Parenting

[@arianac3752]

Parents: *talk to you and treat you as a child* Also Parents: *want you to act like an adult*

[@RyanThyan]

Yep

[@rambojournalists8323]

0-0 in some aspects..>_> I was rude XD so

[@m.s9956]

Basically, yeah.

[@capn_l]

They need to understand that we cannot keep switching we'll be confused

[@LarissaDawn]

My dad says he doesn't treat me like an adult because I still act like a child. (I'm 19)

[@nataliaaa6604]

Can I have that “How to Not Raise Hitler” book? My cat’s heading in that direction

[@pewdiepieisstillabadyoutub4490]

Just don’t let her take art

[@janicetan3874]

fjskkska underrated comment

[@talhatariqyuluqatdis]

Haha

[@shurkeys419]

same but with my pocket sized *beast.* my chihuahua.

[@krisdeltarun]

jesslyn I READ BEAST AS BREAST LMAO I DEADASS WAS CONFUSED AF

[@zom7591]

“Hey i broke my arm while riding my bi-“ “ITS THE DAMN PHONE AGAIN”

[@quinn6846]

lmao I didn't even have a phone when I broke my arm both times

[@pranavpolakam5371]

Facts tho 😂😂😂

[@neruneru9713]

"Mom I slipped." "WOW HOW CARELESS YOU TRIPPED ON YOUR TOYS AGAIN GO CLEAN UP SERVES YOU RIGHT." "Mom... you hid my toys because I didn't want to study."

[@ultra_exists]

What! A comment with people talking without using the me: also me: format? It's a miracle

[@insertnamehere7583]

So true🤣

[@randombozo2964]

This dude will turn out to be a good parent one day

[@yeshuaarcosmartinez6589]

Yep

[@Edits-World]

Mhm

[@Emiko-x8s]

If he wants kids that is

[@TheAdorableApple]

agreed

[@andrew-ml5sd]

hes gay

[@agneschen8695]

"Ok son, here's your bill for the last 18 yrs...." infinite list XD

[@theultimatebro9278]

He needs the money to pay off his father too

[@monacanoneo3956]

Me: being like my mom Mom: where did that attitude of yours came from huh!?? Me: •-• uhhHhH yOu?

[@niceice3998]

Wut

[@RimeRyan]

don't think that all behaviour comes from parents. some can come from friends or teachers or anyone who can have an influence on you

[@txmwxl]

No, I think it’s just you

[@rycap9927]

i think this goes against everything domics said in the vid... lol

[@scaless9113]

Honestly, I have a better attitude than my mom, she cusses at me but I never cuss in general.

[@MrPF]

"You can't put a price tag on life" Every company ever: "watch and learn peasant"

[@kenny6459]

"You can't put a price tag on life" Human traffickers: "watch n' learn."

[@mary_jane-puffer8897]

@@kenny6459 lmao

[@sierra2846]

Funny enough it costs anywhere between $1000-$50000 to give birth in a hospital.

[@emptree]

This is the sad reality

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Life insurance companies, especially.

[@Laineypaints]

'can u imagine if parents kept tabs on everything they've spent raising you' Me: I dont have to imagine

[@RSQRXQ]

I know right

[@ccid007]

Ikr

[@ibic2441]

Every time i mess up MY PARENTS GO LIKE: HEY! I DID THID THIS THIS AND THAT

[@leah8894]

I would pay them back but it’s not like I asked to be born lmao. I’ll take care of you as you get older, but it’s not like you asked to get old either.

[@sumiraadhikari5704]

Ikr

[@imlivinginyourceiling]

“You can’t put a price tag on life!” American Hospitals: *Observe.*

[@yeet7361]

EXCALIBUR Lmao

[@min_says_h3110]

WHICH IS WHY YOU INVEST. SAVE YOUR MONEY FOR LIFE INSURANCE AND IMPORTANT STUFF, FELLOW AMERICANS

[@rachelmoore9714]

You're not paying for the life. You're paying the hospital staff's salaries and for administrative costs to keep it running. Can't expect people to work for free

[@jakemcconnell9439]

@@rachelmoore9714 you can some places... Here in the UK all healthcare is free no matter the disease

[@kale6614]

Rachel Moore bruh what do you think taxes do

[@onehappinesshappy9513]

"ugh its hot" mom:"ITS BC OF THAT GODDAM PHONE!"

[@theseeker2360]

What I hate is when parents yell at their kids to "stop crying" like bruh that makes it worse.

[@angelv-th4kv]

sometimes when the kid is being screamed at and told "stop crying" they gonna cry harder cause they afraid and dont want their mom or dad to go even more ham on them

[@evilchineseboy]

The Seeker my mom scolds me when I hurt myself like bruh

[@ciskataalman2721]

My dad always did this and still does to my younger siblings i think he shouldnt do that

[@odasiam6899]

The Seeker BIGEST PET PEEV

[@odasiam6899]

Ciska Taalman My family in a nut shell Im the youngest...

[@thebookworm5048]

My grandma always talks to her dog like he's a person, just calmly saying things like, "You really shouldn't be on the table, you know that's not for you." and he ACTUALLY understands and gets off the table... idk how she trained him without even trying

[@nanetteestonina5480]

I think she could talk to animals-

[@wren_.]

dogs can pick up the context of your words and the tone behind them. A dog knows that words like “no” and “not” mean it’s something they shouldn’t be doing

[@firstlynamed]

"There is no actual lesson learned, only behavioural conditioning" is my fave line in this vid.

[@tlegahiga9200]

can you tell me your restrictions

[@justsomeguy8029]

Its true

[@knowledgebombs8695]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIOqeJWil7Rlb6c

[@MsCherade9]

Unfortunately there are some important things in early childhood that children need to learn and positive reinforcement is the only way to help them learn. Like potty training. It's using a type of Operant Conditioning to help the child transition to use the toilet over wearing nappies by using praise and encouragement while avoiding reinforcing negative unwanted behaviours like wetting themselves. It's exhausting to be a parent, but having managed to get a kid to 20 years old, happy and healthy is an enormously rewarding experience. But sometimes you have to get creative, crafty and cunning to get your child to perform certain behaviours before they are capable for having a reasoned conversation about it. My son didn't talk clearly, or at all before he was 7 years old. We couldn't have the type of communication between us that other kids his age did with their parents. But we learned to communicate via baby sign language before they were 18 months old. It really helped!

