Patrice O'Neal - Charlie Sheen Roast

[@lakerdude42]

As always , thank you for your service Zarchivo

[@crowdseyeview]

"Parrice is a time traveling vessel" the most prophetic thing Norton ever said

[@jmc5341]

He said that about Patrice as well

[@arialvarez3007]

That was spot on 😂

[@reecematt8371]

And the show carried on his legacy if I never found this show I would have never known the comedic genius of Mr oneal

[@nicholasolsen3360]

Patrice O’ Neal is such a hero to me in so many ways. His philosophies, his ideals, his honesty, the way he was basically set up for failure on that Charlie Sheen Roast, I remember watching that live in college! All us real comedy fans know, but he never got the due he deserved. He might have if he coulda been here longer. I wish I could hear his perspective today on the world so badly… Imagine seeing Patrice O’ Neal on JRE today. Patrice, man, we really miss you.

[@Respect2theFallen]

Man every podcast would be tryna have him as a guest even wack ones and he most likely wouldn't go on them. He said he loved Joe Rogan so no doubt he'd go on there. That would be awesome

[@countof3everybodyOD]

His emotional and spiritual intelligence is really something else

[@robertfalcone3025]

Im watching this April 2024 & its CRAZY how they could be talking about CURRENT EVENTS! Patrice talking about how EZPass was part of the SURVEILLANCE STATE was WAY ahead of his time!

[@augustushaynes1311]

Yep. 1000%

[@Opie-hughes]

It's hard to hear old tech talk though. MySpace and old phones. Then there's all the predictions I've made that never came true

[@AyeSayGang]

Jimmy was spot on at 14:25 “If you really bother Mike Tyson, he will punch you” 🤣

[@AV-pp6nv]

Still relevant today!

[@AyeSayGang]

@@AV-pp6nv yup crazy coincidence that zarchivo uploaded this right after Mike’s incident on the plane lol

[@se6836]

All this shit they talk about government, data, email, privacy are all relevant

[@AdamThoba2]

hah. that's like saying " All the women on the View, - talk at once, and sound like clucking hens"

[@JDC52]

Anytime they go into a deep subject, jimmy talks with such authority and confidence, then I think of his explanation for gravity, and I think oh yeah outside of comedy jimmy is an idiot. 😂

[@nemanjamilosevic1370]

i love the passion these guys had,you can't hear this on podcasts today.

[@kf9926]

If you think about it all conversations used to be like this, everyone giving 100%

[@nemanjamilosevic1370]

@@kf9926 yeah,they are not just talking nonsence and making NOICES for no reason

[@bobbybigfellow8516]

Damn I'm just listening like normal and I just noticed this is 2 days old. New uploads? Thank you! RIP Patrice the great

[@nimo517]

W.O.W. 00:49:50 Patrice talking about Crackers in the Hills. Beautiful even 8+ years later!

[@mgav459]

I can't believe he was able to see this far ahead

[@angelo4739]

Man it was a great take

[@nimo517]

@@mgav459 it’s unreal how easily he put it over 10 years ago, but no one can sum it up like that today…. …We can all quote Patrice and “understand/like” his perspective, but most of us don’t have the ability to continue the debate like he was able to do. I’ll listen to 10 hours of straight Patrice and be completely 100% understanding of the Women Soldierin’ Theory. Then it comes out to my gf as “hey I want to F other women and you have to be okay with it since it’s evolution. Oh and give me the house key back until you earn it.” Hahaha just doesn’t work…

[@vincenegra2612]

@@nimo517 Patrice would call you a "nigga" and would put the blame on you, as the Man~

[@Indygenous]

@@nimo517 you have to be righteous with it.

[@andydufresne1602]

59:43 I love how fast Jim morphed into the Ted character after the caller mentioned a TED talk 😂 he just ran with the whole consortium thing and it fit perfectly. That was laughter I needed

[@Lemmy1899]

This episode would be great to listen to in about 100 years

[@shaunandrews6313]

The joy in Anthony’s voice when he learns secret black stuff is hilarious

[@mightymoeish]

LOLL you know he's like, "imma use this later."

