Parenting Tips From Arnez J - Arnez J: Racially Motivated

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[@tomtremil]

I remember doing the hiccup cry after a whipping and it happened just like he said.

[@demetriusavent.3537]

tomtremil like shit 😂😂😂😂😂

[@angelamagicsalveson3639]

The "I'm gonna give u something to cry about" I remember the bearings that made ya mute LOL

[@Teez2100]

Word for word .. My life growing up .. Thank you grandma I ain't in prison

[@rlewi2ds]

Amen

[@QuisHarris]

LMFAO when he said wait imma tell you, that shit bringing back flashbacks

[@demetriusavent.3537]

Quis Harris like shit 😂😂😂

[@jacobstrouble6631]

That's quite amazing that we all have the same reactions in each scenario. Down to the "wait I'mma tell you!". That is crazy.

[@russdiggity3060]

Yeah

[@niahabeeb-ullah3218]

hiccup cry, that trembling bottom lip😂😂😂 crying was an art as a child

[@kwilcox1126]

lmbo yes

[@kyliesanchez7009]

Only adults should watch any arnez J show because it is soooo not good for kids

[@jazmineleno1414]

Yess 😂😂😂😂

[@Reloaded_______]

he ain't never lied about those intervals!! you get a whooping 2 hours ago, and that *sigh, sigh! SIIIIIGH!" come out of nowhere! lol! that's the best sleep in the world, too!

[@JLewiskeepingit200]

You ain't never lying

[@TheGridironkid]

hell yea

[@leekeeboo]

truuuue!

[@jasonbourne6365]

Ka'Mya Robinson So true.

[@blegit29]

Ka'Mya Robinson straight up! Lol

[@kennyroyal7729]

the hiccup one is so true 😂

[@veronicaswann1360]

Kenny Royal ain't it tho?

[@PuertoRicanLover15]

Okay, we clearly had the same father growing up. 😂

[@mrjamesbailey44]

I watched Arnez J on Netflix and I mean this dude is hilarious he needs to bring more comedy stand-ups some new ones cuz I'm a big fan

[@amberg6665]

THAT HICCUP CRY OML

[@chulow9024]

Omg... my old whelp Marks starting hurting all over again listening to this. 😂😂😂😍😍😍

[@livingstonafioga79]

Story of my life growing up 😂😂😂 it's funny watching it now but it wasn't funny back then lol. When my mother couldn't get us, anything she finds on the floor will fly from the hallway to the living room and it always hits the spot where she wanted 😂😂 R.I.P my queen. Will cherish every memory I have of you.

[@malikagregoire2135]

I got slapped with a spatula one day. Mama didnt play😂😂

[@savageboy6107]

Every thing he said was my childhood life 😂😂😂

[@daradiant1]

What kills me when the parents be beating us , they say, "Oh! You ain't gonna cry?" And when you do cry, they want yo to shut it up? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bigkyle38]

Ayo, Trust me when I tell you yall got it easy now ya heard me I was born in 1974 and was raised in the 80's. We got beat with shoes, books, belts, kitchen utensils and the mother of all them...the extension cord. You haven't lived until you've had an extension cord beat across your back and ass. Once that happens we are on the same level..you've graduated.

[@gloryreflection7080]

Or the infamous.....shut up before I give you somthing to cry for.

[@jrobinson4046]

Hahahaha that was my baby sister she never cried not once.....

[@jeetendrakumar1596]

I never knew Americans had that too , dang parents from back wasn't easy

[@harrypalmer5723]

B.v @@bigkyle38

[@goldenpen3164]

Ooohhhh my God. I almost died laughing

[@built4speed101]

HILARIOUS! I turned out alright too!

[@fightingdreamer8681]

This is so incredibly detailed and relatable on so many levels lmao

[@derrickleumas55]

It was the main reason that I couldn't wait to grow up to be big enough and old enough, that I would no longer have to be concerned about " azz whoopins !!!!! Everything he said was true.

[@jeromejackson8237]

Man, I never wanted a hot wheels track because of this.

[@keekeephilli3202]

"ok, meeee" 😂😂

[@maxwelllikethecoffee3850]

I know that's right....my momma did not play she would knock u into another family.....but I have no criminal record and I'm a professional chef so the beatings worked....bring back the belt😄😄

[@michaele1100]

Same here my mom raised three boys in the hood and not one of us ever got into any trouble all have family"s and have great jobs don't drink smoke or do drugs she would knock you out anywhere any time she no longer with us but I know if I mess up a big ass house shoe would come out of nowhere and knock my ass out.

[@maxwelllikethecoffee3850]

Michael Edwards I know that’s right 💯

[@dwightpowell6673]

@@michaele1100 My father would beat me...I still got into trouble...he gave up on me and put me out at 13

[@maxwelllikethecoffee3850]

@@dwightpowell6673 wow 😳 he was serious then so sorry to hear that

[@cliffordjones9293]

i dont miss them days lmfao

[@vagabon5130]

+Clifford Jones yeah but dem was the days. hilarious NOW.