[@catminecraftyas]

First Name dude same

[@Drago-tp3qb]

*me: about to win a decent arguement* Mom: I carried you for 9 months!

[@aimarlangley4156]

"Oh fuck, what should I say?"

[@lukailic6874]

@@aimarlangley4156 I carry your bullshit everyday

[@quinn6846]

my mom always retaliates with "I birthed u!"

[@a.j.2915]

"That was your decision"

[@brece5452]

How to answer back- “I didn’t ask to be born” “That was your decision” “How am I supposed to live up to that? I’m a dude!” Or “Using I carried you for 9 months to win an argument doesn’t help prove your point. It’s just another bit of guilt that you are using to win. And using guilt is a terrible way to win an argument. An argument is meant to learn something or understand something. You have to use information to win, not guilt.”

[@Chris-wz5zf]

Domic's videos are slowly becoming life lessons than rants. Love it

[@okayjay2281]

@@melteddarkchocolate000 rant just means speaking at length about a certain topic

[@owenx3502]

I learned a lot from this because I keep threatening my little brother with violence when he doesn’t help when I just shouldn’t I should raise him to to appreciate what he gets

[@LapisGoBlue]

they always were life lessons to me

[@dollfin9238]

tbh i’ve always watched his videos and come out with life lessons!! even the rants,, dom always seems to have a really nice concluding script that leaves me feeling good :)

[@Herobrine-xc5xk]

Are we getting old? o_o

[@stabbamonroll]

"As parents, you cant really have the mindset that your kids owe you" Refreakingtweet

[@evaristegalois6282]

Child: **coughs** Parents: "iT's ThOsE dAmN vIdEo GaMeS !!"

[@kevinuduji3722]

Lmao

[@SalterMaybe]

My mom used to be like that but my dad was like nah bruh he playing games basically.

[@kayleighm9634]

KaosStar 25 for me it’s my phone too 😒

[@nessboyy2339]

I hate it when this frucking happens

[@pinheadlarry1977]

@@nessboyy2339 you mean fucking

[@elisabethk-flamingo257]

Parents who complain that their kids are on their phones too much are probably the same ones who gave their kids an ipad at a really yound age to keep them quiet.

[@zeesee4557]

I can confirm this is 100% true

[@lukailic6874]

I am on my phone so I do not have to talk to them

[@dhruvpatel2107]

Ah yes..... point to be noted.

[@TreadTheDonutDuck]

I see this happen WAY too much

[@jizzypuff]

My daughter (3) just got an iPad as a gift from a rich work client. I thought okay 30 minutes per day of educational games shouldn't do harm. Nope she started demanding the iPad all day and cried when the 30 minutes was up so it's gone until she can understand a little better.

[@shurkeys419]

me: “mom I have a cold” mom: *its the damn phone..*

[@chimmytaeknology]

So True 🤣

[@multidebbie1]

WTF that's not true there's nothing like a sickness from a phone that's just impossible

[@shurkeys419]

@Gegee chuluun exactly

[@multidebbie1]

@@shurkeys419 the mom part that's what happens every time

[@holly.eq78]

Gegee chuluun r/wooosh

[@ThomasSmith-z5q]

What helped me the most with raising my children was the book ‘Raising Warriors: Preparing Your Children For a Godly Life’. It is honestly a game changer

[@audryramirez2340]

Me: *tries to talk about funny storys* My mom: *gives me a lecture* Me: *regrets talking* Also my mom: *wonders why we don’t talk a lot*

[@jasmine10202]

EXACT FUCKING SAME MAN!!!!!! And she wonders why we're no close. 😒

[@pixalsamurai4048]

LITERALLY EVERY MOM EVER.

[@Emily.Russell]

WHY IS THIS SO SO TRUE?????

[@alishalee569]

Same

[@princesspeach9382]

Audry Ramirez BAHAHAH FR WOW AHA

[@kubokubo6347]

You know how parents say we can't survive without phones? My great grandfathers parents said the same thing about TV.

[@marcoanimacoes5690]

*ITS A CIRCLE WITHOUT END*

[@kubokubo6347]

It's indeed a circle

[@marcoanimacoes5690]

@@kubokubo6347 YEAH , (what Did i just said?)

[@Kilrkali]

When books were invented in ancient Greek every scholar said that kids couldn't live without books and also argued that BOOKS ARE BAD and the fact that people say we read less books than people used to is false we actually read MORE BOOKS NOT LESS Sorry

[@marcoanimacoes5690]

@@Kilrkali *STILL A CIRCLE*

[@ItsYukiToo]

"Can you imagine if parents kept tabs on everything they've spent on raising you?" Why yes, I get reminded quite frequently.

[@Rob.N.]

Lol

[@MrWhiskers]

Same XD

[@tomtogamer5077]

a 4K tv/ ps2 / psvita / Xbox 360 / Xbox one / Ps4 / dualshock 4 / how can i pay that?

[@neruneru9713]

Yep. Same.

[@abouttogiveyasomefacts5574]

ivan Rackitits I paid for my own so If the bill came around I’d find some deductions

[@nicoleramos5609]

“Is just children raising children”.... dude. Where can I find more ppl like you!! 🥺

[@crtzy9626]

Everyone in this comment section

[@afrahe3718]

"He might have been your father boy but he wasn't your daddy" -Yondu

[@thegrammarcrusader4085]

Aw,now I'm sad about Yondu dying...😫

[@rowanheart8122]

How dare you make me feel things

[@vampire-p]

Ow why you do dis

[@Antonio-nn8he]

rip to my mans x(

[@xrltimothy]

redrose 101 now u make me cry

[@HeyWalt]

Reasons why some kids are depressed: School/stress Traumatic experience Illness Lack of emotional support Bullying Parents: *must be the gosh darn phone*

[@kitsuneakage22]

Truth

[@chococatt7778]

Vlad exactly

[@aramnonmig2117]

Been there

[@lizziel2676]

Yep

[@thebigpew]

Must be those damn minecraft creepers! Making my kid depressed and causing shootings!

