Ozzy Man Reviews: MEGA COMPILATION #10

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[@sebastianmelbin]

Ozzy Man Reviews 1st like

[@fetilttttttttttttttt]

Thank you

[@davidk3567]

Nordvpn is not a good service. A lot of youtubers stopped accepting their sponsorship. There are some youtube vids on it. I'm sure Ozzy Man wasn't aware of it otherwise he wouldn't have accepted their sponsorship.

[@jacobboi_i]

4th comment lol

[@niravgodhania8787]

can anyo1 plz tell me if that girl was dumb or they normaly act like that in that country which ever it was?

[@Mr_-Heisenberg]

That Jenga game was so intense, I was on the edge of my seat. Not gonna lie

[@montelbooner]

Mr Heisenberg but she was cheating like a trooper, using 2 hands and not putting the blocks back on top.... What sort of rules are they ?!??!!!

[@jeffwalters8552]

I actually cheered for the dog.

[@averagedude4943]

Lie

[@Blackcain]

I second you. I had palpitation. Like Ozzy Man I would have rather watch the human centipede a second time.

[@patrickmaloney1810]

Go Shrek!

[@longboweod]

"I don't need a babysitter." "Shut up, let mummy trash talk."

[@kluttoplutto4686]

100th like

[@amrithraj3117]

😂🤣

[@mariannecontrino6297]

That was my mom's go to line when she'd come watch my basketball/volleyball games in high school. Needless to say, she was asked to quiet down by the ref on more than one occasion.

[@neverforget1447]

@@mariannecontrino6297 how embarrassing that must have been.

[@Orrinn123]

Yes. He said that in the video. You’re not funny for repeating it

[@exessex3522]

1:38 The honey badger voice-over is excellent.

[@TheToneBender]

Shame on Fifa (or whomever) for letting these players continue with the match if they're in such a condition. Neymar was clearly in immense pain. There needs to be a rule that when someone starts rolling around on the floor after getting an owie, he's not allowed to play for the rest of the game anymore.

[@iamunknown5116]

Yeah he’s a pure fairy 🤪

[@Granalfsson]

Unlike hockey, socker judges are too stupid to review videos it would seem.

[@michael2636]

That dog playing jenga has more talent and integrity than an entire soccer team

[@benf6237]

Wouldn't you love to actually throw a hard leg kick into his shin to see how he reacts

[@northernsnow6982]

​@@Granalfssonunlike hockey, soccer players are delicate flowers made of glass. You need to hit a hockey plaer pretty hard, just to make him wobble on skates while on ice. You just look at a soccer player the wrong way, and he's rolling on the ground in pain, as if you just ran over his foot with a steamroller. Rather pathetic on any players part, rule or no rule.

[@metzli5797]

The dogs went through the entire Kama Sutra in about 5 minutes, and wrote some new pages at that.

[@kartikaybhardwaj3528]

The likes count is at 69. Should i fuck it up?

[@djsejwal2]

No

[@abhishekbajaj109]

Wtf was happening there

[@qazaq3882]

@@abhishekbajaj109 menage a trois

[@christopherellis2663]

@@qazaq3882 Čingiz Ašmrxanov...nice name!

[@johnbravo1034]

Damn, that female soccer player was hardcore - hammering her friggin’ kneecap back.😳

[@churchillwang4269]

Jaylene Esmeralda That guy flopped

[@christopherh4653]

@@esmalx 'male'

[@internallyscreaming2788]

Christopher Hall nah they’re right this time

[@Manettvibrante]

id rather watch female soccer, its always more intense lol...

[@christopherh4653]

@@Manettvibrante Or...any other sport. Soccer is awful.

[@emb5048]

That penguin was Wellington, a rockhopper penguin who lives at Shedd Aquarium in Chicago. When they closed during the pandemic, he got to explore and they posted videos.

[@thegasman_3651]

“Shut up, let mummy trash talk” 🤣

[@oceanview2965]

That whole little scene, cracked me up 😄.

