Parappa the Rapper 2: Stage 7

[@supreme-ss777]

The fact that they put a war scene during a seemingly innocent game really gives Parappa edge.

[@brandonirish20]

When World War 3 starts

[@chrisrobson4991]

And they put Parappa in Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale, a fighting game

[@ElysaraCh]

Okay but real talk though, the beat and groove of this track are absolutely brilliant.

[@Cats83747]

Bruh he hearted ur comment

[@blokos_]

but its abouit noodles

[@MrHandss]

burger-based PTSD is a real problem that needs to be addressed.

[@MrPowerGamerBR]

The best part is Parappa flopping his head after the song has finished. 9:40

[@Dianagibbs33]

He's so precious

[@LolAttackProductions]

"Oh I know, I gotta believe!" Stealing the hero's catchphrase is the main way to establish that you're the bad guy

[@bloodorange.]

yeah pretty much

[@Cowboys830]

Is this a cliche?

[@classymarowak7001]

You have to feel somewhat bad for Noodles here. He wanted to be his own thing but his parents (specifically his dad) wanted him to be his "successor" to the point the only thing he would get to have is *burgers* only. It's not too different from real life where kids growing up want to be who they want to be and not *what parents think is right for their children.* Clearly in this case his dad's obsession with burgers effectively twisted his own son into his "noodle loving, Gotta believe, Lonely and food obsessed" dictator all because he wanted what he thought was best for his family's business and not his son. (Even down to berating him in the intro of stage 1.) So technically speaking, Beard Burger unintentionally was sorta a "indirect villain"

[@HigherPlainGames]

Classy Marowak Agree! I always thought the sub message here was also a cautionary tale for pushy parents who stunt their own children's hopes and dreams.

[@its-so-ouverture]

Noodles into noodles? OMG this game's dialogue writers are geniuses.

[@dylandowling1]

"tastes better than water but don't ask me why". yeah that's because water doesn't have a taste.

[@TimTime10]

dylan gaming and stuff yes it does.

[@dylandowling1]

took someone 3 years to reply, thank you.

[@TimTime10]

dylan gaming and stuff your welcome

[@willowdoesvideos]

w a t e r

[@mondayandfriday8110]

dylan Was was the day

[@timeparadox999]

chinese chinese chinese chinese

[@starjeti]

anything goes even CHINESE

[@cositagameplayinklingkwall3399]

timeparadox888 chinese chinese chense in go in a chinese

[@joshuaripley8715]

*_I told you! You got to eat noodles kid_* Sometimes that happens

[@beffjezos860]

Great tasting blow....to.....my......chest

[@Kumaclaws]

fug-you, fug you fug you fug you

[@jeebles561]

SUSHI BURGERS THEY ALL TASTE GOOD THEY ALL TASTE GOOD THEY ALL TASTE GOOD

[@NintenGunner]

THEY ALL TASTE GOOD THEY ALL TASTE GOOD THEY ALL TASTE GOOD

[@louka879]

SUSHI SUSHI SUSHI SUSHI

[@sweetwheatsy]

FOOD GOOD

[@want-diversecontent3887]

Sushi, burgers, they all taste good. As long as they king of, all foods.

[@aetherrevolt8925]

CHINESE CHINESE CHINESE CHINESE ANYTHING GOES EVEN CHINESE

[@BlueChilidog]

Colonel Noodle: I bet ya didn't know, noodles' the rules. Parappa: I bet ya didn't know, there are no rules. Me: EPIC BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!

[@willowdoesvideos]

Thanks brotha for lettin' me understand, that a man must understand to keep his options open! FUKUFUKUFUKUFUKUFUKU

[@TheONLYFeli0]

"FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU" - PaRappa The Rapper

[@snowyicicle1335]

I never noticed he was reffeted to as col. Noddle

[@Acuaril]

Epic

[@skyrimkillereh]

If he is the person, that only was able to eat Burgers, how'd he even taste Noodles in the first place..?

[@ancientapparition1638]

Dime bags of noodles he hid from his parents

[@willowdoesvideos]

obviously parappa gave him them

[@doyoueatpie4829]

He's allowed to eat it, but at home, he eats burgers.

[@alwaysandsometimes3806]

its powerful that he uses the same catchphrase as parappa, it shows they both truly believe in themselves to prevail and that they believe the cause theyre rapping for

[@aidanclass5646]

He stole my catchphrase...T_T...

