Ozzy Man Reviews: MEGA CAT COMPILATION

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[@ozzymanreviews]

For those asking which kingdom me Vikings War of Clans town is in... It's Elborg. Cheers. Game download links: ➤ IOS: bit.ly/2SjnFvS ➤ Android: bit.ly/2PmaV8W

[@bloodlinesoffire5633]

Life just aint worth living without your reviews 😂

[@robertfairman6626]

Hey, whats your kingdom number?

[@bonkersdan]

@@robertfairman6626 its 684!

[@robertfairman6626]

@@bonkersdan thanks bud, but now i need the castle location on the map. I cant find it anywhere.

[@bonkersdan]

@@robertfairman6626 hold up, I'll get it

[@karmanyngje4907]

People say dogs are smarter than cats, but cats don't tell the police were you hid your drugs.

[@sithlorddread8721]

karma nyngje HILARIOUS!! Also joecugo, only dicks say that.

[@Pink_Floyd_Forever]

Lol

[@player764]

Exactly, cats ain't snitches.

[@KartikayBagla]

You should realise that the police spread this rumour so that they can get your dog to reveal your stash.

[@deeak81]

🐱💖

[@terrylawrence8362]

Respect to you Ozzy man..yr funny asf 😆 🤣 😂

[@yustinj]

Hahahahhahahahahh, typical dog being so friendly and dragging his cat buddy away >.< Onya doggo! onya!!!

[@yustinj]

Bahahah. And the "here's me face" intermission was bewdiful! Congrats on the game sponsorship!!

[@limitedoriginz6109]

Justin Y. Are you girl or gay

[@EveryThing-dm4pw]

14 min of Ozzy man review.YES.

[@fearthegovernmentthatfears683]

Tortoise vs cat may be one of the funniest things I ever seen, no small part thanks to ozzie's voice acting !

[@lassesterby4720]

Honestly, 6:02 almost made me laugh my head of🤣

[@sandrawurah3930]

good job,keep it up Ozzy I really liked the cougar escort clip though.... hadouken,hadouken!!_🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@atod2572]

10:28 that's so me when ever I see a 🦎

[@__zaracc__3072]

My dad told me to watch you and now I’m going to die from a heart attack and what is gonna create that heart attack is me laughing and rolling of the bed

[@vixenbeast4507]

"magical protective coat of fur" lol

[@nolanhines7251]

All I have to say about the turtle video is," turtle power! "

[@vargrath3238]

That Teenage mutant MMA turtle killed me too... ^^ I think it has seen way too much Teenage mutant ninja turtles lol The cat was just like "oh no, he has his 5minutes again... Well, just igore it otherwise its getting worse and he starts pulling out his lil Shuriken..."

[@laurafedora5385]

“I think I’m fucking panicking too much!” 😆

[@kristencatherine746]

IM GUNNA TAKE YOU DOWN , TAKE YOU DOWN TO TURTLE TOWN 🤣🤣

[@linda10989]

Cat plays Jenga better than I do ☹️

[@fino8566]

0:35 and 11:58 are the same place

[@FBI_most_wanted_Grape_dangler]

I love the street fighter cat.. Rofl

[@TheRibottoStudios]

That jenga game was stressful AF lol

[@BankruptGreek]

I can't believe this cat managed to get 2,5 blocks out.

[@TheRibottoStudios]

@@BankruptGreek I thought for SURE he'd knock it over and actually almost shouted "oh fuck" while watching this during my lunch break at work lol

[@TheRibottoStudios]

@@ronemchowry180 That RISK game is going to be terrifying to watch lol

[@matilija]

@@TheRibottoStudiosI bet that cat is an amazing risk player, I mean did you see how risky it took Jenga, just think of the risks it will take in Risk!!!!???????

[@TheRibottoStudios]

@@matilija the risks he'd take would be risky AF lol

[@civil380]

Jenga Cat lost his shit because the human cheated and took two turns in a row

[@katthefantastic]

You seen it too? IKR!

