My sister-in-law is deathly allergic to cigarette smoke to the point that she will start coughing up blood the moment she smells it. While this is not nearly as much a death sentence as it was thirty years ago where indoor smoking was everywhere, this allergy is also triggered by vaping and I think weed, which basically means she can't come to where I live because she'd just die like she had entered Blighttown.
@TacticalReaper5611 ай бұрын
They both look and sound sleep deprived. What a lovely couple.
@DStar131311 ай бұрын
A newborn will do that.
@helios56611 ай бұрын
There do be a whole bitch who can't even shit his pants like an adult and clean it up on his own.
@WaterDog150211 ай бұрын
During this streams/videos Pat should wear a white tank top to add to the illusion
@Dragon423411 ай бұрын
Illusion?
@kyaksachan50211 ай бұрын
They're called wife beaters as an another name for tank tops, especially the white color variant @@Dragon4234
@kakoytazabar11 ай бұрын
Illusion of what?
@ManiacYKT11 ай бұрын
@@kakoytazabar of beating his wife (at video games).
@FemmeAndroid11 ай бұрын
Brought our second boy home from the hospital yesterday. He’s got a bit of day/night confusion. Watching you guys play Vampire Survivor has helped me get through the night with him while my wife slept. ❤ My wife and I love Vampire Survivor. I bought it when I got a steam deck and let her play. A week later, she too had a Steam Deck for portable Vampire Surviving.
@Billybiscuits1311 ай бұрын
Why get a $300 console for a $3 game when it's free and playable on most phones?
@panama113111 ай бұрын
Something about Pat's tone when he's teaching Paige to Survive Vampires makes me giggle, like there's just the faint undertones of a drug addict excited to introduce his friend to this hot new drug called "heroin".
@Reust011 ай бұрын
The baby is calm now but before you know it he’ll be screaming about the gameboy and how bad he thinks it was
@maceblasy647111 ай бұрын
And he'll be right
@RazSofer-xh3qs11 ай бұрын
Me seeing title saying “Pat beats his wife”: 😦 Me reading the rest of the title: 😮💨
@DarkPlague2011 ай бұрын
thats the only part i could see on my phone notification, so i showed it to my brother standing next to me
@heykak11 ай бұрын
"but pat, we cant have a podcast, what would we talk about"
@RhysClark9711 ай бұрын
Pat be like: "I never dance in front of anyone, not ever" Also Pat: 3:40:16
@asskicker400011 ай бұрын
Will this be the one games happen in!?! It is and 3 games!!!
@RedEarth20XDX11 ай бұрын
I watch streams and vods for the vibe so more talky streams are my favorite.
@IcyDragonPolaris11 ай бұрын
Pat: *is one of the most successful Twitch streamers of all time* The Test: "Why do you refuse to gain power?"
@wumbojet11 ай бұрын
The scale of streamer success is really funny, pat is by no means gigantic, but in a pure statistic sense he is absurdly gigantic compared to the average streamer
@SeanCrosser10 ай бұрын
Pat's too busy woohoo wahoo pizza and The Test doesn't like it.
@mackenziedesire751511 ай бұрын
Is there any terror as great as realizing you are even more similar to Pat than you already though just from listening to the podcast etc. for years?
@FishSkeleton-11 ай бұрын
If Paige is up for it, man, that duo vampire survivors was awesome. The Test seems cool too, don't get me wrong, but I was a big fan of the the co-op slot machine fun times on VS.
@LieseFury11 ай бұрын
is zangief watching the baby?
@travsvertkirktNull11 ай бұрын
Pat has never been wrongerer explaining a game. Wild
@HisNameWasCrazy11 ай бұрын
Those shitty Test games? Seemed pretty spot on to me.
@travsvertkirktNull11 ай бұрын
@@HisNameWasCrazy nah, Vampire Survivors
@LieseFury11 ай бұрын
but he's super right he was wrong when he called the dmc style meter "efficiency".
@Cheese_Meister10 ай бұрын
Pat is right, growing up in school people used to say “that’s gay” to everything that was considered not cool. Then things changed. I’ve never heard of “camp” my entire life up until this point.
