painfully attempting to dub another ai-generated ace attorney case

A Henry Galaxy-sized thank you to ‪@Chessete‬ for these clips, to which my disoriented dub was the disheveled out-of-tune accompaniment.
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[@conallprince6471]

This comment will explain everything. Dick Gumshoe travelled back in time, but got on his own bad side and now past Gumshoe wants future Gumshoe convicted. Except Apollo is smart. The judge is very tired. The kid heard herself being talked about and gets summoned. Suddenly Apollo tries to get the kid to be a witness. Klavier and Gumshoe distract everyone. Gumshoe has had 2 detective jobs, one for 5.1666666 years in the future for 2 years. The judge tries to arrest Wright to get the case done with. But he forgets why he's here. The judge somehow avoids getting fired for negligence. Klavier leaves but everyone forgets to tell Edgeworth about the case, and Edgeworth thinks he's the defense lawyer. Past Gumshoe appears and realizes he's close to winning, and gives useless info to keep the case going. The orange guy is actually Lucas. Past Gumshoe realizes he's about to lose, and stops making sense, hoping for one last chance. Apollo, knowing he's winning, tries to get a political view to be cooler. The judge and Apollo try to distract past Gumshoe to make a not guilty verdict more justified. The judge does something and Gregory Kostopolis suddenly realizes he's at the prosecutor's table. Apollo suddenly changes his name to be cooler. Powers comes in from his side conversation with Gregory Kostopolis. The judge is actually everyone's father, and everyone's cool with Lucas being innocent.

[@ytghost8982]

I am too invested in this spicy drama shit🤣

[@Survwithagun]

Nice ai

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

I’ll come back to this

[@briishteabag]

at 8:26 past gumshoe says its been 70 years since world war 2, in response to the judge's question and 1945+70=2015, so phoenix died in 2015 (or maybe even earlier) so that means that the events of pw:aa wouldn't have even happened, which means the whole law system would have still been in chaos unless somehow phoenix was a lawyer at 21-22 but how would apollo even know that phoenix was a lawyer if phoenix became a lawyer at 24? that's because apollo can timetravel, because in order to know that phoenix would've been an ace attorney, he would need to time travel which is why he mentions that phoenix is a world famous attorney but this wouldn't have even happened since pw:aa takes place in 2016 (the first game happens in 2016 as the dl-6 incident happened in 2001, and phoenix, edgeworth and larry were in 4th grade at the time and its been 15 years since the dl-6 incident as they're all 24 in pw:aa and 2001+15=2016) so that means that apollo can LITERALLY TRAVEL BETWEEN MULTIVERSES/PARALLEL UNIVERSES or something which is why apollo is so smart (other than his large forehead) which could mean that apollo is literally an enlightened being or something in human form but his braincells have decayed because of the stupidity of these shenanigans, as he's in a different multiverse from the pw:aa universe or. i feel like my braincells have rotted. i probably lost 10 years of braincells to that line of thinking lol

[@katherinesmallbean3594]

The idea that Phoenix's death causes the entire justice system to collapse because everyone else is confused and incompetent is brilliant

[@mymomtoldmetochangemypfpsoidid]

Yes.

[@stephenfong1144]

"Everyone else"? No, Phoenix is just as confused. He's just lucky enough to make up for it.

[@altaccount4825]

wright was so good at his job no one else needed to try, so when he died all they had left were attorneys who spent the last 5 games nodding their heads to whatever phoenix said

[@kadelin3318]

@@altaccount4825 So that's what Edgeworth meant when he said if you die what you fucked can't get unfucked

[@EF-kk3vh]

“If you’re dead, what you fucked will never be unfucked” - Gregory Kotsopolis

[@ZilboTheHorsey]

timeless wisdom

[@thatstrangeguy292]

@@ZilboTheHorsey "if you're alive, what you fucked will always be unfucked" - how do I unfuck someone?

[@milkyteadrops]

I mean, he's not wrong

[@Sevant]

- Excuse me I need to take this phone call. - It was me. I called you.

[@cutie.kawaii.baddiex]

Oh my gosh why did he say that? Why? This makes me die of laughter. Its hilarious. I might watch more of this. It's gosh darn funny.