[@katlyndobransky2419]

YOU GOTTA BELIEVE That's Parappa's catchphrase

[@aidanclass5646]

:'/

[@sharenatheaskrprincess870]

I was dying at that part man XD

[@willowdoesvideos]

*noodles*

[@tonythetoelicker5629]

Parappa The Rapper I gotta believe!

[@PandaCh1ll]

“That little slippery thing that tastes so good”

[@Momthra77]

SUS AMOGUS

[@Max-lm6pj]

top 10 anime villains

[@mariosoto6626]

Top 10 Villains with Tragic past

[@DaxterD1]

5:03 A very fitting intro

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

"Hey, what are you lookin' at?" - Colonel Noodles 2001

[@Sigurdur_the_bumbling_idiot]

@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 "Now wait a minute! You're the burger shops son!" -parappas dad 2001

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

@@Sigurdur_the_bumbling_idiot "What do you think you're doing!?" - Parappa Rappa the Rapper, 2001

[@zachatck64]

@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 "Shut up!" -Coloniel Noodle, 2001

[@sent_wolf]

@@zachatck64 “ l hate burgers and I’ll tell you why” -Colonel noodles,2001

[@Naloogi]

4:24 Oh sure Lammy dies after tripping over something but Parappa doesn't?

[@theluckygamer10]

Naluigi she slipped on a banana peel and if things were a little bit different on the slip, she would've lived

[@snowyicicle1335]

Well in the US version she just trips and reminds back to the start or something.

[@Reginald_Ritmo]

He's shorter, so his head didn't fall as far.

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

@@Reginald_Ritmo Also he's magic.

[@Im_zooberTH__thats_it]

Parrappa hat

[@CaffeineConnoisseur]

He might be a villain, but considering that upbringing it's a believable motivation...

[@Mika-wo7yd]

The rap starts in 6:22 Não precisam me agradecer :D

[@therealrobkoa]

ur C H I N E S E

[@Amomogusus]

Valeu.

[@joe4041]

Thx

[@WiseTree547]

Habla despacito

[@pablobarraza8391]

Te lo agradezco

[@its-so-ouverture]

4:37 Me and the boys barging into Olive Garden for free breadsticks

[@calebt355]

GET YOUR OWN FREAKING CATCHPHRASE

[@animedisneyfan]

+COD Gaming Homer simpson:What kind of Catchphrase is that?

[@alienelephant4721]

*CHINEZE*

[@brunonishiyama5162]

H

[@brunonishiyama5162]

Chinese

[@theinfamousguil]

colonel's catchphrase is "chinese"

[@adrieloduckdodgers]

