It’s Not Racist if it’s True. BT - Full Special

[@morgannaomi1231]

After I became disabled and was in a wheelchair, I was on dating apps for a while, and I always told them they never had to worry about me running around on them or jumping to conclusions. 🤷‍♀️

[@SarahLizDoan]

That’s too funny! I’m disabled too but not in that way but you’re funny. So wonderful to be able to laugh about things. I’m NOT laughing at you, please know that. Thank you for the laugh!

[@morgannaomi1231]

@نقطة نقطة that's the best reasons I've ever gotten lmao

[@morgannaomi1231]

@@SarahLizDoan no I understand! Lol. But you're allowed to laugh at me, too. I do it all the time🤷‍♀️😂

[@nadimdagreat]

That is so funny you should sell it. You definitely also have an amaaaaaaziiiiiiing personality. Anyone's luckier than most to have u around

[@mrmrlee]

Oh man that joke had me rollin'

[@philipralph]

I love it when a comedian is so obviously enjoying himself!

[@maxgoldstein6309]

Yeah, it's the best. It makes it feel like it's not a job for them, really helps the audience to loosen up and have a great time!

[@totallyeinstein5151]

philipralph yeah this guy isn’t there for the audience he’s there to have fun

[@shaughnegonzalez6814]

@@Bada_Boom78 Yes!!! 🤣 I mean I laughed the entire time bc he's cracking himself up...

[@Magnum-qw8su]

2:44 go sheets , go sheets LMAOOOOOOO 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍👍👍👍 this guys got me laughing/crying, stomach hurting, awesome comedian, go big time, u got what it takes 👍

[@laurakendall5639]

Right they enjoy what they do and they love seeing people laugh and they love telling stories weather they are real or not

[@DizzyDez613]

As a white person, I would just like to say that I thought this set was amaaaaazing.

[@QC777]

🤣😂🤣🤣

[@lottehvidbjerg3516]

Yeah this is the american tourists we see in Europe , everything is AMAZING.! Europeans useally finds it funny and silly.

[@Electronicfort]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sandylane5498]

😆😅🤣😂

[@ttthecat]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aliciapeters1217]

oh goodness i never thought id see a black guy say "go sheets go sheets go sheets" ...that guys got an ammaaazzziinnggg sense of humor

[@lisajustme2788]

David Chappelle was the leader of a white supremacist group 😂😂😂

[@jemiebridges3197]

Wait is that the new be for the Washington Redskins?

[@embracethesuck1041]

Start watching Eddie Murphy or Richard Pryor. We weren't always so oversensitive and the world was a better place for it.

[@symrb1184]

@@embracethesuck1041 omg ever use your noggin to think they were just as sensitive but not as nrave to speak out against racism. Ya back in the people were all for lynchings

[@aprilsilvers381]

Hilarious. And I'm so happy he isnt jaded and pissed at the whole white community. We all are not the same as the jerkoffs , put lightly, who think the white race is the best. We should all be equal, I really hope I see the day when color really isnt an issue. For now I'll never make light of the black people problems. I've never personally seen it but I know it exists. Love ya

[@Gooch1989]

I almost choked "go sheets, go sheets, go sheets, go sheets" 😂😂

[@aliseegenuine6414]

Let’s hear it for the boys!! 😂😂😂

[@jennypooh613]

HAHAHAHA GO SHEETS!!

[@elitebeing21]

Lmaoooo.

[@zachjensen6098]

That was gold

[@stellavelcheva313]

I am not American and I didn’t get this one. Can you enlighten me, pls?!

[@bitshuffler1]

It’s great to see someone who can recognize stereotypes for what they are, make fun of everyone’s, and yet not be the least bit racist. The Cancel Culture hasn’t made him change, thankfully.

[@zeldagoblin]

Alan, I noticed though, that black people joking about white people don't get cancelled. I would be more surprised if the situation were reversed, and nobody was cancelled.

[@BlackGoldTech]

@@zeldagoblin Since when were “white” comics being cancelled for making jokes about stereotypes?

[@BaltimoreAndOhioRR]

@@BlackGoldTech You really had to ask that?

[@gfzfz1384]

It just feels like people are either naturally easily offended; or they’re believing the lies and become racist to fit into a barrier. People are just people. Period. Just treat people how you’d like to be treated by people.