[@johnyang3388]

Had me crying lol

[@Gypsy_Danger_TMC]

Vivid flashbacks haha

[@lorrainewallace6023]

Arne J a outstanding comic

[@alonzoboyd8636]

Why do I feel like he making fun of me lol....he talking to specifically lol 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂

[@neneworldfirst5290]

that wait wait 😂😂

[@Grespersrocks38]

This shit is hilarious..while I don't agree with beatings I must say it kept me out the crack game..

[@natashasmith423]

You must be white every black family has that memory

[@Grespersrocks38]

@@natashasmith423 white ??? I’m in the trenches right now 😂😂

[@tllymchll7474]

Maaan, any child born after 1995 don't know nothing about the hiccup cry. Lol. Yes, if you take too long, momma getting the belt again!!! You better come correct. Lol

[@tatyaniajackson5971]

My momma did this to us and i was born in 2000

[@summermccarter2618]

I do, and I was born in '01😂😂

[@darienvaughn7111]

Michelle Talley yes we do

[@maskedavenger9981]

I can't tell. Y'all 90's and 00's babies sho don't act like it.

[@gailjackson-chapman7085]

Hello, he's speaking the truth❤️⭐️🔥🔥

[@justdissin7340]

Hell yea i got whupped

[@ARKPRODUC]

The world best comedian

[@WorcesterWhitney]

Arnez is funny as shittt!!!

[@shannonromine1203]

arnaz j u da man

[@mcrandolph4045]

This man kills me yo..lol

[@DarthTwilight]

Hell, I'm white and I know about this.

[@taylormade242]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 you got black in yu then !!!!

[@maxwelllikethecoffee3850]

Einezweioctopi #mommasdontplay

[@taylormade242]

@_ Steve _ no I'm not mad because I dont understand your comment. You people??no that doesn't make me mad at all . I heard worse.

[@taylormade242]

@_ Steve _ 🤫😉

[@TyrBarghest]

my mom loved to wait until I was sleep then come in swinging.

[@bebeysmael1.]

OMG. That is just so cold. Did she do that to your DAD too? Just so not right.

[@TyrBarghest]

Bobbi Ysmael I don't think so. My father was in prison before I was born. Murder is too fun of a hobby to give up, apparently.

[@bebeysmael1.]

Tyr Barghest Oh, it was the stress of raising children by herself. Well, you know what they say, once you murdered, the next one is easier, and so on. I hope you don't think I'm recommending that. LOL!

[@bebeysmael1.]

Tyr Barghest Have you ever heard Sting's song Murder by Numbers? Oh, you've got to hear that song. Listen to the lyrics.

[@bebeysmael1.]

Tyr Barghest you can find the song online under The Police.

[@jeffcordova9633]

I see Moms in public these days telling their kids "I'm putting you timeout whwn we get home, the only timeout i had as a child was when my mom hit me and i fell asleep afterwards

[@arthurrush2217]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@jeffcordova9633]

Big Lou facts

[@craigrichardson6532]

The world was a better place back then whoopins WORKED!!!!!

[@JLewiskeepingit200]

Amen

[@meelavabch2899]

You right about that. Do something wrong and you already knew what was coming. Made you think before acting. You don't hear kids say "I'm not doing that. My momma would kill me" anymore.

[@JLewiskeepingit200]

***** you are right

[@MsBlackRussia1682]

Right my momma tore my butt up back in the day!! Go outside and find something so I can whoop yo ass with.

[@jeremiahmckenzie5532]

BlackRussia2016 I feel sorry for you.

[@twawaunagray2958]

Arnez j is so funny

[@robertshipley6068]

My dad got me with the you move it hits where it hits

[@datona13]

lol

[@justchillin6025]

Damn some of the woopins I got, my dad would serving 2 life sentences. But I still deserve them....😅

[@soundcheck2k7]

Spatula, hanger and belt.

[@lorenzoperry42]

He’s so funny for real

[@amadisass2503]

had to come to the comments to see how many people can relate 😁

[@stretcheasy3506]

OK OK OK Meeeeeee wait wait wait lmao...

[@ashelieygamerkawoaashlieyg1637]

My mom did that to me too lmao, their too stric now

[@melissamoore3022]

Oh yeah. I got that. He forgot to mention "If you keep crying I'll give you something.to cry about."

[@2company3crowd63]

too funny and so true.

[@tammy2498]

My mom beat me with a belt and the mark only left my leg as an adult. I was 7

[@abdulqadirhusein1885]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Sooooo trueeeeee!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@jorinharvey5492]

wait imma tell u lol

[@jeetendrakumar1596]

Dang I got and did all of that plus more I even pee my self back then lol , no joke , I told my sisters them never to hit their kids like our mom did

[@algreen5462]

He talking aboutmy childhood they beat me out of prison cause i is free eddie Griffin said

[@utar88utar]

good times...

