Ozzy Man Reviews: Lucky People

[@yuvrajsindhwani4199]

Alternate title: Destination almost F%*cked

[@pacjohn]

I agree

[@SauhardaBista]

Wow who posted this comment? Nothing is there.

[@EsgerP]

Destination lucked?

[@nicholasjones7312]

Destination ducked!

[@yuvrajsindhwani4199]

Esger vd Post facts

[@acekai]

That duck family sure likes living on the edge.

[@Jamal_Tyrone]

froger in real life!

[@thinfourth]

They made it to destination duck

[@DizzyOg423]

I guess you can say, they don’t give a duck?! Please don’t hate me

[@Hide_and_Tweak]

I guess the rest of their life of baby ducks is as dangerous as crossing a highway

[@Saber0003]

Mother ducks are infuriating, they're always leading the babies into some shit.

[@M3cha.]

The Duck's Journey could literally be turned into a disney movie with a full character storyline and villain

[@STriderFIN77]

i approves this movie

[@ChrisSmith-ec6qp]

The video itself is better than anything Disney will ever make again. Let's just enjoy it.

[@G4rr0.]

Like the opening few minutes of Finding Nemo in live action

[@CyberneticHype]

But Toy Story 2 is already a thing 🙃

[@michiganjack1337]

Trademark that name and sell it to Dreamworks

[@MakeSushi1]

I cannot believe those ducks made it! also I'm so happy they did 🦆🦆🦆

[@hungjhien1818]

Okay

[@benw7367]

3:54 !

[@microdesigns2000]

Yay ducks my blood pressure is going down now

[@bamaboi49]

Right. Protect the ducks

[@Sonnel_James]

"Beyond the witches hat" 😂

[@justacrow9847]

Everybody talking about ducks. Meanwhile that plane wing almost removed that guy's head.

[@wagherbert]

I love the ducks, but my heart skipped a beat for that pilot...and the soldier...too close.

[@Dargoneth]

That's cause ducks are cute, and humans are cunts and there are just too many

[@dis.infectant]

You know his hand took a beating.

[@natalie4974]

I'm amazed he still had that hand left.

[@Magnezone962]

Also his hands when holding up the lid.

[@tedytarrify]

The way those ducks reformed after they got scattered... better discipline than the polish military...

[@freddykabuffke461]

@Plo Koon yeah, and after fighting the nazis they now have their own nazi problem

[@guestimator121]

@Plo Koon He meant of the ceremonial guards firing the rounds in the video :P

[@Ozymandias83]

@@guestimator121 so did he

[@EatMyShortsAU]

Or the French army amirite?

[@Rspsand07]

@@freddykabuffke461 "problem" More like cuz the wrong side won, the world chose wrong.

[@matejcigale8840]

This deserves a like just for the ducks!

[@jsk6913]

Don't beg for likes.....

[@Tom-gz6kn]

@@jsk6913 Hes talking about the video though

[@stevenmatlock2161]

Truth!

[@michaelfoxbrass]

Righto! I’d give it 50 likes if I could!

[@Janterran]

Hell yeah man I never like vids but those ducks holy shit

[@acekai]

I wonder if i can get Ozzy to give a sermon at my funeral. No better way to go.

[@John_Locke_108]

What an epic funeral. Destination coffin.

[@Aj-ir2hb]

Coffin dance guys entered the chat.

[@Trustee-of-The-Most-High]

With a Bruce buffer introduction!!

[@williammicelotta2205]

He might say oki doky yeah this fucka just died 🤣

[@DarkXena00]

didn't see the r there, thought it was a weird funeral but different strokes for different folks I guess...

[@seandejong2308]

Although the driver came unharmerd out of his truck, he was sentenced to 8,5 years in prison. Three people died and 17 people were injured. It was the worst train accicent in the Czech Republic since 2008, this accident was in 2015.

[@Tony1035610]

Thanks reading up on it now, for anyone wanting a link en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Stud%C3%A9nka_train_crash . Googled using sean's info credit to him Is named Studenka train crash

[@bouldy2]

@@Tony1035610 Holy shit that's grim. Thanks for the link to the history!

