Here's me critical analysis on influencing in 2024. From the Rise of Hawk Tuah to everything in between! Cheers ya legends. Go and check out me merch here: ozzymanshop.com Cheers! Ozzy Man
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@ArjunSharma-zm7pr2 күн бұрын
20th century plague - Influenza 21st century plague - Influencers
@jackplisken47382 күн бұрын
" its the same picture "
@kray38832 күн бұрын
I'm starting to understand fundamentalists.... Bring back the good old days when it was just locusts and a river of blood.
@cassiel19702 күн бұрын
@@kray3883 We still sort of have that, only now it’s a river of shit.
@jay-effmichaud2 күн бұрын
Both viral, and that we are desperately trying to get rid of..
@margaretthatcher68282 күн бұрын
Noice...
@DimWit0002 күн бұрын
there must be a tree that’s tirelessly producing oxygen for these people and I think they owe it an apology.
@AmoDk87_pHuN2 күн бұрын
Absolutely! I agree
@Svol092 күн бұрын
Actually most oxygen is produced by algae in the seas and oceans so we must pollute more to stop this!
@brendanoneill62672 күн бұрын
They should be forced to give the oxygen back 😂
@Amaranthine10002 күн бұрын
Now I feel really bad for the trees.
@crazophobic2 күн бұрын
That tree owes the rest of the world an apology.
@Sonnel_James2 күн бұрын
"Yall just walk backwards while people are walking forward" that guy just dropped valuable wisdom to those kids, but probably just went over their heads 😂
@mattyp802 күн бұрын
Not even over their heads, the other guy didn’t matter to them because they’re so absorbed in their own tiny little worlds!!!
@renevile2 күн бұрын
that was suprisingly deep... :)
@random-person12 күн бұрын
@mattyp80 tiny and little in the same sentence. You're rocking it, bro.....
@bradezzell72262 күн бұрын
I fully get where he's coming from, but it's more his fault than theirs... He was the only person who walked into that mess while it was filming. Had his own phone in hand, beats covering the ears up, and was looking down as he came into the frame. Either it was staged (very good possibility), or dude intentionally rolled directly into them just to be a dick and screw up their video.🤷♀️
@random-person12 күн бұрын
@@bradezzell7226 please forgive my ignorance, and I know what you're talking about, but I thought a time stamp might have worked here.
@maxc4113Күн бұрын
That guy scaring the baby literally made me furious, I don’t know if I would contain myself if that was my kid. That dutch man has manners…
@madmick3794Күн бұрын
I can not believe how calm he was.
@MattH-wg7ouКүн бұрын
Yea he's gonna get laid out one day, hopefully sooner than later.
@davidglenn2739Күн бұрын
Well the dude did have a 6'5", 350lb bodygaurd... cowards.
@crabarmy1776Күн бұрын
@@davidglenn2739 Fact.
@zoekrishel6677Күн бұрын
My blood was BOILING!! WTF was wrong with that guy?? He just gets off on scaring babies and making them cry? .
@Beautiful-ModelBarbara-Hut-s1jКүн бұрын
Imagine going through life and ignoring life just to get an image of you wasting your life.
@aaron58932 күн бұрын
Those girls dancing is what HR looks like as they lay off 50% of the company
@beantheirishsetter2 күн бұрын
So fucking true. HR gives zero shits about you. Remember that folks
@PN_482 күн бұрын
@@beantheirishsetterAmen. HR are not your friend. They will tell you over and over it’s all confidential and they’re helping you. They’re evil.
@anotherdeejay2 күн бұрын
they are so annoying....
@DenysBuryi2 күн бұрын
@@beantheirishsetter From what I understand, their purpose in most companies is to protect the employer from any possible problems with/of workers, and to make workers work more. All the other things they do are just derivative of those. PS: It's especially crazy in case of sexual harassment in the workplace. I've heard some horror stories that all sum up to something like - they are not your friends, they do anything to protect the company from a lawsuit. If that is possible while solving the issue then you're lucky.
@theascendunt99602 күн бұрын
This joke was funnier on Twitter,
@PikeyScott2 күн бұрын
Nah yeah yeah yeah, nah. As a species, we've reached Destination F*cked.
@AldousHuxley72 күн бұрын
God is not happy. Buckle up.
@antred112 күн бұрын
@@AldousHuxley7 God can sod off.
@_Roboute_Guilliman_Күн бұрын
As a species, we are seriously devolving 🤔
@krispypriest5116Күн бұрын
@@antred11 👽 "Good.....wait till you get a load of me...."
