P-ranking Minos Prime in class (Violent,

[@martiandragon007]

Teacher: "Girl, you don't need a phone, right now." This mf:

[@AYAZA7AZU]

"What are you doing fam-" "PREPARE THYSELF!"

[@Xeather1]

​@@AYAZA7AZUTHY END IS NOW

[@Moletope]

​@@Xeather1 JUDGEMENT

[@Sandwichs5]

⁠@@MoletopeDIE

[@dendude10]

@@Sandwichs5 CRUSH

[@AlfieAlfieAlfieAlfieAlfie]

"How are you doing with your homework?" "I'm P ranking Minos Prime"

[@Kimition]

HOW DID YOU JUST GET BLUE COMMENT ON KZbin????

[@DeliciousOrange1]

The homework :P rank sisypush prime

[@entangledatoms7153]

@@Kimition You need to P-Rank every level in Ultrakill(especially Minos Prime) to get the blue comment.

[@Kimition]

@@entangledatoms7153 bro i did

[@spectralreality7004]

Minos Prime 🔍

[@Strange_Traveller]

“Creature of steel, P-rank thy grades.”

[@justinrainfumero5922]

D rank

[@UndecidedTR]

F rank

[@CreatureofJUDGEMENTPrime]

Stay in school, creature of steel

[@Gilded-x1v]

@@CreatureofJUDGEMENTPrime and thy punishment is. Detention!

[@mitchellginn7730]

@@CreatureofJUDGEMENTPrime no way it’s him

[@yuriVSA]

* teacher explaining whatever the topic was * "DIE" "THY END IS NOW" "PREPARE THYSELF" "WEAK" "DIE" "JUDGEMENT"

[@jacksonkortelainen9868]

“USELESS!”

[@MojhdeeAzamii]

A visitor?

[@ghost.511]

@@MojhdeeAzamii wrong guy but ok

[@thisisaperson1536]

@@MojhdeeAzamiihmm, indeed.

[@lolmaobrih3336]

​@@thisisaperson1536i have slept long enough

[@your_localmercenary1]

if bro gets caught he would really be in brutal difficulty with his parents

[@nomn7570]

Minos Prime commonly says "Prepare thyself!" This is a nod to the fact you will get beaten at home violently as how you had beat Minos in class.

[@Cheeseman_85]

Nah he'll be in a whole ULTRAKILL MUST DIE

[@jvjester]

Omg is that the legendary Merc?

[@KnownIndividual]

​@@Cheeseman_85he will be the one who gets P-ranked for not listening on the lessons

[@gilly68g]

He’s gonna be in some ricoshot, i guess

[@CRAZYGAMEZ-j3z]

Can't imagine me just sitting in class and suddenly behind me. I just hear someone yell "JUDGEMENT"

[@Real_Potato_Man]

You better do a left hook unless you want to get dropkicked in the jaw

[@CRAZYGAMEZ-j3z]

@Real_Potato_Man bro what

[@Another_Good_Guy]

hes saying you should parry because when minos yells "JUDGEMENT" he does a attack that is a dropkick that causes an explosion

[@Blueflame6621]

@@Real_Potato_Mandidn’t expect to see you here

[@hg5172]

So this is what the kids in the back are doing

[@johnnywotherspoon3026]

Naw bro I bet they're secretly p ranking sisyphus prime on nokia

[@V1-ultrakill-u6b]

P-Ranking Minos Prime while in class is a whole 'nother level of boredom

[@jakkyboiman]

i used to do that a lot in my last year of middle school, i managed to get ultrakill working on the school computers and would run cybergrind and p-rank minos all the time lol.

[@Wheatly_Portal2]

Whole other, no?

[@lucasbrown2730]

Did this 3 weeks ago in highschool

[@HanzTheODST]

I do it a lot this year

[@tigurt11]

@@jakkyboimanlol same, i was the video game dealer in middle school

[@DomenicoIV]

teacher: what are you doing over there? this guy: JUDGEMENT! teacher: wha-

[@deathrobot10k58]

USELESS!

[@mitchellginn7730]

WEAK!

[@sudheeshmathew309]

PREPARE THYSELF

[@WEEBYTHEARTIST]

THY END IS NOW!

[@R0UTEPI_OFFICIAL1505]

CRUSH!