[@Nevarden]

terrible

[@esintixx]

It happened in CZ in Studénka. It was horrific, few people died and other were injured. It was also the worst train he could hit here. It is named Pendolino, it is fast, expensive and made from aluminium and the truck was full of some metal parts so he totally destroyed that train...... Also there is only one train of this type in CZ so he was extremly unlucky. And also he was from Poland, so he crashed abroad....

[@MahakGambhir]

What happened in 2008?

[@jesusknight72]

Ducklings: "For God's SAKE mom where are you taking us?!"

[@GeeVanderplas]

Ah you're right, we don't need to be here, let's go back

[@francisnieredodot3714]

duck:to paradise

[@Bawamba]

@KZbinLoser *STFU IN THE BACK!* We're there when we're there!

[@cdncitizen4700]

C'mon, just get beyond the Witches hat...

[@Sonnel_James]

"for ducks' sake" 😂

[@blobblub9424]

You cant see the pilots face/expression at all but you can feel his emotions 100%

[@Beer_Me]

It probably broke multiple bones in his hand

[@valinorean4816]

@@Beer_Me look at the video at 0.25 speed, the wing was strictly above his head

[@Beer_Me]

@@valinorean4816 the way he jerked his hand back and was holding it after made it look like it got hit by the wing

[@valinorean4816]

@@Beer_Me then he wouldn't be alive or at the very least very conscious... just put the video on slow motion bro, you'll see the wing passing just at a hand's length above his head, but definitely not touching it

[@Beer_Me]

@@valinorean4816 no I dont doubt he would be dead lol it would have blown his skull open like a watermelon hit by a shotgun, it just looked like it hit his hand when his hand was up messing with something is all

[@KyleKartan87]

2:15: classic russian granny: survived WW2, Stalin reigime and the post-soviet shock. Nothing can scare her anymore...

[@Milamberinx]

I don't think that Russian granny is old enough to have survived WW2, or probably Stalin.

[@Ozymandias83]

Plus chernobyl, fall of the berlin wall, yelstin’s coup and putin

[@Ozymandias83]

@@Milamberinx she’d be in her nineties. Plenty of those still on their feet

[@Milamberinx]

@@Ozymandias83 there are, of course, people in their nineties. The lady in this video isn't one of them though.

[@wakeupcall2665]

When you watch channels like „Idiots on Wheels“ with dash cam videos of car crashes, there are a lot with Russian pedestrians not giving a fuck whatsoever, mums pushing prams across multiple lane carriageways - not giving a fuck, two cars hitting each other and one getting catapulted across the road towards people waiting - no one gives a fuck - they just casually look, and that’s about it. Brilliant really. Be careful out there, though. A lot of fuckers out on the roads! Happier New Year 2021! 😜

[@parahydroxycarbaldehyde]

Ladies and I gentleman: I present to you one LUCKY bastard.

[@YamiNoSensei13]

People who were killed and injured on the train, not so lucky

[@thedooonty123]

@@YamiNoSensei13 would people in the train get killed?

[@YamiNoSensei13]

@@thedooonty123 3 people were killed, and numerous people in the train and the station were injured. Including the train driver who lost his legs and had spinal injuries. There's a link in the comments somewhere or google "Studenka train crash".

[@thedooonty123]

@@YamiNoSensei13 oh shit...

[@DoktorBuzik]

Also this "lucky" but certainly bastard got stuck there when crossing already on red lights, 3 people died, 25 got injured.

[@xXSinForLifeXx]

3:30 the formation of those ducks i really impressive. Almost wiped out and straight back in formation!

[@ankitdas7887]

I actually ducked my head when the plane wing hit the other plane 😂😂😂😂

[@Hoshimaru57]

“Which runway are you on?” “Runway 3, why do yo- (THWVVVRT) Delay that question tower, I may have answered it myself. I need a rescue vehicle to runway 3 and a new pair of pants.”

[@MandoDaiOu]

If the runway dude doesn't open the hatch before the other plane's wing nearly decapitates him, the debris from his own plane would have demolished his head in the collision. He is beyond lucky 🍻

[@lightwalker9170]

That lady was riding that bike like a broom stick.

[@AlienLivesMatter]

Demonstrable advantages of the step through bike configuration in a real world crash scenario.

[@chefboyarstiff]

That was an Olympic Gold medal dismount in the Evel Knievel category

[@himangG]

long legs advantage

[@agente9988]

God I am glad momma duck and her kids made it across that motorway alive

[@paragparab1841]

Swampfire! Is that really you”!!??