[@seethemore6360]

“I don’t like how he sneakily learns about black people so he can insult you with it later.” -Patrice to Colin Quinn

[@propaganja7264]

​@@seethemore6360swear i feel thats any people who damn near interrogate ppl about their culture without going into their own

[@coachbilly6058]

Thank you. RIP Patrice

[@Drewbynonya]

Patrice was maybe the most underrated comedian that I've ever heard. Such incredible insight and foresight that in 2022 it borders on prophetic.

[@Ghost_Freya]

God sends his angels down every now and then to show us thenlight. Sad he was taken from us so soon.

[@ballsdeep2520]

I'm soo glad he did the roasts. That's probably how I found out about him and he's the reason I even heard of this show

[@kn8805]

​@@Ghost_Freya😊😊⁹the ⁷are ⁷a

[@GorbyP]

​@MacMittens-Shorts this is the gayest comment I have ever seen on any KZbin video ever

[@ednakrabapoly]

​LMAO @@GorbyP

[@wesleypeel4756]

It's sad that two months later Patrice would pass away.

[@bababooeydude]

Legend

[@anthonyadams6442]

Opie is secretly a workaholic 😂😂

[@oWR3CKL3Zzo]

Dont think its a secret 😂

[@CntrlShift52]

He is hopelessly addicted to workohol.

[@mumbullz3480]

Kaku innocently promoting his book as 6th on the NY best seller list and Jim squeezing in that his book ''happy endings'' is 4th somehow made me a little depressed

[@DeFyPhYsiiCs]

Even tho I’ve heard this ep, the fact that it’s uploaded a few days ago still makes it feel like it’s new to me lol rip Mr. P

[@atimewastersaccount5243]

50:03 proves that Patrice could really see how American politics was going.

[@palaciosfreddy9189]

Patrice comments on comedians like anthony jesselnick we're spot on. THAt phony, douchy , woke, i don't care about anything mentality drives me nuts. I bet you grab there phone and threaten to drop in water, there energy level rises 80% instantly.

[@ischray4089]

I just realized this dropped an hour ago.

[@shaunandrews6313]

Pick it up then

[@MrARhodes]

Same here.

[@arturoperez352]

The workaholics slander is awesome. Adam de whatever is a gringe monster

[@sdm1568]

Workaholics was pretty good the first few seasons, they all sound like old men getting mad that young people didn’t kiss their asses, and they all sound like hipsters trying to gate keep and deconstruct what’s funny and what’s not, they missed the mark on this one.

[@legendaryaustralianspearfi3651]

from 2:04:01 ish onwards it's duplicated audio.

[@stewpuddy4161]

I wish it had been the P&A show. The hilarious, but semi serious debates between Patrice and Anthony were amazing, and honestly probably could have done alot for race relations in this country. They could talk about serious stuff, but laugh at themselves and each other at the same time. It was actually incredible to listen to.

[@tomdaniel758]

Love seeing the prophetic comments because this stands up all too well in 2024.

[@countof3everybodyOD]

I wonder what Norton thinks the flash of light at conception is. Zinc? Lol

[@theeternalnow6506]

That shatner story is hilarious.

[@CptCudlScoops]

1:51:50 makes me laugh so hard. Jimmy is a hilarious little creep

[@michaelrodriguez-qv9sh]

Repeats at 2/hours and 8 mins

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

I wish the full roast was on here 😩 this us great though

[@jaypeezyfasheezy6907]

1:04:25 is gold lol

[@ryanw3902]

Playing what like Bruce Springsteen? Couldnt hear

[@jjdbzfan18]

Man they didn’t realize how right they were. It would be awesome to have these guys together in 2024.

[@wolf7el356]

Patrice was just too uncomfortable with the phoniness of Hollywood. He didn't know how to just relax & not be so overly defensive. He was very paranoid of fame & he would self sabotage quite a bit. He was a phenomenal talent & one of the greatest comics of all-time, but he just wasn't made for the Hollywood hamster-wheel.

[@mightymoeish]

He's an interesting one. As much as he is perceptive of some things, his take on the roast was weird. How it was a lot of mean stuff, like being a child molester or eight abortions. The roasts are always like that, and a lot of shitty comics only try to be the edgiest in the room.

