Imagine coming home and realizing your trash can just decided to go on an adventure without you.
@marcherwitch98113 жыл бұрын
ok but also... imagine getting a note from your trash company apologising for trashing your trash can...
@LindaC6163 жыл бұрын
Blaming your neighbors for stealing the bin, side-eyeing them at the barbecues for the next 6 months....
@kevinvorster97773 жыл бұрын
It just goes to show that robots can never completely replace a human
@marcherwitch98113 жыл бұрын
@@kevinvorster9777 ok now i feel guilty for mentally castigating the driver for being shit with the controls...
@stefanmuntean52893 жыл бұрын
@@marcherwitch9811 exactly, no artificial intelligence involved.....or regular intelligence if we are picky
@grejen7113 жыл бұрын
The bottom fell off that beer glass b/c of a mistake the bartender made. Pulled the glass out of the washer and it was still warm when he poured cold beer in it. The bottom is thick and retains the heat but the sides of the glass cool quickly creating a temperature stress right around the bottom. Sometimes it lets go as soon as you lift the glass, sometimes it hangs on until it gets a little bump. I've done this with Iced tea.
@SteelyBud3 жыл бұрын
You learn something new every day!
@girvanmandal68893 жыл бұрын
Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?
@shauryabanerjee82063 жыл бұрын
Yeah. My 8th grade Physics lessons on thermal expansion from way back in 2012.
@Themilesrock3 жыл бұрын
Yeah i see i an awful lot in the pub i work at oddly just with the coke glasses
@k-leb46713 жыл бұрын
Will it be fine if you just let it sit on the counter long enough to completely cool?
@9thbigfoot3 жыл бұрын
I like how the dumpster at the end just drove off like „Job done“.
@Daniel-rd6st3 жыл бұрын
Well he DID collect the trash...
@lpsmash3 жыл бұрын
Makes a hell of a good anecdote for the rest of your life
@TylerBaraby3 жыл бұрын
He probably marked down the address for "needs new trash can plz" for his bosses.
@theozlander46293 жыл бұрын
I don't know if that WAS an honest mistake - he was driving off before he even attempted to place it back down 🤣
@andrewmurphy53103 жыл бұрын
They can't exactly just jump in and fish it out.
@warrenpeace83043 жыл бұрын
"Oh honest mistake.. Not according to the monkey" I died😂
@tonyg51323 жыл бұрын
I think that was the best part lol
@jeygee37363 жыл бұрын
Monkey: now you will pay with your life
@tomben61802 жыл бұрын
Fucking cracked me up, the sped up “not according to the monkey” 😂
@trevorelvis13552 жыл бұрын
that monkey looked really really angry
@Nikko1372 жыл бұрын
Have you ever wondered why did you get the name you've been gave? Looks like a title for a book
@deborahcornell1713 жыл бұрын
Poor monkey thought the human had deliberately taunted, teased & tricked him with the potato. Boy howdy, was he pissed off!
@youtubeSuckssNow3 жыл бұрын
Benj did not mean to drop it. Its in Storrors India videos when they are jumping with monkeys.
@darren82693 жыл бұрын
Boy howdy! Ha ha. Best part of the vid for me, and your comment is the best as well. Cheers.
@mikal62173 жыл бұрын
listen y'all. I watched that video closely and my investigation led to believe that indeed the Human has dropped the potato on purpose. You can see that the grasp is finnicky at best. Upon the monkey reaching out, the Human's hand opens, as if it was meant for the round potato to roll. Bottom line, the Monkey was absolutely, legitimately right to get pissed, coz he was being taken for a fool for views on Ozzy Man Reviews.
@deborahcornell1713 жыл бұрын
@@Littletime839 Me too!!💙
@deborahcornell1713 жыл бұрын
@@darren8269 Thanks! Cheers to you too!💙
@Alex_Eder3 жыл бұрын
Let's be real here Roger knew exactly what he was doing
@Propulus3 жыл бұрын
Dude can pin point a ball to the right or left ball if he wants to.
@kennykunie66603 жыл бұрын
Ball to balls pin point accuracy 100%
@slartybartfast42133 жыл бұрын
Was it Roger Federer or Jimmy Carr or a young Richard Nixon?...