[@stacyk123]

"Don't worry honey, they're paid to clean it up." No. How about you teach your kid some responsibility.

[@panic3815]

Yeah they have other stuff to do besides clean up messes.

[@valeriaramirez8366]

THANK YOU

[@thefirsttime7759]

@@panic3815 its still their job

[@panic3815]

@@thefirsttime7759 doesn't mean you need to trash the lobby. They have to prioritize customers and don't have time to clean up your garbage

[@foggylenses91]

TheFirstTime their job is to offer good service to their customers. Surprise surprise! Customers don’t want to be in a dirty environment. Service workers are not ur janitors unless they literally r

[@someonehelpmewithmymodules1609]

Parents: (Yells at their kids for doing something wrong) Kids: (Starts crying) Also parents: *wHy aRE yOU cRyiNG?!*

[@thatperson9835]

I felt that

[@mcpetrolling3583]

Teen: provides a well-structured, thought out argument with researched information Adults: *D I S R E S P E C T*

[@itmekeko]

LMAOOOOO

[@itmekeko]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@anon7945]

just happened yesterday lmaoo it's fucking shit

[@thevideoofdiariesofagregin9517]

It’s exactly what the lunch ladies at my school does

[@Altsncro]

My mom "Im the mom so i know im right"

[@lakshyasharma5539]

Parent: Argues with child. Child: properly argues and wins argument. Parent: How disrespectful

[@fvn55yearsago57]

Lakshya Sharl18 Not gonna happen with my Filipino mom.

[@Mii.2.0]

That moment when parents are more sensitive than kids.

[@xduzlm6945]

FV N • 55 years ago gh ccX clack clack is the الوطلويشنمد

[@c_sante_4041]

Me: *explains* *youtube's* *coppa* *situation* *CALMLY* my dad: *iVe bEeN aLiVe lOnGeR tHaN yOu i kNoW wHaT iM tAlKiNg aBoUt sToP rAiSiNg yOuR vOiCe* also my dad: whats coppa

[@youraveragerook]

Parents/grandparents: Argues Me: Parents/Grandparents: Don’t talk back.

[@wallonice]

The upside of parents is that they gave me life but the downside of parents is that they gave me life

[@clarajones8180]

Wallonice Mapper Never have I ever agree to something a random stranger said online more

[@ThisAdventureFamily]

Wallonice Mapper m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/kIKWkIGofq-Fos0

[@L0RDK3Y]

Wallonice too true

[@mogozv]

Words of a poet

[@izzy8299]

Deep

[@shaneskebab856]

Why did my youtube feed recommend "Bratz: the movie" and "Fred 3" under this video lol

[@tdoyr]

My sister forced me to watch Fred 3. 𝐷𝑂𝑁𝑇. 𝐸𝑉𝐸𝑅.

[@LyricalPremium489]

Covid is why. We broke the algorithm.. Everyone:You cant watch all of youtube?! Covid: Hold my beer

[@azadanzans5359]

@@tdoyr I used to like fred, party because my parents obviously hated it... How did they allow me to watch that

[@maritzasanchez6520]

@@tdoyr I'm so sorry

[@maritzasanchez6520]

@whittle my older cousins watched it a lot when we were younger, I always felt uncomfortable lol

[@dasani-8780]

me: Mom I think my leg is broken My Mom: it’s because of that damn phone you play with

[@LarsXV]

Yea parents always blame the phone for almost everything

[@heroslippy6666]

Kid: *texts on phone and falls down stairs* Mom: It's the phone's fault Dad: Don't drink and derive

[@jessicac8090]

Literally me I had an ear infection for a month and I got grownded for it. luckily I made my own home remedy to fix it which I found by using Google after pretending I was cured for a few days

[@o.oswift181]

Nah my mom blames that damn ps4

[@movedtopikalynxlvl8802]

Nah men DAD blames on.EVERY FUCKING.ELECTRONIC.HE.BUYS ME. Like my ps4 my 3ds my switch my xbox but NOT MY PHONE

[@giliy_18]

Me: tells a joke to my parents Parents turn It into a lecture Me: ah shit here we go again

[@chocolatesugar-lovage9678]

Honestly, same! 😅

[@Kilrkali]

I understand that this isn't an original meme but it made me laugh

[@WiiMxsk]

I relate to this soon much. I'm gonna like. *SEE THIS LIKE AND SUB BEGGERS, THIS IS HOW YOU COMMENT TO GET LIKES* sorry I had to vent

[@slytherinobsessedwiththepa9988]

Sorry, you can't do that. That was *too* real. 😐

[@WarauTR]

subtle asian traits

[@KingWesleyIV]

"Can you imagine if parents kept tabs on everything they spent raising you?" Yes. Yes I can.

[@clink3582]

F

[@charleebyrd3561]

that’s so sad Alexa play despacjto

[@arrryyyy]

F

[@Jake-zc8wm]

same

[@ambreeeeezy]

Literally same

[@alfonsrasmus4710]

I broke my leg in a car accide- *"It's that damn phone!!"*

[@tdoyr]

I mean, it could’ve been if you or the other driver were texting...

[@parthibhayat]

I can do better: I got bullied in schoo- *"It's because of that damn phone"*

[@OuterWorldMovement]

Me: gets a cold Mom: it's ur godd damn device!!! Ps4,laptop,phone.... goneee!!!!

[@lightning5108]

Me whispering: tf..?