[@nil-rev8479]

Justice for Jenga Cat

[@b-man1232]

Officially pissed my wife off....it's almost midnight and I'm laughing so hard I keep waking her up....my God, where has this channel been all my life??😂😂😂

[@user-uj4os7pk2g]

That Golden Retriever is the GOAT. We all need a buddy like that.

[@davindamico1759]

I was waiting for "you got a friend in me" to start playing at the end...

[@JakobCerasuolo]

Yes we do

[@johnwick4390]

@@davindamico1759 Stop

[@ariadneschild8460]

I loved that , I thought dogs were man's best friend but no . He probably raised that cat from a kitten the way he was intervening lol. The other dog was like take that kitty , nothing to see here.

[@bigcazza5260]

im gunna get one and teach it to bring me beers ahahah teach him to walk down the pub with a fiver and walk back with a stubby

[@unlyricallyrics4152]

That Jenga game was actually impressive

[@Sum3a_ish]

unlyricallyrics lol that cat is cute af

[@mrWade101]

@Gilda King The human took 2 turns in a row... The cat is actually smarter than him.

[@FrizFroz]

Your doggo can play fetch? Well sure, my cat can play Jenga.

[@laller9033]

Ye

[@jadabrown3130]

I was waiting on the connect four tournament footage lol 😂

[@tadficuscactus]

Ozzyman reviewing cats is what the internet was designed for.

[@treezrok]

Agreed

[@djfglobal3377]

A special time to be with the internet indeed

[@mariozaal]

Also the turtle and penquin video's are golden.

[@NoirRose21]

Yes!

[@deeperskyX]

The perfect combination @Tad Ficus Catus

[@PREFITX]

The lizard clip destroyed me lol

[@Blackhawkenjoyer]

X Life Fitness I almost died watching that one😂😂😂😂

[@doriyathefruitcup3945]

I laughed so hard I pissed myself

[@beastrule]

I felt bad for that terrified cat thinking it was gonna drown and die

[@diosm1772]

Poor Beardie

[@TheBengineer3712]

Dead

[@vee1267]

I just realized the dog and cat at 11:50 are the same ones from 0:40 Looks like the cat has some serious anger issues if the dog has learned to just casually swoop in and drag his friend away from a fight. Like, “oh great, Mickey’s out there screaming ‘come at me bro’ again. Better intervene before someone ends up filing assault charges. Come on, Mickey, get your ass back inside the house already.”

[@reactions5783]

The cat is always angry because he never gets the chance to get all the pent up stress and frustration out of his system. That bloody doggo keeps breaking up all of his fights before they begin making all the resentment build up inside catto.

[@dasmorbo3508]

@@reactions5783 Nah, I think doggo is just a good pal, keeping his hot-headed buddy out of trouble. :)

[@kenaicozry-gallant5217]

FUCKED ON BY THE CAT!!! Lmao. Its 3am, I can't laugh. I'm dying.

[@olloum5747]

Me at 4:27AM Lol

[@lostcoastnomad479]

Dr Fizzy Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@gwadamit8116]

I am in heaven 😇

[@hermit6208]

So funny....i have a too much cheese wheezy laugh right now.

[@ScottKendrick100]

“He’s making the water rise using only his mind!” 😂

[@Dpdoss]

My favorite line lol

[@High_101]

that got me!

[@footballgoalschannel4649]

10:30

[@RainsOnMoon]

Favourite scene

[@zionroselight8154]

My favorite is the "i think im f#cking panicking too much!!!!"

[@NarcoNate]

It’s a good day when Ozzy man uploads

[@oddtoddlers6011]

N8 hey you beautiful bastard

[@nf794]

Literally

[@AshleyAnimates]

Yes It Is

[@sankalpachakma]

True

[@nitinkumarjoshi8990]

Please make videos on Indians

[@OG_Cool_Cat]

That tortoise was determined to establish dominance over that ginger tabby. The cat couldn't care less. 😂

[@BlueRyuu246]

I'M GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN TO TORTOISE TOWN

[@fajaradi1223]

Ough! Eh eh eh ... Ough!

