Painkiller Already 157

[@Z11Recon]

0:00:17[1] - Why didn't we record last night? 0:02:07[2] - Sponser talk 0:03:13[3] - Deciding on topics 0:07:15[4] - Wings getting pussy 0:14:40[5] - Kyles story 0:18:36[6] - Loose women 0:32:14[7] - Kyle's Yacht 0:33:09[8] - Truck Decathalons 0:36:00[9] - 4k resolution porn 0:44:50[10] - Thanksgiving 0:47:15[11] - Kyle's Family's financials 0:55:27[12] - Xbox One 1:19:40[13] - Wings buying an Xbox 1:23:00[14] - Trampled to death 1:29:55[15] - Wings after the bootcamp 1:32:38[16] - Liposuction 1:36:49[17] - Kyle and Colin's friendship 1:40:45[18] - Bongo demonstration 1:41:25[19] - Battlefield 4 talk 1:46:08[20] - Arma 3 talk 1:52:18[21] - Steam box 1:59:37[22] - South korea electrions 2:03:13[23] - Bug on Woody. 2:06:48[24] - Is George Bush dumb? + politics talk 2:11:15[25] - Chair talk 2:16:39[26] - Women and cats 2:18:45[27] - Wings throwing/kidnapping cats 2:23:40[28] - Dog collar video 2:35:05[29] - Kyle's horrible surgery story 2:36:02[30] - Healthcare costs and doctor talk 2:47:45[31] - Nadeshot hacking 2:49:08[32] - Fingernail talk 2:52:30[33] - Homemade bee suit

[@heyitsryen2931]

2:03:06 the bug is spotted on Woodys left shoulder, our right 2:05:23 the bug is spotted once again coming out of Woodys collar on his left shoulder, our right The Bug was never spotted again.

[@WakMed19]

Woody, to match volume settings: In the hangout, in the tool box, go to the guests volume settings and reduce the others to about 35% and then they'll be =. This is the setting I use for 3 Bar Exploits and we're all at = volumes.

[@Luis101675]

Anthony Galvez How can be jealous of someone who's channel is going down, If you notice on social blade, his views and subs went do so much because he doesn't do anything new and is boring. Plus jimkiller is right, woody is a huge sicko.

[@DigitalKi11er911]

***** so much truth in this comment

[@xUsuSx]

Anthony Galvez I can't see this guys comment, but having looked at others he leaves he's a typical youtube troll, hates on woody non-stop and then sucks up to other channels to try to get thumbed up, so sad.

[@xUsuSx]

Luis101675 Admittedly, I only watch pka now...but he still gets enough views to live off and has only gets low numbers on minecraft video's but trust me he's not exactly a bum on the street, you can keep saying he's shit and he's sick all you want but his channel is still doing fine although not growing as much and the other stuff he does is so successful now he's probably set for life. You can dislike him all you want, that's your opinion but if you hate him so much just unsub and be done with it, don't be the typical youtube scum.

[@NaughtyDragonite]

DigitalKi11er911 you know Wings posts PKA too, right?

[@BipolarBLKSheep]

what they didnt realize is while they were talking about someone dying. Paul Walker died... RIP

[@sesquipedalianstan]

After breaking 2 officechairs that were $100, I stepped up the guns and bought a $350 chair with 3 years extra warranty, and 200kg weight limit (>400lbs).

[@WINZ0W]

Black Friday is the American version of the bull run.

[@pjtrusci]

World War Z or Night of the Living Dead too.

[@KellsyHD]

It annoys me how Woody won't admit Playstation 4 is better, anyone else?

[@TallyHoCards9]

0:25:50 Kyle's told that story in a previous PKA.

[@GatorBait795]

thanks for telling everyone, your the best...

[@TheDrichardson1]

when you have 157 episodes of something you run out of material lol

[@TallyHoCards9]

dj richardson I'm not saying it's a bad thing that he mentioned it again, I'm just saying the story's out there if anyone wants to hear it.