[@noodlecat6199]

I think I lost my second brain

[@hananoorazam5552]

When Dom said “Hey, hello, pay attention.” I literally sat up straighter

[@officialraemusic]

😂😂

[@whisteriavine]

Omg me too it felt like at school when the teacher tells you to pay attention

[@usetobekenn]

Mom: "You owe me, I brought you into this world." There's always a counter. >_> Child: *"I never asked to be born."*

[@N2Jay]

KennyBH BURNNNNNNN !!!!

[@Jesus.H.Christ.]

i said that to my dad and he back handed me

[@mmmmmmmmmmmm]

It says 0 comments when I click it it says 1 but there are much more KZbin stop the drugs

[@ezloopyfries3017]

That will be bad to say

[@johnny6640]

or child: “take me out then”

[@noahakathepullgod9238]

Parent: "You're too old for that" Also Parent: "The adults are talking."

[@MrJunior11123]

BambooDev ...

[@sarahmiller8274]

BambooDev jeez haven’t you ever made a mistake?

[@alan62036]

@@sarahmiller8274 Indeed, but mistakes should not be ignored, otherwise one doesn't grow. :)

[@debugger6502]

Parents still that even when I'm 18 oof

[@MsSHINeeTVXQSuju]

Right? Lmao

[@Morosiss]

Yesterday, I was in a Zoom class and I decided to get some assignments done because I had a few missing. So I get about 10 assignments done from 11-12, and feeling proud I did that much in one hour I told my dad. And most days we have to get at least 3-5 school assignments done to get internet in free time so I thought he would be proud that I did 10 and let me have some extra free time. Nope, I was wrong. Right as I told him he turned it into a lecture saying things like "You should be paying attention in class, do your assignments after" or "Why can't you do 10 every day?". ;-;

[@cemadiby]

You did great! At least I think so, I think you might needed to hear this. Keep going, don´t let him bring you down :))

[@beethoven1315]

@@Morosiss ngl thats pretty good. i wouldn't have the motivation to do that!

[@thedoodlemonster7053]

Ngl I can relate my parents did that too T-T

[@dragonblade4125]

Whoa, 10 assignments in an hour?! Mad respect to you, that’s insane productivity!

[@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500]

asian parents be like

[@starnicu4660]

A Chinese saying: The first child is raised by the books The second child is raised like the pigs The third child is set free like the sheep Basically the more children you have, the less you care about the next one.

[@toast3163]

Å is for aiyo la gud, better get an A tomorrow la B is for belt C is for chainsaw D is for a ducking shark to eat you alive E is for you to be Expelled into space and never comeback F is for fish people to drag to the depths of hell and torture you forever

[@dragon2749]

L

[@nikzzi0511]

wow im a pig

[@dragon2749]

Wow

[@chillspark8395]

im the 4th so what am I???

[@juanpabloortiz1547]

-Son, here's your bill you owe us for your past 18 years. -Wait... why is it so cheap?

[@sugarbear4865]

Juan Pablo Ortiz ??

[@sugarbear4865]

Ok

[@renamamiya5115]

if its just things? I think I have paid my parents for all the years they had spent on me. (considering I just bought them a new house and paying all the bills and recently got dad a new car (2020 model) if it’s life? no I would never be able to, not in a million years.

[@skoodebap2522]

Thats what mine expect, why i begun buying my own stuff at 15

[@saturn1811]

Ren Amamiya well pin a rose on your nose

[@sm0ke_dino193]

5 year old Me: ma I don't understand this problem Hispanic mom: IF I HAD SIX DAMN APPLES

[@user-by4cn3sw9y]

😭

[@btslover6066]

“que no entiendo estas cosas” 💀💀

[@joshirabin]

My mom: Okay where's the adoption center our child is retarded

[@D_Winds]

AND I TOOK AWAY 3 DAMN APPLES

[@lordess.]

@Juan Cortez Muro I hate dogs

[@kurtportes8945]

I can't even argue with my asian parents lmao. They scare me.

[@interro588]

My father is a denialist every time brother attacks me

[@leah8894]

My mom would yell at me for the tiniest things, not finishing my food, being bothered when she asks for a favor that she is ENTIRELY CAPABLE OF DOING, and just my existence in general.

[@geetchavanlol8566]

same

[@A_ldo..]

@@leah8894 exactly. Like my dad wanted to get him a water bottle which is literally a centimeter away from him and i was on the second floor like wtf

[@noshit6285]

@@A_ldo.. Your dad is an asshole,no offence.

[@zackarieweber1962]

Me: “Hey mom I need this permission slip signed. It’s due next week.” Mom: “Ok. We’ll do it later.” *Morning before it’s due* Me: “Mom sign this right now. It’s due today!” Mom: “You really shouldn’t wait till the last minute all the time.”

[@Kaechri657]

Zackarie Weber story of my life!

[@relicz]

I felt that in my chest

[@crunch3604]

I felt that I really did

[@unknownnumber8328]

I felt that no where

[@nexxarex]

Y e s .

[@danny550]

Me: mom im sick... My Asian Mom: *Thats because you never drink enough water.*

[@shadowwolfcat13]

Joke aside, some conditions do arise from not drinking enough water. Not as a direct cause, but dehydration does help things go wrong.

[@jonsnor4313]

You can feel slightly sick and headache or something like that from not drinking enough water. Drinkink water helps against some conditions actually that you feel in the moment sometimes if they arose from that. Its not the worst argument, sometimes tea helps too, which is basically flavoured water.

[@aaliyaramanathan5362]

my mum: It's cause you're always on your DAMN PHONE

[@BlankedOutSlate]

Mine just says that it's because I play videogames too much and barely play outside... BUT THEY ALSO GOT SICK FROM PLAYING OUTSIDE BACK THEN SO I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY SAY THIS

[@foxmcfog7809]

Probably because it's true

[@gloryyy3601]

“You can’t put a price tag on life” Human traffickers: “ *challenge accepted* “

[@emirilyn]

K. gy this is so messed up but I can’t find a reason to argue with you 😂

[@Helloknight]

My nigerian parents: I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU me internally: Who said i wanted to be born

[@aprilshowers3246]

felt this :,(

[@turtle6934]

I didn’t I like living and it’s not like I want to die and I hope neither do you

[@averageharambelover3541]

@@turtle6934 I think he was joking but if he was not then he's just like me

[@a_potat]

literally meee. and the I paid yo fees

[@xavvy111]

My Asian mom..