[@TheCyclicGamer]

"How long have you been a detective?" "Two years." "And before that?" "Five years and two months." "And after that?" *HOMICIDE*

[@cutie.kawaii.baddiex]

When gumshoe said this, it made no sense. And Apollo interviewed him asking gumshoe these questions

[@prime_optimus]

"Go to jail" "no thanks" "ok"

[@Somoutogomea]

Ok

[@Mothman-185]

Ok

[@FOXY_SPHYNX]

Ok

[@prime_optimus]

Ok.

[@mymomtoldmetochangemypfpsoidid]

Ok

[@theoneandonlyever]

"wright is dead, he is the victim" literally got me in stitches

[@Technocolor00]

Phoenix while on a date bringing up Edgeworth and getting into an argument about him is very in character

[@ZilboTheHorsey]

i love how even when the AI is saying shit like "your name is gregory kotsopolis now" it still nails the games' utterly freudian levels of tension perfectly

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

@@ZilboTheHorsey nah

[@batfreeze56]

"I guess we'll just have to pick a guilty bastard." - Miles Edgeworth, Chief Prosecutor.

[@user-jh1ll2bb9z]

I like how Apollo seems to be trying to resist the chaos, it’s like how at the beginning of a dream when you’re still half conscious.

[@lilovebird]

Ikr

[@isleapyhunter7769]

"Phoenix is the victim " i have no idea if the ai forgot that multiple times, or just ignored it to prosecute him

[@StockterBaxman]

Maybe the ai just thinks humans are that stupid

[@kadelin3318]

We actually do keep defending a dead man after it came to light that he was dead in one of the games

[@profeoredit]

I like how gumshoe is both a defendant and a witness

[@ZilboTheHorsey]

tbh i feel like that's the least unusual thing about this case

[@kadelin3318]

He's also the victim

[@cutie.kawaii.baddiex]

@@ZilboTheHorsey oh my gosh

[@benrichardson5662]

Edgeworth: *gets renamed Gregory Kostopolis* Apollo: "Good morning. I am Henry Galaxy" I wheezed

[@trashpandaRaku]

HAHAHA

[@cutie.kawaii.baddiex]

Why did Apollo change his own name?

[@FOXY_SPHYNX]

I'm heading home I'll walk you home My mom is waiting for me Did she make me dinner? I don't know.. I had enough. *GO TO JAIL* IM DYING

[@mymomtoldmetochangemypfpsoidid]

No thanks

[@FOXY_SPHYNX]

@@mymomtoldmetochangemypfpsoidid ok

[@panwasacz2733]

Imagine sentencing a person to jail because his mom didn't cook you dinner

[@FOXY_SPHYNX]

@@panwasacz2733 ikr

[@megamansoupreme7122]

@@panwasacz2733 He didn't even say no. He was sentenced because his mom MIGHT not have cooked the man's dinner

[@SeantheBlueFox]

"Go to jail" "No thanks" "Ok" Sounds like a little kid's conversation with their brother or sister XD

[@samlee5549]

2:28 Klavier casually confirms He and Apollo have a baby child.

[@axoltheartist]

Klapollo fuel

[@lindaunderling4637]

Gavin to 14, year old girl: "Somebody better start talking or your boyfriend will find out what bwing arrested feels like" Judge: I'm scared 🤔

[@totallynotumair9215]

🤔

[@fakelol1-7]

🤔

[@apenwithwrights63]

🤔

[@sp4cef0rc37]

🤔

[@danmanproking2179]

6:07 to 6:13 I like that they just skip the court and just get one prisoner have another sentence.

[@TheAeonAnimA]

Miles: What were you doing before the murder? Gumshoe: I was talking about murder. Miles: Try harder. Gumshoe: I was talking about the weather My split sides aside, If Miles coaching the witness in court isn’t peak Ace Attorney…

[@panzerofthelake506]

**OBJECTION** LEADING THE WITNESS!

[@axoltheartist]

@@panzerofthelake506 overruled, clearly the witness was lying

[@kind_stone]

_"Needless to say, the government ought to be a fun place."_ Not gonna lie, this AI does have some good ideas going on inside of its code... *"THE BIBLE SAYS IT'S POSSIBLE TO BE A VIRGIN AND A COW."* ...yeah, guess I'll take back the last one.