[@It-b-Blair]

Fun fact; there is no cancel culture. Culture has just evolved and bigotry is something to be accountable for, not applauded. If you feel canceled, maybe you need to address your bias. If it’s is a thing, then in 1776 we canceled the Brits, in the civil war we canceled slavers, in ww2 we canceled Nazis… you sure you want to decry your allegiance with these by saying you’re a target of “cancel culture” 😂😂 snowflakes

[@markruseev2633]

This whole channel is gold. How in the world is this content free?

[@j.rbry.8990]

You get it for free?

[@ivorycoffin1563]

Shhh, don't question it

[@brettking8663]

By having the comedians eliminate all the cuss words out of their act and placing money for each one in a jar before the show

[@Protectobot]

You beat me to it with the shushing!

[@Wynter_Heat]

My theory is this is how this club gets comics of a good status but not a lot of publicity to go all the way out there. I low-key want to just go sit in the audience...and I live in Dallas lol!

[@ComedianMichaelJoiner]

Love BT worked with him years ago when I was just a feature act hes a rock solid professional n a great guy offstage...

[@shadieossei4336]

Just watched your set before watching this... You're awesome!

[@twinklestar620]

Comedian Michael Joiner Wow👍

[@ComedianMichaelJoiner]

@@shadieossei4336 Thank you! My new CD Shut Up & Laugh is on Spotify N all other platforms:)

[@robertducat8096]

@A Z says the idiot w no picture and 2 followers. Cowards like this just start a page real quick to make their anonymous post. Michael you are one of the best I've ever heard love it when you heckle the audience.

[@trbig67]

@@robertducat8096 Now I'm gonna have to come back and see the smackdown by MJ of the armchair critic that somehow thinks their stupid opinion matters. That's hilarious... Someone nobody has heard of that has never been, nor ever will be even "Barely a feature" trying to say someone else is not good enough. lol. Haters like this should do the world a favor and suck-start a pistol.

[@gnitsaf]

Refreshing to see someone so funny that doesn't swear.

[@BH-lt8ov]

You should see him when he's NOT on DryBar! It's an entirely different act, not just language, but content! Definitely not PG-13.

[@alphafemme8154]

Erm... The reason why it's called Dry Bar Comedy is because all the material is clean humour!💡🧐😂

[@janetferguson1864]

I could not agree with you more. Foul language is so overrated. Most 'brand name' comedians monologue would be over in 2 minutes if you took all cursing out. Honestly, they can do without it.

[@kandicelewis9435]

@@alphafemme8154 I personally like cursing 😂

[@kace842]

They're not allowed to here.

[@kolpik3708]

Never break into a ninja's house unless you too are a ninja. That's going in my list of rules to live by.

[@twinklestar620]

Kolpik 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sorelyanlie2784]

Most important modern proverb.

[@kimiyamk]

Only a ninja can sneak up on another ninja - Tim Minchin

[@carlaaustin7223]

I thought it was hilarious

[@Ninjaz1432]

Well wassup then?

[@gallonwater3358]

I found Dry Bar over the pandemic and it's the best thing to look at when I need a move boost. I haven't come across a single comic I didn't laugh at!

[@Pixelatedhun]

Dry bar is helping me cope through this break up 😩

[@jewelssylva3738]

Rewatching over a year later. He cracks me up 😂 his timing is perfect 👌 I hope he makes it big.

[@JOHNFNLESLY]

This guy is bringing 80s standup back !!!! Preach Man!!

[@lizard1971]

"Brad Pitt can play any role in Hollywood, except for faithful husband" ......... Too funny!

[@PirateRadio9]

And all the rappers are such great dads.

[@sorelyanlie2784]

To be fair, does that role exist in Hollywood? I'm not fully convinced that it does....

[@johnthebaptized27]

To be fairrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!! Can’t help but think of Letterkenny every time I hear or see that statement.

[@BornToPun7541]

Yeah, but he got falsely accused of abuse, just like Johnny Depp did......

[@carlaaustin7223]

You're right. I actually hadn't thought about it till he said it.

[@tomorrowmely3624]

As so many have already said, this is so refreshing and funny! It is incredibly uplifting too, now that we can't talk freely and everything is so artificial, to see that we can have some genuine fun, use our intelligence and our differences to create bonds by laughing together. Laughter is one of the best ways to break loneliness and boredom.

[@allstarwatt7246]

✔

[@gosling4391]

About the Samoans...not only do they bring in the tribe, but they're all roughly the same size of small truck

[@krownedkhaos4281]

The scene from Hobbs and Shaw.