@wyldhowl2821Күн бұрын
“Solamen miseris socios habuisse doloris".
@Paul_Allaker84502 күн бұрын
The sooner ALL gyms ban camera phones & cams the better, this shit has got out of hand.
@steven.h06292 күн бұрын
Cheers!
@Tondadrd2 күн бұрын
No, I make cool vids of myself climbing for my own use.
@Tondadrd2 күн бұрын
Hah, banning phones? Like in school during class? Heard of that ever working?
2 күн бұрын
@@Tondadrd A termination of membership with no refund should get the point across nicely.
@kray38832 күн бұрын
For things where you can't look in a mirror all the time or you need a different angle it's actually helpful to be your own second pair of eyes... But I'll give it all up to get rid of the influencers.
@arthuralfordКүн бұрын
Idiocracy was supposed to be a comedy, not a prophecy
@jttech44Күн бұрын
Remember that the only difference between a comedy and a tragedy is the perspective from which you view the story.
@josephsimpson4295Күн бұрын
America is good at milking a cash cow. Truer words were never spoken. Keep up the good work Ozzy Man.
@Teh_Monk2 күн бұрын
Social media is the worst thing to happen to humanity.
@MB5rider812 күн бұрын
Not really it's just one in a long line of forms of communication being used against our best interests for a time until we get wise. The first cave drawings were exaggerations.
@MB5rider812 күн бұрын
As soon as we were able to write things down on a piece of paper it seems we were quick to make those writings worth dying for and killing for.
@laurag14062 күн бұрын
Agree. I deleted all my socials except this YT acct which I mainly use to watch animal vids. Content with my choice.👍🏻
@jamesbernsen35162 күн бұрын
Well, outside of Nazis and Communists, probably.
@TonyRedunzo2 күн бұрын
@@laurag1406 Animal videos rule!
@mongarcia91512 күн бұрын
"Yall just walk backwards while people are walking forward" is a subtle burn imho
@wyldhowl2821Күн бұрын
He's got the same "GTFO my way" mentality i do when walking city streets.
@krazed0451Күн бұрын
Nothing subtle about it. The double meaning was so fantastically on point :-)
@primefamous2 күн бұрын
Idk what's worse, influencers or the people who are dumb enough to be influenced by these people
@trueaussie9230Күн бұрын
"Influencers" are narcissists who have found a willing audience. Those who make up the audience are insecure and desperate to be 'accepted' by their peers. The parents of both FAILED in their role as 'primary influencer'.
@seashackf1Күн бұрын
Dumb people who are easily influenced, for sure. Without them there are no influencers.
@carolinejoy78Күн бұрын
Equal in would say
@mrplow7517Күн бұрын
I still struggle to see how people watch this shit but yeah... humanity is doomed lol
@1.masterpiece22 сағат бұрын
I say the latter
@AJDrawsКүн бұрын
This was incredibly relatable. EVERY channel I watch now: 'Are you mentally unstable? Get Better Help!', 'Like music and are too afraid neighbors will complain about mild noise? Raycons!', 'We see you are watching a video on Game of Thrones and Lord of the Rings, let us shove RAID Shadow Legends into your face for the 50th phuqin time!'
@battleax4609Күн бұрын
Dude pushing her in was epic
@N0skittles16 сағат бұрын
Pretty fucked up imo, could of had her phone on her. Dude looked like he does roids and prob has anger issues.
@naptime43x14 сағат бұрын
@@N0skittles fair point, its also assault.
@Billkwando13 сағат бұрын
That dude snapped and crossed the line of "what everybody wants to do but has the good sense not to".
@Mububban2311 сағат бұрын
Nope, that's assault. He was being an epic asshole. And I hate influencers! But laying hands on someone is not okay
@raymondg75652 күн бұрын
Influencers: The slaves and proponents of consumerism. Such a noble calling.
@jimdennis24512 күн бұрын
But for some reason, I feel the need to buy a new wallet.
@Mephitinae2 күн бұрын
He says as he watches an influencer selling his own products
@raymondg7565Күн бұрын
@@Mephitinae 😂
@Alvaro89RusКүн бұрын
why you torture yourself when there is short word - vanity
@randomhuman97Күн бұрын
@raymondg7565 you do realize ozzyman is one right??😂😂
@pbbgogituloh22 күн бұрын
Attention is a hell of drug..
@richbrown5852Күн бұрын
It's fucked a helluva lot of talented souls...
