Ron but he gets progressively more Ron | Parks and Recreation

I'm Ron F***ing Swanson.
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From Emmy Award-winning executive producers Greg Daniels and Michael Schur, "Parks and Recreation" is a hilarious ensemble comedy that follows Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler), a mid-level bureaucrat in the Parks and Recreation Department of Pawnee, Indiana, and her tireless efforts to make her quintessentially American town just a little bit more fun.
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[@callumj1324]

"Are the scissors broken in your house son?" Gets me everytime

[@honeyandlavender_]

First clip that got me into this show 😂

[@Anonymous-sb9rr]

Ron's hair doesn't even comply with his own rules.

[@sparkythancztwise]

@@Anonymous-sb9rr he surely sees his own as "high and tight"

[@TarotVylan]

​@@Anonymous-sb9rrany haircut worn by Ron Swanson outranks the pyramid of greatness.

[@joshhardy2860]

I dont have a government job so I am not quite in this league but probably 80% of his libertarianism is me 😂

[@SPARTANSIX-1]

“When I eat, it is the food that is scared.” Ron Swanson is my spirit animal.

[@bassmaster117]

Best. Line. Ever. Written

[@casey1973]

The fact that you used the term "spirit animal" means that Ron isn't your spirit animal. Lol

[@JackPicko91]

"is this not rap?"

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

(No, Ron. It was much better than Rap)

[@swarnavabanerjee]

OH MY GOD HOW DID I NEVER KNOW THIS EXISTED BEFORE THIS VIDEO

[@TrollBot.]

😂😂❤❤🙌🙌

[@PizzaHutCEO]

This makes me think of the Captain Holt line from Brooklyn Nine-Nine

[@quidquopro1185]

Sounds a bit like Kaney East or whatever his name is

[@connormurphy349]

That moment of hesitation before he physically shows his concern and affection for April when she’s upset is just ADORABLE

[@nimbuscloud5175]

I think her subtle little smile implying she understands how much the apprehensive, insignificant contact actually means coming from him is what sells it, tbh.

[@manfmalachi]

And I love how she gives him the : it's okay to leave now nod, I'm okay

[@mckenziepearmain]

Ron’s “wtf” after Tom bowls takes me out 💀

[@BM-wf9uf]

It's even better when he goes back in disguise and tries it himself 😂

[@channelforwhat]

'Give a man a fish ; you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish ; you feed yourself. He is a grown man ; fishing is not that hard.' - Ron Swanson

[@sarahberkner]

For me it's hard just because I don't like sitting still for a long time doing nothing.

[@orale_]

​@@sarahberknerskill issue

[@It4int0ver]

Give an African a fish, you will feed him for a day. Give him a fisher boat and he will be at your border tomorrow

[@hauntedmalk]

@@sarahberknerthat doesn’t mean it’s hard it just means you don’t enjoy peace

[@sparkythancztwise]

"Fish is for sport only, not for fish meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable." - also Ron Swanson 😂

[@Cozy.Mood.B]

"Your house isn't haunted. You're lonely... Next caller!"

[@carterwgtx]

The “I can do what I want” permit gag makes me lol every time

[@tgood1985]

“I know more than you.” That goes through my head every time im at Lowes

[@averydukes9599]

It's called Slowes

[@rdeleon4190]

Same here 😂😂😂

[@rahuqraf]

“Best friend I’ve ever had. We still never talk sometimes.” That line gets me every time 😂

[@etcetraetcetra3173]

"I like saying No. It lowers their enthusiasm." I still don't know how he works with Leslie, a very enthusiastic person. 😄

[@elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169]

Leslie is that by default, they’re eachother’s foils

[@Pink.andahalf]

You ever notice how often he says no to her, to no avail?

[@tyrant-den884]

it is because her enthusiasm will not lower that he must respect her.

[@TechWiz717]

It’s very clearly addressed in the show on numerous occasions. He respects Leslie for her gumption and principles. He may not agree with them at all but he would rather work with strong willed and principled people than milquetoast yes men

[@skryptre]

The more enthusiasm a person has, the more they could lose, providing ron more opportunity to do what he likes

[@andcrafter4790]

the last one is extra funny when you realize he is the head of the parks department he is the person you would go to in order to get a permit to slaughter a pig in a park

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

You're right. Maybe that's why he had that special permit. No... there must be some kinda mistake.

[@sugoistalin7809]

Ron is the kinda guy that if you asked him for a permit to slaughter a pig in a park, he call you an idiot because you asked for a permit instead of just doing it.