[@jacobcastro1885]

Killer line! 👍👍

[@ridgefrost]

the guy who filmed those dogs literally hit the lottery of perfect timing

[@lukbomr.3112]

Maybe those dogs have regular threesomes.

[@supersecret4899]

What makes you think this isn't normal for them? Hahaha

[@yeanahman2823]

@@supersecret4899 once you go Jack you never go back.

[@quenteqmampff8204]

not what I would call the lottery of perfect timing but hey, to each their own I guess.

[@roofpizza1250]

Why do I feel the cameraman has seen it before many times?

[@gjoza4262]

Can't wait to watch " wtf happened in 2020" at the end of the year. 😅

[@gregorymunoz8089]

People died thats it

[@KaiUndMoritz]

Joza Kuntz GOD: yikes you think so? Destroys world before trump can get reelected

[@yashdabholkar378]

That is dark af!

[@TheAmritabha]

If we could complete it...!! :D

[@theamberwolf6825]

Coivid and then fuck all

[@creativeprismstudio1003]

Ladies football (soccer), literally tries to smash own kneecap back into place. Mens football (soccer), cries in agony when opponent picks up ball.

[@tehmtbz]

"As long as you're running somewhere, it's a sign of having a healthy survival instinct." I totally lost my shit at this pearl you shared. That there is whats known as a truism.

[@MiniLemmy]

That was incredible! Not only a dog playing Jenga, but the care that it took taking out those blocks! I’m genuinely impressed by that dogs intelligence!!

[@SwapPartLLC]

Meanwhile, 3 male Jack Russells hump each other in some weird, gay, dog orgy. Yup, not all dogs are created equal.

[@spanqueluv9er]

^*dog’s, not dogs🤦‍♂️ I am genuinely disturbed by your low intelligence.

[@haventthoughtofanameyet6364]

@@spanqueluv9er uh no you're wrong. Dog's = dog is. It is a contraction. Dogs is plural. Dog's is singular.

[@katiescarboro248]

@@spanqueluv9er lol are u joking

[@TheeJakeJacobs]

@@haventthoughtofanameyet6364 you made your name wrong haven’t = have not not havent, havent isn’t a word but good try

[@jasepoag8930]

The dude almost getting smeared across the side of the dock by the gigantic boat was really stressing me out. Not a lot of times in life when upper body strength is important, but this was definitely one of them.

[@roblivingston1167]

I didn't see the rescue first watch, thought he was a goner. The guy who pulled him up is a true hero.

[@SageAtoreis]

I think he would actually live if he fall to the water. There should be a gap between the ship and the docks there at water level. Not sure tho.

[@jasepoag8930]

@@SageAtoreis probably, yes, but hanging off the edge, he would have been smashed and smeared in half.

[@SageAtoreis]

@@jasepoag8930 yeah it would be like class C horror scene in real life.

[@paulroberts3639]

It looked to me like two fell in. The one who got out and a second one off the gangway to the ferry.

[@williamyoung3340]

The fact that the dog understands the idea behind Jenna is mind blowing

[@Randomeris1]

Dogs and other 4 legged animals are just better than humans in any, and every way.

[@sheezle3]

Nah, she's just trained to perform a super basic task. Absolutely no intellect required

[@mikimiyazaki]

​@@Randomeris1really? Well you can change your species nowadays. Go and identify as a rat. They have 4 legs.

[@northernsnow6982]

​@@sheezle3you can see the dog actually paying attention to the tower, so it doesn't fall. It may just be so the blocks don't fall on the dog, but even that simple fact takes intellect on its own. However, it probably understands to not knock down the blocks. Otherwise it would just do a basic trick as you said, and just grab a block while knocking the rest down. So this dogs intellect, or the understanding it has of the situation, is quite high.

[@riproar11]

For anyone wondering, the man who jumped from the gangplank was helped up by one of the men with a white shirt and tie. If he hadn't made it up he could have released into the water and there would have been plenty of space between the ship's hull and the dock for him to tread water.