@rxgueplanetКүн бұрын
Too expensive
@karmabad62872 күн бұрын
That building full of streamers was gross. As if they aren't cringe enough with some corporation mass producing them.
@beantheirishsetter2 күн бұрын
Freaking terrifying
@karmabad62872 күн бұрын
@@beantheirishsetter it was definitely very creepy.
2 күн бұрын
I can totally see the potential for a very biting Meat Canyon parody there 😂
@kray38832 күн бұрын
Those are the ones I don't find cringe... I mean the people, the building was cringe af. But the people weren't making it their whole lives to be influencers, it was just another 9-5 like doing ads for TV or something.
@Lapouchy2 күн бұрын
I suspect this is for Taobao or other similar Chinese tiktok-like site. I know such sites in China have insane amounts of people livestreaming 24/7 selling products. It's basically ad factory with separate rooms for selling stuff instead of a conveyor belt.
@sanjayrКүн бұрын
"This is why i'm home early from work?!? Your text said HELP!" Holy shit if that's satire that's so ridiculously on point it's indistinguishable cause i started getting angry.
@wyldhowl2821Күн бұрын
Yeah, holy fuck. I hope she earns enough money to make up for him getting fired. 😮
@dannygonzales3331Күн бұрын
If it’s real, that poor BTS 🤣
@janemiettinen51764 сағат бұрын
Friend living in volatile relationship sent me “SOS, come fast”-message. As Im running to her place, Im dreading what Im going to see, should I call cops already and my emotions were all over the place. She needed me urgently there to sew a button, so she can get a pair of shorts with her to a fncking vacation.. this happened a decade ago, but Im still mad! And yes, she can sew buttons herself, just didnt feel like it this time.
@frightbat208Күн бұрын
Just read an article about gym owners banning filming in gyms. Risks to safety and privacy. I agree.
@themasqueradingcow912 күн бұрын
I get such pleasure from walking between a camera tripod with ringlight when on holiday. Everyone wants a nice photo, but you've been there for 15 mins blocking other people and getting ad when someone in a tourist spot has the AUDACITY to get in your way.
@albebru56102 күн бұрын
My boyriend and I walked 2 hours to the german chalk cliffs to the only opening from where you could look at the cliffs. Some photographers had set up camp and where there for over 30mins
@LindaC6162 күн бұрын
@@albebru5610my last trip to Ireland, I did a tour through the Ring of Kerry. It was a bus tour, and there were four guys from India sitting up front with their boss. At every single stop, they were the first ones off the bus, ran over to the overlook where you would get the best picture or view, took their pictures, and then stood or sat there for 5 or 10 minutes, while the rest of the world wondered if they could possibly do the same🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
@NickRomanКүн бұрын
I used to try to be polite and let people get their photo, but now it never stops. We have to just ignore it.
@Beauty_In_SimplicityКүн бұрын
We were at Niagara Falls recently. Wanted to get up to the falls at the top of the steps for a quick picture in front of the roaring waterfall. There was a group of 6 people (3 couples who were clearly altogether.) They proceeded to take pictures and video for several minutes, dancing, yelling, laughing....while we politely waited a few feet from them for our chance at a photo. Soon there was a small line forming behind us, also waiting for these people to move along so others could enjoy the views. Finally, I got fed up, grabbed my husband's hand and walked right in front of their camera saying loudly "EXCUSE ME!" Some people have no clue.
@themasqueradingcow91Күн бұрын
@@Beauty_In_Simplicity I had the same there this year. Luckily my partner is very good at giving her 'teacher - I'm waiting stare'
@DefiantAML2 күн бұрын
People calling idiots on their shit are the real heroes!
@akmal94ibrahim2 күн бұрын
Best one is the guy calling out ishowspeed.
@bjarulez2 күн бұрын
Leaving worn underwear on a petrol pump is one thing, leaving them with food that ither people may buy is just disgusting
@jeanaprewitt96582 күн бұрын
I'm willing to get that after filming was done, she went back and got them. Think about that for a sec.
@marcpaulus62912 күн бұрын
@@jeanaprewitt9658 doesnt matter, she put her undys in a bread basket...
@megan58672 күн бұрын
In America it is a crime. It would be considered tampering with food. There was a person who filmed themselves licking ice cream, then putting it back. They got prison time, as tampering with peoples food is a federal crime handled by the FDA.
@adamolupin2 күн бұрын
@@marcpaulus6291 What @jeanaprewitt9658 is implying is, if that woman went back and got the underwear, how are people who buy the bread afterward going to know to call an employee to get rid of the bread? How are the employees going to know to decontaminate that bin? At least with the underwear in the bin, people are going to know and something's going to be done about it. I hope that she gets caught by the cops one day pulling a similar stunt.
