Papers, Please

[@dylanwight5764]

"23rd is best I can do" I've never heard people haggle of the days of months before, but there we have it

[@BallsTickler69420]

this is 2021 due to quarantine the days become the same that we forget what day or month is it

[@carmi7042]

@@BallsTickler69420 This video was actually made 8 years ago

[@RamdomView]

Well the inspector is supposed to be crazy.

[@justsomeguyontheinternet3822]

Inspector: *Fails everything* Arstotska: *No citations* Me: *Wait thats illegal.*

[@amalgamationprime3168]

Yeah, go ahead. r/whooosh me.

[@PerfectAlibi1]

@@amalgamationprime3168 No.

[@Gigan007]

Ahadur Rahman Alif r/wooooooosh

[@babydriver6473]

You watch beastars you become a *furry*

[@S-Asker]

@@babydriver6473 just thought the Same^^

[@yanivrubin4166]

"Clearly you have work" "I'm volenteer" "You don't get paid?" "Paid volenteer"

[@PerfectAlibi1]

That sounds like work to me...

[@johnfalcon1822]

"Barely qualifies for expenses. It's terrible. And no dental"

[@gacharampa3861]

You have work visa?

[@PerfectAlibi1]

@@gacharampa3861 Here you go.

[@gacharampa3861]

Work visa says you want to be teacher...

[@Dogfighter979]

"Teachers not needed, children cannot learn..." "W-what? Why?" "None of them can read..." From this setting. I see truthful symbolism.

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

That guy behind the desk has the acting skills on point.

[@napsbrickrailways2290]

I know right

[@yosephbailey8114]

OneBiasedOpinion Andy is amazing

[@johnatandelacuso4174]

He's got a lot of charisma and his timing is really good.

[@bradypostma5167]

Isn't he an actual actor? Like,for a living and outside of the LRR world of Internet fame?

[@MSUHitman]

Brady Postma Yes he is.

[@calvinjenkins6900]

“Congratulations!” “I get in?” “Of course not.” F U C K I N G O B L I T E R A T E D

[@thekurtmanyea]

no

[@dislike2092]

#SEFL DESTRUCTION DESTRUCTION 101

[@petrmatko6628]

@@thekurtmanyea yes

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

“Congratulations!” “I get in?” “Of course not. Don't forget your complementary kick from behind on your way out”

[@pavelboss4260]

Glory to Arstotzka!

[@Tj7223]

Jorji...

[@gangsterspongebob7837]

oh nu

[@TPCunha896]

hello mister potato man try not to make fake tickets

[@pavelboss4260]

***** =)

[@bijeY2K]

Jorji, stop visiting me man

[@SGittarius]

"children cannot learn" "why??" "they can't read"

[@CatholicWeeb]

Why can't they read? They Can't Learn.

[@diamondbrony8550]

That's what teacher for

[@averagehuman522]

@@diamondbrony8550 T h e y c a n ' t r e a d T h e y c a n ' t l e a r n D o n ' t q u e s t i o n i t

[@diamondbrony8550]

@@averagehuman522 Freedom among children

[@shedandcabbage]

@@CatholicWeeb greatest name

[@seensatan1543]

He denied everyone, but found a reason to not get a citation. WHAT A LEGEND

[@hambobanjo]

He no get citation anyway, it is paid volunteering,

[@stevengraham7574]

@@hambobanjo it is work

[@PerfectAlibi1]

@@stevengraham7574 Barely qualified work, terrible benefits and no dental.

[@youraverageyoutubeenjoyer4094]

you have work visa?

[@macaco5861]

​@@youraverageyoutubeenjoyer4094Er... yes

[@retronymph]

FUN FACT: In early beta stages of the game you could sell searched people's nude photos for money. It was removed to make the confiscation system more serious to add tension to the late game.

[@imdrinke101]

I need a legal source of this information from Dukope, otherwise it's a fake one.

[@imdrinke101]

Just was curious about his comments on it. Thanks for revealing such valuable information :3

[@retronymph]

Yeah, there's also some more pretty interesting stuff on the Papers, Please wiki on the page 'Game Development'

[@alexroederer]

That is an extremely funny coincidence! I had no idea.

[@imdrinke101]

Time to escape to Cobrastan.

