Past BSD reacts to the future (1/1) BSD REACTS

[@logantesta2023]

Poe is a young man with a dark brown mullet with purpleish undertones that cover his eyes and hangs around his neck. From the few instances where his eyes are visible, he has dark circles under them, and although his eyes appear to be a grey color, with certain lighting and angles, they are actually violet. He wears a white mandarin collar button-up shirt with a white loosely tied ribbon around his neck. He has a black vest under an open cream colored tailcoat that is torn around the bottom, and colored lapels. Over that he wears a thigh-length black cape held together by a chain clasp. He has a belt with a large square buckle and his pants are dark with light pinstripes. His boots are high heeled and have black soles and are folded at the top and end just below the knees. He almost always has Karl on his shoulders. During his younger years, Poe has longer hair which is tied into a low undercut ponytail. He also wears a simple sweater vest, a typical male uniform. During the agency's frameup and Ranpo Edogawa's rescue to get Yukichi Fukuzawa out from detainment, Poe wears a black suit and black tinted glasses with his hair slicked back as a disguise. Poe spent six years trying to come up with a plot that could finally outwit and defeat Ranpo Edogawa, showing that he will work hard at something he cares about, he's determined, highly intelligent, competitive, passionate, a perfectionist, and introverted. He often talks too quietly for others to hear and he's very socially awkward and hates crowds and large social gatherings. He's rather wealthy and sometimes reckless with his money and tends to have random outbursts of confidence and cockiness when he isn't comparing himself to Ranpo, even calling himself an "intellectual giant", introducing himself with a monologue of all his titles borderline bragging about them with a confident wink and a smirk. He seems to have a capricious mood, first appearing confident and cold when confronting Ranpo, then suddenly depressed when Ranpo didn't know who he was. He later got very excited when he believed that he had beaten Ranpo, to the point of laughing uncontrollably. He gets jealous quite easily and often especially when it comes to Ranpo and his own pride and intelligence, which of course lead to that six year long plot of revenge. His angle was that of a Guild member obsessed with revenge through showing Ranpo his intricate murder mystery plot, though Ranpo soon acknowledges him and the time he took on making the six-year murder mystery plot causing him to idolize Ranpo striving to evolve his craft with the hope that one day he might exceed and finally defeat his rival, or at least catch up with Ranpo. He still consistently tries to defeat and outsmart Ranpo to this day with new novels and manuscripts which so far has had no luck. Poe always comes to visit Ranpo at the Agency whenever he has a new challenge to offer. Although it seemingly has gotten less serious overtime with Poe saying that he wouldn't know what to do with himself if Ranpo were to truly die from one of his novels and they more so have grown to be trusted friends with one another. Other than Ranpo, however, he isn't known to have many friends. With the exception of his raccoon, Karl, who he considers his greatest and most trustworthy friend. Poe's ability, Black Cat in the Rue Morgue (モルグ街がいの黒くろ猫ねこ, Morugu-gai no Kuroneko?), can transport readers into the setting of any mystery novel, specifically any murder mystery novel, other genres do not work with his ability and it must be one they are currently reading. The ability itself is named after the story "The black cat" which follows themes of guilt and how it effects people. In this story, a man and his wife adopt several animals, including a black cat that the main character grows fond of. However, he comes home drunk one night, and cuts the cats eye out of its socket. He then hangs the cat, and an excerpt from the story itself states: "One morning, in cool blood, I slipped a noose about its neck and hung it to the limb of a tree; -- hung it with the tears streaming from my eyes, and with the bitterest remorse at my heart; -- hung it because I knew that it had loved me, and because I felt it had given me no reason of offence; -- hung it because I knew that in so doing I was committing a sin -- a deadly sin that would so jeopardize my immortal soul as to place it -- if such a thing were possible -- even beyond the reach of the infinite mercy of the Most Merciful and Most Terrible God." Poe is a detective from America who was "beaten" by Ranpo in an investigation competition six years prior to the events of the series. The defeat leads to him withdrawing himself from his personal connections and becoming extremely secluded and depressed. However, this defeat also inspired him to take back the life that he felt Ranpo had stolen from him. He then joined the Guild and came to Japan in order to challenge him directly. And also, his raccoon, Karl. He has pointed ears. Black and white fur can be seen around his eyes. Most of his body is covered with thick brown fur. Black stripes can be seen around his tail, similar to of ring-tailed cats. He is shown to be an affectionate pet as he doesn't mind being held by others.[1] He can be sometimes playful as seen when Karl once bit Poe's head. He is always seen together with Poe, often hanging around on his shoulder, or his head. During the events of Cannibalism, he is seen retrieving Poe's novel where Ranpo Edogawa and Chūya Nakahara are transported into. Karl can also be seen one time on Ranpo's head. In his wikipedia page, ranpo was mentioned 22 times. this proves that poe is gay. he is gay. did you know he is gay? he is gay. gay for ranpo.

