Pat Stares At Resident Evil 5! (Part 1)

Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at www.twitch.tv/patstaresat

[@homersimpson90210]

It's so cute seeing Pat playing Resident Evil 5 co-op with his sister.

[@petchpm]

@Douglas Carmelo fuck off

[@N00BSYBORG]

Paige's innate ability to murder women with catlike speed and efficiency is going to be a big problem during that one boss.

[@mongooseunleashed]

Wait, what boss?

[@realpatriot1769]

@@mongooseunleashed the one where you have to not murder a woman

[@mongooseunleashed]

@@realpatriot1769 I totally read that comment wrong.

[@mongooseunleashed]

@St. Haborym Dude, that was two YEARS ago. Get a life.

[@thelaughingrouge]

"Shoot dog. SHOOT DOG! *SHOOT DOG!* " "Shoot dog" is officially Pat & Paige's "Drop your shield."

[@justasandwichiguess9364]

@John Library I know what you mean

[@killtheking3683]

Yeah also "That door. That door THAT DOOR!"

[@satorukuroshiro]

Literally anything that has to be said more than twice post-SBFP is the new Drop Your Shield.

[@thelaughingrouge]

I forgot the "Above you. ABOVE YOU! *ABOVE YOU PAIGE!* "

[@LaBarata12]

Press the right trigger. Press the right trigger. PRESS THE RIGHT TRIGGER. PRESS THE RIGHT TRIGGER. **PRESS. THE RIGHT. TRIGGER.**

[@deeta000]

I’m really happy that Paige is playing too. Sheva will now be able to deny Gun Hoarder Pat and his mysterious gun hoarding ways.

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

It's kind of awesome because she counters out the fact that Pat would pretty much breeze through this game on his own. With Paige involved, things get a lot more... interesting, to say the least.

[@SivTheScribe]

That's actually why I stopped watching the previous RE5 LP, because Mat constantly got the short end of the upgrade stick every damn time. So here's to hoping this one's a little better.

[@cytorakdemon]

God, Pat forgot he played this on SBFP, which means we once again have to deal with him being wrong and thinking Wesker teleports.

[@evilonlineturner20]

Eric Coldfire shit I forgot they did it back in the old days

[@Mr.2Dirty]

Eric Coldfire well this time, he’s playing it live on twitch, so the chat will immediately correct him.

[@KARASUadw]

Aw shit. Here we go again.

[@tonydragon784]

@@evilonlineturner20 The old days of a year ago :c

[@huitzil2389]

Pat didn't say "The developers say that Wesker is teleporting," which would be incorrect. Pay says "Wesker actually is teleporting," which is correct. The things Wesker does are not how you depict super speed and are how you depict teleporting.

[@ghostfear2011]

Every time Paige uses a bullet to open a box, Pat dies a little inside.

[@Draliseth]

That's why I use the piercing pistol.

[@DevonPalmer98]

My dumbass thought “hey didn’t they already play this” only to remember that this is a different channel.

[@ArosNacht]

I miss SBFP so much

[@DevonPalmer98]

It’s my phantom pain. I still get excited at 3pm and 9pm for something that will never come.

[@thelaughingrouge]

The guys are a lot happier now doing their own things. Woolie and Pat have been doing way better and Matt and Liam are off doing their own weird stuff so I think it worked out for the best.

[@VDuro1]

Those were better times friend. Better times indeed. Still glad this asshole occasionally finishes some lp's tho.

[@DevonPalmer98]

thelaughingrouge No doubt, I’m glad that they’re all living their best life. We also got more Paige so it evened out

[@danherondraws]

1:09:02 "She also has a Red Riding Hood outfit!" "Really? That's cute!" Hee, hee. Pat really needs to show all the outfits to Paige :3

[@Gunzerkingidiot]

Isn't that a mod outfit?

[@Darkro677]

@@Gunzerkingidiot No, but it was added either with the DLCs or the Gold Edition.

[@danherondraws]

@@Gunzerkingidiot nope, it was part of the set where Chris got his Mad Max outfit too iirc

[@albertzinger7132]

Also business Sheva.

