"Are the scissors broken in your house son?" Gets me everytime
@honeyandlavender_8 ай бұрын
First clip that got me into this show 😂
@Anonymous-sb9rr8 ай бұрын
Ron's hair doesn't even comply with his own rules.
@sparkythancztwise8 ай бұрын
@@Anonymous-sb9rr he surely sees his own as "high and tight"
@TarotVylan6 ай бұрын
@@Anonymous-sb9rrany haircut worn by Ron Swanson outranks the pyramid of greatness.
@joshhardy28604 ай бұрын
I dont have a government job so I am not quite in this league but probably 80% of his libertarianism is me 😂
@SPARTANSIX-19 ай бұрын
“When I eat, it is the food that is scared.” Ron Swanson is my spirit animal.
@bassmaster1178 ай бұрын
Best. Line. Ever. Written
@casey19732 ай бұрын
The fact that you used the term "spirit animal" means that Ron isn't your spirit animal. Lol
@angrydrunkengerman2819Ай бұрын
Once a year, before everyone's birthday, they should pilgrimage to a Ron best-of compilation and spend an hour or two. Remember that standards and being who you are mean something.
@connormurphy3498 ай бұрын
That moment of hesitation before he physically shows his concern and affection for April when she’s upset is just ADORABLE
@nimbuscloud51757 ай бұрын
I think her subtle little smile implying she understands how much the apprehensive, insignificant contact actually means coming from him is what sells it, tbh.
@manfmalachi3 ай бұрын
And I love how she gives him the : it's okay to leave now nod, I'm okay
@antonnurwald570013 күн бұрын
Reminds me of Sheldon. All that was missing was the "there, there"
@antonnurwald570013 күн бұрын
@@nimbuscloud5175 totally
@carterwgtx9 ай бұрын
The “I can do what I want” permit gag makes me lol every time
@JackPicko919 ай бұрын
"is this not rap?"
@Rugmunchersauce39 ай бұрын
(No, Ron. It was much better than Rap)
@swarnavabanerjee8 ай бұрын
OH MY GOD HOW DID I NEVER KNOW THIS EXISTED BEFORE THIS VIDEO
@TrollBot.8 ай бұрын
😂😂❤❤🙌🙌
@PizzaHutCEO7 ай бұрын
This makes me think of the Captain Holt line from Brooklyn Nine-Nine
@quidquopro11857 ай бұрын
Sounds a bit like Kaney East or whatever his name is
@channelforwhat9 ай бұрын
'Give a man a fish ; you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish ; you feed yourself. He is a grown man ; fishing is not that hard.' - Ron Swanson
@sarahberkner8 ай бұрын
For me it's hard just because I don't like sitting still for a long time doing nothing.
@orale_8 ай бұрын
@@sarahberknerskill issue
@It4int0ver8 ай бұрын
Give an African a fish, you will feed him for a day. Give him a fisher boat and he will be at your border tomorrow
@hauntedmalk8 ай бұрын
@@sarahberknerthat doesn’t mean it’s hard it just means you don’t enjoy peace
@sparkythancztwise8 ай бұрын
"Fish is for sport only, not for fish meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable." - also Ron Swanson 😂
@rahuqraf6 ай бұрын
“Best friend I’ve ever had. We still never talk sometimes.” That line gets me every time 😂
@colin3217Ай бұрын
Especially since that means they still talk, sometimes lol
@ashen-one--xАй бұрын
im dying over here 🤣
@tgood19856 ай бұрын
“I know more than you.” That goes through my head every time im at Lowes
@averydukes95995 ай бұрын
It's called Slowes
@rdeleon41903 ай бұрын
Same here 😂😂😂
@tracyxavierleetowertaylor15032 ай бұрын
I use This exact quote when someone ask me ,"are you looking for something?", response "I know more than you"
@mckenziepearmain9 ай бұрын
Ron’s “wtf” after Tom bowls takes me out 💀
@BM-wf9uf8 ай бұрын
It's even better when he goes back in disguise and tries it himself 😂
@AmericanHero-c7j5 ай бұрын
“My son is several weeks old, he’s quite familiar with the sound of power tools” I used the same philosophy with my son when I was a musician. He would fall asleep in his highchair while my band practice in my house.
