty sure his head hit the chocolate stand too.

[@KRUZradio]

"They lost their most determined customer." 😂😂😂

[@susanjaeger9851]

I re-watch this every six months or so to renew my Spirit. 😂😹

[@justinmacmillan1966]

I've come across this video a dozen times over the years and I can't help but smile every time I watch it. Very funny.

[@bruceschneider4928]

That was impressive. The most impressive drunk I've witnessed was a guy in a pub. We arrived at about 7:00 PM, and this fellow was already passed out on the floor of a booth he shared with three friends. He laid there all night, motionless, through a loud band, much singing on the part of the crowd, even a mosh pit. As they do in that country, at midnight everyone stands and sings the national anthem. The stone drunk guy stood up, belted out the anthem, then collapsed to the floor again. His mates had to drag him out of there.

[@michaelfarrow5817]

I fell asleep in a shitty nightclub and got five hours sleep sober.

[@Hessed3712]

Legend.

[@Nantosuelta]

he may he a piss head but at least he's patriotic I suppose

[@SweetKingTanner]

That’s such a good story

[@jimmyjoe8990]

fake story

[@markharrisllb]

I’m a recovering alcoholic 26 years sober today 23/01/21, this is what I was like. Thank you for making me reminding what I’m grateful for, it’s also good to laugh at yourself occasionally.

[@icomestrong3783]

im 23 ....years old and happily drinking most of my days abt to get another before curfew hours

[@markjustdiditc]

bro, why'd you stop, clearly this is the best way to live!

[@jonnyqwst]

Passing by a bar in the afternoon north beach San Francisco, that smell of stale beer and toilet ice bloated drinkers on fat asses i never think gee, I wish I was like them again

[@falcoburke8687]

Your date doesn't make a bit of sense...you sure you're sober

[@troystaunton254]

Good on ya mate, keep going! I hope you’re proud of your achievement and your life has improved since you made your decision.

[@iamthedalilama]

Old but new for me. Bloody good way to start the day with a belly full of laughter😂😂😂

[@Earth.VS.Humans]

This guy is quality. I mean this guy has to have broken some kind of world record, if not multiple. Great commentary also 😁

[@cvrxtc]

When you're this drunk, even gravity bends around you.

[@laska907]

😐

[@cvrxtc]

@@laska907 I was just testing this hypothesis about grammar warrior.

[@mattrickswayze2917]

@@cvrxtc I'll see your sunset and raise you a palm tree

[@mckaylaskye3152]

@@mattrickswayze2917 Omg 😹😹 Love that 😹

[@DemocratsareagentsofSATAN]

"It is hard to see a good man brought down by tupperware..." Holy shit I was already laughing...and that line just threw me over the edge...🤣🤣🤣

[@dylanfriar7488]

Literally my favorite line. 😂

[@andreasbernardi3654]

you don't mess with tupperware, that's the f~ me dead truth right there

[@cgonz777]

I'm dead yo 💀

[@aurakatie99]

Golden

[@randomheadful7190]

Same lol

[@user-qf5zd8kn4f]

I just love this and made me a really good laugh thank you ♥️

[@harveysmith100]

"A good man brought down by Tupperware." Has to be the greatest line ever.

[@Torgo1969]

2:30 "A good man brought down by Tupperware", LMAO.

[@Sombra_Azul_]

Yeah dude I cried at that part!😂

[@pagen5219]

LOL

[@dhhddhehvve7072]

2:25 mission failed, we'll get em next time

[@RJALEXANDER777]

Snake? SNAAAAAAKE!

[@IgorDz]

Badger badger badger snaaake, oh snaaaake...

[@StonyRC]

"It's haard to see a good man brought down by tuppaware" - priceless stuff, Ozzy Man.

[@swivet99]

"the lasthing our protagonist needs is sober people with judgey eyes"😂😂

[@UncleRichard.]

0:30 I love how he had NO PROBLEM grabbing his beer of choice. Like he turned the drunk on pause for a sec!

[@urphakeandgey6308]

That's assuming he even cared to look at what kind of beer he was getting.