[@8-bitsarda747]

I've heard that they look like swollen Mexicans

[@Kayenne54]

A small truck? You've been picking fights with the kids? Shame on you :-)

[@brettking8663]

The ones who can't parallel park, just lift their cars on the back and sets them down between the other cars

[@tomviktorsson5052]

@@8-bitsarda747 More like massive south east Asian

[@BryanChance]

"Go sheets!" ROTFL Man this guy is great. Silly and hilarious...

[@theresam6864]

Bryan Chance, that was hilarious!

[@kingmalikinc.4583]

Bruh I almost spit my food out laughin at that part🤣

[@dorothymcmahon9995]

This Pats fan thought it was funny, bwahahaha.

[@zachstrong4592]

I watched it 3 times over when o first heard it could not stop laughing

[@aliseegenuine6414]

He forgot to describe their helmets!🤣🤣🤣

[@miguelmako8582]

This guy is bloody hilarious! Not one swear, and I was still cackling my head off. I’ll definitely be following him.

[@schizowallflower]

I'm not scared of the dark, I'm scared of what could be in the dark. The dark itself is fine...

[@ladonnad.steele2470]

Amen to that!

[@Victor-fp2hn]

Yes! This!

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

It's the same thing though. "I'm not scared of heights, I'm scared of falling from heights. I'm not scared of the ocean, I'm scared of what's in the ocean." Fear of the dark IS fear of what's in the dark.

[@writer5790]

It's so dang dark

[@obviouslymatt6452]

yeah no ones actually scared of the lack of light particles mate. being scared of the dark means being scared of what could be in the dark.

[@420luvsounds]

"I BELIEVE IN EVERYTHING BUT THE GOVERNMENT"

[@shadowmatrix0101]

but I WANT TO BELIEVE!!

[@keonnewilliams9511]

🤣

[@keonnewilliams9511]

@420 69 😆

[@alyupde9337]

@420 69 they already do. Patriot act and your phone!

[@yup_its_ME.512]

That got a nervous little laugh 😅

[@kingrobbo4054]

I kinda accidentally came across this clip and ended up watching it to the end. It was clean great comedy . Light heartedly making fun of different race, gender and religious etc stereotypes. Very refreshing to see

[@YeahOkMikay]

He said, "Burning Crossroads of America", and pretended like he didn't. That's 100 percent the best throwaway joke I've ever heard

[@jenniferryersejones9876]

Loved it!

[@trueson5351]

Thank you, I felt like I was by myself on that.

[@michelemarino3579]

I thought I heard it wrong... Too funny 😂

[@japanesefunnyshorts8584]

I didn't get it. :( Can someone pls explain?

[@AestheticGamer]

@@japanesefunnyshorts8584 Burning Crossroads because as a racecar driving you're burning road or burning rubber, but also for racists a burning crossroad would be shaped like a burning cross, which is a famous thing the Ku Klux Klan used as a racist intimidation tactic historically.

[@rixpix2957]

"The old black maintenance man who helps the football team win!" 😀😀😀😀😀 I lmao all the way thru this.

[@carlaaustin7223]

Try watching a movie named Rudy. You'll love it.

[@rixpix2957]

@@carlaaustin7223 Lol yeah that's the reference he's making.

[@seitekiakumu195]

I've been laughing like crazy. I actually scared my husband awake yesterday. He says I cackle.

[@notsure4666]

I love comedy and just sharing jokes in general so I always go by the motto "it's not racist unless the person saying it is". Just because you say something as a joke doesnt mean it reflects your actual opinion. I'm glad comedy like this can even exist in todays climate

[@aliseegenuine6414]

The sad thing is....there’s always going to be, at least, one screaming “I’m offended”! Those are usually the racists!

[@goncalobaia1574]

So true, anything is racism today. I mean this guy wouldn't be considered so anyways but he's a cool dude. Society is what sucks

[@adamstov529]

And the one that is offended is unusually the white blue-haired weirdo who is offended on behalf of an ethnic group that is not theirs

[@rocosuavez]

I think Woke Culture will kill comedy in the not so long run , you better practice laughing at woke jokes...lol

[@brendasavini7098]

But NOT for every ethnic group. When anyone can say anything without fear of being labeled a bigot, THEN people will be free.

[@bigeric1030]

The “Patriots vs. KKK” joke made me drop my phone!!!

[@iLuvHinata360]

Thanks, i understood the joke now.

[@sunmoonstars-8496]

Yes. Go sheets!!!!

[@saulcontrerasOfficial]

If he was white this would've been so uncomfortable.