[@eliasrapp98]

Wow. Just checked and here it is.

[@CaysOpinion]

So i complained earlier about wings not being on last night, I now apologise and take back what i said, He had ass on the line. Which is a perfectly good reason to avoid talking on the internet aha

[@stevenshatswell53]

I'm an atheist and I celebrate Christmas too. Christmas isn't a Christian holiday anyway, it is a pagan tradition.

[@bigerthanlife2]

Woot woot, another Christmas celebrating atheist

[@L4chrym4l]

I commend you for your awareness, good sir.

[@meltingpoint97]

*tips fedora*

[@edrick1976]

"Come on wings, shock your nuts." Woody, 2016

[@Mercifies]

I can confirm a bug did crawl up woodys neck... where did it go!?!?

[@liam4010]

Just saying but if you download Games on Demand for Xbox one rather then putting the disc in you can play at 25% and it takes like 5-10 minutes.

[@GunShard]

I agree Woody. Afghanistan was right, Iraq was wrong.

[@eddebrock]

Borderlands 2 is Woody's benchmark for good graphics? Poor soul, even Crysis would blow his panties off.

[@column3005]

you must have never seen Borderlands 2 maxed out. it looks amazing.

[@eddebrock]

Collynn Mcbee I have played Borderlands 2 maxed out, and it's not that impressive.

[@IICaliberII]

Battlefield 4 on Xbox One, you can join a match and if your friend is on the multiplayer menu, a direct message is sent to your buddies screen where they can join your game straight away. To change to a friend's squad, in-game, you press start and go to 'Team Setup' and you can 'Change Teams', 'Leave Squad' or 'Join/Create New Squad'. This is how you play Battlefield 4 with a friend.

[@GunShard]

"I'm not gonna say that number Wings" -Kyle lol

[@corneliusflake2103]

how the tables have turned

[@GreatOddy]

Wing's attitude was incredibly different this episode. Made it amazing.

[@TheBlaze267]

it seems woody wants to really hate the ps4.

[@Weeb1gman]

I have two cats, to be honest I personally like them, if i leave the house for longer than a few days one of them will come rushing to greet me home. The only downsides are the vet costs and the cat hair that will spread to your suits and navy/black clothes.

[@celtics4life318]

I agree with Kyle that Thanksgiving is an awful holiday

[@vVCHA0SVv]

I love how everything that Kyle said about cats was the opposite of how I'd describe my cat. My cat reacts with love whenever he see's me and if I feed him some chicken or turkey. He reacts to what I say, for instance if I shout "NO" he'll stop what he's doing, I say "Come here" he'll come to me, I say "does he want some treats?" He'll get all excited and head into the kitchen. I gets its all about perspective.

[@CallMeStape]

Another great PKA! I think you guys should talk about the exclusives next time and how important they are to a console, for example I'm doing a Ryse: Son of Rome giveaway on my channel so that people with the Xbox One don't have to risk their money if they don't like the game!

[@TheAssassinOfAwesome]

Subtle advertising.

[@Deathsdoorsmash]

See this is the perfect example of how an advertising comment should look like. He provided positive feedback and a suggestion and then gave a valid reason for why you might be interested in going on over to his channel. Rather than the "check out my channel im doing a giveaway"

[@Talbo911]

I just got out of the hospital after 4 days for meningitis and Lefty's right. The doctors exact words were "We don't take things lightly when something is affecting the brain."

[@richard4OSU]

R.I.P. Paul Walker.

[@SarahExpereinceRequiem]

You should totally do that truck thing Wings mentioned. Have Kyle wear a helmet like he's the Stig from Top Gear. Actually you could go full Top Gear, cast Wings in the role of Jeremy Clarkson have him lose in the contest but make up some crazy moon logic that explains why he won. Actually Wings would be a good James May (aka. Captain Slow) too what with his whole "can't drive 85" thing and his aptitude for mechanical minutiae.