@phil85162 ай бұрын
Me too, im a sky diver so i take my 2 week old son. It is great cos he cant even argue about doing it 👍
@K37-h1zАй бұрын
Someday I'll be saying this about my son and firearms
@AmericanHero-c7jАй бұрын
@@phil8516 😂
@HotSpringDemonАй бұрын
Still funny Ron had a conversation with Dutch Van Der Linde
@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid22 күн бұрын
@@phil8516 LOL! 😆👌
@Cozy.Mood.B8 ай бұрын
"Your house isn't haunted. You're lonely... Next caller!"
@joshuanw98055 ай бұрын
One of my favorites is when he destroys a chair he was making because it was too perfect and could’ve been mistaken as machine made
@etcetraetcetra31738 ай бұрын
"I like saying No. It lowers their enthusiasm." I still don't know how he works with Leslie, a very enthusiastic person. 😄
@elcaponeholyemperorofnj11698 ай бұрын
Leslie is that by default, they’re eachother’s foils
@Pink.andahalf7 ай бұрын
You ever notice how often he says no to her, to no avail?
@tyrant-den8846 ай бұрын
it is because her enthusiasm will not lower that he must respect her.
@TechWiz7174 ай бұрын
It’s very clearly addressed in the show on numerous occasions. He respects Leslie for her gumption and principles. He may not agree with them at all but he would rather work with strong willed and principled people than milquetoast yes men
@skryptre4 ай бұрын
The more enthusiasm a person has, the more they could lose, providing ron more opportunity to do what he likes
@jaredmast23356 ай бұрын
Terrible title. Ron does nothing progressively.
@girloffaith166 ай бұрын
To be fair, if given the choice to do something or nothing, Ron will do nothing. But he will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. He would work all night, if it meant nothing got done
@jackwaters77756 ай бұрын
You win the Internet sir. Here you go 👑
@gary2kr16 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Enemyofthenewworldorder5 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@CornShoe5 ай бұрын
Change title to: Ron.
@DisappointedSon08135 ай бұрын
"I know what I'm about, son" Classic.
@nickbitlee8 ай бұрын
Ron is 100% the best character on Parks.
@Astraeus..3 ай бұрын
Ron immediately bonding with Typhoon over a mutual dislike of Europe (albeit with very different origins) is never going to be anything other than fantastic 😅😅
@buttonsmasherr6889 ай бұрын
0:30 Lucy was definitely digging Ron for a moment there as he dug into his bacon wrapped leg
@Rugmunchersauce39 ай бұрын
Tom lost her at that very moment, methinks. She has a beautifull upper half. I missed the bottom half but I imagine it was equally hot.
@WhiteKnuckleRide5128 ай бұрын
@@Rugmunchersauce3are you a psychopath? Who talks like this
@kathrynck7 ай бұрын
I mean, what girl wouldn't?
@TechWiz7174 ай бұрын
@@Rugmunchersauce3Tom ends up with her in the end, they do breakup not too long after that scene, but it’s because Tom is not over Wendy (his ex wife, who married him for a green card that he ended up falling for) being with Ron.
@kingjellybean97952 ай бұрын
Nah more like watching natgeo and seeing a lion just take a chunk out of a zebra
@cupofcozy7089 ай бұрын
The vegan bacon bit never gets old😂
@taquitobandito60548 ай бұрын
Same with the Freddy Spaghetti concert haha. Ron is so excited to hear him sing lmao
@cleverusername93696 ай бұрын
Another, please
@drunkenmmamaster4196 ай бұрын
The part where April throws a piece in the trash makes it even funnier 😂
@cleverusername93696 ай бұрын
@@drunkenmmamaster419 yeah, that's..... that's the joke.