@blankseventydrei2 күн бұрын
not sure if this is the same person who was leaving their underwear in spanish stores, but she was arrested. did not watch it to the end yet ( :-) that was her..
@bucketofsunshine6366Күн бұрын
Please don’t apologize for the ad rant. You speak for us all.
@StunningModelAaliyahAustin-b9b2 күн бұрын
Had a mate who went to dinner with his GF and two of her friends and when their dinner arrived the girls all stood up on their chairs and took photos of their food. My mate said he facepalmed and said FML. Not sure they are still together, haven't seen him in awhile.
@ArtekaiКүн бұрын
Begone bot
@user-ii1iy8fz1dКүн бұрын
He is doomed ❤😂
@The-AMP2 күн бұрын
So many narcissists, so many "knock some sense into" opportunities lost.
@561jeffkelly2 күн бұрын
Excellent Vlog, just came back from Dubai and there was a Blonde Influencer at the Hotel pool. Every Day she would be round the pool with her friends filming her pissing everyone off. Until they went to far and pissed off an Eastern European guy and his wife. He grabbed the phone and in the pool it went. Cheers broke out and she burst out with Lots of Fs, Ts and Cs. Her friends all dissolved back into their sun beds. The guy was about 6’5 and built like a brickshit house. Keep up the great work
@raraavis77822 күн бұрын
You would think, that there is a 'no filming' rule at the pool in any decent hotel, wouldn't you? Enforced by personal/security, so the guests don't have to get into brawls over it. As a guest, I would be as pissed at the hotel as at the influencer in question, in that kind of situation. It's their job to make sure, all guests behave in a way that doesn't bother the other guests.
@kray38832 күн бұрын
Almost all the phones are waterproof now anyway, tbh I bet that was the reaction she was hoping for, lots of drama for the camera.
@561jeffkelly2 күн бұрын
@@raraavis7782 I agree and the Hotel was a 5 star on the Palm. At 1st it was “ who does she think she is”. Lots of pool Attendees and sercurity. The city is full of influencers so you get used to them prancing about but this Day she pissed off the wrong guy. Sercurity came over and the last 4 days of our Holiday never seen her round the pool but she was still in the hotel.
@stevebennett98392 күн бұрын
A video of that guy getting pissed would get lots of views.
@seraphtcКүн бұрын
Brick shithouse, not brickshit house 😂 Ie, a brick built outhouse.
@KevinDuthie-l6w2 күн бұрын
Never has a generation documented themselves so much yet accomplished so little.
@billw12662 күн бұрын
Best comment. 👏👏
@Patrick425672 күн бұрын
@@billw1266 Agreed
@richbrown5852Күн бұрын
Talent? Errmm...paid? Yep
@js290Күн бұрын
"THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED"
@billw1266Күн бұрын
@@js290 “The revolution will be live.”
@thacrypt22310 сағат бұрын
That girl asking people for permission to film them was so polite and friendly. She made me smile and gave me hope for the youth.
@CiboriumКүн бұрын
I am Team People Walking Forward. That man laying down Truth. People Walking Backwards, especially on busy public sidewalks, are a menace to society.
@megan58672 күн бұрын
This was so wonderfully refreshing. I've also never been more proud of myself for not having TikTok on my phone. Also, I've been watching KZbin with my kids, and every time even a KZbinr promotes something, I've been pointing it out, so now even my 6-year-old can tell when something is just an ad. I've broken down how even videos are filmed with her, so she doesn't think this crap is real life. Have these conversations early on with your kids. Teach them to be critical of everything they come across online.
@PainFireFistКүн бұрын
That sounds like some good parenting 😊
@Skywalker21OКүн бұрын
if only all parents did the same... well we wouldnt have this problem then i guess haha!
@anthonysantucci4582Күн бұрын
Seventeen likes for probably the most relevant comment....There's your problem!
@mikehuish1671Күн бұрын
Need me a woman like this
@sbgbreakfastclubКүн бұрын
Up you go
@dtnbabcock18412 күн бұрын
The *absolutely* perfect thing…. During the rant about wallet ads,… KZbin jumped in with an ad…. about *WALLETS*! 😜👌 Way to go KZbin!
@abody499Күн бұрын
you still get ads?
@badbiker6662 күн бұрын
Ozzy Man influences me! I walked into work last week and said boldly, "Good morning you bloody bastards. Here's me face!" I got fired, of course.
