"They're part of Squad broken, if you know what that is, I feel sorry for what you went through, if you don't know what that is, I suggest you give it a read." For a moment, I forgot about it, then I remembered looking it up cause I was curious. I hope tyranids eat your craftworld, elf-lover -snort-
@pancreasnowork99392 жыл бұрын
It’s just a story about how DEAD HARD the Orks are bro
@ChronicNOTAG2 жыл бұрын
@@pancreasnowork9939 "Eduardo’s teammates ran shrieking into the depths of the abandoned tanker, the grunting lustful or-" oh Emperor dammit.
@gaunt72192 жыл бұрын
@@pancreasnowork9939 For once i dont know what the degenerate thing is. Assuming some erotica featuring orks?
@linkholder2 жыл бұрын
@@pancreasnowork9939 Me, shortly after looking it up: "I hate it here"
@linkholder2 жыл бұрын
@Stephen Rock so have I, still hate it here matter of fact, how did I get here?
@whistlerdan77182 жыл бұрын
I love the idea of an Ork religious civil war because one Ork prefers to say Mork and Gork instead of Gork and Mork
@SamueL-td7fb2 жыл бұрын
That's called "tuesday" in Ork society
@juice6521 Жыл бұрын
Orks just have too much in common so it's hard for them to find excuses to fight each other. The only thing Orks can disagree on is who's bigga, who's meaner and who's da best.
@boomer310 Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately Ghaz would probably just end it by beating each warboss and having them join him
@shadybr1t177 Жыл бұрын
@@juice6521 orks fight each other too much lol
@questorincompetus8841 Жыл бұрын
That actually happened once on a planet called gorka Morka.
@maceja58902 жыл бұрын
mork and gorkpilled
@pancreasnowork99392 жыл бұрын
It’s Gork and Morkpilled, ya git
@khaaneph73112 жыл бұрын
@@pancreasnowork9939 No it ain’t, only a grot wou’ say dat *getz out me ‘uge choppa*
@bry40822 жыл бұрын
@@khaaneph7311 Oi ya git settle down or da boss wil krump ya
@EMan-19202 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I had ta sew up da last Bois who didn't shut der gobs up wen da Warboss came throo. Now Garbog and Wiznaffa havta share da same body, an da Bois get a roight good laff outta dat one. Two 'eads iz betta den one! Ha ha ha!
@@maxmustermann-zx9yq I’d like to play the battlefleet gothic board game one day. If I do don’t you worry; their flying garbage heaps will be mentioned. If not, maybe I’ll talk about the Battlefleet Gothic video game and the Orks their one day.
@BouncingTribbles2 жыл бұрын
Green pill is best pill
@kurros12702 жыл бұрын
You could say they're Fun-Guys.
@anonenormous2376 Жыл бұрын
Basically bluepilled from a certain point of view. Embracing and enjoying being a simp for warfare
@iainhansen10472 жыл бұрын
Describing the elders motivation as “not wanting to be raped for eternity” is so hilariously but also depressingly accurate.
@gumbo8212 жыл бұрын
It is their fault though
@pancreasnowork99392 жыл бұрын
@@gumbo821 to be fair the Craftworlders were the ones who looked at what was happening and went “fuck this I’m out.” Now the Dark Eldar? Yeah that’s all on them, motherfuckers looked at what happened to their empire and went “let’s keep going EVEN FURTHER” because pattern recognition is a skill very few possess in the 41st/42nd millennium.
@gaspersb2 жыл бұрын
POWER raped. While distasteful this is more of an accurate description of the fate that awaits them.
@manboy47202 жыл бұрын
or getting turned into a skin chair.
@agentc70202 жыл бұрын
@@manboy4720 why not both?
@jb03hf2 жыл бұрын
The Orks are the only non-grim-dark in 40K. They are the perfect species. They are pure Zen in 40K.
@KYDEX972 жыл бұрын
Tau arent grimdark either
@pancreasnowork99392 жыл бұрын
Ya can’t be miserable if you thrive on misery
@XtreemAlan2 жыл бұрын
@@pancreasnowork9939 sounds suspiciously Slaanesh
@Vanzgars2 жыл бұрын
"The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude." -Uthan the Perverse, Eldar philosopher
@pancreasnowork99392 жыл бұрын
@@Vanzgars if an Eldar, the most full of themselves race, admits they’ve got things figured out who are we to argue?