[@mongooseunleashed]

They just make Sheva stupid hot.

[@haldosprime3896]

Pat trying to be reassuring, while also coaching and yelling at Paige as she freaks out is great chemistry. You can feel every emotion going through his head at once.

[@blackdragoncyrus]

"Press this button if you don't know where I am." ... "Where are you?" "Where are you?" "Where are you?" "Where are you?"

[@imjustsomeguy72]

And also in the videeeoh game?

[@Dream-Cancel]

Gaming starts at 59:00

[@josh-oo]

Good comment.

[@stevsux4442]

Thanks. Gimme an egg.

[@patanu]

I honestly love it takes an hour to just play the video game.

[@lukegonzalez4893]

Jesus Christ. I refuse to watch these twitch streams specifically because of this reason. Goddamn. A full fucking hour. It was like an hour and ten minutes for RE4 as well.

[@bigpenny8223]

Luke Gonzalez get over yourself

[@samuelggful]

Oh yeah jill's dead! like really dead, didn't you see the grave paige? that's a completely dead jill over there

[@GreedAndSelfishness]

Who actually thought Jill was dead?

[@piroshi3rd]

I'm still making a bet that RE5/RE6 Chris reappearing in Resident Evil Village after looking completely different in RE7 means that there's two Chrises and one of them is secretly evil. Like I really would not put that past some of the incredibly dumb shit that happens in RE normally.

[@theevilgood]

I love that Pat STARTS the stream by being wrong about the order. RERev2 takes place between 5 and 6

[@ChrisHominski]

Crazy Talk strikes again

[@SaintMaxxi]

Pat: "I got this." * dies *

[@Sitruk86]

1:24:45 Pat is so used to the one being bad at videogames that he yells at himself

[@RedEarth20XDX]

2:39:23 "you're leaving?" I imagine Paige keeps Pat around because he doesnt look like anyone else, helps her not to get lost in public.

[@riastradh]

2:21:05 “close enough to kiss, I surely won’t miss”

[@danherondraws]

Paige shows up in the couch. Hmm, this is going to be good!

[@Draliseth]

If Pat tries to do this carrying more guns than he has ammo slots for imma stroke out.

[@danherondraws]

1:53:49 Paige's uncomfortable levels are beyond the charts!

[@V3RTIGO222]

When they play games its actually cute how well they get along XD

[@SuperfluousMoniker]

Oh my god Paige did you watch Aliens? Short controlled bursts! I just saw her use an entire mag of [this game's TMP] ammo on two zombies and not even kill either of them! (But this is exactly what I tune in for so....)

[@KiraMustDie26]

Paige playing as Sheva continues the trend of blackwashing redheads.

[@OMGWTFROFLCOPTERBBQ]

In before separate death counter *just* for QTEs.

[@demilung]

As a person not from a first-world country, I can confirm that RE5 being "uncomfortable" definitely has to do with your upbringing. My post-soviet ass doesn't feel much differently about shooting warpainted tribesmen in Africa than about shooting mace-wielding inquisitors in Spain.

[@ChronoTriggerHappy]

someone needs to make a game called "I am Pat" where you control Pat's floppy body without being able to walk or use arms

[@baroquechevalier8516]

You use the gaming chair

[@cthulhuhoops]

elmo screaming until they gave him room on the couch so he can nap and be on stream too was the cutest thing.

[@fishbiter9409]

3:33:31 I love how Paige just runs past old tentacle head like he's not even there, doesn't even get grazed, meanwhile Pat is caught in a blender.

[@arbeeloboto6916]

I think Pat mixed up who has the hard mashing, I don't remember Chris' boulder punching being as hard as Sheva pulling herself up, I think that's the hardest mash in the game

[@Dabajaws]

My friend isn't good at mashing and we kept failing because of sheva's button prompt

[@blackdragoncyrus]

During the first big fight sequence, you can just climb the ladders to the roof of the building you start out at and be pretty much completely safe, with only one place the enemies can come from.

