Ozzy Man Reviews: Does Australia Exist?

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@alexanderg1935
@alexanderg1935 6 жыл бұрын
As an Englishman, let me apologise for the emotional meltdown of this android. We'll have him topped up on vegemite and back to normal in no time.
@BurningBrightMonster
@BurningBrightMonster 6 жыл бұрын
Miki Grobar KRAJIŠNIK Don't be mad because you're third world ass can't keep up with Dear Old Blighty
@Dr_Wu
@Dr_Wu 6 жыл бұрын
Alexander G your an idiot
@sherifmourad79
@sherifmourad79 6 жыл бұрын
loool
@corybumstead5320
@corybumstead5320 6 жыл бұрын
Alexander G aren't you guys shitty now. You sent us to the best country and Weather in the world and you are stuck in bleak miserable England
@officerchad1213
@officerchad1213 6 жыл бұрын
Miki Grobar KRAJIŠNIK take a chill pill mate, it’s not like the British were the only one to do that, the French, the Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch etc. and also it may be debatable but in some cases the British left some of their colonies in a better state then they found them. Especially in Australia, New Zealand and Canada. The British built infrastructure, industry and have these nations technology that would enable them to survive in the modern world. If the British hadn’t colonized Africa, despite the face that many people died, not going to deny that. The content would be controlled by tribal warlords with 17th century technology
@pratiknalage1666
@pratiknalage1666 5 жыл бұрын
1950: There will be flying cars in future 2019: Does Australia exist?
@ongbonga9025
@ongbonga9025 5 жыл бұрын
@Scottish Thor What's a Scottish? My Stepdad says he's one of them but I've never been to a Scottishland so it obviously doesn't exist. I know who Thor is. That shit is real. Dude with magic weather hammer.
@AaronHahnStudios
@AaronHahnStudios 5 жыл бұрын
THE FLYING CAR HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE 1997. sorry caps, but i cant be fuked re-typing that
@sanjeevdandin9350
@sanjeevdandin9350 5 жыл бұрын
Even as joke your initial sentence is wrong There are already flying cars dude Normal people just don't use them
@lmoral222
@lmoral222 5 жыл бұрын
@@sanjeevdandin9350 < NPC spotted.
@sanjeevdandin9350
@sanjeevdandin9350 5 жыл бұрын
@@lmoral222 NPC? Dude no context joke! Lol
@laythadrian5705
@laythadrian5705 3 жыл бұрын
I mentioned to a flat Earther colleague of mine that I'm planning to move to Australia. He just laughed and said, "Good luck." I now understand why he thinks I'm wasting my time.
@MrDALE-jy8tu
@MrDALE-jy8tu 3 жыл бұрын
Crater earth......
@catgrrrl5666
@catgrrrl5666 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👍
@allenjenkins7947
@allenjenkins7947 3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, the Earth sucks just as hard on the underside.
@mamapetillo8675
@mamapetillo8675 3 жыл бұрын
I sincerely hope that your friend doesn’t have some kind of job involving geophysics. Then we’d be well and truly f*****.
@MrNickelbrille
@MrNickelbrille 2 жыл бұрын
You startet to waste your time, talking to a flatearther ;-)
@monkeseeaction21987
@monkeseeaction21987 3 жыл бұрын
We should start a conspiracy theory that flat earth society doesn't exist
@mattetjus
@mattetjus 2 жыл бұрын
I actually thought it was only some "joke" made up by a bunch of bored American college kids.. I mean, in any country with high literacy and widespread (and not highly censored) internet access - who could be so intellectually unlucky to believe such a joke?
@sojournerkarunatruth4406
@sojournerkarunatruth4406 2 жыл бұрын
@Martin Ma your comment sort of reminds me of the Christian's fabricating a joke, a pretty lame one, at that; that everyone ought to pretend that **atheist's** **don't** **exist** 🤯😭😏 OK Herbert I'm done paying taxes.
@M30W07
@M30W07 2 жыл бұрын
What flat earth society? I thought that didn’t exist
@daxriley8195
@daxriley8195 2 жыл бұрын
@@M30W07 Of course they exist, they're a global organisation!
@riteshsaha2207
@riteshsaha2207 2 жыл бұрын
They are all actors hired by the government
@themudpit621
@themudpit621 5 жыл бұрын
As an Australian I can confirm, all those 'overseas' places don't exist. I've driven for thousands of kilometers and never found anywhere but here. I flew overseas once, but just wound up in Tassie. Australia is all there is.
@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095
@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 5 жыл бұрын
🙆🙆😂😂😂😂😂
@randyhutchinson9910
@randyhutchinson9910 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha, right on
@FuqUYouTube
@FuqUYouTube 5 жыл бұрын
But I'm real! *IM REEAALL!!!!* (As I slowly turn invisible and fade away)
@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095
@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 5 жыл бұрын
@@FuqUKZbin you turn *invisible, my man
@randyhutchinson9910
@randyhutchinson9910 5 жыл бұрын
@@FuqUKZbin don't go invisible!!!! I keep try to get outa here, and I drive for miles, into exhaustion, and keep waking up in the same place !!!! I'm starting to believe, I don't exist !
@AbbreviatedReviews
@AbbreviatedReviews 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah of course Australia exists, but I'm really doubting New Zealand. Most maps agree. I mean, you're trying to tell me Mordor and Hobbiton are on the same island?
@thatfishingfella4672
@thatfishingfella4672 6 жыл бұрын
But, New Zealand is not middle earth
@tobylipinski5579
@tobylipinski5579 6 жыл бұрын
Can confirm NZ is real
@BiaXia
@BiaXia 6 жыл бұрын
r/wooosh
@Draconorst
@Draconorst 6 жыл бұрын
If New Zealand doesn't exist, then where the fuck am I?