@Bibibosh3 жыл бұрын
Which roger are we talking about? The first one or the last one?
@Bibibosh3 жыл бұрын
I cant click on the "read more"
@luster54973 жыл бұрын
1:48 A ski-bus with a ski coming out the window is actually an improvement.
@siddhantagrawal16343 жыл бұрын
The only honest mistake I did was that I didn't subscribe to Ozzy Man Reviews earlier.....like 5 years before 😂😆
@DomoKuchikan3 жыл бұрын
Same here...Fixing it now XD
@whateverppl12293 жыл бұрын
I don't know what I was doing yesterday. so like, how the hell do you remember 5 years ago.
@jastark221813 жыл бұрын
You need to take the walk of shame! 😉😆😆
@perlundgren77973 жыл бұрын
Obviously not an honest mistake. I see no shame, remorse and embarrasment.
@HighDefinitionVideo3 жыл бұрын
Oh man same here! Have been catching up laughing hard every time! "Here's ma face" LOL "You beautiful bastards"... just kills me every time! Thank you for the laughs Ozzy man! Really great content. Makes my day!
@joelheath2746 Жыл бұрын
This channel has been a huge help in my worst my moments with depression. You’re a fair dinkum king, my dude.
@mandiemoore3272 Жыл бұрын
You ever just need a quick smile put on a red shirt some khaki pants go into Target and when people start asking you where things are act totally confuse like you have no idea that you're dressed like a Target worker it's hilarious
@msvonnegutpunch538411 ай бұрын
Digital fistbump my friend
@yellowblob4056 ай бұрын
Hope you are doing well dude
@trdrollin3 жыл бұрын
That bus driver was like "Who throws a ski?! Honestly!"
@siciloliveri3 жыл бұрын
Didier Cuche does! He is a very famous Swiss ski racer. He won several cristal globes and gold medals at world championships. He always flip his ski at the end of a good race!
@thejoker1143 жыл бұрын
also, not real
@krystofdayne3 жыл бұрын
Damn that is an old reference 😂 "You fight like a woman!"
@gbelanger1393 жыл бұрын
I think that was a set up for an ad
@mikepilkington21563 жыл бұрын
@@thejoker114 Ikr i was watching it i had to pause and go back. Angles way off lmao unless he can boomerang
@juraiwolkov64842 жыл бұрын
1:14 is actually an advertisement for a cocolate drink. The "actor" is Didier Cuche, a former Swiss downhill ski racer (and a legend) ! He often did the ski flip as a celebration when he had won a race. Greets from Switzerland!
@ulalaFrugilega5 ай бұрын
Surprisingly forceful!
@tahayasseri1393 жыл бұрын
The lady shopkeeper owes her nose to Covid! Imagine what would happen without that shield.
@drunkpaulocosta3 жыл бұрын
She almost became a coke head... terrible drug
@rezlems28273 жыл бұрын
@@drunkpaulocosta i don't want to like this... but I do
@rustythecrown93173 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid those big bottles were glass... many a peep was shredded when one of those bombs would go off. That's why they ARE plastic bottles today.
@entropybentwhistle3 жыл бұрын
Backhanded blessings.
@avidadolares3 жыл бұрын
Right. All those Covid deaths well worth saving her nose.
@sam-lv1mo3 жыл бұрын
"Not according to the monkey" will forever cheer me up
@Rmomar3 жыл бұрын
First clip has all the rights to feature in "Escaped death by an Inch by a fuckoff coke bottle"!!
@yukfaing77523 жыл бұрын
Destination almost-fucked
@mattw79493 жыл бұрын
...and thus started the friendship of the plexiglass and the big, fuck-off soda bottle.
@theluftwaffle13 жыл бұрын
Gotta give it to the guy standing at the check out. He has some pretty smooth reflexes. I know that I’d probably would have gotten domed.
@luciovaldez58353 жыл бұрын
@@theluftwaffle1 same I would've been domed in the back of my head but my question is if he never dodged it and the was glass was never there, would that be double kill???