@dank_smirk2ndchannel2002 жыл бұрын
7:07 I wouldn’t necessarily say that the Orks don’t have other goals. For example, there is a Warboss called Wazdakka Gutsmek, who's basically an Ork version of Doomrider. His goal is that he wants to create a portal network that would be an interstellar highway, so he could ride his bike from one end of the galaxy to the other, probably because he realized that that's the sickest shit.
@manolo74902 жыл бұрын
What a funky dude
@DetectiveLance Жыл бұрын
Why have I never heard of this wild mother fucker before?
@benoliver5593 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a certain ghost alien from Invader Zim "because its cool." And you can't win a argument against that.
@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 Жыл бұрын
@@benoliver5593 based.
@funkyweapon1981 Жыл бұрын
He's like Lobo!
@adolfgaming17612 жыл бұрын
My friend: “Lets play WH40K I’ll be the eldar” Me the ORK appreciator: Fine I’ll bring my 10,000 ORK Boyz.
@pancreasnowork99392 жыл бұрын
I love the eldar but there’s a certain level of appreciation you have to have for the horde of angry mushroom soccer hooligans coming to kick your ass because it’s fun and they think you think it’s also fun.
@Sir_Bucket2 жыл бұрын
@@pancreasnowork9939 That's the orks everytime they meant the space marines. They sees genetically-modified humans made for war and assume that they must be having fun too. They are the guys who type "gl hf" in chat before a online game.
@GusMortis2 жыл бұрын
:Salesman slaps shuriken cannon: This baby can chop so many mushrooms!
@redragon19902 жыл бұрын
Why bring 10k when you can bring 1 who thinks hes 10k
@didrechus99042 жыл бұрын
@@Sir_Bucket some SM did run a fucking race with some orks ... that also why i love the Space wolf ... they are here and enjoy behing there
@darthplagueis132 жыл бұрын
When you feel like you're done with the Grimdark you can always move on to the GreenDakka
@pancreasnowork99392 жыл бұрын
Grim and Dark < Gork and Mork
@ijustmorbed91802 жыл бұрын
Hi
@latrodectusmactans75922 жыл бұрын
Something kinda funny about the Orks: They were the first of the major factions the Tau encountered. After that, even the Imperium looks pretty normal.
@migrivp26722 жыл бұрын
And the drunkardreeetard too, so the blue head vaginia are not perturbed by the toasterboiz.
@robertmurray.73612 жыл бұрын
"I fight for the Emperor and mankind!" "I fight for the salvation of my race." "I fight for galactic peace." "FIGHTIN' IZ FIGHTIN'!!"
@Meme-Weeb-Dweeb Жыл бұрын
'Y 'dey chang' foight? Foight is foight!"
@TheGoodLuc Жыл бұрын
Ya Panzie!
@doublep19802 жыл бұрын
People tend to brush off the Orks as the comic relief faction in 40k but remember: It took Failbaddon 13 Black Crusades to put a dent in the Imperium, the Orks only needed 1 War of the Beast to almost defeat the Imperium.
@gingermcgingin4106 Жыл бұрын
Also during the Great Crusade an Ork Warlord fought the Emperor, Horus, & like 3 other Primarchs, & almost killed them all.
@tomb1686 Жыл бұрын
Only reason orks arent controlling the entire galaxy by now is because -GW hates them- they cant get themselves organized
@Sombra_zx Жыл бұрын
@@gingermcgingin4106 yeah and was the antecessor from Ghazgkull aka the anterior Great Ork Primark
@TheGoodLuc Жыл бұрын
@@gingermcgingin4106 I remember Horus told Mournival he believed it would be greenskins who would destroy humanity. He may not be wrong.
@alejandroelluxray5298 Жыл бұрын
The orks are a very fun faction, but not taking them seriously is the bane of anyone who dares to fight them
@mikkelnpetersen2 жыл бұрын
The purpose of a shoota isn't to kill the enemy, it's to make a lot of noise while getting into melee range.
@justhere97312 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: when Ghazghkull captured Commissar Yarrick, his greatest enemy, he didn’t have him killed. He made his boys give Yarrick a victory parade, and gave Yarrick a ship, with the simple instruction of “go to Armageddon and prepare for a good fight”. He could’ve killed Yarrick and, without a powerful leader like him, Armageddon may have fallen to the Orks. But Ghaz wanted a right and proper fight. He even had his Doks butcher Yarrick’s pilot, who had betrayed Yarrick and delivered him to the Orks, for being a coward like that.