[@timesthree5757]

Whatever that cat did that turtle was pissed.

[@madarab37]

ginger cat was gaslighting him so hard

[@marckyle5895]

"Have at you! Ugh! Ugh! That's right, run away, ya bloody coward! Ugh! Now go or I shall ram you a second time. You're back, you furry bastard! Ugh!"

[@jadeboxallblog9969]

The dog pulling the cat back from the fight is like the sober one on any night out, what a top mate

[@chriscunningham9747]

Designated doggo!!

[@WinterCharme]

It’s a sad day when a cat is better at jenga than I am lol

[@zm4522]

SpectralShea U R a waste of carbon

[@obscurotron6767]

Z M and U R a waste of life.

[@vie2210]

I’m the guy who just Comments on videos. And you’re a waste of a spreadie to the gods

[@obscurotron6767]

V IE Oh great a fucking religious dickhead.

[@pupperemeritus9189]

you cant be bad at jenga if you dont know what is jenga.(like me)

[@MosesEmmet]

God how many cat videos did you have to sit though to do 14 min is narration.. must have been pure bliss.

[@mrmiyagi3533]

You mean purr bliss?? *ba dum tss*

[@ozzymanreviews]

Moses Emmet some of these are b-sides and rarities that I’d put out on me Facebook page over the years. Good to have em all up and available here now ay mate.

[@JeSuisDeTexas]

mr miyagi you mean ba dum *hiss*?? 😸

[@jayspaghetti2717]

You mean hell?

[@stpbasss3773]

@@mrmiyagi3533 I think that's exactly what he meant but couldn't figure out how to spell purr 😂😂 the English language is stupid.

[@serenityfox8546]

That wild cat one that looked into the camera though lol XD

[@dougspidermanhappy]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eIumY6GNf8efns0 Pallas kitten

[@mofleh177]

@@dougspidermanhappy that's the weirdest of the cats' family I've ever seen.

[@HaydxnTV]

@@mofleh177 so it would seem.

[@Ackamemnon]

ozzy brother, I lost my mom 5 years ago to cancer. when i really get dark days missing my mom and my son misses her too. so we watch you're video's and we laugh our asses off. we feel so much better and keeps us going... oh my dad watches too heheh. we wanted to thank you keeping us sane heheh.

[@roxyc5345]

Very sorry for your loss, mate! Least you can have a bit of a laugh with the vids...

[@muhammadumer7833]

May she rest in peace God bless you and your family

[@mtbfullon7162]

It’ll get better much love bro

[@alistairwhite8575]

Don't worry bro it'll get better(if I knew you I would give you a big hug rn) just keep pushing and you'll end up ok my dude.

[@CaptainBulbasaur]

That’s so sad! I’m sending all my love ❤️ At least you be happy while watching these videos!

[@nickllama5296]

The doggie pulling the cat out of the fight was just awesome. WHO'S A GOOD BOY!

[@billyemartin2975]

Takin you down to tortoise town! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@skytreker]

The turtle fight commentary was brilliant!

[@OmPrakash-wy4nq]

Only Ozzy man can make a video of a cat walking up to a camera extremely hilarious

[@destree6348]

Om Prakash My cats will do that and I laugh so hard because they think you can't see them! It's so precious

[@whitesapphire5865]

Ahh, but aren't those Manul the most magnificent of all of nature's small wild cats?

[@fuzzyhr]

"Tonight I will dance and feast".......LMFAO

[@donb2527]

Watching a cat play jenga is actually the craziest thing I’ve ever seen, I want a jenga-playing pet

[@cmatin01]

Don B : I just want one that doesn’t just eat and shit then sleep, not all in the same order.

[@কাঁঠালেরআমসত্ত্ব]

same

[@oceanview2965]

Have you ever seen the dog playing jenga with its owner?? It's quite something to watch.

