Papa John's NEW Crispy Parm Pizza Review!

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As a Wood Elf, don't you feel it is against the Earth Mother to eat nitrate-cured cold cuts, such as pepperoni?

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As usual, you're being ripped off. The italians did this 50 years ago. And it's actually good. As opposed to this overpriced crap.

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I love the distinction Reviewbrah makes between the crust and the base. This is the level of professionalism I've come to expect from his videos.

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Instead of base I would call it the ''undercarriage.''

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when it's thin crust, I just call it trash because thats where it goes.

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I agree but... most places call it thin crust, not thin base. To a pizza place, the whole shebang appears to be the crust, not just the outer rim.

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I like it when Review-John eats Papa-Brah's pizza

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Was that an accidental pun?

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I think someone else usually delivers the food and then he eats it.

[@neilh237]

Deliver pizza, that is

[@AlbertoFortuny]

As someone that likes parmesan crisps, this sounds like a fantastic idea.

[@jmodified]

Yeah, but would you want more than one slice? Parmesan crisps are good, but after 1/4 of a bag you might not feel so good.

[@Travybear1989]

dip them in rqanch and they a lot better i like to mix cheese sauce with ranch and some sour cream and its rly good and if you put pe\peroni slices on the cheese crisps and dip em into the mix they taste the best thing u ever eaten but totinos pizza rolls are my favorite when u dip em in ranch and i can eat a 40 count bag by myself in like 10 mins tops cuz im a big eater and love food

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[@tayzonday]

This is the flawless pizza they show on the box when pizzas buy underwear

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@@Andrew-dd3yt cringe

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When pizzas buy underwear?

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Not funny

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Simp

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[@gavinpower2020]

Hey reviewbrah. I had this pizza last night. I went with pepperoni also, and I agree that this wasn’t life changing but I think the crispy crust with the periphery Parmesan flavor was actually quite nice. Not overpowering at all, and I will be ordering this again

[@yots3455]

bro I love that band

[@vnac905]

interesting marketing strategy for their new album but knowing them it was expected

[@bamboosho0t]

I feel sorry for anyone who feels this monstrosity is what Papa John's has always been. *Papa John's in the late 90's absolutely obliterated everyone.* The base wasn't greasy, the crust was crispy on the outside and soft, airy on the inside. The sauce was mesmerizing! In fact we used to save half the pizza and just to reheat it in the oven the next day and it tasted BETTER! The flavors in the sauce had a zing to them, the cheese looked like a commercial; soft and stringy. The last Papa John's pizza I had 3 weeks ago, I almost cried it was so putrid. I'd rather have Totinos Pizza Rolls.

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@@bamboosho0t that’s what happens when they force papa to step down. He literally was giving a presentation to his company on words and phrases that are inappropriate to use when working for papa John’s. he said the words as examples. And that got him booted from the company. What a world.

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@@allstopblue5717 you can abbreviate the word and still not use and and people will get the point

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Reviewbrah always goes pepperoni. His pizza topping taste is as classic and old school as his suits.

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I find this guy to be a very interesting character. He does all these formal reviews for fast food, and somehow he makes it work. Add to that his podcast. It just works well. Keep up the good work my man

[@skellepina5185]

i feel like eventually they are going to add the toppings to the bottom which is the opposite point of a pizza, you hold onto the crust and bottom in order to eat it

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This might be super creepy to say but... you seriously have the most elegant and nimble seeming hands i have ever seen on a human being. Idk.. it's just nice to see someone touching and handling things normally on here. Everyone seems to kind of ham-fist and manhandle everything like they're absolutely famished and you just sort of do your thing and that's dope. i also appreciate anyone who takes normal bites instead of acting like reviews , tastings and mukbangs mean you have to eat everything as fast as possible in as few bites as you can. i don't know about others, but it's cringey seeing people over extend their faces like a snake trying not to puke because they overfilled their mouth so much they can hardly breathe or chew. Thank you for just being a guy who likes to try new foods without feeling the need to be overly gimmicky.

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[@dianac5764]

Thanks for showing us your cheesy bottom.😁 I was seriously sceptical of this pizza, as it seems very dry. I prefer mine with extra sauce.

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He showed his, now it's your turn. I 😁😆😅🤣

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[@thoroughlycaffeinated7353]

I keep a jar of Rao’s Arrabiata sauce in the fridge, and when the pizza arrives, I pour some sauce into a bowl, warm it up, and use it as a dipping sauce for the slice. Works great.