[@BOWGUY3015]

Could be good!

[@HighTimesTrader]

No man for Thanksgiving here in Missouri, it is a family gathering, with a warm fire watching football, or just talking about what has been going on in the world etc. eating smoked turkey and drinking freshly squeezed Lemonade and having some triple chocolate fudge cake. That was my thanksgiving this year.

[@bensickelmore3808]

Jordy is using the wrong voice commands on the Xbox One, that's why they're not working. Also, Wings turn your colours up from 24 bit to 36 bit to increase the graphical performance.

[@FreeMatty2710]

lmao wings "no she broke the camera" woody "mmm I say we break her nose " LOL

[@SimplyGluedTogether]

A poem for Kyle. Twas the night before New Year's And the weather grew mean Twas three in the morning And I was stranded in Queens! The tavern grew empty The gas lights grew dim The horse-drawn carriages Were all but snowed in Last call was approaching And my fortunes looked bleak Then I turned to my left And stifled a shriek! She had a peach-fuzz beard And weighed sixteen stone She gobbled up hot wings And swallowed the bones I muffled a scream And threw up in my mouth I asked, "Where do you live?" And she said, "One block south." I swallowed my pride And six shots of Whiskey And prayed to the gods That she wasn't too frisky Back in her cave She prepared us a snack Neath her mighty hooves The floorboards did crack But when she returned She found a sound sleeper And thus she became The sexless innkeeper

[@Aaron408]

Woody stop interrupting lol

[@xMutumbo]

Playing Fallout 3 whilst watching PKA. Hell Yea Fucking Right All Night!

[@ZeroGoHard]

I'm not trying to be an Xbox fan boy or anything here (Although me pointing it out has to make me prone to Fan-boy attacks) I don't believe we should judge the full quality of a console until we find a cross platform title that will only play on the PS4 and Xbox One as apposed to the PS4 and PS3 as well as the Xbox One and Xbox360. Which, I don't think we'll really get for another 6 months... the only exclusive next-gen games will be console exclusives like Killzone, Dead Rising, Forza, Infamous, ect. Right now they aren't completely pushing the bounds of the consoles since they are making games on so many platforms. Maybe I'm speculating this wrong but, I just can't wait for true next-gen comparisons.

[@jakeg677]

If it means anything, I don't think you sounded like a fanboy at all, you just made a logical statement. But I don't think it's going to matter how long we wait. The ps4 is more powerful. And isn't there something about the ps4 being easier to develop for than the XB1? I might just be pulling that out of my ass (anyone feel free to correct me if I am), but I thought I heard that somewhere, which is really the only thing that gave 360 the edge in gameplay and graphics, the fact that a lot of games were developed for the 360 and ported to ps3. I don't think it will make a huge difference, but I think the ps4 will have the edge. I'm not a huge tech guy so I'm just going based on what I've heard people say who actually know what they're talking about when it comes to hardware and whatnot.

[@ZeroGoHard]

I'm not a huge tech guy either but from what I'm hearing now, if you want a console just for gaming and you don't really care about anything else, then the PS4 is the way to go. f you want a console for all around entertainment purposes, the Xbox One would be the way to go. I might get the Xbox One sole-y because that's what my friends are going to though. I don't even use the extra entertainment features. I don't watch TV anymore, I don't have Netflix, ect. Even if I still had cable hooked up in my TV, I would turn my Xbox off and switch to the channel that I get my cable off of. I hope any consoles in the future try to be more like the Original Xbox or PS2 and just focus on games. I could care less about the extra bs.

[@jakeg677]

Zero Go Hard Yeah, non of the shit on the Xbox matters to me. I play on a 24" monitor and have a 43" flat screen right next to it that my cable is hooked up to so the TV feature is useless to me. I also don't have netflix so I literally couldn't care any less about the netflix client than I do right now, which is not at all. But in the end I think people should just get what their friends get.