[@donb2527]

@@oceanview2965 nah I have a dog but if I made a jenga tower she would probably just knock it over and chew the bricks

[@oceanview2965]

@@donb2527 😄😄 That sounds about right.

[@derplerify]

10:29 I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Funniest shit ever. The narration makes it that much more funny! 🤣

[@matasofutpemata]

fucking yeah, indeed!

[@LetsbeHonestOfficial]

Ozdf = Ozzy Man's devil fruit. The Ozzy Ozzy no mi. It gives the ability to both make anyone laugh, and/or send anyone to destination facked

[@mistalover83]

Hahaha..good one..only one piece fan can relate

[@bdirisadok1980]

Didn't expect one piece stuff here but that great too

[@BelleFlower15]

I just learned what a devil fruit was yesterday. Is there a name for this phenomenon, where you learn about something and suddenly see it everywhere? 😂

[@FreezeOfBlackrock]

I had a really bad ear infection recently and while I was getting better, my mom showed me your videos and it helped me get through the pain. Thank you!

[@jotaro_sekiro_3280]

Illegal biscuit business. That's something only ozzy would say

[@user-zg6rw2qd8p]

"I'm the wanker Arya stark trained with. I'm everyone and no one" 😂😂😂

[@jennifergonzalez5589]

9:46 those cats arguing over the milk passive aggressively😂

[@raghavjay9691]

"Oim tha wankah Arya Stark trained with!" 😂😂

[@akankwasaprosper6186]

Ozzy Man had me at 'hyena's blood and ox heart shampoo conditioner combo!' 😂

[@Chloe_xoxo2000]

I died of laughter 😂😂 10:28

[@gravity4576]

Same🤣🤣🤣

[@sharlondsilva]

Yea .. Me too

[@JohnDoe-xo2yf]

Fucking owner should have helped. Thats a huge trauma for the cat.

[@xa-1274]

Babu Frik the cat is so stressed if the owner tried to grab it he’s definitely getting attacked

[@luvbvg5696]

*ITS MAKING THE WATER RISE*

[@TheYeetusLord]

“I’m just licking the smell of what was once here”😂

[@DavideDiCioccio]

noooo, the flying cat against cat gangsters is missing 😢

[@espoppelaars]

I don't know it. :O Care to link?

[@DavideDiCioccio]

facebook.com/ozzymanreviews/videos/1854285627940629/

[@anonymoususer8085]

3:30 *cat.exe has stopped responding* *Do you want to close this program?*

[@capt.heinrich6945]

it should be catjenga.exe stopped working. The part where the cat goes mad is when it closed the program

[@Mediakellari]

It's amazing how dogs see that there is trouble in the air when cats are starting a fight. Then they choose to drag the cat away from the trouble.

[@seanoreilly1832]

*Labradors

[@nellz72]

It is the same dog and cat pair in both clips. There is an entire compilation on KZbin (unfortunately not Ozzyman's) of those two, with the dog repeatedly retrieving the cat.

[@childress2931]

The cat in the tub was funny, but the turtle was worth the wait till the end. Lol

[@erinallen7082]

I had to pause several times throughout the video because I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. This is the funniest shit I've ever seen!

[@philtirah]

As someone who lives with a golden retriever, this non confrontational display doesn't surprise me. Lol

[@patrickezuma7140]

"Here we have a kitten that probably has a couple of regrets"...I actually laughed out loud at that one

[@k15gg]

Man this guy is a legend

[@RabbitsOnXTC]

The one that broke me and got to laugh silently into my pillow was the grey cat in the rock-cave checking “the end of the driveway” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dougspidermanhappy]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eIumY6GNf8efns0 try a stare down contest with a Pallas kitten

[@mimuiao]

@@dougspidermanhappy Gorgeous cats!

[@jesseboy7951]

They are called Pallas's cats, in case u r wondering. They look sublime but unfortunately they are wild cats that won't make good pets.

[@elowishusmirkatroid4898]

That was the Cheshire Cat himself.