Lyrics: [Intro: Colonel Noodle & PaRappa the Rapper] Yeah (Yeah) Yeah, we're (Haha) gonna bring it down like this, y'all (Yep yep) I'm gonna let my man PaRappa know (Word) that noodles rule the world Yeah, yeah, that little slippery thing tastes so good all the time Yeah, yeah, that's right (Aight) It goes a little something like this Stay with me now, (Yeah) Here we go (Like this, like this) [Interlude: Colonel Noodle] In parenthesis, let me stress the fact clearly No matter what the deal, I crave for this dearly The so-called noodles you find in spaghetti Are sweeter than idols, do damage like machetes Without a doubt, I got the flow Coming at ya live, bring the place alive Eery single day I jive With the thought, comes my direct actions Ask my followers, they'll say it's an addiction [Verse 1: Colonel Noodle & PaRappa the Rapper] Slurp it, suck it, I know you all like it (Slurp it, suck it, I know we all like it) Smell it, taste it, pasta in a market (Smell it, taste it, fruit in a basket) Chinese, Italian, Thai or Jamaican (Mexican, Egyptian, English, Korean) Anything goes, even Hawaiian (Anything goes, even Alaskan) [Bridge: Colonel Noodle & PaRappa the Rapper] Long, and chewy (Uh-huh uh-huh) Occasionally gooey The best things in life taste good with chop (chop) suey! (suey!) 8 minutes to boil, and 2 minutes to eat (Uh-huh) Admit it, kid, you know noodles can't be beat (Hoo!) [Song is interrupted by the sound PJ Berri's DJ Booth crashing through a nearby wall, shutting the power off. Several characters are muttering to each other in confusion. After a moment, the song continues.] [Verse 2: Colonel Noodle & PaRappa the Rapper] Roll it on your spoon, create your own boom (Roll it on my spoon, create my own boom) I bet you didn't know; noodles' the rules (I bet you didn't know; there are no rules) Sushi, burgers, they all taste good (Pizza, burritos, they all taste good) As long as they got noodles, the king of all foods (As long as they love food, then any thing's cool) [Bridge 2: Colonel Noodle & PaRappa the Rapper] Hip hop music (Hip hop) with an old school (hip hop) twist I keep the place intact and do a rap like this (Like this) You can use a spoon, fork, knife or even chopsticks Come on kid, get down with the mix (Uh) [Verse 3: Colonel Noodle & PaRappa the Rapper] N-double O-D-L-E-S (C-double O-K-I-E-S) Great tasting pasta, blow to your chest (Great tasting sweets, blow to my chest) Ramen, udon, soba, you name it (Brownies, a pie, a shake, you name it) Any type of noodles you like, yes, I got it (Any type of sweets you like, yes, I got it) [Bridge 3: Colonel Noodle & PaRappa the Rapper] Whatever your thoughts may be (May be), I'm bound to be The king of all foods, with noodles as the key (as the key) Full of pride, and glory way up above 'Cause here I come y'all, full of noodles and love! [Verse 4: Colonel Noodle & PaRappa the Rapper] Noodles are the best, no doubt, can't deny Taste better than water, but don't ask me why (Noodles are the best, no doubt, can't deny Taste better than water, but don't ask you why) But then again, many things can be tasty Cornbread, potatoes, rice and even pastries (But then again, many things can be tasty Cornbread, potatoes, rice and even pastries.) Then why do I, love noodles so dearly? It makes no sense. I must've sounded real eerie (Then why do you, love noodles so dearly? It makes no sense. You must've sounded real eerie) Thanks, brother, for letting me understand That a man must understand to keep his options open (You're welcome, brother, for letting you understand That a man must understand to keep his options open) [Spoken: Colonel Noodle & PaRappa the Rapper] (See? Noodles aren't the only food around you know) Yeah, you're right, I'm up for some noodle sushi!

[@notlame9000]

Lammy even speaks DIRECTLY to Parappa before the Barber Shop stage.

[@blokos_]

and with her catchphrase too

[@chucknorrisismypal]

3:01 Chop Chop Master Onion: A Helghast invasion? I've got this. The Noodle Syndicate turning everything into noodles? Game over, man!

[@mariosoto6626]

OMG ITS A PLAYSTATION ALL STARS BATTLE ROYALE REFERENCE?

[@darkfox1059]

yes it is

[@noramcmullen8318]

So I assume that he can take out helghast robots with ease, but he runs away from noodles?! Then how should I know?

[@ausdorian3252]

My Mother... Did she pass away? No SHE TURNED INTO A HAMBURGUER

[@filekyle4547]

6:54 that's some pretty dope rhymes 9:21 even more dope rhymes

[@miningjoff3049]

4:00 "YES! YES! DO IT!" Reminds me of link's awakening

[@TheReimaginedGamer]

8:39 parappa is just like hey colonel noodle, wait

[@Kumaclaws]

Colonel Burger is spitting out some fire

[@TheONLYFeli0]

*Colenel S W E E T S

[@PLATFORM_HERE]

Colonel Colonel

[@sebastianperez4461]

Colonel *CHINESE*

[@sayori504]

I like how at around 9:33 parappa's like theres other foods and then noodle boi (bare with me) is like oh ya how bout some noodle sushi and parappa's looking at him like "Nigga"

[@notlame9000]

I just noticed, this game is full mature adult themes such as running a business, joining the military, sex etc.... Part of the plot IS about Parappa trying to be more mature.... ;)

[@slosh7072]

4:33 Best song in Parappa starts right here

[@soulrust9987]

Chinese chinese anything good even chinese

[@overseerbomb7632]

soul rust Thanks, brother for lettin' me THANKS Fuk yu fuk yu fuk yu

[@Kash_money1227roblox]

I eat the chinese

[@josephinerobles1187]

ANYTHING GOES EVEN *C H I N E S E*

[@wisdorfianvods]

Cut the cheese, toast the lettuce

[@ilovebacon9834]

5:45 "No she turned into one" K

[@12345Six]

6:15 Parappa:THATS MY LINE

[@noods1406]

C. Noodle: I gotta believe. Parappa: So you have chosen death.

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

No, conversion

[@Nionivek]

Because the main motif for Parappa the Rapper is simply "growing up" and one of the things you learn as a child is to eat foods even the ones you dislike. While it is contrasted in the villain who only loves noodles and is intolerant of everything else. As for why noodles in particular? Because it is certainly funnier.