[@fallouthirteen]

2 places but still can be completely shut down by both players just knifing. They'll climb ladder and they'll try to climb over the billboard/sign thing. Executioner can't do either thing and knife is enough to stagger enemies off of either climbing spot.

[@blackdragoncyrus]

@@fallouthirteen You're totally right, I forgot about the billboard climbing route, lmao.

[@SauceBoss69]

The most entertaining thing I’ve seen all year.

[@SivTheScribe]

You gonna steal all the upgrades from Sheva again, Pat?

[@kovulion7777]

one thing i love is that re6 would be next soon!

[@kurukblackflame]

'Remember your punchy kickies' 'I know' (fails to use kicks/punches) XD

[@mistergrim01]

Been waiting for this to drop. On mobile data and it won't run twitch. Btw gameplay is around 1:00:00

[@HammeredApple]

Ah yeah, time to go punch some rocks.

[@TheDapperDragon]

Welp, I now owe Pat 10 dollors. Next time he streams I'll pay up.

[@spkenn4108]

Love the new border idea. Either way both the border and fullscreen ones look great. Love even more that the Co-op idea wasnt trashed!

[@awkwardGardener]

Finally, my favorite Resident Evil game

[@avatarkc]

Strong start to the stream with some charming Pat and Paige banter.

[@jesselindsey9760]

2:20:26 "Where is the dog?" she asks, staring directly at the dog

[@Khotgor]

I can't believe that there is a Mutalisk in Resident Evil.

[@AAlemlyn]

Most adorable RE5 LP ever.

[@joshsleezetube]

It's amazing. I've seen this game cause the biggest fights for couples and yet these two spawns of Satan are more civil here than they've ever been before!!

[@mongooseunleashed]

This is so exciting!

[@KageMinowara]

I called it about a month ago. Interspecies Reviewers WILL BE the best anime of 2020.

[@xanaminx]

someone PLEASE animate Pat doing the puppet sub shit

[@danherondraws]

Ah, it was a great stream, I hope I can catch the next part live. Look at that baby showing up as soon as they finish the game part, he knows the right time to crash the stream And wow, just look at all the people joining, I was wondering what happened that there was still so much time left in the video after the boss fight

[@LordMetalSavage]

Pat and Paige playing together, cool! ^_^ Love their dynamic when playing games

[@mmagill88]

Oh this will be a treat.

[@DirtyFishy]

Uncle Moe, here whilst you eat.

[@piroshi3rd]

Please for the love of God be playing co-op-- YESSSSS

[@SinHurr]

27:00 SEEEECREEEEEEEEEEETS

[@theqreem8587]

Hey, thanks for showing me something new with this game, you two I never knew there was a unique death cutscene if you fail that survival section. Because, you know, I never died Thank you for showing me new things through your failures. Keep on keepin on.

[@Ialliac]

Game doesn't start at 0:00, 1:28:51, 2:30:17 and 4:01:24

[@matthewm3669]

Video starts at 0:00 Video ends at 4:42:32

[@satorukuroshiro]

The navel is the anti-breast! - Pat 2020

[@Chris_Tootoo]

I like the new fancy layout

[@maximillionpegasus5160]

2:01:58 - never noticed this before, but although in-game you need both characters to kick down the door, in the following cutscene it is just Chris kicking down the door.

[@umamisoy]

It's finally here, I couldn't watch the stream!

[@zombine64]

Ohhh this is gonna be a riot!

[@RhysClark97]

2:23:26 CRAZY TALK: ACTIVATE!

[@Smoofyful]

I'm pretty sure Relevalations 2 is before 6. Claire mansions it at the end. Ada looks twenty because she's asian. I know asians in their early thirties who look in their late teens. Paige looks surprised by the infection scene. Has she never scene biogoo before? Or a black man doing bat salts?

[@mongooseunleashed]

Shoot, I've seen 50 year olds look 20.

[@mongooseunleashed]

@Boring Name That's one example. For sure.

[@Smoofyful]

@@mongooseunleashed Well preserved.