@kosaba11
@kosaba11 6 жыл бұрын
Draconorst, You're obviously just in Abbreviated Reviews's head.
@cur5edbard
@cur5edbard 3 жыл бұрын
I'm over 50 and knew for a fact Australia existed all my life...until I watched this video.
@melaniesimpson1917
@melaniesimpson1917 3 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@angeluscorpius
@angeluscorpius 3 жыл бұрын
I'm also over 50. I've always believed that Australia existed. Heck, I've even been to some place called Melbourne, and Sydney, and Perth, and Tasmania... But those places were sets and the people in it actors? Wow. Just wow.... I guess that means New Zealand is also fake then... cos I had to fly thru Australia to get to New Zealand... I guess all that "Earthquake damage" was just a cover story because they didn't have enough time to finish the set proper.
@karlmuller3690
@karlmuller3690 3 жыл бұрын
@@angeluscorpius - "Yeah, nah I've spotted one, he's on to us boy's he's quick for Yank, but he's on to us"..... lol Cheers, from the "Land/s Down Under"
@doktormcnasty
@doktormcnasty 3 жыл бұрын
While the evidence presented in this clip IS admittedly compelling the simple fact of the matter is that Australia can not exist. The only way Australia could exist is if the world was round but since it is actually flat there's no actual way that it can.
@SavagelyBadAtLosing
@SavagelyBadAtLosing 2 жыл бұрын
@@paulrichardson2554 it's a planet
@diegcel
@diegcel 3 жыл бұрын
Still not 100% conviced that somewhere in this planet exits such an amazing land full of Sheilas and Wankers... I may need a second part of this video.
@jamesrcole78
@jamesrcole78 5 жыл бұрын
No Australian has ever been able to get past one of those "I am not a robot" check boxes.
@ashleyking6743
@ashleyking6743 4 жыл бұрын
James Cole hahahahahahahaha I loved that comment. Im Australian and had issues with that box plenty of times.
@barrelsofwaste7658
@barrelsofwaste7658 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I hate those tricky photo boxes you have to tap
@connor2015
@connor2015 4 жыл бұрын
thing is they're all the right way up. we can't recognize the photos
@WojciechP915
@WojciechP915 4 жыл бұрын
That's just because they can't read.
@kardiaclark8111
@kardiaclark8111 3 жыл бұрын
😂 as an Australian I find this hilarious 😂
@EricDec
@EricDec 5 жыл бұрын
I went to Australia and people around were all actors. They didn't know what to say so they just said "mate" all the time. They drugged me with 10 beers and the next day I couldn't remember anything. Be careful.
@PeterWalkerHP16c
@PeterWalkerHP16c 5 жыл бұрын
Haw can yer go to straya if it doesn't exist, yer fucken drongo ... and decamps is what crims do.
@sinister6693
@sinister6693 5 жыл бұрын
Then get some bitches BTW its female dog you big fat liar
@sigaries4062
@sigaries4062 5 жыл бұрын
Now that, I do believe..Cheers mate! Haha
@Adam-ko6dx
@Adam-ko6dx 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@pdx121
@pdx121 5 жыл бұрын
Good story 10 outta10
@bigal6352
@bigal6352 3 жыл бұрын
Sick and tired of hearing people who've never even been there saying that Australia obviously exists. I spent 3 weeks holiday there in 2019 and can absolutely confirm that it doesn't exist!
@prabhanjantelang509
@prabhanjantelang509 2 жыл бұрын
Ozzy Man: Look at me, I am real. Flat-Earthers: That’s exactly what a computer program would be programmed to say.
@fredcarlson5873
@fredcarlson5873 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm a tangible real human being". Thats exactly what a computer generated AI Ozzy would say.
@impressi5697
@impressi5697 4 жыл бұрын
Fred Carlson I was expecting him to say "I'm a tangible real wanker"
@ShovelChef
@ShovelChef 4 жыл бұрын
Verbatim. I was about to write this. As a joke, of course.
@ghosty1929
@ghosty1929 3 жыл бұрын
Aussie*
@georgeschnakenberg7808
@georgeschnakenberg7808 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair
@ShadowGamingReal1
@ShadowGamingReal1 Жыл бұрын
“Ozzy” 💀
@-paulmp
@-paulmp 5 жыл бұрын
I'm Australian... If I'm actually an actor, I'm definitely not getting paid enough.
@themudpit621
@themudpit621 5 жыл бұрын
Wait up, I'm not getting paid AT ALL!! Is there a union or something? I've got decades worth of paychecks coming!
@jepoiy03
@jepoiy03 5 жыл бұрын
you still hiring actors??
@tremere26
@tremere26 5 жыл бұрын
Ask the Soros guy, he seems to pay for everything these days.
@rockyp3917
@rockyp3917 5 жыл бұрын
Me too
@Hallands.
@Hallands. 5 жыл бұрын
Paul Pichugin Now, now! With the Earth being flat and all, you've got to accept that wages are flat-lining as well, come on!
@windsorSJ
@windsorSJ 3 жыл бұрын
I'm British and I love Aussies. The world would be flat without Australia.
@ShadowGamingReal1
@ShadowGamingReal1 Жыл бұрын
Finally, someone’s brain isn’t fucked up!
@daveandmarthaorvis
@daveandmarthaorvis 3 жыл бұрын
Well argued. No secret cabal could make up Australia. Love it.