[@jhonram2496]

that little slippery thing taste so good all the time? PAUSE 6:34 im sorry

[@WiseTree547]

I'm sorry your straight I'm gau

[@a.animations7317]

6:34 “that lil slippery thing tastes good all the time” 🤨

[@blokos_]

"slurp it, suck it, i know you all like it"

[@its-so-ouverture]

Anyone else know that Cafe Rodney is actually a nod to the developers?

[@HigherPlainGames]

No? What's the story there :)

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

Noticed it recently

[@blokos_]

@@HigherPlainGames rodney is the games designer afaik

[@HigherPlainGames]

@@blokos_ oh wow. Never knew!

[@slugcat-girl1661]

SHE ATE SO MANY CHINESES SHE TURNED INTO ONE

[@rovarp]

1:29 huh? noodles into noodles????

[@Dampergerm]

7:57 i thought he didn't like burgers

[@pef_v6107]

Only if it has noodles

[@MyoticTesseract]

All Parappa the Rapper raps are catchy.

[@Yun_denn]

5:09 That face though! XD

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Parappa altering lines beyond pronouns? He really HAS become a man!

[@TheOneAndOnlyZachary]

The Moral: Sweets are healthy and you won't get DIABETURSH

[@submissivepeanutbutter4030]

Still better than burgers if 5:39 is anything to go by

[@OfficerFlatFoot]

8 minutes to boil, 2 minutes to eat.

[@latiiyoutube6468]

9:20 Do not click, this is my timestamp!!

[@UnReFlex]

That’s the f**k you moment

[@blokos_]

lesson 1 starts at 6:43

[@SylvainCosmos]

Col. Noodles: "I gotta believe!!!" Parappa: "Hey! That's my line!"

[@teresa9344]

4:06 I see hairdresser octopus

[@Im_zooberTH__thats_it]

And casino dog

[@ketchup4596]

This just made me wanna eat some noodles.

[@lemius6154]

actually, i could go for a burger

[@Idiotic_B_Purcell]

oh God, it's extending into the comments!

[@orangeflipflop485]

3:01 chop chop master onion, what are you doing here!?

[@orangeflipflop485]

+ThatGuyThatLikes Fans also soon after is the moose lady, as well as the hairdresser later.

[@hypno-scream5652]

Sooooooo, Chop Chop can handle evil robots(Playstation All Stars Battle Royale), but he runs from NOODLES!? :I WHAAAAAAT!?

[@willowdoesvideos]

he should've just love kicked a tank

[@noramcmullen8318]

@@willowdoesvideos is this macrophilia?

[@CpnGame]

It's a reference to stage one... In the American version of the first stage, the line "tastes better than wine" was changed. It's a joke about how references to alcoholic drinks tend to get changed to non-alcoholic drinks as censorship.

[@toyfoxythefragilefox8572]

3:04 LAMMY WHY ARE YOU HERE THIS IS PARAPPA'S GAME GO AWAY

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

DEVOUR HER SOUL

[@Pepsimaaaaaan]

i knew that burger shop nerd was behind it b4 i even played through the entire game.

[@Reginald_Ritmo]

Yeah by stage 4 it's obvious. We see the burger shop's son holding the Noodleiser in stage 1, and it being used in stage 5. But even before stage 4, we hear colonel noodle's voice, and he sounds exactly like the Burger shop's son.

[@wowpokemon1009]

"you're the burger shop's son!"

[@NathanTheHedgehog]

6:12 Now that just ruined everything... GET YOUR OWN CATCHPHRASE!

[@gamerhero9559]

How noodles turn into noodles? That don't make sense at all.

[@henriqueprestes3737]

yep my reaction when i watched the intro for the 1st time was: dafuq! how noodles can turn into noodles??? and one thing i want 2 say bout this is the science and philosophy dont gave the awnser

[@WaywardSpirited]

Game logic is best left unquestioned, especially in this series.