[@foxyplushkrazyfox9994]

He literally just denied everyone

[@cookiecracker2]

Krazyfox999 /Foxy Plush safest thing to do.

[@basicallyme8205]

What about the silhouette in the beggining before we see inside the checkpoint

[@IceStarBlue]

He only approved one at the start

[@bthy384]

MOA citations just piling up

[@red_dulge]

420th like.

[@amandatravers8618]

"Russian Mickey Mouse, Is like regular mouse only starving and dying of dysentery." I died.

[@adamthehistorylover]

So did Russian Mickey Mouse.

[@JetInAJar]

Of dysentery or starving?

[@jangschoen1019]

Oregon Trail Mickey Mouse or Russian?

[@Whitelistful]

-Here's my passport and ID card -No,Thanks already have one! Cool! 11\10

[@CrypticSpook]

used to be steak bar, now salad bar.

[@CrypticSpook]

SALAD IS GOOD FOR YOU

[@genericname6685]

TheCreepyGamer I don't want

[@CrypticSpook]

Mr. Matrix Salad is good for you! Keeps you strong, support family!

[@redactado266]

+TheCreepyGamer but i dont want salad i want entry

[@howwwwwwwwwww]

"My dear sweet only child,Isn't he beautiful?"

[@foop3088]

"No bathrooms in Arstotzka" *WITH SUBTITLES* "No bathrooms in our stores yeah get out"

[@jsm6846]

They revamped the Subtitles but that subtitle makes it more funnier ngl.

[@RandomManB]

There need to be a sequel with Jorji and a detainment.

[@Gigan007]

EliteNerd97 And A Approved Scene

[@pom2853]

"employee of the year this fall"

[@АндрійЛотиш-ф4х]

Whatever, the month is still Potato, plenty of time

[@yodleed8526]

3:00 “My dear sweet only child, isn’t he beautiful” Shows picture of eggplant. *Must have gotten his kid from the salad bar*

[@PerfectAlibi1]

Why didn't I get that till now?! 😅

[@cypher2207]

"Did you just take bathroom break?" "What? Of course not. Of course not. No bathrooms in Arstotzka NO BATHROOMS IN ARSTOTZKA! GET OUT! NEXT!"

[@cypher2207]

Thank you

[@kytiladdy]

in Arstotzka we're so glorious, so we don't shit or piss :D

[@cypher2207]

@hzgzm s I'm not a Furry! This guy's a game character, his name's Ratchet!

[@TheGamesTrain]

people so hostile

[@bumpusm]

Then How You Poop On The Floor On Someone Face On The Roof

[@frankm.2850]

"Glory to Arstotska!" "Sure, whatever." lol

[@ThePieGuy7302]

lol

[@waitorce6176]

0:34 - 0:38 Can we just appreciate this fast mood transition though?

[@mitchcyclops2198]

teachers not needed children cannot learn

[@ahmedmir7823]

Public school system in America

[@hamizannaruto]

+Michael Courtney i would love that in my country XD

[@gateboy9]

+Ahmed Mir noobit

[@Zguy09]

+Michael Courtney None of them can read

[@billcipher949]

MITCHCYCLOPS but why "can not read"

[@mailinjj]

I'm reading all the comments with an accent. GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!

[@ALLxISxGONE]

Sure, whatever.

[@aidanvandervenne]

I'm inspired.

[@MisterBurgerBeachball]

"Here is passport and ID card." "No thank you, already have one." Comedy gold.

[@viperwok6564]

"You sit down, no no, you no sit down there is no chair" "there is no work in Arzetotska"

[@viperwok6564]

Lol

[@safak1943]

b... but clearly you have work

[@williammckeejr8384]

Is volunteer.

[@Mixpat69]

*Arstotzka

[@vector2799]

communisom in arstotzka

[@arstotzkanofficial4933]

I am volunteer, paid volunteer!

[@Marinealver]

+ArstotzkanOfficial Actually when you consider NFL and FIFA non-profit organizations that actually makes sense.

[@michakieronski7709]

It's sound like work to me

[@michakieronski7709]

It's sound like work to me

[@erykhim]

+ArstotzkanOfficial Maybe because you sell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@llalwiet2706]

ArstotzkanOfficial Denied Only Ars

[@ProdTD-wd7fi]

“Immigration is way down, Since we replaced the border guards with lunatics from the asylum” 4:02

[@atas2561]

Why on earth would they do that?!?!