[@KittyCats-gi9ki]

What is this in relation too 😭 ( I’m so curious ( didn’t finish the vid) )

[@iltvgmty]

@@KittyCats-gi9kiextreme lack of poe content. (op is me on a diff acount btw)

[@Akutagawalover69]

DAMN

[@nobody-eh1wh]

já dá para fazer um livro só sobre o Poe

[@mcdonaldsshinobu808]

The way i read this whole thing-😭😭

[@castolinesimper1077]

THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED WHEN I SAW THE DURATION OF THE VIDEO

[@lapetiteinconnu1381]

I feel you.(,,・д・)

[@thegirlgamer4842]

Mine too

[@Cheesling]

like what part of their soul did they sell for this 😭😭 how

[@SLEEPY.v]

RELATABLE MY JAW DROPPED IN SHOCK AND AWE I SCREAMED

[@_-Vinolite-_]

NO BC LIKE- GVGVDHGCBXSCFGDB

[@NEKOscara]

Oh my god a whole movie?! Am I in heaven?! Thank the god and the creator I love you

[@_-Vinolite-_]

you are

[@Sammy-lov3]

@@_-Vinolite-_well I love heaven

[@Aksharas_World]

EVERYONES JAW DROPPED BFFR WE WERE ALL HUNGARY

[@Akazas.]

WE'RE ALL HUNGARIANS???

[@Secretive.viewer]

I WANNA JOIN THE HUNGARIANS CLUB TOO ‼‼

[@_JeSuisM1self]

OMG, MY PARENTS NEVER TOLD ME 🤯

[@Kitty_zai]

Not me I just ate but thank you for the video creator!

[@Lumeisite]

​@@Akazas. NAH WE'RE THE WHOLE COUNTRY

[@YoungSheldon-ro4zs]

THIS IS A LITERAL MOVIE, I WAS SO SHOCKED AT THE TIME

[@naurtouzumaki5797]

hello young sheldon...

[@starplotter]

i've seen movies shorter than this, such is the power of the bsd fandom 💀

[@TheRealDostoyevsky]

hi bestiee!! and ur so right

[@m0nSt3r_gacha]

@@starplotterWE HOLD GREAT POWER BUT IT HAS GREAT RESPONSIBILITIES (the Russian fans 💀)

[@misty_drawz2226]

Remember me? Every time I see you I’m gonna reply to your comments from now on

[@peculiar_dino]

This is genuinely one of the best made videos I have ever seen. The amount of dialogue, interactions, video selection, etc. astounds me. The characterization was portrayed extremely well and the video went over practically the whole plot of the show. And it's a whole 2 hours?? I can't even imagine how much time and effort this took to make. Thank you so much for making such a high quality BSD reaction.

[@Starxx-s]

Thank you for the compliment and thank you for watching the video!

[@iamsosleepdeprived]

KZbin didn't sh9w my comment which is disappointing since I made a whole ass book of things I liked abt the video but u practically put my long paragraph into a summary, I agree with everything in ur comment! Love this so much 😍😍😍

[@mcdonaldsshinobu808]

Exactly my thoughts

[@Yknow_who_it_is]

2 WHOLE HOURS?! AND KZbin ONLY SHOWED IT TO ME JUST NOW?! God, are we in heaven or what? 🥰

[@Iloveanimesosftu]

Paradise fr fr

[@angeljaninerodaje5489]

A 2 HOURS BSD REACTION VIDEO?! COUNT ME IN🤩🥰❤

[@clingykaiser]