@Plastikdoom
@Plastikdoom 2 жыл бұрын
No they easily could, all the fantastical creatures, poisonous things, etc…exactly the bs a bureaucratic system would come up with, have you seen tax law? I rest my case. The more outlandish the better, I mean come on, a mammal with a beaver tail, duck bill, poisonous spurs, that lays eggs? Yeah right. So how many jack a lopes you seen? I got the Brooklyn bridge I’ll sell ya man.
@thecuttingsark5094
@thecuttingsark5094 4 жыл бұрын
Surely if us Poms invented a fake country, we’d plan to win the Ashes a bit more often
@barbiatch3029
@barbiatch3029 4 жыл бұрын
True statement right there!! 🤣🤣
@KonFry
@KonFry 4 жыл бұрын
Under rated comment
@xanpenguin754
@xanpenguin754 4 жыл бұрын
btw thanks for Sir Bradman, Shane Warne, Ricky Pointing, Steve Smith, Allen Border. They've been very helpful!
@riteshkamboj7565
@riteshkamboj7565 4 жыл бұрын
You created the game and didn't win the world cup until now
@TakerKaneanite619
@TakerKaneanite619 4 жыл бұрын
We quite clearly didn't want to make it too obvious.
@bodacious2276
@bodacious2276 4 жыл бұрын
I never questioned the existence of Australia until I saw this video. Now I'm skeptical.
@jimmydishkawnt
@jimmydishkawnt 3 жыл бұрын
Yep the cyborg android is Too defensive 🤔
@Collinv707
@Collinv707 3 жыл бұрын
Thats Exactly what I was going to say
@alisonholland7531
@alisonholland7531 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously? Mate there's days I wish my dad hadn't dragged our arses to Oz but then I think England's wet, cold and fucking miserable, at least here it's hot (the humidity is fucked but) and there's a shit ton of seafood, think I should stop whinging and be grateful I'm not still stuck in pommy land.
@mattw7949
@mattw7949 3 жыл бұрын
Look closely at 13:05... you can see the glitch on the CGI. Totally not a really person.
@arnolourens2030
@arnolourens2030 3 жыл бұрын
@Scoobie dude why you talking to your imaginary friend again? Victor is a figment of your imaginatoin. Classic bipolar case. Defending your ego
@robertmakins5070
@robertmakins5070 3 жыл бұрын
Vegemite is the grease they use to lubricate the internal mechanics of the "Australian" cyborgs.
@Lord_Volkner
@Lord_Volkner Жыл бұрын
I spent 6 weeks in Australia back in 1995. It was a beautiful place. The only problem I had was some bird that made it's nest in the tall grass that attacked anyone who went within a 60 mile radius of it's nest.
@jpscreams65
@jpscreams65 11 ай бұрын
Fucking Magpie shit cunts. Fortunately none in Chicago.
@Lukemplant
@Lukemplant 6 жыл бұрын
If the government came up with Aussie man, then fuck me I’m happy to be manipulated.
@amarthyachandar5355
@amarthyachandar5355 5 жыл бұрын
The mad dog impersonation proves that Australia is real. Cheers mate.
@baltsosser
@baltsosser 4 жыл бұрын
That shit was hilarious.
@HAL-nt6vy
@HAL-nt6vy 3 жыл бұрын
Hitler was born in Austria and proved it was real. Not so hilarious though.
@Bawamba
@Bawamba 3 жыл бұрын
1:25 *"I'm not a part of a plot to trick the world. I am not a computer generated persona"* Exactly what a trickster would say.
@arealhuman3677
@arealhuman3677 3 жыл бұрын
You know he’s a true Aussie because he swore at the first 3 seconds
@SilasGrieves
@SilasGrieves 6 жыл бұрын
As an American, I have nothing but respect for you Aussie fellas. Damn right you guys exist, you’re the most persistent guys around. You folk jumped into WWI’s Western front with a hell of a fervor and really stuck up for the British Empire before we even considered joining the war, then you just went back to the pub like nothing happened. Then, right when you started getting comfortable at the pub, WWII came along and you fellas jumped into all 3 theaters like it was nothing, again, before we even thought of entering the war. Australia has been there through tough times and good times, always standing by allies. If I had the ability, I’d buy the entire legal aged continent a beer. So, pub?
@marcussaifert7618
@marcussaifert7618 6 жыл бұрын
Sean Gearhart for that you are always welcome in Australia
@thelastsurvivor3240
@thelastsurvivor3240 6 жыл бұрын
It's a shame I'm not australias legal age yet but thx for standing up for logic and common sense!
@blakemurray2834
@blakemurray2834 6 жыл бұрын
Sean Gearhart fuck yes m8 well said m8
@netecrivernetecassassins2945
@netecrivernetecassassins2945 6 жыл бұрын
As I'm from the UK, I know the truth I can confirm that Australia is a hoax. STOP LYING TO EVERYONE! them people are not real! have you not heard what they sound like? it's clearly computer generated
@quinnmurphy3547
@quinnmurphy3547 6 жыл бұрын
Sean Gearhart mate ur fucking well bent
@samanthajenkins2399
@samanthajenkins2399 4 жыл бұрын
Australian passport control official: Do you have a criminal record? Some idiot a friend knew: Do you still need one to get in?
@EmpireYellow1
@EmpireYellow1 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@Henry-zh2ci
@Henry-zh2ci 4 жыл бұрын
Australians call eatchother mate because it’s short for inmate
@samanthajenkins2399
@samanthajenkins2399 4 жыл бұрын
@@Henry-zh2ci Really? I had not heard that.
@nathanholyland9493
@nathanholyland9493 4 жыл бұрын
Samantha Jenkins think it’s a joke to be fair
@samanthajenkins2399
@samanthajenkins2399 4 жыл бұрын
@@nathanholyland9493 Righto.