[@spazzypengin]

Wasn't that ship being captained by the same guy who was captain of Costa Concordia for the crash?

[@Furykidxxx]

Neymar should look at that girl's reaction to and be ashamed of himself for the rest of his life

[@jimmysupafly1547]

All of those pro soccer players are pussies. They don't even play if their hairdresser doesn't show up.

[@Ser-Smiley]

@@jimmysupafly1547 😅😂😂😂😅😂😂😂

[@markbuckley5825]

The female player could of badly damaged her leg by doing that. Why are we praising her, it was very stupid.

[@RaXXha]

Melmon O' Brian we’re not really praising her as much as were shaming the guy. 😂

[@A-G-A-G]

Melmon O' Brian we are praising her because while it may have been the wrong thing to do, it obviously shows she is far tougher than most people and certainly more than men like neymar

[@sujon6058]

"Everyone has fans these days, not friends 😏" -Ozzyman, 2020

[@OneNiftyBoi]

#SoDeep

[@teymurg.r8860]

It was before 2020

[@sebe6962]

Only fans, no friends

[@abnormalnox]

@@sebe6962 lmao....onlyfans

[@emeltea33]

@@OneNiftyBoi That must be how the swing girl repaid them.

[@michaelgamble2848]

I was hoping the captain of the cruise ship popped out of the cabin after he "parked", looked around and shouted "like a glove" doing his best Ace Ventura impression.

[@magicpyroninja]

That dog has caused me to rethink the actual stability of Jenga towers

[@user-yb1dg8oj6x]

"Everyone has fans these days.. not friends." He is good at snugging a word of wisdom here and there.

[@GuitarxWolf]

To quote a little unsung metal band: “Sad but true”

[@Vlad_Tepes_III]

@@GuitarxWolf Didn't know Metallica was unsung...

[@abnormalnox]

That's cause people only care about followers

[@DizzyOg423]

“Don’t worry guys I’ll keep humping the air”

[@avikchatterjee7854]

"Everyone has fans these days... not FRIENDS" _That went too deep too fast_

[@graveesports486]

I heard it she's got fat , everyone's got fat nowadays not fans

[@mattkrieger3428]

....that's what she said

[@markknoop6283]

Taking someone's parking spot in a habor is on an other level.

[@gabereiser]

oh you're waiting for the spot? didn't have your blinker on, so I'll take it

[@ashwinc3789]

2:40 The Sheila punching her kneecap back into place was the most badass thing I've seen in awhile.

[@Thetruthiscosmic]

Yeah that was some Rambo shit. I feel like she could've just waited for medics to come and treat her...

[@suscrieforsubscribing1146]

@@Thetruthiscosmic feminine testorone

[@siddarthakakarla2226]

I have dealt same problem the pain is unbearable and you won't wait for medic trust me and I used to be 120 kg that time

[@Ih8GoogleandApple]

She probably got up and finished the game!

[@siddarthakakarla2226]

@@Ih8GoogleandApple no way she can't barely walk

[@Concordeagle]

The doggy trio, died laughing 😂

[@user-oh2hx9kf8d]

Rip

[@dayze3618]

I agree

[@Mommie2redheads]

F

[@xymonmanzano2379]

There just having a good time

[@kisa3495]

When he started dry humping I fucking drooled from laughter

[@KovietUnionDefector]

" I'd prefer to see the Human Centipede for a second time" - Great comedy mate!

[@chrisevans3804]

"Even Jon Snow's diary would be jealous of that head scratch." My god, what a line. 👏👏😂😂

[@foxygrin]

Direwolf *

[@chriswelcome8102]

LOL DIARY HAHAHA

[@manikkalore1630]

The term "Underdog " has never been so apt .

[@chair5728]

Manik Kalore Nice Camaro

[@angelica3744]

There are two kinds of dogs: Those who work hard on perfecting their Jenga game and...well...5:17.