[@agente9988]

Parag Parab No I’m a Methanosian plumber know as Agent E the really Swampfire is in Ben’s Omnitrix

[@akshanshchoudhary7397]

Many don't.

[@paragparab1841]

Agent E aah, you two look awfully similar, my apologies for getting you mixed up

[@agente9988]

Parag Parab It’s okay

[@ismaieladen4814]

2:34 “Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you... One lucky bastard” 😂😂

[@MyYTwatcher]

3 people on that train were not so lucky...

[@sharilshahed6106]

emphasis on the last word

[@benextinction__144]

That accident killed 3 passengers of the train from the debris of the truck

[@RicardoMoralesMassin]

Did he go to jail? I think I heard he went to jail. He should be still in jail

[@MistaMeowmers]

The sigh of relief by that pilot, man. I felt that.

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Holy shyt that pilot was almost decapitated. 😱

[@genelomas332]

I'm pretty sure he got a broken hand out of that too.. the canopy got ripped off, and he had his fingers over the top of it when the wing hit..

[@pakey423]

@@genelomas332 I remember reading somewhere that he indeed broke his hand, but I can find that article anymore. Most reports about this incident/accident only mention that he injured his hand. BTW, here's an interview with the pilot: eu.rgj.com/story/life/2017/09/20/reno-air-races-pilot-vows-fly-again-despite-near-death-experience/687560001/

[@bradleysmith9431]

This is why pilots are trained to never stop on the runway! Do all the run ups and checks before getting on runway. Once on it, never stop!!

[@satagaming9144]

@@bradleysmith9431 yeah pretty sure that's a glider

[@ismaieladen4814]

“Copy that, I’ve got pants in the car you can borrow over” 😂😂😂 Ozzy u the man

[@AxxLAfriku]

KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear ism

[@badpanda1532]

Ducklings look back on their childhood while they're raising their kids-"mom really was shit, it's a wonder I'm alive"

[@YamiNoSensei13]

Someone deffo needed to call Duckling Protective Services

[@philcorrigan5641]

Chances are most of them will die anyway. If they didn’t we’d be up to our armpits in ducks 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@OneNiftyBoi]

@@philcorrigan5641 I know that's generally true but I just have to say...... you must be fun at parties..

[@philcorrigan5641]

Barnaby not duck parties no, but I don’t get invited to those

[@LaughingSaint66]

Every kid growing up in 70’s thinks this 🤪🤪😂

[@Barbaroossa]

That Granny that almost got run over probably grew up during Stalinism, nothing fazes her anymore.

[@boguszmakowski2357]

The army guy just could not move cause of his giantic, platinum balls

[@matthewbrown7659]

Blanks, we don't fire live rounds in the air for a gun salute. It'll still singe your hair a bit at that range, though.

[@CadillacDriver]

@@matthewbrown7659 "we". You weren't there, you pratt.

[@EliAs-ub6yf]

@@CadillacDriver he said "we don't" not "we did not". Learn the difference dumbo

[@CadillacDriver]

@@EliAs-ub6yf learn to comprehend, before you spout crap. Which word did I put in air-quotes? "We" As in, he was not part of the gun salute in this video. Obviously he meant the army don't fire live rounds, but as soon as he put "we", he made it appear he was part of the group in the video. Clear enough now, fool?

[@im_Sarma]

@@CadillacDriver not really.. "we" as in "we in the military" lol.. i get what you are trying to say but it's wrong.

[@gabadu529]

The duck and ducklings part made me feel so uneasy nd terrified,

[@dmonsef]

I would have cried if they got run over.

[@danielandrews36]

Same

[@barbaramcgee8933]

It was very stressful.

[@IamRanJos]

@Jake Heke for fuck's sake man

[@mith2946]

@Jake Heke I have seen an entire family slaughtered on the highway live. It was the sad version of this video basically. Let me tell you... If it doesn't sadden you, you have no heart and are most likely a cancer to society. Sound familiar lol...

[@youngjerl249]

I've never been so nervous for ducks my entire life. Could easily have been a destination F*ed.

[@kevinobrien3355]

Truck driver needed to change his pants more than that Pilot.