[@Donikin]

This is great and all but... *this won’t stop parents blaming everything on our technology*

[@Numberonesambatukamfan]

Ikr

[@pixalsamurai4048]

Yep

[@Emily.Russell]

Very true

[@kiroropupper3914]

The technology they gave us xD

[@yopassthefuckinsalt922]

That's actually an evolutionary thing. They didn't need it to grow up and become parents (the biggest sucess, in the eyes of evolution, is to pass on your genes on the best way possible), so they see it as unnecessary, or even a threat. There is a video from Vsauce called "Juvenoia" about this. I suggest watching it, so you can understand why your mom blamed your cellphone for a stomach ache (she actually tried to do this with me :/)

[@meowbhai209]

Parents: I am 10/10 at parenting Children: where did you get that? Parents: I rated myself.

[@dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327]

Ugh, entitled narcissists. I’m so sorry they’re like that. Never being that way to my kids. At least I’ll admit if I do something imperfectly instead of acting like the rules don’t apply to me and do recount no one to be mad at me (like my parents).

[@Owen_loves_Butters]

Don’t mind me. I’m just afraid of everything. It’s a joke

[@dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327]

Owen Toad I’m aware but parents actually do this.

[@sabrinaanjani1795]

on Welp

[@lucyandecember2843]

Literally lmao!!

[@Peridox69420]

Parents: You should start acting like an adult. Me: *Gives my reasonable opinion about a controversial topic .* Parents: You're too young to be talking about that, you're not an adult. Me: ???

[@YoungSlimeBillionaire]

why are you telling your parents your opinions in the first place tho

[@mikazukiaugus2571]

*visible confusion*

[@WolfXGamerful]

*tangible confusion*

[@squeaky1963]

Just talk about a sensitive topic with the most informal speech possible

[@imlivinginyourceiling]

WolfXGamerful *observable and noticeable upon a certain subject or idea, due to a confusing subject matter or statement*

[@satorugojo3736]

When i cry they tell me “ keep CrYinG and I’ll hit you since you like crying so much” and I’m here wondering how is that gonna help

[@leah8894]

Ah yes, verbal and physical threats is definitely gonna help me cope with the pain you just caused.

[@kass2763]

Ikr that always happens to me

[@kass2763]

I mean did

[@cattrickie]

"ill give you something to cry about" LIKE MAN SHUT UP WHY DO YOU THINK IM CRYING ALREADY

[@fatima-ql8ok]

I once read a tweet which said: DAD: How old are you? ME: 15 DAD: When I was your age I was 16.....

[@zsanaz007]

MahHeart MahSoul LOL! ME: How does that even wor- DAD: NO! I don't want to hear it! Your a failure! ME: -_- By that logic your a failure too. Edit: Sorry I pressed sent DAD: NO! You are! ME: dude.

[@janethmariemagtira5161]

@@zsanaz007 *bruh.

[@aslan2010]

BIG BRAIN

[@YaboiSaddler]

Wait what

[@piercestreets9982]

wait dafuq-

[@akdkfnbbg6711]

I watched this video in front of my dad, audio loud and clear. He listened to it and was entertained and hugged me afterwards.

[@RachelMcKenzie123]

Awwww. That's sweet. I hope he learned something.

[@knowledgebombs8695]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIOqeJWil7Rlb6c

[@catminecraftyas]

HA! MY DAD WOULD LITERALLY ONLY DISAGREE WITH IT

[@34quynhnhu80]

Random Computer My dad ignores everything

[@krisdeltarun]

YES 👏👏👏👏👏

[@LilacLycanvic]

“This doesn’t mean you can do whatever the *hello* you want” New replacement word XD

[@nolanhembree5565]

Yep, i'm using this all the time.

[@MerlinOfAtlantis]

Hell

[@j.p.4315]

I remember that one time, someone’s parents tried to sue them so that they could be repaid everything that they spent on their child.

[@abigaildiamante9096]

the hell? is that an article, or did you hear it somewhere

[@j.p.4315]

@@abigaildiamante9096 it was on the news and some news outlets wrote on it

[@rielitty]

_honestly thought this was domics' way of telling us he's gonna be a dad._

[@finerothehero2668]

rielitty same

[@mrskiramman2870]

Same!

[@Glacicle64]

Same here

[@lil_d3ku-_737]

Fax me as well lol

[@andyjc9535]

Mom pulls out belt *top 10 weapons even thanos himself would fear*

[@seanharris4225]

aaah brings back traumatizing memories

[@Bubbles-lh5bc]

Add a branch

[@magikwinter]

Don't forget the flipflop

[@geodylan379]

Don't forget the chancla only in Spanish tho

[@glad16252]

Number 1: The Chancla

[@mochibutbad]

Me: hey mom, my hand is broken and Mom: you can heal it by DrInK MoRe WaTeR and StOp UsE ThAt DaMn PhOnE

[@novaastra1084]

小豆漿399 9 i felt that

[@insertnamehere7583]

100% accurate

[@dasani-8780]

Wow

[@dasani-8780]

Why you copy bro

[@stariizzzz]

You can probably break your hand by using the phone-

[@ivancritter]

My parents adopted me and I just gotta say that I am so thankful. They’ve told me it’s really hard work and it took them almost a year just to get through all the paperwork and somehow found me and adopted me a week or two after.

[@leah8894]

Tbh adopted parents are better cause they actually WANTED to raise you, something that your biological parents wouldn’t/couldn’t do.

[@ivancritter]

@@leah8894 true that honestly.