[@SomePotatoMan]

DAVIDTHEGALLADE Sudarto to decrease immigration duh

[@bluesnake1713]

"Excellent work, Lieutenant. I'll see to it that you're employee of the year this fall."

[@CarefreeMan]

*"Thank you, sir. Glory to Arstotzka."*

[@TheRealSeaCrab]

@@CarefreeMan "Sure, Whatever."

[@talis4646]

3:30 papers please in a nutshell inspector:papers please entrant: **gives** inspector:are you from kolechia? entrant: yes inspector:CONGRATULATIONS! entrant: I get in? inspector : of course NOT

[@PantsYT]

basically first day in papers please

[@alolanraticate691]

@@PantsYT xD

[@yannickmartens2041]

Funny thing is, the game was based on East Germany, yet everyone always thinks Russia.

[@Bacxaber]

The ushankas in the game don't help the Russian reputation.

[@moonscript4675]

yannick martens yes but it's cooler in Russia

[@shadymerchant1198]

east germany was controlled by russia

[@TahirNefjodov]

J. Kinast Everyone THINKS about the SU in this game while it was about the Berlin Wall, you twit. & no, not just lead by Russia. Even Stalin wasn't Russian but Georgian. There wasn't a "leading country", you twit.

[@goodboy3944]

kind of sounds russian

[@larslaufer301]

Years later and I still laugh about this. Classic....

[@gemeosnosgames]

Normally, people likes more when an OG comment appears, but with this video and another one that was full of only OG comments, I like to see an recent comment like you, because it's proof that still today people see it.

[@VintageGinger]

What sort of Micky mouse operation are we running here

[@lukevankleef4245]

''We have Russian Mickey Mouse. Is just like regular Mouse but starving and dying from dysentery.''

[@VintageGinger]

Uh so sad child hood so sad

[@thecaptain1575]

VLADIMIR

[@austinlatshaw1049]

More stamps . *_N O W_*

[@jimwormmaster]

In the words of Cat from Red Dwarf.. "Mickey Mouse? We ain't even Donald Duck!"

[@maogu1999]

"You're from Kolechia. Congratulations!" "I get in??" "Of course not" XD

[@e_V__ilCA___t]

Lol

[@seantazelaar9807]

This was actually the video that got me interested in watching loading ready run sketches and loading ready run in general. Thank you for keeping us entertained from the bottom of my heart

[@mrjixk]

I do not work, I am a paid volunteer.

[@1Phase1]

+Karmagician Best excuse for not having a job ever XD

[@ahmedmir7823]

TEACHERS NOT NEEDED NONE CAN READ

[@khaledb1643]

+Ahmed Mir HAHAHAHA

[@notnis]

+TheLoneVolfe i like that sentins

[@opennerboy134]

*reads book* "none of them can read"

[@sloth_6333]

19-potato 1982

[@thomasmcginley7944]

It is 27th

[@Greyghostvol1]

No, it's the 19th

[@thomasmcginley7944]

+Greyghostvol1 25th

[@Greyghostvol1]

Thomas McGinley no it isnt.

[@thomasmcginley7944]

+Greyghostvol1 23rd is best I can do

[@DoomPrime]

Inspector : "CONGRATULATIONS!" Person : "I get in?!" Inspector : "Of course not" xDDDDD

[@PerfectAlibi1]

Person?! it's a dirty Kolechian, not a person...

[@alexporter2687]

how did he not get citations?!

[@blanjipan4484]

It is paid volunteer not job.

[@alexporter2687]

***** ok

[@alexporter2687]

but you get citations in the original papers please

[@henrivo]

+Alex Porter This is a sketch and not the original game.

[@alexporter2687]

nitio5 but its based off the original game

[@redacted653]

19-POTATO-1982 best secret ever

[@redacted653]

Why did you guys and girls like this comentary? xD

[@redacted653]

Commentary*

[@MultiTomtom98]

+Geoffly Henfrenson secret?