@TheMrrccava11 ай бұрын
They look exhausted, im glad they are attending the Mini Pat. Good on yall, you look tired and very fitting new papas and mamas.
@castform579 ай бұрын
I wonder if Paige was also decent with Holocure, even without the ocean of fan lore knowledge it sometimes requires. It feels a bit faster pace until it becomes a touhou game at the harder stages.
@oceanviolets130611 ай бұрын
I am a woman and I love fat guys in grey sweatpants
@TheMrrccava11 ай бұрын
Bruh I don't believe you exist.
@kakoytazabar11 ай бұрын
Test games feel like a scam, because they say so little and what little they say is kind of... generic? Like, most of the test results are generic, but this is just too little. After the first one I bought the bundle of the games and finished all three of them and each of them is worse than the first one. They also tell you that you should check their other games and so on and so forth and that there is another game, where you can input your personal words and get a result and... I somehow doubt that it won't be just some cringy stuff and/or something that does anything unique or unusual. After the third one it says "this is not about the answers, but the questions". Like, OKAY? Didn't you say that it's all going to reveal some unusual spooky truths about me? Then where are the answers? Just waiting on the refund of the bundle and definitely won't try other ones. The second game said that I shouldn't waste my time on something that isn't worth it, guess I will follow their own advice.
@GrayD_Fox11 ай бұрын
I’m surprised your twitch wasn’t banned right away for that title
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat11 ай бұрын
1:59:17 I do my best never to make promises, as reality could make me a liar through circumstance
@kairiwillow11 ай бұрын
I love my parents
@jeremyr496411 ай бұрын
I love Pat but I don't know how ANYONE handles over an hour of pre-stream every night. Even the nights of "let's get right into it" the pre-stream still lasts 20 minutes. So glad this is distilled on youtube with tracking.
@SeanCrosser10 ай бұрын
Oh I'm here more for the guys, than I am on the game.
@tackjens11 ай бұрын
the water sucks xD
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat11 ай бұрын
2:52:17 the rare moment of chat not spamming crap for almost 30 seconds
@KaneZenon11 ай бұрын
Bro just make one post with several timestamp comments. It's much easier.
@Frellyouall11 ай бұрын
Ironic since you're spamming the comment section.
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat11 ай бұрын
2:49:51 nah, as even gingee knows if you “suck out” the poison you’ll just make the wound worse and probably get yourself sick aswell
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat11 ай бұрын
2:59 your dad is 91? My goddamn grandfather is 92, he must’ve been saving it up
@logandh211 ай бұрын
Also what a fucking gross comment, are you 12?
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat11 ай бұрын
2:53:36 kreia already imparted the answer to this
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat11 ай бұрын
3:12:44 oh man I actively consider myself a subpar person and still help strangers (as long as it doesnt involve money)
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat11 ай бұрын
1:42:13 Pat those people made you look like the one in the wrong and then likely hung out with that person after. It sounds like you got played, unfortunately and unnessisarily
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat11 ай бұрын
2:55:32 ask them to keep their kinky sex to themselves and try to sleep again
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat11 ай бұрын
Very thrown off by that weird ending
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat11 ай бұрын
1:34:20 chat failing for about 5 seconds there
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat11 ай бұрын
1:39:54 Pat you should’ve just told your friends to grow a pair and speak for themselves and said nothing more on the matter.
@miguelnewmexico864111 ай бұрын
jesus fucking christ, you are 75% of the comments. i can't tell you what to do, you don't need my permission but holy shit you don't need to comment every single thought that enters your head.
@logandh211 ай бұрын
Seriously as someone else said just make all this one comment. You’re not watching the stream, they aren’t seeing all this live; in fact I doubt they’re seeing this at all since this is Pat’s archive channel and I highly doubt he scrolls through the comments here.
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat11 ай бұрын
2:25:31 this is really annoying as an answer given pats replies were the realest shit Like incredibly annoying holy shit 2:47:30 man chat is really struggling today
@cerberuskid11 ай бұрын
Wow Paige really can't handle much can she? Why did she just shut down as soon as Vampire Survivors started? It's one of the simplest games imaginable.
@PeachSaliva11 ай бұрын
What are you talking about? I loved the game so much that’s what we played this week and during our spare time lol