@mononoke8132 күн бұрын
That’s because you forgot the “big, beautiful” part 🤓🤓
@KX362 күн бұрын
@@mononoke813 rookie mistake
@nikiTricoteuse10 сағат бұрын
They didn't deserve you. No sense of humour. 😊
@TheTrainGalКүн бұрын
After his rant cut to "technical difficulties" you tube took that opportunity to give me precisely the type of ad he is ranting about and the irony and proving the point is just so beautiful that I am reduced to rage and awe.
@aedvarkКүн бұрын
Mate, that little outburst around 7 minutes, sums up how i fell everyday
@davehallam38942 күн бұрын
The lady getting yeeted into the fountain was peak
@Kumihox94Күн бұрын
I was looking for this comment! That guy deserves a medal
@pedrorosado3622Күн бұрын
Yes he does! My favorite part of the whole video as well 😂
@sanjidparvez2 күн бұрын
"Influencing primarily driven by sadness. A deep incurable, unsolvable, bottomless melancholy"...the perfect definition 👊👊
@trudijacques84942 күн бұрын
As a woman from the UK I am ashamed of the bird who leaves her underwear all over the place. I think it's disgusting. Thanks for another great video 💜
@HieronymousCheese2 күн бұрын
Chloe Lopez. The Dailymail ran the story about a month ago.
@madhavoc12 күн бұрын
@@HieronymousCheese Who cares .. just a worhtless 403 .
@dannyarcher63702 күн бұрын
Isn't that pretty much half of the female population over there? I've been out on the streets of Birmingham during a bracing autumn evening.
@theone729Күн бұрын
Hey Ozzyman, you just influenced me to buy a wallet. Hopefully it does all the things you said it’ll do. Cheers mate. ( Mid size 🍺 )
@ShiZaruzoeКүн бұрын
@@HieronymousCheeseduly noted. 👹💅🏻 thanks!
@EdinMikeКүн бұрын
“Influencers” are honestly the worst thing that’s happened to the world in the last decade. And I’m including Covid and the economy crash…
@nathanielyoungman4454Күн бұрын
Covid was a psychological operation to test the population. Influencers are just the distractions and attention funnels
@bramderoeck4711Күн бұрын
Maybe the dumbest thing on the internet this year! Congrats!
@EdinMike21 сағат бұрын
@@bramderoeck4711 someone doesn’t understand “hyperbole” and that’s ok.
@melinakiszka1775Күн бұрын
The influencer voices, followed by the tantrum was the best!😅😂
@toasttst21272 күн бұрын
The only way to stop them is to ignore them. Also, that lady with... without the undies needs to be stopped. That bakery would have had to throw out everything in the case.
@makarabaduk17542 күн бұрын
Well, yeast *is* a part of the bread making process...
@jbuckley25462 күн бұрын
Be acceptable in fishmongers.
@thomashajicek27472 күн бұрын
That's why this is the absolute most I partake in "social media". I watch videos for the purpose of learning from competent sources and the occasional funny videos from decent people like Ozzyman. No Xitter. No FB. No insta-tok, or anything else.
@KX362 күн бұрын
🤣 The replies to this are the best comments here!
@michaelvandelden5632 күн бұрын
what? you dont like fish sandwiches? 🤣
@iainhughes81102 күн бұрын
THANK YOU!! Those of us old enough to remember Common Sense and intellect, are forever grateful to you for saying what we all think:- i.e. What is wrong with these braindead narcissists? And who cares about them and their pathetic existences? We certainly don't! God Bless You, Ozzy Man!👍
@choccolocco6 сағат бұрын
Or simply just manners….
@louislegrange35022 күн бұрын
The ad rant was the best 😁
@davidsmith899720 сағат бұрын
Dude at 2:58 is a LEGEND!!! Give him a pat on the back, a promotion, and a mid-strength beer!
@thebookofsand15 сағат бұрын
when you go to karaoke there are two types of people, the ones who don't take themselves that seriously and are looking to be entertaining, and those that secretly think they're the best singer who has ever existed and as soon as people hear them they'll fall on their knees in worship. the internet is like that, now. it sucks. it used to be almost all entertaining weirdos, but the ratio has shifted in favor of the attention addicts.
@CH-yp5by2 күн бұрын
That guy pushing the girl into the water was the best!
@moosedawg712 күн бұрын
Yes, he is a hero!