[@icelored1]

@@leah8894 Aren't most people who get married expecting a child? People who don't want kids usually don't get married, or take birth control.

[@ivancritter]

@FortyFore i have no idea

[@shanedog5059]

@@icelored1 not true. people who don't want kids DO get married. Just because they don't want children doesn't mean they cant love their partners. smh

[@mr_0n10n5]

Child: "Calm and legit argument and explaination" Parent: ArE yOU DisRESPectinG Me!!??

[@brece5452]

I absolutely hate that. I understand if your kid is just wrong but at least listen to their argument. If it’s something that you think needs correcting, explain it to them. A lot of teenagers don’t have anybody to listen to them other than their friends.

[@TheKentanthony]

Breathes* Are you disrespecting me!?!?! Tbh its annoying.. Also insensitive i hate it

[@insertnamehere7583]

Why is this so true

[@ssjx3705]

My mom in a nutshell

[@gayatrimestry4509]

Ugh this annoys me so much

[@zeethanguo]

You can’t put a price tag on life? 18th century colonists would beg to differ.

[@WiiMxsk]

Some assosiation that I know of also would. Apparently a human life is worth 9.1 billion. I think it's just the internet being the internet again

[@loki2240]

Wrongful death lawsuits, too.

[@amiratu5909]

Anglo Saxons put a price on life too.

[@Kai_Mercer]

Also the black market

[@justicemagagane5737]

Really dude...really

[@nolan659]

How does Dom seem to have unlimited wisdom about every aspect of existence?

[@igjozz5646]

I don't know

[@Alcane302]

He must have access to forbidden knowledge!

[@ronaldmcdonald2024]

He has a third eye that he shows no one.

[@WardenTheWanderer]

He prolly sits and thinks and puts together his arguement ahead of time

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

Nah he’s magical

[@darkpaw1522]

Nailed it perfectly. Explaining things to children and teaching them to cope when life isn't fair is FAR better than just behavioral conditioning through pain or consequential suffering. As that teaches them pain to someone gets them to do what you want. Which is true, but not the best solution.

[@Olivia-cl6ww]

My parents: You’re always in your room on your phone! Also my parents: * won’t let me hangout with friends more than 1 or 2 times a week*

[@soggycakeslice3929]

Lunalivvy I don’t go out at all 😂 maybe like once a month

[@ya-like-jazz]

this is the first time i have seen my friends since last august

[@joshirabin]

My parents won't let me go into their house. Not even a foot. I've known the for five years.

[@xudrei245]

Parents used to complain about this a lot. So i showed my dad a bunch of apps and social media sites. Now my mom complains my dad is on the phone all the time and im off the hook👍

[@prnst4r]

@MusicFanatic They're not wrong. I'm not a parent and I agree with that statement.

[@Chocobuns8]

Me to my 1 year old: Sir, sir, you're causing a scene I'm going to need you to calm down My 1 year old: pteroldactyl screech.

[@PastelScorpion]

That. But with my 3 year old sister.

[@Fractal821]

Me: mom.. I got an A- My Asian mom: *_THATS BECAUSE OF THE GODAMN PHONE_*

[@ShinoyamaOwO]

Me: *grabs sandle* *The tables have turned*

[@5Martin1]

@@ShinoyamaOwO that's my mom's weapon of choice0

[@Jasmine-hw5hf]

@@5Martin1 😂😂 mine too!! Her preferred destination for them is my butt

[@sebastianoussoren8135]

So true. Same with Romanian moms :p

[@suikiq]

Themine Deastroyers You’re a masochist *The tables have turned*

[@ne0njuice782]

This made me realize that my parents are people who deserve more love than I’m giving them. No wonder I always hated when kids pretended to hate there parents.

[@nerdgeekcosplay909]

Super off topic but cute icon photo!

[@qingxinn_]

wdym?

[@Tempus0ptic]

Parents really do have a huge impact on a childs life when they become adults. I had an abusive dad growing up, but I also had a loving and caring mother... And my loving mom is the reason why I'm not a serial killer Lol

[@psychomatic1365]

So technically you're only half a psychopath?

[@Tempus0ptic]

@@psychomatic1365 dark humor helps 😈 I'm assuming ur a full blown one based on your name

[@SadfoxGuyver]

Protect this man's mother at all cost .. otherwise he's a serial killer

[@psychomatic1365]

@@Tempus0ptic Nah I play too much violent video games lmao

[@CH-nn1nf]

Adolf Hitler soooooo is this your actual KZbin account name or was this an account you made for the joke?

[@_jayb]

Child: touches butter knife Moms: IT’S THE VIDEO GAMES

[@MR-uj6pk]

You earned yourself a like

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

My mom would always give me a small butter knife when I asked for one or something At least from my memory

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

-*when I asked for a knife

[@alphahunterd]

Shouldn't it be gun? not knife?

[@thatsoupguy-st7wm]

Me: gets terminal cancer mom: you would be cured if you got off that damn phone

[@zacktheslasher3794]

Nah it be more like "well if you became a doctor like i said so, you would have cured cancer by now!"

[@karmab8672]

true

[@razzmatazz6125]

No one like. It’s on 420.

[@zynel413]

@@razzmatazz6125 they liked it.

[@dharavshukla9298]

Why are these comments so similar to my life??😂😂🤣

[@itzskyeplayz1626]

When your parents say: " You don't learn anything from video games" or " You can't learn anything if you don't go to school" That is so not true you can learn a lot almost anywhere

[@leah8894]

Some games might not teach certain stuff, but video games aren’t entirely horrible. I see a lot of them as an IQ boost.

[@itzskyeplayz1626]

@@leah8894that statement kinda sus ngl... jk

[@cemadiby]

@@leah8894 Play in your none native language, so there is a feel of doing something productive (And you really learn a bit, better little than nothing eh)

[@totallyjokers]

@@leah8894 Yea! Like there are some games that explore scientific things and other important topics like mental health!

[@tel0n646]

When in learned English just from video games and almost nothing from school.....