@SpoopySquid25 күн бұрын
Professionals have standards
@Reddotzebra2 жыл бұрын
Since Gork and Mork are always fighting, and Ork theological discussion inevitable devolves into fights over which one is better you would assume that Gork and Mork are enemies. If you do then you really don't get Orks. They fight for fun, so why should their gods be any different?
@BaranZenon2 жыл бұрын
I also like that story from WH Fantasy, when Gork and Mork beat the crap out of Nurgle, becouse it was a fun thing to do :D
@whosthere86582 жыл бұрын
@@BaranZenon it was not just nurgle it was nurgle AND khorne
@shrek67232 жыл бұрын
@@BaranZenon And not just for fun, but because some boyz got misguided and tricked into joining chaos because nurgle was big and green, so Gork and Mork took it personally,
@Qardo2 жыл бұрын
Really with recent lore and maybe I am reading into too much. Gork and Mork have been fighting each other less and less. In truth, seem to be focus on something bigger that is coming. This is why the Orks have been seemingly been more organized over time. The two gods are readying themselves for a bigger fight and can't wait. I could be wrong but that's how I understood it with some vague lore hints.
@biocraft89792 жыл бұрын
Didn't GORK make MORK sou he can have some one ti fight because if no ather God is fighting you can just fight your self
@MothFable Жыл бұрын
My favorite thing about orks is that the teenagers go thru a rebellious phase where they act like a standard military, being organized and using sound tactics. They do drills and keep everything in good shape, etc. love it
@BGinfinite00Ай бұрын
Why is that?
@gudboah46882 жыл бұрын
As a daemons player, I respect orks for their conversion value alone. Most other table top models can be converted into daemon models. Daughters of khaine can work for slaanesh, you can put some wings on a dreadnought and call it a daemon prince, etc. but with orks? Anything can count as an ork model. ANYTHING.
@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 Жыл бұрын
In fantasy I think there's at least one instance of them beating a demon prince into submission and then sticking a fucking war carriage on his back
@tarot3078 Жыл бұрын
I’ve seen a ork player with a Gretchin riding a tyrannid with a “shitty” mind control helmet. He called it his looted genstealer. It was glorious
@snakething872 жыл бұрын
Interestingly enough, in the real world mushrooms are actually fire resistant. So orks should probably be even more resilient than they already are.
@benoliver5593 Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately in 40k they are using CHEMICAL throwers only the orks is using flamethrowers........and maybe a few priest and Sisters who don't have the right requisition papers
@alejandroelluxray5298 Жыл бұрын
@@25thVictoryNow that would be a hilarious way to beat them
@de_showstep2 жыл бұрын
"orks are a horde army therefore they cost alot" *Laughs in 3d printer*
@isuckatusernames42972 жыл бұрын
the only way to play tabletop is by actively not buying the official release
@confusedbagel2 жыл бұрын
hahaha Go giT Em
@tzardnickolasthelitromanov Жыл бұрын
GW: " _Wait, that's illegal. You're not Supposed to do that_ " *ups the prices of the models even further out of spite* "Why is nobody buying the models?" "Am _I_ the problem here? No, it's these dam kids and their pesky fan-made cahntent" *Takes down Fan-made content and 99.99% of everything related* "Why do people hate us all of a sudden? And why are our sales suffering _even further_ ?" *Repeat Cycle*
@schmeatgaming853 Жыл бұрын
@@tzardnickolasthelitromanov I feel like this is the same problem that Warthunder has
@tzardnickolasthelitromanov Жыл бұрын
@@schmeatgaming853 It could be said for almost every Game company to a certain degree barring a couple of alterations here and there. It's just that some; are (far, far) more worse than others are. ((Either due to their own incompetence or the like. And how well they maintain their PR/Public Image)).
@pnutimusthe1st2 жыл бұрын
Why I love Orks 1:04-1:14. This sentence means that no matter how strong you get the Orks will match you in strength as he said the only reason they are Orks now is because nobody was strong enough for the Korks anymore so they essentially devolved to become weaker just so the other races didn’t get stomped. Orks will always be da biggest and da strongest.