[@philpotsly]

Yeah, doctors with suspected bacterial infections like meningitis or pneumonia caused by bacteria require 3 blood cultures immediately from different sites and then usually a course of broad spectrum ABs, if the patient has certain parameters including abnormal blood pressure, respiratory rate, temperature etc.

[@TheXqlusivGamer]

Yeah Buddy my night is now complete aha

[@SavagePrisonerSP]

Collin's not a prodigy, HE'S A PROPHET.

[@Zolstise]

He's both :(

[@armed1234567]

0:14:30 best story ever from kyle lmao

[@lazytryhard]

wings, about being placed in different squads but same team in bf4, you can create a private squad for just you and your buddies. i hope he sees this

[@xxhalfsquat]

1:39:49 Kyle basically admits to being FPSrussia by saying he has a KZbin award since only people with 1 million subs can have them.

[@TubbyBlob]

I lost it when Lefty looked at the camera when Woody said "wether the blacks are crushed,or if they are showing" LMFAO 38:50

[@GF_7860]

R.I.P Paul Walker.

[@AllstarWeather]

0:57:20 Hahahaha. I feel your pain. "Xbox, return yourself!!"

[@Aaron408]

woody is such a fanboy, it's KINDA obvious...

[@lmmaZoni]

That whole do something after you die was done by jericho, and this is one of those unique ideas that he deserves to be left alone about for a while

[@karlopuma170]

I love tech talk, dont take it away.

[@2goldapples]

Limiting malpractice suits may not actually drive down the price for a given test done or hospital visit or whatever, but the idea is that it makes doctors more willing to say "you don't need an MRI." Because as of right now, you do EVERYTHING so that you don't have to pay up if something just happens to go down.

[@dibils]

you can switch squads in BF4 super easy.. hell you can create squads. wings is so ignorant man

[@collinsemi87]

But clicking leave squad and Join/Create squad is difficult. If he wants to hate the game, he will find a reason..so let the reason be a simple one.

[@aHvtt]

Bioblade84 Are you talking to Wings??

[@itsmederek1]

dude chill, it should put you with friends by default all there is to it.

[@jacobmalakian9872]

No everyone there talking about in the main menu you cant invite pre game you have to tell all your friends hey join my sesh it sucks

[@dibils]

jacob v yeah its not ideal and nowhere near as good as CODs party ssytem but once you are in a game with a friend(s) it is super easy to team up in the same squad

[@danielzlang]

WINGS: "Hold it up like a lawn chair" i just died

[@Marsman6908]

Good show, felt like it went by too quickly though!

[@michaelgillanders4007]

Hahaha at 0:39:00 when woody says "when the blacks are crushed" (in relation to camera talk) Lefty's face is priceless!

[@DanielLoganGames]

"Single purpose gaming machine"? Really? PS4 has netflix, hulu, music streaming, web browser, bluray, etc. A lot of things the xbone has. Really the thing xbone can do over it is a ir blaster (my Wii U has that just not for voice) and video input.

[@rafaeldiaz4752]

PC

[@ChristianGames316]

Derpleton Herpson Oh yeah? I own and play both and XB1 is garbage and PS4 is better. see what I did there?

[@MelancholyProducer]

BUT AS THEY SAID, NO PORN!

[@MrJoethehammer]

Derpleton Herpson You just can't afford the ps4

[@MrJoethehammer]

He could be bs

[@chrisdabestlad]

RIP Paul Walker, you absolute legend will be sincerely missed!

[@sectorcodec]

Battlefield 4 PC Browser is TERRIBLE. I'd rather play it on the console just for how easy it is. They do it such a stupid way. Instead of it being part of the game they have to like use battlenet, it's so dumb and it never works. I don't know why they choose that way!