1:27 Yosano 11:41 Ranpo 21:06 Dazai 30:13 Mori 31:50 Port Mafia 33:02 Higuchi 34:07 Black Lizards 34:44 Hirotsu 35:46 Gin 37:05 Tachihara 38:05 Akutagawa 39:04 Q 39:53 Kyouka 40:32 Executives 41:18 Kouyou 42:48 Ace 43:54 CHUUYA 45:12 Verlaine 45:57 Dazai 46:47 Elise 47:51 Dazai and Akutagawa 48:49 Dazai and Chuuya ( Soukoku ) 49:39 Fukuzawa 50:47 Armed Detective Agency 51:42 Kenji 52:58 Kyouka 54:10 Tanizaki 55:23 Atsushi 56:15 Kunikida 57:27 Dazai 58:24 Yosano 59:20 Ranpo 1:00:02 Ranpo and Yosano 1:00:44 Ranpo and Dazai 1:02:02 Dazai and Yosano 1:03:18 Ranpo / Fukuzara and Dazai / Mori 1:04:04 Trio ( Ranpo, Yosano, Dazai ) 1:04:28 Dazai and Atsushi 1:05:48 The Guild 1:09:30 Atsushi and Akutagawa ( Shin Soukoku ) 1:12:51 Cannibalism Arc 1:19:16 Dead Apple ! 1:23:13 comments: 8:26 i love how Yosano commented on Elise's appearance, since Mori had shaped Elise's appearance / personality to fit Yosano / Dazai. ^^ As you can see i gave up :D

[@PurpleCat-11]

Thank you🙏

[@clingykaiser]

@@PurpleCat-11 I gave up halfway, bro 😔

[@yourkitty.0]

THANK YOU 🙏

[@PurpleCat-11]

@@clingykaiser it's still good for when I want a specific part

[@samuel-xb5vq]

THIS IS LITERALLY A MOVIE???? THIS IS ALMOST AS LONG AS MOST HARRY POTTER MOVIES??? COUNT ME IN!!! ❤❤❤❤❤

[@totallynot_Akira8858]

HELP THIS ISNT A REACTION ANYMORE, ITS A FRICKING WHOLE MOVIE, THIS IS AMAZING OMGGGG😭💗💗💗

[@WxlfieEditz]

HOW DARE KZbin HID THIS FROM ME FOR AN HOUR. I WILL WATCH THIS TO MANY TIMES FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH

[@AUCreatoer]

HOLY SHT THIS IS A WHOLE GODDAMN MOVIE. THE REACTIONS ARE INSANELY ACCURATE TO OMG 😭❤️❤️

[@darsxox.x]

i can finally rest in peace, 2hrs 🤩

[@kyoviie]

MY JAW DROPPED SO LOW WHEN I SAW THE DURATION ⁉️⁉️ THIS IS SO GOOD OMG IM FED

[@allergic_to_happiness]

half an hour in i was like, "man.. this is long" and checked the duration and HOLY SHIT (it was great)

[@iiMooni_.]

Didnt watch it yet, but you bet im gonna stay up all night for this right here.

[@xianne8430]

The way I had to rapidly blink and rub the heck of out my eyes when I saw that duration

[@Dear.pandalove]

2 HOURS THIS IS AMAZING!! Let us all sit here in honor of this delicious feast we were prepared and let us praise and worship the creator of this thank you for this meal *eats video*

[@xplrchxxya]

"alright..just a quick gacha react before my homework..."

[@ventilatorbard6978]

BRO JUST EXPLAIN A WHOLE BSD STORIES AND ARC WITH A TIKTOK VIDEO AND GACHA LIFE CHARACTHER WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS

[@ThisAcountExists]

The time for how long this was didn't load at first s I was like "Prob 15 mins" nope, bout to watch a whole movie! I'm sure this is a masterpiece!

[@cs8659]

No cause the way I just saw the video clicked on it and waited until it gets 1:30, paused it and finally realized the duration of the video... i was shocked

[@prospectRai]

OUR PRAYERS HAVE FINALLY BEEN ANSWERED

[@the.candy.squad.1210]

A TWO HOUR REACTION VIDEO?! THANK YOUUU

[@depressedreader]

2 hours long? You're crazy, omg. I love this!!!