[@ahhwe-any7434]

Def feel like I've already seen this. But I admire the faith he has in the bowl. To like keep him from falling or wever

[@BetrayerSlayerMusic]

It's like dat too!🤣🤣 Four yrs dry

[@katze2176]

He spend all his leftover energy on this move

[@huckleberryharrison6248]

I was thinking the same thing. That is a very strength-based approach.

[@nathanlarsen7628]

"Uncle terry is pearing over the fence like wilson in home improvement" 🤣

[@michaelwainscott2633]

"It was a big swim with no water. That'll fuck you up!" LOL

[@OMGAnotherday]

😂👍🏼

[@eidolusgad3818]

I always come back every year. This never gets old.

[@DenOndeBoss]

1:40 - "I'm f...... golden!" Just one of many highlights in this masterpiece!

[@WaRe1992]

"They are giving him space to work" That killed me. hahaha

[@pagen5219]

lol

[@PraiseGodandJesus528]

RIP

[@p.strong5326]

That line tickled me too! 🤣

[@michaelsargent8642]

Oy Dez.

[@robertmccormack1208]

am laughing my ring off

[@SteelPantherBassist1]

You guys are so naïve... He's obviously being assaulted by a ghost.

[@durrrrl3435]

Mo Mosia Tosh.o reference, right?😆

[@barbi2503]

500th like yeas clean

[@skyfalldeadpool1633]

Mo Mosia I believe it. I believe everything I read on the net

[@StoutShako]

I read a creepypasta that was like that tbh

[@Crisis16J]

Who was assaulting who mate?

[@llongdong]

The clearest sign that this guy is drunk is that he selected Budweiser from the beer cooler.

[@mykeygostupid]

It’s the king of beers buddy

[@mohaumokhethi8625]

@@mykeygostupid colored water you mean drink , the king is green with a red star.

[@Mike--Oxmall]

@@mohaumokhethi8625 I like Holsten Pills, because its low in carbs and isn't too bad for diabetics. Also at first it tastes like shit but then after a while you'll begin to like it, you'll start drinking it like water.

[@kevinbond8966]

@@mohaumokhethi8625 at a convenience store its all colored water.

[@fatbongripz4207]

@@mohaumokhethi8625 Heineken is shit unless you get it from the keg. Abita Purple Haze is a much better lager

[@Mike171111]

Filmed in 2009 and I bet he still has a hangover

[@optoms1178]

That wasn't alcohol he was on some bat crazy drug

[@damienmaynard8892]

nope! All good! Working on my next one!

[@morgoth1946]

@@damienmaynard8892 is it srsly u fukin legend

[@robertchase6387]

Assuming he ever sobered up that is....

[@damienmaynard8892]

@@robertchase6387 NFL! Efilnikufesin!

[@michaelhoward7652]

I was crying,brilliant lads

[@Phoenix85006]

I love how he just gives characters random names like Uncle Terry and it's freaking hilarious 😆😂😅

[@massey81]

When he later sobered up he wondered where his wheelchair went.

[@cabdirahman9000]

I see what u did there... combining 2 great videos

[@Mikwi9]

Jacques Markarian hahahhaha

[@tulockthewerewolf9744]

Two days later

[@andreshernandez1180]

“They’ve lost their most determined customer” 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻

[@davidoverstreet6900]

I remember watching this video a few years and I ended up laughing so hard. Tears were coming down my face. The comments I read made me laugh even harder. It's actually kind of sad, even though it's also hilarious.

[@markmarsh27]

THIS will always be the single goddamn funniest thing ever posted to KZbin. I've watched it a dozen times and I laugh harder every time.

[@RazgrizDavion81]

"Dear lawd make me strong again" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ArrtusMusic]

"I think the problem is his head, it's throwing him off balance" hahaha, yeah, that big brain of his is weighing him down.

[@mohamedashaddeen7378]

surely thats the problem

[@durrrrl3435]

Arrtus Yeah, heads are a burden!!!😂

[@mattbenson2497]

Heads aren't a burden they are great funnels just ask that guy!

[@VcL13]

😂😂

[@Ryan_May_I]

His body: stay down His mind: get up His determination: lvl 5000

[@therasprince]

Because mom's spaghetti all over him

[@steve_broxi]

*S T A Y D E T E R M I N E D*

[@Grimm_Lord95]

You should have put OVER 9000!

