Part One: P. Diddy: A Life in Crimes

Part One: P. Diddy: A Life in Crimes | BEHIND THE BASTARDS

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@cringlator Ай бұрын

I can’t believe Luigi Mangione is an upcoming guest on BTB for an episode recorded on December 6th 2024. Crazy it took all day!

@fuzzydunlop7928 Ай бұрын

I REALLY wish it could happen. They should zoom call him from Rikers.

@youmukonpaku3168 Ай бұрын

they should do it for an episode where the subject is a shitty executive. It'd be funny as hell.

@LusyPicker-sm6su Ай бұрын

@@youmukonpaku3168I dunno about that. Talking about dirtbag CEO's might be a little too close to home. You know his lawyer ends every conversation with, "Remember. Do not, under any circumstances talk about the case." The guy was the valedictorian of his fancy ass prep school and then graduated from Yale. If you want talk about entitled bastards sucking off other entitled bastards, I'm sure he's got plenty of dirt to sling. On the other hand, what if logged in and said, "I don't really plan on saying much. I just signed up for this so I can have 1 hour without all the paranoia."

@Purpleheart62001 Ай бұрын

@youmukonpaku3168 yeah this kid is 100% going to get killed in a paid hit in jail, because the power elite are both terrified of him and can read the room as well as Stevie Wonder. They'll turn him into a martyr

@vonneely1977 Ай бұрын

Call it "Behind the Bastards with a Gun"

@Musamecanica Ай бұрын

You know it's an important guest when Robert is wearing a coat instead of a bathrobe.

@RvEijndhoven Ай бұрын

Robert, about drugs: "Now that I coulda gone pro in." Me, to myself. "Wait, wasn't that the subject of his non-fiction book? He DID go pro in that!"

@CasaVipera Ай бұрын

Exactly my thoughts! 😂

@Ottonymos Ай бұрын

Wow, did we skip straight from pre-election Robert to post-CEO-deletion Robert?

@LonelyKnightess Ай бұрын

For some reason they didn't release the episode they did last week on Vioxx

@stephenschiavone8592 Ай бұрын

I'm here for it!

@fuzzydunlop7928 Ай бұрын

Hopefully this becomes a prolonged Robert era.

@lexnight Ай бұрын

I think they might've referenced the ceo adjustment in the Vioxx eps, but those don't seem to have made the jump to yt. Shows up abt a week ago if you go to the proper podcast feed, dunno if its *coming* or if they judged it too hot for yt TOS, 🤷‍♀️

@snorpenbass4196 Ай бұрын

Josh Johnson's fairly recent standup monologue on Diddy is...enlightening, horrifying and funny as hell all at the same time.

@cozmo840 Ай бұрын

That guy is on another level! He has what, a new GREAT hour of comedy every couple days? That’s gotta be a record. I love stand up, but I’m no expert. Still, I don’t remember anyone who could work so fast…

@wesleywyndam-pryce5305 Ай бұрын

@@cozmo840 he's workshopping. the stuff that goes up online from his is largely unpolished (as is the case for basically all comedians these days cause they want you to come see them still)

@heavenly2k 14 күн бұрын

Are you guys okay? ^ that dude has NO punchlines lol

@jayspeidell Ай бұрын

I'm so glad that one person I watch or listen to was willing to admit how great the Luigi story was for the mental health of America.

@charlievela Ай бұрын

When you discover that two people you follow in dramatically different spheres of your interests are long time friends, the universe just feels right.

@brenatevi Ай бұрын

The Field of Drugs had me cracking up so hard my wife asked what I thought was funny.

@MrGksarathy Ай бұрын

@@brenatevi For me, it was the image of Andy Dick emerging from the sewer, specifically because I imagined it was him as Boingo from Hoodwinked!.

@LusyPicker-sm6su Ай бұрын

IKR? "If you build it, they will come." Andy Dick: I already came twice😵‍💫 Hey! I smell a chewy!

@MrGksarathy Ай бұрын

The funniest part for me was the image of Andy Dick emerging from a sewer for it with the face of his character from Hoodwinked!.

@kittyprydex Ай бұрын

I'm usually really good not laughing aloud when I'm listing to podcasts at work. This one got me hard.

@franzfanz Ай бұрын

"Sophie was right." The real name of this podcast.

@alanam6539 Ай бұрын

I've been looking forward to the BTB take on this one for a while! Thanks Sophie for making sure it happened!

@jonathondoetsch9652 Ай бұрын

FD Signifier and BTB dropping Diddy episodes on back-to-back days? What is this, a crossover episode?