@gulaggorilla39682 жыл бұрын
Love to imagine when the ork die their souls just go the realm of Gork and Mork and watch them fight like a crowd at a sports game. Ork1:Iv got 14 big teef on Gork landin a sholid wap on Mork Forst Ork2: Oh YA Well iv got 8 big boss teef on Mork sneekin a gud upa chut on Gork Forst
@pancreasnowork99392 жыл бұрын
I think when they die they just get their souls tossed into another body and have another go at it. That being said, this interpretation is a lot funnier and so it is now canon.
@brok562 жыл бұрын
@@pancreasnowork9939 Maybe they are in The stadium watching gork and mork show how to really krump, while waiting for their ressurection.
@GROOT04042 жыл бұрын
@@brok56 I mean that's got to be the best thing for Orks. Watch a good fight and then have some more fun before dying again.
@delargewritings33462 жыл бұрын
Like an entertaining queue they wait in until they respawn from the spores.
@deron22032 жыл бұрын
@@brok56 it's like gulag for warzone they fight for respawn and while they wait for their turn to fight they see gork and mork fight 😂
@fluffy03122 жыл бұрын
in Space Marine you play an Ultramarine against Orks and the funny thing about it is that Orks think blue is a lucky colour so they miss alot more just because what they think is real is becoming real
@Mecha_Hitler8 ай бұрын
israel is real
@dylanvickers79532 жыл бұрын
Every Orks player are the best people to interact with. As an Ork player, what drew me in and away from Eldar (my first army) was how fun and customizable they were. I was never an Role Player for anything else, but when I played Orks I found myself “thinking Orkish” more and more, and whenever I lost I had fun fighting.
@deficit062 жыл бұрын
One of the best things of the ork army is that you can literally pick a toy car you have liying around, ork it up with some orky bits and you can have a tournament-legal buggy! Hell, you can even loot other armies vehicules, ork it up and still use them as trucks or buggies XD
@aydengartenlaub2 жыл бұрын
I dunno if most of the stuff I make is Tournament Legal, my Deff Dread made out of a Defiler certainly isnt on the proper base, but i dont care and its fun
@deficit062 жыл бұрын
@@aydengartenlaub Amen! Thats the orky way!
@BouncingTribbles2 жыл бұрын
I only buy used non-ork vehicles now. I have a devilfish waiting to be converted into a chinork XD
@MK_ULTRA4202 жыл бұрын
"Dis 'ere's called a Tonka." "Why'sdat? It looks like a smol Battlewagon." "Dat's whadda Tonka iz, a smol Battlewagon." "So jus' call it a smol Battlewagon." "Iz easier to call it a Tonka." "Ah, makes sense."
@rumpelstilzz2 жыл бұрын
Oo da zog karez 'bout tourramen' leegal. Iz da fery point o' daboyz, ork erryfin' up ya kan find.
@moobles29982 жыл бұрын
4:10 I am proud to say I didn't hesitate a second to say "Well, to fight! Obviously!". I don't even play Warhammer, but these boiz are growing on me, like some sort of foot-fungus.
@dressednplaid4875 Жыл бұрын
Never to late to start collecting....
@rikifromplanetk8305 Жыл бұрын
@@dressednplaid4875yep just started my first Boyz set a month agi
@seanturner11972 жыл бұрын
The orks being sentient fungi, has gotten me to ponder, what does the imperium use to make their bread rise and brew their beer? Did they take spores from dead orks and genetically engineer them to make a super yeast?
@maxaltenkirch10222 жыл бұрын
What do you think the imperium did with all the ork carcasses on Armageddon?
@zcgamerandreacts27622 жыл бұрын
@@maxaltenkirch1022 does that technically mean super tiny orks are living in some unfortunate guardsmen?
@GlitchTechV12 жыл бұрын
@@zcgamerandreacts2762 I think it's unfortunate that a guardsmen doesn't usually have the luxury to eat bread at all
@scienceme97942 жыл бұрын
@@zcgamerandreacts2762 Da WAAAAAAAAGH IZ DA POWAH HOUZ A' DA SELL
@VVopal2 жыл бұрын
Well there is fungus beer that they make I'm pretty sure. It was mentioned in brutal kunnin
@aonbrogan82662 жыл бұрын
The only way an Ork can lose is by dying peacefully of old age. Thank goodness Orks are immortal.
@Lorddacenshadowind2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being an amazing ork, then getting trapped in a rock slide, stuck slowly dying of starvation, thirst or oxygen... nothing to fight nothing to truly struggle against, dying slowly
@an_amazing_ace781010 ай бұрын
@@Lorddacenshadowind Pal, I think you just invented ork hell.