@timothyfarrand8407
@timothyfarrand8407 3 жыл бұрын
I've been to Perth and Hobart (Tasmania). Australia was one of the funnest places I've been to
@allenjenkins7947
@allenjenkins7947 3 жыл бұрын
As a ten pound Pom, I just wonder where I've been for the last sixty years if Australia doesn't exist.
@kingtutankhamun6022
@kingtutankhamun6022 3 жыл бұрын
Flat earthers: Australia is not real Flat earthers in Australia: Am I a joke to you?
@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095
@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 3 жыл бұрын
LOOL
@shintenkai1648
@shintenkai1648 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 fml
@roshanravi4592
@roshanravi4592 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣👍👍
@I_am_a_man_of_science
@I_am_a_man_of_science 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated Comment.
@annapaula3352
@annapaula3352 3 жыл бұрын
But Australia does exists in the flat earth map.
@youtubevanced4900
@youtubevanced4900 3 жыл бұрын
Rays wife doesn't even react. She's lived with Ray for 50 years and knows what's coming.
@laylaluann9541
@laylaluann9541 2 жыл бұрын
She cringed hard
@elcapitano1972
@elcapitano1972 Жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@makarabaduk1754
@makarabaduk1754 5 ай бұрын
"Oh Ray, it's just like our wedding night"
@CarolinaAnglingCo
@CarolinaAnglingCo 3 жыл бұрын
I've always wanted to go to Australia myself. Dream trip!
@Plastikdoom
@Plastikdoom 2 жыл бұрын
Well, ya can’t…just saying, it ain’t there.
@yatoproductions163
@yatoproductions163 Жыл бұрын
Good luck!
@bartonseagrave9605
@bartonseagrave9605 3 жыл бұрын
As a senior member of HMP in Britain I have a list of all British Prisons in front of me and HM Australia is definitely not on the list, so I know it does not exist. Although, if you go to Earls Court, London you may see some strange people with even stranger accents wandering around drunk claiming they are from some mythical island that is not Atlantis.
@davidvondoom2853
@davidvondoom2853 6 жыл бұрын
Actors pretending to be Australians must be one of the biggest sources of employment in the world.
@jamescooper2825
@jamescooper2825 5 жыл бұрын
Finally, those cunts get jobs.... us kiwis been doing them for too long
@codystephens5939
@codystephens5939 5 жыл бұрын
im moving right now!!!
@liveitwithdev6016
@liveitwithdev6016 5 жыл бұрын
Dude I get paid every month for acting as an Australian and I'm not even Australian
@ollierichards2370
@ollierichards2370 5 жыл бұрын
aussie accent is easy you just end every sentence mate
@xhuthemonk1652
@xhuthemonk1652 5 жыл бұрын
That's where my tax is going
@danielbateman6518
@danielbateman6518 6 жыл бұрын
I literally can't tell the difference between people joking to be flat earthers and actual flat earthers
@EdwinCristobal
@EdwinCristobal 6 жыл бұрын
The earth is a cylinder... explains the circular shape of some pictures and the flat earthers theory put together.. everyone wins.. I have proof the earth is a cylinder
@forestranger590
@forestranger590 5 жыл бұрын
Earth is a dick
@markocumic8287
@markocumic8287 5 жыл бұрын
ser jaime lannister that explains so much
@shepdgc.og.soldier7732
@shepdgc.og.soldier7732 4 жыл бұрын
The earth is Australian with just its undies on.
@tojorozombie
@tojorozombie 2 жыл бұрын
I sailed there in late ‘89. Tied up to a pier in Fremantle. It was spring time in November. I’d return to Perth in a heartbeat!👍🤘😎
@markkintz1786
@markkintz1786 2 жыл бұрын
My brother stopped off in Hobart when he was in the Navy (USA). He really enjoyed it there. So I believe that Australia exists. Ironically, he says that mainland Aussies act like Tasmania doesn't exist . . . so imagine how they feel!
@marksullivan6319
@marksullivan6319 3 жыл бұрын
Ozzy man's Sense of humor is legend.
@1pinktrailer
@1pinktrailer 4 жыл бұрын
I flew to Melbourne from L.A. once. I was in a metal tube for 16 hours. For all I know we landed in Area 51 and the people I saw could’ve been a reflection of the 4th dimension in the quantum world....but damn the meat pies were fekkin’ good af.
@lisarochwarg4707
@lisarochwarg4707 3 жыл бұрын
Los Angeles doesn't exist either. But area 51 does.
@AliBaba-kz2zv
@AliBaba-kz2zv 3 жыл бұрын
@@lisarochwarg4707 Correction LA SHOULDN’T exist.
@hughmann1927
@hughmann1927 3 жыл бұрын
@@AliBaba-kz2zv CORRECTION! I Am a Duck!!! Wee!! :)
@AliBaba-kz2zv
@AliBaba-kz2zv 3 жыл бұрын
@@hughmann1927 ....Okay?
@UrPasswordIsIncorrect
@UrPasswordIsIncorrect 3 жыл бұрын
You walk upside down if you’re living on the bottom
@ChroniclogicalJeff
@ChroniclogicalJeff Ай бұрын
This is the video that I officially discovered Ozzy Man. Haven't missed an episode since. Keep on keepin' on! ☮️& 🍻 From Canada, Eh! 🤘😎
@StoneXZ4
@StoneXZ4 3 жыл бұрын
I love this channel. It has really good CG.
@sambatchelor4031
@sambatchelor4031 6 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly what a computer generated persona would say...