[@DrPWelles]

"I am standing straight, the world is crooked." -Trapper John

[@samwise8031]

Still one of the funniest videos I've ever seen

[@TheBeWitty]

Wish he could narrate my life

[@stobormachinery9487]

LMAO

[@maheeshasamaraweera2039]

he did once narrate one of his fan's life

[@Eterna1Ice]

He mostly narrates videos that have something interesting in them, so, no.

[@DeadandPaid1996]

Eterna1Ice Not nice

[@christiansvenjimmiekarlsso1876]

Welcome to the internet where truth is spread!

[@TheReckoningBeginsToday]

What he lacked in dexterity, he made up for in shear will.

[@bearbaler1456]

I was once so drunk, I cooked my digital radio in the microwave!

[@Cookie-hg4xb]

This and the speedboat video are Ozzy's best , nothing comes close to them 🤣🤣🤣

[@manuelchelo2407]

My question is -- how the fck did he get from point A to point B ( B being the Liqour store)??????????

[@macro3234]

Jeez manuel..!! He drove of course...!! lolol

[@warrenjensen4670]

@@macro3234 ...because he's clearly too pissed to walk

[@olivertorno4353]

He passed point C

[@douglang5568]

Jesus is his co pilot

[@warrenjensen4670]

@@douglang5568 Jesus Built My Hotrod

[@thereflection]

Even in this situation he is still looking for beer. That's courage 👏👏👏

[@aaravsamantray4027]

One beer can't give a shit to his hangover. I mean look at him. What do you think how much he drunk?

[@macman975]

@@aaravsamantray4027 What?!?!

[@mimikho6114]

@@Bwubblezx3 what?!?!

[@logan2906]

@@mimikho6114 almost reaching your goal

[@SE45CX]

Yeah, in his situation every accomplishment will appear heroic.

[@Lisa-iz7fr]

As if the bowl was going to hold his fall. 😁 This man is what you call wasted out his mind.

[@jornfox3545]

The crossed legs meditation breaks were interesting, lol.

[@thomasloveless4800]

I just realized it’s only around 11 in the morning in this video..... Jesus.

[@Laplantelatte]

He probably pulled an all-night bender and had been drinking up to this point

[@mammouthlafouinne3678]

@Sadie Smiles yeah happens to me all the time

[@chbend]

Damn good catch.

[@MegaManBeasting]

I've done that before. We started drinking at like 3 a.m and didn't stop until like 7pm.

[@Just_Another_Hoosier]

Goodness, those were the days.

[@derpcena5078]

I think we found the insect guy from Men In Black

[@Islatheshortone]

Derp Cena BAHAHAHAH

[@MakesNolSense]

This was so funny thanks, great commentary!

[@WrightByrd]

I've seen the original video but this one is 100% funnier 🤣 I laughed so hard my gut hurts.

[@johnromerodango2352]

" He's like "Dear Lord, please make me strong again." " Hahahaha

[@german_doggy7314]

oh no god facking struck him

[@avanstrash6149]

ROFLMAO 🤣

[@z23xc5]

I nearly died laughing when he grabbed the bowl

[@FendergtrJam]

Me too ...FRICKIN laughed my ass off 🤣 😂

[@entertainme7523]

Bro I was laughin the whole video you need a sense of humor

[@goldensun7702]

He's skilled. Never let it fall.

[@anouarkrassimovich7481]

the tupperware was a trap

[@KawaNinja56]

Same here, best waiter trick I've ever seen !

[@laurenaspreyart]

2:31 “It is hard to see a good man brought down by tupperware” 😂

[@andreya9776]

He's going to have the worst hangover in the history of hangovers.

[@a.m11558]

I find it hilarious that he immediately knew where his favourite beer was, like, he got in the store and went straight for it

[@spiveydurango5437]

Bro he didn’t do anything straight😵‍💫

[@pac524]

He carries a pop-top tab opener from a beer can on a key chain which functions as a homing device in a store in order for him to stagger somewhat directly to the beer section.

[@joshuam6587]

muscle memory from going so much

[@roderickantony7770]

Best fight between two brain cells I've seen for a long time.