[@claymationwaves]

in the back he would hem somebody up.. hahahaaaa

[@dustinlawson2429]

Opie: "I'm surprised more of you don't kill yourselves"... we're all thinking the same about you

[@shawnboyce1663]

I feel like lefty as well. Patrice was the shit & a fuckin legend

[@m3m3lina47]

Patrice was a gift to mankind. Good to see that his word, his legacy still goes strong in 2023. Rest in Power Patreeky!

[@21kburd]

I truly feel like his existence was more of a curse because with even more life and career experience, I feel that he could've, single-handedly, saved and improved the comedy world. Similar to Cobain and Biggie to musicians, and Ledger to actors. He was the most honest, and funny man we shared the planet with and it will always hurt to never hear a new opinion from Patrice O'neal.

[@doitforthelutz]

2024 here. Patrice and Norton were 99.9% right about the future.

[@ghostfifth]

48:00 patrice lays out what's happening these days.

[@Derek_Keenan]

Opie: "Wait, I never heard of this. The Workaholics. What is it? I don't even know what this is." 18:36 *5 mins later* Opie: "We got a guy sticking up for Workaholics, saying it's funny as hell. Fine if you like it. Whatever. That's fine, but I don't get it." 24:24 what? you literally just said you had no idea what it is, but now all of a sudden you have an opinion on something you've never seen, and you don't like it? not defending Workaholics or anything, Opie is just such a phony

[@evanjohnson3138]

Patrice like Tupac just dropped a new album from beyond the grave called “Suposibly”

[@mizrboy]

Eric the computer scientist sounds like bob dibuono

[@Damaraja]

A damn good one ☝️

[@egshane]

Fast forward to 04/2022….tyson has beat the shit out if someone on an airplane.

[@diggysoze2897]

Meh

[@PYRO949]

Fuckn hilarious about the diseases

[@Blackdiamondprod.]

49:00 Patrice is eating those words like a dinner for three today… or he would be if he didn’t eat dinner for three every day.

[@fookmiass3130]

About 100 years........

[@williampoole1742]

9:40 🤣🤣🤣Anthony lol

[@nimo517]

4 hours? That’s it?! I’m getting spoiled

[@AhmadAmr98]

It repeats itself around the 2nd hour

[@nimo517]

@@AhmadAmr98 where were you 4 weeks ago when I originally made the comment?! I was high and listened well into the 3rd hour without realizing. Haha I know the comment helps others who see this first, so I’m jk…

[@sleepyatlas9066]

1:00:26 guy couldn't take a hint 😂😂

[@Respect2theFallen]

The workaholics dudes were probably like that cuz they're Stoned out their minds. Those fools crack me up on their show but their whole burnout vibe in real life doesnt mesh with Patrice.

[@grabthefadote]

1:04:26 drive-by chipping

[@dtheman1219]

1:04:30 the callers Chip gets Jimmy lolol

[@JoeBoomerMusic]

@1:38:01- Norton Vs Dr. Mitu is pure bliss.

[@JoeBoomerMusic]

@1:41:00 his disdain for his neighbor Jim is the greatest thing ever recorded.

[@Dave_H]

At 1:50:51 Opie calling him Dr. Cacucu was actually really funny. A rare Opie laugh.

[@zaqqaz]

Is there an uncut version of the roast?

[@slimwilly3222]

Holy shit they called it

[@misterpopeofficial.]

Anyone else think patrice kinda looks like usher in this pic?

[@kerry378]

What's sad is that Shatner and his wife's focus on his poor health foretold his end shortly after this roast. The roast was funny but the entire roast was watered diwn- not his fault.

[@chichigotdayayo555]

29:38🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ace-v6r]

They killed him

[@deaddeaddeaddeaddead5667]

love Patrice but his take on the workaholics guys is not it lol they were probably nervous and trying their best to be funny at a weird ass event. not like they work red carpets for roasts all the time 😂 seemed like Patrice was just insecure

[@evanjohnson3138]

Rip… Rot in Peace, u hilarious schwoogie.