@jeygee37363 жыл бұрын
69 Americans die every year from coke bottles
@SidHC953 жыл бұрын
The skiing-accident was actually an advertisement - but I can't remember for which brand. The guy who did the "honest mistake" was the Swiss skiing-legend Didier Cuche who "destroyed" the bus of the Austrian team. Just a funny sketch about the rivalry between those two skiing-nations.
@Cyril82042 жыл бұрын
The Brand is Head
@Basin793 жыл бұрын
You've got to admire the "all in-ness" of the VR bloke. No half measures. Just a full on I'm putting it all on the line here a come dive. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@CursedWheelieBin3 жыл бұрын
Clearly not his TV and he knew he was being filmed. 5 seconds of infamy
@betawolfhd3 жыл бұрын
Rich people shenanigans
@UncleeDaddyy3 жыл бұрын
even if there was no TV to crash into he wouldve eaten the carpet !! what a trooper
@TheRealBot0013 жыл бұрын
It's a known fake video, tv breaking isn't real its effects.
@betawolfhd3 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealBot001 I'ma set it straight in any context, because there're enough dumbasses in the world believe that shit.
@mr.a83152 жыл бұрын
1:47 "Chuck another honest mistake on the barbie, I reckon." 😆 ❤️ Love from Scotland and subbed. 👍
@markanthonyabot18593 жыл бұрын
1:05 that glass was just like me after finally sitting on the toilet after holding the diarrhea in for so long
@simonseal38363 жыл бұрын
When you're holding back the flooding of the nile.
@TsarOrthodoxBro_II3 жыл бұрын
🤤yum!!!
@markanthonyabot18593 жыл бұрын
@@simonseal3836 exactly
@kjharris82323 жыл бұрын
Aah! Gastro dog flashbacks...
@Terribads3 жыл бұрын
@@simonseal3836 Sliding into first and your pants are about to burst
@hamishfox2 жыл бұрын
"mistook a monk for being an easy target" I laughed way way to hard at that.
@ithinkmycatsdead3 жыл бұрын
didn't even see the beer drop the first time, as my attention was quickly shifted by that damn paper mask
@davestewart52243 жыл бұрын
When he flattens the guys car….”I can fix it!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂
@Yora213 жыл бұрын
"That'll buff out."
@jwrockets3 жыл бұрын
"My dad is a TV repair man. He has this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it." - Jeff Spicoli
@davidhart11183 жыл бұрын
A 24 piece hammer set will do the job 🔨
@bushweednever3 жыл бұрын
he should put it in rice
@DeMurker3 жыл бұрын
Bit of carnuba wax and it'll be as new
@davidosborn65163 жыл бұрын
“He had two options after this,fight or flight,and he chose the third which is FREEZE🤣🤣🤣
@Daniel-rd6st3 жыл бұрын
Freeze is a valid option. You just have to master the art of standing so still, that you become invisible :D
@ForeverAlone33 жыл бұрын
@@Daniel-rd6st Hi Drax
@Palerax3 жыл бұрын
Guy who's glass of beer broke, "Hello darkness my old friend..."
@araisikewai3 жыл бұрын
I know that reference.
@leemccurtayne94893 жыл бұрын
Giving your gonads a swim is always invigorating, even if drinking would have been more appreciated. Imagine telling the bouncer that you don’t have an incontinence problem.
@CursedWheelieBin3 жыл бұрын
In Scotland people cheer whenever a glass breaks. I don’t know why. I think it’s cos they assume it’s the sign of a fight starting.
@TicTac23 жыл бұрын
was it a prank glass? Or just one with major structural issues
@1Thunderfire2 жыл бұрын
@@CursedWheelieBin They do that all over the UK. No clue why.
@scottdixon25053 жыл бұрын
When that VR dude dived into the tv, how in the ever living fuck do you talk your way out of that? Lmao
@GerLeahy3 жыл бұрын
Money talks, that's all the talking he'll do.
@bigredc2223 жыл бұрын
I bet a shit ton of shit has been broke by people wearing VR goggles.