@edmis902 күн бұрын
He had no way of knowing what damage he'd do with that action. Broken phone? Money? Airline ticked to home? He was being reckless and menace to society in that moment - not something to admire in any way shape or form.
@Deathscythe912 күн бұрын
@@edmis90 simp
@xc43t2 күн бұрын
@@edmis90 menace to society is how this whole video could be called. We don´t have context for the guy pushing that woman into the water, but it still seems like fairly positive and necessary action.
@jackspinner47272 күн бұрын
Dude could be children around in public. Fathers have a breaking point and sometimes snap.
@joshacollins84Күн бұрын
I kind of love the lady being polite about her recording in the gym. What an angel 😇 P.s. the otter and the orca video Ozzyman did a while ago has become my safe place. I can always go to it for a smile even when I want to scream. You all shoukd check it out.
@piccalillipit92112 күн бұрын
*I FEEL PHYSICALLY SICK* after watching this - and I'm only at 11 minutes. NGL - that depressed the sh!t out of me
@johngoosen19622 күн бұрын
Im at 5 mins and my jaw is starting to drop at this shite
@ChairmanAntelope2 күн бұрын
11 minutes in and a sicky sick 11 minutes in and a sicky sick
@piccalillipit92112 күн бұрын
@@johngoosen1962 Honestly - its an hour later, ive walked my dog - im still depressed LOL
@honestg2 күн бұрын
I'm also depressed and knowing you're depressed with this 💩makes me slightly less depressed. These people are nuts!
@piccalillipit92112 күн бұрын
@@honestg You don't think the world is this bad until an Ozzy man corrects you
@Gringo_Lingo2 күн бұрын
Ozzyman is the only “influencer” I need.
@PsychoThirteen2 күн бұрын
The wallet tirade and the apology that followed damn near killed me! 🤣🤣🤣
@stakman7817 сағат бұрын
If aliens land bro,, they will think phones have pet human's.
@ihaveinsomnia115 сағат бұрын
😂😂
Күн бұрын
Wasn't ready for this level of societal introspection. Well done, sir.
@Alfahippie2 күн бұрын
The guy who pushed her in the pool is a legend👍👍👍
@zumamaya23962 күн бұрын
The way things are going he'll end up in jail under hate speech laws 😂😂
@nshea32862 күн бұрын
He should be arrested for assault
@andrewhicks9822 күн бұрын
@@nshea3286 she should be arrested for disorderly conduct and public nuisance but nope
@benconway90102 күн бұрын
@@nshea3286no he shouldn’t you should be arrested for speaking
@wolfen86222 күн бұрын
@@nshea3286arrested? Give that man a medal, fkn legend right there
@04Redeemed2 күн бұрын
Never wished for that asteroid as much as I have after watching this video.
@cafecybernz2 күн бұрын
"We are the asteroid" is a T-shirt slogan that we are promoting on r/collapse at the moment.
@peaty322 күн бұрын
After watching those girls... Mid strength beer and a panadol Mid strength beer and a panadol
@trdennis2 күн бұрын
Thanks, this will be stuck in my head for the rest of the month!
@BelowAverageRacing2 күн бұрын
I'll just get piss drunk and take the panadol tomorrow morning 😂 Maybe I'll go viral while hugging a lamppost upside down and be a millionaire by monday by today's influencer standards.
@thalinororcbreaker2840Күн бұрын
🍻
@brianshava4689Күн бұрын
Full strength, surely? 😅
@choccolocco6 сағат бұрын
Nah, white claw….
@Pat.Mustard19 сағат бұрын
1980: “I ran into a door” 2024: “he asked me to catch his fist for a tik tok and I didn’t catch it”
@GeoRedtickКүн бұрын
LOVED your influencer voice. You seemed to get a little carried away at the end though, a little angry even. You know what I think would help you chill out some and be a little happier?… if you got yourself a wallet. There are lots of useful things you can do with a wallet, it would make your life easier and happier. I have the best possible wallet that I could sell you.
@derek.....2 күн бұрын
these people are more like influenza than an influencers!
@L.D.IntheditchКүн бұрын
I refer to them as Effluenters it's much more apt.
@dazedexpression80392 күн бұрын
Can't sleep at 4 AM in the US. Isn't there anything to do?? Here ya go "ya big bloody beautiful bastard". Thanks Ozzy Man
@mikemotorsportКүн бұрын
Love the ongoing dig of holding the DJI microphones like they are real microphone. 2 of them as well and on his mug. Love this 😂
@Handlethetruth666Күн бұрын
That man deserves a medal for that shove 😂
@MichaelHoffman-e9m2 күн бұрын
I love the timing that right at the end of the rant about of ads, it breaks for an ad and then a welcome back.
