Sirji Mein ne tho Netflix kab ka unsubscribe kar diya. Kapil sharma show is also under threat 😂😂😂😂
@tonyb680Ай бұрын
Hilarious! 😂
@user-ze8km4tt1pАй бұрын
Sunan Abi Dawud 2121 Narrated 'Aishah: The Messenger of Allah (saws) married me when I was seven years old. The narrator Sulaiman said: or Six years. He had intercourse with me when I was nine years old. Abu Tahir Sulayman Al Jannabi was an Ismaili who attacked and broke the Kabba in AD 932 and used the black stone as a toilet seat for 23 years. 😂😂 Sahih Muslim 2767 d Abu Burda reported Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) as saying: There would come people amongst the Muslims on the Day of Resurrection with as heavy sins as a mountain, and Allah would forgive them and He would place in their stead the Jews and the Christians. (As far as I think), Abu Raub said: I do not know as to who is in doubt. Abu Burda said: I narrated it to 'Umar b. 'Abd al-'Aziz, whereupon he said: Was it your father who narrated it to you from Allah's Apostle (ﷺ)? I said: Yes That's why they are fearless 🤣 🤣 🤣 Sunan Abi Dawud 4361 Narrated Abdullah Ibn Abbas: A blind man had a slave-mother who used to abuse the Prophet (ﷺ) and disparage him. He forbade her but she did not stop. He rebuked her but she did not give up her habit. One night she began to slander the Prophet (ﷺ) and abuse him. So he took a dagger, placed it on her belly, pressed it, and killed her. A child who came between her legs was smeared with the blood that was there. When the morning came, the Prophet (ﷺ) was informed about it. He assembled the people and said: I adjure by Allah the man who has done this action and I adjure him by my right to him that he should stand up. Jumping over the necks of the people and trembling the man stood up.
@RMSWorld-990Ай бұрын
😂😂 wow itana acha hai @@user-ze8km4tt1p
@DreamGirl-s2nАй бұрын
@@krishnanr2772 .... lekin humare views se woh paise kamate hai...
@bimlanath9212Ай бұрын
Goodbimla
@paulfrancis2081Ай бұрын
Alokji, Probably that Pakistani and many Pakistanis are misunderstanding IMF as International Muslim Federation 😅 and not International Monetary Fund! 😅😅😅😅
@listenAfrozАй бұрын
Inky kareeb Balochistan main or Khyber main wazeeriztan main swat main Lekin inko India main zulum nazar ata hai. Love from Balochistan ❤
@Eklavya_kumar_jainАй бұрын
Hum kitna bhi invest kar ke kashmir me पर वो हमारी पीठ में छूरा ही घोपेगे Israel - Palestine war ne kaafi cheeze clear kar di hn 🙏
@Sameer_i9Ай бұрын
Namak haram kuch india me bhi he sir
@Love_in_air143Ай бұрын
@@Sameer_i9kuch to namak haram har jagah hote h prr kashmir me kuch jada he h
@SatyamGupta1328Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂پاکستان آزاد ملک ہے۔۔۔کیا جوک ہے😂😂
@tonyb680Ай бұрын
Wah! Kya unique tariqa hai jawab dene ka. Sahi jagah pahunchega! 😂
@pratyushmohanty2221Ай бұрын
Wah kya joke mara 😂
@SaaviSingh-pz4fwАй бұрын
डिमांड तो आयेगी ही वीडियो ही इतनी मजेदार है।
@shwetachoudhary801Ай бұрын
Alok sir Pakistan ko apna hisa bol kar hum Indian ko heartattack na de 😂😂😂
@batman6847Ай бұрын
Hi
@ShahzadJ-d6nАй бұрын
OMG 😳. I'm shocked. DD Alok bhai. Fir BHI. PAK CHINA DOSTI. Ohhhhhh hoooooo. GB ISRAEL AND INDIA
@annadhurve1467Ай бұрын
Jai hind 🙏🚩
@JohnJoseph-fy5bpАй бұрын
Kaina hai ka, jab aap sab kuch udad kar rak di. Bohot badia reaction tha salo ko bheega, bheega kar diya, I like it. 😅.
@ANANDSINGH-xi7qiАй бұрын
Jai Hind
@subhayshaw5077Ай бұрын
अपने ईमान को मसल देने वालोको कहते हैं मसलमान।
@NaveenKumar-kx2rsАй бұрын
Yeh Musalmaan Nahi Hai.Nakli Musalmaan Hai. Saudi Arab Wale inko Musalmaan Nahi Ghulam Kehte Hai.
@NaveenKumar-kx2rsАй бұрын
Yeh Musalmaan Nahi Hai.Nakli Musalmaan Hai. Saudi Arab Wale inko Musalmaan Nahi Ghulam Kehte Hai.
@NaveenKumar-kx2rsАй бұрын
Inko apne uper bumb baandh kar Fatne ke liye Rakha Huya Hai.
@NaveenKumar-kx2rsАй бұрын
Sour ki tarah Bache Paida karte Hai.
@NaveenKumar-kx2rsАй бұрын
Shayad in ke Bache paida karne ki speed dekh Kar sour bhi Sharma jaye.