[@failedabortion1894]

+Geoffly Henfrenson 69 likes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@failedabortion1894]

+Geoffly Henfrenson i ruined it

[@imlivingunderyourbed7845]

"What is passport?" "Denied? What for?" I can see why teachers can't help these people.

[@BurakKILICTerran]

- "This document's expired." + "What? I--I'm sure they are not. They expire on the 21th. It is 19th!" - "Today is 27th." + "No, it isn't?" - "25th..." + "It is 19th!" - "23rd is best I can do." + "But it's 19th!" - "Fine... 20th, but I swear to you; I go no lower." + "Okay... As you wish. It is 20th. But my papers don't expire until 21st. They are still valid." - "Liars not welcome in Arztotska!" *stamp* "NEXT!"

[@spartanspaceman5876]

Yes... We saw the video also

[@sheepo886]

We saw the video

[@somefries3101]

@@ifeeIcoke they call you in your school

[@ifeeIcoke]

TheYellowTeam yes my friends call me in school at times point being?

[@the_zestylime]

@@ifeeIcoke how embarrassing. Better luck next time

[@josephstalin6549]

Russian Micky Mouse is like regular Mickey Mouse but starving and dying of dysentery

[@DalekStan]

+Joseph Stalin Hello again Stalin... I saw a comment from you a loooooooong time ago.

[@Drakonya08]

If only he could have kept that going

[@Hal0_The_Synth]

"Children cannot learn" "what why" "they can not read NEXT"

[@bloodwar5005]

Denied, NEXT! Denied, NEXT! Denied, NEXT! Denied, NEXT! Denied, NEXT! Repeat for all of Arstotzkan eternity AND REMEMBER: Glory to Arstotzka

[@celiachong23]

+Bloodwar 500 LOLOLOLOLOL

[@sharkymcsnarkface6642]

I love the smell of citations in the morning.

[@Daniel-zr4yr]

+Bloodwar 500 lol i should do that do

[@nickbreau4373]

He is doing a Donald trump run

[@ethan8636]

+MateFace NEXT!!

[@ivodjus3104]

REGULAR Guard: It is a good salad bar! Girl: But i dont want salad i want entry! WITH SUBTITLES Guard: Is good salad bar! Girl: But i dont want salad i want mp3 xD

[@legendaryshotgun3931]

At least it did what it did to say all of that stuff.

[@voxarts933]

+Ivo Djus REGULAR guard: Papers please Subtitles :": Guard: Papers displays :D:D:D:D:D

[@LEVELUPWITHCOLTON]

This skit was so ahead of it's tiem.

[@bluefire8490]

Next! Papers please. here you go. Duration of stay? Forever. Purpose? Engineer. We do not know what engineer is, we know what engine is. But you are not one. bu... GET OUT OF MY LINE! NEXT! papers please...

[@JulianStrong]

Most accurate representation of Papers, Please

[@NeilM]

gr8

[@darthharry]

"Your height is different." "I'm wearing hee-" "DETAINED!"

[@yunamcloughlin922]

Teachers not needed children cannot learn. NEXT!

[@MoNkEyMaStErEpicMonkey]

+Yuna McLoughlin Are You related to jacksepticeye?

[@theresistantbullet6138]

+MoNkEy MaStEr (Epic Monkey) Are you stupid? That is just a picture of Sean. For god's sake... stupid people in my line. NEXT!

[@axelnygren97]

TheResistantBullet i see what you did there

[@BbBbBbBbBbBbA]

Go away wannabe

[@BbBbBbBbBbBbA]

Trendy Hashesh no its just a wannabe

[@ysccl]

_Papers, please.._ You are from Kolechia.. Yes. *CONGRATULATIONS!* I get in? :D Of course not, you are randomly selected for complimentary X-Ray photo session. Please look at camera... [snap] *_Aye!_* *gasp* _THIS DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU! _*_REJECTED!_*

[@juniorfio1196]

Boarder Guard: Work visa says you wish to be teacher.... Teachers not needed, children cannot learn. Person: What? Why? Boarder Guard: non of them can read.

[@SomePotatoMan]

junior fio *N E X T*

[@elsebas3167]

ComoEsPosible! Arriba España

[@JamesTrifolium]

Listened several times, I heard culture every time.