[@TwinsAndAPitBull]

@@saulcontrerasOfficial If he was white, the joke wouldn't have made any sense.

[@BlackGoldTech]

@@saulcontrerasOfficial Always gotta give your “if this was a white person” perspective, don’t ya?😂

[@LongXue]

Father's today: "Why are you watching kids play instead of just playing it by yourself?" Kids today: "Why are you watching the sports on TV, dad?"

[@mr.e695]

Classic ... I told my son a few years back, when his Mom and G'ma asked him that same thing to just say, "Cooking Shows and Top Model" 😂🤣😂

[@brendonbuffaloe8830]

His Patriots jokes are the hardest I've laughed in a while

[@gunkanjima3408]

GO SHEETS ☠️☠️😂😂 I’m dead

[@machkaya4108]

GO BILLOWS!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@bbarnhouse9022]

That joke is incredible. He should develop another joke later in the skit about a prison yard basketball game between the race gangs. The call back would be referring to it as a skins vs sheets game.

[@mountainmama2101]

Can I just say that I thought this whole set was amaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzing??!!?? 😂😂

[@DevilTrojanChic]

"I believe in everything but the government" PURE GOLD!!! 🤣

[@debbiemeyer7666]

I love this channel and to all the citizens of Provo, you are so lucky to have DryBar in your city!

[@spacep0d]

They have DryBar *because* of their city. Notice, it's all clean humor. Very Mormon-safe. Provo is Mormon-populated/controlled so dry also refers to 'no alcohol'. So, I think DryBar exists because Provo is a very Mormon city, not the other way around. I think this is a great venue and channel. I love the clean humor though I have no problem with cursing.

[@moonfairy74]

I live in Salt Lake City and stumbled across this channel and had no clue the Dry Bar even existed! Provo is just a few minutes away so I’m definitely going to check this place out!!

[@gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820]

I like how each joke connects to previous ones. It shows a good amount of talent in maintaining continuity.

[@delorasledge2492]

Kevin Heart did the "gun scenario" jokes ...this guy pulls it off much better. Wonder who did it first.

[@danielrucker9618]

Thats exactly what i was thinking

[@wantshelamokgohloa641]

I paused the video in the middle of the bit to see if some else had mentioned it in the comments Didn't like it when Kevin did it don't like it now

[@ejoy8661]

I paused immediately and was like...is he stealing Hart's jokes!?!

[@Jaydoggswe]

Exakt my thoughts 2 😮🤔

[@primarymeme9929]

wantshela mokgohloa I didn’t like either but his was way shorter, Kevin’s drags out for so long

[@bethcoddington2150]

He clearly loves what he does and it shows. What a hoot! I love this channel!

[@donnamealy4877]

Love this guy. He is so unafraid to cross boundaries. Spot on and funny

[@dp2404]

He's black, he has nothing to fear

[@flippyfeet2]

He’s funny. Watching him during covid! He’s spot on! I believe everything except the government.

[@a-1sauce482]

"i believe everything except the government"

[@FullCircqle]

And that tom hardy is an excellent actor, i didn't need to see Legend to be convinced. He's gonna make a great bond

[@LisaJohnson-dp8sv]

A,C

[@aliseegenuine6414]

@@LisaJohnson-dp8sv A, B, C. 1, 2, 3.

[@aliseegenuine6414]

@@FullCircqle you might want to watch Brad Pitt, as Kirsten, in Legends of the Fall.

[@gaberuggles2939]

when he said "get a weapon that fits your nationality" all I could picture was my mom pulling up with a spaghetti whip

[@aliseegenuine6414]

Nationality is American. Does that mean whatever is within my reach? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️😬😬😬😎😎😎

[@khadijahfitzgerald9743]

First of all, I want to know who he is! Well, I'd have to show up with some Irish whiskey, fried chicken, and watermelon! That fight ended before it began! You know that anyone breaking in to your house, sees you with a bottle of whiskey in hand, is going to panic at the thought of wasting a good bottle of booze! "Just put down the bottle!" " hold on, I'm gonna put everything back, let's just sit down and talk it out, and enjoy that fried chicken and watermelon!" I Just made a new friend, and depending on how lonely I am, a date! Dinner and a movie!

[@thearishok2802]

@@khadijahfitzgerald9743 now that is some practical thinking! 😂

[@disgurstingshat9703]

i could imagine my mom using her flat bony bare hands

[@thecoolaxolotlnova8523]

@@aliseegenuine6414 that means shotgun

[@richheardthis8018]

I've watched this set over and over again. He's got a bit of Robin Williams zany energy. Masterful delivery, creative jokes and a very likable guy.