@RRK1202Ай бұрын
Alok Bhai, you are doing an awesome job. Rock on!!
@dineshmeena8835Ай бұрын
शानदार लगे रहो,और लगाते रहो🌶......आलोक भाई जय हिन्द!
@Citizenoftheuniverse23Ай бұрын
What about Baluchistan?
@MaahirRamVlogsАй бұрын
Sir main Pakistani Hindu hun aapka subscriber Ban Chuka. Kapil Sharma show dekhne ki jarurat Nahin Hai😂😂😂😂
@tahirabbasi5967Ай бұрын
Iran ne Ghar main ghus kar maraa hai real surgical strick ki hai balkot wali fake nhi😂😂😂😂
@jhapravesh1Ай бұрын
@@tahirabbasi5967iran ka ek rocket gira usme bhi palestini mara 😂😂😂… strike kari wo bhi palestini pe😅
@roshni_rani_7070Ай бұрын
@@tahirabbasi5967Or bus ek Banda mara gya😂 vo bhi Palestinian 😂
@tahirabbasi5967Ай бұрын
@@jhapravesh1 ha tu yeh Jo Israel hai pora hai tumhre Israel ne ka kabza Kara Palestine per dekh le pora sal ho gay tumhre pita ji Israel hamas se war nhi Jeet Saka🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jhapravesh1Ай бұрын
@@tahirabbasi5967 dekhte ja beta tum log ki buddhi hai nhi kyuki tum log dimagi apang ho main battleground IRAN hai beta jaha USA ko apna profit chahiye jiske liye israel ka support chahiye dekhte ja khumenai ko waha ki public hi maaregi jaise gaddafi mara tha waise hi
@7x.Indian777Ай бұрын
*All Comedians Born In Pakistan* *Comedy Never End* 🇵🇰😁
@tahirabbasi5967Ай бұрын
@@7x.Indian777 all comedian in indian godi media main hai🤣🤣🤣😂
@HarsaSahu-fl4vsАй бұрын
@@tahirabbasi5967 All comedians bron in Pakistan😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@7x.Indian777Ай бұрын
@@tahirabbasi5967 *Beggars Can't Be Choosers* 😜 *Bhulo Mat* 🤣😂🤣😂🥂💀🌪️🇮🇳👑💪🏻
@ashu20_Ай бұрын
Thank you sir reaction dene k liye ❤
@foodnjoy8418Ай бұрын
Jay hind Jay bharat 🇮🇳 ♥️
@kulbirvirk8150Ай бұрын
Hit show 😅😅😅
@RajatKumar-qs2imАй бұрын
The one who shouts the most in pak sweats the double the shout ! 😅
@ZEETvi-sp8pnАй бұрын
God bless all Human
@shahedkhan7353Ай бұрын
Alok sir nice massage on Tshirt massage sir thank you
Allah khud Bhi AA Jaye toh Bhi pakistan ki Halaat Nahin Sudhar Saktey 😮😮😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Jai Hind Vande Matram 🙏🙏
@C.S.Chauhanofficial991Ай бұрын
Dekhan me chhota lage ghaw kare gambhir 😂😂😂😂😂
@rameshgautam7555Ай бұрын
Alok sar yahi comedy dekhne ke liye main recharge karvata hun😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@tonyb680Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@LomasKumar-c2lАй бұрын
अलोक भाई ये 25वीं बार कर्जा ले रहा है।
@7x.Indian777Ай бұрын
*Israel Be Like : Lgta Hai Ab Apne* *Rath Ko Pakistan Turn Krna Padega* 🤣😂
@tahirabbasi5967Ай бұрын
Iran ne Ghar main ghus kar maraa hai real surgical strick ki hai balkot wali fake surgical strick nhi ki 😂😂😂😂
@BhupinderSingh-fm4cj21 күн бұрын
Alok catch from neck.wel done
@lekhrajkurdia581Ай бұрын
Jai shree ram alokbhai❤
@manjulagopi2957Ай бұрын
Blue shirt aadhmi asli paagal hai😂😂
@ZEETvi-sp8pnАй бұрын
Good job
@ikonloverАй бұрын
Thanks a lot Alok Bhai……I was waiting for U to react for this from last 2 days…..while watching this video on real entertainment channel…..Dil hi dil me Bol raha thaa ruko tumhara baap (Alok Bhai) dega iska jawaab and there u go Bhai…..thanks a lot love u bhai
@Anu_priya_gupta_b1Ай бұрын
ALOK bhaiya aaj kaha busy the 🤔
@ahonmanhamjgfurt4647Ай бұрын
ek Pakistani ne kaha tha.humara karza Allah jhukaenge😂😂😂😂
@IkillwishАй бұрын
😂
@24carat52Ай бұрын
Sole film ki maushi or amitabh ki bate yaad aa gai
@arabindabhattacharjee424Ай бұрын
You are going to beg without permission to😂 Soudi ArB
@alexwest5412Ай бұрын
Unke islam se to IMF upar hi hai, usse bheek jo milti hai alok bhai 😂😂
They are comedians, i used to entertain myself instead Kapil Sharma show.hahahaa... Social cancer.