@Slender_Man_1869 ай бұрын
@@Lorddacenshadowind you’re assuming that ork wouldn’t try to fight the shit out of those rocks.
@vx84312 жыл бұрын
Orks are also extremely broken if you play Free Bootaz. Free Bootaz won the biggest tournament finals in like 3 rounds because new codex is busted.
@donniebooshae38802 жыл бұрын
Not so much after the balance pat h
@RazorTreewise2 жыл бұрын
"They're part of Squad broken" - I cant believe you´ve done this. I expected something cool about da boyz teaming up with someone, but this. How do I uninstall a memory
@cptblood1981 Жыл бұрын
Youse start wit da gud hamma and youse aims it right between da eyes
@gingermcgingin4106 Жыл бұрын
@cptblood1981 Iffin yaz kant foind a 'amma, den juz smash ya 'ead into anyfink 'ard, loik a brikk wall, or a rokk.
@cptblood1981 Жыл бұрын
@@gingermcgingin4106 or another one a da Boyz.
@MrMrGman2 жыл бұрын
Hey loving these types of videos so.... GIMME MORE specifically the Necrons
@pancreasnowork99392 жыл бұрын
They’re probably gonna be one of the Do or Dont’s that’s sooner rather than later. Not one of the upcoming planned ones but I do have a basic idea down for them!
@cyrolocker12292 жыл бұрын
I’m now imagine the orks sitting down and figuring how to get more money to appease gork and mork “BOYZ… WE CANNOT AFFORD MORE ORKS”
@deeznuts-kw6yv Жыл бұрын
”OI WOT DO YOUZ MEAN WEZ DONT ‘AV ‘NUFF TEEF TO BUY NEW BOYZ!?"
@cyrolocker1229 Жыл бұрын
@@deeznuts-kw6yv “ THE UMIES AT GAMES WORKSHOP RAISED THE PRICE OF OUR BOYZ GET STARTED PAINTING KITS AND NOW WE’Z CANT AFFORD NO MORE”
@timothybyrne97642 жыл бұрын
Make a dakka jet out of a ww1 biplane. Be happy, and continue kitbashing other things.
@CherryBlossom-mh6vv2 жыл бұрын
6:20 don’t you be calling da beast of Armageddon himself a “rape train”, he’s not some horrid dark eldar he’s a simple man who wants one thing DAKA
@drkreuzer6702 жыл бұрын
Iz agree, Itz Should be called da WAAAAGH TRAIN!
@piotrmiler2342 жыл бұрын
@@drkreuzer670 No , WAAAAGH Wagon iz beter .
@arise_femto2 жыл бұрын
I like how this episode is *so* much shorter than the other ones simply because; "To play like an Ork, you must play like an Ork. In otherwise, go stupid." -Sun Tzu
@Xion_Toshiro Жыл бұрын
What I love most about Da Orks; they don't know what failure even is - to them - failure isn't... failing, just another reason to give it another go - something to live by
@TheRaikoku2 жыл бұрын
Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks! Y'all know the rythm, boyz
@redbear21132 жыл бұрын
Even if you kill them with flamethrowers they drop spore at random throughout there lives, so you would have to go anywhere they've ever been and purge the soils.
@voidax52202 жыл бұрын
I love orks. We all die eventually but they have fun dying and even make their kin happy in the process. Always happy whatever it is besides silly ooman problems. So pure and simple
@Grammar_police4202 жыл бұрын
"If you only have one god who is it supposed to fight is the funniest shit I’ve heard”
@tycad89902 жыл бұрын
Honestly, probably my favorite faction in 40k. I can't afford to get into the table top game because no money or smart, but if I had both of those things, it'd be an Ork army for me. I'm not here to win, I'm here to have a good time wit da boyz.
@Qardo2 жыл бұрын
Orks are the faction you can just make shit up and 99% of the time. It is possible. Because Orks! You want Ork WAAGH that is made up of literally terrible green skin versions of Star Trek. Can do it. Want a very Orky version of Star Wars? Hell, can do that too. Want to recreate an Ork version of the Fonzie from Happy Days. You can and have a maneuver called "Jumpin' Da Shark, Boyz!" Which either can go great and the Boyz get a boost or go poorly and well...Fonzie dies but the Boyz have a great laugh. Orks you can just be mental and have fun. It would all be lore accurate. As everyone else complains. You just laugh and flip the table. Why? ORKS NEVER LOSE!!