@AceMoonshot2 күн бұрын
The 'welcome back' was a great punchline to that bit
@Charlie_Sixx2 күн бұрын
It’s literally the movie Idiocracy
@marcotrosi2 күн бұрын
as many stated before me - the movie is a documentary now
@TheTfrules2 күн бұрын
People have no idea what ‘literally’ means any more…
@recognize2182 күн бұрын
@@TheTfruleswhat? He's using it right bud. Think before you speak. We are living what the movie is all about hence (for this reason) they used literally. We are literally living in the movie Idiocracy.
@KX362 күн бұрын
@@recognize218 You're literally in the movie? which scene? I don't see your name in the credits.
@jasonfullerton77632 күн бұрын
Idiocracy was a warning, not a comedy.
@aaron58932 күн бұрын
That man who pushed her in the water is Batman in the flesh
@peterlarkin7622 күн бұрын
She got influ-rinsed.
@mynameisfoxxy61102 күн бұрын
I'm actually batman but he can be as well because he has my respect
@mauiskaterКүн бұрын
This literally contributed toward me cutting ties with my sister at age 57 just a couple of weeks ago. It’s terrifying actually. Filming literally everything and making me part of it.
@Zerobob262 күн бұрын
What astounds me is the sheer unwavering levels of self-importance and blind confidence of these people. Have they ever been told "no", or ever experienced loss, or ever experienced the real world? I suspect not.
@kinasc15752 күн бұрын
Or ever got a🥊in the face!
@MichaelG4852 күн бұрын
That 2nd to last one with the "angry wife" is definitely satire. The guy is an actor. He's in a bunch of security awareness training videos that we had to watch at work.
@scottdd2Күн бұрын
I knew I recognised him, thanks for the confirmation.
@YourHandleHere84Күн бұрын
I thought he looked familiar!!! Literally just watched one at work this week. It’s “Doug”!
@MichaelG485Күн бұрын
@@YourHandleHere84 Yeah, fucking Doug, single-handedly destroying his company every day...
@Billkwando13 сағат бұрын
Maybe he needed to get back to his job, shooting security awareness training videos. 😜
@jasonlawrence62092 күн бұрын
Absolutely love the add blow up. I feel your pain/rage. Love the videos as well. Thanks for adding laughter to my days.
@camiloandresromeromendez58916 сағат бұрын
In a world lost in the hypnotic lie of social media, you my friend are a light beam of hope !
@fabiocerpelloni10 сағат бұрын
Proud to say you're the only "influencer" I follow. Only intelligent, creative content. No bullshit.👊
@Ar1AnX1x2 күн бұрын
"can you not move backwards while people are moving forward?" -Socrates 2024
@Mobay182 күн бұрын
IShowSpeed needs to get cancelled faster than anything else for screaming at that baby! That whole thing was disrespectful!
@EskiltheWanderer10 сағат бұрын
"If we're . . . we might as well . . .", said by so many people doing the wrong things whilst thinking they're incapable of being the bad guy.
@veronicadoggone566014 сағат бұрын
I'm so glad for the double mic on the coffee cup. That "dink, slooshy" sound was perfection at the end of cup slamming rant 😂
@tiffanymarie97502 күн бұрын
Who's just got "leave your underwear everywhere" money?
@KX362 күн бұрын
I know right! A good pair of undies can last 20 years not 20 minutes! 😉
@w202c43uk2 күн бұрын
What the F**k has the western world come to
@takoshihitsamaru46752 күн бұрын
It's starting to legitimately anger me that these people exist at all.
@Nizzon.2 күн бұрын
TikToked by China. Well played.
@ChrisM5412 күн бұрын
Not just the western world - you did see that Asian 'influencer factory'?
@w202c43uk2 күн бұрын
@ChrisM541 I tend not to watch anything other than a few youtube channels. As this world is going crazier by the day.
@ChrisM5412 күн бұрын
@@w202c43uk Ozzy Man featured it in this video!
@GodBlessedAmerica2 күн бұрын
The internet created a more narcissistic society.
@TheJubess2 күн бұрын
I like your comment, but would like to offer a revision. I think the internet merely revealed the narcissistic nature of society. It was always there.
@walltertje2 күн бұрын
Social media does, not the internet
@Ar1AnX1x2 күн бұрын
Narcissism is a terrible drug for people who aren't talented nor entertaining
@wildwoodandonyx2 күн бұрын
Oh, it was always narcissistic. The cameras have just now captured it.