[@jskript1894]

i love how at the end the teacher complains about a girl having her phone out 😭😭😭😭

[@9yearoldgaming]

Fr like guy has a whole computer out

[@Chillchainsaw]

Nah, bro was beating minos on laptop without a mouse 😭​@@9yearoldgaming

[@bread_kneecaps]

​@@Chillchainsaw someone in my school was caught beating to minos prime in class😭😭 i wish i was joking i quite literally have photos of him getting sent to the office

[@CreatureofJUDGEMENTPrime]

​@@bread_kneecaps Pardon me? -Minos Prime

[@capri_spritez8594]

@@bread_kneecapsBEATING TO???? NOT BEATING????

[@GhostPlayer4873]

I was listening to the teacher and she said absolutely nothing of value that entire time Also awesome job

[@NotLegallyAGeologist]

what exactly was she yapping about lmao

[@thymecrafter]

@@NotLegallyAGeologistshe’s teaching yapanese

[@GhostPlayer4873]

@@NotLegallyAGeologist I don’t remember all of it but she kept talking about something that happened to her or how it affected her

[@BenjaminCox-x6v]

⁠@@GhostPlayer4873 Oh great a trauma teacher my favorite type 😒

[@elvisluk1284]

She was talking about some youth culture. She keeps stuttering too. Who let her teach??

[@fizz-a-rolls]

if i was in this class and either heard or saw this i’d look over and watch the whole time because i love ultrakill lmao

[@Hellfireandfriends]

Amen comrade

[@infamoussoapconsumer3870]

Not a very good tactic if you lean too much, you would snitch and the teacher might be curious what you guys are up to I'd do the same tho

[@Pandemonium.367]

same

[@Kuzimun]

you'd think someone would notice since the game volume was pretty loud for a silent class

[@iroNeko]

I think the audio was overlayed in editing. See how after he beats links the volume randomly drops?

[@Dombazzy]

He was wearing headphones, you can see at the end of the video that there is (most likely) headphones connect to the computer. the only thing i think might raise suspicion is the keyboard sounds.

[@imathing898]

they probably dont give a damn

[@Kuzimun]

@@Dombazzy well now we know

[@MenacingTato69420]

@@DombazzyThey’d probably think he’s typing an essay or something for another class.

[@Sikreb]

"No murdering thousand year old prime souls from hell" kids at the back of the class:

[@Minigameslover919realfrfr]

lmao

[@memeuz8882]

“Just because I’m not looking doesn’t mean I’m not listening!” also what the kid who says that is doing:

[@MOOtf2]

Engaged student RIGOROUSLY taking notes during a LIFE CHANGING lecture

[@MageBurger]

My ULTRAKILL brainrot is too strong, I read the first word as “Enraged”

[@sv_cheats1]

​@@MageBurgerit wasn't enraged????

[@MageBurger]

@@sv_cheats1 nope, it says enGaged (meaning ‘greatly focused on/invested in’)

[@bed_bedwarsplayzYt]

"Creature of steel,my gratitude upon thee for my freedom....but the weak scores thy self is receiving in class is NOT FORGOTTEN....and thy punishment....is EXPELLMENT"

[@ILove_Miners]

thou/thee are receiving* not thyself

[@bed_bedwarsplayzYt]

@@ILove_Miners aight ty

[@ED-gw9rg]

"And thy punishment...IS F!" ...yknow, as in the grade.

[@Uglylookinahh]

good one. Fits better too. ​@@ED-gw9rg

[@ED-gw9rg]

@coemsman38 thanks!

[@brianso359]

Bro just turns up his volume and everyone just hears "CRASH!" and "THY END IS NOW!".

[@THR-1000]

Accidentally his the volume up button, even on 1% volume, everyone in the whole school hears 'JUDGEMENT'

[@brianso359]

@THR-1000 Teacher: who can tell me what 1+1 is? "WEAK"

[@RockyAhhDragon]

Peak pfp, loved that Manga so much

[@slipstream08.]

my question is. how the hell did no one seem to notice. i feel like someone would notice at some point right. how in the name of the 13 primes did this get 1k likes.

[@sleepyhead878]

1 there is probably more people there with laptops 2 the game sound seems to be overlayed in the editing (notice how the volume suddenly went down the moment minos is defeated) 3 someone maybe have noticed but just don't care to bring it up

[@nilsber.]