@The80sWolf_11 ай бұрын
Buy their kill team
@dank_smirk2ndchannel2002 жыл бұрын
"The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn. And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude." - Uthan the Perverse, Eldar Philosopher
@midnightflare98792 жыл бұрын
Mr. Krabs: You planted grass? Plankton: *GRASS?!*
@ZackdasBohne Жыл бұрын
My favorite Ork experience: I came to a pen and paper group of an radical xenos inquistor in Training and his group. And I became a group member as an ork mercenary, who is looking for more exotic fights. This is as radical a xenos inquisitor gets I believe. 😂
@logangrimnar3800 Жыл бұрын
I always thought my love of combat yet occupation as a combat medic in the Army clashed, but considering my manic obsession with physiology, machines and my favorite color being green I now understand I am an Ork Pain Boi!
@MagusMirificus2 жыл бұрын
"There's like a thousand people in the galaxy smart enough to do that and all of them are the Salamanders." Annnnnnnd Liked, Commented, and Subscribed.
@FirelordNinzhan2 жыл бұрын
Love this series, wanna see tau or necrons specifically
@pancreasnowork99392 жыл бұрын
Those two would probably be some of the ones I do next, I’m more familiar with them than other armies. Plus as much as Tau in melee being shit is a meme it’s also a fairly accurate meme.
@FirelordNinzhan2 жыл бұрын
@@pancreasnowork9939 it really isn't. Tau only have shoot phase.
@formdoggie52 жыл бұрын
@@FirelordNinzhan dont they have groot and crazy good shotgun equivalents on their stealth suits?
@FirelordNinzhan2 жыл бұрын
@@formdoggie5 Yes, though two units that are useful in melee only prove the rule.
@formdoggie52 жыл бұрын
@@FirelordNinzhan touche. However, I rember stealth suit shot guns with anti vehicle mines being one of the best things ever. They become like mini battlesuit heroes and can take out essentially anything on the field with all their bonuses if they are in anything resembling decent cover.
@dueinuremom5082 Жыл бұрын
Orks act like they are being controlled by a character in a video game. They don’t really care if they die, they don’t really care if they get hurt, and if they stop fighting for 4 and a half seconds they go find something to fight and the death of their comrades is a jovial thing for them.
@alanstringer.2 жыл бұрын
"The Orkdustrial Revulooshun and its consikwencis have been a roight fun time, dey have" Awesome.
@cron18072 жыл бұрын
The Salamanders are the best group of the entire 40k. They will cook your enemies, then use the same flamethrowers to bbq you a nice steak
@Qardo2 жыл бұрын
Also, they are very nice dudes. Their mommies are proud! Other than that Karen....swear she is either a Chaos Cultist or a Genestealer Cultist. Maybe both but can't roast her................yet.
@MK_ULTRA4202 жыл бұрын
"Taste the flesh, not the flame." ~ Primaris Marine Hank Hill, from Nocturne Propane
@actingapple36072 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love this series, it does something that not a lot of other faction "review" series', or even videos, do, go into depth about strengths and weaknesses. And because this series goes over a single faction each time you can explain them in more detail without skimping on the jokes
@pancreasnowork99392 жыл бұрын
That’s the reason for this. All the other videos I’ve seen going over factions was either all of them at once or a lore video that had nothing to do with rules or models. I figured I could fill a niche!
@lostbutfreesoul2 жыл бұрын
You want to know the interesting part about Mork and Gork: Draw the yin and yang but pictured as two orks wrestling... this race is deep on so many levels!
@Skaramine2 жыл бұрын
From the Cockney accents to the magical stupidity (and GW honoring Barry Allen for “red goes fast”) I’m a proud fan of the Boyz.
@Potemking2 жыл бұрын
You mentioned squad broken and I searched and read it and am now deeply scarred thank you
@FreakyGremlinDK2 жыл бұрын
Do: The variation in each model is incredible. Unlike many armies who has the same uniform, shapes and weapons, Orks can look very different from one another with different looking weapons and decorations. Even if you have hundreds of orks, none can look the same if you assemble them like that.
@soup8315 Жыл бұрын
I'm glad to see that someone acknowledged the fact that since the first total Warhammer game the Orks have had painting their chariots red as a research giving a speed bonus. how could you not love these guys?