[@Pawello4004]

Not so lucky, because 2 passengers of the train died if i remember correctly.

[@kevinobrien3355]

@@Pawello4004 I didn't know that

[@dalibortomsuguitar]

3 people died, 17 injured, the train conductor, who was heroically trying to brake until the moment of impact lost both legs, driver sentenced to 8.5 years in jail.

[@kevinobrien3355]

@@dalibortomsuguitar that's bad at least they held the driver accountable.

[@josephchung19]

@@hukatus he moves forward just a slight and then stops to avoid getting hit but didn't mind the back part of the truck colliding with the train. he needs to be locked up for much longer

[@SKtube0]

LOL I love how there is so much concern over the ducklings while nobody cares that a guy nearly got his head chopped off after what he thought was a nice, safe landing.

[@jussikankinen9409]

Why was he filming expensive hobby no one cares him

[@Szaboo92]

The duck mother looks so smart, she stops at each lane separation, and she chose a place where there are two lanes closed by construction works. Or she just lucky like that :D

[@rokoforcroatia3891]

“Oki Dokie Pig In A Pokie” -Ozzy Man Reviews 2020

[@capitalb5889]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/haOZdKqFrt1mZqs Best use of the phrase here:

[@brassholio]

Nope. That phrase is a direct quote from The League of Gentlemen.

[@rakshithvshetty8680]

The polish soldier went from looking 20 something to 40 something

[@PCSExponent]

Plot twist: he had all his hair before his cap was blown off.

[@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y]

Baldness starts early for some men. A former highschool classmate of mine is completely bald on the top of his head, and we're only 34 y/o.

[@bento4876]

@@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y A friend of mine started balding in highschool. At 18 he hardly had any hair left.

[@warrenjensen4670]

@@bento4876 That's nothing, my daughter was born completely bald

[@khristiec6863]

@@PCSExponent wig snatched 😂

[@NickMurray]

3 people died in that train and 17 more badly injured

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

Not bloody surprised

[@outcast8223]

Well that sucks.... Guess god has 3 more Angels.

[@outcast8223]

@BabyUnicornio right.... Ok then. Guess 3 more people can sleep in peace.

[@laceysnursery5080]

Gutted, well that's put me on a bit of a downer.

[@taags]

The driver got 8.5 years in prison. Should have been life if you ask me.

[@peteyourdoom]

I held my breath while those ducks were crossing - glad they all made it

[@ostimeg]

Who else genuinely breathed out when the ducks cleared the road?

[@cholasimmons]

I imagined my little pomeranian lost in the wild without me, trying to survive on her own for the first time :(

[@david6025]

yes, hard to asume with the title "lucky people"

[@zeul1337]

@@cholasimmons how are you a man

[@darrylgibson3575]

I knew Ozzy man wouldn't let us down.

[@rowstone3019]

I'm still shaking a bit...that was a tight one...way too close..

[@lewisanderson5678]

I'd be so pissed at the guy that shot the gun if I was the guy who got his hat hit off

[@tkps]

Now that really was lucky. Poor bloke could be forgiven for needing a clean pair of dacks after that one.

[@lyelllampero3748]

@Key West Coder those still kill or hurt with blanks or not

[@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y]

@Key West Coder I'm Romanian, and if the Polish army is like the Romanian army, I wouldn't be surprised if it was real ammo.

[@hayreddinbarbarossa661]

@Key West Coder Brandon Lee thought the same thing I reckon.

[@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y]

@@lyelllampero3748 blanks aren't that dangerous, otherwise they wouldn't be using them in movies. They are dangerous only if you're very close.

[@Denzilb55]

That pilot's all like: "Holy shit, is my head still attached?"

[@aateam5258]

Pretty sure he was trying to stay calm and not go in shock from the pain of his fucked right hand D :

[@outcast8223]

The guy that came over to stop the plane looked SO pissed. He never looked concerned.... Just pissed.

[@jasonchuculate524]

Damn really sad to hear that since that driver wasn't hurt I hope he paid a heavy price for his actions

[@FM-hw8yv]

I think he was more shocked he was alive or concerned about his arm still being attached

[@shanemorgan1717]

@@jasonchuculate524 For his actions? Can't even tell why his plane just stopped there.