[@garyji]

In a word: Hysterical! High energy and spot on interpretations.

[@richardgodfrey921]

if only ALL comedians could have the freedom of diverse humour that this fella has.

[@iambounceback]

He definitely did some fine line crossing back and forth. I think raw comedy from the 80's is gone but if you are strategic like Dave Chappelle and Bill Burr you are golden.

[@thesun-N-moon8885]

@@iambounceback those two racist or disguised under the word comedians… 🤔 … I mean I don't know I just wonder!

[@did7801]

@@thesun-N-moon8885 Do you get told to STFU often? Because you're not being told enough!

[@thesun-N-moon8885]

@@did7801 wow, it sounds like you just might be wondering the same. So much anger for no reason unless my comment hit a nerve. 😜

[@noname-gu6ho]

I think Tosh do.

[@txblue33]

This was really enjoyable and this man has a beautiful smile.

[@lorenzoclark3616]

He's the BEST ..I never heard of him til now..Hilarious, I laughs so hard...Great Job!

[@chevyon37s]

Whomever edits these needs to stop with the quick previews, especially when it’s repeated within the first 2min.

[@etangbose4755]

Yeah I agree

[@cookiie92]

Right? I don't get it... I have noticed that too.

[@ajmartin5115]

I agree. But it is whoever, not whomever.

[@E4S65]

Agreed, Just jump right in. Preview not needed

[@E4S65]

I JUST WANT TO SIT ON THE BEACH AND EAT HOT DOGS. THAT’S ALL I’VE EVER WANTED

[@caleblittle1728]

I need an hour special from this dude ASAP

[@laurenmartin6833]

“Go sheets! Go sheets go sheets go sheets!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aliseegenuine6414]

Rah, rah, rah for the homie team! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@derekchauvinisahero2010]

I cheer for the sheets !

[@dclos6296]

12:40 "As a matter of fact, I believe in everything BUT the government!" 💯

[@aliseegenuine6414]

USA Motto! 🤣🤣🤣

[@susanadams-wauro6716]

Such a fun ride! " Black Jesus" got me going, " go sheets" kept me hooked! Hilarious!

[@rustycook729]

BT is so awesome. I saw him close to 15 years ago in Dallas. Still have that first cd. Good to see he’s still doing comedy.

[@internziko]

This guy is like a throwback to the 90's

[@texan2560]

This guy is hilarious. Great to see a comedian joking about race again. It's all in good fun.

[@OneWhoDreamsAwake]

Fastest 30 minutes ever. I wish it was longer, he’s hilarious! 😂

[@wcstrawberryfields8011]

A little much on the hyper race consciousness but I liked his high energy.

[@hmmm8552]

I think it’s in a faster fps or whatever it is called. . It speeds them up. I just noticed today after watching a few of these, I thought they were all fast and hyper lol

[@jcarc5701]

@@wcstrawberryfields8011 So no one should mention anything about race? You got issues pal.

[@wcstrawberryfields8011]

@@jcarc5701 You have the bigger issue: Putting words in people's mouths. Re-read my comment, JackAßß.

[@jcarc5701]

@@wcstrawberryfields8011 Triggered? You need a safe space?

[@no1isresp4hwufeeluallowurs62]

“My kids have three eyeballs and a tail, but hey I have a gold medal.”

[@salt8661]

Someone please give this guy a role in an action movie 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻💪🏼🚀🚀🚀

[@theresagluckhertz8064]

"He got clobbered!" LOL... clobbered is a word I've always used. Now it sounds funny. Hahahaha!

[@Psychol-Snooper]

It's actually British slang from WWII. It basically means to hit with excessive force. I only use it for blows like huge haymakers, or like two fisted blows, and anything Mike Tyson would do to someone in anger.

[@carlaaustin7223]

I'm from Oklahoma and I know the word. LOL

[@theresagluckhertz8064]

Angry Applesauce I think this word has been used in the US before WWII, at least in the south

[@Psychol-Snooper]

@@theresagluckhertz8064 I mean that's possible... but the etymologists are usually pretty good about this stuff. I assumed it was older as well!