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@@thoroughlycaffeinated7353 Rao's is the best sauce, pizza, pasta, etc. All of their sauces are great.

[@werdwerdus]

Panera Bread used to have a similar concept, a sandwich that was called the big kids grilled cheese. they sprinkled some shredded gruyere cheese on to the grilling paper underneath the sandwich and then grill it and it had that kind of crispy lace effect

[@ImAntonWS]

I love the idea of someone high up in the Papa John's tower saying in a board meeting "what if we put cheese... on the bottom!?" and then everyone slowly coming to the realisation that whoever just said that is a genius "..... by god, I think he's got it... say that again!" "What if we put the cheese... on the bottom?" "It's... It's GENIUS!! Gwen, call the boys in the kitchen, tell them we've got something HUGE!" Then everybody stands up, cheers, and carries the guy out on their shoulders.

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And his food is just as crap as in the '30s

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[@kyaleshackelford9886]

4:40 it took a second for this to register in my head, and him struggling to hold frame is the cherry on top 😂

[@hearthatbird]

As a person who has a very high salt taste sensitivity. I'm glad you finally addressed the sodium problem. It always held me back from really enjoying fast food.

[@KristalMizore]

Expect high sodium in every food in fast foods. Fast preparation and taste over health that's what fast food is all about.

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Straight to the point! Well Done! Thanks John.😎

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This man is the Walter Cronkite of fast food pizza.

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More like ABC Sports Howard Cosell 🎙 .....

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@@DavidLLambertmobile They actually do sound alike haha

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I feel like I just majored in pizza science. Nice.

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[@oliverdots]

Did you see they had to fold the end of the pizza over so they could close the box!! Never seen that before. Nice one Papa Johns.

[@BB-te8tc]

I love how protracted and deliberate the delivery of something as simple as "pizza bowls are disgusting" is. You know it's coming. You know the praise he gives Papa John's is a punchline to something, and you know what it is, and you're just waiting and waiting for the joke.

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"Plastic feeding trough" killed me.

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[@cielazul713]

I'm a big fan of any food item that is crunchy. Even so, I think pepperoni may not be the most optimal topping for this pizza seeing how the 'roni slices will also become crunchy after baking, so perhaps ground beef or double-cheese would make a better choice with these crunchy pizzas.

[@spiderrico1853]

'peep this out" thought it was the was best pizza ever! LMAO

[@wybren]

The salt always hits me when I eat a pizza from a US pizza chain. As a EU citizen I am not used to that many salt. I like the fact that Reviewbrah notices it too. They should 'innovate' and create a new pizza that doesn't need that much salt but is just good because of great ingredients.

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@@catspjs6229 what food was she eating that made her sick?

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4:38 got tickled at his own joke 😂

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ROTW saying this pizza is more of a breakthrough than flying cars is the most ROTW thing I've ever heard.

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[@MadisonRamanamabangbang]

I'll usually watch your videos on my phone in the resteraunt that youre reviewing and pretend that we're on a date, but we don't have a papa johns in town so i can't and it makes me want to cry

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once again, this man just stomps in here with a big ole "HELLO everyone!" like he is PAPA JOHN, HIMSELF.

[@Trebuchet48]

You know how when you're making a cheeseburger, and melted cheese drips down and crisps up on the griddle and it's SO good? That's what this pizza is trying to achieve. Also: Since ReviewBrah almost never rates anything below five, I mentally subtract five from the score and multiply by two to get a real one-to-ten scale. (7 minus 5) times two: This is only a four!

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[@vicvenus22]

Also, how tf does he stay so thin? Asking for my jiggly belly 🙃.

[@mulvridd4639]

Havent seen the video yet but can already see its a banger!

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I would love to see you review an anchovy pizza. Interested to hear your view on anchovies on pizza. Great professional review as always.

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[@Horsediqdotmpeg]

As an ex PJ's employee I can tell you corporate would raise hell over the state of that pizza. It's in the wrong size box. They didn't put the garlic butter in the tab. It's thin crust and is supposed to come with the green seasoning packet and not the butter. You are also missing about 20 pepperonis.