@Vamsee_K2 күн бұрын
All new technologies have a good and a bad side - personally I think the good outweighs the bad in this case. All the knowledge in the world at your fingertips. Who would've imagined that before the internet.
@kylek292 күн бұрын
Back in my day going viral meant you needed to go to the doctor's, get a script, and call a few former acquittances.
@JesseArt14 сағат бұрын
I had one of those ads play precisely when he slammed down his cup. Perfect timing.
@RGMerkel2 күн бұрын
That guy at the end needs to run and run away now from her and her friends! He's miserable
@davewalkden72482 күн бұрын
English bloke with a house in Spain here, mate. Spanish coppers all carry guns. A fact that the bird leaving her skiddies in the bread section really needs to become acquainted with.
@pobzy40762 күн бұрын
I had to pause to leave a comment on that polite girl in the gym who gets permission before posting people online without consent. She was genuinely so refreshing and made me smile so much after watching those interactions. Hope she succeeds in everything she does!
@markwatkins449217 сағат бұрын
Are you mad?
@choccolocco6 сағат бұрын
Yep, I agree.
@smirkingrevenge6Күн бұрын
That rant about the Influencer voice... So bloody true. And even more relatable when the ads for me right now are for a bloody wallet 😅😂🤦
@sandisiwentshoko66802 күн бұрын
This world has officially gone to hell. Even Ozzyman is angry now!😭🤣
@lornaginetteharrison71682 күн бұрын
"We are desperate." So influencers are actually self aware. I wasn’t expecting that. 🤔
2 күн бұрын
Kind of. Probably the self level of self awareness as a jelly fish.
@gerardroll64682 күн бұрын
Once we hear those immortal words… “How’s it going ya big bloody beautiful bastards, here’s me face!!”.. We just KNOW we’re in for one hell of an hilarious ride 👉😂👍
@jimsvideos72012 күн бұрын
"I'm home early from work for this??" 🚩🚩🚩
@wyldhowl2821Күн бұрын
A red flag so big you'd think it was at a mayday parade in the USSR.
@paulEmotionalaudio2 күн бұрын
Outdoor Mug and a Cheeky Link. Outdoor Mug and a Cheeky Link. Outdoor Mug and a Cheeky Link. It’s a banger!
@Umski2 күн бұрын
Remix needed 🤣
@-_Nuke_-2 күн бұрын
Filming inside a gym should be ILLEGAL. (Unless your life is being threatened or whatever...) Change my mind.
@derronellies48122 күн бұрын
Nah, we generally concur.
@quanquedКүн бұрын
Just like you rent out a facility for a movie, you arrange a time with the owner to rent the space outside normal business hours to film. Now that I think about it, gym owners can create "influencer" spaces that get rented out for a premium so cameras are kept away from the people who want to use the gym to actually work out.
@Charlie_Sixx2 күн бұрын
You caught me way the fuck off guard with the talk tuah podcast, i literally spit out me beer
@sinappanisКүн бұрын
The guy pushing the girl into the fountain was amazing.
@FoEKringle5 сағат бұрын
Oz man is brilliant Influencing about influencers influencing
@Bang-KaDroen-Kunti2 күн бұрын
These modern influencers will not exist without the internet.
@britishmick2 күн бұрын
What Ozzie said…. All of it!. RIP planet earth
@practicalplinking61332 күн бұрын
I came fer the laughs but, that one twerkin in the shallows burnt my eyes. Ain't enough chlorine ta clean it !!
@darrenlivyКүн бұрын
Damn, I was so wanting an Ozzy Man wallet for a while, he nearly had me there.
@erikadogmomanddocКүн бұрын
all the likes on this video are 100% for that sweet gym influencer who was asking everyone's permission for her to film while they're in the frame. made me sooo happy to see. everyone else sucks.
@HiltonMuller2 күн бұрын
Fuck, I watched that whole video to see if the "Dutch"video was actually Afrikaans from South Africa because it looks like somewhere I know... And the guy who pushed the girl into the fountain is my new hero!!!
@maartendendaas2 күн бұрын
Nah it's definitely Holland mate
@hlsm892 күн бұрын
@@maartendendaas Its actually Denmark, but we get mixed up all the time..
@maartendendaas2 күн бұрын
@@hlsm89 nah man
@hlsm892 күн бұрын
@@maartendendaas Google “Den grønne genbrugshal”. Its Christiania in Denmark., a freetown. And our english accents sounds like Dutch