[@rishanksingh1170]

Pablo escabar mate😂😂

[@jknight9008]

That fucked on by the cat bit really caught me off guard, I was laughing for at least five minutes

[@powerwreckermoosh8803]

The cats in the fight at the end are the same cats in the first fight, it’s also the same dog that grabs it.

[@truesoulghost2777]

I think we've established that

[@Sanctuaryxiiii]

Really? Oh my gosh! (Sorry I kid)

[@devonlockwood1477]

The dog trying to keep his cat out of trouble was priceless!! 😀

[@alexisgrunden1556]

"No, no... Terry? Terry, you're drunk. You're drunk, and I can't afford to bail your @$$ out again. Remember what your therapist said, man, about letting crap go. Now come on; we'll get some wings or something."

[@devonlockwood1477]

@@alexisgrunden1556 lmfao! Perfect.

[@animesyrupyt9898]

The cat boxing the dog, boy, I almost couldn’t breathe because I laughed my ass off.

[@freakystyley4000]

0:40 and that's why we call them Golden Retrievers.

[@torakunoichi]

What are you talking about there’s no dog here just Pallas cat??

[@kindlin]

@@torakunoichi There's another post that links 11:50, the actual golden retriever, and 0:40, some other wild cat thing, and conflates the two. I believe the OP may not have gotten the joke, and just copied the 0:40 for his own post. Could also be a bot, maybe? The internet is weird.

[@levelinjoy]

You gonna exploit our addiction mate XD

[@revealmedia4582]

"I'm gonna take you down to the tortoise town" Ozzy is best

[@ajstyles7961]

Best video in my opinion

[@tna_handyandy5173]

Ozzy Man doing animal voices is simply the best.

[@natalijakunic4374]

You sir just made me laugh so hard my stomach hurts! And i had the biggest shitstorm of the day. Your humour is like therapy 🦄 god bless you Ozzy man!

[@DanielK48]

How come the cat that escaped 3 street toughs is not here?! 😀

[@oobaka1967]

Here we have a kitten that probably has a couple of regrets....LOL

[@monkey.dluffy2604]

Can we just talk about how at 10:29 this cat made a whole poem

[@xanmaffia5946]

Please never quit KZbin my dude watching this while stoned is a whole new way of life 😂

[@notreallyhere8597]

Street fighter cat was the best! Thanks mr man

[@mctown972]

Don't let this distract you from the fact that in 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The A-Team.

[@conjoe176]

Best thing i have ever read on youtube

[@Abhorrent-Tom]

How do you like your tea?

[@bluecollarcanuck]

Just don't expect the Ordinance Sergeant to get on a plane with no crazy fools.

[@leoberget750]

Excuse me What the fack?

[@junk-fx9tr]

I love it when a plan comes together

[@smokeyson]

I laughed so hard I started tearing with the cat and lizard in the tub!🤣🤣

[@Cujo5]

That cat... wow. I'd love to see how long that panic attack lasted!

[@Chimichungus69]

It was cruel. Cats can die of heart attacks. Instead of filming help it out of the damn tub.

[@q.e.d.9112]

The panicking Black Cat in the bath had me in stitches. Your “stream of feline consciousness” commentary was hysterically good.

[@steevsmith2792]

Feckin Hilarious. Screamed with laughter at that poor little Cat panicking....& Ozzy Mans commentary. Absolutely Hilarious.

[@micherj99]

This had me absolutely _rolling_ I mean srsly who could dislike this? This was pure *gold*

[@dale._.holder]

The turtle/tortoise video has me dead😂

[@CanisoGaming]

1:16 reminds me of myself when i see a security camera somewhere fishy

[@CanisoGaming]

@@ronemchowry180 lmao high five me brother !

[@dwivediashish100]

"I am the Wanker Arya Stark trained with"... LOL

[@patrickfullan9509]

Cat.EXE. Failed to load.