[@simcity8367]

Those dogs were wild 🤣

[@TheHuxleyAgnostic]

They were playing Tetris.

[@MrJackandEmily]

Bitches be crazy

[@joseg.6238]

No different from humans

[@yoyomamad]

why did i watch dog fucking each other for straight two minutes (-_-"

[@Vihaan_9]

When he said "everyone has fans this days not friends" i felt that.

[@DrGreerIsRight]

Stfu clone

[@salus1231]

The girl on the swing was definitely enjoying that

[@everythingreview767]

I dont know bout that, but what i do know is im enjoying that heh heh

[@kevinobrien9271]

That girl is so good natured ☝️

[@mrwusss9126]

if it was a fat ugly dude stuck in a swing, nobody would even help. Now a cute teenager has a lot of stewardship and privilege rights in society

[@neehobelic689]

If the dog in the jenga game was not filmed, noone would have believed her lol🤣🤣

[@misterflibble6601]

Who's noone?🤣🤣

[@IDK83]

@@misterflibble6601 Your mom probably

[@shawnyfin]

The girl stuck in the swing...man, they're really running out of writing material in the porn industry.

[@whatisreality9808]

She could've just pulled off her pants and she would've been free btw

[@deanfillery8652]

She always did want to be a swinger.

[@defencebangladesh4068]

😂

[@Iceberg86300]

@@whatisreality9808 exactly. Very unimpressed with their problem solving skills on that one. They could have simply set a couple blocks for her to stand on. Or a fucking ladder for Christ's sake.

[@krashd]

@@whatisreality9808 No, she wouldn't have.

[@jean-louisduvalleon3947]

I laughed so hard I had a coughing fit for 30 minutes. Best guy on the internet in a long time

[@scottsmith4315]

Dude! The two sea lions on the sailboat are from my city in Washington state! So cool you have this on your show!

[@tlf.]

The chad girl vs the virgin neymar

[@bmo3778]

that lady showed us the spirit of "cmon, knee cap, you can't let me down when I need you the most!"

[@riyank5238]

Yeah man.. Tough girl man.

[@krzkam7792]

Tough yet stupid as fucking fuck.

[@b.w.8104]

Red cards for that level of acting... only way it's going stop.

Agreed. I've never seen so much pain inflicted by a football being picked up near by though... brutal stuff! 😂

[@mickleblade]

Shoulda been an Oscar not a red card

[@ivanm2225]

People watching soccer deserve that kind of fake acting. If they put half of their energy to bashing players for that behavior it would stop real quick

[@FromTheDead.]

@Egbert Wadman football = foot + ball. Soccer=???. I always thought of it like that.I know american football is football because the "ball" is 1 'foot" long but whatever floats your boat. I aint here to argue.

[@sachxtrem]

@Egbert Wadman cringe

[@justinsander7654]

You will likely never find me on one of those floating death traps. Those big cruse ships are dangerous af.

[@penumbraenigmatica3252]

I just love roasting a bowl and listening to your brilliant commentary...!! Laugh my ass off everytime, guaranteed...!! Thanks brother...!! Love from Canada

[@giovannicherico3837]

The female soccer player is one of toughest athlete I've ever seen.

[@gousserooldy2600]

no she is not

[@giovannicherico3837]

@@gousserooldy2600 Who is tougher?

[@angeevids5294]

@@giovannicherico3837 you have been tracking this comment for a year

[@HoLeeFuk317]

It hurts a lot less once it pops back in

[@bat6087]

@@gousserooldy2600 bro she dislocated a fucking kneecap put It back in place and kept playing that's insanely tough

[@bakurasplanet4502]

5:42 *Kev was just saying "Don't worry guys, I'll keep humping the air while you do your thing, I'm good."* This is freakin' hilarious!

[@bocelotto7459]

Brilliant ! I love all his videos and commentary, and I miss being around Aussies !