[@jesselindsey9760]

3:04:38 I like how Paige nearly died because of shinies.

[@TheKrawtch]

I love that Paige reacts to all the early-on evil virus infectiony Ouroboros bullshit the way that my 66 year old mother would

[@mistergrim01]

Paige is the newest recruit of the the Bork Stoppers

[@Suitswonderland]

When resident evil 5 came out I was super excited too play with my cousin, finally a resident evil we could play co op, then the aspect ratio thing killed it for me, we played so many co op games on PlayStation and nintendo 64 so we were super fine with losing the aspect ratio. I honestly would of preferred if they atleast gave you the option.

[@dralakba-dusk31]

the sad thing is Resident Evil 5(Tested on Ps3) has the option. I remember first playing coop on a old Tv because i didn't have a HD tv and Re5 played with the old split screen, so it is possible to change

[@yakumoyomi5765]

1:45:47 - In which Elmo grows tired of their negligence and disrespect

[@huismands]

Paige is a significantly more competent partner than Matt ever was. It's kind if embarrassing actually... She also has better reading skills than Matt, Pat and Woolie combined.

[@Yal_Rathol]

i believe she is a voice actress and a writer, so she damn well better have higher reading skills than any of the nerd brigade.

[@gaminggoddess85]

I don't know if you'll still be saying that by part 3...

[@happyjam92]

Gameplay starts at 1:00:26

[@wolfen9113]

Coming back to this, gotta say that pat is a better man than me. I love paige but the constant oh crap and oh God and the rest just drives my anxiety through the roof.

[@ladymaskmaker6667]

Idk why but this video shows less than 2 hours in length in the RE playlist.

[@GreedAndSelfishness]

2:54:51 Am I the only one who thought someone yelled "Niggeer!"

[@jasonmallard5325]

I think I know the building Pat lives in. I stayed in an airbnb in Mtl. that had the exact same walls a few years ago

[@Shawn_Boyce]

That weird shows hour and half but jumps up to 4 hours and half?

[@kovulion7777]

1:28:00 So Pat Died first, Pat is the one that needs carrying confirmed

[@JustSomebody5]

I dismissed these videos when I first saw them pop up, but then I thought maybe, AND LOW AND BEHOLD, they are playing Co-op. Honestly, I LOVED this game back when, the Co-op might've been a forced feature through development, but I very much enjoyed playing online and showing off some tricks on how to get through some levels.

[@joeysingingchannel]

1:53:12 fantastic self-own by Peach.

[@zayadontdwell]

Paige running past the Impale command, aaaaa

[@RhysClark97]

18:20 VALENTINES DAY :D

[@Jehriko]

oh lord

[@chaing-kai-shek2862]

Despite its flaws I do enjoy Resident Evil 5's gameplay the most.

[@MC-sx6ix]

Salt of the earth, Paige. Salt. Of. The. Earth.

[@Nasiruify]

Ahhhh yess my home country..the great country of...Africa

[@ChronoTriggerHappy]

ada took all the youth research from Wesker and used it to be forever sexy....also she's asian, and we all know asians either dont get old or hit that magic moment where they get old as fuck

[@codycurry52]

You use door to go outside, how could you possibly find door if you're already outside?! Explain that one, spherist!?

[@codycurry52]

Jesus they're gonna be signing divorce papers by the end of this.

[@user-ue8il6jx3b]

Paige better get the cattle prod

[@gaminggoddess85]

Re: uncomfortableness, I think I said this in the old channel LP too but a crazy tentacle zombie man is a crazy tentacle zombie man and that's something I'm never going to feel bad about shooting no matter their skin color when they're trying eat my face off. That's just how it is.

[@thelaughingrouge]

People (and by people I mean tentacle monstrosities)are trying to kill you what does it matter what their skin color is? And yes I do believe you did say that. I tend to remember I rarely forget a Majima.

[@gaminggoddess85]

@@thelaughingrouge Yeah I've used nothing but Majima avatars for like 5 years lol. Thanks to Pat & Matt's Yakuza 4 LP introducing me to that wonderful and stupid series.