@5CaribouLou3 жыл бұрын
@@bigredc222 Reminds me of when the Nintendo Wii was new and people were accidentally throwing the controllers at their TVs
@CursedWheelieBin3 жыл бұрын
@@5CaribouLou I remember that. The Wii controller at least made sense because it could slip outta your grip. That’s an honest mistake, until you realise there’s a wrist strap. This guy knew he was being filmed, and knew where the tv was, and saw an opportunity to make it look like a funny accident that he could endlessly retell the story of and share the video around. Every night out has that one person in the group who always tries to force the “wacky crazy thing” in the hopes that it’ll make a funny story later on. I think that was his motivation
@5CaribouLou3 жыл бұрын
@@CursedWheelieBin Totally agree. I was more just replying to the above comment but yeah I think you're 100% right. In the case of the guy from the video you hit the nail on the head.
@mtorngren153 жыл бұрын
"I know I'm standing in a living room, but...."
@Hakkar3 жыл бұрын
... since I have so few active braincells, cowabunga!
@evilspoons3 жыл бұрын
The disconnect between the real world and the simulated world VR can create is wild. I was playing Half-Life: Alyx and "leaned around a doorway" in the game, whacking my head straight into a wall. Fortunately the expensive headset survived... my head is just as screwed up as it was before 😆
@Ride_XP Жыл бұрын
“There goes your 1998 Suzuki Jimny” is an oddly hilarious phrase
@riccardofemiano98053 жыл бұрын
The one with the skier is actually an advert with the retired Swiss ski star Didier Cuche
@exessex35223 жыл бұрын
Thought it must be faked. Otherwise his behaviour is totally irresponsible and dangerous.
@johan.ohgren3 жыл бұрын
@@exessex3522 because people are not like that, right?😁
@Toahmisae3 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say, surely that's fake
@ericmackintosh59333 жыл бұрын
@@exessex3522 three things give this video away as fake for me. The trajectory of the ski isn’t traveling at the correct angle or speed to go through the window, the camera operator does a smooth pan to the bus (unlike a camera operator who bobbles the shot because they’ve just witnessed something they didn’t expect), and the bad acting. Cool concept, not great execution.
@nickmaclachlan51783 жыл бұрын
@@ericmackintosh5933 not to mention the poor sound effect of the window breaking, the unrealistic reaction from the driver and who the Fuck Parks a Bus right on the Piste next to the lift station??????
@huba27303 жыл бұрын
nice little fact for the skier video: the busdriver wasnt just upset, he told the guy in a hilarious austrian accent, that "the bus is now totally wrecked"
@jeremywyeth71633 жыл бұрын
They knocked the silo onto the junker car on purpose. My uncle did the same thing with his junker car when he had to knock a silo over on our farm when I was a kid, it was pretty sweet!
@justagent58443 жыл бұрын
the ski video is fake, and the guy dropped the potato on purpose
@douchenozzlemcgee61113 жыл бұрын
@@justagent5844 wut da f u q
@blahblah80373 жыл бұрын
@@douchenozzlemcgee6111 all random animal videos are fake
@jasonjacoby3 жыл бұрын
Well heck, all the times I've had to knock over silos and simultaneously had junk boxes laying around unfolded... 😅
@atrealwilliampoole58533 жыл бұрын
Ozzy man. Not the hero we asked for, but the hero we needed.
@dadinkle3 жыл бұрын
Thanks mate, been a hell of a rough night for me(Texas). I needed a good laugh, I genuinely appreciate it.
@Zer0cul03 жыл бұрын
Gotta love that VR can be so convincing that people will do a nose dive into a tv.
@bleedingfly3 жыл бұрын
The 'dislikes' are definitely 'honest mistakes'.
@MW2isthebest1233 жыл бұрын
I believe you mean ‘dishonest mistakes’
@EatMyShortsAU3 жыл бұрын
No just 220 Australians. Everything is upside down here..
@snarkamedes3 жыл бұрын
Nah, deliberate. There's enough haters of monke, garbage men, alpine tour-bus drivers, and fans of cheap blue Suzukis out there for mashing that Dislike button.