[@sleepy_sofayt4862]

Not me wondering why is it so long THEN I SAW THE 2 HOURS. The gasp i let out was dramatic but THANK YOU FOR THIS. And the quality of the video makes it even better 😭

[@kiyomiode]

2 hours???? Damn. Haven't watched it yet and I'm playing Bungo Tales rn. Guess I'll stay up

[@TheRealDostoyevsky]

i know this is out of character but GOD DAMN i am watching this, TWO HOURS?

[@_scarameow]

WHAT THE HELL SERIOUSLY?!? TODAY IS RHE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! VOLLMOND JUST POSTED THE ONE HOUR VENTI VIDEO, AND NOW I SEE UR 2 HOUR FRESKING BSD VIDEO OMFOMGG

[@Rinz.Kaz-]

If this in the cinema i would pay for it

[@naurtouzumaki5797]

2 HOURS, *BSD* REACTION VIDEO, AMAZING DESIGNS, FUCKING AWESOME DIALOUGE AND CHOOSING OF VIDEOS, YOU FUCKING NAILED IT. IM CHOOSING THIS OVER A MOVIE ANY DAY, TYSM bro, ILYSM ❤

[@Nichika_Mitsu]

A 2 hour BSD reaction video is crazy, I’m so glad there’s Fukuzawa here My daily dose of Fukuzawa content has been fulfilled

[@N3k0..]

NO WAY!? TWO HOURS? IS THIS A MOVIE, AND THE AMOUNT OF DIALOGUE IS AMAZAING!!😫

[@KenjiLovesFarming]

Saving this video for my 8-12 hour car trip to Philadelphia 🙏🙏

[@Mango-dq8qr]

2 hours?! cant wait

[@Akutagawalover69]

WHY IS THIS ACCUALLY THE BEST REACTION VIDEO IN HISTORY

[@TisBeOmega]

My jaw dropped so far down when I saw the shear length of this video thag it went far bellow the floor. Legend has it, I still can't find it.

[@Illuminated37]

I love you. This is amazing. Literally please don’t ever stop what you’re doing. You’re amazing 😭🎀

[@Starxx-s]

Thank youuu! ♥️

[@were_tiger]

2….2 HOURS JESUS THANK YOU FOR THE 10 COURSE MEAL

[@JanisLoo-j7q]

BRO I HAVENT WATCH BSD AND NOW I KNOW THE WHOLE SHOW THIS HELPED SO MUCH AND IT WAS LITERALLY AMAZING, can’t Imagine how much time it took 😭

[@Sami0314]

THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE! A WHOLE MOVIE OMG

[@Im_N0b0dy]

2 HOURS LONG?! WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED!

[@bagagnanfranchesca]

[The Constellation "Goddess of The Black Lotus" is present]

[@euna.0210]

I LOVE YOU???? SO MUCH???? FOR THIS??????? TWO HOURS???? WHAT?????

[@abigailgoodman7547]

UH WHAT 2 ENTIRE FREAKING HOURS???!!!😨 THIS IS THE LITERAL LENGTH OF A MOVIE OMGG TYSM I LOVE U TYTY AAAAAA

[@Dshe3pia]

OMFG?? 2 HOURS?? 2 HOURS?! THIS COULD BE COUNTED AS A MOVIE ISTG?? YOU NEED WAY MORE SUBS,, ?? PLS MAKE SURE YOUR GETTING REST NOW?? I PRAISE YOU FOR MAKING THIS,, YOU HAVE MY BIGGEST RESPECT 🛐🙏.. ILYSM FOR MAKING THIS.

[@scrlmi]

OMG A WHOLE 2 HOURS ??? THAT’S CRAZY

[@Kazuki_Akiko]

AHEIDHSBIJDV 2 HOURS OF BSD CONTENT!?!?! NOT ONLY THAT BUT ITS MADE SO PERFECTLY 😫😫😫 ILY MARRY MEE❤❤❤❤

[@HermioneAizhelleLRamos]

YOU HAVE FED US SOO MUCH MY LORD

[@glamgirl5068]

i glad you made every scene short and sweet because i have seen people just lengthing the abuse cycle a lot and the parallels a lot but urs is just awesome

[@itzfrickenwimdylol]

2 hours and not a single bream!!??? I love you.