@@sleepyhead878 2. is because his laptop has buttons mute sound, so he pressed it

[@PONPORIO]

From what I can tell, it looks like the person recording is in a college class. In college, the teachers don’t really care if you pay attention or not

[@MaxDaOcto]

@@nilsber. pretty sure the game's audio was muted the whole time, he pressed esc at the end to skip the death cutscene

[@Eymentemür-v1u]

The teach was visibly too scared to interrupt an ultrakill user

[@itsdiscocreeper]

As a new player to ULTRAKILL, I legitimately cannot fathom how people can strategize or even comprehend how to do stuff like this. This is so freaking impressive.

[@Snillager]

It feels impressive until you start doing them yourself. I used to struggle on 1-4 on LENIENT and now I have the entirety of Brutal difficulty P ranked Keep practicing and you will become cracked as well 👍

[@itsdiscocreeper]

@ Right now i’m stuck on 3-2, I’m just struggling to figure out the strategy for beating Gabriel and he keeps killing me in like 10 seconds 💀

[@ohnoanyway6096]

Just parry block dodge

[@Snillager]

@@itsdiscocreeper 3-2 can easily be cheesed by sliding around the perimeter of the arena once Gabriel spawns. Gabriel’s attacks literally cannot catch you if you just hold that control key. Sliding also builds the style multiplier which can allow for a easy p rank

[@ContentCreatorOfAverageQuality]

@@Snillager how do i beat 3-2 on act II

[@MR_KIWEE]

In home: "Perfect" Rank In class: "Panic" Rank

[@PlN0Z]

I tried to do the same in my class. The teacher confiscated my laptop when i was half-way done with Sisyphus health. The hardest part was to exolain to my mom on why i got my laptop taken away during class. That explanation was just as, if not more difficult than beating P-2 on brutal with just the Whiplash.

[@Talleswryy]

my condolences

[@alithe_epic]

NEXT ATTEMPT try it during finals since they probably give you free time for the classes you have finished the books for.. maybe its just for my school idk

[@peepstergamings3049]

“Put that computer away, you are not allowed to play games inside clas-“ “JUDGEMENT!”

[@Aterunnos]

teacher: what are you doing there? Minos: DIE!

[@OlympicBingoPlayer]

How do they NOT hear this??

[@syrupop]

bro is in a deaf ahh school or what

[@gekinatracksuit9710]

the boring ass lesson put everyone to sleep notice how literally NOBODY is moving in the background?

[@OlympicBingoPlayer]

@@gekinatracksuit9710omg you’re right wtf

[@astroMAn360]

he's wearing headphones and probably overlayed the audio in editing (you can see the headphone jack plugged in at 2:12 on the far left)

[@grantstafford-renard9095]

@@astroMAn360I’m not sure that’s a headphone jack, I’ve seen charging cords that look like that as well.

[@MrpizzaDrip]

"The bell doesnt dismiss you,i d-" JUDGEMENT"

[@BLACKOUT2403]

“The assignment is due in an hour” The assignment:

[@Barmsluha]

Imagine you peacefully sit on lesson and them hear "JUDGEMENT" from one classmate

[@ChaoticFace]

“hey bro what’s the answer to question 5-“ *stares in ultrakill*

[@miclstupid]

this is genuinely a masterpiece. i play ultrakill in class and i would never build up the courage to record me p - ranking minos with the volume up.

[@Keemakoo]

from what bits i could hear from the class, that sounds SO boring 😭

[@Bananerphone]

ikr just stop yapping and teach us ;-;

[@gony2196]

This is so silly… and incredibly difficult

[@corvidmalwar3]

working my way through ultrakill right now and seeing a video like this has me in shambles HOW ARE YALL DOING THIS STUFF

[@blueblaze5160]

“Man this guy in the back is typing pretty fast, he must be taking extensive notes” This guy in the back:

[@blakeislitty]

“Creature of steel, let me help with thy math homework.”

[@muhammadmagbago9572]

Thine* :3

[@yuno-hx3he]

puts 1 huge eyed monocle on his face

[@rocky_roud]

the person sat behind them must be really confused on why they are shooting a glowing white guy in the middle of class

[@aarepelaa1142]

The glowing white guy part made me realise that most if not everyone visible in the room is black lmao. Except the person playing. Or huh maybe not idk its hard to tell with the lighting.

