Palatka-The End of Irony

Released: November 1999
1. The State of 6pm*
2. If You're Not Satisfied with the Current Arrangement...
3. Cheering Section
4. Where the Teachers Go to Learn
5. Rate x Time = Distance
6. Palatka Kills Young Republicans
7. Matured? You Bet!
8. "Let's Have a Kid." "Sure, Why Not?"
9. Another Kind of Blacklist
10. Mark's Shit
11. Voice of the Actors
12. The Current Definition of Friendship is Sorely Lacking

[@brianlong9100]

I feel like all 8 of us should get together for a Palatka-con sometime.

[@aeroena5589]

Please come to palatka

[@MikeLong]

My name is Brian M. Long and I support you and this message 🎉

[@GourmetPez]

grossly underrated

[@toddmichaeljohnson7139]

I love this record and it's beautiful b-side artwork.

[@mikeyyeda4892]

oh god i haven't heard them in so long! love this!

[@brianlong9100]

At least 36 people in this world know what's up...

[@canadianwasteland]

420 now 😜

[@2000birdsfly]

@@canadianwastelandUPDATE: 22k now lol

[@Wenz44]

That girl from the first song is the lead singer of Discount. 😮

[@jakubowskij]

One of the greatest fucking bands of all time! Played for 12 minutes live it was incredible.

[@dingdongism]

Of all time? Bit of an overstatement, no?

[@joshjnp8900]

@@dingdongism Not at all. Go listen to Freebird and carry on.

[@dingdongism]

@@joshjnp8900 Freebird? What sort of nonsense is that? Quit making statements that are far too strong just because you like a band. "This band fucking rocks," is sufficient to show us you like this band.

[@joshjnp8900]

@@dingdongism The band effing rocks! Is what you say after seeing a band like Van Halen or some 80’s hair band. Not a Hardcore band.

[@joshjnp8900]

@@dingdongism Besides you don’t question Josh Jukabowski from Joshua Fit For Battle, Neil Perry, and Hot Cross.

[@sdajr76]

Dude, I fucking love this band. They were a something else live.

[@redbrokendeadpunk]

who dares dislike this? one nerd who just don't get it.

[@Anonymous-pm7bv]

Palatka means little hut in Russian.

[@holocaust_2.0]

Palatka is a small city in Florida, west of Hastings, south of Green Cove Springs, east of Interlachen, north of Lake George.

[@cheeseburgerwalrus499]

I'd be curious to know how many people only know of this album because they lived/live, in or near, shithole Palatka.

[@Ibam323]

I live in Orange Park but my wife has to drive to Palatka all the time for work

[@cheeseburgerwalrus499]

@@Ibam323 God bless her. I'm partially kidding, I grew up in Tampa, my mom grew up in Palatka. Used to visit family back in the day in Palatka and it always seemed like such a boring town. It has its history, but it's just got nothing going on for it anymore. Now I live near the Jax area, and occasionally drive through Palatka, still seems like it has nothing going for it. I can respect that small town lifestyle though, I actually prefer it, but Palatka would be stupidly boring to live in. I guess this band actually named themselves Palatka for the same reasons. It's not even a blip on the map, so they just rolled with it. But I would have never found them if it wasn't for family history.

[@ForeignOnEarth]

i can relate to some of the songnames (y)

[@rall1zes.denudes]

nice

[@aeroena5589]

i remember this having 1k views bro

[@warganet6243]

violence me

[@ause4233]

emoviolence issa joke

[@joel198d]

It’s true But I don’t think it’s actually a genre also emo forever up tha punx

[@dangooo0994]

it's just punk with octaves and cry vocals

[@hankjenningsbigbuzzard]

It's called Skramz in these parts ...

[@Noothgrush420]

Metal is lame