[@halcyonXT]

Who the fuсk needed a transcript

[@TsukkiOrSomething]

Every dialogue with that border guy (because I felt like I had to) *"Hello! Hello! Welcome comedies (??)! Good, sit down. No, don't sit down, there's no chair.. stand up. Stand up is good. ??. How are you? Good to see you! Glory Arstotzka. Why are you here? You are here for enter. Ya, is only five lo (?). You give us cash. No American express!"* "I.. uh...-" *"Kidding! Of course, of course. Papers, please."* "I.. uh.. of course, yes, here." *"Yes. Good, is good, very good. What are you coming for to go. Yes, Arstotzka. Entry not guaranteed."* "I look for work" *" We have no work here, everyone unemployed."* "Uh.. but, clearly, you have work" *"I am volunteer."* "You don't get paid?" *"Paid volunteer."* "That sounds like work to me" *"Barely qualifies work. Benefits terrible, and no dental. You have work visa?"* "Uh, yes" *"Work visa says you wish to be teacher. Teachers not needed, children cannot learn."* "But... what? Why?" *"None of them can read. NEXT!"* *"Glory to Arstotzka! Papers, please."* "Please, I-I come to visit my son" *" Visit document's expired."* "What? I-I'm sure they are not. They expire on the twenty-first. It is nineteenth!" *"Today's twenty-seventh."* "No, it isn't!" *"Twenty-fifth."* "It is the nineteenth!" *"Twenty-third is best I can do."* "But its the nineteenth!" *"Fine, twentieth. But I swear to you, I got no lower."* "Okay, as you wish, uh.. it is the twentieth, but my papers don't expire to the twenty-first, they are still valid" *"Liers not welcome in Arstosska! NEXT!"* "Here's passport and id card" *"No, thank you, already have one."* "What?" *"Already have one, do not need to."* "But-" *"No, thank you. Maybe next year. NEXT! Have papers ready, walk quickly, no pushing!"* *"Welcome! Are you... hungry?"* "Here you go.. wait, what?" *"You like the ladies? Of corse you do. Take, Take."* *"They have good sallad bar. Used to be steak bar, but with world health crisis, childhood obisity, now use sallad bar. Still good! Only ten lo (?). All you can eat."* "I don't want" *"Sallad is good for you! Health is inportant! ???, strong live, long time. Take care of family. Take care of wife and kids. You want see picture?"* "But I don't want sallad, I want entry" *"My dear, sweet, only child. Isn't it beautiful? Good, strong nose."* *"And here, here is family. In tough times family inportant, ya".'* "Did you just take bathroom break?" *"What?! Of course not! Of course not. No bathrooms here. No bathrooms in Arstotzka! GET OUT! NEXT!"* *"Papers, please."* *"You are from Kolechia..."* "Yes" *"Congratulation!"* "I get in?" *"Of course not. You are randomly selected for complimentary x-ray photo section. Please, look at camera."* "Aygh" (I really dont know how to write what he's saying) *"This not look like you! REJECTED!"* *"Very good! Thank you. Please, exit through gift shop. Remember the photos available, only nineteen ninety-five lo (?) shipping and handeling. Glory to Arstotzka! NEXT!"* (Sorry for bad grammar and lack of vocabulary)

[@Kluppinsky]

damn, you have time. Thanks

[@Tyranaal]

Never get tired of watching this.

[@lordblack998]

There are no games in Arstotzka, people are bored constantly especially children. NEXT!

[@gregnes2000]

***** Arstotzkans are all athiests, no other religion allowed. *NEXT!*

[@ImmortanDan]

gregnes2000 Atheism isn't a religion. *NEXT!!*

[@HazardHillz]

***** No anything allowed... except Glory to Arstotzkans *NEXT*

[@ImmortanDan]

GIANT RAT We are also allowed a mouth to yell *NEXT!*

[@MultiDocdoom]

***** youve been denied entry. Arstotzkan constitution no allow free speech. You not Arstotzkan and your picture doesn't match the name for profile. DENIED

[@advanced2780]

0:48 when class is left alone and another teacher comes in and tell's us to do our work

[@edisontrent618]

I'm still watching this. I think I've memorised most of the lines. If I dream about it I'm going to see a therapist.

[@dickzabreesky7435]

No therapist, only border control.