[@evaristegalois6282]

My father must’ve done the Birdbox challenge cause he still hasn’t found his way home

[@user-jc2jp7rd9f]

can we get an f in the chat?

[@Aqx113]

F

[@ohsolac3]

F

[@iamdach0sen1]

F

[@futahentai2619]

Danggg but F

[@kenkxb2763]

*Me in house* Mom: you need to get out more Me: Can I hang out with my friends tomorrow? Mom: No I don’t feel like driving you Me: Welp to KZbin I go

[@kermanite]

True

[@2-d933]

Mom: What are you doing on KZbin? You need to get out more

[@FabulousKilljoy]

why is this so true??

[@Zoiler]

@@2-d933 me: so.. Can I hangout with my friends then?

[@anhtrinh6171]

Lol its 100 percent true

[@GrahamPiano]

6:20 You know he's had this happen irl when he gives a non-sponsored shout out to amazon's child harnesses.

[@minenoturs4271]

lol yeep

[@the_originative_author3893]

GrahamPiano LMFAOOOO YASSSSSS

[@salamanderchild1601]

toddler me: *starts crying* My parents: "Can I offer you a water in this trying time"

[@jentr_n]

Me: gets an 85% on a test Mum: Why didn’t you get into the 90%? Me a few days later: gets a 97% Mum: *why not 100%*

[@Diamond4luck]

**said every asian parent ever**

[@riri.online]

My parents would never settle for a 90%

[@scorpiochan670]

Me: (sees 97%) shit shit shit shit, WHAT AM I GONNA DO!? **gets home** Mom: Grade? Me: 97% Mom: Disappointment Me: always

[@christophechattou5693]

And they call us out for "being ungrateful"

[@thenacho6354]

WE NEED MORE

[@anphans4238]

Mom: **reads an article in the internet** Also Mom: Son, studies show that cellphones can give you stage 4 *_cancer_*

[@undefinederror40404]

Phones can give you cancer, but I'm not sure about stage 4.. And That's after years of using them, the biggest threat is keeping them in your pockets so having a bag/purse already helps a lot.

[@gayestsexhaver]

_w h a t_

[@ThatGuy-te9wh]

My dad to a tee.

[@AjJal-bq3ov]

@@undefinederror40404 I'm sorry? There's nothing radioactive about a cellphone. It uses radio signals and energies, just as commonly used for your televisions microwaves or the radios in your car, and are non-ionizing radiation. It's way too low of an energy to create a tumor. If you're worried about the battery, it's designed to be safe and take a certain amount of heat because companies know we take our phones literally everywhere nowadays. That's why explosive phones are shut down like any other explosive item that's not suppose to do that.

[@tako.23]

And videogames turn people into terrorists

[@mikeyrobinson5355]

"You didn't bring them into this world just so you can't guilt them with a debt they didn't ask for." Dom, you clearly haven't met my mother.

[@lukailic6874]

And my father

[@MR-uj6pk]

And my sword

[@nbabetter3115]

And my pet burrito

[@tlalanwar1723]

And my cantaloupe

[@TheKentanthony]

Classic philippine stuff too. Its hard man.. Very hard thats why i ran away. Best decision of my life

[@nidhibagari3250]

I totally 100% felt it when he said "It's easy to say to love your parents unconditionally but some are just undeserving of it" That's what I've been wanting to explain people my whole life. I hate it when people say "Well, toxic parents are still your parents." NO. Toxic parents are toxic people that need to be cut ties from for the sake of your own mental health.

[@remyhavoc4463]

Parents: we're always here for you, son Kid: Well, right now, I feel suicidal for some reason Parents: that's just puberty, Goddammit Also, just a little message to those people with ass parents. If your parents didn't raise you well, the best revenge is to raise your kids better than your parents raised you, raising your kids just like how your parents poorly raised you does not even count as revenge, you literally just did what they did #SuccessIsTheBestRevenge

[@angiec9947]

Felt that

[@mochi_4726]

*sigh*

[@darknessinspires5034]

Oof, that hurt

[@vahigokukirisaki8521]

It does come with puberty(unless you had suicidal thoughts before) but of course it has to be taken seriosly. Its not healthy to walk around with thoughts like that everyday, because well...you might then end your life, then and there. Heres justva tip: try and talk with someone, like your parents or siblings(if they are old enough of course) or someone else. Just try and get it treated, no matter what.

[@remyhavoc4463]

@@vahigokukirisaki8521 yeah, I get your point

[@ARich89]

"OMG A FIRE!" "It's ok. Don't worry. I have a torch!" Not gonna lie, like 5 seconds later I paused and said "...wait, what?"

[@idayodeji1608]

Heck I rewinded

[@samuel030s]

I would say it’s more “fighting fire with fire”, but the point is essentially the same.

[@jadynduropan]

I thought of safety torch

[@reechel4390]

@@jadynduropan same

[@jalynnwilliams6170]

5:28 The books title is “How to not raise Hitler” dead 😂💀

[@ProbablyAEuropean]

I read that as How To Raise Hitler and now idk which book is the better one

[@dannabellis9405]

"How to not raise a Hitler" Just dont punish them severely 👌

[@leah8894]

And don’t EVER. Tell kids to stop crying. If you aren’t aware yet, it only makes things WORSE. By telling us to stop crying you are further verbally abusing us causing us to cry more. Idiots.

[@noobnoobmaster9909]

I understood that refrence

[@noobnoobmaster9909]

Hitler oversimplified

[@jyotithaker340]

Oversimplified

[@fullmetaltheorist]

A fellow fan I see.

[@delanie1275]

Please watch this with captions. He put special font and everything. Even little sentences and stuff that he didn’t say. It’s amazing

[@dundee7631]

The Unicorns false

[@Benthehuman]

Thanks lol

[@yashi8196]

Domics:Parenting Entitled Parent/Karen: *Dont you dare teach me parenting*

[@alexmorales8751]

Me: Mom my foot is infected. Mom: Put Tiger Balm on it.