[@roniieeem5031]

The duck family was like "Ohh, We are halfway there. Woah ha, Living on a prayer!!"

[@iNathanLite]

Take my wing, we'll make it I swear.

[@Turbo-fz4gk]

So jovial

[@blackraven7452]

1:56 When you bought a German made bicycle

[@ChinmayLive]

@@MP-ut6eb 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@blackraven7452]

@@MP-ut6eb LMAO

[@SharonKloss.]

That one is rental bike, Ubike, in Taipei, Ubikes are made in Taiwan. I love Ubike and always riding Ubike to school, it's quite convenient🥰

[@Vasilia4]

The best bikes are Dutch

[@catjudo1]

This guy really needs to take a David Attenborough documentary and provide his own unique commentary. I can't help but think he'd do Australia proud!

[@сойка-и8й]

The poles needs to be careful when shooting their loads 😆😆😁😁~ Ozzy Man 2020

[@MrFerdBurfel]

The duck video was the single most stressful thing I've watched in my naturalborn life.

[@xijinpingsupremeleader5259]

How do u not be naturally born lol?

[@JLFrost]

Seriously? You get born via c-section. Duh...

[@cutthroat399]

Grow up.

[@MrFerdBurfel]

@@cutthroat399 lol What?

[@GorGob]

I could not watch it Im already anxious enough.

[@maoinc13]

Almost cried watching the ducks crossing the road ... Thank God for happy endings !!!

[@bayern1806]

Most of them died anyway in the next few weeks

[@jyesucevitz]

I've/ seen the duck crossing video half a dozen times and I still get anxious watching it.

[@tinamloonsfoot3327]

The baby ducks almost gave me a heart attack . So glad they made it.

[@animeyahallo3887]

If luck was a form of currency. Those people would be billionaires

[@heartheart7187]

they be poor, with all the luck they already spent

[@vargyr1040]

Former billionaires.

[@clyded8404]

But are they unlucky or lucky? Cuz they were unlucky that these events happened to them but they were lucky enough to survive soo unlucky or lucky its like rose from the titanic was she lucky or unlucky?

[@amit_26]

@@clyded8404 There's pretty much no argument that they are lucky. No matter what situation you were put in, the fact that you are still alive to tell the story yourself makes you a lucky bastard!

[@clyded8404]

@@amit_26 hm welp gotta agree to that

[@matsh5633]

In the 1st vid one the running blokes near the "head" of the crane was missed by like an inch.

[@BigJon410]

Just in case it was a good thing that he was wearing his hard hat.

[@gileee]

You ever see something like that happen in like a Looney Tunes cartoon and thought "that's really stupid, nobody would run away from a falling tree in a straight line like that" and then KZbin came along and it's actually the first instinct for a surprising number of real people.

[@paulketner5077]

@@gileee He clearly went to the Prometheus school of running away from things

[@outka5tz]

Definitely was who i was watching. Didn't even notice sleepy joe

[@undeadwerewolves9463]

Yeah I thought he was gonna zoom in on that dude lol he just barley missed being crushed!

[@fufufuaru]

“Just go beyond the witch’s hat” LMAO that sure took off the tension I was feeling because of that clip

[@kenchristiansen2080]

I agree that seeing the ducks make it across the road lower my stress level as well. I was tense watching them.

[@gorbaggoescamping1329]

That Duck footage gave me flash backs to playing frogger in the arcade.

[@kunalrawat2655]

Girl with the cycle is a mutant.

[@YamiNoSensei13]

Yeah, as far as I can figure she teleported herself to safety

[@Yroko]

In the slow mo. U can see her dismount the bike off the read tire as her bike gets hit

[@KäptnKrückschwank]

At least she‘s an idiot

[@chriswelcome8102]

@@Yroko When I first watched it I thought it had something to do with the low frame access point, but nope, she just dismounted that shit like a pro

[@MarkDanger777]

It looks like it was green light for the cars so it might be her fault for the accident.

[@eideanbotha8655]

Lost a year of my life for those ducks

[@deirdrepastina830]

A year i lost my childhood

[@victoriae.2371]

Thank you again, Ozzy Man. I'm hella flipping depressed AF but your commentaries always brighten me day. You should know that you make a positive difference in the world every day.