[@edisontrent618]

Well, I dreamed about it last night. Time to go be a border guard.

[@fuckingretard7152]

You've been selected for complimentary X-ray exam, please look at camera. HUH THIS NOT LOOK LIKE YOU! REJECTED

[@BbBbBbBbBbBbA]

I see your name matches your personality

[@okman7933]

ThatMilkshake 04 oh shit shots fired

[@Momo_oo7]

Ahhh the memories... thank you algorithm so much

[@1CaptainThunder]

"We have no work here. Everyone unemployed." "Uhhh... but clearly you have work." "I am volunteer." "You don't get paid?" "Paid volunteer." "That sound like work to me." "Barely qualifies work. Benefits terrible, and no dental."

[@fuzzygenius]

Because of this video I picked up Papers, Please and played it twice. Great game!

[@hamburgerchampion]

3:16 "no bathrooms in arstotzka" XD

[@mrdorn542]

THE OFFICER DIDNT SAY GLORY TO ARSTOTSKA HE MUST BE PUT TO THE FIRING LANDS

[@Rowrin]

So I hear Europe is having a migration problem... I think we know the solution.

[@_Muzolf]

+Rowrin Come to Hungary, you will see many Imigrants on Serbian Border. No entry, only paperwork and armed guards. Yes we know you call them refugess, no refugees in Hungary, go trough Croatian minefield if you want to pass. This is not transit country. Do not take it personal, we hate eachother too. NEXT!

[@daftpunkking909]

Westward Ho! Is a seaside town in North Devon in England. One of the few places to have an "!" In the name.

[@prettykitty1248]

person 1: I want to be a cashier person 2: not needed no money in arstodka NEXT!

[@thetman0068]

Russian Mickey Mouse. Is like regular Mouse but is starving and dying of dysentery. #SNIFF# Is sad childhood.

[@traeyboy529]

LOL! That's literally pathetically hilarious.

[@bmbqt]

EAST GERMAN mickey mouse

[@Z54]

i love when this gets recommended to me again.

[@Nuclear_Gandhi]

Citation - No denial reason given Penalty assessed: 3000 credits.

[@apexjjh5603]

Citation: Too many credits, with the order of the ezic star Penalty assessed: 1'000'000 credits

[@Globixcon]

Your son is sick and needs medicine.

[@cillababe420]

Son:dead

[@Firestar4041]

Smosher34 Uncel: ok

[@cillababe420]

***** Mother in law:dead Wife: dead Neice Very sick hungry cold

[@wilhd123]

nah he can have some food. If he die from disease

[@ComradeDragon1957]

Smosher34 My life is worse....Son:Dead Wife:Dead; Uncle:Dead Neice:Dead Mother in Law:HEALTHY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@B1ngusD1ngus]

Seeing this video in my recomended randomly after years of not keeping up with the channel, and it prompted me to pull an all nighter to binge Friday nights

[@mayamellissa]

Best free advertising for a game ever. And this game is very addictive.

[@aarosita]

"Here passport and visa" "No thanks i already have" *rejects him*

[@fetramoles1734]

Guy: Here's passport and Id card. Inspector: No thanks, I already have one. NEXT!

[@georgeivanov2322]

1:28 aw man i love this part like the guy is so furious and is trying to explain and points at the date so sure that he has won, and the officer just casually looks at the irrefutable proof that he is wrong and just goes "today is 27th" in a calm tone that just screams "lol nope, fuck you, i make the rules". such a slap to the face xD i love it!

[@AnMComm]

+george ivanov Just like Christians.

[@AnMComm]

Jordie Hurst What? Christians are a perfect example, being well-known and all.

[@barbaradrasheff6672]

"Next! Have papers ready, walk quickly no pushing." IM DYING

[@popit_xd910]

"Please exit through gift shop, commemorative photos available only 19.95 plus shiping and handling. Glory to arstozka NEXT!"

[@BenRK90]

This is still one of my most favorite sketches from you guys.

[@IVAN3DX]

Is the intro a 8-bit version of Rattlesnake Shake?

[@loadingreadyrun]

It's what we imagine is happening in the game Papers, Please

[@IVAN3DX]

Mr Waffles It doesn't sound much like it, but very similar to the riff from Rattlesnake Shake

[@robbiewalker2831]

+loadingreadyrun I would totally see this as a movie.