[@rogueARMORrox]

i played bf3 i didnt think they would still use it after all the complaints, so stupid

[@TheAlphaStick]

Graphics and gameplay, besides the console menus aren't much better. This is coming from someone who has played more than 300+ hours of BF on Xbox 360

[@xxramonivxx]

I can imagine Kyle in that bee suit like he's playing Fallout. Like he goes into VATS while he's killing them XD

[@iShizzable]

So I guess my night will be playing TF2 while listening to PKA. Perfect :D

[@EliteUav]

I'll be playing Fallout: New Vegas :D

[@Jayyajj]

Henry Corzett ill be playing fallout 3

[@dmarrero10]

Battlefield 4 for me

[@edwardwalsh5409]

GTA5

[@Aaron408]

ill be playing battlefield 4 on ps4:D :D

[@lVlzone]

When Wings said that the games took over an hour to download, I think he forgot about the day one patch. That's what takes so long (especially since Wings doesn't have the best internet) and it downloads along side with the game install. Which is why everyone is saying they have different install times.

[@hugoalves2481]

uploads at exactly 9 good job woody

[@ZzzBRADYzzZ]

2am here :D

[@SoyBomb24]

Wasn't expecting a PKA over the holiday. Bravo gentlemen

[@marshmellowbit3]

2:03:00 I SAW THE BUG I SWEAR

[@TheOneTrue2]

We had a large Mexican man tackle a 10 year old girl, OVER BATH TOWELS! Aparrently his wife told him to come home with new towels or don't come home at all!

[@howiegaines]

R.I.P Paul walker :(

[@Leap623]

Woody! The Steambox has an R7 270, which is basically a rebranded HD 7850. That's less powerful than the PS4's GPU, but more powerful than the Xbone's, though what with console optimization and low-level hardware access, we'll likely see better performance out of both consoles. Putting a 400 dollar video card in a gaming console (and one that runs extremely hot, at that) doesn't really make all that much sense anyways when you consider all of the other parts that have to go into this thing. The advantages of the Steam Box lie in the fact that it's a decently priced entry-level prebuilt gaming PC, giving you replaceable parts and access to a bigger library of games, as well as regular PC functions.

[@iNFaunTae]

R.I.P Paul Walker will be missed.

[@CorvinTheSwasian]

2:18:30 that is the perfect description of my cats, sadly we had to give them away when we moved abroad :(

[@ScottyV23]

Cats are awesome. All of your opinions of cats sound like stereotypical complaints you'd see on a bumper sticker. I've had multiple cats throughout my life, and only one of them was even remotely like the way you described them. My cat currently (and in the past) will (would) crawl up in your lap, lay next to you, rub up against you, and purr loudly while they chase red laser pointers and all types of things. In my opinion, dogs are much more boring and needy than cats. You need to be with them all the time, let them out at random times during the day and night. they stand next to you and clearly look at you with that face meaning, "Well, are you going to give me the fucking food you're eating or what, slave?" Cats aren't even interested in human food (none of the ones I've had have been) so you know when they come over to you and lay next to you or rub against you it's because they care.

[@PSKYz419]

wings looks significantly lighter, well done my friend

[@johnlawrence5383]

It’s cause he’s in the dark , his face is really glowing in the monitor light

[@zachscandrett9678]

matthew woodworth

[@Dambob]

I'd say the difference about 'Jack of all trades' devices vs gaming consoles, in my opinion, is portability. My games console will never leave the house, and in my house I have all devices I'd need. However, on the move, I need to use my phone to use multiple devices in one package.

[@Rexourus]

Woodysgamertag is on tosh.o, video on my channel

[@marcgerep]

no offense mate, but the video quality and sound is harsh

[@Rexourus]

hime123 didnt have time to hook up a capture device. Especially for a 16 second clip lol

[@iflanzy]

A key that opens every lock is a master key but a lock that is opened by every key is a shitty lock.

[@WheresMyJuice]

seems like woody was too busy on his minecraft server to keep the show going this week :(

[@SweetPilot94]

is like a job to him man, hes got to keep it flowing. It sucks but we have to respect it. Plus i enjoy watching his minecraft streams now, something to keep me entertained lol

[@BravoAlphaTango]

Believe it or not we have used ARMA in the British army, its called JCOVE, don't ask me what JCOVE means, basically virtual enviorment. There was about 20 of us playing it in one room on laptops (trying to be as tactical as possible) it is pretty cool.