@masondegaulle57315 ай бұрын
@@drunkenmmamaster419 I wish they left that bit in
@AliTabaqchali7 ай бұрын
Ron giving everyone a crisp smooth $20 bill is the exact same energy as Holt from B99 steaming his bills
@medealkemy5 ай бұрын
To be fair... they were together at some point 😂
@NUFCtillidie99 ай бұрын
Lucy saying “wow” gets me every time 😂
@RibbonRailProfuctions8 ай бұрын
Tom almost lost her at that moment 😂
@leonemaledetto15008 ай бұрын
Tom would have been 0 for 2 if Ron had wanted to play.
@jcmick84304 ай бұрын
Sploosh
@andcrafter47909 ай бұрын
the last one is extra funny when you realize he is the head of the parks department he is the person you would go to in order to get a permit to slaughter a pig in a park
@Rugmunchersauce39 ай бұрын
You're right. Maybe that's why he had that special permit. No... there must be some kinda mistake.
@sugoistalin78095 ай бұрын
Ron is the kinda guy that if you asked him for a permit to slaughter a pig in a park, he call you an idiot because you asked for a permit instead of just doing it.
@en48333 ай бұрын
What do you mean extra funny? That’s literally the joke
@andcrafter47903 ай бұрын
@en4833 most people assume the joke is 'I can do what I want (because this is america)' instead of 'I can do what I want (because I am in charge of this park)'
@Slackow3 ай бұрын
@@andcrafter4790though right after it was cut off here, Ron does say "I'm the director of the parks department, and this is a park"
@Kunal_Phapale8 ай бұрын
You have accidentally given me the food that my food eats😂😂
@deninpaul75097 ай бұрын
😂
@Wolf_31255 ай бұрын
Is he wrong? 😂😂
@growlerthedog9 ай бұрын
3:48 is such a precious moment.
@samuelwoods1648 ай бұрын
I love how he became Typhoons best man.
@johnnyeaton8 ай бұрын
This was great. I lost my signal in the middle of Ron saying, "I have a joke for you: The government--"
@rookmacron8 ай бұрын
6:09 Ron Swanson also dislikes Dutch’s plan.
@globbyakaweirdjellyguy9549 ай бұрын
That “Swason” turkey leg does look yummy.😋 I love that a lot of what Ron Swanson does is what Nick Offerman does in real life.😊❤
@spenser99082 ай бұрын
Offerman is a liberal cuck.
@JC420239 ай бұрын
11:53 Ron's _I couldn't be more proud_ face
@kellysmith73578 ай бұрын
😭
@ShiesteyАй бұрын
“I have a joke for you, the government in this town is excellent and uses your tax dollars efficiently” is exactly how I felt when my city turned a 4 lane road into a 2 lane and painted bike lanes and set up plastic road dividers that people just run over anyway and they keep having to send out workers to replace them. Thanks Baltimore, you’re the best.
@Mark-hz5nc5 ай бұрын
"People can see you, son!" I've used that line many times since I first heard it.
@islaslilyyy8 ай бұрын
“Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit?”😂😂
@losiglowful5 ай бұрын
"He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard." Great line 😂
@leemateema067 ай бұрын
The Dutch van der Linde and Ron Swanson crossover is not something I knew I needed
@nlafave20019 ай бұрын
"I'd never lose to a boar" 😤
@Wolf_31255 ай бұрын
Exactly. That boar will become pork chops, bacon, sausage, ribs, and pulled pork.
@gamingbubs36349 ай бұрын
Ron finds his videos uploaded on a website *Proceeds to yeet his computer in trash*
@drunkenmmamaster4196 ай бұрын
ERASE ALL PICTURES OF RON !
@markkostka68976 ай бұрын
The age at which a person stops using the word yeet and using the word literally to emphasize a point is the age they finally achieve adulthood.