[@en4833]

What do you mean extra funny? That’s literally the joke

[@andcrafter4790]

@en4833 most people assume the joke is 'I can do what I want (because this is america)' instead of 'I can do what I want (because I am in charge of this park)'

[@Slackow]

@@andcrafter4790though right after it was cut off here, Ron does say "I'm the director of the parks department, and this is a park"

[@AmericanHero-c7j]

“My son is several weeks old, he’s quite familiar with the sound of power tools” I used the same philosophy with my son when I was a musician. He would fall asleep in his highchair while my band practice in my house.

[@DisappointedSon0813]

"I know what I'm about, son" Classic.

[@buttonsmasherr688]

0:30 Lucy was definitely digging Ron for a moment there as he dug into his bacon wrapped leg

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

Tom lost her at that very moment, methinks. She has a beautifull upper half. I missed the bottom half but I imagine it was equally hot.

[@WhiteKnuckleRide512]

@@Rugmunchersauce3are you a psychopath? Who talks like this

[@kathrynck]

I mean, what girl wouldn't?

[@TechWiz717]

@@Rugmunchersauce3Tom ends up with her in the end, they do breakup not too long after that scene, but it’s because Tom is not over Wendy (his ex wife, who married him for a green card that he ended up falling for) being with Ron.

[@jaredmast2335]

Terrible title. Ron does nothing progressively.

[@girloffaith16]

To be fair, if given the choice to do something or nothing, Ron will do nothing. But he will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. He would work all night, if it meant nothing got done

[@jackwaters7775]

You win the Internet sir. Here you go 👑

[@gary2kr1]

😂😂😂😂

[@Enemyofthenewworldorder]

🤣🤣🤣

[@CornShoe]

Change title to: Ron.

[@AliTabaqchali]

Ron giving everyone a crisp smooth $20 bill is the exact same energy as Holt from B99 steaming his bills

[@medealkemy]

To be fair... they were together at some point 😂

[@NUFCtillidie9]

Lucy saying “wow” gets me every time 😂

[@AppalachianRailfan99]

Tom almost lost her at that moment 😂

[@leonemaledetto1500]

Tom would have been 0 for 2 if Ron had wanted to play.

[@jcmick8430]

Sploosh

[@nlafave2001]

"I'd never lose to a boar" 😤

[@Wolf_3125]

Exactly. That boar will become pork chops, bacon, sausage, ribs, and pulled pork.

[@samuelwoods164]

I love how he became Typhoons best man.

[@joshuanw9805]

One of my favorites is when he destroys a chair he was making because it was too perfect and could’ve been mistaken as machine made

[@nickbitlee]

Ron is 100% the best character on Parks.

[@gamingbubs3634]

Ron finds his videos uploaded on a website *Proceeds to yeet his computer in trash*

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

ERASE ALL PICTURES OF RON !

[@markkostka6897]

The age at which a person stops using the word yeet and using the word literally to emphasize a point is the age they finally achieve adulthood.

[@growlerthedog]

3:48 is such a precious moment.

[@leemateema06]

The Dutch van der Linde and Ron Swanson crossover is not something I knew I needed

[@tomaszlukaszewicz4468]

You can agree with Ron or not, one thing is certain: he is confident and consistent in pursuing his goal.

[@ditasaule1618]

What is his goal? 🤣

[@tomaszlukaszewicz4468]

@@ditasaule1618 introducing his idea of government and free market. After all, he is a libertarian

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

@@tomaszlukaszewicz4468 Ron’s what got me into being a libertarian fr

[@mikemcmullen5006]

​@@drunkenmmamaster419Like the "free to do whatever you want if it doesn't harm anyone else, but government still exists and provides basic services" libertarian? Or the "big business is free to charge tolls for roads and taxes are suspended and we gotta rely on rich people and corporations for everything, and possibly Nazis in the streets and police becomes a private business" libertarian? Kind of hard to tell with some people anymore.

[@JC42023]

11:53 Ron's _I couldn't be more proud_ face

[@kellysmith7357]

😭

[@Anonymous-sb9rr]

"...me, Tom and all the other ladies..." --Leslie Knope

[@cupofcozy708]

The vegan bacon bit never gets old😂

[@taquitobandito6054]

Same with the Freddy Spaghetti concert haha. Ron is so excited to hear him sing lmao

[@cleverusername9369]

Another, please

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

The part where April throws a piece in the trash makes it even funnier 😂

[@cleverusername9369]

@@drunkenmmamaster419 yeah, that's..... that's the joke.

[@masondegaulle5731]

@@drunkenmmamaster419 I wish they left that bit in

[@leonidasjunior4636]

"I like a strong, salt of the earth, self-possessed woman at the top of her field" - dates Tamys

[@pipevaca9657]

She's top of the game in hell

[@Cozy.Mood.B]

Even marries them :D

[@Ginglees]

shes the head of her field in the library

[@TheRealTurkFebruary]

The Tammies are certainly possessed.

[@nooneyouknowhere6148]

Tammy #2 is his real life wife so......