@CursedWheelieBin3 жыл бұрын
I think they’re just unhappy that these aren’t honest mistakes so they feel lied to. An honest mistake is something unavoidable and inevitable. Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing more. Most of these “mistakes” are down to incompetence and could have been avoided like the silo crashing onto that wee car, the giraffe lifting the wee boy, the muppet with the skis, and the guy deliberately ploughing head first into his friend’s tv because he knows he’s on camera and thinks it’ll look like a funny accident.
@k-leb46713 жыл бұрын
@@CursedWheelieBin What douchebag of a friend deliberately breaks their friend's TV?
@nautifella3 жыл бұрын
When that happens here, the city automatically delivers a new one. By _automatically_ I mean after two or three weeks of of begging the idiot that answers the phone in the trash collection office.
@planetdisco48213 жыл бұрын
Yeah and then they tell you you just have to log online and order one on the council website. While your talking to someone on the phone that's actually sitting in the council office!
@fuzzyheadedfreak3 жыл бұрын
We must pay for ours...
@jerryamescua3 жыл бұрын
Hopefully Federer can forgive that guy for getting his balls in the way of his ball.
@PepTalkTillYouDrop3 жыл бұрын
Nothing better than a blow to the balls.
@JustaDislikeButton3 жыл бұрын
@@PepTalkTillYouDrop wut? 😰
@kk74203 жыл бұрын
@@JustaDislikeButton must be a girl
@gonun693 жыл бұрын
That video with the ski isn't an honest mistake, it's a promotional video with swiss ski racer Didier Cuche. He was known for doing such a ski flip after his races, although he normally caught the ski in his hand :D
@yayweredoomed Жыл бұрын
Haha I thought that looked like Cuche…
@simonmat6905 Жыл бұрын
The funniest part about this is what the bus driver is saying „Der ganze Bus is hin“ „Thw whole bus is broken“ that is so funny to me.
@lostlithium46873 жыл бұрын
"Grand Slam in the Willie" , Ozzy Man is getting wilder day by day.
@dc24720093 жыл бұрын
Sympathy pains in his service box...🤣
@J4M3ST1T33 жыл бұрын
It's not often you hear someone say "willy" nowadays 🤣
@willpower893 жыл бұрын
2:45 monkey potato clip is from Storror's parkour trip to India. Great series on KZbin - check it out
@tonttu79793 жыл бұрын
Storror armyy
@enderethan1443 жыл бұрын
I never knew strong a giraffe could be just seeing it pick a child up with it’s mouth was both Amazing and terrifying.
@kidstuff445553 жыл бұрын
The strength of the leaves was the real surprise
@tonyg51323 жыл бұрын
Are you serious? It's a massive animal
@Silverfirefly13 жыл бұрын
Their necks are built to be upright at rest and to use energy to drop it down, like a massive elastic structure along the back of the neck. When they were pulling the boy they were relaxing their muscles and he was lifted by the natural tension in the elastic. It only costs energy once the boys weight is held by the animal's legs.
@dannass53 жыл бұрын
Really? You never could've guessed considering it's as tall as a building?
@chaosapiant2 жыл бұрын
That kid probably weighs less than 50 lbs, that's not that strong compared to the animal doing the lifting.
@PossumGaming_3 жыл бұрын
I closed my eyes in pain after that bloke jumped on the 2 meter TV (facepalm)
@epicfail31673 жыл бұрын
I don't get why some people in VR setups feel like jumping They know they are still in a small room
@allasar3 жыл бұрын
Some brains stop evolving after 7 months, when object permanence kicks in.
@gabrielkelly26313 жыл бұрын
Honestly I forgot It was my first time and th game I was playing was pretty imersive
@macklinillustration3 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielkelly2631 did you brake anything though?
@THETRIVIALTHINGS3 жыл бұрын
@@macklinillustration *break.
@vasilije943 жыл бұрын
Because VR can trick your brain? I mean come on dude, for people that try it for the first time it can be disorienting. Edit: Yea i know all of you are VR pros and dont have small brains like rest of the plebs. I got it fams. You are superior to everyone. Like Jesus some people here... "hOw CaN yOu FoRgEt yOu ArE iN vR".....
@michaelkeller50083 жыл бұрын
that tennis-guy is like "new balls, please!"