@kuba_ota5154
@kuba_ota5154 6 жыл бұрын
Sam Batchelor nice chair
@charliestanton
@charliestanton 6 жыл бұрын
nice nut
@eldestgruff
@eldestgruff 6 жыл бұрын
Classic false flag operation
@9012phnx
@9012phnx 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@w1ckedtheunknown872
@w1ckedtheunknown872 6 жыл бұрын
Sam Batchelor I live in Australia
@Mr_Penguins_Pet_Human
@Mr_Penguins_Pet_Human 6 жыл бұрын
I love how the dog impersonators wife doesn't even blink as he starts his crazy dog impression 👏😂
@sotis1756
@sotis1756 6 жыл бұрын
Shes like... awww shit he didnt take his pills this morning..
@somef-ingband3003
@somef-ingband3003 6 жыл бұрын
Tony that's because shes a robot
@PlanetYokoshima
@PlanetYokoshima 3 жыл бұрын
I happened to come to Australia by accident and now I'm loving living in it. All these awesome birds are so refreshing every single day.
@kuplung22
@kuplung22 2 жыл бұрын
Wonderful, gestapo Australian police...
@GrizzlyDaddams
@GrizzlyDaddams 2 жыл бұрын
Not a single FE has ever had a reasonable, intellectual, thing to say.
@jasoneverett
@jasoneverett 4 жыл бұрын
I love it every time you say "fair dinkum", I want to use it in my day to day life but it just doesn't have the same panache in my Washington State accent.....I have started calling my co-workers "dodgy wankers" however.
@sugarnads
@sugarnads 4 жыл бұрын
Jason Everett fairdinkum goodonya mate ya dodgy wanker
@johnnyc4738
@johnnyc4738 4 жыл бұрын
Better than calling them shit cunts, unless you want them to be your *former* coworkers. 😄
@aundruschkaivanhoe1347
@aundruschkaivanhoe1347 3 жыл бұрын
But to be fair he can use "fair dinkum" but you can use "panache".
@chevchellios2988
@chevchellios2988 3 жыл бұрын
Only cunts use panache...cunts get fucked
@jasoneverett
@jasoneverett 3 жыл бұрын
@@chevchellios2988 Sounds like someone needs to switch to decaf.
@SixRavenEight
@SixRavenEight 6 жыл бұрын
As a military brat who grew up on military installations, I had the opportunity to meet a lot of Airmen and Soldiers from other countries including those from Austrailia. The ones I and my friends met always had really good manners when they were out in the civilian population, better than most visiting from other countries, and were always friendly, willing to talk a while even to us when we were annoying kids, and often had some pretty good stories. They're real, and they're awesome.
@blissavra1933
@blissavra1933 2 жыл бұрын
Okay a TV show idea. Fly flat earthers to Australia and make them map out the continent by hand
@Commonlyunique
@Commonlyunique 3 жыл бұрын
I JUST saw the "Boganomics" book in the background there.... :O
@kaysims8727
@kaysims8727 6 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna start practicing my Australian accent so I can get a job as a fake Aussie actor
@kayseek1248
@kayseek1248 5 жыл бұрын
Ms Heathen great idea, the pay’s really good.
@praywithpio6028
@praywithpio6028 4 жыл бұрын
Good eye might
@ryanmarcum9044
@ryanmarcum9044 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm not part of a plot to trick the world". That's EXACTLY what a part of a plot to trick the world would say.
@ShadowGamingReal1
@ShadowGamingReal1 Жыл бұрын
That’s what someone with a fucked up brain would say
@SportsBoss999
@SportsBoss999 Жыл бұрын
"He's doing that impersonation of the dogs again." I almost fell off my chair when he said that!! Ozzie Man, you always get me to laugh when I don't even know something funny's coming!
@M.SheerazKhan
@M.SheerazKhan 3 жыл бұрын
That plane crash interview though.. pure Aussie stuff 😂😂😂
@EricChamplin
@EricChamplin 6 жыл бұрын
I lived in Australia for a year lol. If Australia doesn't exist, WHERE DID I GO!? Disclaimer: I'm a computer-generated persona and shouldn't be trusted.
@PTcruser65
@PTcruser65 6 жыл бұрын
Agh, The Matrix!! Douhhh
@AndrewFishman
@AndrewFishman 6 жыл бұрын
Eric Champlin, I have lived in Australia for 45 of my 48 years, in a city that also does not exist as Capital according to the Mandela wankers. So, if my cuntry (no mistake) does not exist, and the Bush Capital does not exist, I guess I am in real trouble.
@toasterfridge1295
@toasterfridge1295 6 жыл бұрын
I’ve lived in Australia 🇦🇺 all my life bruh
@aaronburns8858
@aaronburns8858 6 жыл бұрын
Do you know for sure that the place you went was Australia? It could have been any large island. It was probably Italy or something. Don't trust google maps, or whoever makes paper maps, or airlines, or anyone else.
@toasterfridge1295
@toasterfridge1295 6 жыл бұрын
Aaron Burns I’m sorry but I was born in Australia I’m only a teenager but I’m pretty sure that I’m not a robot computer if you really have trust issues with that, take it up with the indigenous aboriginals!!!! AUSTRALIA DOES EXIST!!!!!!!!! If you’re really struggling, what country is this flag from? 🇦🇺
@paulmoore7064
@paulmoore7064 4 жыл бұрын
Australia exists, but everyone there walks upside down.
@floydthedroid5935
@floydthedroid5935 3 жыл бұрын
Paul Moore you use less fuel going south....
@paulmoore7064
@paulmoore7064 3 жыл бұрын
@@floydthedroid5935 But there is a bit of wet road on the way.