@antoninedelchev6076 Ай бұрын

Well, there will be an interview with him on Thursday on Sixteenth minute of fame with Jamie Loftus.

@taylorslade961 Ай бұрын

Would love to see FD on an episode of BTB.

@sharkbelly1169 Ай бұрын

@@antoninedelchev6076let’s goooooo!

@JMOP1715 Ай бұрын

Let's make it happen!!!!

@DiggySoze Ай бұрын

FDSignifier’s a FKn weirdo.

@BigFrankieC Ай бұрын

I've been a bouncer since 1991. There's few things that scare me more than when a promoter or club owner oversells a place. That shit makes my blood boil. Being a bouncer for hire, I've also worked the door for a shitload of house parties. Being a 6'6" guy who is build like a bulldozer, and an impossibly mean-looking face, I have found that being super nice to people while looking like a monster is really effective. then the cops show up, and I have to convince them to maybe come back in 20 minutes... Then I have to be the "Yo, the fuzz are on the way!" guy. Protip for throwing a house party that gets raided by the cops. Keep your keys in your pocket. When the cops show, scatter with everyone else. Then claim you weren't even home, and you don't know what the hell happened. It worked in the '90s. Though with bodycams and shit like that, probably not as effective now.

@vyrminousvolunteerarmy Ай бұрын

I trust the word of any man called Big Frankie

@LexYeen Ай бұрын

Thanks for the advice, Big Frankie.

@BigFrankieC Ай бұрын

I've already raised $7000 towards covering my bills while I recover a knee injury and lose some weight to get back to work. I can't wait to get back to work. I do like protecting the humans. Everyone needs a place to safely decompress.

@andrewpush4961 Ай бұрын

I've been in a situation like that a few months back. The bouncers were letting more people in past capacity also be scalping the cover fee. I was so uneasy in there and left with my friend. Five minutes later me and my buddy were smoking a cigarette outside, there was the biggest inside spilled into the street. Something like 20 guys were throwing hands, bouncers too were fighting, cop there genuinely didn't know what to do. The bar is notorious for doing that didn't find that out till afterwards. I'm with you willing to risk someone dying a horrific death for a few thousand extra.

@moondoge876 Ай бұрын

You can tell Greazy listens to a lot of BTB because he's tone-matching Robs cadence enough that it's hard to tell who's talking. As somebody that does that I'm here for it

@TroyConvers5000 Ай бұрын

It's an open secret that Mary J Blige (discovered by Puffy) made sure she was NEVER on her own in Puffy's company, and this was known in the early 90s.

@Wizardously Ай бұрын

You CAN get a cool sounding nickname, but it always comes from a hilarious story. For example there was a guy I knew who we called Spider because when he saw a spider he made an ear-splitting, high pitched squeal.

@origami_dream 12 күн бұрын

Crowd rush situations are... phobia-inducing. I was in a riot, jostled about in this liquid-yet-solid sea of people, tossed about, unable to move myself under my own power. It feels breathless. I'm not sure if there actually *is* less oxygen available due to all the people breathing heavily, or it just feels that way, but it sure does feel that way. Combine that with, every breath you take you get jostled partway through, making you tense up in unexpected ways and have to brace yourself, which makes you want to gasp in shock... yeah, you feel like you're about to asphyxiate. It's far scarier than just facing off against some hateful people. Maybe there's something to be learned in that: the sheer mass and weight of panicking, stupid humanity is far more terrifying than the thin line of actively malicious monsters trying to egg them all on.

@Idaxasi Ай бұрын

I grew up really poor in the US. There was a trend where people were sharing their poverty meals from their childhood and I didnt share with the meme. My poverty meal growing up was a rice and chicken gruel we kept adding water to, and that we kept until it was fermented a few times. It was like... Pease porridge nine days old. To be clear, I still really like that meal, just maybe not after having been reheated so many times it starts going bad. Lol.

@pjbrown4736 Ай бұрын

The Boys, both Amazon show and the comic book it's based on, slams superheroes, but also, serves to comment on celebrity worship at its absolute worst. And the Diddy stuff makes the most egregious moments of The Boys frighteningly accurate.

@antoninedelchev6076 Ай бұрын

I hope Wil returns as a guest in the future! I love his energy and camaraderie with Robert!

@lojones1636 Ай бұрын

FD Signifier just dropped his diddy episode too, i didnt even binge this much diddy content in middle school when he was popular. i should probably stop...after this one

@taylorslade961 Ай бұрын

Did he get it back up? I saw it last night and then saw a post from him this morning saying it got taken down and he had to rework it.