@petertr20003 жыл бұрын
hahahahahahaa
@pot83 жыл бұрын
As someone who plays vr, that clip has almost happened to me
@TheDingusKhan3 жыл бұрын
As someone who plays vr... I've tried to open the fridge with my middle finger thinking i had to use the controller and wondered why it didn't open
@squallloire3 жыл бұрын
I've done *similar*, in that I've tried to lean or place something on a wall or table that wasn't actually there. Full-on head-first diving like that, though? Hard to believe if I'm honest. Especially for what looks to be Richie's Plank Experience or something very similar to it.
@gracelord64763 жыл бұрын
Yeah I’ve punched my wardrobe door while playing RV swordsman, thank god the ps move controllers have a rubber thing on top.
@michaelrogers73863 жыл бұрын
Played VR real stoned and drunk for like 40 minutes started to think my hands weren't even my real hands. But yeah nah never broke a tv
@StealthyyyHD3 жыл бұрын
I once played vr and ended up jumping off tge balcony
@simonmouton64873 жыл бұрын
The swearing and the commentary - has me in tears!! This is comedy at its best!!!
@lorenzmaghirang8163 жыл бұрын
Suddenly the boss theme cue's in after the bloke dropped the potato
@ravensvale11753 жыл бұрын
Dont forget the health bar slowly coming into focus.
@TheManOnTheStreetOMG3 жыл бұрын
invaded by dark spirit monkey.
@KombuchaBuzzed3 жыл бұрын
Some people forget the “virtual” part of VR.
@vishavkishore3 жыл бұрын
I thought the guy jumping committed suicide in VR
@stefanmuntean52893 жыл бұрын
Attempted in rl as well on the looks of things😅
@entropybentwhistle3 жыл бұрын
Hari-4K
@haeltacforce3 жыл бұрын
If that were my wallcovering flatscreen tv it wouldn't have just been in vr tho.
@eds19423 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it crashed. They’re on the phone with technical support to fix the bug.
@Sodchucker3 жыл бұрын
@@entropybentwhistle Underrated comment.
@patrickcharles71903 жыл бұрын
Well, technically, the can was trash when the driver got done with it. In you go.
@funnybones59263 жыл бұрын
My parents want to donate my birth clip for this compilation.
@sdrape49643 жыл бұрын
So your parents have been telling you that you were an honest mistake? Mine always leave out the "honest" part... 😂😂😂
@Dieterbe3 жыл бұрын
Oof
@johngalloway51043 жыл бұрын
Surely it should be the conception video?
@sdrape49643 жыл бұрын
@@johngalloway5104 No, it shouldn't. And don't call me Shirley. 😂
@nomad23052 жыл бұрын
Oof
@merleh35613 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I was really down and you managed to make me smile, I greatly appreciate it :)
@rossluke81543 жыл бұрын
The mistake with the monkey is from storror
@nicolasfresard91033 жыл бұрын
The skier is acutally Didier Cuche, who tried his world famous flippy flip ski trick
@lionofzion813 жыл бұрын
And it was a commercial
@hemanthsai45843 жыл бұрын
Ozzy .... can't wait to see your take on the T Rex found in Australia 😂😂
@PauluzP3 жыл бұрын
Except it wasnt a Trex ....was a whole new undiscovered species
@johnkrimmel15333 жыл бұрын
@@PauluzP it's a titanosaur, nicknamed for cooper creek.
@1jotun1363 жыл бұрын
The Shaolin monk thing was hilarious. They train and train and train. I wouldn't want to get hit by one of the kids, let alone an adult.
@sanjanasinha96703 жыл бұрын
"Grand slam into the willy". I am dead 😂😂😂
@CloudHikers3 жыл бұрын
I wonder he didn't say "right into the baby maker!! "
@davidhart11183 жыл бұрын
Or the family jewels
@babuksr75253 жыл бұрын
Sympathy pains in service box..😁😂😅
@17cmmittlererminenwerfer813 жыл бұрын
Timbo's near-death boating nightmare remains the best of all time.
@kim7seven9643 жыл бұрын
Ah Timbo, the flat faced fool!