@Peacemaker-96
@Peacemaker-96 3 жыл бұрын
Been there, can confirm
@billyabell9378
@billyabell9378 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah if you zoom in you can even see planes and boats upside down said no one ever lol
@franciscoflores3718
@franciscoflores3718 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@kaneo1
@kaneo1 3 жыл бұрын
"Say Australia exists!" Not until Pluto is declared a planet again! No PLANET Pluto, no Australia.
@Harry_Gersack
@Harry_Gersack 5 ай бұрын
"I have. Everyone has, they love it" I'm dying 🤣
@alexbecker2578
@alexbecker2578 6 жыл бұрын
The real question is do we only live in austraila and is the rest of the world not real
@dangelnut
@dangelnut 6 жыл бұрын
Alexis Gumplestump nah mate look gow stupid some of it is acting plus were are the boat ppl coming from. middle earth?
@patmoore5107
@patmoore5107 4 жыл бұрын
Does Australia exist? Ozzy Man goes and looks out window. “Yes.” End video.
@gcart7675
@gcart7675 4 жыл бұрын
itd just a stupid meme people say just like all the other memes
@bellial974
@bellial974 4 жыл бұрын
We do the same to the smallest state in México, Tlaxcala With memes like Tlaxcala doesn't exist It's a lie by the goverment officials to do money laundering The Welcome to Tlaxcala signs include the you're leaving Tlaxcala signs Etc
@abhim6380
@abhim6380 3 жыл бұрын
How does he know outside is actually Australia?
@lisarochwarg4707
@lisarochwarg4707 3 жыл бұрын
He can see Australia from his front porch. But he can also see Santa Claus. So I'm sceptical.
@TheBiggreenpig
@TheBiggreenpig 3 жыл бұрын
1. Ozzy Man never says yes. He would say "yeah nay yeah". 2. He isn't upside down, is he really in Australia?
@BIATEC88
@BIATEC88 3 жыл бұрын
I'd love to have a beer with that ozzy guy on the news, he seems like a real diamond geezer
@droidgracie4121
@droidgracie4121 3 жыл бұрын
Brisbane witness actor definitely nailing his line. Spot on accent honed in Southern England drama school.
@jbonn386
@jbonn386 6 жыл бұрын
This new Ozzy AI is getting really good looking forward to the next system update. :D
@ersu.t
@ersu.t 6 жыл бұрын
notice how we never see his back, that's where the wires and pneumatic pistons and hydraulics are. Too expensive to get the robots with them bits all hidden
@aryangoyal8123
@aryangoyal8123 6 жыл бұрын
*"Ozzy man solves world's biggest conspiracy theory"*
@spencercox5378
@spencercox5378 5 жыл бұрын
Needs to be a recurring theme!
@midnightrambler8866
@midnightrambler8866 2 жыл бұрын
The look on the face of that woman while hubby does an impression of a dog is just priceless!
@MilasMixMedia
@MilasMixMedia 2 жыл бұрын
The clip you shown I’ve seen that before about that boy i saw a while ago but still i was surprise to see this cause i have seen it in a long time before even though it was a while ago now.
@FahimAuvro
@FahimAuvro 6 жыл бұрын
I'm from Australia and I don't exist
@somef-ingband3003
@somef-ingband3003 6 жыл бұрын
Fahim Auvro sorry to hear that
@theflyingfalconxyx5432
@theflyingfalconxyx5432 5 жыл бұрын
LOL U BALL SHIT computer
@Bobmaster420
@Bobmaster420 5 жыл бұрын
me too
@deanfenech
@deanfenech 5 жыл бұрын
I'm from Australia and sometimes I WISH i didn't exist
@tomlwin1710
@tomlwin1710 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I don't here
@hammamhammam1466
@hammamhammam1466 6 жыл бұрын
I am an Arab married to an Aussie woman and I have a 6 month old son to her She was next to me in bed, our son in his bed, after watching this video she disappeared, half of my son disappeared too!
@reyanmucadum1240
@reyanmucadum1240 6 жыл бұрын
Hammam AhMeD half your so....oh.
@FaysalShahi
@FaysalShahi 6 жыл бұрын
Hammam AhMeD 😂😂
@MrHassanGhumro
@MrHassanGhumro 6 жыл бұрын
Hammam AhMeD wtf hahahaha
@bent2369
@bent2369 6 жыл бұрын
til QuinnMiguffin I
@Happy-cn9vt
@Happy-cn9vt 6 жыл бұрын
Please don't stone your wife
@mohammedjelloo8023
@mohammedjelloo8023 3 жыл бұрын
At last, I am finally convinced that Australia actually does exist.
@Timbo_tango
@Timbo_tango 3 жыл бұрын
What about the earth being round while we're at it?
@samuelmiller7987
@samuelmiller7987 3 жыл бұрын
My Grandfather, Oscar Oswald Miller M.D., was born in Sydney NSW (his father was born in Tanzania!), and immigrated to Louisville, KY USA is 1908! There are documents to support this.
@Bicketybam68
@Bicketybam68 6 жыл бұрын
Crikey, an existential question! Bloody oath we exist. Were else will you find Drop-bears?
@Stradic0
@Stradic0 6 жыл бұрын
Remember to put just a smidge of vegimite behind the ears to keep them drop bears away.
@ftsjazzy6939
@ftsjazzy6939 6 жыл бұрын
Stradic The Drop Bear I think I've been tricked
@cms1138
@cms1138 6 жыл бұрын
That unit behind you is from ikea. Ikea is Swedish. You're in Sweden. Case closed.
@conformistbastard2763
@conformistbastard2763 6 жыл бұрын
Busted!