[@j-attack05yeet34]

I 1st heard it from fantastic four from the thing saying "it's clobbering time" also thought that both of you are correct

[@robertgaron9057]

“Indianapolis , if you’re a racist and into car racing, best place to be. The burning crossroads of America.” 🤣😂😖😳

[@brighteyez4u397]

I'm from Indiana and I had to laugh at that one! Honestly, in 30+ years of living all over Central and Southern Indiana, I've met only a handful of blatantly racist people.

[@pikalee3492]

I used to live there too and died laughing at that 🤣🤣🤣

[@butterflykisses1984]

@@brighteyez4u397 - Asides from one year I've spent my entire life in the state of Indiana. 8 years near Indianapolis. Have encountered a few rude semi racist folks but most are pretty cool.

[@butterflykisses1984]

Sidenote- I'm hoping and praying rumors of any race car gathering are just that- rumors. Goodness know people from all across the country come to the IMS for events and if they hold events it'll just help the Covid spread further and faster.

[@aliseegenuine6414]

@Robert Garon I am planning a trip there in my Dodge Challenger Hellcat with a Scat Pack. Do you know the dates for the racists? Ohhh, I meant...races, yes, races? Oh hell, when is the event?

[@j.w.griggsiii8698]

I am very thankful for this channel. You have to legitimately be funny, instead of being able to use cuss words at the right moment.

[@Muck006]

"How many planes are at the bottom of the ocean?" Easy reply: "Why do you think the sea level is rising?"

[@MrPAULONEAL]

"All of them."

[@elizabeth-jackie]

You just blew my mind. That actually makes sense

[@anonymousdonor]

🤣

[@timg3679]

Lol

[@beatleme2]

I believe in everything but the government - that's when I gave a Thumbs up 😎

[@Pavelscribbles]

what about god? 🤢🤮

[@beatleme2]

@@Pavelscribbles Yeah man, God is real watch some NDE stories

[@Pavelscribbles]

@@beatleme2 mmmmmm Im athiest....

[@beatleme2]

@@Pavelscribbles I wish I was sometimes, so I can end this life and be with my dead loved ones without thinking/knowing I'd go to H3ll even tho Life could be we are in h3ll, and we don't know it.

[@Pavelscribbles]

@@beatleme2 Oh yeah i mean Im trans AND gay so im going to hell for sure. I still believe theres hell and stuff but i just dont necessarily believe that if there is a god, the god that you guys glorify is the real one. it could be a female for all we know 🤷‍♂️

[@skeptic4031]

How does Dry Bar get so many HIGH QUALITY comics on their platform ??? It never ceases to Amaaaaze me !!!! 😂😂😂

[@dspenseroftruth9373]

I wore flip flops at a wedding.. they were new! But ya.. I'm white..

[@notsuresomemush2977]

@James Xu literally all my Pakistani friends rock the flipflops even in winter lol

[@blendingwitch6206]

@ohsevenone wow chill

[@huginug]

You think flip flops are bad until you meet my husband who wants to wear crocs every summer instead of buying normal shoes. The flip flops are the compromise now..

[@samsmith8954]

🤣🤣🤣

[@TheMarkoPoloProgram]

@James Xu Yeah. We even wear flip flops with socks.

[@db2180]

18:54 they need to have comedians in Senate meetings so they could let them know how stupid their ideas sound. After they make any proposal, a comedian should be their to make scenarios for them to also consider.

[@raptor5530]

Well I mean, the standard procedure is to get the kids bunched up in a corner, giving a trained teacher a gun or allowing them to bring their own gun to protect that bunched huddle of kids. I know I'd rather have an armed teacher.

[@bUwUmer1260]

@@raptor5530 what are you talking about man?

[@raptor5530]

@@bUwUmer1260 Dave made a joke about giving guns to teachers, the guy above commented, and I disagreed... There's not much to it

[@theoneandonlyowl3764]

@@raptor5530 It had little to do with the comment though and should have been one you posted independently. But, I wouldn't disagree with you, apart from the fact they're all liberals and idea repugnant.

[@showmebear]

@@raptor5530 I loved it because his joke pointed out how ridiculous the idea is.

[@marjiemiller]

Thanks!

[@itsaasdzani1455]

"The Reservation" restuarant As a native I approve lol

[@otisdriftwood3324]

Ha the Custer plater

[@real_lampcap]

"Snatches it from you. Aha see how you like it." Dead 😂👏🏾

[@itsaasdzani1455]

The authentic native American experience 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brendabernstein286]

This man is sooooo funny. And his ethnic restaurant jokes are spot on. Love his jokes.