@ben75503 жыл бұрын
I feel that Timbo and the gang should have people following them with cameras 24/7 just so Ozzy Man can commentate a series, bit like friends but more like wankers.
@theshadylady19823 жыл бұрын
That glass bottom falling out use to happen all the time where I use to work if the glasses were warm and we put something cold inside. We had to switch our glasses it was so common. Other glasses will crack randomly from the same thing... but these bottoms would just drop off... always in the same spot... never any warning. On a side note...I got cut off at a bar once when that happened. Well... maybe it wasn't quite like that. 🤦🏼♀️ lol.
@Duane_Grabert3 жыл бұрын
So warm glasses and cold beer don't mix. Good to know.
@dilligafmofo59213 жыл бұрын
Well played. I was upset at the let's come back to the VR. You distracted me with a ski in a bus and then pleasently surprised me with a conclusion to the VR. Editing masterpiece Ozzy
@PrinjuVaidyan3 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for that LOGAN VS FLOYD commentary
@mattdickie46963 жыл бұрын
@@TheWatchernator we're talking about the boxing match here. Ozzyman has way too class to use a clip of a man being murdered by a cop.
@devonlockwood14772 жыл бұрын
My head hurts so much from laughing. That monkey was so pissed off!
@carolinehaf213 жыл бұрын
The claw missing the trash bin makes me laugh way too hard at 1am 😂
@globes1793 жыл бұрын
I worked in restaurants for quite some time - and that bottom of the glass just falling away thing happens quite often. They wash the glasses in extremely hot water, and then chill them quickly before putting cold beer in them. The repeated stress causes this kind of break.
@chriszenier8263 жыл бұрын
Have seen all these before, but with Ozzy Man commentary they are 1000% funnier! Thank you!
@DangerAngelous3 жыл бұрын
Monkey: Well before I wasn't even considering your death and now unfortunately, I must
@jerryboby26843 жыл бұрын
The monkey one cracked me up
@Yora213 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of "Monkey rejects unequal pay".
@ritwikkumar64193 жыл бұрын
It's from a STORROR video. They're a parkour group. They did an entire series on monkeys
@nickhead95123 жыл бұрын
The clip about the KC Royals brought me back a few years... I grew up there before moving down under :D
@jacksonwillbert13523 жыл бұрын
Monkey is like, "guess I'm having camera man for dinner"
@nickhaynie59803 жыл бұрын
The baseball catcher was Yadier Molina and he's a good guy, no bad blood there.
@YamiNoSensei133 жыл бұрын
Monkey: So you have chosen... death!
@YamiNoSensei133 жыл бұрын
@Notorious 885 Be careful youngling, I'll start spouting played out jokes from 40 years ago. Because I can!
@nameunknown007 Жыл бұрын
That guy showing off spinny tricky with skates - he’s very lucky no one was sitting in that seat in the bus
@waterbaby83603 жыл бұрын
Great way to start my day. I wake up depressed, but these always orient me in the right direction. Thank You ❤
@Jr-qo4ls3 жыл бұрын
Happy days when a new Ozzy man video comes out. Saddest part of the day, when you get to the end and there's no more, have to wait until next new one comes out.
@ausualsuspect96393 жыл бұрын
Bottle dodging guy has some damn good reflexes 😅
@EvanRath3 жыл бұрын
That trash truck is an ASL (automatic side loader) and the driver was either new or it was a demonstration for training on how not to wreck a can. To make it worse he dropped it in the hopper so he has to crawl in there and throw it back out.
@87apizzi3 жыл бұрын
He's the best tennis player to basically ever live, I think he knew what he was doing.
@forevercomescrashing3 жыл бұрын
Yadiar Molina would never intentionally hit another baseball player with the ball. He's genuinely one of the most stand up dudes in all of sport
@Hoezi023 жыл бұрын
Guys, we know the Ski one wasn't real - Ozzyman made an honest mistake, okay?
@angelkotilainen3 жыл бұрын
The dog poop one from the last video was fake aswell. Sometimes you have to exercise caution with his clips, for instance he showed a video once where a train accident occured and a great deal of people died in it. He didn't even seem to know or care. I like Ozzy, but I wish he paid more attention to the clips he uploads sometimes.