@leonidasjunior46369 ай бұрын
"I like a strong, salt of the earth, self-possessed woman at the top of her field" - dates Tamys
@pipevaca96578 ай бұрын
She's top of the game in hell
@Cozy.Mood.B8 ай бұрын
Even marries them :D
@Ginglees8 ай бұрын
shes the head of her field in the library
@TheRealDebussyFarts8 ай бұрын
The Tammies are certainly possessed.
@nooneyouknowhere61486 ай бұрын
Tammy #2 is his real life wife so......
@Anonymous-sb9rr8 ай бұрын
"...me, Tom and all the other ladies..." --Leslie Knope
@tomaszlukaszewicz44689 ай бұрын
You can agree with Ron or not, one thing is certain: he is confident and consistent in pursuing his goal.
@ditasaule16189 ай бұрын
What is his goal? 🤣
@tomaszlukaszewicz44689 ай бұрын
@@ditasaule1618 introducing his idea of government and free market. After all, he is a libertarian
@drunkenmmamaster4196 ай бұрын
@@tomaszlukaszewicz4468 Ron’s what got me into being a libertarian fr
@mikemcmullen50063 ай бұрын
@@drunkenmmamaster419Like the "free to do whatever you want if it doesn't harm anyone else, but government still exists and provides basic services" libertarian? Or the "big business is free to charge tolls for roads and taxes are suspended and we gotta rely on rich people and corporations for everything, and possibly Nazis in the streets and police becomes a private business" libertarian? Kind of hard to tell with some people anymore.
@MusicLover-my6fo9 ай бұрын
You forgot the best one - "Does the white whale actually symbolize the unknowability and meaningless of human existence? No, it's just a sh!tty fish."
@Ytviews498 ай бұрын
When he pulled out his tooth (prank), everybody left grossed out, except Leslie. She's his most genuine frnd.
@Martinator9177 ай бұрын
5:40 “I once work with a guy for 3 years, and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.”
@joimumuАй бұрын
I imagine he calls him from time to time and both of them says nothing
@Thorn998558 ай бұрын
I really like the fake tooth pull during their meeting. April was kinda into it but even she ran out. All the reactions were priceless. 😂
@finnpmc99638 ай бұрын
I just realized that when Ben tells ron about the boar that gore's him, he probably chose that particular death because he is such a GoT fan and references Robert who died gored by a boar
@TrashPanda51507 ай бұрын
I've seen so many clips of this show, it feels like I have actually watched it.
@ShineMin-ig3cj5 ай бұрын
Fr
@43labontepetty6 ай бұрын
“The government in this town is excellent and uses your tax dollars efficiently”. Best joke ever.
@carson.strong_9 ай бұрын
11:30 “is this not rap?” 💀
@Lobomaru028 ай бұрын
"I'm just making sure nobody ever has to eat this." Destroy the false bacon, Ron. Destroy it all.
@23v0lv325 ай бұрын
“I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm” ahaha 😂
@ralphmueller37258 ай бұрын
@0:16 Words of a hero right there.
@liinahyvarinen23888 ай бұрын
Can I as a Finnish person claim him as an honorary Finnish person? He’s literally the most Finnish person I have ever seen, that has not been Finnish
@879PC6 ай бұрын
I knew there had to be even more reasons to love Finland
@gary2kr15 ай бұрын
Lol😂😂😂😂
@ap4x4525 ай бұрын
Moving to Finland🛫
@StephenWest-t2v5 ай бұрын
Unfortunately Ron has a very specific feeling about Europe. It would take time.
@nightsgrow65754 ай бұрын
@@StephenWest-t2vI think that’s just because he’s American and don’t know enough about Finland. Once he hears about kalsarikännit he’s booking the next flight over (getting drunk in your underwear).
@aprilvanderweide72116 ай бұрын
“Fish meat is practically a vegetable” 😂
@MatthewG12479 ай бұрын
9:29 Ron is a genius.