[@tshepokgoboko1111]

"THIS IS A MAAANNNN!"

[@troiyt]

where we going lol, roll the windows up lol

[@atrobertson1977]

It's the way he says "AMAAAAAAAAZING" for me!!! LMMFAO!!!!

[@alyssamurphy2002]

Yeah, I was like.. so racist...then I caught myself doing it. 🤣🤣🤣

[@barbsovich2197]

I LOVE this site, to hear truly funny comedy without swearing, is priceless today!! Thank you!

[@jenniferb6196]

I saw him on a cruise! He's totally awesome and very nice

[@reetsingh433]

I’ve never laughed so hard in my life! He’s needs his own Netflix special!

[@itsaasdzani1455]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🤣

[@SamCalderas-nt6lv]

And it would be amAAAAAAZING!

[@emoshunless]

Dry comedy is fantastic. This dude.... This dude. Is hilarious. You can tell he is just naturally funny. To top it off he is not afraid at all. He had me from the beginning then sealed it off by his not trusting the government bit. All gold from beginning to end. Thanks.

[@danielbrown1724]

“Go sheets, go sheets go sheets” 🤣🤣 So true, I hate the Patriots too. Glad they stunk this previous NFL season.

[@RambosMullet79]

You would.

[@JacquelineMcIntoshNo1]

'There's never going to be a sound track." Ahahahahahahaha So true!

[@cindyhammack68]

This is the best stand-up I've heard in a really time! Thank you!

[@nicholasrourke3836]

He said drugged out by the Anastasia 😂😂😂

[@tradingtruths6897]

You heard that huh.. lol

[@lL338]

it was intentional.

[@anastasyapavloskyp2239]

Oh my god, I’ve been called anesthesia so many times

[@thudson3rd]

It’s 2020 and finger licking terrifies me

[@jaydenmcdonald4558]

The way he does it instills so much fear in me

[@merdab8]

I was okay until he licked them and then laid his whole hand on the microphone stand and I jumped right out of my skin lol.

[@letterborneVods]

It has always terrified me

[@Cam4Jess]

@@letterborneVods Basically....especially when turning pages. I always make a mental note to avoid that book/magazine/etc. and sometimes that person

[@letterborneVods]

Cam4Jess it’s hard though if it’s your teacher handing out notes ...

[@meredithgrubb7027]

I would gladly watch and support this man in any role in any movie at anytime. The positive energy he radiates is tangible even thru a screen.

[@branchesofYAH]

Hahaha, I believe in everything but the government! Timeless and true.

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

Gawd DANG this guy is HILARIOUS!!!!😂😂😂 I Was getting a drink when this video started...i almost choked.😂 I wisely did not drink afterwards.😂😂😂 Love this guy!

[@jt4jt4]

Dry Bar has some great comedians, but this guy is a rapid-fire genius. He's right on the cusp of being as good as anyone out there.

[@112tabby]

Did Brad Pitt see this and accept World War Z so he could get 2 birds with one stone while playing a faithful husband in a horror movie 😉

[@go2therock]

Good one! 😂

[@aliseegenuine6414]

Brad Pitt in a horror movie? Oh yeah...Mr & Mrs Smith! 👍😂😂

[@jaymason480]

Brad was also in Kalifornia, about a murder

[@OldNavajoTricks]

And he was in interview with a vampire so...

[@Kimboscrub]

@@OldNavajoTricks And the one about the 7 deadly sins where he gets his wife’s head in a box at the end.

[@juliaalix6458]

Ebola, Zika, Corona. Yup, clockwork. 😂

[@lorenakaiser]

Was looking for this comment! 😂👌

[@ascesemphia]

I didn't hear of Zika before (I'm from Europe) and for a few seconds there I thought he said 'Zico' - we have pharmacies under this name in my country, it was quite a surprise they'd name it after a virus xD

[@j-attack05yeet34]

What's next zombies, symbiote/ Venum thing, COVID-40 or 30 Zombies doesn't mean like undead it's the teen kind or like when you don't sleep Symbiote is not like the slime more like any thing like that maybe lats say parasite or medical slime venom since it won't be form space hopefully

[@Steve-fe4lq]

It's an election year. Go figure

[@wemainr6707]

J-Attack05 yeet if you have to explain your joke it isn’t funny

[@veaperl8795]

As a JW...I absolutely thought the pole vaulting over the moat joke was hilarious 🤣😆 and spot on!!