[@TommyGlint]

Videos where you can hear the shot more clearly, indicates that it is a blank round being fired. Still, yes, he keeps his cool pretty well!! But had the blank round gone off directly into the back of his head, he wouldn’t have been able to just stand there.

[@Guerrilla_Grodd]

It's been a year since you posted. I just wanted to say that I hope life is treating you better. One day at a time

[@Christianharold2]

Hope things are going better for you, Victoria E.

[@bluebeargaming7578]

This brings a whole new meaning to lucky ducky

[@bredboi8416]

And you just remind me if that thing called Lucky patcher

[@philipe7937]

Awesome show. The narration of the ducks crossing the hiway was hilarious.

[@SnootchieBootchies27]

Was on hwy 1 outside of Vancouver when a family of ducks were crossing. Everyone slowed down for them. I guess Canadians really are that nice.

[@kino6395]

It's also the road, it's rarely safe to slam on the brakes on any form of 3 lane road (what ever you country calls them) as the speed and theres always someone behind you. Combined with the fact that the ducks are so small you don't notice them till your already to close for the breaks to have an massive effect. So at that point it's a risk assessment is the life of the passengers and driver worth the lives of the duck hockey team? To risk slamming on the breaks and getting rear ended by a truck. Most vehicles served out of the way as it was the safer option. As for Canada slowing down for ducks I can gurrentee that was not in a similar situation. Either a slower road or less people on the road which in both cases means you spot the ducks earlier and is safer to slow down. As frankly if I thought I couldn't safely avoid the duck hockey team I'm afraid the ducks are gonna struggle for subs on the next game.

[@SnootchieBootchies27]

@@kino6395 haha, actually kinda funny that you say this. It was a high speed, three lane section of highway and it *WAS* dangerous that everyone was slamming on the brakes. But once the people in the front do it, then everyone else has to follow suit. I was actually suprised that no one made contact with the ducks or another vehicle. There was way more traffic that day than what's in this video.

[@siggyincr7447]

@@kino6395 Yeah, I know two people who got into serious accidents avoiding animals in the road. One rolled the car down an embankment and the other spun out and slammed into a tree. Sad to say but its generally not a good idea to pull any extreme maneuvers to avoid a small animal.

[@dariusbaja21]

That clip with dude in the Little Airplane actually had me Gasp in fear . That was scary asf

[@anzacwashington7050]

He was in a glider, so he couldn't even do anything as he's in an unpowered aircraft, probably waiting for either a towing aeroplane to go up, or a towing tractor to go into the hangar. Either way, somebody seriously screwed up in that incident, and will almost certainly get a serious penalty for it. Either the glider pilot landed/set up on the wrong runway, or the three aerobatics planes were in the wrong place. But someone is in deep, deep trouble for that I imagine.

[@chromitehertz9016]

@@anzacwashington7050 It's more likely the control tower messing up the coordination.

[@anzacwashington7050]

@@chromitehertz9016 Very true. But every single manual and aviation law code in the world stipulates that the ultimate responsibility for avoiding collisions on the ground and in the air rests with the pilot. The control tower will of course get some punishment, but probably not much more than a stern telling off. The pilots on the other hand are in danger of losing their licenses.

[@arnabsinha3627]

the last clip was heart stopping!

[@vintaqe_vibez5978]

Idk if that's the best duck mom in the world, or the worst? God my anxiety is through the roof.

[@valinorean4816]

definitely worst

[@nekopii]

Bragging about his shares portfolio. That is so specific LMAO

[@mattofthenorth]

The Sheila on the bike has impeccable timing and dismounting skills! This has proven helpful in preserving her own life and when to add more to her own family.

[@LaughingSaint66]

I just watched a Tour de France rider unclip right while he’s about to crash so that was damn good bike skills

[@mattofthenorth]

LaughingSaint nice!

[@JMBkiller123]

Ozzy: Humans ? Nah... Ducks ? Stress levels intensify*

[@adorkablewriter]

That lady was me cycling thru 2020 quietly when Corona crash me...

[@MartintheTinman]

Gee that's so unfortunate for you. Thankfully no one else has been impacted by it

[@johnheart6890]

From Th bottom of my heart- I thank you! I needed an infectious laugh like yours, full of mirth and actual hope! You are a star- nobody can do this like you. Your spin always makes the videos funnier.