@ninjagregshow94233 ай бұрын
" There's one thing I hate more than lying, skim milk which is water That's lying about being milk." The pure disdain on his face😂
@hwizell74787 ай бұрын
You had me at meat tornado 🌪️
@drunkenmmamaster4196 ай бұрын
It did sound delicious tho 😂
@nerevar21856 ай бұрын
I like how Andy just takes the burger partially eaten and then proceeds to finish it 😂
@Zorbino88Ай бұрын
I love these compilations that have been coming out over the last year or so, this one is probably my favorite 🤣
@keanureeves73178 ай бұрын
6:02 just now realized Dutch van der linde is in parks and rec 😂
@stefanfilipovits218 ай бұрын
Oh my god! It’s him!!!! How tf did I miss that. I bet he’s got a plan.
@keanureeves73178 ай бұрын
@@stefanfilipovits21just one more score Ron and we can go buy some land!
@stefanfilipovits218 ай бұрын
@@keanureeves7317 he and Ron are gonna go to Tahiti
@higharchbishopofteatasting62174 ай бұрын
@@stefanfilipovits21Only if Ron keeps his GAHDAHMN FAITH.
@G-Unit11112 ай бұрын
"There is no silence. There is only Doc McStuffins."
@ChandlerWorshamАй бұрын
6:00 I’ve seen this scene so many times yet I’m just now realizing, that man is Dutch Van Der Linde
@BillyOnYouTubeАй бұрын
Me too 😂
@Rytonic695 ай бұрын
I would love to work for Ron Swanson. Like April, I too would get nothing done, and replace my keyboard with a griddle to make pancakes at my desk. I could do anything I want
@ReadDeadRedemption_9 ай бұрын
I live by the rules of Ron Swanson and that won't change!
@ruairiodonohoe25339 ай бұрын
About most of his personality traits he's basically mocking libertarians(the actor)
@mr.k4189 ай бұрын
@@ruairiodonohoe2533and yet they love him.
@Rugmunchersauce39 ай бұрын
Good for you, son. 😉👍
@DoggosAndJiuJitsu7 ай бұрын
This show will be legendary forever.
@TernenceRichard2 ай бұрын
Blessed is the man who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
@matthewgallaway36752 ай бұрын
Sometimes you expect nothing and receive punishment
@ruidadgmailcanada850822 күн бұрын
@@matthewgallaway3675 Stoicism: and this too.
@Okinawatrip4 ай бұрын
"You gave me the food that my food eats." Gotta use this more often.
@JPMJPM9 ай бұрын
I never realized until now how similar Ron Swanson and Dwight Schrute are.
@scruffd0g1939 ай бұрын
Yep they would definitely be good be friends. Maybe different religions and political beliefs but still would be good friends.
@Rugmunchersauce39 ай бұрын
Yet THERE IS ONLY ONE RON SWANSON !!! ONLY ONE RON SWANSON !
@bearhall49198 ай бұрын
False.
@sarahberkner8 ай бұрын
They are not, they're different personalities.
@ericng76568 ай бұрын
He is a lot more similar to Raymond Holt
@mithril15842 ай бұрын
"you're literally listening to turkey calls" "is this not rap?"
@brian63913 ай бұрын
The diner workers understanding head nod after “Give me all the bacon and eggs you have” kills me every time haha
@Wock_Starzz9 ай бұрын
Absolutely LOVE parks and recreation❤️ best show ever!
@Rugmunchersauce39 ай бұрын
Me too. Not JUST because I still have a thing for April Ludgate (or Aubrey Plaza ? I really don't know. 🤔)🖤
@samuelluria47448 ай бұрын
@@Rugmunchersauce3 - Aubrey Plaza is hot as hell. Totally edible.
@CreamyPesto5053 ай бұрын
The vegan bacon scene is one of the most underrated moments of the show. It lives in my head rent free.
@jchristian82147 ай бұрын
The pyramid of greatness should be required to be taught in our schools.
@ruidadgmailcanada850822 күн бұрын
I have it proudly displayed at my work station (Carpentry) with my attained boxes highlighted. I love it when people look at it in fascination. I'm getting there Ron. ❤
@smylesg9 ай бұрын
I wouldn't necessarily say these scenes get "more Ron," but it's darn close.