[@owenking3307]

Did anyone see the escapists at black screen at start?

[@adicooli1711]

+owen king i did

[@loupax]

That reminds me of this guy that said “the game is too easy, because if you just deny entry to everyone you earn so much it overcomes the penalties”

[@GamerGrimm1]

I'm going through some tough times at the moment, and Andy always makes me laugh until I cry (for good reasons) in this video. I love you guys so much.

[@teacooper6485]

this is so far later but hope your doing well :)

[@alexanderthegreat-mx5zu]

​@@teacooper6485 he's dead

[@twanlenaerts1512]

why did this guy get none citations at all?

[@professorgutnacht9090]

Because he's a good inspector.

[@inspector8659]

That means I get shiny plaque, right?

[@NicoTheCinderace]

Inspector No. You get plaque of Presence.

[@JesperSalama]

He is good inspector, no citations needed! Glory to Arstotzka!

[@YoussefRashedElox]

I wonder how much protocol violated tickets on his inspection desk

[@15vertigo]

I love the way he presses the button and leans towards it at 1:54

[@chickenboi4281]

+15vertigo Same.... So satisfying.....

[@CRegion]

This guy at the bar is acting great. I think this chanel is underestimated.

[@johannr2658]

I love the fact that we all think arstotzka is like Russia if the Soviet Union never ended but then we see the two guards talking in American accents and realize that the border patrol officer we play is just a fucking lunatic who thinks he’s russian

[@TemmieContingenC]

Well, he IS a lunatic from an asylum

[@thehigherman9918]

please make more of this, it's great!

[@M4ttom4tt]

This sketch is amazing. I've been a huge fan of the game since its release on steam so finding a well written and funny sketch about Papers Please is awesome.

[@sanityisrelative]

The algorithm tells me to watch this again, I watch this again. Glory to Arstotzka!

[@ComradeDragon1957]

19-Potato-1982 No bathrooms in Arstotzka!NEXT!

[@crubby6763]

He din't wash his hands...EBOLA 2014 SEPTEMBER 13th!

[@RamonaViking]

Brandon DrakeSanchez But, don't you mean October 13th?

[@crubby6763]

No it is the September 13th... (That Crazy Guy Skit)

[@ComradeDragon1957]

Brandon DrakeSanchez No its Potato 19th 1982!Get the date right people!

[@crubby6763]

.-. Potato 22nd Your Visa Expired

[@RamonaViking]

I just love this video! I laugh my ass off every time I watch it.

[@SebinzoTheMessup]

still good 10 years later🔥🔥

[@ChristianNationalist654]

He’s the best admission out of all of em.

[@isabeldelacruz3898]

This fandom is growing. Slowly.

[@UksiHattu12]

Fandom got a huge growth from Jack. I forgot Papers, Please until Jack played t

[@simonpetersen7067]

+Vilky Toles GLORY #GREATEST COUNTRY #ARTSTOZKA PROUD

[@simonpetersen7067]

Arstotzka*

[@21owlgirl72]

+TheFanGirlsStoryTellers like the line.

[@JulianCinema]

*whispers* glory to Arstotzka

[@bim5093]

No taxes, no food, no problem.

[@nicthedev13]

“GASP! This not look like you rejected!”

[@Xifihas]

Mostly accurate, should be faster. Glory to Arstotzka.

[@keirantalent]

+Xifihas Innapropriate bunny on table: Sentenced to hard labour, another inspection officer will easily be found glory to arstotzka

[@Phoebe5448]

"Teachers not needed children cannot learn!" Also that Colombia jacket 🤣

[@pensamiento3867]

"You are from Kolechia..." "Uh-huh" "Congratulations!" "I get in?" "Of course not! You have been randomly selected for Complementary X-Ray Photo Session, please look at camera" It's so accurate it's great.

[@ghost_echo9376]

2:34"the real glory of aristotzka" I'M DEAD LMAO

[@sadsovietspy]

3:52 he plays such a good charictor, I want to see this in a Tv show!

[@nintentomoldchannel3645]

Lady: Did you take bathroom break? Inspector: No Bathrooms in Arstotzka