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[@dillonnelson108]

As a papa johns employee it looks like there is not enough string cheese chunks on top nor does it look like they gave him Italian seasoning

[@dougrider594]

Great review as usual, really like how you dissect every aspect of the product......

[@ron56pvi13]

That pizza looks exactly like the one I have drying out in my oven for two or three days and try to figure out if it's still edible.

[@bobo-kj6od]

Lmfao 😭😭😭

[@chickenlover657]

Edible for sure. Tasty? NO.

[@HeatMyShorts]

4:29 Hahaaaaa! The smirk. I lost it hahhaaha

[@billk8579]

Another entertaining review. I may give this pizza a try.

[@Shehzain]

Never caught one of these masterpieces so early. Keep up the great work Brah.

[@MoreNikocado]

*Jeepers creepers, WHERE'S THE CHEESE???????!!!!!!!!!!??????????!!!!!!!!!*

[@soralazammoa1770]

Go on a diet

[@franzolga6994]

Nicholas, when's the next podcast with Caleb?

[@Guywhosaysbooya]

Wonderful review 👏

[@atune2682]

4:40 this guy is actually a comedic genius.

[@markiangooley]

The pizza bowls from Marco’s Pizza have been around for a while. Marco’s itself also has. Why the neglect ?

[@donmorris4399]

I love how detailed your reviews are.

[@DOSBoxMom]

I've almost always had romano cheese in a blend with parmesan, so I have no idea what romano tastes like by itself, and probably couldn't tell the two cheeses apart. (I feel so ignorant!) I love the garlic sauce Papa John's includes with its pizza (and use it as a dipping sauce with their breadsticks). I wouldn't mind trying their Crispy Parm Pizza, if it's still available the next time I'm ordering from Papa John's.

[@jacksnap425]

Looking forward to the Big New Yorker review. I can't wait to get one and taste that 90s goodness.

[@edwartvonfectonia4362]

Finally something to enjoy today!

[@midlander4]

The cherished blue goblet still intact. A few of us were getting fearful something bad had happened to it.

[@kinghippo1911]

ReviewBrah, the Big New Yorker pizza from Pizza Hut will be coming out soon. Hope to see you review it.

[@cameronjaskolowski8068]

Love your videos as always watching in dallas tx during our winter storm. Could you review the new strawberries and cream dr pepper

[@randomactsofcooking]

I'm not a thin crust pizza guy but if this comes in small I just may give it a try. Which brings to mind, What does Reviewbrah do with all the food not personally consumed on camera?

[@odethious5639]

It gets consumed off camera. Duh.

[@mickeythebull9842]

He throws it to the captives chained in his basement, of course.

[@oliviakohler464]

Papa Johns only sells thin crust as a large unfortunately 😔

[@Zero_Tactical]

He seems much happier than his older videos nice little change you made, John.

[@sojmike4761]

When I think of papa John's? I think how good it used to be in early 2000's

[@orenmontgomery8250]

Back to the blue chalice instead of the Starbucks cup I see. 🥤 🤔 8:42

[@officialdadbrand]

How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomatoe paste.

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His videos calm me down so much ❤️

[@brentamania89]

I didn't liked Papa John's but only had it once your videos never disappoint keep up the good work

[@stxdude830]

You no likeded it?

[@brentamania89]

@@stxdude830 not the one time I've had it that's been years ago I'll have to retry it

[@mattmorrow7777]

That is HUGE news in the Pizza World.

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[@krisfrederick5001]

"Running on Empty" is so fulfilling. Everybody knows the rules 🍕 P.S. For future reference ReviewBrah, that's called the "undercarriage"

[@TLRChad]

Somebody has been watching "One Bite". 🙂

[@archivist_of_dragonstone]

The crispy sound every time he took a bite gave me chills. I think it might have got my ASMR a little bit. XD

[@gnuwaves743]

I drive a car and use a smartphone everyday and I’m freaking out wondering how they got cheese on the bottom without burning it. Geniuses

[@cameronr7223]

I do all that as well and am truly flabbergasted at this discovery

[@kouranko]

You have to have a PHD to accomplish it, and possibly one to understand it.

[@anoldranger1033]

My boy never runs on empty he stays ready

[@TheOriginalArchie]

Where I am in upstate NY, there a couple of joints that do this, it's known as a COB pizza (cheese on bottom, obviously). I always wonder if there are other parts of the country that have a "COB" pie.