[@periperisauce474]

These are hands down the best videos on the interent

[@gerhardtoxopeus8574]

That girl on the swing is lucky there are no Jack Russell's around

[@capnskiddies]

Or a me

[@topspinaurelius]

She looks like someone who would enjoy the attention and actions of the jack russells

[@christrotter3052]

🤣

[@felixargyle1285]

@Syk of this pc bs not of you definitely

[@cpprcrk1833]

The world doesn't need anymore Ginger Puppies !

[@jajupa78]

Them dogs went straight in the house,and licked the owner all over the face.

[@onevastanus]

That's why dog owners are so fucking healthy, and smart.

[@casadelshed9128]

Those dogs was doing it for the Gram

[@DaniloDanny77]

@8-Bit Assault Dog owners. Definitely them.

[@wildmanstudios6534]

Remember the golden rule?

[@patjohn775]

8-Bit Assault I don’t know what I hate more adults that still play video games or those low resolution games from the 80s and 90s that look like arcade games.

[@tanyacharbury4728]

I love the simulated dialog. You have quite the imagination, and I love your enthusiasm!

[@Reaper-bh9xr]

I love it how he says "Here's my face" whenever he shows his bloody handsome face

[@xanderstossel]

And for me, an american guy it sounds like he is saying "here's 'me' face". . .

[@DizzyOg423]

That jenga doggo is very impressive

[@lazycatdetectingnc8086]

Snatch the movie loved it

[@dv9239]

Not enough people are talking about secret

[@lovelessissimo]

I don't think Neymar's dignity will ever make a full recovery.

[@himdotcom]

Wait... He once had dignity?

[@13yearsaprepperr.jtilbury.51]

ya cant recover what you never had !

[@Gia1911Logous]

well you're right... he got a yellow for just being good in a game in PSG... referees certainly don't like him

[@lovelessissimo]

@@Gia1911Logous can you blame them?

[@Gia1911Logous]

@@lovelessissimo yeah? yeah i can blame them... because if you aren't pierluigi collina, you are bound to be hated by both sides every time because you almost every game call something wayyyyyy off and then call yourself righteous

[@cdncitizen4700]

"Reminds me of when a kitten was stuck in a pipe"... that's gold right there!

[@penguinhunter1357]

"Everybody has fans not friends" so true these days

[@mayannksharma8128]

Yo that girl popping her kneecap back on was so badass..! Meanwhile...... Neymar: *WELP*

[@BlackEagle352]

Medically a disaster though.

[@suscrieforsubscribing1146]

Bobs and vagene

[@iracarew5172]

She ain't got time for that she's got shit to do

[@shekhar7singh]

@@suscrieforsubscribing1146 Ask your mother that.

[@mayannksharma8128]

@@BlackEagle352 gotta appreciate her perseverance tho

[@rvh9876]

That soccer player was punching her knee back into place DURING A 6-0 MATCH! What a badass.

[@btchiaintkidding7837]

@@Peter-ff1tp is she okay, that was a dumb move

[@MrJagger112]

@@Peter-ff1tp If that was the first time then yes, she probably made the injury worse but I have a left kneecap that dislocates every now and then when I walk up stairs or crouch and stand back up quickly and I can pop it back to where it should be but that's because it's worn to f****. First few times it happened it hurt like hell, now it's more of an inconveniance. Moral of the story is that if it happens frequently it ends up not hurting very much at all. Allthough she looked like she was in serious pain.

[@zitokeratin2643]

8:56 Hot young lady stuck on the baby swing. The hardest thing the firefighters are thinking of is "how do I help her, without touching anything I shouldn't touch?"

[@JT_Lich]

"Shut up, let mommy trash-talk."

[@Chillmann2k]

the 3 dogs ... - i had to pause and wipe of my tears

[@kristiantucker5449]

Nothin better than Ozzy man while in self isolation. Stay strong every one 💪

[@jordywillaert-rt9qt]

You in self isolation? Lol gf

[@poopingwhilestanding5801]

Much, much better than seeing the crap women post on tik tok

[@MrBlitz-kr2wo]

5:16 Ugandan Pup: "Why are you gay?"