@Rugmunchersauce39 ай бұрын
Hahaha ! Yes !
@lostcauselancer3335 ай бұрын
In the grim darkness of Ron’s domestic life, there is no silence. There is only Doc McStuffins.
@cloudcollector834 ай бұрын
6:12 holy sh*t, that's Dutch van der Linde!🤠😱
@goonsquad82586 ай бұрын
Despite being on the exact opposite end of the political spectrum, I relate to Ron on a spiritual level. I can think of nothing I would enjoy more than a barber who says nothing, and I have no idea how to buy gifts for people.
@mr.l87235 ай бұрын
Best character in the entire series. No ifs ands or buts!
@ericthedesigner3 ай бұрын
Eating only meat, this man is logical, needs no schooling from the government to tell him what his body needs for nutrition, and he is not afraid to say the truth! Freedom and Mother Earth!
@Salulo7 ай бұрын
In case you didn't know, the construction worker at 06:13 is Dutch from Red Dead Redemption
@K37-h1zАй бұрын
Ron getting along with typhoon always makes me happy
@kylnpilln197 ай бұрын
"child labor laws are ruining this country" HAH LMFAO💀
@FredericSain2 ай бұрын
She had that tint of craziness in her soul that made her believe she could actually make a difference.
@Klockorino8 ай бұрын
6:02 dude has a plan to go to Tahiti, but he needs more money
@IceAxe19403 ай бұрын
*Muneh
@jasonbeary57713 ай бұрын
Beautiful! Except for one thing: the dog. I have a English Springer Spaniel that weighs 41 pounds. I use her to hunt for pheasants, which I then eat. Ron would approve.
@dueinuremom50828 ай бұрын
I want to walk through the woods with this man in absolute silence while thinking about my hatred of the government.
@AlkalineGamingHD7 ай бұрын
flank steak hangover cure is something else. Its not his usual porterhouse or tbone. Rons onto something here!
@Raellives7 ай бұрын
Its the wet socks.
@drunkenmmamaster4196 ай бұрын
My grandma told me about the flank steak hangover cure a long time ago 😂 never heard of the wet socks tho
@nickp40846 ай бұрын
Lmao "I know more than you" cracked me up.
@LeoZhao0123 күн бұрын
"Fish meat is practically a vegetable" I genuinely live by this phrase
@lame96666 ай бұрын
I’ll pretend like this isn’t supposed to be getting “progressively more Ron” but thanks for the Ron compilation
@JuneWebb-i3l2 ай бұрын
Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.
@homebody0002 ай бұрын
"Crying. Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon." Yet he cried in Scotland after reading that poem.
@MachiavellisThePrince6 ай бұрын
Crying is acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. The automatic door closer is neither.
@johnnysothersack68299 ай бұрын
2:34 that looks like a mug and a paper cup at the same time lmao
@thisisahandlelol8 ай бұрын
yeah it is. it's those fancy paper cups with handles
@TarotVylan6 ай бұрын
You know the video is gonna be great when the FIRST clip is "i'm Ron f**king Swanson."
@eggnogalcoholic6 ай бұрын
I woke up my husband from laughing so hard so I need to finish watching this in the morning with him 😭
@user-nj4bz9dn9h3 ай бұрын
One of the sweeter moments in the show 4:08 April knows that took a lot for him to even do that.
@akari30389 ай бұрын
Never thought I'd see Dutch van der Linde in park and rec 😭
@wamrainc1764 ай бұрын
11:55 that my friend is the real look of someone who is really proud of someone else lol
@daverage4729Ай бұрын
"I want me, Tom and all the other ladies included on your hunting trip!" Hah!!!
@BillyOnYouTubeАй бұрын
6:01 "My boys and I are taking over this fine establishment, Mr. Swanson. We need a place to hunker down for a while before we execute my PLAN to go to TAHITI.
@StagFiestaАй бұрын
I love how Rons just as crazy as the rest of them. Hes just his own, Ron Swanson brand of crazy.