[@DaybreakPT]

"Why are you booing me, I'm right!"

[@Twocat5side]

10:22 Wise words from Gregory Kotsopolis

[@strawberrylemonadelioness]

The fact Apollo was just about to bail on the case and go home is hilarious to me.

[@Sevant]

"The prosecutor is Miles Edgeworth. Edgeworth thinks Dick is guilty." This is like explaining Ace Attorney to a child LMFAO THIS MAKES ME DEAD

[@KingKrusha]

this is gold, please do more

[@ZilboTheHorsey]

the cucumber was right about future entertainment

[@EF-kk3vh]

@@ZilboTheHorsey weed eater

[@annapotat0987]

"id like to call upon the victim phoenix wright"

[@Amayawolf_01]

Everyone in the comments is just casually ignoring the fact that Klavier has a child with either Gumshoe or Apollo (wasn't entirely clear, but I think it's Gumshoe since Apollo is offering to buy groceries), and they're so broke that Apollo's lunch money will make or break their budget. But then suddenly old man Gumshower has no kids, which suggests this is Gumshoe from an alternate reality where he got married but didn't have kids because he either divorced his wife or she died 50 years ago, so the previous Gumshoe is the murderer and old man Gumshower is the murder victim who wasn't actually murdered. The two realities are slowly collapsing in on each other as well, since Edgeworth and Apollo both have totally different names in this new reality along with several other people. However Lucas is still Lucas, so perhaps he is the master of the fusing realities but is just very confused because it's his first day on the job after getting out of prison (or rather, refusing to go back)

[@ZilboTheHorsey]

this is all true. given how larry straight up kills phoenix mid-trial in the latest video, i choose to headcanon it as how phoenix was murdered here and that larry has assumed the identity of "lucas" to conceal his nefarious reality-warping agenda. he is truly the most diabolical antagonist of the deranged ace attorney AI saga

[@petruciosxd1374]

I'm not even 3 minutes in, and yet everything hurts... everything.

[@TheCyclicGamer]

"The bible says it's possible to be a virgin AND a cow." GOD almighty that had me dying of laughter 🤣🤣🤣.

[@theoneandonlyever]

i love that larry saying his name is lucas is pretty accurate to the series

[@icarustar2457]

I haven't laughed that hard in a while, love these AI generated cases

[@liveactionme6607]

The ai is so dumb that it's obvious when the human is talking

[@pancakesareawesome3121]

I would put this in my “now this is content” playlist, but I think this should actually go in my “videos that are so funny, they deserve more attention than whipped cream”

[@webkarma9654]

The new meta for try not to laugh challenges should be seeing how long you can read an A.I. generated story without hysterically bawling your eyes out from laughter

[@wieldylattice3015]

Alternate title: Phoenix Wright must suffer through a courtroom exchange that follows no conceivable logic as his personal hell

[@cloudedskiez]

oh holy shit there are tears streaming down my face

[@TheShowCrow_Main_Channel]

0:25 open and shut case, gumshoe saw gumshots do it! Absolutely hilarious video

[@OneManCast]

Meanwhile, Zilbo's neighbors: "Is he okay?"

[@ZilboTheHorsey]

never

[@wsurviver8376]

6:12 honestly I think that’s how the peosucuters in ace attorney might actually choose people to accuse

[@sst4rscr34m]

nah but apollo saying that phoenix is the victim and then STARING DEAD IN THE EYE OF THE JUDGE oh great heavens

[@raymistio123]

This had me fucking wheezing. Good video bro.

[@TheShowCrow_Main_Channel]

I can’t believe Phoenix died…

[@mabelsan1133]

The judge just wanted to take a break

[@spiritwarhol707]

I don't usually laugh uncontrollably at things but WOW.