[@annes_left_shoe]

I’m sorry, 2 HOURS?!? That’s insane but also tysm

[@-MAyZo-]

OMG!!! This is literally movie length!!! So excited to watch this later thankkk u for feeding us! :D

[@Elloviia]

BRO THE LENGTH OF THIS VIDEO IS CRAZY 😭😭 Love this sm

[@Moody_Bun]

This is the best reaction vid i have ever seennn!! I've been watching this since yesterday night and I just finished it now😭 Everything is soo perfect!! the interaction between characters,how close canon to the way they act is and i love how you didn't dumb down Fukuzawa and made him wise instead of just being as clueless as a child(yosano) overall i love everything about this !! 💗🤭

[@Fynn-gae]

I'm so glad they didn't focus on ships and whatnot throughout the video. I've seen so many vids where they overreact and cause a scene about the words in a song or the implication of two characters being shipped, and while I do ship some characters and don't mind if that's what I'm looking for, a lot of creators exaggerate or make it a big deal so THANK YOU for not doing that. Overall, the video was amazing and I liked how you focused on everything instead of it revolving around a specific one of them, it was amazing!

[@K_a_r_ooooooo]

2 HOURS? I SHALL THANK YOU WITH THE ACT OF LIKING THIS VIDEO, MOST LIKELY REWATCHING IT LATER ON AND SUBSCRIBING. BRO THIS IS AMAZING??!?!

[@Sleeping_Sigma]

IT WAS SO GOOD IM DEFINETELY GONNA WATCH IT AGAIN!

[@Mimii_oof]

GOD DAMN- THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN A REACTION VIDEO THIS LONG- THIS SHET WILL BE INTERESTING AS FUDGE

[@Misa_pop]

2hour damn this is like a movie😍😍

[@Hanakoshii]

This is what I expect heaven to be like. (I LOVE THIS SM YOU DID SO GOOD AND ESPECIALLY WITH HOW LONG THIS IS OMG??)

[@Starxx-s]

Thank you!

[@me_who256]

"future mass murderer and you are a gemini" XD I can't caught me off gaurd

[@Agg_NOKARI]

I WATCH A WHOLE ASS MOVIE!! THIS IS MWAH! CHEF KISS, 2 HRS?! OML, YOU DESERVE A RAISE, A PRAISE, YOUR MOTIVATION IS WOW, AND THIS MOCIE IS WOWZERS, SUBSCRIBING BECAUSE THIS IS JS 😍 AND YOU INCLUDE MOST OF THE IMPORTANT THINGS TO, MWA, AND I LOVE HOW YOU SHOWED THE PARRELLS, WOWZERS, AND I LOVE HOW YOU SHWOED THE PRISON ARC AFTER - WHEN THE HUNTING DOGS STARTED TO ATTACK THE ADA MEMBERS... AND THAN THE MOST RECENT EPISODE MWAH, I LOVE IT, MASTER PEICE!

[@Meowrawrmeow11]

I’m gonna cry ogm 2 HIURS???

[@Pookie-rp1rr]

“THANK YOU STAR🙏🙏‼‼” WE ALL SAY ON UNISON

[@atsuku00]

GRR YT CONCEALED THIS MASTER PIECE FROM ME FOR A HOLE GODDAMN 4 HOURS 🔪🔪🔪😡😡😡😡

[@Melissa_Buddy]

I JUST ATE THIS UP‼️‼️‼️I LOVE IT SM

[@ratsattack1546]

59:41 THE DONUTS AND POE 💀💀💀💀

[@mylinasheikh9043]

THIS WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!! I CAN’T DESCRIBE WITZ WORDS HOW GOOD THIS IS!!!!!!!!!! IT’S AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL, FLAMBOYANT, FANTASTIC, FABULOUS, EXCELLENT, GREAT, GORGEOUS, SUPER DUPER GOOD- JUST- TOO GOOD TO DESCRIBE WITH WORDS!!!!! AND TWO WHOLE HOURS?!!!!! OMG!!!! THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK!!!!!!!!!