@sukhidhillon4473Ай бұрын
Good 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
@user-ravipppАй бұрын
एक बाप की औलाद ,,,,,ये गलत बात है ,,,, एक बाप कैसे हो सकता है 😅😅
@thakurmajhi3836Ай бұрын
Thik mat ho pakio nehi toh interten nehi hoga😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jyotipdboro1120Ай бұрын
ग़लती से भी अगर इजरायल के खिलाफ कोई सरकारी बयान आ जाएं और सात बिलियन गया तेल लेने। 😅😅😅😅😅
@arabindabhattacharjee424Ай бұрын
You will always have KASkOL in your hands.
@Rajjuo-bz1en13 күн бұрын
Sir, aapkoh sunke shayad ye ajeeb lagega lekin mai aapke videos as a ASMR video ke taur par bhi sunta hoon
@GagandeepKaur-qh7jmАй бұрын
👍👍👍👍👍
@AbidKhan-f4g29 күн бұрын
😮namaskaar
@jugendra125Ай бұрын
Funny video
@Sukhminder-f1vАй бұрын
Bhai genrrel harbhax singh ke picture lagao jis ne 1965 mein pakstan ko thoka tha
@RakeshKumar-zy4lsАй бұрын
Good 👍 job
@annadhurve1467Ай бұрын
❤❤
@GagandeepKaur-qh7jmАй бұрын
👌👌👌👌👌
@amreeksinghАй бұрын
Azad mulk m kuchh thik nahi chal raha😂😂😂
@HarshKharwar-jp6nfАй бұрын
I personally don't care about the Palestinian issue🤐 Mohammed bin Salman Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia
@shekharpratapsinghnegi7453Ай бұрын
Ye itne acche hai ki jab inke bacche paida hote hai kamal ki Baat to ye hai wo human child nahi hota😂😂😂😂😂😂
@BhagirathKhatri-fi2oeАй бұрын
Maine Aaj dekha hai Rahul Rathore ka channel
@itstygr5249Ай бұрын
Sir plzz odisha ke bare me kuch kahiye sir plzz sir
@chamundaprintpoint7061Ай бұрын
Lahoriyon Ka Confidence to Dekho
@GagandeepKaur-qh7jmАй бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅
@GagandeepKaur-qh7jmАй бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@GagandeepKaur-qh7jmАй бұрын
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
@GagandeepKaur-qh7jmАй бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@flintopalleyn2919Ай бұрын
Kam buddhi jyada jiddi Kom hai 😅😅😅
@GagandeepKaur-qh7jmАй бұрын
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
@GagandeepKaur-qh7jmАй бұрын
😢😢😢😢😢
@laloprajapati6350Ай бұрын
Ye log namk haram hoye he Alok sir
@alokbhatt7202Ай бұрын
Pakistani punjab ke log Balochistan ja nahi sakte aur yeh Israel jayenge 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@GagandeepKaur-qh7jmАй бұрын
😮😮😮😮😮
@SanMoon-h8fАй бұрын
93000😊😊😊😊😊😊
@GagandeepKaur-qh7jmАй бұрын
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@neerajkumarvlogs7676Ай бұрын
Alok sir plz podcast with Major Gaurav Arya sir.Khub banegi baat jab milenge 2 master blaster.that time I feel.proud when I see you❤❤
@bharatbhusanmeher1176Ай бұрын
Jai shree ram❤❤❤
@DEEPAGupta-km3ftАй бұрын
Replace madarsa with gurukul then see the result
@YouTube_prime01Ай бұрын
Jai Hind Jai Bharat🇮🇳❤️🇮🇱
@The_Boss_HarryАй бұрын
Alok Bhai inka yeh 3 saal 4 saal or sarkar time pura nhi karti wala bhi acha churan hai yaar jo Sarkar 3 ya 4 saal mein koi kaam nhi kar rahi to vo 5 saal sarkar mein rehkar kya hi L ukhaad legi. Agar kisse Sarkar ne apne desh ke liye koi kaam karna ho to vo 1 din ja 1 month mein hi karkar dikha deti hai k usme kitna dum hai or vo kya kya kar sakti hai.
@tuhinabhattacharya6358Ай бұрын
At 1.38-4.36✔️✔️Alokji,..at 7.44-8.33✔️,..at 9.30-10.17😂😂✔️,..at 17.04-10😂😂 right Alokji,.at 25.59-27.02😂😂,..
@GagandeepKaur-qh7jmАй бұрын
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
@GagandeepKaur-qh7jmАй бұрын
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
@nilanjan016Ай бұрын
Triksy Turncourt
@abhiramhegde3512Ай бұрын
I want Sharadha peeta back from neelm valley
@vikassrivastava-kj3ysАй бұрын
हाफीजे कुरान का अर्थ बस इतना है अरबी में कुरान पढ़ने वाला 😂😂😂😂 हाफिज ए कुरान को अर्थ एक भी आयत का न मालूम होता है बस पढ़ा होता अरबी में