@wither56732 жыл бұрын
the orks are just....the best, i cant find anything to hate about them, they are just great and honestly i envy their life style, so much simpler then the shit we have to deal with in modern SOCIETY.
@DarkmourneTheFlayer2 жыл бұрын
I find playing Orks wraps the stupidity back around itself to be something genius. First you think of the smart stuff, then you start thinking Orky-like, then you realize the can of worms you've opened and you see the sheer cartoony genius of it all. As of the time of this comment, it's 9th Edition and Orks got some buffs they didn't have at the time of this video's publication. They're TONS of fun. High skill floor, though. Like, weirdly high until things finally click.
@veajakorobearej1369 Жыл бұрын
And ya can make ragnarork to summona gork and mork to crump all gits by ya side
@jonaslundberg82752 жыл бұрын
Love your comment " while killing orcs you having sex with them" that got me going so hard that i started panic couching and puked on floor while having a feber of 39.4
@Leostar-Regalius2 жыл бұрын
i made an ork that dressed up as a salamanders, followed their beliefs(in his own way) but he breaks canon because he was the only ork to form, and he can do the spore thing, so far he's trying to patch up the armor till he can fit in with the real salamanders, unlike normal orks he believes the salamanders are lucky due to their green armor and near immortal due to how they basically torture themselves, he has adapted the fire thing, he found a bunch of bolter rifles and somehow made a gatling bolter that can shoot flaming rounds, because why not (btw i don't even know if this would be a possible character/thing, i just know though, it could possibly exist in the TTS universe)
@WALDO10002 жыл бұрын
Harlequins. Harlequins are the other faction in the game that has fun. It’s a dark sardonic humor but they have fun. They are killer elf space clowns.
@pancreasnowork99392 жыл бұрын
Honk God is the best 40K god. Sigmar and Ulric of course being the best Warhammer gods but that’s a whole separate thing.
@angelocosentino99032 жыл бұрын
Dude. The amount of subscribers you have after committing a year to this channel is impressive! Love the cheeky explanation of the warhammer universe!
@RatchetSly2 жыл бұрын
I know little about WH/40k/AoS, but these videos have me fully entertained regardless. Nice work with the dry humour and editing!
@dcc1052 жыл бұрын
Best thing about orks You can literally make the mechs and vehicles at home with a knife, glue, and some scrap plastic and be golden.
@tanall59592 жыл бұрын
"Dakka ain' da'ansah. Dakka da questin'. Da ansah is 'MOAR!'" -The great green philosopher, Orkrates
@iamtheyeti66632 жыл бұрын
Orks, the closest thing to British people in 40k, bad teeth, funny accents, and love for a good old scrap 😂
@craigstkitts4912 жыл бұрын
This was glorious! I play Ultramarines and even I want to play Orks now.
@KYDEX972 жыл бұрын
Thats like playing the default class on any game and wanting to try custom classes after getting the basic ropes
@Qardo2 жыл бұрын
Orks you can go wild. Though tabletop rule wise they are boring. So toss that damn book out and go wild. Rules only matter to losers. AND ORKS NEVER LOSE!
@0la_N0rdman2 жыл бұрын
Truly the best faction for fun, both for you and the one you Are playing against....sometimes
@user-ps2sg8qr2k2 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine the player having so much fun, he win with only 3 table tops, because they don't care about winning, but the battle itself
@excellentmanoftaste26262 жыл бұрын
ABZOLOOTLY ZOGGIN’ PURFEKT!
@duncanidaho3740 Жыл бұрын
My favorite fan theory I have ever heard about this game is that the only reason the Emperor of Man is still alive is because the Orks believe he’s still alive en masse. So it’s the Orks reality-warping stupidity, not the golden throne or the daily sacrifices of thousands of psykers, that sustain his immortal energies. 😂😂😂
@mr.revrac5602 Жыл бұрын
Well its not true because thats not how orks work
@Darkmage12932 жыл бұрын
I mean, that was the argument to play Orks: "Because they think fighting is fucking FUN." And if they're having fun, you are.
@lostbutfreesoul2 жыл бұрын
There is one weapon that made me love orks forever: Bubble chukka! In past editions each one required multiple dice rolls before you even started the attack, so an army of mostly these was fun!
@METALandFumasu2 жыл бұрын
Eldar motivation as "not being raped for all eternity" I burst out laughing at that one.
@Rotihn2 жыл бұрын
Nice baneblade ya got there, mind if I drown it in slugga boyz for an hour?