[@april4769]

It's so nice to laugh at anything these days😂🤣😂

[@TommyGun1979]

I have to admit the 3 dogs cracked me up.... I found myself LMAO !

[@nevillevincent1097]

Dogs can really amaze you everyday. Love them!❤️

[@Brandon-es2gr]

3:29 What a talented cat. The doggo looks so relaxed.

[@Fluoride_Jones]

The girl stuck in the baby swing had *zero* shame. She literally did the Fred Flintstone heel click right after they freed her! Lmao!

[@cthulhustar997]

without even acknowledging the firefighters efforts. They freed her then she walked away. She probably said thanks later but still...stop thinkin about the video and acknowledge your first responders. Btw the firefighters didnt need to do all that, a pair of emt scissors could have gotten through the rubber on that swing.

[@That_Awesome_Guy1]

@@cthulhustar997 Probably didn't want to break the swing at first.

[@GrandTickler]

they shouldve kept her in there for 2 more days, now shes learning nothing from it

[@Fluoride_Jones]

@@GrandTickler Cutting the chains off and making her go to her high school classes like that for a couple days would teach her a valuable lesson in humility!

[@sen5530]

Nah she was stuck

[@MuppetChops]

The cat dog massage was brilliant. Please do more narrating animal videos ;-)

[@geffeniz]

And I just found out about you today...im binge watching them all...great work Mr Ozy

[@iceking956]

"shut up, let mommy trash talk.." 🤣🤣🤣

[@theenchiladakid1866]

I don't know what's more messed up. 3 dogs humping Someone filming it or Ozzy man showing us it

[@mehmetyersel449]

TheEnchilada Kid commenting about it

[@diegotavel5872]

Us looking every second of it

[@youtubepunisher8695]

@@diegotavel5872 us watching every second 😂

[@iliyasjobs]

I know right, it's weirdly so satisfying to watch..

[@maadtee6281]

Me being jealous

[@frumpusnumpus]

I'm a little more concerned about the human who recorded that entire dog prrn scene. 😕😒What are you doing, mate?

[@sanynava9160]

Legend he is

[@Dazzaleinstein]

Probably a Furry...

[@lv7118]

And then WE watched it!🤣

[@dandavid2027]

One hand on the camera and one hand on the .....

[@smexyapman]

for real, i cant even watch it, and this dude.......

[@richardjones2455]

That Australian Shepherd just blew my mind.

[@seanahern9511]

00:48 The dog actually legit won that game of Jenga. You can't use both hands in Jenga, human girl!

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

It was like she realized she might actually lose to a dog and just said fuck the rules

[@itsprivate3061]

ikr, the gurl should have been using her mouth too, it was only fair

[@bewmdogg]

nah you gotta put the pieces you take out back on top so the dog is shit out of luck with that.

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

@@itsprivate3061 Sounds kinda hot

[@rrrigil]

@its private then she can with *my jenga* all day

[@GrandTickler]

12:37 damn he just litterally saved his life in the background, 3 seconds later and it wouldve been over

[@SteveRogers0768]

Grand Tickler was thinking the same thing

[@johncourtright1632]

Grand Tickler Agreed. That was some quick thinking. There's a hero right there!

[@redhammer5783]

Such a close call, huge balls on that man

[@briankimmell7960]

Thank you, I missed that

[@MrDanielqueijo]

I was looking for this comment!

[@What.Lies.Beneath..]

I want to support this channel So much!!!!! Best stuff on KZbin these days, hands down😝🙌 Thanks Ozzy! I bought a thingy from your shop, wish i had more money to but more to show you how much appreciation for laughs! Love y’all, ty so much

[@umokay1991]

Man, that Jenga doggo is a master. It's not often you see a dog that plays human games.