@kidstuff445553 жыл бұрын
@@angelkotilainen I like that he doesn't give a f*ck
@whosaidthat52363 жыл бұрын
Same with crushing the tracker with the silo they did that on purpose. The tracker was junk
@ashb73 жыл бұрын
@@kidstuff44555 Not giving a fuck about stuff that's staged or fake appeals to you, for some reason? And making fun of events that caused loss of life, is that badass? Do you think a family member or friend of someone who lost their life in that accident would "like that he doesn't give a f*ck" if they see a video of it on the internet being joked about? I like Ozzy too, but he isn't infallible and a bit of fact checking and sensitivity is necessary for the type of content he makes.
@JohnDoe-bd5sz3 жыл бұрын
@@whosaidthat5236 I agree, that car was not parked there by accident, it was a scrappy car, they put there, to be crushed.
@carlitosperez73063 жыл бұрын
I need a t-shirt that reads "not according to the monkey" 😂😂
@shan46803 жыл бұрын
Who else was so enthralled by the subsequent videos that they'd forgotten about VR guy before he reappeared?
@jamesschmitz66442 жыл бұрын
The old head through the TV trick it works every time.
@KarateChamploo3 жыл бұрын
Good to know that a simple bottle of coke can be converted in a lethal weapon 🍾⚰️😳
@ryancappo3 жыл бұрын
A kid at my middle school put some dry ice into a half filled bottle in class. It sent a few kids to the hospital and could be heard all across the school.
@sarighasenfeld82283 жыл бұрын
That Federer one made me think of the time Draymond kicked Steven Adams straight in the groin and walked away like nothing happened
@NavarHesketh3 жыл бұрын
You sir need to continue making videos until you are 80 some of the best content on KZbin!
@sethc47583 жыл бұрын
2:30 Catcher looks to the other teams bench to make sure they arent charging the field after he domed the batter from behind
@LittleNoiseBoy3 жыл бұрын
That was totally one of the funniest things I've seen in ages. Thanks dude :-D
@cmphoto_2 жыл бұрын
“Grand Slam isn’t he Willy” is an unreal sentence.
@johnlight8795 Жыл бұрын
I don't think I've ever laughed at a trash truck before.. 🤣🤣🤣
@wesleypeters41123 жыл бұрын
That first clip was textbook example of Destination Luck Bastards.
@PETERGRlFFlN3 жыл бұрын
VR guy: "I should've taken the red pill"
@potatochalbro3 жыл бұрын
U mean the blue pill
@rajveersingh952 жыл бұрын
The trash can guy driving away after completing his mission with a glitch reminds me of GTA. As long as he gets the trash - mission passed!
@Lowgarr3 жыл бұрын
Just an FYI, the Ski through the bus window is staged. And the silo falling on the car was on purpose.
@doa10603 жыл бұрын
The trash bin into the garbage truck happens a lot, sadly. It’s happened to me once and to my neighbor twice.
@pathania33773 жыл бұрын
Fight Flight Freeze The three F's of life!
@13elementbey3 жыл бұрын
LOL That garbage truck claw is a total fail, I think that's why they have two guys on the back loading up those bins
@FrazerKirkman3 жыл бұрын
Love you OzzyMan... Tears of laughter... Such a gift.
@Shatterverse3 жыл бұрын
That guy who's cup completely failed while holding the beer is just stunned and staring, like "what in the everloving fuck just happened?"
@teddyturner68593 жыл бұрын
Both my kids are honest mistakes 😆
@scottl96603 жыл бұрын
As dad always said, never take seriously what is poked at you in fun.
@Vik19192 жыл бұрын
If you didn't put a condom on then they weren't honest mistakes.
@Jimpy883 жыл бұрын
This honest mistake footage is brilliant! You should do more of this stuff
@tubecrazy773 жыл бұрын
This video should've been titled - Ozzy Man Reviews: Shame, Remorse and Embarrassment Compilation
@GothGirlWorld3 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOSH! The dude crashing head first through that very expensive TV.