[@OsamuDazai_I_LoveChuuya]

2 FREAKING HOURS DAMN WHAT?!?!?!?

[@MiaMorales-ge7df]

HOW DARE KZbin HIDE THIS FROM ME FOR 2 MONTHS THIS IS A MASTERPIECE

[@Strzxns]

Man its 1:02 am right now and this is just the perfect midnight snack. Chef kiss

[@RAR3LYG1RL]

I WAS LIKE "how long is this, uh-TWO HOURS!?!?!?"

[@Alexander_Hamiltonnn]

Im probably going to write an essay about how good this video is (im still mad youtube his this from me for a WHOLE HOUR. It says 3 hours ago it came out but i watched the full 2 hours sooo)

[@sigmafrombungoustraydogs]

2 HOURS? HOLY FUCK, ARE YOU OKAY?? 😭😭 THATS LIKE A WHOLE MOVIE….

[@noorshabaik5221]

Just finished and can honestly say I’m shook 2hrs of pure gold 🔥

[@aellaes]

finished this at 11:30pm ! thank you for your work, creatorr. You deserve a great rest after this. The characters’ reactions were so canon, and the whole 2 hour video was intriguing!! Kudoss

[@Heh...angstyfreaky]

Going to pull an all nighter with this one chat🔥🔥🔥

[@Silky_Way2]

BRO I AM EATING THIS UP HRRHJEJEJDB 2 HOURS!? I AM BOUNCING OUT OF PURE JOY

[@wolfiegirl1436]

2 HRS!? HAVE I DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN!?!? THANK YOU SO MUCH!!

[@K-hvix]

there are no comparisons, the best reaction video I have ever seen

[@Catdemonnwn]

FINALLY I CAN REST IN PEACE, THANK U SM FIR THIS WHOLE GYATT ALPHA MOVIE 😍🙏

[@fr3nzy445]

Im eating good tonightttt 😋😋

[@nishi-5544]

THIS IS A MASTERPIECE LIKE 2HRS, WITH COHERENT AND FUNNY CONVERSATION, GOOD DESIGN AND GOOD VIDEOS, 1000/10 I REALLY LIKE IT! I subscribed already 😭🩷🩷🩷

[@Hanomithe1st]

Oh my goodness 2 hours ⁉️ DO U SLEEP???

[@Starxx-s]

Nope

[@boknyangz]

this is crazy good, i love this sm omg, top 10 bsd reactions EVER !!!

[@Dear.pandalove]

the dedication to make this 2 hours is crazy yet cool!!!

[@cherryvilla_]

JAW DROPPED. HOW THE FUCK DOES ONE ACHIEVE MAKING THIS LONG OF A VIDEO? 😭😭

[@lilicavazosrodriguez3139]

NOT THE POWDERED DONUTS AT 59:46 😭😭😭

[@ero-rilly]

THIS REACTION IS A DREAM COME TRUE, OMG!!!!

[@Vivianneeee._.]

JAW DROPPED WHEN I LOOKED DOWN BROOO 2 HOURS?! IM ON THE VERGE OF STARVATION AND THIS IS FEEDING ME AFBRHFGAEKFGAEKFGV

[@Kaari_the_silly]

A WHOLE FILM OF BSD??? NEW SUBSCRIBER!!!

[@Strez_Life]

I literally Watched this vid knowing i would see glimpses of chuuya since dazai was there- 😭 And i was right, i was squealing so loudly whenever i saw him!!!♥️♥️♥️✨ ahhh! my heart was so happy to see chuuya 💞🥀

[@victoriarivas378]

Best reaction video I’ve seen in a long time thanks for making this 😁🫶

[@4pplesaredeliciousqu7gw]

I love Yosano, Ranpo and Dazai sm they make such a fine and cool trio, especially when they have kinda similar backstories

[@souuheki]

2 HOURS??? AM I IN HEAVEN!?!

[@N3ha_k]

2:06:13 this is giving "Nah,ide win" vibes,and we all know how that ended-💀

[@Skk_life]

I was just like, "I'mma check the time rq... 17 minutes in okay... *looks at the time length* HOLY SHIT! 2 HOURS?!"

[@Alexander_Hamiltonnn]

YOU MADE A 2 HOUR MASTERPIECE AND ONLY HAVE 5K SUBS? THE ALGORITHM IS NOT COOKING.