[@islaslilyyy]

“Is a gerbil marrying a rabbit?”😂😂

[@Lobomaru02]

"I'm just making sure nobody ever has to eat this." Destroy the false bacon, Ron. Destroy it all.

[@liinahyvarinen2388]

Can I as a Finnish person claim him as an honorary Finnish person? He’s literally the most Finnish person I have ever seen, that has not been Finnish

[@879PC]

I knew there had to be even more reasons to love Finland

[@gary2kr1]

Lol😂😂😂😂

[@ap4x452]

Moving to Finland🛫

[@StephenWest-t2v]

Unfortunately Ron has a very specific feeling about Europe. It would take time.

[@nightsgrow6575]

@@StephenWest-t2vI think that’s just because he’s American and don’t know enough about Finland. Once he hears about kalsarikännit he’s booking the next flight over (getting drunk in your underwear).

[@globbyakaweirdjellyguy954]

That “Swason” turkey leg does look yummy.😋 I love that a lot of what Ron Swanson does is what Nick Offerman does in real life.😊❤

[@spenser9908]

Offerman is a liberal cuck.

[@AIChameleonMusic]

the man, the myth, the legend.

[@keanureeves7317]

6:02 just now realized Dutch van der linde is in parks and rec 😂

[@stefanfilipovits21]

Oh my god! It’s him!!!! How tf did I miss that. I bet he’s got a plan.

[@keanureeves7317]

@@stefanfilipovits21just one more score Ron and we can go buy some land!

[@stefanfilipovits21]

@@keanureeves7317 he and Ron are gonna go to Tahiti

[@higharchbishopofteatasting6217]

​@@stefanfilipovits21Only if Ron keeps his GAHDAHMN FAITH.

[@carson.strong_]

11:30 “is this not rap?” 💀

[@MusicLover-my6fo]

You forgot the best one - "Does the white whale actually symbolize the unknowability and meaningless of human existence? No, it's just a sh!tty fish."

[@cloudcollector83]

6:12 holy sh*t, that's Dutch van der Linde!🤠😱

[@FredericSain]

She had that tint of craziness in her soul that made her believe she could actually make a difference.

[@Ytviews49]

When he pulled out his tooth (prank), everybody left grossed out, except Leslie. She's his most genuine frnd.

[@TrashPanda5150]

I've seen so many clips of this show, it feels like I have actually watched it.

[@ShineMin-ig3cj]

Fr

[@nerevar2185]

I like how Andy just takes the burger partially eaten and then proceeds to finish it 😂

[@hwizell7478]

You had me at meat tornado 🌪️

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

It did sound delicious tho 😂

[@DoggosAndJiuJitsu]

This show will be legendary forever.

[@JuneWebb-i3l]

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.

[@JPMJPM]

I never realized until now how similar Ron Swanson and Dwight Schrute are.

[@scruffd0g193]

Yep they would definitely be good be friends. Maybe different religions and political beliefs but still would be good friends.

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

Yet THERE IS ONLY ONE RON SWANSON !!! ONLY ONE RON SWANSON !

[@bearhall4919]

False.

[@sarahberkner]

They are not, they're different personalities.

[@ericng7656]

He is a lot more similar to Raymond Holt

[@jchristian8214]

The pyramid of greatness should be required to be taught in our schools.

[@finnpmc9963]

I just realized that when Ben tells ron about the boar that gore's him, he probably chose that particular death because he is such a GoT fan and references Robert who died gored by a boar

[@VernaRosalind]

Nothing is softer or more flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it.

[@brian6391]

The diner workers understanding head nod after “Give me all the bacon and eggs you have” kills me every time haha

[@23v0lv32]

“I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm” ahaha 😂

[@ReadDeadRedemption_]

I live by the rules of Ron Swanson and that won't change!

[@ruairiodonohoe2533]

About most of his personality traits he's basically mocking libertarians(the actor)

[@mr.k418]

@@ruairiodonohoe2533and yet they love him.

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

Good for you, son. 😉👍

[@aprilvanderweide7211]

“Fish meat is practically a vegetable” 😂

[@MatthewG1247]

9:29 Ron is a genius.

[@Thorn99855]

I really like the fake tooth pull during their meeting. April was kinda into it but even she ran out. All the reactions were priceless. 😂

[@CreamyPesto505]

The vegan bacon scene is one of the most underrated moments of the show. It lives in my head rent free.

[@TernenceRichard]

Blessed is the man who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.

[@matthewgallaway3675]

Sometimes you expect nothing and receive punishment

[@lame9666]

I’ll pretend like this isn’t supposed to be getting “progressively more Ron” but thanks for the Ron compilation

[@rookmacron]

6:09 Ron Swanson also dislikes Dutch’s plan.

[@43labontepetty]

“The government in this town is excellent and uses your tax dollars efficiently”. Best joke ever.