[@dusstieeavendano5972]

@Darius Bostic and after that you'll never have to worry about dying from a severe infection ever again because you'll most likely be in heaven

[@verycool4789]

@Darius Bostic ok dude 😴

[@Doaaa]

Darius Bostic are you really gonna do that under a comment that has nothing to do with religion? 🥴

[@tipx2master788]

@Darius Bostic shut the fuck up

[@Joseventureno21]

Is tiger balm white vaporub

[@atsumusdoggo7697]

"-its your responsibility" My dad: Let me just pretend i didnt hear that, peace out *disappeares*

[@beyabeyabe]

Me: Mom i had an asthma attack and literally thought I'd die Mom: Drink more water Asian households istg

[@YuranX]

This is nothing , in the old days it was so much better , in sparta for example.

[@maryamtara2934]

Nabila Jamaludin and Arabs LOL

[@JesusChrist-zd6gc]

Darius Bostic begone unholy spirit

[@janetnguyen85]

nah it's because of "too much time on the phone". *-*

[@irlbocchi]

@Darius Bostic I am a christian, but people are definitely going to attack you if you keep doing this.

[@divine7325]

Dad: ill give u 50% off the xbox *shows a ps4*

[@waltuhpyda]

I think it's a PS2 and a Xbox One controller

[@hanin3128]

I think that's the joke

[@ChaoticUrges]

😹

[@olteanemanuel2767]

bc he is not gay lol

[@Kitsunat20]

Well, that’s parents for you

[@itrains1841]

Me: dad, my eyes are itchy Mah Dad: rinse them and make sure you don't scratch then to much Me: my eyes are itchy, mam Mom: *_it's because of that Damn phone_*

[@TheUnderscore_]

r/me_irl

[@multidebbie1]

i tottaly say thats true

[@lateatlife999]

I love the joke 💙💙 😂but the fact that you have mistakes in your comment even after its edited 🤣🤣 I guess that was also the part of the joke!

[@Neir197]

Same

[@atalkinglemon3679]

Kale Male oshit that dog ate your dad?! Call the cops!

[@Exnem]

THe fact that his mom gave him a polaroid right after birth with "never forget i made you" scribbled on it is the funniest thing ive seen in a while lol

[@nasseemnaffaa3266]

Every time I watch Domics I gain 300 wisdom points

[@Asad-hp3vr]

Why are you in every video I'm KZbin 😑

[@tinyshoe1279]

@@Asad-hp3vr that isn't even the real justin Y

[@Asad-hp3vr]

@@tinyshoe1279 oh wtf

[@Go4Bro]

@@Asad-hp3vr dude there's literally thousands of people impersonating this guy. Honestly I don't see why the original Justin Y is even popular in the first place

[@Asad-hp3vr]

@@Go4Bro he's a KZbinr and is pretty much in every comments section ever and I'm sure I've seen the real guy

[@indaba7212]

That thing about arguing with your parents makes so much sense I argue with my mum and no one wins

[@callmek4154]

I argue with my dad

[@scorpiochan670]

Arguments with anyone in my family are always *HEATED*

[@SergioPerez-vm8zw]

There is a perfect parent. His name was Mr. Rogers

[@dryued6874]

Maybe the perfect parent was James Rogers, because he raised Fred "Mr." Rogers.

[@joshirabin]

Is he the wife of Bob Ross or the husband?

[@YourLocalMedic]

Perfect human**

[@mehakkaur5066]

Mr. DressUp for life

[@Br0wnEyedQueen]

@Julia Ostergren Daniel Tiger is so bad, it makes me sad

[@Jay-xr6dc]

It’s crazy that we have this notion of life being a ‘gift’. To kids life is where they’re thrown into a world of the unknown where they’re right at the bottom and totally reliant on someone who could already have a negative opinion of them before they’ve even met. A kids quality of life really is luck of the draw, you could be born with a trust fund and family that loves you or you could be born in poverty with no family at all 🙁

[@toost4382]

I love that Dom just casually mentions the cereal milk debate....

[@urgarb9718]

Ender Lollipop that’s a debate? It’s obviously cereal then milk like dom said

[@__________1175]

"Debate"? That would imply the other side has some merit. You pour however much cereal you want into a bowl. You then drench it in however much milk you want. If you do it another way, you're doing it wrong.

[@toost4382]

I mean I’m on the side of cereal than milk, but there are idiots in this world lol

[@MerciBrandon]

I put milk before cereal

[@feitan617]

Same, what if you put in too much cereal ? In the morning I’m too lazy to go back in the fridge for some more milk, just put in the milk first so you can control the cereal to milk proportion

[@Kapin05]

That "arguing with yourself" thing was actually really interesting. I mean of course it's a bit of a hyperbole (I'm like 2 feet taller than my mum for example) but the core idea from a personality perspective is pretty accurate.

[@vicente3354]

Yea, I agree. It put things in a different perspective for me--crazy I haven't realized before that I often make stubborn decisions just like my dad. Damn

[@avo143]

@Som Nom *sister and I

[@taylorsee8535]

Bunnybat what the

[@emikotagahushi941]

Som Nom I agree. My sister is more like my parents so it’s ironic when they argue since they’re basically complaining about their own behaviors. When my parents yell at me, I’m usually just quiet or vague. If anything, I’ve grown up to be the opposite of my parents because I disliked the way they did things.

[@jojosiwahairlineyo1993]

Is ur mom like 4 feet

[@bishd1028]

Me: *At my 18th birthday* Dad: when i was your age i was 19 Me: "_"

[@clickbait1377]

Your dad is just telling you that being 19 at the age of 18 is not impossible lol.

[@AnthonyS346]

IClickBait GT R/whooosh

[@doaadarwish7261]

😂😂😂

[@clickbait1377]

@@AnthonyS346 r/wooosh

[@gawd-zila]

How parents think life is like. "StOp CrYiNg, MaTtHeW!" "I will no longer cry, although I just slammed my finger in the door of our automobile and it is likely broken."