[@katlyndobransky2419]

Lol that's pj

[@henriqueprestes3737]

game logics.... just ignore them

[@gamerhero9559]

Henrique Prestes It'a hard not to argue about them...

[@makkypak415]

4:06 oh we get to hear her voice for once

[@latishathefox]

Guys I made a theory: CCMO's assistant (The onion lady) doesn't think this is helping us at all.

[@jjc950]

Either everyones making fun of PaRappa, or "I Gotta Believe!" is a common catchphrase...

[@chloe.cheese3001]

They were talking about Colonel Noodle stealing PaRappa's catchphrase

[@MarcyCCIreal]

4:56 rap start

[@tristinyoung4252]

"Noodles into noodles, at the Chinese Restaurant!" ILLUMANATI CONFIRMED

[@josephtorres521]

2:41 GTA V in a nutshell.

[@graybonnie6018]

6:12 parappa 2.0

[@isabellew989]

'Lil Gideon before 'Lil Gideon.

[@bradenmitchell5565]

1:46 Boxboy Got Hacked!!!

[@screenothea.i5337]

the villans are beliveing now

[@ligaconjastica6872]

Colonel Noodles looks like Kim-Jong-il

[@eshoradecomeer]

There's actually official art of him being depicted as Kim Jong il, pretty crazy

[@omarekhdoura6733]

7:14 say it 1M more tmes Chinese

[@alchemykamishiro]

Noodles are the water. Best, can't deny.

[@Damonj17]

1:30 Noodles into noodles?GHASP!

[@ado-]

4:34 i wish this was my ringtone

[@jackieboy8460]

Anyone else finds it weird that the MINUTE Colonel Noodle's shades are washed off, he begins to rethink his love for noodles? EVIL HYPNOTIZING SHADES CONFIRMED FOR PARAPPA THE RAPPER 3

[@HigherPlainGames]

Jackson Atlas it is a bit shady 😂

[@jackieboy8460]

Yeah I guess. Edit: I JUST GOT THE JOKE OMG

[@PrettyHeroine]

This villain sure has a lot of extension cords XD

[@melissadowns4503]

I thought you would play as colonel noodle since colonel noodle said "I gota believe!"

[@cinimodder4632]

that would have been cool. at least you can play as him in 2 player mode xD

[@averagetoaster3366]

top ten twist villians

[@youwerethere]

"thanks brother" said Colonel. "fuk u fuk u fuk u" Said PaRappa.

[@puthy2012]

bugar shop owner: i gotta believe!!! parappa: shit.

[@noramcmullen4245]

4:25 Parappa: ow! Why did I trip? I'M made out of paper!

[@Stevelonk]

ANY THING GOES EVEN CHINESE CHINSE AND CHINESE

[@fel4009]

8:13 *fortnite*

[@thatoneguy4489]

did the sunglasses make him evil?

[@sugiyanti4374]

7:14

[@jaimeekinman3701]

Boxy Boy: (to PaRappa) though I’m not programmed to fight, but get out there and win this war!

[@Zenssei]

This just describes how bad i am at comebacks

[@barrysteakfriessimp_real]

*that little slippery thing tastes so good all the time.*

[@johnnotkeith5116]

People from the comment section: CHINESE Me: "That little slippery thing tastes so good" 😂

[@lilogdeeze1]

Ok my mans low key went in and parappa had the adlibs on point ok part 3 with real rappers let’s do it

[@Readyplayerclay]

The guy learns nothing "Other foods? Sure I want some noodle sushi."

[@Reginald_Ritmo]

But if you beat the level on cool mode, he learns something, and he can even eat burgers!

[@acefire205]

6:36 that little slippery thing tastes so good all the time

[@evanallaire2829]

Hes so cuute

[@FoxboyMattie]

i'm sorry but at the end is where I got a problem. why? Quickest villain transfer.

[@inbloom6289]

I missed the old voice actor for Kat

[@Idiotic_B_Purcell]

me too, buddy

[@wunyons]

Is it bad I'm on colonel noodles side as I fucking love noodles.

[@Doodletones]

1:29 Yo Dawg we heard you liked noodles.

[@pk_xd6870]

Now we use fans to confront Nintendo then we just gotta stick this Mother 3 English ROM into this untranslated Mother 3 cartridge