@Shut.Eye.Cinema Ай бұрын

Can't stand him.

@zhazhagab0r Ай бұрын

@@Shut.Eye.Cinema ok

@lojones1636 Ай бұрын

@@taylorslade961not sure i saw it on the nebula, audio was shaky but content was top notch as always

@robbiedavis2774 Ай бұрын

@@taylorslade961 Its back up as of about noon today. I was listening to the original when it got taken down so I was happy to be able to finish it today.

@nicolasnamed Ай бұрын

Great follow-up to F.D.'s video

@christianhenry8463 Ай бұрын

Just came here from there. I'd like fd to come on this show. I bet it'd be a good episode

@JRTFMSmithson Ай бұрын

F.D.’s post election analysis was top tier.

@ashtangaxashtangapranayama8526 Ай бұрын

I see a fellow real one, they need UNC!

@ZCRnotVCR Ай бұрын

Oh god y'all I didn't notice i wanted that collab

@LexYeen Ай бұрын

sophie plz i'm praying to you for this

@Sugar735 Ай бұрын

This is just Robert talking to a bald Robert. You can tell youre friends, and with the laugh I'd think you were family 😂

@EviePontecorvo Ай бұрын

This won't make sense if you haven't listened to episode two, but congrats to the Honorable judge Robert Evans.

@LancasterAJ Ай бұрын

Love that his fragrance “Unforgivable” is still on the market.

@fuzzydunlop7928 Ай бұрын

He suddenly REALLY needs the money.

@MalcolmSwan-h7k Ай бұрын

Sophie's face when Robert and Greazy talk about P-diddy and Harvey "working on projects together" says it all.

@davidheath8460 Ай бұрын

I named one of my Nubian goats Smedley Butler because of this show.

@joco179 Ай бұрын

This is worlds collide for me. Greazy is the shit. And have very much enjoyed his audio engineering opinions / advice etc for mixing my music.

@dropoutnotbombs Ай бұрын

"Soft pants hard shirts" Drop that Merch Sophie

@vikkidc3859 Ай бұрын

Robert needed a Black person to supervise this saga because the way they were struggling with the pronunciation of Jodeci and wrongly called them a duo😂😂😂. Jodeci had 4 members, then 2 of them became a duo named K-Ci & Jojo

@Chin-Hwa Ай бұрын

There’s only so much Prop can do. Robert Evans is hopeless with pop culture.

@MrGksarathy Ай бұрын

@@vikkidc3859 This isn't so much a race thing as Robert being perpetually out of touch with pop culture.

@dr6559 Ай бұрын

I respect that about him.

@LusyPicker-sm6su Ай бұрын

I can easily give Robert a pass on fumbling Jodeci. When they were on top, Robert was somewhere between Iraq and Afghanistan. Greasy Wil was introduced as a Grammy award winning sound engineer who worked in the Hip-Hop space. Like the rest of us, when Robert said Jordash, he should have said, "Stop. There is no Jordasche in R&B. Do you mean Jodeci?" But since they brought them up.....are K-Ci and Jojo still falling off of stages and popping every pill they find on the sidewalk?

@ayellowhat5286 Ай бұрын

I mean, in the steve jobs episodes, he manged to mispronounce the easiest last name ever about 8 different ways, so I think it's just a Robert thing, not a race thing

@williamreely3455 26 күн бұрын

So glad y'all are on KZbin now cause it means I get to see Roberts handsome AF face more

@Sds0071 Ай бұрын

24:18 Sophie's face LMAO

@charlieboone1298 Ай бұрын

lmao

@rashaundaily5438 Ай бұрын

The concert crushing reminds me of the Travis Scott festival and like we’re in normal times and it still happened tragic

@fuzzydunlop7928 Ай бұрын

I like to think that Diddy flew too close to the sun trying to take Ciroc to trial and Black Rock was like "you're gonna wanna use that settlement money on the legal defense we're going to make sure you need". If ANYONE deserved to get Stringer Bell'd, it's Diddy.

@Brandon-rt4pp Ай бұрын

Knew this episode was only a matter of time. My uncle & cousin actually work in NYC’s entertainment circles - they can confirm he is more-or-less universally detested here. (And my uncle can also confirm: Biggie was just about to sign to Lance “Un” Rivera’s label by the time he was killed). One fairly dark bit of tea I can recall from a decade ago: Allegedly, he kept Jennifer Lopez strung out on ecstasy when they were together, and as with the rest of his partners was very abusive. (Apparently she & Misa Brym-Hilton fought back, although Kim Porter nearly killed him in self-defense).