@nicholasbonk84142 жыл бұрын
This has quickly become one of my favorite youtube channels, keep up the good work!
@BootsofBlindingSpeed2 жыл бұрын
Ork fighting philosophy is how I conduct myself in MMA: Fought & won? You won because you fought & won. Fought & lost? You won because you fought.
@nightelflevel50622 жыл бұрын
Thanks for making these videos I really enjoy them. Maybe once you run out of factions you can give overviews of battles that you had in much this same style. I think that the tabletop is interesting but I find watching most videos on it akin to watching paint dry while a dyslexic reads an encyclopedia to me.
@highjumpstudios23842 жыл бұрын
Thank you for introducing me to the literary masterpiece that is squad broken
@jamesca12321422 жыл бұрын
Giff: NEED MOAR DAKKA BORF: NO, YOUSE NEED MOAR CHOPPA Giff: ME CHOPPA DA HUMIES??? Borf: CHOP, SHOT, CHOMP STOMP. I IZ A POET Giff: BRINGZ DA TEARZ TO MA EYEZ been playing orks for almost 15 years. Haven't always held the battlefield. But I have never lost a battle. Simple As.
@linked2dio262 жыл бұрын
I look forward to your Do and Don't for the Tau, cause it gonna be funny AF
@jasonhemphill69802 жыл бұрын
40,000k more of these videos please. I love your content!!!
@alexyore28702 жыл бұрын
Just discovered your videos and loving them. Keep it up man!
@microwavegommmm9162 жыл бұрын
I love the little comedic bits throughout these vids
@sadchiefanakin14962 жыл бұрын
As someone trying to learn about warhammer, I thought it was a joke calling them mushrooms because they were green. It took me a while to put it together.
@renejaensch87232 жыл бұрын
Orks are fun.. from a distance
@bait4sale90012 жыл бұрын
If Space Marine 1 was fighting Orks until Chaos butted in, it’d be hilarious if in 2 we’re fighting Nids till the Orks crash in
@user-zp4ge3yp2o2 жыл бұрын
@@bait4sale9001 I'm not really interested in 2 but if they did that: game of the year. An enterprising Ork warlord lured the tyranids to an imperial sector so he can drop all his boys right into the middle of an almighty scrap, maybe test out a stompa he's been workin on.
@BrotherDoorkeeper Жыл бұрын
"That's right, by fighting the orks, you're technically having sex with them." That puts a whole new light on the ork's love of fighting. xD
@ruansilva89392 жыл бұрын
4:15 I died laughing at this part 🤣
@ClevelandSteamer0 Жыл бұрын
Orks are the most fun model kits of all the GW range. I collect blood angels too, and have an eye starting a third army… probably knights, but goddam, I love me some orks.
@eviljoshy34022 жыл бұрын
"GW stands for Give Wallet" That made me laugh and it is so true.
@qunningStunts Жыл бұрын
Pointing out they're so goddamned stupid it wraps around reality to become a super power, makes me laugh every time I rewatch this
@TheGreatMoonFrog2 жыл бұрын
Orks are as far as I can tell the good guys in the 40k universe. They are the only race that would bring about eternal happiness for all if they took over everything.
@7GamesUnlimited72 жыл бұрын
Just found this youtube channel in my recommended. My lucky day I'm about to binge them videos
@coprophagichobo2377 Жыл бұрын
I just finished binging a ton of TF2 content and to see it here makes me feel like i can never escape it.
@Wbfuhn2 жыл бұрын
I learned about the universes origins from "If the Emperor had a text-to-speech device installed on the golden throne". It was a 2 part episode. Funny series.
@thepleasednutlord2 жыл бұрын
I love how stupidly overpowered they are the epitome of failing upwards
@rabbitcouch152 жыл бұрын
The greatest implication of the latent Ork gestalt consciousness is that because they think the Emperor is alive, he stays alive.
@MajorSvenGaming2 жыл бұрын
Really like your style and the delivery of these videos.
@thegametroll62642 жыл бұрын
Greenskins are my all time favorite across the warhammer multiverse and this video perfectly explains why.
@TheSorrowOfTheReaper Жыл бұрын
That was great fun! If I ever start collecting Orks, I will delve into 3D printing because there are many awesome 3rd party ork models.
@Riggy19912 жыл бұрын
next to the Deathkorps of Krieg the Orks are easily my favourite faction