[@Runnow642]

There’s two gumshoes and Phoenix is one of the gumshoes but also a victim and the only person who knew Phoenix is dead is apollo Gumshoe doesn’t know Phoenix but is dating him Klavier have a kid Iris have a kid Gumshoe have a kid he also don’t Everyone gets a kid It’s also possible to be a virgin and a cow in the Bible

[@bywaters99josh]

The ai did iris dirty 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@clubsandwich2974]

this shit is gold. so glad this was recommended to me out of nowhere. probably one of my favorite vids on this platform

[@Slowed--plus--Reverb]

This will always be my favorite video on youtube. It's so freaking funny lmaoo

[@cheep5645]

I don’t think I’ve laughed harder in my life, my throat is so sore-

[@thelocalnecromancer1224]

i don't even play ace attorney, but this is fantastic anyway

[@arandompigeon9503]

You should try it, it's an awesome game!

[@Regular_guy]

ok. ok. ok. OK.

[@trashpandaRaku]

8:15 This part got HILARIOUS 😭😭

[@ZilboTheHorsey]

PART 2 kzbin.info/www/bejne/pWHHkpyihbV3eNE

[@yaboi8940]

Weather*

[@ZilboTheHorsey]

@@yaboi8940 fuck, my career is ruined forever

[@MetaGiga]

I have one, but it’s nowhere near as good as the others

[@OneManCast]

@@ZilboTheHorsey Whatever you fucked will never be unfucked.

[@FrozenRoxas]

IM LITERALLY CRYING ACTUAL TEARS FCK

[@GthicratLastusednameCuterat]

I'm sorry I died laughing

[@Heli-draws]

Your name is Gregory Kostopolis now

[@gizmo9133]

8:02 “Excuse me, i need to take this phone call.” *”IT WAS ME, I CALLED YOU”*

[@guccithickims1470]

It just keeps getting worse and worse or better and better depending on how you look at it

[@kl3321]

In this case we see a friend group hash out their relationship problems and have some personal crises.

[@trashpandaRaku]

okay but your voice kinda fits Gumshoe

[@Skibidino12]

I Don’t believe I’ve ever laughed that much in my entire life

[@JoJoboiWav]

you're a madman

[@generallyunimportant]

this is so good i subbed i died of laughter

[@DalekCraft]

I am deceased. Thank you.

[@galacosmos6014]

nothing has ever made me feel like I was going to cough up a lung like this video

[@liveactionme6607]

Apparently phoenix is gumshoes dad

[@Chessete]

I appreciate you dubbing my vids, it's way funnier when someone is voicing over them. Btw how did you fix the sides of the video so they weren't just black bars? :0

[@ZilboTheHorsey]

aw thanks! i'm really glad you approve, the true AI art you captured is just too good lol and in my editing software i just put a larger blurred duplicate of the video behind the main one so it would appear instead of the black bars. just stretching it out is also an option but i wanted to save that for the really silly parts

[@ShadowSorel]

this has breaking good energy

[@bettermanners4173]

“Two years”

[@0bliv0n45]

My favorite part is at 3:45 “How long have you been a detective?” “2 years.” “And before that?” “5 years and 2 months.” “And after that?” “Homicide.”

[@Acentricshipper]

I love how Apollo seems to be the only person to remember that Phoenix is the victim😂

[@VioletyV]

I mean... true.

[@djraptorthetrashraptor7701]

this video should be in an art museum

[@mymomtoldmetochangemypfpsoidid]

I'm dying help 😭😭

[@SilentVinyl]

That was great

[@Jesterbeanz]

This made me laugh so much that I literally lost the ability to breathe

[@Sevant]

Are you alive still

[@briancurry3112]

1:41 "What do you think happened that night?" "The murder happened."

[@rurucatzz]

i was chugging water like godot when he throws it on wrights head then choked on the water after i heard dick say: "i was on a date with him" after edgeworth asked what he was doing with wright-

[@BluShiGuy]

Wow

[@Hithere-uz6wd]

That was good i cried tears, never laughed but i cried tears of tears made of water also OK

[@mrtoasterfurry]

episode 15

[@harubutjojo]

"How long have you been a detective?" "Two years." "And before that?" "Five years and two months." "And after that?" "Homicide." Killed me

[@myralyra2404]

IM PISSING MYSELFBSNCDBDB