@x...CrankyOldMan...x
@x...CrankyOldMan...x 6 жыл бұрын
sound logic. you got me convinced.
@legolas-zg5cc
@legolas-zg5cc 6 жыл бұрын
IKEA is world wide
@cms1138
@cms1138 6 жыл бұрын
No shit, it was a joke dumb ass.
@oneotuvalev9297
@oneotuvalev9297 4 жыл бұрын
The whole world is actually a Sweden, we all live in Sweden. The world beyond Sweden is inhospitable to humans. Ikea is actually a tree of life that keeps giving life force to humans. We are all alive thanks to Sweden. Be grateful
@leebeckwith7320
@leebeckwith7320 Жыл бұрын
I lived in Australia for 5 years...in Melbourne..and I have family still living there ..Flat Erather are freaking crazy..
@robertstevens7288
@robertstevens7288 2 жыл бұрын
Even if Australia is on a different planet, I will personally hand you mates a beer when you walk in the door. That old geezer and his impersonation of the dogs is priceless.
@glenw3814
@glenw3814 4 жыл бұрын
I used to believe in Australia, but after seeing this video I'm now convince Australians are just Alabamans doing their best British accent. Everything in the video is possible in Alabama - including the mullets and kangaroos.
@AmyAnnLand
@AmyAnnLand 4 жыл бұрын
The woodchucks in Alabama are actually kangaroos with larger teeth. Mullets are the state hairstyle. And the opossums are the koala bears. And don't forget that Alabama has those sneaky cunts, the drop bears. Oh, and Bud Light is technically their Fosters.
@midnightrambler8866
@midnightrambler8866 2 жыл бұрын
I vacation in Alabama because of the mullets and kangaroos.
@glenw3814
@glenw3814 2 жыл бұрын
@@midnightrambler8866 🍻🍻👍
@bewing77
@bewing77 2 жыл бұрын
Sharks?
@glenw3814
@glenw3814 2 жыл бұрын
@@bewing77 Alabama is on the Gulf of Mexico, so it has sharks...just like "Australia" (aka Alabama). 😜
@ccitnavrae
@ccitnavrae 3 жыл бұрын
Ahh Ozzy as a South African i must say you got darn good actors playing cricket and rugby 😂😅🤣🙂🙃
@allenjenkins7947
@allenjenkins7947 3 жыл бұрын
But South Africa and New Zealand don't exist either. There's no southern hemisphere on a flat Earth.
@st6086
@st6086 2 жыл бұрын
And that sand paper was just plot armour to remove Steve Smith. Like Neo though, the glitch in the matrix only started his real super powers!
@allenjenkins7947
@allenjenkins7947 2 жыл бұрын
Oops! Forgot Argentina. Not sure about cricket, but another great rugby country.
@sagnik3556
@sagnik3556 2 жыл бұрын
@@allenjenkins7947 soccer too.
@trevormckellen5613
@trevormckellen5613 2 жыл бұрын
Very very true. AustraliaWood
@benjaminzedrine
@benjaminzedrine Жыл бұрын
Is that a LASER disc player in the back, under the VHS? Nice...nice.
@bobiijae790
@bobiijae790 3 жыл бұрын
Holy God yeah I heard about this. I know it's a couple years old but I just got introduced to Mr. OZZYMAN reviews, ppl are. Ray man just nutts
@edwardcarr1755
@edwardcarr1755 3 жыл бұрын
That guys dog impersonation is the greatest thing I've ever seen lol
@anthonyhewitt9397
@anthonyhewitt9397 3 жыл бұрын
Like Joe Rogan when he talks about bears.
@James-cz3sz
@James-cz3sz 3 жыл бұрын
@@anthonyhewitt9397 Gorillas
@shihabrahman6502
@shihabrahman6502 2 жыл бұрын
He should be in 28 days later
@Wolfeye81
@Wolfeye81 2 жыл бұрын
feels like one of the guys in WWZ kinda looks like the scientist in the end in pathogen cold-storage.
@sketchingstudio5552
@sketchingstudio5552 6 жыл бұрын
Imagine an Australian Flat Earther reading this. **looks through posts** "Ooh, what do we have here?" _Australia doesn't exist_ "..." "Guess I'm an AI robot then."
@omkarpandit357
@omkarpandit357 5 жыл бұрын
Australia has flattards too????
@sundareshkrishna6457
@sundareshkrishna6457 2 жыл бұрын
Izzy….v love you even though u don’t exist…..all the best for 2022…..
@emilianocaprili4160
@emilianocaprili4160 3 жыл бұрын
This remind me when I mocked the conspirationists saying: «The coffe with milk should be gray, but it is light brown due to the chemical substances they add to the milk.» Unfortunately there were a vegan who believed to what was saying and my attempts to explain to him I had invented everything were useless.
@thejudderman2786
@thejudderman2786 5 жыл бұрын
Ray with the feral dog impersonation is the most Australian thing I have ever seen! That is all the evidence I need, Australia does exist!
@ValensBellator
@ValensBellator 4 жыл бұрын
Frankly that dog impersonation was too good to have been done by an actual human. Australia confirmed fake imo
@jimmydishkawnt
@jimmydishkawnt 3 жыл бұрын
Yep. Area51 doing its work
@BruceIsWild
@BruceIsWild Жыл бұрын
I love how self-aware this video is 🤣🤣🤣
@billw1266
@billw1266 3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant 👏👏
@wadewilson3957
@wadewilson3957 6 жыл бұрын
Rabid ray is my spirit animal 3:04
@maedraa
@maedraa 6 жыл бұрын
Hot
@Phaaze86
@Phaaze86 6 жыл бұрын
That man needs a cameo on The Walking Dead.