[@wolfaagman]

i still cant belive that cat played zenga and got angry after loosing

[@stpbasss3773]

Jenga

[@snazzy4525]

@_____ you seem to be suffering from missing the fucking joke

[@JuergenNoll]

„Tail awareness“ 😂🤣

[@peters972]

Ozzie’s have the same size vocabulary as normal people, but decorate the sentences with the same number of expletives as other words.

[@resulnaki]

That tortoise was tenacious but man those jabs with the sounds effects were hilarious

[@kendelahoussaye14]

You are the absolute funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet Ive ever seen. Period. It doesn’t matter how many times Going through my Ozzie library, the hilarity is continuous. Thanks for being so damn funny!!!!

[@Lolsus4u]

How have I not discovered this channel yet?!? Your my new favourite KZbinr I can't stop pissing myself laughing!

[@Metal92990]

6:14 SHOOOOORYUKEN!!!!

[@JAmes-BoNDOO7]

Last time I laughed so hard, I was alive. Note to mortals: Never watch Ozzy man reviews while eating

[@wolfcambey3955]

Are you TMZ? 😂😂😂

[@laith8758]

I didnt get the joke

[@ganeshbhantana]

@@laith8758 In November 2005, lawyer-turned-journalist Harvey Levin debuted his celebrity news website, TMZ. While the letters "TMZ" have become a part of the common lexicon, few know what it actually stands for. "TMZ" is short for "Thirty-Mile Zone," in reference to the historic "studio zone" within a 30-mile radius in Los Angeles, California.

[@laith8758]

@@ganeshbhantana oh thanks

[@bonganimkhwanazi2081]

2:04 That's a kill bite, Back of the neck, Crush the vertebrae sever the spinal cord. It's what lions & tigers do to smaller prey animals.

[@senbonkzakura7991]

Interesting

[@nellymckenna6552]

That cat is straight up gangsta, the sibling dogs are always holding him back!hahaha Also, Risk tournament schedule for the jenga cat...my ribs!

[@db8694]

Thank you for being you man, life has taken its toll over the last few years. Your videos are always great for a laugh. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time and I can't thank you enough. Peace friend.

[@amyavraam8986]

I'm sorry things are bad for you I hope your ok now

[@melissamcgrath1509]

God you've been getting up early or is it just going to bed either way glad you uploaded 😂🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

[@melissamcgrath1509]

@@ronemchowry180 I know and I live in Albury Australia as well so only a few hours difference 😉

[@melissamcgrath1509]

@@ronemchowry180 💛

[@finalcloud4156]

2:38 the cat says “fuck that get it out” killed me 😂😂

[@johnharris144]

"You don't want to end up like your uncle Terry" 😭😂😂

[@OcarinaLink24]

"I know you stole my lettuce." WAY funnier than it should be for me because my cat would literally reach into the cage, hook the lettuce leaves one by one, pull them out of the cage and then leave them out of reach and walk off.

[@sarina76667]

My cat particularly likes to steal kale from the tortoise. Kale is curly and has more springiness. The cat likes to place the kale somewhere, circle around and across the room, and hunt the kale like it’s a mouse. Then, she lobs it back and forth around the room like a volleyball. And the tortoise sits in bed to watch the weird cat with her kale.

[@OcarinaLink24]

@@sarina76667 hahaha cars are too funny!

[@LadyMelmo.]

You know when you laugh so hard the only sound you make is like a high pitched wheeze? Yeah, that was me during the "Fucked on by the cat!" bit

[@TheKoen640]

Not gonna lie these are some pretty average sized cats calling these mega is just clickbait

[@mathewfullerton8577]

I see what you did there, so did others. But one wanker didn't.

[@TheKoen640]

@@mathewfullerton8577 ah well not everyone's a winner

[@adilsayeedofficial]

@@TheKoen640 I'm afraid I'm not a winner either :( haha but I'm curious about what it is you did there? :)

[@rory787]

@elek cheater they were joking.......... That went right over you head. Woooooosh

[@peacewalker3344]

@@rory787 let the Wooooshed be Wooooshed in peace