[@trevingrayek8292]

I mean even Zero Punctuation admitted it was uncomfortable, mostly when you get to the “tribal” stage. And Capcom isn’t really known for being sensitive/realistic in their depictions of other cultures. It definitely warrants the scrutiny in parts now that I’m looking at it as an adult.

[@gaminggoddess85]

@@trevingrayek8292 But even so people don't seem to realize there are still grass skirt-wearing, body paint-flaunting, spear-using tribes in Africa today. And even if these guys dress modernly normally I think dressing up like one's ancestors for ceremonies or festivals is done in plenty of other countries.

[@trevingrayek8292]

@@gaminggoddess85 Problem is they literally attempt to justify it by saying Uroboros is compelling them to dress in ancestral garb. It has nothing to do with trying to accurately portray other cultures, which, again fits with their tract record of doing that. It’s tactless at best.

[@tapewormrage]

I hope one day the RE5 piss filter gets removed.

[@franzhopper7631]

There's a mod that does that but then people immediately complained that it made it look generic.

[@albertzinger7132]

I like it actually.

[@satorukuroshiro]

Eh... can't be that much worse than two of the filters in the RE4 HD re-release.

[@mongooseunleashed]

Piss filter looks great. It's so satisfying to punch Wesker in it.

[@TheMilhouseExperience]

I thought it made the game look sun-bleached. Considering it’s set in Africa, I thought it was appropriate.

[@TransMiqote]

...milk the baguette? Paige? ..wut?

[@Suitswonderland]

Ada looks young because of T virus obviously, brings dead cells back too life. such good cosmetics, the true story of resident evil.

[@gaminggoddess85]

It'd be a less creepy explanation than 40 year old Aya Brea's sentient biomagical mitochondria keeping her looking like the prime breeding age of 20 so she can more easily find a mate and pass them on. The Selfish Gene indeed.

[@TheRealPhenomS]

game starts at 58:44

[@satorukuroshiro]

I love the asymetric split screen in this game, unfortunately it isn't as good as the one in COD:WaW which had main menu art in the blank zones.

[@GreedAndSelfishness]

I'm also like Pat. I dont know anything about cars. And I really dont care. They are just transportation. Vehicles. I dont give a shit how much gas it burns or how much horsepower. Dude, if it can take me from point A to point B, thats great.

[@CaptainTitforce]

I get where you coming from but then again I think if you drive your own car then it would be beneficial to know basics of the car in case you run into a problem that could be easily fixed on your own without having to wait for and pay for a fix.

[@GreedAndSelfishness]

@@CaptainTitforce Sure, but I dont drive. Also, yeah basics. But most guys have this big fetish towards cars. Unbelievable boner. It is kind of weird though that I have much more knowledge of guns and have even used them few times(and no I'm not american). I would say that cars are more useful information than those.

[@Yal_Rathol]

@@GreedAndSelfishness i'm in the same boat, my father was planning on eventually giving me the classic car he's been repairing (or claiming he's repairing when he hasn't touched it in 5 years) since i was a baby, then changed his mind when he realized that i do not drive, have no interest in driving and have never once wanted to talk about cars. apparently the plan is to now give it to one of my sisters, since she is the only one in my entire family who has expressed an ounce of interest in cars. i guess that happens when the rest of us consist of three gamers and a goth.

[@vinfeugolol7401]

40:30 whoops… 🙈

[@Solqueen86]

Fun fact RE, Phoenix Wright and DMC are all in the same universe word of God So...

[@FurnaxIkki]

If you go by Namco x Capcom and Project X Zone, it's not JUST Resident Evil, Phoenix Wright, and DMC in the same universe.

[@ToastyMozart]

Pat and Paige clear out the ghetto - 2020 - half colorized.

[@QMMarc]

How does Pat Freudian slip with calling Paige by his own name, not even that hack could explain this.

[@SivTheScribe]

2:38:25 another treasure almost got lost to the LP Tax.

[@XypherFTW]

Are Peepee and Elmo two different cats or is one just a nickname?