[@DaRealSillyBilly]

Teache: Can any one tell me what happened to eve after she ate the apple Minos: JUDGMENT

[@233j]

You mean Andre?

[@DaRealSillyBilly]

@@233j man i dont know shi- bout the bible

[@mrtank.youtube]

“Andre”💀 Eve is correct btw

[@Incoming_Meteor]

@@DaRealSillyBilly andre is a name for cerberus

[@dzerla7708]

Is bro aiming with the trackpad, that is insane

[@RockyTPOT]

probably has a mouse connected to his laptop

[@SR_73]

​@@RockyTPOT I don't think so because it would be too obvious if he started moving his mouse everywhere

[@timmythecat529]

@@SR_73possibly high sensitivity settings, so its really small movements

[@gerbilpmc]

@@timmythecat529 everyone has their own definition of high sensitivity.

[@entity-e8u]

imagine ur in class and u just hear clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick

[@MelatoninMan1]

Imagine just trying to pay attention in class and you just hear “JUDGEMENT!”

[@cardboardneedscoffee]

If I was in class with this guy, I legit would not speak a word to the teacher. W video!

[@therubberniton2170]

the fact that the volume is loud is just heartbreaking bro is ignoring an entire speech while minos gets destroyed

[@k-x_animate431]

Ur taking a test and you hear in the back “THY END IS NOW!”

[@orranngess]

i love how the teacher sounds like she hears it and like.. stammers, but keeps going with her thought because she’s teaching

[@Generaldawid]

teacher: no playing in class! people at the back of the class:

[@XDrotkon]

most college lessons were so "useful" that I'm jealous I didn't do this back then Also GG

[@Link_Bird]

The boldness to play the game with the volume on is what sells me on this.

[@mrhax4741]

damn never thought a meme i've put together on gimp in like 3 mins would make its way into a yt vid congrats on the p rank 😂

[@Blizitxd]

blud i do that everyday and every student in my class call me a crackhead for being able to comprehend this games mechanics 😭😭😭

[@pou-c]

me too bro

[@Grunts_NIC]

they're just jealous af

[@lailoutherand]

i play rhythm games and my classmates look at my game like im some sort of wizard lmfao

[@Misoforg]

Same but with neon white, celeste and geometry dash.

[@artemefimov8215]

​@@Misoforg Cele?!- Trans 🫵

[@nicknamedd_]

Suprised no one seemed to notice 😭

[@Kay-v8k]

“I shall crush thy desk!”

[@Dagmar-lol]

Blud is trying to P-ranking his teacher and his whole classroom bruh 😭😭

[@SuperDuperSeriousPerson]

The teacher pouring her heart out on the lesson, ok but MINOS PRIME P RANK???

[@Overlapinion]

Plot twist: this is the principal watching the class.

[@thoihenb7063]

Nah man if my principle played ultrakill I would literally ask her if I could come over to her house and play the full version of ultrakill instead of the free unfinished one

[@Muu-ugen]

Reminds of me the time when I p ranked p2 on brutal in class 😅 amazing job!

[@SR_73]

This guy is above all of us

[@Minosprimee]

How they not hear that??? 💀

[@theP-jm2bk]

no wonder he got bored/tired, teacher`s speaking like she barely remembers whats the material or theme`s about that she is supposed to explain/discuss

[@Howdoeseralfhavenobloodline]

Im pretty sure the teacher already knew it, like theres no one else with a laptop

[@Howdoeseralfhavenobloodline]

Nvm there are people with a laptop

[@Mr_sigmaballs]

Character development

[@brettzolstick989]

Hes just really focused on taking notes

[@sen_032]

i want to believe this is real, but there is a real chance it isn't unfortunately

[@ert5419]

Im really confused about the sound... Like someone would def notice that

[@sen_032]

@@ert5419 it might be an overlay in editing

[@SKYWORKARMADA]

@@sen_032 No, it's not an overlay otherwise there would've been at least a little bit going off the screen area of the laptop

[@sen_032]

@@SKYWORKARMADA you underestimate how good some people are at editing

[@konpbitz2913]

I tried checking anything that might make it look edited but from the screen shaking a bit and the parry and jumps synced, it might be legit Maybe he had a separate recording running in the background and overlayed the audio faintly over the footage

[@Imscaredofdark123]

*The True Essence of Back Benching.*

[@taralyoth51]

Bro was just playing with one hand too, he had his hand on the phone to keep it steady. Props to you bro, holy shit.