[@JohnSmith-pu6fy]

They guy that had his hat shot off wasn't actually shot off. They fire blank rounds and the chamber gas is what blew the hat off his head not actually a bullet

[@eternalreign2313]

I'm still scratching my head over the point of that formation lol. Lets have 2 rows for this next rifle drill guys, what could go wrong?

[@soarDK]

You can still get some nasty burns from blank ammo though.

[@flewkisdead]

You can still die from blanks, especially at that range.

[@beerfarts3305]

@@soarDK especially shooting at point _blank._ I'll see myself out 🤭

[@rmglover3191]

If only the late, great Bruce Lee had been so fortunate.

[@seycheles27]

I know they we're going to make it. But the duck on the highway holy shit that one had my ticker pumping.

[@gameplayer-ii2je]

Man my heart was pounding while watching those ducks...

[@Lorrdd]

Was anyone else’s heart beating way too fast for the ducks?

[@XLORDPROPL]

0:43 He is standing still... Real soldier...

[@grimmar80]

My friend's mother would always sign photographs. Photo of a dude on the bike was signed "dude on the bike", photo of a kitten was signed "kitten"... It reminds me of your commentary. I'm glad I can watch YT with sound off.

[@audioarc4470]

"hockey team of ducklings" lol

[@canuck2444]

That made me think of Humboldt for some reason.

[@gemini_man66]

Damn! Flinched at the plane scene...didn't see that one coming. Few years ago, I stopped traffic on a major highway during morning rush hour to save a mother duck and ducklings. Another guy stopped to help out and it was a win. Hate when others don't give a shit about animals. Awesome vids, man. Keep 'em coming.

[@lr9376]

I always stop for animals in the road and only once was the driver behind me absolutely horrible about me stopping to allow 3 raccoons to cross in front of me. He was in his truck behind me YELLING about how stupid I was to stop, DEMANDING I just go even if I have to run them over. He didn't have an emergency to get to, he pulled into the Dunkin Donuts drive-thru a few minutes later. Absolutely disgusting. Usually people are very patient and understanding, a couple times they actually get out and help stop oncoming traffic so that the animals can cross safely. It isn't the animals fault that humanity has paved scars into the earth and its heartbreaking that there are people so selfish and ignorant enough to claim anything that tries to cross it.

[@gemini_man66]

@@lr9376 That's totally crazy and unfortunately there are those I just don't care about wild life whatsoever and the majority, hopefully, that will do exactly what you did. I like to think that there's a planet out there in which raccoons, ducks, and other animals run over humans that just don't care. Good for you for not budging when being screamed at for no reason. Have an awesome Memorial Day weekend!

[@sonadorazul3074]

Good job risking the live of dozens of humans over a few dumb birds

[@gemini_man66]

@@sonadorazul3074 It seemed as though they were all on the level because everyone came to a safe and slow stop. No one was hurt so all good 👍

[@NoneOfTheAbove123]

The video of ducklings nearly gave me anxiety.

[@Em_Rey]

I have never been so worried about a video but I'm so happy the ducks made it safe!

[@KuRue02]

Two of these videos were filmed within a mile of each other. The crane video was at the Saint Peterburg police station and the stadium where the baseball video was filmed is 2 blocks away

[@shivamsemwal598]

Bear Grylls: I'm the best survival expert in the world. Mommy duck: *Hold me ducklings..*

[@erickruckenberg8716]

That last clip is a metaphor: We are the ducks. The year 2020 is the deadly highway... We're gonna do it friends. We're gonna make it. We're gonna be alright!!

[@Tippet76]

Psh my dad and my cousins grandfather who raised them died on the same day last month. 2020 is Mad Max survival of the fittest.

[@CuteHalo]

So with the truck whooshing the ducklings all over on the last lane, We should be in for a Christmas to remember, I gather? I’d better get my yule ale early this fall...

[@croakingfrog3173]

Except 2020 hasn't really been that deadly cause the Corona Virus isn't dangerous for most people, but nice analogy.

[@anniedove]

@@Tippet76 Condolences

[@mjproebstle]

we are not ducks, the ducks have more sense than that. we are sheep. there is no deadly highway. don’t get sucked into the hype of the scamdemic. wake up ppl.