@plcthelegacy4131 Ай бұрын

Diddy pulled a Tzar Nicolas and got people trampled to death. And that's not even the worst part yet.

@_FoxHoleCharlie_ Ай бұрын

Hands down the best audio from a guest ever

@lady8jane Ай бұрын

But what did he name the goat???

@huckthatdish Ай бұрын

Went for Jay Z instead. Wait damn

@M05tly Ай бұрын

I thought it was funny he had no problem naming the goats after historic dictators but thought p diddy was bad taste 😂

@ruffboiALT 28 күн бұрын

@@M05tlywell most people will assume it's a bit if you have goats named after dictators, but they'll assume you're a fan if you name one after a musician or artist.

@bigolhumbo Ай бұрын

I was a lineman and bad at football and had a life-changing knee injury! If only I was destined for greatness...

@LatterDayLinus Ай бұрын

The OG Certified Lover Boy, Certified PDF...

@Tha_Pencil Ай бұрын

Assad fled one day after I listened to the BTB episode about him I shit you not

@marsoz_ Ай бұрын

he's on a 3 day special military vacation

@PathOfAvraham Ай бұрын

Robert not knowing Snoop was a peak westcoast gangster rapper is hilarious

@madcountofdumont7742 Ай бұрын

Lord these two have a good energy, love to see more Wil

@isaacnewby6738 Ай бұрын

Hearing the stories about riding the line between dead people and a hell of a party just reminds me of my days of punk rock camping. Nothing like taking a bunch of generators, punk bands and punk rock kids out to the woods in oregon to really drive that point home. There was only one incident of crack smoking and shooting guns in the air.

@therideneverends1697 Ай бұрын

Well yeah the cool punks are doing crank

@Cpt_cosmosis Ай бұрын

Solidarity, Robert. My PC as a kid also couldn't play Starcraft, a game I owned because I won it in a radio contest.

@Xenronnify Ай бұрын

10:00 I'm sure it's a humidifier or incense or whatever, but it really does look like there's a tiny fire on Robert's desk somewhere. I like to think that's in-character for him.

@EvilGenius007 Ай бұрын

I couldn't help but think that "the NFL of doing drugs" is, in fact, just the NFL. I dunno, maybe MLB took that title for some of the late 80s and 90s...

@MrGksarathy Ай бұрын

But they're also doing sports. The NFL of drugs is just drugs.

@fuzzydunlop7928 Ай бұрын

I think college is like the NFL of drugs.

@B-Nice Ай бұрын

That MICHAEL album is great, and sounds amazing!!!

@devon674 Ай бұрын

Was not at all expecting a guest on this show to have been involved in producing a Killer Mike album. Total bolt out of nowhere. Big Killer Mike/RTJ fan, so cool!

@burneternally Ай бұрын

Lmao I started my tech career trying to build a PC for roller coaster tycoon. My kids think that story is lame 😂

@xXRickTrolledXx Ай бұрын

If they can’t appreciate that marvel of assembly language, you need to start over on the whole “having kids” thing lol

@burneternally Ай бұрын

@xXRickTrolledXx I lost the receipt

@bfish89ryuhayabusa Ай бұрын

@@xXRickTrolledXx or the marvel of assembly language. It's incredible that you just create a value, store it in the register, load it, increment it, compare it to another value, and keep doing those kinds of thing enough times the right way and you eventually have Castlevania.

@YourC0nsc1ence Ай бұрын

Field of Drugs is just replacing the corn field with poppies as far as the eye can see.

@emmmmm13 Ай бұрын

Great energy in this episode, lmao. Love the guest

@Martin-ri4ug Ай бұрын

That left-most bottle in the background is an almost empty bottle of Chartreuse and from the color of the drink in his glass I would guess that Greazy Wil is drinking from it during the show. If you haven't tried it you should, Chartreuse is an excellent herbal liqueur.

@Andrew-g6q3e Ай бұрын

The Last Word is my drink of choice to make people who don't want something sweet like an Amaretto Sour. But I have a knockoff, only Grammy winners have Green Chartreuse money.

@roaldpage Ай бұрын

I think I found a pretty solid way to not make it in the music industry. Spend decades making music that you yourself enjoy listening to. Make thousands of songs, but barely release any of it very inconsistently, and then do absolutely nothing to promote yourself beyond a few lazy social media posts; before you eventually quit most social media, and leave no way for anyone to get a hold of you even if they did want to give you a shot.

@TheWinterscoming Ай бұрын

"Ari Shapiro says hello" - last thing Robert hears

@SimonyeCraig Ай бұрын

The way you said Jodeci 🤣🤣

@mrfreddorenton Ай бұрын

WHAT'S FORCING DADDIES TO PUFF?!