[@Vok250]

The cruise ship just shrugged off that collision, meanwhile my car needs $4000 in repairs because a squirrel looked at it the wrong way.

[@msgeen]

"Even Jon Snow's direwolf would be jealous with that head scratch" 😂😂😂 Poor Ghost. He didn't even get a pat after fighting those undead bastards.

[@travisferguson33]

The sad part about that jaguar clip is that the baby was doomed anyway because jaguars break the spine of their prey so they can't run away. That's why the baby is just rolling around and can't stand up

[@drey8]

lucky for the honey badger it's a leopard then

[@HydroSnips]

Nah, rolls onto his front, limbs all working, moves head etc. Just watch it, you can see the spine is working just by the way he’s moving. Critter’s certainly a bit shocked and might have a few teeth marks (bloodstain back of neck) but probably lived.

[@fz1000red]

First time I've seen someone other than myself experience the thrill of kneecap subluxation. Tell you what, that shit ain't no fun at all folks! It's been forty years since the first time it happened to me and about 9 surgeries later my knees are both bone-on-bone ready for total replacement surgery. Only one time was I successful in pushing it into place on my own. 21 years ago I push from outside inwards just to relieve the intense pressure and pain. Well the pressure was much less, but the pain stuck around. Last time was in June of 2014 which was a little more intense and vastly different. Instead of the minor dislocation the kneecap was shattered like glass into more than one hundred pieces, making it impossible for a repair. Naturally, I ended up with a fractured femur, two front teeth busted out, both wrists broken, and the two lower bones, tibia and fibula, were dislocated and overlapping my femur. In other words it was a very shitty day.

[@elfice033]

The girl stuck on the swing.. They really could have just brought her something to stand on 🤔

[@thelasticonoclast9467]

That’s it. You are kicked off the rescue squad for letting common sense get in the way of an opportunity to cop a feel .

[@PorchPotatoMike]

The last iconoclast Yeah! I was thinking some mouth to mouth resuscitation was in order.

[@TheStoryUp]

Where's the fun in that.

[@GrandTickler]

but then they didnt get to touch the girl all over

[@kinggu9270]

Tf? That clip got me curious if she is a youtuber or something but i found out instead that it is not a not so rare scene lol there are lots of them getting stucked in baby swings and getting rescued by firefighters. That's future for you😂

[@kiranpersad5709]

No cure yet for this coronovirus but Ozzyman's mega comp is the cure for quarantine boredom

[@terminaldeity]

I work in public health so I've been working a lot of overtime. This is less a cure for boredom for me and more a nice humorous escape from my nightmarish daily reality.

[@kiranpersad5709]

@@terminaldeity hang in there. Best of luck

[@johnmcfayden4897]

Thank you I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!!

[@_s_l]

Found this channel today and great now i can't stop.

[@Brandyalla]

How do you even teach a dog to play Jenga? Pirates of the Caribbean music under the sea lions on the yacht, nice! XD

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

Considering the breed, I wouldn't be surprised if he just figured it out

[@Adam-jw9jv]

That dude that helped up the mad lad who jumped is the real hero. He would have been crushed.

[@PatrickRyan147]

Schmeared more like..

[@Youtubeforcedmetochangemyname]

Yes very true

[@Andrew-rg7vc]

Shit yeah, seconds from death

[@suscrieforsubscribing1146]

I thought he died or death happened on him

[@geneizenberg556]

Werent they 3 falling into the water?

[@adrianabrook9370]

8:55, THey absolutely needed an Aussie there. Nobody figured that putting down a milk crate or two for her to step on so they could slide the swing seat down would be the way to go.

[@williammatson9238]

That cat is a Master of the art of making biscuits

[@Marshaze1]

I was a FF/Paramedic and I've actually been called to a park for a young adult stuck in the toddler swing. We contacted our Parks and Recreation department and they told us that those toddler swings are about $1000 a piece. We had to cut through the seat with the young man still in the swing, and there are actually steel bands embedded in the rubber. It was a nightmare to actually get this person out and it ended up costing the city a couple thousand dollars because of materials, our time (other units had to be used due to us being tied up on this for a very long time), and the maintenance then required of our tools and equipment.. The city wouldn't arrest them and press charges to recuperate the money because it would be bad PR.