[@HArryvajonas]

The world needs you now more than ever Ozzy Man.

[@phi-net2437]

The problem with tail draggers, can't see where you're freaking going on the ground lol

[@YokoshimaSTAR]

I'm living in Aus for 8 years and now due to lockdown live ina sh!t hole of a hostel and your videos always bring colour to my gloom, love you man, keep up being you, good on ya

[@72marshflower15]

Was locked away for 4.5 years of childhood, from toddler on.. You’ll be fine, Nikki…

[@YamiNoSensei13]

I didn't think I was gonna make it through Frogger: Duck Edition. I managed to only shriek out loud once, though.

[@981porsche3]

3:19: I’ve seen a line of geese crossing a road before. All the traffic was stopped for like 5 minutes waiting for them, and I’m sitting there thinking, “You have wings; why don’t you f**king fly over the road!”

[@maxp555]

If you can get your baby to run across the highway, I will believe baby ducks can fly

[@ILoveMyOrchids]

@@maxp555 Your reading and comprehension is REALLY bad. He was talking about geese, not these baby ducks. 🙄

[@maxp555]

@@ILoveMyOrchids gotcha 👍🏽👍🏽

[@Octoschizare]

There's a time of the year when geese (Canada Geese at least) can't fly, it's when they molt their flight feathers. It's also around the time when the younger ones are approaching being young adults and still growing their first flight feathers, so the family is big and takes up a lot of space slowly doing their congo lines on the road.

[@981porsche3]

Octoschizare, that was really interesting. Didn’t know that. Thanks 👍🏻

[@hawkeye4359]

Plot twist: The crane was an actor and wanted to be in Ozzyman video

[@raksa7276]

Lol have it safe

[@muntasirbaqui1531]

Hmm

[@dank5735]

Hmm

[@capitalb5889]

The expression "plot twist" should be banned from KZbin because it is always followed by the worst joke ever.

[@hawkeye4359]

@@capitalb5889 yeah. If i wanted to learn how to make a joke I'd ask your parents.

[@beowulfsrevenge4369]

Here I am a year later sitting in the edge of my seat yelling "GOOO DUCKS!!! GOOO YOU CAN DO IT!!"

[@SAMMIsLIFE]

Omg, mama duck is such a brave and smart mama! 😭 She waited and moved at just the right moments, im so glad they all got to safety on the other side 😥. There needs to be bridges going across (or under!) for animals to safely get across.

[@ujo9492]

2:23 finally some clasical train vidoe from czech republic, with polish driver who is currently in prison.

[@almosthonest6660]

those ducklings almost give me a heart attack

[@GecKler]

Exactly :-o

[@dronexrx-0818]

1:56 invincible Shiela 😂😂😂

I got really anxious at the duck part!

[@joechalmers8428]

I was totally pumped to see the Orioles on Ozzy Man. Cheers from Baltimore MD ( USA )

[@luiscook4295]

The guy in the plane legit got a free haircut jeezus 😮

[@heroino89]

If only one of these ducklings had been injured, I would have screamed in agony!

[@heroino89]

@@anythinganeverythingclips Sounds like what a bot would say 😉😉 In all seriousness, thank you for taking the time to type this beautiful message for the sole purpose of brightening the day of a few people. You are a much needed ray of sunshine in this world and all the best to you, friend :)

[@hekkoCZ]

2:29 the train conductor just lost his legs. Three people died as a result of this crash.

[@katharina...]

Yes, I remembered that someone died as a result of that crash, didn't realise 3 people died, and that the train conductor lost his legs :( It was an awful awful accident.

[@OathofLight]

Oh no! That's awful.

[@suparnamaiti.]

Such an irresponsible bloke, this truck guy!

[@jamesyouens4381]

ozzy man is a national hero. no matter where you are

[@laceysnursery5080]

Lucky bastards. Epic video as always. Was in absolute bits watching this as usual hahahahaha haha.

[@anshulb.9212]

my anxiety watching the ducklings tho :O

[@mn129d6]

That duck one had me on the edge of my seat 😳

[@TwinShards]

Duck when it has duckling: I'll pretend to be a Deer.

[@davidsf101]

The ducks crossing the highway was the best part

[@felixalfaro3610]

Wooow, the duck and the ducking crossing the freeway was nerve racking to watch.