@b_r_i_z_z_y
@b_r_i_z_z_y 6 жыл бұрын
Rabid ray what a legend
@hamsterSNAKE
@hamsterSNAKE 6 жыл бұрын
Flatearthers couldnt tell the differents between a pube and a speghetti noodle
@freestylefingerbord
@freestylefingerbord 6 жыл бұрын
hamsterSNAKE spaghetti and noodles are too different things .. the earth is flat and motionless Jesus is lord. and the solar system is a fat satanic lie to make u atheist
6 жыл бұрын
Yo, T! Jesus is the dude who does my front lawn twice a month, mate. The earth is not flat, the SUN is!
@freestylefingerbord
@freestylefingerbord 6 жыл бұрын
hamsterSNAKE globetards can't tell the different between speggeti . and noodles.
@freestylefingerbord
@freestylefingerbord 6 жыл бұрын
Yukon Cornelius the devil has u by the balls believing the globe solar system big bang anti creation model
@freestylefingerbord
@freestylefingerbord 6 жыл бұрын
yes some one . u r the best. I can tell ur awake by the lord. il see u on the battle front broseph
@thabomahlaba5193
@thabomahlaba5193 3 жыл бұрын
The sarcasm in this video is real like Australia
@alexmarceau5886
@alexmarceau5886 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m not a puppet, I’m a real boy.” Lol
@jimmymoore2479
@jimmymoore2479 5 жыл бұрын
I started this video 100% sure about Australia was real. But now I'm just not sure.
@bassamjalloul7224
@bassamjalloul7224 4 жыл бұрын
Me too mate
@JerryR1776
@JerryR1776 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@patbluetree4636
@patbluetree4636 4 жыл бұрын
I'm more skeptical now than ever.
@GoldAndDangerous
@GoldAndDangerous 4 жыл бұрын
I feel the same way LMAO
@lazershow6162
@lazershow6162 4 жыл бұрын
This also happened with Finland. Australia is not the first victim.
@Followyourfeet
@Followyourfeet 6 жыл бұрын
"I am not part of a plot to trick the world" - that is exactly what somebody who is part of a plot to trick the world would say. Sorry but you just played yourself.
@gabebriggs6031
@gabebriggs6031 6 жыл бұрын
Follow Your Feet you're a moron lmfao
@Followyourfeet
@Followyourfeet 6 жыл бұрын
Well Gabe, actually you are the moron here for defending something so ridiculous as the made up country "Australia". But you probably earn good money to spread the lies so I'm not mad at you. :) So.... "Good on ya, mate!, Don't worry!". Grab yourself a box of "VB", a bunch of steaks from "Coles" and drive your "UTE" into "the Bush" to have a Barbecue with your made up Kangaroos. Hahahaha so silly hahaha as if somebody would actually fall for it. xD
@harrisonnew6393
@harrisonnew6393 6 жыл бұрын
Follow Your Feet you actually serious?
@mortemtyrannus8813
@mortemtyrannus8813 6 жыл бұрын
Australia is real. I -was programmed to say it exists- live there!
@thelastsurvivor3240
@thelastsurvivor3240 6 жыл бұрын
If he doesn't exist then where does vegemite and twisties come from when they appear overseas mate?
@kvogel9245
@kvogel9245 3 жыл бұрын
Australia exists, but standing upside down all the time makes them talk funny.
@literaticrux8292
@literaticrux8292 2 жыл бұрын
Amyl and The Sniffers isn;t an actual band but a gorillaz-like facsimile. Also, kudos to Brit-stralia for creating something that I thought was is called Kangaroo Island. The wild life was super life-like, especially at night when I almost drove into them (flat earther tip, you have to pay extra insurance for this disney ride). This production spared no expense.
@Ananse15
@Ananse15 6 жыл бұрын
“I’m a tangible human being “ yeah sounds like something an application would say 😂
@jeffreyoreza1738
@jeffreyoreza1738 6 жыл бұрын
tanginamonghayopka
@AJZulu
@AJZulu 6 жыл бұрын
That guy. Who made that dog impersonation. That guy is Fking legit.
@jeffreyoneill6439
@jeffreyoneill6439 3 жыл бұрын
Good god. How could this be real?
@soggygrogbottom
@soggygrogbottom 3 жыл бұрын
I've heard the same thing about Finland.
@craigtwose4226
@craigtwose4226 3 жыл бұрын
Old Rabid Ray going hard on the dog impersonation. Pissed myself laughing. Good effort Ray.
@martytruelove5026
@martytruelove5026 2 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine that dog attacking the pussy...legendary.
@Primavera83
@Primavera83 6 жыл бұрын
I have a friend who lives in Australia. I have known him for over 20 years and I can tell that he's a computer generated actor. I'm 100% sure he is.
@will.s4893
@will.s4893 6 жыл бұрын
Primavera83 you know to much
@Primavera83
@Primavera83 6 жыл бұрын
Andrew Fishman send me either the Ozzy man himself or the blonde at 9:55. They are so good at acting.
@will.s4893
@will.s4893 6 жыл бұрын
Primavera83 if you are a girl we will send Margot Robbie and if you are a boy we will send Liam Hemsworth
@Primavera83
@Primavera83 6 жыл бұрын
Will .s I'm a man, and I want Margot Robbie
@will.s4893
@will.s4893 6 жыл бұрын
Primavera83 you want to be Margot Robbie
@AdityaXingh
@AdityaXingh 2 жыл бұрын
Smeagol about to escape out of his head through ears 😂😂😂
@adamibrahimdemirci2588
@adamibrahimdemirci2588 Жыл бұрын
Love the show, - I live on an island which is not on the map.
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