Parkour Civilization, But It's Recorded By Five Idiots In An Hour

This video sucks.
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[@deeonlydave]

Heyo, just wanna give a disclaimer since this video's doing better than my usual content to let anyone watching know that this kinda stuff ain't my bread 'n' butter. Normally I post either longplays of me and some friends playing a bad game, or just some stuff that I wanted to post that day (i.e. this video). So if you're thinking of subscribing just wanna give a disclaimer that these type of videos aren't my standard. 👍

[@ashleyaustin7143]

Pvp civ vid when fr fr

[@Amogusdreamybull69]

8:20 “You must defeat the evil champion” “How do I do that?” “I don’t know” Got me😭

[@baconybacon4357]

this is stupid, I love it, 10/10

[@skillgamesnow6680]

Same

[@protege6383]

I’m so glad the vine booms being constantly used like the Johnny test whip have been noticed by more people

[@deeonlydave]

in editing i didn't put any vine booms in there, it just uploaded with them

[@DullLurge]

5:40 made me breakdown in laughter

[@Mizuryryn]

*All of the Normal Jumps in Universially Expanded Parkour Civilization* - Parkour Prison / Parkour Slave (0) | 1 Block Jump in 30 second or perish - Parkour Noob (1) | 1 Block Jump - Parkour Pro (2) | 2 Block Jump - Parkour Master (3) | 3 Block Jump - Parkour Champion (4) | 3 Block Fence Jump - Parkour God (5) | 2x2 platform 4 Block Jump / 3 Block End rod Jump - Parkour Deity (or) Parkour Transcendence (6) | 1.5 Block NEO - Parkour Constellation (7) | 2 Block NEO - Parkour Nebula (8) | 3 Block NEO - Parkour Infinity (9) | 7 Block Ice Momentum - Parkour Omniscient (10) | 4 Block Wallhop (attempt to gain heights by wallhopping mid-air) / 3.75 Block NEO - Parkour Omnipresent (11) | 5.5 Block Wallhop - Parkour Omnipotent (12) | Iron Bars 3 Block NEO with Fence stickout / 7 Block Wallhop - Parkour Zenith (13) | Glass Pane 3 Block NEO with 1 Block Stickout - Penultimate Parkour (14) | Continious Wallhop for Entire Rank - Absolute Parkour (15) | Noclip thru Wall then 2 Block Jump after clipping, without cheats or abilities *Subranks* - Parkour Casual (1.5) - Parkour Rebel (2.5) - Parkour Menace (3.5) - Parkour Tyrant (4.25) (the one who loves barriers) - Parkour Legend (4.33) - Clownpierce (4.66) - Parkour Demigod (4.75) - *[The Point where you can see the Barriers]* (5.25) - Parkour Wargod (5.5) - *[The Point where Everyone learns how to Sprint Flick **6:19**]* (6.05) - Parkour Fable (6.5) - *[Minimal Point of Wallhopping Technique]* (8.035) - *[Minimal Point of Continious Wallhopping for a Minute or abit less]* (11.85) - *[Minimal Point of Wall Clipping]* (13.15) *All of Parkour Battle Types* - Parkour Tower (to Rank Up) - Parkour Battle (If the opponent fails on your jumps, they take damage) - Parkour Bracket Battle (You vs Many one by one) - Parkour Team Battle (2v2) - Parkour Trials (Similar to Parkour tower) - Parkour Race (First to complete the parkour wins! while losers DIES) - Parkour Tournament (unable to die when tournament is in effect) - Defense Tower (make your own tower to defend your rights, but you'll have to require massive amounts of material and verify all of jumps) - Parkour Siege (Army vs Army) - Parkour War (Civilization vs Civilization)

[@deeonlydave]

huh

[@namelastname6884]

Wallhop??? Why are we using roblox obbying terms :sob:

[@kunikidaze]

the vine booms really sell the narrative 10/10 storytelling

[@celefo]

actually the funniest shit I’ve seen all week

[@whatisthishandlefor]

the only parkour civilization we ever need, evbo who?