@davidmahoney1248 Ай бұрын

Facts. $15 in 1989 is about $38 today.

@shaggythewriter8185 Ай бұрын

Dr Evil is definitely going to get some ideas 😅

@Tacom4ster Ай бұрын

I already watched FD Signifier long epic essay on Diddy, but could watch Diddy thrashing, Diddy ruined hip hop with his shallow Bling rap era, and 25% sure he's involved with 2Pac and B.I.G. deaths

@M-Cherian 11 күн бұрын

The evidence against regarding those deaths is damning.

@jorymo4964 Ай бұрын

I don't know if he was specifically referencing them, but the "nepo baby with a three-stringed guitar backstory" is literally JEFF the Brotherhood lol

@maxwessel7786 Ай бұрын

Present Robert!? What a surprise

@e3winter Ай бұрын

Where'd Greazy find Green Chartreuse?

@benway23 Ай бұрын

Thank you for your work.

@portmantologist Ай бұрын

There's no R in Jodeci, but they also weren't a duo.

@jayceewamer4134 Ай бұрын

i wasn't even this early to my own birth... which is coincidentally when diddy probably would've liked me most.

@curtisridenour Ай бұрын

I spy an almost empty bottle of chartreuse in the background

@GojiraRising Ай бұрын

Oh Hell, here we go.

@KingdomFantasy669 Ай бұрын

The petty part of me really appreciates how Will's description of the industry makes the experience I had with a smaller musician (who underpaid me, and had different views of art than myself) seem far more minor than at the time. Like come on man, you can only phone call specific folks, and your idea of a party is karaoke? And you want to pretend to be bigger than a local musician?

@wilberfan95 Ай бұрын

Im interested in just how often Robert has to say "Sophie was Right," after she tells him not to do something.

@cringusmoss9937 Ай бұрын

10 dollars in 1985 is roughly 30 today.

@Whisky_4_1 Ай бұрын

I needed this. Cheers.

@ezraoberheim1081 Ай бұрын

The Electric Factory mentioned

@DubbX767 Ай бұрын

i fucking hate MICHAEL by killer mike because it's a betrayal, but to hear that you have the producer on is actually based as fuck. my favorite part of that album was the production

@JMOP1715 Ай бұрын

Damn!!!! BTB digging into the rap supervillian

@amberruby4896 Ай бұрын

Just came here after finishing f,d signifiers video

@SuperFriendBFG Ай бұрын

The random shitty Logitech Gamepad is just *chef's kiss*. I mean, fair enough that thing is the world's longest selling series of PC Gamepads.

@BuddsyMalone Ай бұрын

Oh we blazing are we bastards?

@ElihuAran Ай бұрын

Is there a reason last week's episodes weren't uploaded to KZbin, even only as audio?

@zerogravy7446 Ай бұрын

I played floorball in second grade for a year and I almost got hired as the chairman of the International Floorball Federation.

@mahirmax7391 Ай бұрын

Fun to open this episode with my battery at 69%

@foolsfolly3476 Ай бұрын

It wasn’t Frank Lucas his father worked for, it was Nicky Barnes; him and his crew were notoriously known for having predictions towards young boys.

@xXRickTrolledXx Ай бұрын

Predilection* But I got what you where saying

@rykerparsons7811 Ай бұрын

Just wanna point out p diddy was barely ever a rapper, he mostly stuck his voice on tracks when it wasn't needed and had the blandest solo career imaginable. He's like dj Khaled without the memes

@JBnem 29 күн бұрын

It's Jodeci 😂

@evulclown Ай бұрын

Oh man they're doing the Diddler himself, leme get some Popcorn.

@waywardscythe3358 Ай бұрын

Golden house is very reasonable, any requests for a location for the province? Pacific Norwest is very nice, but theres also Montana

@Limit02 Ай бұрын

The FACE I made when I saw this title on the podcast feed on Monday

@avepe6094 Ай бұрын

Easily a 4-parter 🤣🤣🤣

@stephenvaccaro6761 Ай бұрын

Will freaking rules.

@wumbojet Ай бұрын

I think there's a lot of leeway people lower on the ladder of the industry deserve. The music industry, just like any other has a lot of "grunts" it runs through, who are treated horribly under false hopes of some day make it. There's a LOT of people who must've know about most of this for YEARS, but what can a random worker hope to accomplish in coming out against such a powerful and dangerous figure? Now, the people who are up the ladder? Now that's people who deserve a lot of criticism.