[@yvon3077]

Wings looks much better!

[@Preydiction]

About half way through the show my brother informs me that paul walker died. My day just got fucked.

[@james106810]

Time stamps guys: www.reddit.com/r/PKA/comments/1ru2yg/painkiller_already_157_timeline_references/

[@AIRFORCEFREAK1]

Woody probably talks about Kyle so much that he is assumes he is like a family member to Woody. So Colin calls him uncle.

[@nickdasportsguy]

Please bring Nadeshot on the show!!!

[@vgJunkyard]

2 people died this year in Black friday shit

[@BaconAniimal]

And I stayed at home and got games cheap on steam.

[@vgJunkyard]

Same here!

[@bobmcballsacknoodle197]

I got cheap games on steam

[@jig-ga]

because people are fucking retarded

[@vgJunkyard]

***** IT'S 7 NOW? Jesus Christ!

[@TheKlonkBonk]

Lefty's real name is Ben?

[@chubbs3591]

What you guys said about the healthcare system was correct. My father is a doctor and he got into it for the principles of helping people. But it has changed so much he cant how bad the system is now.

[@TimoFromNorway]

Best pka in a long time. Positive and funny.

[@MrDarfoot]

I have to put this in. My cat waits for me to come home and then waits for me outside of the bathroom(i pee when i get home from work). After I'm done she goes in to the rest room and roams in there until I call it. Then it comes up my stairs and sits on my lap and purs. So idk if it's just mine but it is responsive and isn't just needy. not bashing but figure it's not alll cats

[@motorcycledude101]

1:33:34 You, are welcome.

[@hfhauiefaiefawefae]

RIP Paul Walker (Fast and Furious main guy)

[@sectorcodec]

Is it just me or is one of them making a really high pitched noise?

[@XxLarge100]

Yeah i hear it too

[@NekrusRegret]

Cam Manuel KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!

[@dazzawright35]

I heard it at the start then I turned my TV off and it has stopped

[@dazzawright35]

But I must not

[@SeeingThings123]

Xbox One: Jack of all trades, but master of none PS4: Master of one, and that's gaming To be honest, I'd rather have the master of one.

[@XxXchrisXxX78]

Kyle the United States is not the biggest country in the world lol

[@tenzinite]

Maybe not physically, but we're the loudest and proudest. lol murica

[@stuartm4921]

tenzinite Not mentally either

[@XxXchrisXxX78]

tenzinite That is true lol

[@BreakfloorNerd]

***** and the most ignorant

[@camden132435]

And the best

[@GamersOf318]

The way you get into the doors first on Black Friday is have a friend create a diversion and distract the crowd such as fireworks and while everyone else is diverting there attention to what sounds like apparent gun shots, your ass is getting an xbox one.

[@MrCasuallyAwesome]

I miss live PKA

[@Bagel985]

R.I.P PAUL Walker

[@TheMarcHuerta]

I saw the bug !

[@Amanda-dv1jv]

RIP Paul Walker.

[@fungunsforu]

ronald reagan

[@Jask1717]

Wings is correct the ps3/4 controller charges fully in 15-20 minutes and lasts a day or 2 depending how long you play

[@feffontes]

Paul Walker died :(

[@itsblanko]

Very sad.

[@CatoSierraWasTaken]

when wings said 20% better i got more exited and then more disappointed then i should have.

[@TehSmithy]

the bug on woody

[@i7Cool]

Has anyone noticed that Kyle is a yes man of sorts. Like I can 100% guarantee that if, during the cat section if the show, everyone said they loved cats, he would've said he loved cats as well.

[@Full_Auto_77]

I saw the bug lol

[@IR055IVI4C96]

what time was it around like

[@stephensutton750]

What is is a a