[@davidci]

JooeBiren was the one who failed the most as Champion then immediately stuck the landing once demoted 100/10 peak fiction

[@PuckyDoesStuff]

why is this so genuinely funny, 10/10

[@canaromc]

this makes me want to jump for the chicken

[@thisisachannel.780]

jooe so brave he jumped for the beef

[@skillgamesnow6680]

IMPOSSIBLE!!!

[@agent6178]

IN PARKOUR CIVILIZATION NO ONE JUMPS FOR THE BEEF

[@sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555]

10:19 bro got no mercy 😭😭🙏🙏

[@AIGOC]

2:30 "Are you a champion?" "Yes" *Proceeds to fall*

[@kingbanana6457]

this is better than the og series i cant believe it

[@Snowy_Void]

I have subbed and to my knowledge I will not be unsubscribing

[@MostmajorofLs]

Emotional rollercoster i love it

[@VEX1NS]

this made my day so much better XD

[@alligatorwizardd]

this is the funniest guy EVER!!!!

[@solidvoid]

seriously wtf is turtle master

[@jaspbcat7903]

It’s a potion made by putting a turtle helmet in a awkward potion. Though it may give crazy amounts of slowness it also gives an absurd amount of resistance. (Yes it’s a potion that gives two effects.)

[@Chobsup]

good morning

[@bistfump]

bro i would use chatgpt to write a paragraph about how goated this creation is

[@somebodyhere3160]

“Parkour Civilization, But It’s Recorded By Five Idiots In An Hour” is the goated creation of the year, hands down. It’s a chaotic masterpiece that takes the high-intensity adrenaline of parkour and merges it with the hilarious antics of five people who clearly have no idea what they’re doing-but in the best way possible. The shaky camera work, unexpected stunts, and accidental comedy all come together in a glorious mix of madness and skill, making it an instant cult classic. It’s the kind of content that defines an era, a perfect blend of humor and action. Truly, it’s goated beyond belief!

[@Raveded]

This is truly our parkour kaisen

[@filo8086]

*vine boom*

[@moobqufad-ge8et]

*dun dun duh*

[@hReNeVaYz1]

I swear these stupid videos always blow up, waiting😂

[@user-mz9jl1ep8b]

This was so fun to watch and halarious

[@TheFiddlerGaming2002]

Absolute Cinema 🙌

[@DerpyDudesMC]

Why did parkour civilisation randomly get famous i remb watching it like a year ago

[@deeonlydave]

twitter

[@DerpyDudesMC]

@@deeonlydave first good thing to come out of twitter

[@The_higuy]

here in crying children civilization...

[@Xode_25]

5:30 SPRIONG

[@deeonlydave]

yeah he did do that

[@cat-eo8jg]

peak comedy

[@MarciReal]

parkour maxxed better than evbo frfr

[@superboy24522]

This is the most stupid version of this, low quality, garbage and skipping lore! 10/10 rating :) better then all the others

[@jo1981no]

Better then The real thing.

[@deleted_handle]

really good video ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@GoldenBoombox]

this was act funny

[@Voipy]

really went all the way with the vine booms huh?

[@deeonlydave]

a heaping spoonful of them, a modest tribute

[@Voipy]

@@deeonlydave you could say that, wait no you couldn't

[@BloodedgeGriffin]

this shit is so funny

[@BloodedgeGriffin]

turned me suicidal +rep

[@DipLomacy-d2u]

love the vid

[@evaunit0014]

Holy peak

[@Digga_Darby_the_flyingGardener]

not enough vine booms, do better

[@deeonlydave]

i'll do better next time i'm sorry

[@vladilima]

why do you actually sound like Evbo

[@deeonlydave]

who's evbo

[@im_a_tide_pod]

@@deeonlydave…are you joking or… (OK you certainly are)

[@gunpon1803]

@@deeonlydaveidk maybe he made a fan series from this

[@Wewwers]

lmao

[@SetaYoshi]

Lmao

[@MarciReal]

I hate this man

[@SpoFork]

360 vertical block backwards😊

[@MarciReal]

@@SpoFork 180 standing in place

[@thisisachannel.780]

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[@SpoFork]

@@MarciReal backwards green candle jump vertical chain jump with 360

[@moobqufad-ge8et]

@@SpoFork backwards triple loop-diloop green candle chained verticle jump neo with 1080.