[@izakviljoen8887]

Your a legend

[@414MrMilwaukee]

Lol true!!

[@beautifullyblessed_]

Lmfaooooo so trueeee 💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣

[@queenmothersavage6359]

yesssirr!

[@pedrogonzalez5040]

This is so fucking relatable 😂

[@DMunee1410]

I'm sorry but white people have no idea on this one! Arnez hit the nail on the head!

[@jasonbourne6365]

Dellacondan Yea they do fool. When Adrien Peterson whopped hus kids. Whites were up in arms. Most of you fuckers dont whip your kids.

[@bubbajack9738]

I'm white and got my whoopins. I can relate to everything he said!

[@sireliot2149]

While we're pulling random examples, white liberals don't want Adrian Peterson or anybody to beat their kids but this really is a new thing. Everybody used to beat their children. They actually don't want anyone in the NFL to do ANYTHING off the field, since they are such leaders by nature (everyone watches TV advertising). Hillary Clinton introduced the FEPA bill that pissed off Eminem. Can't pigeonhole people by race or party.

[@mrtit1964]

Had the hot wheels, they left 2 welts across your legs, and where ever....

[@sonojah]

Name of this stand up routine?

[@herbez28]

No I remember the extension cord, the back of the fly swatter, belt buckle and my dad made his own paddle with holes in it so he could swing harder. My grandmother was even worse. I jumped in the neighbors hammock for maybe 10 seconds and she whooped my ass until I turned over out of the hammock, it was so aggressive I couldn’t even cry.

[@russdiggity3060]

Man my childhood that last part

[@darrelltaylor1004]

This is so true. Happened to me

[@irismartinez468]

Omg!! 😂😂😂

[@melissamoore3022]

The whippings kept me out of trouble.

[@jahmiasmith9096]

I'm so dead right now

[@edwinkirkland8856]

He's telling the truth

[@michaelbassett546]

Facts

[@kyliesanchez7009]

So pretty

[@memphiswill1490]

Eddie Murphy & him got the same bit. Both bits funny.

[@shatalfreemam8343]

tha funny man alive

[@kwilcox1126]

hahahahah lmbo so true

[@traderlincolnmitchell9786]

Good video

[@vagabon5130]

my brother told me to put on double pairs of jeans once. Lord Jesus if my dad wouldv found out i wouldv lost my life...

[@SkyhawkJD]

I did that once when I was tiny, and before my dad whooped me, he noticed the double jeans, he got up, walked out of the room and just started laughing so hard, I didn't get whooped that day

[@vagabon5130]

lmfao. NO HE DIDN'T!! FOR REAL?!?!?! that's insane man.

[@sugarnads]

Newspaper down the arse of my jeans. :)

[@deborahmallory6538]

vagaboN51 LMAO

[@anthonycole678]

My mom made us get our own switch and if it wasn't long enough she would tie hers to the one we picked 😂...Good ol times

[@jbrooks09938]

This dude is funny

[@nuni8185]

Jesus Christ the extension cord whippin that I used to get when I was younger were the worst I'm 34 years old and I hope I don't feel pain like that ever again and of course I definitely learned my lesson

[@siennameenah4947]

Relate...hahahaha!

[@khunigan]

Hot Wheels Tracks!!! I had zillions of hot wheels but no track was coming in MY HOUSE! NO NO NO. It took 1 time. Tracks had to go.

[@melissamoore5996]

Yep. Had a cutting board cracked on my butt and broke over my brothers and vice versa.

[@bhacker231]

I got beat with a PlayStation cord once so i can relate 😂

[@walterrivera7863]

lol😂😂😂

[@justchillin6025]

I got a 2 fer one day, my mom whooped my butt with my dad favorite ping pong paddle and broke it, so when my got home. Damn he jacked me up.....

[@delphilungwyn5308]

👍👍👍

[@Hendrixrides]

Broke the cycle of family violence and never had one problem with our kids.

[@TheKraigo]

My wee Scottish mammy hit me with everything that wasn't screwed down, I'm alive and not in jail.

[@knoxking963]

Lmao 😂

[@ze-panda]

Cause pain gives you a memory of what not to do- Eddie Griffin

[@deborahmallory6538]

Made me the lady who I am for real.I bet I'm not on drugs and a tramp.I bet I can read and spell and guess what Sucessful WOW

[@datona13]

@LS House I'll speak for her... it depends. If stuck in an environment and children became uncontrollable by other means, then that shock to "act right" or remember what I said before doing something not in my favor will occur.

[@russdiggity3060]

Hiccup cry is me

[@gregorybaldwin5907]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jadelondon9486]

Bad Ass! A Johnson

[@rabiidrookiie5265]

LLMMFFAAOOO holly fuckn shiit

[@titosss1947]

lol my parents didn't beat me so much its more like my uncles who did smh

[@Whey2lovely]

Lol