[@goonsquad8258]

Despite being on the exact opposite end of the political spectrum, I relate to Ron on a spiritual level. I can think of nothing I would enjoy more than a barber who says nothing, and I have no idea how to buy gifts for people.

[@Salulo]

In case you didn't know, the construction worker at 06:13 is Dutch from Red Dead Redemption

[@Martinator917]

5:40 “I once work with a guy for 3 years, and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.”

[@ninjagregshow9423]

" There's one thing I hate more than lying, skim milk which is water That's lying about being milk." The pure disdain on his face😂

[@Okinawatrip]

"You gave me the food that my food eats." Gotta use this more often.

[@AlkalineGamingHD]

flank steak hangover cure is something else. Its not his usual porterhouse or tbone. Rons onto something here!

[@Raellives]

Its the wet socks.

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

My grandma told me about the flank steak hangover cure a long time ago 😂 never heard of the wet socks tho

[@Wock_Starzz]

Absolutely LOVE parks and recreation❤️ best show ever!

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

Me too. Not JUST because I still have a thing for April Ludgate (or Aubrey Plaza ? I really don't know. 🤔)🖤

[@samuelluria4744]

​@@Rugmunchersauce3 - Aubrey Plaza is hot as hell. Totally edible.

[@Astraeus..]

Ron immediately bonding with Typhoon over a mutual dislike of Europe (albeit with very different origins) is never going to be anything other than fantastic 😅😅

[@wamrainc176]

11:55 that my friend is the real look of someone who is really proud of someone else lol

[@johnnysothersack6829]

2:34 that looks like a mug and a paper cup at the same time lmao

[@thisisahandlelol]

yeah it is. it's those fancy paper cups with handles

[@SupernovaCola115]

Switch Ron’s love of steak to lasagne, and you’ve got Garfield in human form.

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

🤔

[@kellysmith7357]

🤣

[@jcmick8430]

The voice is very Garfield but garfield is fat and lazy

[@MachiavellisThePrince]

Crying is acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. The automatic door closer is neither.

[@akari3038]

Never thought I'd see Dutch van der Linde in park and rec 😭

[@mr.l8723]

Best character in the entire series. No ifs ands or buts!

[@TarotVylan]

You know the video is gonna be great when the FIRST clip is "i'm Ron f**king Swanson."

[@Rytonic69]

I would love to work for Ron Swanson. Like April, I too would get nothing done, and replace my keyboard with a griddle to make pancakes at my desk. I could do anything I want

[@Iwasthedanger]

6:00 - He has a plan. All you need is a little faith!

[@eggnogalcoholic]

I woke up my husband from laughing so hard so I need to finish watching this in the morning with him 😭

[@sponge9553]

Ron just giga chads a whole construction crew

[@kylnpilln19]

"child labor laws are ruining this country" HAH LMFAO💀

[@joshuamoore4537]

“Would you like to sample our Vegan Bacon? 100 percent meatless.” “Yes please.” *throws Vegan Bacon in trash bin.*

[@TJ-vh2ps]

Ron at hardware store: “I know more than you.” I’ve literally said that at electronics/computer stores, but I smiled. 😂

[@SeanHartnett-t8c]

yep.

[@spacemonkeyentertainment6413]

I just think it and smile when they try to upsell to me. Very enjoyable imo.

[@skateboard_sandwich]

“It makes me furious.”

[@homebody000]

"Crying. Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon." Yet he cried in Scotland after reading that poem.

[@tiredglow]

still can't believe he didn't even put cheese on his burger 😭

[@cleverusername9369]

Ron and Typhoon are adorable together

[@johnnysothersack6829]

6:08 oh crap that’s Dutch from RDR2

[@sparky4878]

So it is! Also in the original RDR.

[@ralphmueller3725]

@0:16 Words of a hero right there.

[@ashrafasmal6290]

6:10 i closed my eyes and heard Dutch Van De Linde

[@travisspicer5514]

11:53 He's just so proud

[@robertowens89]

Just realized that Ben predicts that Ron will die the same way Robert Baratheon did in GOT.

[@truthhurts3524]

Dutch Van Der Linde and Ron Swanson in the same scene? 🤯

[@j8k3d18]

Add ketchup to a hamburger? It’s mustard or nothing, you heathen. Script writers whiffed on that one.

[@InaPeggy]

The shark-infested South Pine channel was the only way in or out.

[@nickp4084]

Lmao "I know more than you" cracked me up.

[@logan1308]

Wait isn’t that Dutch Van Der Linde 6:02 Bro has a plan

[@CitizenKahne1992]

“There is no quiet anymore. There is only Doc McStuffins.”

[@jexelbur6872]

He’s Ron f*cking Swanson.

[@robertmittoniii5427]

I love how he only allows three types of haircuts. And he has none of them