[@PeterVogopoulos]

Everyone is doing this wrong. Get the trapped person a platform to stand on (we used a folding table), then two people grab the swing seat and pull it down. Works most of the time.

[@vaibhavsowchi2407]

Honey "THE BADASS" Badger always taking on punks above its weight class.

[@ThaSlymes]

Saw a vid of one taking on like 4 lions, they very quickly wanted nothing to do with it! Ended with the honey badger trotting off and the lions being like "fuck that!", hilarious to watch.

[@lighty805]

One of the most feared among animals. Such a beast animal.

[@alexandrumilos6149]

Must be the one who ate the python🤣🤣🤣

[@hikikomorihachiman7491]

*the badgers*

[@satishdharu2236]

This honey Badger should face Khabib Nurmagomedov for lightweight belt.

[@barneyspector9313]

I got caught watching the dogs in class, funniest non-context moment ill hold

[@redreaper2752]

In stead of saying “here’s my fave,” he should say. “This is my Life Model Decoy.”

[@GoneGirl2605]

"She's looking for a gelato stand, oh there it is, she does value her life" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@NomnomJawsnomnom]

Anybody else worried that the man that fell off the gangplank in the cruise ship clip was going to be crushed?

[@ChristopherEvansCurMudGeoN]

No, because that's not in this video.

[@firewing1319]

You can see him get pulled up by another guy. About 4 seconds before the bow passes where he was atZ

[@kalekhalili8130]

I came right to the comments to see what someone said

[@rayb9321]

No but I wonder if there's someone trapped in the cabin underneath those huge seals.

[@adodoes8770]

Apparently only 5 people were injured in that clusterfuck of a situation

[@MarkBtrght2012]

"Even John Snows' dire wolf would be fucking jealous of that head scratch!"

[@BolasDaGrk]

2:58 I think anyone who fakes injuries like this should be automatically disqualified from soccer permanently. Zero tolerance ought to weed out the weasels.

[@Shelbkip]

I've popped my knee cap many times-- and it hurts so bad. Props to that woman for straight-up punching her knee cap back in place LOL

[@ericholt56]

Literally dislocated mine a week ago and that girl made me feel like a bitch

[@stinchy8564]

That soccer player is the embodyment of me, once any limb or such of mine pops out im straight to "did i say you could come out" and then im vigorously hitting it back into place

[@konstantinospetrakis2418]

Neymar needs to be banned from sports in general. What a bloody disgrace.

[@louiscarr5864]

Let's be honest players dive in every single match modern football wouldn't exist without diving

[@konstantinospetrakis2418]

@@louiscarr5864 There's a difference between diving once , when you see a chance of gaining something..and with what Neymar does. He is not an athlete , he is an actor and a terrible one at best.

[@ashique5942]

@@konstantinospetrakis2418 mate you need to watch more football there are even worse divers in football than Neymar

[@konstantinospetrakis2418]

@@ashique5942 Nope, there really is none worse than him.

[@ashique5942]

@@konstantinospetrakis2418 you really hate Neymar doesn't you lol

[@muhammadabbas4976]

You actually made my day happy

[@joannemurdock7899]

That dog is unbelievably talented 🐶🐕

[@Memories7]

9:34 "Every one has fans these days, not friends" Wise words.

[@ZGGordan]

8:56 this girl is going places, not college, but places.

[@wilsoncrocker]

wtf lol youre not wrong tho 😂😅

[@THETRIVIALTHINGS]

@Stuckgrenadepin This ^

[@Imlaor25]

That is a pretty girl... I mean, that is a pretty stupid girl.

[@szolanek]

I can't believe the dog can play the Jenga game. Not only understands it, but knows when his turn comes.