[@bobsaysyes7]

dude this is actually insane

[@CyberTheDemonGuy]

bro risked his grades for ultrakill he's a real one

[@Hollownugget]

a man of culture i see

[@smallestgoober9399]

Teacher: Rambles on about philosophical nonsense everyone has already heard a thousand times. Student: "PREPARE THYSELF!"

[@localgoofer3995]

"creature of... flesh? thy grades are ass. thoust shall payeth attention next timeth"

[@xp7_________________69]

You are absolutely insane. I think you might be him. you are the chosen one.

[@TheKhan163]

The aura so dense everyone was tired of trying not to notice

[@jvjester]

Its like the subway surfer attention holders

[@timthevietnamese]

Alright Playing in class P-Rank P1 Touchpad May or may not using a headphone this guy is a madman

[@bathtubXtoasterr]

dude Holy shit your amazing

[@dimadovgsn7623]

Thy current grade in a P rank lesson is 10/10, I am and will be proud of thee.

[@Feyr4]

"P-rank him, john" "Yeahhh, you alrdy know!"

[@kazzookaE]

“ And can anyone tell me what the Calvinist city of Geneva was known for during the reformation? ” “ *_JUDGEMENT_* ”

[@judet2992]

My video buffered at the exact moment of parry😂 1:30

[@Therealbuttr948]

Real life hitstop

[@Moonvey]

2025: P-Ranking P3 in the principals office.

[@arturoliveira7291]

P ranking Jesus prime in principal Office

[@Fishyea]

Mr Davis Prime

[@SaYaAxel]

imagine the teacher picked him to answer a question

[@space1160]

when your teacher is so boring, you need to play ULTRAKILL just to not get bored Edit: Damn, this is my most liked coment, thank you all

[@Nubnubwastaken]

I forgot about how awesome this side of the community was

[@WaderSaber]

*the teacher talking about serious things* Minos: PREPARE THY SELF

[@kiryaalt]

the most best excuse here is... im trying to prun

[@tortoise354]

the volume being on as well is crazy as hell

[@Q______o]

Teacher to the front: "no you can't listen to music" The back of the class:

[@picklefard6089]

“Hey you in the back put that away” Minos: DIE!

[@hamanthaa]

I feel you bro whenever I get really bored in class I speedrun the demo because my school laptop can't run the full game

[@Guardiandown234]

The teacher just hearing JUDGEMENT DIE THY END IS NOW CRUSH PREPARE THYSELF WEAK in the back

[@prodbyskuzz]

I wouldn't have even said anything if I saw this guy in class playing ultrakill

[@addPARRY]

imagine you in class then u hear "thy end is now"

[@gibusgaming0903]

At first i watched this on the band bus but then i turned the audio on and realized everyone could hear you lol. Nice gameplay but your homework is gonna be on brutal difficulty for this

[@managerdante]

i love how the volume and the fact that literally no one has even looked up or at him even if its not true i am forced to believe that this is a regular occurrence that the others are just used to

[@Minigameslover919realfrfr]

this is so relatable except i raged at P-2 because sisyphus prime was muted and i didnt pay attention to subtitles

[@locosword3985]

The grind never stops.

[@mrtank.youtube]

I did this one time. I did so well that the principle wanted to see it too

[@Currie-p6x]

playing it with volume on is wild tho😭😭😭

[@N-developer]

Teacher: r u listening?! Me asf: PREPARE THYSELF

[@gerpopuky9077]

“Everyone paying attention” “This mf”

[@ThyKoalaJemuGamer]

top tier! this man should get a P rank on thy grades for he hath done it

[@Brolen45]

“Judgement” *gets teleported to a court room*

[@arialtoaster]

awesome video! Now do it with the laptop trackpad

[@PandemoniumEnthusiast]

now… P-rank Benjamin.

[@THR-1000]

Cannot agree more