[@Ls-rv6tl]

Shut up loser

[@jaredlee4542]

Patrice is a legend. Not sure the exact date this aired but I think he passed away a couple months after the roast. Consistent killer all the way to the end. RIP

[@AdamThoba2]

patrice died? last time i checked hes 53 living in Layfeeetrre, LI

[@sleepyatlas9066]

1:04:22 chip bomb incoming

[@the0netheycallgod413]

2:27:10 caller 😂😂

[@garymericano]

Listening to these NASA fanboys embarrassing themselves too caught up believing in their science fiction....Patrice is the only one who even close to gets it.

[@naylik2562]

1:04:25 for Chippah callah

[@the0netheycallgod413]

2:22:34 ant doing ted 😂

[@ConservativeVanguard]

1:07:00 Breaking Point for USA

[@ct-gt2dt]

Jimmy is truly unrivaled in his stupidity and arrogance.

[@7ORD6ANTI]

Everyone defending the workaholic guys are embarrassment, even if they were high or drunk, its still unprofessional and disrespectful to their seniors and the event itself, the nonchalant attitude is an act and it gets old and obnoxious after a while patrice wasnt insecure, he got set up to fail

[@sasanr1]

RIP Patrice won't know Fcking CC now has concerned the rest of his materials too . None of his jokes on women are on KZbin anymore

[@7ORD6ANTI]

What? That's just not true?

[@sasanr1]

@@7ORD6ANTI i dont mean the full version , i watched a couple of clips from the roast even in 2 different languages on CC youtube i couldn't find any of that parts on any of them

[@sasanr1]

@@7ORD6ANTI and it wasn't even the full selection. It is only Patrice part with no jokes on women

[@sca8217]

Highly disingenious of Sam to completely pussyfoot around the Vince McMahon situation. He os the first one to break news about the wrestling world, cannot stop talking about the Royal Rumble when every current and former wrestling fan is keen to know about the recent allegations. Sam didnt even mention that in his wrestling podcast.

[@kf9926]

This was filmed in 2005

[@shanemoline5890]

Anders said I'm here more or less" because he was implying that he was fucked up. He was drunk so he said I'm here, more or less saying that he was out of it. It wasn't a dig

[@mightymoeish]

The guys went overboard on it but Anders still cringe. It's not funny or interesting that he doesn't take the event seriously enough to be sober. We don't care.

[@TonyDanza4Lyfe]

He even acknowledged this may have been his act but if it was nobody told him. So both could be in the right

[@Huxtee7]

That still makes hiM NOT FUNNY

[@JuanPablo-wg9bk]

😂

[@joeschumaker2152]

the jews

[@Blake_.Dryden]

Workaholics is the shit. Doesn’t mesh with Patrice at all.

[@bobee1284]

Love Patrice but damn I can’t stand Norton and when he gets so indignant and obnoxious.

[@peepopoo4387]

Jimmy is only good when he's throwing scathing one-liners at an idiot who deserves it. In every other facet of this show, he is Opie-tier if not worse.

[@joeschumaker2152]

I'm funny like a jew

[@josieeee8]

Patrice is hilarious, but that roast was not funny

[@grahamwalden2867]

It was hilarious when that racists guy who years later started a racist podcast network said that unfunny racists shit to Sway.

[@maxburpee]

Patrice being such a baby about the way that Workaholics guy spoke to him on the red carpet. “I was insecure about my jacket.” Jesus what a girl.

[@DingleBerryschnapps]

Patrice was mediocre on that roast.

[@TheGeoffbonn]

Have feeling kaku is laughing his ass off right now

[@toddf.packer9394]

I wish I would've known about this when it was relevant. I could shut Anthony down on 99.999% of his idiotic conservative racist rages bringing it back to his kind at every turn. RIP

[@denmac19]

How are those blue state/city shitholes everyone is fleeing from working out for you?

[@WorthlessClips]

I know everyone hates on opie, but if it weren't for him constantly saying "patrice oneal in the studio" I wouldnt of known who patrice was as fast as I did

[@WorthlessClips]

Thank you

[@Blackdiamondprod.]

46:13 Anthony: This is bad because I might actually be punished for breaking traffic laws and putting others in danger on a daily basis. Exactly the entitled bullshit you’d expect him to think.

[@The-Real-Skinny-Bob]

Blesses you

[@Blackdiamondprod.]

50:41 EXACTLY!!!!!