[@parkiescreation77]

Same here that cracked me up!! We do go anywhere glad he invited them in 😊

[@ashalon8729]

That nurse joking about giving him breast implants is my spirit animal 🤣😂🤣

[@lafevebl]

This guy is great!! I laughed through the whole thing 🤣🤣

[@LysippeLee]

I come back here time and again to rewatch and I still laugh my butt off!!! This guy is AMAZING!!!

[@drphdmd7064]

I took a brief break from binging Norm McDonald videos to watch this. Always happy to see some top-notch comedy!

[@SuavoJones]

I’m definitely getting me some Chinese throwing stars now.

[@sheilasullivan1950]

Yeah but if they take them outta the wall n throw them back???! Kinda luck I have lol.!

[@andriadebose3403]

Loved him! I'm listening to this in a public place trying not to laugh out loud 🤭😂😂😂

[@leathernluv]

There is not enough of this guy on the internet!

[@khadijahfitzgerald9743]

Who is he?

[@adegbenroagoro5180]

@@khadijahfitzgerald9743 I'm scrolling through the contents going someone mentioned his name

[@djembea2009]

His name is BT

[@adegbenroagoro5180]

@@djembea2009 Yeah. I found that out about 20 minutes later. Thank you for replying

[@HesinaStormblessed]

This is exactly what I needed tonight! You seem like a great human ❤

[@Valhalla1987]

"The burning crossroads of America" most underrated joke of his whole set

[@sabinadean8039]

I love people that are hilarious, real, and not governed by PC. Thoroughly enjoyed. Flabbergasted at comments below. ;)

[@marysunshine8371]

Amazzzzing!!!!

[@PirateRadio9]

If the race was reversed, he would be kicked off youtube.

[@Angelynkd4]

@@PirateRadio9 yes cause of institutional racism it's not that deep

[@dk3062]

@@Angelynkd4 lol. What is institutional racism? Are there schools where students taught from textbooks that racism is okay?

[@confidential5743]

D k I think it’s more the opposite, it’s being taught that you can’t point out anything based on race

[@ZaZa-nm6sw]

"Go sheets. Go sheets go sheets go sheets." 🤣🤣😭😭

[@aliseegenuine6414]

@ZaZa. Rooting for the team with the hoods! Yeeeaaa, team! 😂😂😂

[@helenetrstrup4817]

The blow dart nearly knocked me out. 🤣

[@Jaster_Mereel]

Hilarious. Much needed these days! The burning crossroads of America 🤣😆🤣

[@aliseegenuine6414]

@Jaster Marrel fun to be had by all! 🤣🤣🤣

[@nancymcgee4776]

I've had five back surgeries, I can relate to how hard it is ,to have to admit you can't do something!

[@Angel_Billy4-30-23]

Nancy McGee true, true. I mean, I was raised to always ask for help if I needed it. That's how you learn and that is how you survive. My parents always thought me that if I ever need help with anything, don't be afraid or too proud of myself to ask for help. Now, I was down for a while from work, well everything, because I was hurt on my job, I ended up slipping and falling and I hurt my back to badly to finish the work day. I had to leave early but I missed out on workers comp because I was too proud to say that it was their fault for not putting enough matts down. But yeah, I know it's hard because, it was really hard for me having to call up my parents and ask them if I could stay with them because I lost my job and couldn't afford rent, food, bills and everything else. But my parents told me that they are glad that I reached out to them for help instead of trying to either make it back to work with a fractured spine, or become homeless and try to panhandle to get by. But again, I'm the type of person who hates to have to ask for anything from anyone and I'd rather have to suck it up and go back home to live with my parents again versus living somewhere on the street and have to ask people for a bit of money or food or anything else every day. Sorry for going off on a tangent there, my point was, never be to proud of yourself to either ask for help if you need it or to admit that you just can't do something anymore and you need assistance or someone to do it for you. You're so much better than that and trust me, there are still some good people in this world who want to help you out with anything you need.

[@nancymcgee4776]

@@Angel_Billy4-30-23 Thank-you Angelina, it's people like you that make my day!

[@aliseegenuine6414]

@Nancy McGee do you experience that “I’m sorry you’re sick. I hope you get well soon” crap? I keep repeating.... “I am not sick! I have structural damage to my body. No, I am not going to get well, the doctors made sure that wouldn’t happen.”! 😎😎😎

[@paulkuzupas2993]

Great show! You're gifted and thank you for giving your gift to us.

[@gordonreynolds4599]

I love who you are sir! The comedy comes from real life! Thank you!